Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Finally! What the nation has been breathlessly awaiting! A television network even crazier and more right wing than Fox News!

Hey Teabaggers!  Do you love Fox News, but just hate when they accidentally seem reasonable and report a story without attacking a liberal or calling Obama a socialist?

Well don't you worry your empty little heads one minute longer.  Now there is a new network coming to a trailer park near you.
Rightnetwork, all the Obama hating you can handle with none of the liberal leaning commentators like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly!

Here is but a taste of the kind of programming you can expect from a network that will definitely not have any entertainment savvy Jews on staff.



To learn more about this combination of CNN and Hee Haw just click right here.

Damn I knew electing a black man as president might shake things up a bit, but I have to admit that I had no idea how bad it would get.

And by the way when did Frasier turn into such an ignorant knuckle dragging mouth breather?

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Do you think it was his recent brush with death that turned him into jerk? He might be a walking example of what happens when the brain becomes oxygen deprived.

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  2. Olivia3:54 PM

    Frasier was always an ignorant knuckle dragging mouth breather, he was just always on drugs before so all you saw was the drooling.

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  3. LOL--for a minute I thought maybe the Half-Baked Alaskan was going to have her own channel.

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  4. Anonymous4:19 PM

    Sadly, I knew this country wasn't ready for a "black" president. There's too many dumbfucks out there with this kind of axe to grind.

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  5. Anonymous6:05 PM

    Well, first I must express my disappointment in "Frazier"; I had no idea that he was a far right-wing nut.
    Next, if Gryphen or anyone else hears that this channel is actually getting off the ground, then we all need to start contacting GCI to encourage them to NOT add it to the lineup. Thanks for the heads-up on this.

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  6. Anonymous6:05 PM

    Im pretty certain this is a meant to mock

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  7. "This show is about people playing poker..and talking politics. If you're not interested in that, then get out!"

    That's when I "got out."

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  8. Anonymous1:38 AM

    Is that Biff from Back To The Future?

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  9. This is funny. I think this is an uber-spoof in the tradition of Colbert Report.

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  10. Anonymous5:01 AM

    oh, and for those who are getting rather rude in their frustration about not being able to access this site: do you realize how much time, effort and money it takes to straighten glitches out?

    My goodness, if you appreciate this site, why turn on it because you are inconvenienced for a short time.

    If it is that crucial, why not download Firefox, Chrome or Goggle and avoid the problem altogether?

    Sorry, Gryphen. I don't mean to speak for you, but I am getting a bit annoyed by people griping about something they can easily remedy themselves. I realize one can become addicted to a great site such as this, but a little patience and politeness could be shown by people who claim to love the site.

    We all know you care about your readers, and we appreciate your efforts to upgrade your site. It is not your intention to make the site inaccessible. People need to get a grip.

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  11. I hope this network DOES get picked up because it is the only thing that could annoy FOX.

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  12. Not only is Kelsey Grammer a RW nutter, he is a total jerk. Hubby worked on his book years ago after the first writer dropped dead. Wife said at funeral that Grammer "killed my husband!" from the stress I guess. Anyway, hubby's experience was bad too.

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  13. Anonymous10:10 AM

    he has scrambled eggs all over his face

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  14. I use Firefox to come here no problems.

    Well have to say this is the most boring show I have watched if that is an indication of what will be on good luck. In all fairness we did have the cartoon Lil Bush.

    I think the best to do is not switch to that channel. Same as I do with Fox. I was upset yesterday and almost canceled Comcast but then I realized no matter what package I got with another cable provider this stupid channel will be on it. I did call them and tell them I didn't think it was right to put a show on that mocks the President. if it gets out of hand with Marxist, Commie, he is Muslim, etc bull crap I was thinking maybe we can get a petition go around and we can sign. Mocking is one thing but out and out insults are not going to go over well with me or anyone of like mind. I respect our President, voted for him, and sucked up 8 years of that idiot Bush. That is not mocking but truth.

    Barb

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  15. you mean this is for real?!!

    Anon 1:38 AM: yes, it's Biff, You're right!

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  16. Anonymous3:59 AM

    Oh yes, I've heard things about Kelsey! He is known as a total asshole - pretty much the opposite of his Frasier character; why he isn't well known as a conservative nut is beyond me bc he is by far the most successful conservative actor around (though obviously not now! Ouch! Just 6 years ago he had one of the most well reviewed and respected shows and now this!) He used to be a guest of Bush et al frequently. I've seen shows about the making of Frasier and you don't need to be a psychologist or body language expert to tell that alot of the cast and crew had issues with him. I even heard that Lisa Kudrow was supposed to play Roz but didn't get along with him and Kelsey got her ousted. If you've ever seen Lisa in an interview you'd know how innocuous and polite she is. Also I've seen David Hyde Pierce talking about Kelsey in a manner trying to tactfully hide his distaste. He is gay; imagine how working with a conservative asshole would have been for over a decade! Kelsey used to be a womanising alcoholic asshole. He got off the booze but that's all that changed; the booze didn't make him a douche, he is just a douche!

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