Sunday, August 29, 2010

Sarah Palin accidentally defends the wrong "Beck",

Apparently Sarah Palin was so incensed that the media were eviscerating Glenn Beck over his rally of hypocrisy that she fired off a tweet:

Silly media reports“maybe thousands”@Beck’s "irrelevant" event;insinuating MSM sheeple mustn't believe their own eyes&ears re: event's truth
about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Strangely enough in her haste to defend her pudgy crybaby buddy, Palin inadvertently sent them, not to Glenn Beck's Twitter page, but to the page of Beck the famous and much more successful musician and singer.

Like I said we can DEFINITELY tell when Sarah sends her own tweets.

Too bad it was a mistake because I also feel that Beck the singer often gets a raw deal by the "lamestream" media.  I thought for one stomach churning moment that perhaps Palin and I had finally agreed on something.


  1. Anonymous5:23 PM

    Wasn't $arah part of the lamestream media when she was a sport caster?

    How long did it take her to QUIT that job?

  2. Anonymous5:26 PM

    OK, can someone please translate that Tweet into English. Sarah's limited English coupled with truncated Tweet Speech leaves me dumbfounded.

  3. "Soy un pedredor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me".

    Palin appropriate lyrics from Beck, the musician.

  4. Also too she might actually like Beck the musician as he is a Scientologist. I bet Palin and Greta and John jam to him when they're hangin' out.

  5. Anonymous5:40 PM

    In the time of chimpanzees, Palin's a monkey


  6. Anonymous5:45 PM

    That woman really is an idiot!..

  7. angela5:55 PM

    "Sheeple"? Really Sarah. . . .

    I realize this woman pretends she's an adult when she gets up in the morning after hanging the night before by her little bat feet in her grifter bat cave—but jeez.
    Could she pretend a bit harder that she isn't an angry fifteen year old coming off Ritalin, sugar and a Justin Bieber concert?

  8. Did ya'll catch this?
    Palin says opposite of what Beck said less than 12 hours before...

    Palin: I must assume that you too, knowing that no, we must not fundamentally transform America as some would want, we must restore America and restore her honor!

    Yeah, so much for this being "nonpolitical." And there's a funny thing about this. Why, only the night before, Glenn Beck went onstage at the Kennedy Center and declared:

    Beck: We are 12 hours away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America. [applause] And it has nothing to do with this city or politics! It has everything to do with God almighty!

    So, is Palin disagreeing with Beck? Or did she just not get the memo that he was now adopting "fundamental transformation" as his own theme, after castigating President Obama endlessly for having suggested it? I'm guessing the latter.

  9. Anonymous6:06 PM

    Two sippy straws and a microphone...
    Maybe she was just ambitious for her next contract rider...

  10. Anonymous6:10 PM

    ...and the Whore of Babble-on babbles on...

  11. Anonymous6:11 PM

    Did anyone in the media relly write that or does she rant making things up?

    There are no guarantees all reviews will adore the spectacle.
    That is Political show biz!

  12. Anonymous6:41 PM

    Not to mention her grammatically inappropriate use of "mustn't."

    "Mustn't" means someone is prohibited from doing something, as in "You mustn't run with scissors" or "You musn't run red lights."

    Clearly, she doesn't mean the media is not allowed to listen to their own eyes and ears. She means they are refusing to believe their own eyes and ears. In that case, character limits be damned, the only correct use is said "must not."

    She would have been smarter using "mustnot" instead of "mustn't."

    What a maroon.

  13. Anonymous6:44 PM

    Open note to Palin: Just fucking disappear already.

  14. Anonymous7:05 PM

    @ Leah Texas4Obama,

    I know, what a bunch of hypocrites these losers are.

    I saw Beckerhead on Fixed News this am uttering that....I thought "IS HE KIDDING ME?"

    Sarah & Glenn, two sides of the same fake gold coin!

  15. Anonymous7:25 PM

    It gets better. Sarah Plain follows Glenn Beck on Twitter. He's the tenth person she added to her list:

  16. majii7:57 PM

    Anon @ 6:11 PM,

    Yep, the MSM tore Glenda a new one. Broder, Klein, Benen, Politico, and others criticized him for comparing himself to MLK. Special emphasis seems to have been placed on his thinking he could call himself a civil rights leader after calling President Obama a racist and stirring the pot of racism since Obama took office. Imagine that. Juan Williams said that he doesn't understand how so many people can follow the jackazz. Of course, he didn't use the word jackazz, but he might as well have said it.

    Palin is upset because Glenda's chickens have come home to roost and landed in her coop. He thought he'd never be challenged on calling the president a racist without having any proof, but it would seem that many in the MSM took great offense with Glenda's high jacking the date and location of one of America's most important historic events. Seems the doofus finally stepped on the toes of some in the media, and they are going on the record to let him, Palin, and the others know how they feel about it. MLK is clearly more revered than either Glenda or Palin combined.

    I cannot say how happy this makes me feel to see the MSM stand up for MLK and to condemn Glenda for his vile actions/words over the last 18 months. I'm also glad that Palin got caught up in it, too.

    Maybe this will send a message to the quitter that she is not America's sweetheart like she and her cult thinks she is. That she sent the tweet to the wrong Beck is icing on my little cake, and I'm going to enjoy every piece of it.

  17. nswfm8:35 PM

    From Beck's song:

    Slap the turkey neck and it's hangin from a pigeon wing
    You can't write if you can't relate
    Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    And my time is a piece of wax, fallin' on a termite
    That's chokin on the splinters
    Soy un perdedor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
    (Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
    Soy un perdidor
    I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

    I think more lyrics are better in this case, AKPetMom.

  18. Chenagrrl8:39 PM

    What a strange Tweet. I wonder what "lamestream" she is reading. LATimes, NYTimes, WashPost (whose wire versions were used elsewhere) reported "tens of thousands" showed up for mall madness. She seems to be the only one undercutting the number. Does she know something the rest of the nation doesn't?

    Good shot with the Tweet, though! You hit one Beck you hit 'em all. Not. Time to Reload!

  19. Anonymous9:05 PM

    I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me. The first thing that popped into my head, like many of your other commenters. This makes me laugh.


  20. emrysa9:23 PM

    love me some beck hanson. I have been a fan for many years and lately have felt bad for the guy because of glenn beck. it's gotta suck to have the name beck right now.

  21. Anonymous9:38 PM

    Angela, you cracked me up! Thanks for the apt description of SP.

  22. Anonymous9:44 PM

    Leah Texas4Obama - thanks for catching SP's inconsistencies.

    Should we expect Sarah to be consistent, though - I mean as someone with such limited mental abilities Sarah cannot be handle complicated distinctions such as "transform" vs. "restore." Nor can she remember basic things for more than 15 minutes due to all that Red Bull she's consumed.

    Sarah is her own worst enemy; she thinks only her enemies and critics tell her to STFU, but I have it on good authority, it's her own advisers who are whispering that in her ear.

  23. Anonymous9:46 PM

    "Whore of babble-on" - wow, you people are hot tonight. I am storing all these wonderful phrases away so next time she irritates me, I can giggle easier (let's see, "next time" is in 3, 2, 1 . . . .)

    Sarah's goofs are like a good rail transit system - miss one, another is coming down the tracks any minute.

  24. Anonymous10:40 PM

    She obviously forgot to put a space between the sign and Beck's name. I've done the same thing.

  25. mommom10:48 PM

    That ol' drunk Tweeting strikes again.

  26. Anonymous10:54 PM

    Who will she blame this goof on? Bwahahahaha! What an idiot!

    I actually prefer the Beck she linked to rather than the asshole, Glen Beck, that she probably meant to twitter-link to. The twit mis-linked and will now probably "tweelete or tweeDElink". As KO states, that woman is an idiot. Again....Bwahahahahhahahahaha!

  27. Anonymous11:53 PM

    A bit of advice for Sarah Palin - "Remember where you're standing when the spotlight goes off. You'll have to find your own way off the stage." - James Lovell, Apollo 13

  28. Anonymous4:02 AM

    I finally watched a bit of the Beck rally. It's an interview with a father and son who attended. Their misinformed outlook on the Obama administration, and seeing the people, and listening to Beck was scary. It seemed like a subtle Hitler tactic.

  29. Anon @ 6:41pm, I'm surprised at your comment about $P's use of 'mustn't'. Do Americans differentiate between 'mustn't' and 'must not'?

    As an English-speaking South African, I was taught that 'mustn't' was a contraction of 'must not' and that the words are interchangeable.

  30. Anonymous4:37 AM

    wasn't the grifter granny going to use the event to announce her run in '12? You know, to get ahead of the competition and all? Maybe once she saw that she didn't get even an ounce of what Obama got on his inauguration, she changed her mind. Getting angry at what everyone else noticed about the Back hate speech isn't lame $arah, but rather a slap down of your usual bullshit.

  31. Anonymous4:45 AM

    I flipped through a few news reports yesterday...I live in a RED state and not even on the local ones did I hear Ms Twitter's name mentioned. All of them mentioned Sharpton and Beck, if I had not otherwise known, just listening to these I would not have been aware that she was part of this.

  32. Anonymous5:14 AM

    Interesting. On the FB Restoring Honor Rally site, nobody ever mentions Palin in the discussions. It all their holy Beck this and that. I think they're not so much into her.

  33. Randall6:05 AM

    That's why Sarah has to reload so often - because she MISSES.

  34. GrainneKatheen6:07 AM

    maybe she wants two turntables AND a microphone. or perhaps a turntable-prompter.

  35. GrainneKatheen6:09 AM

    one more. perhaps she has a devilish haircut in her mind - a two-bumpit horned look?

  36. I can see her as President. ( in my nightmares) She would send the wrong message to wrong leader and cause a war. She is an idiot.

  37. Randall6:15 AM

    ...and by the way - isn't it interesting that Beck felt he needed to wear a bullet-proof vest at his own rally?

    Guess he knows his audience, hunh?

  38. London Bridges7:57 AM

    Scene from 2012:

    President Palin: "We did just as you ordered. We just nuked Iowa. Nothing is left. The Joint Chiefs of Military Staffs want me to ask whether you had really intended to nuke Iran?"

    Palin : "Oopsie! Well, I guess it's close enough for government work! Keep this confidential!"

  39. Anonymous9:30 AM

    Beck probably heard Palin was "reloading" and he was afraid she would Cheney him with a shot.

  40. How do you know Private Citizen Sarah Palin doesn't like "Satan Made Me a Taco" and "MTV Makes Me Want to Smoke Crack"?


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