Alan Grayson: Teabagger opponent an "undead minion" in Palin "Zombie Army".

Damn I am REALLY starting to love this guy!

From the Orlando Sentinel:

Less than a week after Sarah Palin directed her zombie army to “take out” Congressman Alan Grayson, one of her undead minions has risen to the challenge. Peg Dunmire has filed to run as the Florida Tea Party’s candidate against Grayson in November. Dunmire evidently is the first person to qualify as an official Tea Party candidate in any House race in the country.

“I read Dunmire’s announcement,” said Grayson. “I then forwarded it to the Guinness Book of World Records, for consideration under the category ‘Most Consecutive Cliches.’ This kind of right-wing drivel gave America $4-a-gallon gas and two endless wars, and drove us all to the brink of national bankruptcy. Was she living in a cave for eight years?”

Grayson was asked why he thinks that Dunmire decided not to run as a Republican. He laughed out loud. “Dunmire is not running as a Republican, because the Republican Party of Florida smells worse than a rotting carcass. The stench reaches all the way to the Georgia state line,” Grayson said. “For goodness’ sake, on the day that their state leader resigned in disgrace, a ‘Shred-It’ truck rolled up to Republican headquarters. Dunmire doesn’t want any part of what the grand jury in Orange County rightly called their ‘Culture of Corruption.’”


“Whatever money you give to the Republican Party in Orange County ends up in Chairman Lew Oliver’s pocket,” Grayson continued. “He’ll probably take that money from the Palin event, and lease a Lexus. Oliver had to rig his own election to win the job, and then he had to cancel all those local Republican Party meetings to keep it. Lew Oliver couldn’t find his rear end with both hands, unless there was a twenty-dollar bill sticking out of it.”

Why would ANYONE attempt to have a war of words with this guy?  He ruthlessly eviscerates his detractors without even raising a sweat.

I would pay big money to see him debate Sarah Palin on any network show you can name.  Hell she could even have it on Fox and bring Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck as back up.  It would still be a slaughter.

(By the way for all of you right wingers desperately attempting to find examples of liberals inciting violence, I used the word "slaughter" ONLY in the sense of a verbal victory, not an act of physical aggression. But hey, nice try!)

Best picture of Sarah Palin yet! (Hey if you are going to lead a Zombie Army....)

You know I am no expert, but I just don't think that Palin's recent plastic surgery has been much of an improvement.  What do you guys think?