My mom always told me if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all...uh...let's see...$30,000 per speech huh? Wow!
H/T to Walter Neff
Wow!
Update: I forgot that I had this cartoon. But I am still not saying anything.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
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Ok, I'll be nice...right after this.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!
when it was first announced that the no-talent would be on the show, I voiced my objection to the network.
ReplyDeleteI refused to watch it after that.
The clip indicates that it's even worse than I imagined. She comes off so stiff....it's almost as if she's projecting to a green board and not towards an actress.
One good thing - Bristol makes Amy, the teen star of the show, look exceptionally good.
Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteA little stiff, and an unconvincing performance, but, it's her first time. She better not leave her day job.
ReplyDeleteWere those supposed to be jokes??
ReplyDeleteWell, Bristol looked nice, but I doubt an Oscar will be in her future.
Television programs are on a tight schedule, so she probably only got to do maybe three or four takes, and the editors chose the best take to air.
OK, I'm not saying a word. Don't have to. This sez it all & my Mom told me the same thing. ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say and be nice at the same time. : )
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, she does need to keep her day job if she actually has one. This definitely isn't going to be a good career choice for her. At least, I presume, Levi gets to take care of his son while she's off being a Palin. That's a nice bonus for him. And I have to say I don't wish her ill even a little bit. I hope those two can pull it all together.
ReplyDeleteoh my. feel sorry for the director.
ReplyDeleteshe may get better -- with some acting lessons, ya' think?
ReplyDeleteShe will only need to do an Oscar performance for The View when she convinces us she is not having sex with Levi or any of his old hockey buds like Ben Barber. Cut her some slack on this crap.
ReplyDeleteThis is a try out for SNL, right? It's alright to laugh at a comedy show.
ReplyDeleteI am not trying to be funny, but I had to rewind her first sentence
ReplyDelete1. I wanted to make sure her voice really sounds like that and had to replay it. Does she really talk like that?
2. I was not sure what she said, so I had to rewind it.
Reminds me of Mark Spitz after his Olympics when the powers that be tried to help him break into Hollywood. Same disaster. Was she reading from a teleprompter?
ReplyDeleteWas she reading from a teleprompter? Or her mother's hillbilly handprompter?
ReplyDeleteOMG. She sucks. Bad.
ReplyDeleteOMG~sure hope she got her money up front. That is awful.
ReplyDeleteI won't be mean either. Okay--not mean to Bristol per se. We don't have to be. She's only onscreen because Rupert is hot for her mom.
ReplyDeleteBristol---please go to college and make something of yourself. Please don't let this travesty extend into the next generation. The mind is a terrible thing to NEVER explore.
I had low expectations for her and she almost reached them..... her performance was even lower than I thought possible.
ReplyDeleteOh I was supposed to be nice.....ummm, let's see........ give me a minute......nope nothing nice is coming to mind.
Now we know why NO ONE has hired her for a speech.
O. M. G. How embarrassing. She couldn't have been any worse if she tried. (I know that wasn't nice but it's nicer than what I was REALLY thinking).
ReplyDeleteOuch...don't quit your day job, Sweetie.
ReplyDeletedirector was given major bribe to not throttle her.
ReplyDeleteI expect this headline to be next, Next week on The Bachelorette, Piper Palin makes her "Hollywood" debut.
ReplyDeleteI hope she doesn't give up her day job! Err...which is being a Candies spokesperson...and she's not really very good at that either. And being paid $30K to give speeches??? Get real!! Bristol has about as much personality as a wet rag! How long will she hold the attention of an audience?? But now that her and Levi are supposedly back together, I wonder how long that abstinence thingie will last? She will be pregnant again before the end of the year, which will quickly put an end to her career as an abstinence advocate!!
ReplyDeleteWhy NOT be mean? She is an adult. She is benefiting from her public appearances (buying a condo, new leather furniture, car,etc), so why not treat her like any other person who "chooses" to be in the public eye?
ReplyDeletebabies having babies; uhg...she should finish college as she is not a natural actor.
ReplyDeleteOh, c'mon! I know this is just acting, but if Bristol had ever heard of Yo-Yo Ma (he's a cellist, to put it simply), I'll eat my hat.
ReplyDeleteThere is more dimension to that caricature of Bristol than there is to Bristol.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, a good acting coach can work wonders. Let's see how she is in three months.
If the real Bristol has ever heard of Yo-Yo Ma before, I'll be dumbfounded.
ReplyDeleteShe makes the other girl in the scene look like Oscar material. That was just awful, wonder how many 'takes' it took.
ReplyDeleteGryph we must have had the same momma....
ReplyDeleteI can't say nuthin nice so I won't say nuthin at all.......
Bristol just said, "And I'm Yo-Yo Ma!" 10 to 1 she thought that was a rap group made up of teen moms. Thank god for teh google, eh Bristol?
ReplyDeleteps - that sucked serious ass.
Wow she was ummmm hmmm oh hell I guess I will keep my mouth shut cause there isn't anything nice to say about her performance.
ReplyDeleteIt's so bad I had to watch it again. Good thing the Paylins have no sense of shame.
ReplyDelete"babies having babies" that is what people could care about.
ReplyDeleteWhat is protecting Bristol about? She is an adult but it is more than that. She is an adult that is doing horrible, horrible, horrible things for our future generations. If only people could care more about the truly innocent ones that look up to her or a big sister that likes her glamorous Harper's spread. Bristol has Van Flein and Sarah's Pac to protect her. She said long ago she did not read the blogs and negative about her, if she was lying, too bad. Why protect someone that is leading children in the wrong direction and into a life of hell? I don't get the protect Bristol at all. What are we going to do with all the babies from unwed teens as they have babies and need more of our resources? Can we send them all to Alaska? They do have some space up there. Take Alaska off their welfare and let them be independent and have all the single teen mothers and children. Wasilla can take them all. Meth capital and Dr. Cathy's home.
Tell me again why she is a role model for teen pregnancy? And this show, I don't get it either. Its all about all these people screwing each other.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2010-06-20/secret-life-of-the-american-teenager-7-sex-tips/
I gotta see this show. They invite young women to join an orchestra, ostensibly to build up their self-confidence, which is later crushed by the realization that they were only chosen because they're sluts. Nice. That's meaner than anything I could think up.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Megan McCain could only giggle when asked about the Palin kids?
ReplyDeleteWell two of those kids are adults.
Bristol signed on the dotted line for this gig.
Face it Gyph, she knows the world is laughing at her!
Good gawd.
Also too,
ReplyDeleteThat is how TRipp and Tri-g call her:
Yo- Yo- MA!!
First thought:
ReplyDeleteThose old "Afterschool Specials" from the 60's and 70's, which were pretty bad as I recall...
Kind of surprising that she is that bad an actress, given that the last three years she has been living a LIE pretty durn well and has alot of people convinced.....
Bristol, I think mama's gonna have to keep you on her payroll honey.
38 seconds of my life I'll never get back...why? why?
ReplyDelete"we're all teen moms - and musicians!"
ReplyDeletesounds reaaallyyy fucking cool, huh? wow I want to be a teen mom!
thanks so much for showing me the light! look how pretty, clean, and well-clothed these "teen moms" are - and look how shiny their hair is! I'm gonna become a teen mom and a musician! then I'll have it made!
another paylin girl not in skool.
ReplyDeleteShe would make a good Stepford wife--very robotic.
ReplyDeleteand....is Bristol Palin going to be on the "View" for one day or the entire month of July? Whoopie will eat her for lunch. Pop the popcorn....spectator sport!
ReplyDeleteOMG! OK, I can think of something nice to say. After hearing the maddening screech of Word Salad Sarah, who cannot control the sneer in her mean girl snarl, Bristol is not her mother. On the other hand, Bristol could not be more monotone and blank, and yes, I agree with the poster above who thinks that she was reading the words from a cue card.
ReplyDeleteHowever, there is a more important message in that clip. Bristol tells the other girl that everyone is there because they are single moms; that's how she knew that the other teen had a baby. What, do you think we're here because we're good musicians? No, Bristol, and you wouldn't be there if you weren't the former governor's daughter.
My advice to Bristol is this: Do not quit your day job! After seeing that clip, you will not be getting $30,000. bookings for speeches. You are not a credible advocate for Candie's cheap message. Seriously, keep the so-called job at the doctor's office.
It's not mean if you're being honest. It's tough love. Bristol is terrible in that clip. Wooden, expressionless face, speaks too fast making her difficult to understand, plus monotone. If she has any interest in pursuing an acting career, she should take acting lessons. A lot of them. She's not a natural.
ReplyDeleteIt's really disturbing that she's getting so much attention, money, and fame just because she's the daughter of someone famous, AND she had a child as an unmarried teenager. It glamorizes being a teenage mom, and most kids aren't going to have the benefits of having a famous parent.
If Bristol were truly doing all this on her own, she'd be struggling. But she's not, so she makes it look glamorous. Other kids are going to want to be her, with her condo, truck, fancy clothes, TV roles, magazine spreads, and jaunts to New York and LA. What's not to love about that? Just have a baby and it can all be yours! That's what she's selling. And SHAME on ABC Family for helping her sell it. Shame on them.
I'll be the mean girl and say what needs to be said. (clearing throat)
ReplyDeleteTsk tsk tsk. Bristol, Mama Grizzly is the actor in the family, not you. And we know what a lousy piece of work she is!
Bitch - go back to school and earn your own way. Unless are you a lazy lying sack of shit like mama, then you are a lost cause.
Jaye52 (Turning off mean girl switch for the moment).
It takes a genius to obey Team Scarah and do dumb things to look like a fool. Keep it up Bristol! If they put a tack in her shoe she might get some feeling and look a little more real.
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin's Glorious Acting Debut on Secret Life
I hate to think that someone as young as she is has botox in her face, but it doesn't move at all. Not that she should have lines at 20, but eyes move when we talk to people, young or old!
ReplyDeleteIf she wasn't such a threat to teens I could feel sorry for her. She is so near dead I don't think she feels anything. I say give her what she deserves. They use to throw tomatoes at bad acts so they would get off the stage.
ReplyDeleteOK that sucked! She was as animated as my dogs day old turds and that's being nice....
ReplyDeleteWow. Just wow. In comparison, I'm the most talented actor in the world. Academy Award, here I come!
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin is just another criminal to me and a dangerous one at that. None of this is good for the planet or any living thing on it. Poor Tripp, now that Levi is fully ensconced on the dark side his life as another Palin prop is secured.
ReplyDeleteThe Dishonesty Of TLC's "Heartland Values"
Don't be mean to one so mean?
ReplyDeleteI hope ever young actress in H'wood jumps on this twit's case for taking a job that could have and should have gone to one of them...who's probably spent years taking acting lessons, investing in pictures, going to auditions. And then in waltzes Palin and gets the part.
ReplyDeleteI betcha Sarah is sayin':
ReplyDelete"Baby ignore all those people, ya got that natural Palin actin' blood in ya. They just jealous Baby. The only person that it matters is to is me, you and daddy. Now go back out there and show them that we Palins don't quit!"
Bristol: "Palins don't quit? But momma, ya quit your job as governa of the smallest populated state in the union?"
Sarah: "Bristol take your sorry actin' arse back to your condo and watch your daddyless child! And get sum actin' lessons while u at it!"
Bristol has so many opportunities to better herself, get an education and perhaps become a true advocate for unwed teen mothers who don't have her blessings. And here she is - going nowhere fast. The whole family is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteJust say it already: she sucks, pure and simple. And the only reason she got the gig is because of who her mom is. Pity anyone who had to work with her. Wonder if she knows how bad she is?
ReplyDelete“… We are all teen moms and musicians….”
ReplyDeletePalease don’t tell me this a story about Sara Palin as a teen who got pregnant by Curtis Menard (carrying Track) and as a musician played a flute during the talent competition in a bikini while claiming to be a feminist?
Bristol uses that line with Trig too, "I'm Yo Yo Ma"!
ReplyDeletewell, she definately qualifies as a yo-yo ma.
ReplyDeleteThat was one of my Mom's favorite phrases: "If you can't say anything nice ...," so ---------.
ReplyDeleteOMG that was bad....
ReplyDeleteBut Gryph--we're not blind. She's tiny here, then totally puffy looking and heavy at her Candies event in late May. If she was 2 months here (with the long shirt covering her midsection), end of May would put her about 5 and coming up on about 6 now....
You should start a pool on the fake wedding date that will be announced because she was abstinent (cough, cough....) before & had to married when this latest child was conceived.
My guess for the back dated wedding date is around Christmas 2009.
I have several trees in my back yard that are jealous...
ReplyDeleteWhy is it Bristol can act like she isn't Trig's mom, but she puts up this lame acting job?
ReplyDelete$arah's latest tweet:
ReplyDeleteSarahPalinUSA
Upcoming Events in Texas, Virginia, and Georgia http://fb.me/BJ4jVKgk
My response:
jaye52
@SarahPalinUSA How much $$ u making at these events? I read ur at bargain basement price now AND giving away ur lousy fictional book.
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_15361781
ReplyDeleteSee
What you guys said about Yo Yo Ma. I SERIOUSLY doubt she'd ever heard that name before.
ReplyDeleteAlso, here's a Brady Bunch reference to my fellow 40 somethings, apropos to the acting ability of Ms. Palin:
"Who goes there?"
"Hark!"
Additionally, I'd like, also, perhaps, even, to see an extremely recent photo of Ms. Palin to check her baby bump-ish looking abdomen, for an update. Gryph? R Ya workin' on that?
Gryphen check the ticket sales low report for Ms quiter pants
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-politics-elections/palin-events-unexpected-hurdle-556123.html
The Reviews are IN! Wonder how this will get spun by the world of Palinbots and Sarah spin doctors...
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin's Horrid "Acting" Debut
Oh LAWD is this bad. Fresh off the press, here's Bristol Palin, making her acting debut on Secret Life of an American Teenager. Palin plays—shocker!—a teen mom, so you'd think she'd be convincing, right? Uh, nope.
http://tv.gawker.com/5571277/watch-bristol-palins-horrid-acting-debut
What do Bristol Palin and a Robot have in common?
I would like to say that her performance is underwhelming, but that would be a compliment. Bristol Palin’s attempts at acting make me almost think that her partner in the scene, Amy, played by Shailene Woodley, is the next Meryl Streep. Egads!
http://entertainment.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978323321
Here's my comment:
ReplyDelete" ."
Bristol could not act scared on a NY subway heading to Harlem.
ReplyDeletewow. THAT was IMPRESSIVE how much it sucked. man. that girl is about a 6pack of PBR, a couple of joints, and a ankle tattoo's away from being Kim Kardashian. wow.
ReplyDeleteI smell Oscar . . . Mayer that is, dinner is ready. Bristol, Hmnnn must be positive. Well, she can only go up from here. To be honest, I feel bad for those who when through the casting calls and lost to Bristol. Apparently it IS who you know. And the poor director, must still be having nightmares.
ReplyDeleteWe can't say anything mean? Do us a favor, Gryphen, and give us an idea of how much money Bristol is being paid for that show. Then, you will not be able to stop the comments.
ReplyDeleteHey Bristol,
ReplyDeleteDo you get how truly pathetic you are? How much scorn does it take to make you realize it?
Get an education.
Of course, being a Palin, you won't.
At the top of Mercede's blog just now was a hate- filled ad. (links to this: http://traditionalvalues.us/moralitysurvey1.aspx?pid=gb4&gclid=COeii8Ttt6ICFQK8sgodlAw64g)
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for anyone who opposes equal rights and thinks hatred and discrimination are "traditional values."
Some commenters say one can't control what ads run on one's own website. Do they really mean, once you accept money in exchange for allowing anything, then you can't control what appears?
I am just wondering if Mercede agrees with the messages of this ad. It even suggests gay people are child molesters (shouldn't be allowed to work with children.)
I looked Ticketmaster for Palin at The Arena At Gwinnett Center, Atlanta, GA... available floor seats are near the stage... concourse level are pretty close. It looks like they will be giving away free seats pretty soon if you buy a taco bell crunch wrap. My guess in order for Palin not to look bad they are going to have to give them seats away and write them off.
ReplyDeletePalin has 6 more days till Georgia and they caint give seats away.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you suppose she is wearing that belt so high- like it's sitting on top of a "bump". Strange way to wear a belt, don't ya think?
ReplyDeletefrom facebook:
ReplyDeleteKristina Lazzaro "It was nice meeting you when I was in AK! Your whole family is just amazing! Can't wait to come back :)"
Tuesday at 1:55pm
Lauden Bruce "It was nice meeting you too, I hope the family wasn't too crazy! I'm glad you had fun..Molly's house is always fun. Visit us again soon!"
Tuesday at 3:58pm
Sandra Bullock herself could not do a better job. BRAVO Bristol, you belong on Broadway (that's in New York)or on the silver screen in Hollywood (that would be California where your mom got the free ear phones, boxes of wine and all that other free stuff).
ReplyDeleteIt was crap.
ReplyDeleteToo bad "Terminator: the Sara Connor Chronicles" was cancelled.
ReplyDeleteWhy all the hate? Honestly, I can't understand why there is so much attention on Bristol, Mercede and Levi. They are kids.....let them be. I have kids their age and I'm sure some of you do as well. WTF? Focus on Sarah, her hypocricy and her shortcomings....not the kids in her life. Some here sound just like she does....9th grade mean girls.
ReplyDeleteI can't say anything about any acting because I did not see any in that video.
ReplyDeleteArticles say the clip's a "preview of her cameo." For a cameo, it's not unusual to use a well-known, non-actor for mutual publicity.
ReplyDeleteAlso, people without on-camera acting experience will be very uneven at first, even with good direction, unless they have a rare natural talent. As someone who tried but still can't act, I'd say give her a break.
But humor is good and yes, i would laugh if this stuff was said about my own acting, so here are some comments posted elsewhere:
I feel bad for YoYo Ma.
Wow. "We're all teen moms" sounds like a threat.
She seems to have reciting confused with acting.
Weird, I'm also YoYo Ma.
Next film I make, she's in it. What part, do you ask? Oh, you know, the universe. It's cold up there.
I dunno, something in the way she says, "We're all teen moms. And musicians" makes me believe that we are, in fact, all teen moms and musicians.
This is like Stepford Teen Moms.
I bet her poker face is amazing.
We're all teen moms.
*blink*
*pause*
This is a program. For teen moms.
*blink*
The only "Yo-Yo Ma" Bristol knows is the yo-yo who is her own mother.
ReplyDeleteHere's the reality, folks. Sarah Palin (and her deluded fans) have so consistently exaggerated her and her family's accomplishments, that the reality is pretty damn painful to witness, even for Palin's critics.
The whole Palin clan is a sorry example of American unexceptionalism being marketed as something special (basically selling ground beef as a prime cut). While Palin's diminishing fan base may still be enthralled by these marketing illusions, the majority of the public is not fooled. Just amused and, unfortunately for her children, contemptuous.
Just gotta love teen sex!
ReplyDeleteFeels good, pays well, get famous.
Sign me up.
pathetic! Candies should fire her! She's endorsing teen pregnancy instead of the opposite!
ReplyDeleteBristol is more convincing in her role than her mom is when Scarah tries to "act" like she's a good mom or a Christian or "act" like she knows what she's talking about.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 9:42 has a point. But to add a positive note, joking aside, it took courage for Bristol to act, she is pretty and photogenic, and her acting could improve with a little experience.
ReplyDeleteThink about it: This is the best of several takes. Hmm, I don't think it is a real stretch to at least be somewhat relaxed and natural - but what we got was uncomfortably wooden. I'll bet that actress rolled her eyes between every take.
ReplyDeleteI wish Bristol would face it. I have nothing against her, but she's not a smart girl with anything interesting to say, and now we know she isn't talented either. She shouldn't be on The View or on any TV show: the former is for people with informed interesting opinions and the latter for people with acting/dancing/singing chops.
Bristol needs to work with the little she has and go to college to try and get a decent job. She will never be a high flyer on her own accord, but at least she will have her dignity.
Acting lesson won't work for her, lord knows it didn't work for mooseyak (sarah.)
ReplyDeletePygmalion she ain't.
Did Bristol use a stunt double when she said, "We're all teen moms snd musicians" ?
ReplyDeleteHer mother says lots of things that are not 'nice' and lies all the time.
ReplyDeletePerhaps she believes the old saying " do as I say, not as I do"
According to the conservatives, unmarried pregnant actresses were horrible because they were terrible role models for young girls.
I do not see how Bristol is any different.
Abstinence? Really? If Levi is living with her what are the chances?
Why is she not working for better health care, better day care for young mothers? She is cashing in on her mother's fame and fortune.
Great acting, but if I was that girl in the scene with Bristol I would complain. That girl looks like a normal scrungy looking teenage mom while Bristol looks like an a teenage mom who was sitting in the make up chair for over 24 hours for a 60 second line.
ReplyDeletePiper was overheard asking Sarah,
ReplyDelete"If I get pregnant, can I be an actress too?"
Anon 9:42 Disagree. Bristol is out there on her own, pretending to be abstinent, another Palin hypocrisy tour. So, she is not an innocent child. She trashes the father of her baby in public and in print, makes it look like he pays no child support and she is, boo hoo, "on her own" as a single mom. She is full of it and she deserves the blow back.
ReplyDeleteSo Bristol plays herself in a fictional story about single teen moms attending music camp.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it.
Good grief, she sucks at playing herself.
Oh wait...
That came out wrong.
Okay, how about this....
When will she be 20 and not able to act as herself as a teenage mom?
@ 9:42 PM
ReplyDeleteKids grow up. In the frontier they grow up faster. Bristol and Levi are not kids, they are parents.
When parents don't grow up, THEY ARE BAD. When parents sell out it only gets worse. Bristol and Levi can't play the leave them alone, I'm a kid card anymore. No one is required to love or hate a sin or a sinner. There are people who hate what Bristol does and represents. Liars are not human, it is not about hating that person when you hate the lies. It is hating those who violate the young. We had a similar situation in the Catholic Church when the clergy would violate.
Teens have idols and follow leaders. That is why so much attention. Bristol is staged to be a leader of a particular group of the most vulnerable. In a society that values their young people Bristol would be run out of the country doing what she is doing. Good parents don't allow their children to be subjected to liars and bad examples. Unfortunate Bristol has tons of baggage from a mafia type family that has corrupted the political and legal system of a whole state. All the offsprings in a family like that are trained toward corruption and will be more scrutinized than most and rightly so.
I can't understand why adults can't respect their own kids and get rid of a catastrophe reprobate. Bristol is a tool of iniquitous old people, it is imperative to call her out for what she is. Teach your children well. There is nothing wrong with expressing a wide range of matters on a blog that is for adults. No one wants harm just to get rid of the lies. Liars can reform but that is up to them.
11:08 PM ~~~~~~~ They have acting classes in prison when Bristol follows her family into the next phase of the grifter lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who bristol's daddy is. damn sure ain't todd. that girl looks nothing like him.
ReplyDeleteI will be nice and not comment
ReplyDeletebut I will let the comments at perez speak for me
http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-24-the-acting-debut-of-bristol-palin
** 12:47 AM **
ReplyDeleteRight on, Bristol has nothing to say. The tragedy is that she is a messenger and voice for Politicians who groom her mother and now her to speak for their agendas. They are like BP, they lie and they ignore safety. This time it is not about oil, it is about our most precious resources and our children.
The good news for BP and the oil industry is that when the world is full of children (without intact families that planned their births) they will have more children and need more oil. Alaska is a welfare state of sorts. Each child born means the lower 48 pays another few thousand a year per child. BP and Bristol Palin work for the greed of a few elitists with power and money.
Good parents would have started long ago teaching Bristol the value of an education. It is up to her now to do what would be best for herself and Tripp in the long run and pursue an education. If she was not a tool for a demon agenda and she sincerely cared about her peers, children and babies she would have quietly dedicated to her local scene. She had an opportunity to help shed light on the drug problems of Wasilla and their weird treatments and attitudes toward unmarried teen sex and having babies.
Oh my God. I'd feel so sorry for her if she wasn't pulling a Palin and forcing herself on us.
ReplyDeleteI want to be an Actress! - Bristol Palin
I want to be President! - Sarah Palin
They deserve every crushing criticism out there, not because they are Palin's, but because they are awful at what they want to do.
She's looking very pretty. That said, she's pathetic. Wooden and one-dimensional. I'd rather watch her Mom's performance on the Couric interview.
ReplyDeleteCan we admit that she is being rewarded for purposefully getting pregnant before graduating High School. Her poor me, single mom spiel is as disingenuous as every one of her mom's perceived attacks (and successes.)
She chose to break up with Levi and exclude him from raising their son Trip. That's her prerogative, but you can't paint yourself a victim of teen sex and heartbreak when you intended to get pregnant AND dumped the daddy (and got back together with him, also. Too.)
Anyone who tries acting knows they will be critiqued and when it comes to assessing a performance no one, most of all critics hold back. Critics are a vital part and must do their job. It is not realistic to think an actor doesn't want attention and would not expect to be panned if bad. Only idiots and Palins say pay no attention to this act they are perpetrating on innocents. Bristol may be only an entitled idiot bytch and not understand the league she is trying to be part of. Tough tittie for Bristol and her cheerleaders and all the neglectful parents who allow this moosecrap to continue.
ReplyDeletebws, It is nice to be honest as well. If no one speaks up what will we get? True, it would be nice to stay with the politics of Sarah and Bristol Palin and the politics of all politicians. Our culture does not do that. Look at John Edwards. He can afford to support an out of wedlock child and he isn't doing the I'm abstinent and re-virgined now show.
ReplyDeleteand her voice sucks. the valley girl twang was only cute for about six months in the 80's...... any use of it from then on is highly annoying and a symptom of a veneer lifestyle with little or no hope for redemption.
ReplyDeleteand that is my 'saying something nice'....
the other gal -- definitely soap opera level acting and was intriguing. hope she gets more roles.
bristol -- what an ass. there are starving actors/actresses all over southern california that would give anything for a break in tv.
what does bristol do? she shits all over it.
like i said -- what an ass
Kristina Lazzaro is someone worth watching. Perhaps Bristol will be able to morph into acting as if she has her credentials. "I am a student at Cortland State University where I will receive my undergrad degree Community Health and a minor in Political Science."
ReplyDeleteKristina is also on Facebook, Twitter and Team Sarah.
She's just a stiff [won't give any fellows a stiffy] and as fake and plastic as her notorious mutha, Scarah. What in god's name does Levi see in this rotten, snot girl - a woman is something this girl is not! Levi, get yourself a real girl or woman because Tripp will be so much better off. You will too, you just don't know that yet. You are wasting your time with Bristol and believe she 'is not all that' - actually she is nothing anyone in their right mind would 'want'!
ReplyDeleteAgain .... with enough money you can buy anything!
ReplyDeleteSo who wants Bristol to be an actor? Mommy? Or Bristol?
Kristina Lazzaro will do better setting Bristol up, getting her contacts and training her than Carrie Prejean. They are targeting the younger generations. Parents won't wake up b/c it is so religious good.
ReplyDeleteWho pays Bristol's legal bills? Does she qualify for the legal defense fund money? She is on the SarahPac team?
ReplyDelete@9:29 "She's looking very pretty. That said, she's pathetic."
ReplyDeletethe clip was filmed in February - she's very fat now OR hitting the 3rd trimester. Check out the cankles...
Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin and her supporters are shameless. Check the comments on this link. If I was Bristol, this would sink in my head,I would confront my mom and tell her to kiss my behind and stop this hungry drama chase for money. Really.http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-24-the-acting-debut-of-bristol-palin
Why should Bristol subject herself to this. Now how is she going to spin this since she is back with Levi? I did not hear of a wedding, so she is still having sex before marriage.
This is all Sarah's fault, subjecting her children to public scrutiny. She want to show us that she is a good hokey mom with screwed up children? Pathetic.
Bristol is old enough to tell her mom, to stop lying about their family values. She does not look happy,in doing all this. Even when she went on Oprah, she was not herself. Sarah should stop this insanity of cash chasing. She is going to come down very badly. Her downfall will go in the American history as the most crazy lying women in America.
To Bristol's defense, that is maybe the worst dialogue ever! At least you can hear humor in the yo-yo ma line
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