Friday, July 23, 2010

Good news! Bristol and Levi have finally found the perfect way to serve beverages at their upcoming wedding!

And it will go just PERFECTLY with Levi and Tripp's matching camo vests!

Sorry, I saw this story on MSNBC this morning and I simply could not resist.

You just watch and  see if this doesn't catch on in Wasilla as soon as they get wind of it.

Of course "get wind of it" may not be the best marketing approach.

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Those are $750 a bottle Gryphen. Do you know how many cases of Natural Light they could buy instead?

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  2. Anonymous8:54 AM

    ok that is just nasty

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  3. SME1319:36 AM

    I had the same thought when I saw this earlier today. LOL

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  4. Those things are just strange looking.

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  5. Gryphen, if it is true that Bristol moved back into the compound, did Levi move back with his mother & Mercede?

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  6. Kateminus610:59 AM

    o/t but GROSS
    Kate didn't get an invite to the wedding of the century? She looks like Hell and her middle name is Misery. Is this what happens when your kids meet Sarah and Chuck?
    Grim-faced: Kate Gosselin is back to work, filming in Alaska with her children. Kate's TV show is currently under threat and could lose six of its most valuable cast members.
    Kate wants this idiot back!

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  7. Oh, Gryphen, that is just too sick! Hilariously so though.

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  8. Virginia Voter11:51 AM

    Well, according to the new interview, it looks like Sarah has put the kabash on this wedding...there's a whole different tone in Bristol's new US Weekly interview.

    There are so many conflicting statements Bristol makes in this new article it made my head spin. Bristol says she called her mom and told her about the engagement, but then later in the interview she says that "it's hard to talk on the phone because we don't have cell service in most of the state". Well, who the f is doing all the facebooking, twittering, and phone interviews this past week?

    Also, Bristol trashes Mercede, and says she's not invited to the wedding. To quote:
    " Bristol claimes her future in-laws blog is controlled by anti-Palin operatives.Plus, in seventh grade, she was like, "I'm going to kick your ass.' We've never gotten along and she's jealous that I'm closer to her brother." Adds Levi, "I've repeatedly told her to take down her blog. SHe's hurting us." Liek mother like daughter, right?

    Bristol denies being pregnant and talk show rumours, says she's abstaining from sex until marriage.

    For what it's worth, I can confirm that Bristol is living in Wasilla with Tripp, most likely the Palin compound. I guess after her antics last week, she was probably told to pack up and move out by Sarah. Can't risk some random photos getting out, when they could seel them to the tabloids, right?

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  9. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Oh no!

    Has Bristol been locked up in the turret until after the birth of her third child?

    Where is Levi?

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  10. Virginia Voter1:23 PM

    OT, but WTF?
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/23/levi-johnston-filming-sar_n_657609.html

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  11. Anonymous1:51 PM

    So wow, you are more than a little critical of Levi now, huh? I'm having more than a sneaky suspicion that Levi and Bristol did the engagement announcement in the tabs with the blessing of Sarah who then thought that her reconciliation with Levi would sell big, but when Sarah found no takers for that tidbit, then encouraged the youngsters to back it up a bit.

    But now that Sarah has Kate and camping she's more than happy to leave the young lovebirds hanging not knowing what their next move should be....

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  12. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Palin fiance Levi Johnston to film music video
    "He's looking forward to doing it," Rex Butler, Johnston's attorney in Anchorage, Alaska, said Friday. "It will give him an opportunity to act a little bit in front of a camera. He's done a commercial before, but something like this is a little more involved."

    There may be hope for Bristol.
    "Much of why I write is because I know that–had I been born a few years later, right when “Christian homeschooling” was catching on and the trend was accelerating to isolate kids almost entirely from the non-dominionist community–I’d have likely been in a very similar situation, and I can’t say I wouldn’t have snapped either."
    ***********************************
    It is a brave step for Alex and others like her to tell their stories of how the extricated themselves from this very harmful incarnation of Christianity.

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  13. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Bristol goes to work everyday and Levi has a job.
    Washington Times? Palin fiance Levi Johnston to film music video
    According to a written description of the video's story line, the couple share tender moments before they are driven apart by the young woman's mother. Unaware that her mom's interference forced her boyfriend to go, she "throws herself into her mother's arms. She tells her mother that she was wrong about Levi."
    Asked if there might be concerns about Sarah Palin's reaction to the project, Butler replied: "I don't think we're going to be concerned about what Gov. Palin would want. I think that given the script, he (Johnston) should be able to turn in a good performance."
    Johnston and Senser are scheduled to shoot the video on location in Los Angeles on Aug. 9, the day after the pair attend the Teen Choice Awards, according to Butler

    Brittani Senser

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  14. Anonymous2:28 PM

    Good grief!
    Pray the girl doesn't need some re-virgining.

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  15. Anonymous3:15 PM

    If this wedding happens you can betcha that the guest list is the “Christian homeschooling” homestyle breeders community of Wasilla and nearby neighborhoods.

    If you want to know who the dominionists of Alaska are get yourself an invite and look around. You might want to take a bib or a bottle, there will be lots of babies. It is a big deal when the knocked up get hitched in Breederville.

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  16. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Are you kidding? However, Wasilla still is the Only place where anyone would think up Smoked Salmon flavored vodka!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/29/salmon-vodka-alaska-disti_n_628957.html

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