Sarah Palin's entire CSU speech. Remember to take you antacids before watching kids, it's a doozy.

Isn't that just about the cutest little protester you ever saw?

(You can view the entire speech right here courtesy of the Modesto Bee)

Palin starts of the speech by attempting to make a clunky joke about bendable straws and what she says are made up reports about her contract at CSU.  It is truly painful to watch.

In this speech while referring to the students who came to protest her visit Palin uses an old Reagan joke in which he said "They look like Tarzan, walk like Jane, and the smell like Cheetah."

Of course since this is Sarah Palin she gets the quote completely wrong and fails to recognize that Reagan was actually insulting a entire generation that he absolutely despised by saying  "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."

What Palin said was mean spirited and non-sensical, but what Reagan said was dismissive and hateful.

Since Palin hopes to soon have her picture taken with the barely coherent dementia riddled Margaret Thatcher she also made a point to invoke her in the speech as well.

She also cannot resist insulting the students who found parts of her contract outside of the school in the dumpster by calling them "political operatives" and "dumpster divers". She tries to make it sound like a joke but the expression on her face reveals her anger and frustration at the revelations the students provided.

Later in the speech Palin resurrects the "joke that will not die" by once again looking at notes on her hand and referring to them as the "poor man's teleprompter", even though she is clearly reading off notes on the lectern in front of her.  I have to ask who exactly this joke works with since Palin was paid in excess of $75,000 to make this speech, has made over 12 million in the last year, and lives in a bizarre compound in Alaska?  In what way does that qualify her to call herself a "poor" anything.  Well besides "poor speaker" of course.

Right around he 23:00 mark Palin attempts to use big words, that she clearly does not understand, to argue against entertaining differing points of view in our country, and seems to blame the intellectualism of America for the continued existence of communism in other nations. Of course this leads her to making a reference to Ronald Reagan's less educated worldview and giving it credit for the collapse of the Soviet Union. (I wonder how Mikhail Gorbachev feels when credit for all of his hard work and sacrifice is handed to the man who during that time sat in the safety of America denying the AIDS epidemic?)

This is followed by another lame joke and nasty remark aimed at college professors and the intellectuals on campus. Damn she just hates the smart people doesn't she?

Believe it or not, and I had to watch this part twice to really digest it, Palin suggests the a University education could be replaced with "good old common sense".(Go to the 29:40 mark on the video to see this for yourself) WTF?  She actually said that in a speech on a university campus!

This was a ridiculous speech, and for those who believed that with the media allowed to film it she would do a better job, I hate to disappoint you but NOPE!

If what Politicususa.com said is correct that "the more Palin tries to raise her profile, the less popular she becomes", than THIS speech might very well knock her down to single digits. (By the way if you are having trouble accessing the Politicsusa website it is because they are under DDoS assault by conservatives angry at their reporting. THAT is how the followers of Sarah Palin celebrate free speech!)

Update: I just received an e-mail form Politicsususa.  They said that the rumors of a DD0S assault were greatly exaggerated.  They were just suffering from too much attention and the traffic slowed them down to a crawl.  Sorry for the misinformation.