Monday, February 15, 2010

Sarah Palin makes appearance at Daytona 500.

Palin said she was "having fun and not thinking about the politics of this," but didn't miss the chance to energize her base in one of the most critical regions of the largest swing state.

"This is awesome," she said. "It's all-Americana event. Good, patriotic, wonderful event that's bringing a whole lot of people together. I think this is good for our country." (I am sorry, but how is watching a bunch of guys driving around a racetrack "good for our country"?)

Sporting a black coat, blue jeans and heels — no hand notes — the self-described "hockey mom" got the full experience in her first visit to the Daytona 500.

She sat through the pre-race driver meeting, muscled her way through pit road, took to the stage on the infield and wished drivers a safe race. She drew roars from throngs of racing fans, many shouting "We love you, Sarah!"
Palin wasn't with her husband, Todd, on Valentine's Day. She told the crowd he was back in Alaska preparing for the Iron Dog snowmobile race.
(Well this may actually be true. The Iron Dog starts this Sunday February 21 and the racers just had banquet last Saturday. Besides it is a much better reason than that whole "fixing the roof" excuse.)

"Whether it's racing cars, dogs, snow machines, it's an event like this that brings all Americans together," she said.

Palin took just two questions from the only two reporters around her entourage, consisting of about a dozen security personnel and managers. That didn't stop her from doing what she does best: getting out in the crowds and mingling with supporters.

"I'm thinking about this good, active, speed-loving event that a lot of Alaskans, too, are really in to," said Palin, adding that some elements — minus the snow — were similar to the famous Iditarod sled dog race. (Oh yeah Daytona and the Iditarod are almost EXACTLY alike. One is a bunch of guys, in souped up cars, turning left for five hundred miles and the other is a race that covers 1170 miles of the most inhospitable environment on the planet and that can take anywhere from a little over a week to almost a month to finish. But hey, a race is a race right?)

"We've got our snow-machine races up there. This is, of course, on a much greater scale," she said. "Same type of sport, though, same type of risk-taking, speed-loving all-American event that we participate up north. We love it. You bet." (To read the rest of the AP article just click the title of this post.)

Well this is certainly Palin's type of crowd. Any group of people who would spend Valentines Day watching a bunch of adolescent walking billboards driving their expensive toys around a racetrack are probably not the most politically savvy potential voters in the country.


I mean the guy has a Hefty trash bag logo across his chest!

I think that Sarah should follow his example. Perhaps she could have her plastic surgeon's name stitched onto her blouse, or News Corp emblazoned across the back of her jacket, or SarahPAC printed on one sleeve and C4P down the other.



After all it is not the FIRST time Sarah would have used her body to sell a product. Of course in John McCain's case it was not terribly successful.

Update: Okay I am going to have to offer a mea culpa to my visitors who take umbrage that I lumped ALL Nascar fans into one category.

Clearly there are some people who enjoy the races who are not ignorant, or Palin-bots, or even Republicans. And to those people I apologize for my insensitive generalizations.

And besides, as more than one commenter pointed out, they DO always turn to the left, so maybe these are in fact MY people. Stranger things have been known to happen.

44 comments:

  1. Wilderness Lover6:50 AM

    Gryphen - Can't you do SOMETHING to SHUT HER UP?? PLEASE put me out of my misery!! I'm BEGGING you!!

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  2. Anonymous7:01 AM

    Hey Sarah, the Daytona has been going on for fifty + years. This is what happens to the thought process, when one, splashs on to much Unocal.Breathe deep baby.

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  3. BPOINT7:05 AM

    Where's Todd on Valentines Day?

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  4. Aussie Blue Sky7:24 AM

    Another great post, Gryphen!

    Dang! Have you SEEN Todd???

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  5. Anonymous7:37 AM

    Gryphen,

    Seems like all those skeletons busting forth from their respective
    'gates' isn't causing Mrs.P a lick
    of worry. She's bustling round the
    country winkin', blinkin,' noddin,'
    & grinnin.' It's hard to imagine that
    unless he's got a video & ten unimpeachable eyewitnesses to her
    committing a felony (even then)she'll skate free.

    Sharon TN

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  6. emrysa7:38 AM

    "It's all-Americana event. Good, patriotic, wonderful event"

    hmm lets see...

    driving cars in circles for hours, burning thousands of gallons of gas made from FINITE resources, making the women-oppressing saudi royals even richer, pumping untold amounts of greenhouse gas co2 into the atmosphere...

    and palin considers these things to be "patriotic!" lmao. idiotic is more like it.

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  7. Anonymous7:40 AM

    "I think that Sarah should follow his example. Perhaps she could have her plastic surgeon's name stitched onto her blouse, or News Corp emblazoned across the back of her jacket, or SarahPAC printed on one sleeve and C4P down the other."

    Love it Gry! Gawd she makes me sick.


    Sorry if already posted. I've been 'outta the loop' awhile.

    Teh Train Wreck
    http://www.osborneink.com/2010/02/teh-train-wreck%e2%84%a2/

    SARAHPALOOZA!!
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/matt-osborne/sarahpalooza-part-ii-conv_b_453439.html

    Great Sarah Tee to order!
    http://www.zazzle.com/sarah_palin_12_tee_tshirt-235417455665038347

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  8. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Well damn Gryphen I am not political savvy voter because I like to watch car racing (even left a post last night under the Valentine post). That blanket statement is like Quitter telling some folks they are Un-American if they don't agree with some of her BS.

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  9. Anonymous7:43 AM

    That first photo, she looks exactly like what she is.

    A selfish, immature, mean and sickening human being. Cant wait for her to fall.
    Come on Sarah!
    FALL!

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  10. Anonymous7:51 AM

    George Lopez Calls Sarah Palin A B***h On National Television

    Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2010/02/13/george-lopez-calls-sarah-palin-b-h-national-television#ixzz0fcmBlLWR

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  11. If FOX is paying to build Sarah that studio in Wasilla, they have wasted a lot of money. They don't seriously think Sarah is going to spend any time in Alaska, do they? She might stop in for an occasional visit, but most of her time will be spent in the lower 48 where she can make the big bucks. Todd will get tired of following her around like a lap dog, so he'll spend more and more time at home. Poor Piper isn't old enough to make decisions for herself, so Sarah will keep her out of school and drag her around the country. After all, Piper is truly Sarah's "baby", not Trig.

    When she resigned, didn't she say she was going to be working for Alaska from outside of office? What has she done for Alaska since resigning? She's been working for Sarah, not for Alaska!

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  12. Anonymous7:56 AM

    You are right this is her base. I have been to a few Nascar races with my husband.(I'm not a fan of Nascar they don't care about the racers or the fans but in defense of some, not all fans are redneck, racist palin loving reta... ooppss) Less than 10% of attendants are minorities. Around 75% are overweight beer belly middle aged men. Where is she going next? I have my fingers crossed that she will show up at a WWE event. Oh please Sarah that would be huge. They could play Barracuda as you walk out. I can hear them now "Sarah Sarah Sarah".

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  13. It was nice that Tawd got the valentines weekend away from her to "fix the roof".

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  14. anon at 7:56 am
    If you find a clip of the event, you will notice that there are "Boos" in the backgroud. I have attended a few nascar races ( I am a minority, native american) and I have attended these drivers meetings, everything but the drivers themselves is basically ignored.
    Glad to see Piper got the weekend off from caring for for mentally ill mother...who was traveling with Sarah?? Who did Sarah spend valentines with?

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  15. BAustin8:23 AM

    Can someone please keep a calculator going...how many days Sarah is traveling without Trig?

    Or more to the point...days she is apart from Trig.

    And on the flip side...calculate how many days Piper has missed school (poor kid!)

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  16. Somehow i cant see why she was there? The whole thing is about turning left!...and left and left.
    Leftie support whoda thunk it.

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  17. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Bill Maher has a special on cable that takes a couple of good jabs at quitty pants.

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  18. Anonymous8:44 AM

    Did she fly commercial or did billy send his Gulfstream to pick her fat butt up?? Will she declare that as income?? Didi she go to any Klan meetings while she was in the south?? Did she try to start a new chapter?? Where was Meg S... trying to get some talking points from the HipHop GOP chair rapper?? What a crew...

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  19. Anonymous8:47 AM

    God, she's so fcking stupid.

    ...and ignorant.
    and a hypocrite.

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  20. Anonymous8:58 AM

    i'd be more concerned if $arah showed up to speak to a diverse, multi-ethnic, educated group of people who are chanting her name.

    all i've seen so far is $arah grabbing for the safety of her ever-shrinking base. how mavericky is that?

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  21. Anonymous9:03 AM

    $arah spent Valentine's day with what she loves most...money. Raking in oodles of cash from her "screeches". She talked in incoherent circles in Daytona -- truly laughable. Like Chris Matthews said, "an empty vessel".

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  22. Anonymous9:19 AM

    I've been noticing some uncomplimentary things written about Palin in my newspaper lately. Today, a tiny little paragraph saying she was "using" the daytona 500 to campaign. A few op-eds have also been critical. I think the MSN is finally seeing at least a glimmer of light.

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  23. Anonymous9:30 AM

    Those are some sexxxy under the boob snow pants there granny.

    She is a marketing genious, wait until Hefty is markered on her palm at her next speaking event.

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  24. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Sometime ago, Bill Maher made the same suggestion regarding corporate sponsorship and politicians. He imagined a suit with the logos of all the big money donors stitched onto the politician's jacket and pants. He was covered in the emblems of the big banks and investment houses, car manufacturers, military hardware, every name you ever read in Forbes, the Wall Street Journal or your own newspaper's business pages.

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  25. WTF does "All-Americana" mean?

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  26. Anonymous9:41 AM

    "Where's Todd on Valentines Day?"

    With his girlfriend.

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  27. Sarah Palin needs elocution lessons more than anyone I have ever heard. I honestly don't know which is worse; having to look and her or listen to her. But both, I simply cannot take anymore. It's interesting isn't it? Whatever $P attends automatically makes it an "all American, patriotic event". ITA, how is it that cars driving around and around in circles, poluting the environment and making the oil sheiks in the Middle East even more wealthy a patriotic thing to do? OMG, the bowling convention thing is coming up soon too isn't it? Wonder if Naughty Monkey made a pair of shoes especially for her.

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  28. Anonymous10:16 AM

    I find it amazing that she went to the Daytona 500. but she probably understood what was going on. It is all LEFT turns and doesn't take a genius to understand that. Which way are they gonna turn now?
    But it was Left turning. Isn't she a right wing person?

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  29. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Great post! Nascar....a bunch of rednecks...Sarah fits right in!

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  30. womanwithsardinecan10:27 AM

    Ugh. Driving expensive cars in circles isn't even faintly similar to the Iditarod. That's incredibly lame. Please do a post just about her comparison, so that it doesn't get lost in the rest of her crap. Even the Testosterone Dog race that Todd races in (Dang!) isn't a good comparison. The Daytona 500 is just about the lamest "sports" event on the planet. Please embarrass her over this. She just wanted to bat her eyes at "real" Americans. Excuse me while I go barf now.

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  31. emilypeacock10:41 AM

    NASCAR wanted to bring a racetrack here to New York. We said a resounding Thanks but NO Thanks!! We don't need any more traffic or pollution or drunk drivers on the road.

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  32. NASCAR is where she belongs.

    As an aside, I almost bought me some Junior Johnson endorsed moonshine this weekend. Opted for 7x distilled vodka.

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  33. Anonymous10:54 AM

    Hey, I'm no fan of Nascar, but I find it's illustrious beginning fascinating. Of course, the beginning of the Iditarod serum run is far more nobel. I used to think labeling the mushers as athletes a little silly, the dogs do all the work yah? I realize I couldn't last a mile in a musher's shoes.

    I saw a physical training session of a car maintenance team, holy crap, those guys work hard. The same must be said of the drivers. That is a powerful and amazing amount of speed you have to control. You also too parhapd have to think like a chess player to keep in the game.

    But why make fun of Nascar or their fans? That's punishing
    the demographic for Sarah merely attending, it's not like they are assuredly a tea party base. There are progressives no matter where you go.

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  34. Anonymous10:57 AM

    Just so you know - not all racing fans are Sarah Palin fans! My husband is a racing fanatic (he has even done some auto racing himself) and he despises her as much as I do. He has never, ever voted for a Republican in his 25 year voting career - something even I can't say.

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  35. running moonshine is SOOO American!

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  36. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Nascar money is hug!!! Nascar is growing even in these down times. Sure they want to prestent that they are slowing down because of the down ture in the nation and all. But the truth of the matter is that they are very cunning and smart. They need political support to build new race tracks like in the New York and New Jersey market. THis concerns me, because they are planing on turn more wet lands into a carbon polluting enterprize. They are selling this endever as a green project to the public. saying that they will have lots of grass parking lots which can be used as ball fields and such when the Nascar tailgate beer parties are not happening.

    Go electric Nascar!

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  37. emrysa12:07 PM

    nothing better than poisoning the air, water, and soil for entertainment!

    yay, nascar!

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  38. I know what you meant Gryphen. I don't care for any sports but have a friend who likes Nascar and voted for President Obama. Jeff Gorden a driver from Nascar was at the white house and he voted for Obama. He is taking a lot of flak for that.

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  39. Anonymous12:57 PM

    So where is Trig? At home with mommy Bristol and little brother Tripp? That's probably a good thing...hopefully Bristol will take better care of him than Granny Sarah does!

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  40. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Anon 2:14, NASCAR sold their parcel of land on the lovely Isle of Staten and has abandoned all plans for a New York track.

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  41. I am always happy to see Trig at home with Bristol - despite the fact that she has agreed to be a prisoner of mommy dearest, I DO think Bristol is maternal. Just watching her interact with Trig at the RNC and during the 2008 campaign convinced me of that.
    I feel that Trig is much safer and more loved when he is home.
    I an hopeful that sarah will NOT drag him around in the future - that was so painful to watch (during the "book of lies" tour).

    BTW - I am married to a race car driver. We are NOT rednecks. Plenty of racers and race fans are supportive of our President.
    Let's not let the wingnuts steal the racing industry (they already believe they own the flag, the Republican Party and God - ENOUGH!)

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  42. Mac And Cheese Wiz9:54 PM

    Speed loving? That explains a lot

    TMI Sarah.

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  43. Anne NC10:10 PM

    Let's see, Sarah & Piper were gone from Wasilla for five days last week and Todd was doing something out of town for the upcoming Iditarod. This week, Sarah is out of town, once again, minus all children and Todd is busy with the Iditarod again.

    Who's spending time with that baby that she loves more than her own life, the one she "flew all the way back to Alaska to have cause you can't have a fish picker born in Texas"? Remember Trig, Sarah & Todd? Why bother to have children if you won't actually spend nurturing them, seeing that their intensive therapy which is so important during those first years.

    Once again, Sarah proves her children do not come first, she does!

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  44. Anonymous7:01 AM

    I'm a NASCAR fan, and have had the good fortune to have driven a Sprint Cup car. These cars are highly engineered and finely tuned, but yes, they do burn the fuel. But then, so does other forms of racing, corporate jets (Al Gore, ad nauseum), Air Force One flying from D.C. to Baltimore, etc., etc. Having said that, I watched the 500 and was so anxious thinking they would have the grifter in the spotlight giving the start engine command. That would nbave totally ruined the day for me!!

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