Will having a reality show finally force Sarah Palin to face "reality"? Yeah, that'll be the day!

It looks like despite the fact that it is one of the stupidest ideas ever, Sarah "There's plenty of room for Alaska's animals, right next to the mashed potatoes" Palin will in fact have a "reality show" on the Discovery Channel where Sarah will stand in front of fake backdrops, while a wind machine ruffles her wig ever so natural like, and she describes the wildlife that she is seeing for the first time in her life.

"Well that right there...wait let me check my palm...is a snowshoe hare.  Wow he is a cute little fella!  I usually only see their hind ends as they frantically run away as I am firing wildly in all directions trying to murder them.  Gosh it is so adorable we should skin it later and make mittens for Piper!"

Later Palin can tell the audience sitting at home expecting to learn something sciency from a channel called, ironically enough, "Discovery" how Global Warming is a fake controversy made up by the "libruls" in the "Democrat" party and how in actuality the polar bears really enjoy having less sea ice to contend with because it helps to keep them so slim and trim because of all that extra aerobic swimming they have to do just to survive. 

"They are also eating fewer meals as well, and we know how that helps to fight off those extra inches, don't we ladies?"

Perhaps Sarah will also escort the Cheechakos from Discovery up to Prudhoe Bay and take a look at the pipeline. 

Palin can then wax poetic about how pristine the area used to be before all of the heavy equipment, raping of the land, and accidental oil spills made it just that much gosh darn better! She will then get the chance to say her favorite phrase, "Drill, baby, drill" which is also a guaranteed boner maker for all of the teenage boys, and middle aged male teabaggers, watching the show in the hopes that Palin will participate in a wet oil t-shirt contest. (By the way, if the price was right, you just KNOW Sarah would be up for it!)

Perhaps for the last show of the season, which knowing Palin will probably be about halfway through the agreed upon episodes, Sarah can take the crew to the "Palin Compound" and let them throw fish into Lake Lucille and watch them die. 

"Oh look that one is trying to get out of the water. If evolution was not all a big lie he could probably sprout legs and walk to a cleaner lake.  Ha, ha, that is funny!  Stupid scientists!"

Maybe while they are there they can perform a DNA test on all of the Palin offspring, and try to figure out just WHO is a member of WHOSE family.  Now THAT is an episode I would make sure to TIVO!

I think I will see if I cannot talk somebody into filming a REAL reality show about Alaska called "Sarah Palin has no fucking idea what she is talking about!".  It can run right after her show and simply correct all of the stupid things she says, like "Oh look!  That is herd of gooses!"  Or "Right over there you can see a pair of meese, grazing by the road.  Good thing I don't have my rifle, and somebody to show me how to use it!"

I hope it is worth it to the folks at Discovery to get this brief lift in their ratings, because after this they may as well change their name from "Discovery channel" to "Discredited Channel".