If you are unfamiliar with the work of Louis C.K let me just warn you that the language is definitely NSFW and is directed at adults only. If you are easily offended or dislike explicit language then just scroll right on past it. There is an interesting piece by the Alaska Dispatch, and a fun video from Jon Stewart, right below it. In other words NOBODY is making you read this! I don't want to hear any crap from you people later saying that your virgin ears have been defiled, or that you expected better of me, or that you are now leaving this blog forever and NEVER coming back. (I think the same person has made that last threat at least twelve times now.)
Okay that is my disclaimer so now, only if you want, you may enjoy the rest of this post.
From Comic's Comic:
"It (the camera) cut off my face, while she was talking, and I was really, because I was looking at this monitor, and I'm like, do I go like this (he tilts his face to the left and mugs), do I edge out, which is awkward, because the audience was looking at me. And I didn't want to do this (stands awkwardly), but I also didn't want to go (mugs again). Yeah. OK. I wrote mean things about Sarah Palin on Twitter. And not because I'm political. But because it's fun. I do think she's Hitler. But that's not why I do it. I do it because it's fun. But I let myself have fun at her expense, because she's Hitler. Her being Hitler allows me in my head to say mean things about her, but that's not the reason. The reason is because it's just fun. Because she's just an amazing, beautiful perfect villain. She's just crystalline. She says things that are at perfect right angles to truth and reason, and that blows me away. It's poetry when that woman speaks. And I'm sexually attracted to her boobs. She's sexually attractive, to me. But I do think she's terribly dangerous, and I do think she could really Hitler up the place. And by the way, once, I wrote on Twitter that she's the new Hitler, and I got this immediate -- like, immediate -- email on the same device, from somebody that I kinda, whatever, I don't want to say who, who said, 'You gotta take that down. You can't compare a person in the public eye to someone who killed six million Jews.' And I said, 'Well, I'm not saying that she's that Hitler. She's the early Hitler, when he was building power. I don't know how many Jews he was going to kill. But I know that she's building power the same way. Hitler was voted into office through this weird, like he took a bunch of seats, and he got this party going, and he just started intimidating people, and that's exactly what she's doing. Again. I don't care. I'm not political, but why not? Fuck it. If Hitler was running, I'd say 'Hey, fucking losers, suck my dick, Hitler!' And I wouldn't feel like, oh, that's not that nice. Fuck 'em. He's Hitler.
"So I write things about her, people living in her cunt, or whatever it is, and then, yeah, so I go on the Tonight Show. I had no idea. Until I arrived, and I'm walking past the dressing room and it's Bristol, her fucking daughter is on the show. And we sat there, and she talked to Jay, but she, to me, I just saw a young girl who's very nervous -- she was terribly nervous -- be on the Tonight Show. And after her segment I told her, 'You did a good job. That's not easy.' And she said, 'Thank you.' She's very nice. So she invited me to stand there and dance. And I knew I was paying some kind of penance, for what I'd done, I'm standing there like this, me, Bristol Palin, fucking Jay Leno, and some dude from Dancing with the Stars, and I'm standing there kinda like this, and I'm like, this is totally karma. Pretty direct karma."
Wow! And people say I don't have a filter.
If you visit the link I provided above you can watch the incredibly awkward encounter for yourself.
Hitler with TITS! YES!!! I Love Louis CK...He is really funny and dead on the mark with $P...
ReplyDeleteI would lay money that Bristol had no idea who Louis CK was or that he had twittered about her mother.
ReplyDeleteVERY FUNNY! Love it!
ReplyDeletehmmm, who is Obama been compared to the last few years ??..just saying
ReplyDeleteCan imagine that it must have been awkward though.
hehehehe
ReplyDeleteExcellent post from a not easily offended friend.
ReplyDeleteWatched the video -- my take: she looks (up top) like she did when she was last pregnant, and she's wearing Spanx to hold the tummy in.
ReplyDeleteOh he is brutal - hilariously brutal! I went to high school with him - I love that he says he's sexually attracted to her boobs, but knows that she's evil - talk about dead on!
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She IS just like Hitler. And I don't care if that's politically correct or not. Beck and her are in a race to see who masters Hitler's antics first
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you really need to lighten up on yourself. You do an outstanding job. If they don't like what you write, let them leave.
I'm guessing that, except for the trolls, everyone here is an adult....
Louis is brilliant, and in case you didn't know it, he's correct on his German history, too. What drives me most insane is I'm banned from even putting the name "Hitler" in Huffington Post comments, but how can we have an historical discourse WITHOUT putting the names Palin and Hitler in the same sentence. It is precisely the same fear tactics he used in the early thirties...and I won't stand for having a demagogue like him again in my lifetime.
ReplyDelete*Someone* got BP on that show; she was not listed as a guest prior to that day.
ReplyDeleteLCK was, but not BP.
Toddy, using big ole bad self!
I think he's hilarious. And he's really a nice guy. You could tell by the expression on his face that he felt sorry for Bristol.
ReplyDeleteWhat Palin and Beck say is 100 times more offensive than Louis C.K. What's a few profane words in comparison to what they say?
ReplyDeleteNice post, Gryphen, and nice comments too. Also.
ReplyDeleteFunny!!! I would compare Sarah to Jim Jones. I'm just waiting for her bots to drink the Kool-Aid. Her
ReplyDeleteLouis CK is funny and thought provoking. Bristol is pitiable and confused. Leno's jumped the shark.
ReplyDelete"I'm standing there kinda like this, and I'm like, this is totally karma. Pretty direct karma."
ReplyDeleteLOL! I thought the ending was cute.
Oh, he'd do Bristol in a minute. ;-)
ReplyDeleteReminds me of one of his tv episodes where he sleeps with a 'younger' woman who's attracted to having sex with 'old' men.
Great post and LCK is dead on. The charismatic Hitler was once called "the toast of two continents." Let's hope that soon, Sarah is just--toast.
ReplyDeleteLouis is absolutely correct.
ReplyDeleteIf someone had called Hitler, say 'Lenin' (there's no one quite bad enough to compare to here or at least it wasn't common knowledge at the time) in say, 1930, hitler's supporters would have been up in arms; 'how dare you compare adolf to Lenin. Lenin was a monster that killed monarchists and overthrew his own countrys government!'
It's only now we know the truth; that Lenin was a fluffy kitten compared to the fuhrer.
I often think about if I was transported to say 20's or v early 30's Germany and I had the opportunity to kill Hitler, you know, what would happen. The fact is I'd be despised just like any other political assassin, locked up or put to death. But I'd have saved millions of lives without anyone ever being the wiser.
That's why I feel Louis is doing the right thing. He's telling the truth about how he sees it and honestly I think it's people like him that if everything goes the bad way, the terrible unthinkable way, he will be respected as a Paul Revere character. People are just too damn afraid to eve compare anything or anyone to the Nazi's. But; let's be clear, you can be a fascist without the deaths. Referring to the holocaust is a way we are intimidated into not discussing it.
The holocaust happened along with the fascism but fascism can occur without a holocaust. We need to be able to determine the differences between democracy and millions slaughtered! There is a land in between that, and America is standing in it.
Does Sarah even have any tits? I mean, anything substantial to speak of? I figured her "busty" shot at the horse track was the same as her "Gusty" pics...well-padded.
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, post is fine, G.
I cannot feel sorry for poor Bristol having to sit next to a comedian who made fun of her mother. And that would include the host, Jay, along with LCK. It was Bristol's choice to appear on DWTS, and the contract involved public appearances. If she is shy, awkward, a poor dancer, no rhythm, nervous and embarrassed by a crude comedian. that is too bleeping bad. Bristol is an adult who signed the contract and had to understand at least a little bit of what she was getting into. At least she was willing to sell her soul for a couple of hundred thousand dollars.
ReplyDeleteIt's crap about dancing for the unwed mothers, showing her work ethic, being modestly dressed, it is all crap. And LCK was dead-on right in making fun of Sarah. In case you don't remember, Mel Brooks made a ton of money making fun of Hitler in "The Producers," in the original movie with Gene Wilder and Zero Mostel, on the stage, and back on the screen again. LCK was accurate- Early Hitler. Sarah is amassing power, and if the Republicans get in power, watch for them to do something like dissolving the Reichstag, the German Parliament. Newt wants to close down the government, and the Republicans want to paralyze the government with investigations and hearings. Political speeches and warnings don't seem to resonate with people. Maybe humor will.
i think louis is hilarious, though those were some pretty raunchy tweets he put out about sister sarah. hey, freedom of speech teabaggers! he is recently divorced, so maybe his eyes are wandering more than usual. i think he could have made fun of her even better than that, though - there is so much material, no need to be all raunch, though there were, as always, some wickedly funny, never previously used expressions of profanity as there always are with louis. but watching him go through his karma on leno was way funnier. imagining the conversation going on in his mind. perhaps they were both drawn together by karma.
ReplyDeletei hope louis keeps satirizing sister sarah - he is dead on with the early hitler comparison and his description of her tortured relationship with the truth.
oh, and by the way, i don't see why he loves sarah's breasts - she's not too well endowed. something for everyone, i guess. apologies to my small breasted sisters, but i think louis has distorted her size as his tweet indicates denali size when the cold reality is the flat and icy tundra. weird.
great comments, too, gryph. no need to apologize but it was good i guess to warn your readers so they could choose whether or not
to take a peek. some of his original drunk tweets from the plane he was taking to lax can be accessed here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/02/louis-ck-drunk-twitter_n_703530.html
but interestingly, if you look on his twitter page, it seems he tweleeted (deleted) the raunchy tweets about sarah. wonder why.
Louis CK is hilarious. His pairing with Bristol on Leno was delicious but I'm sorry he saw it as karmic retribution. I think the karma was probably going the other way. He should also cut himself a break given that Jay Leno has personally delivered a barrage of Bristol Palin jokes.
ReplyDelete“Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. -- "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," 9/2/08
"And we're learning more and more about Governor Palin. Apparently her daughter's name is Juno." --Jay Leno
"All the Republicans are heaping praise on Governor Palin. Fred Thompson said, as an actor, he could see them making a movie about Sarah Palin and her family. Didn't they already make that movie? I think it was called 'Knocked Up!'"--Jay Leno
"And some sad news. Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin's daughter, has broken up with babydaddy Levi Johnston. I was stunned when I heard. I mean, really, if two kids without a decent education and no jobs and a baby can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?" --Jay Leno
The Washington Post wrote that Leno had told 15 Bristol jokes through mid-March 2009. It’s especially astonishing since David Letterman was made out to be a pervert. The Palins can’t claim ignorance of the Leno jokes since WaPo asked them to respond to questions about targeting Letterman.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/15/AR2009061503131.html
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shannyn-moore/top-10-reasons-sarah-pali_b_215468.html
Bristol seems pretty clueless. I would bet large amounts of money that she knew nothing about the Twitter incident unless someone at the Leno Show told her.
ReplyDeleteOh Lordy. This is why I keep up with IM. Louis C. K. has so nailed Palin. Not in the way he'd like I'm sure, but in the way why we all pay attention. Because it's fun and because we're scared. I guess we could call her Titler.
ReplyDeleteBristol is well paid to be clueless and "shy". She is ignorant and stupid as her mother, a freebie that delights her handlers.
ReplyDeleteLoved the part about people living in her cunt!
ReplyDeleteShe seems to have a good attitude about it. No, this isn't her element and it infuriates me that while many have danced hard for a break, she gets one being a pregnant Grizzly Cub, but she is likable. I doubt that she knew who LCK was and if she did, she'd have made an idiot out of herself calling him out on it. I didn't pick up the frightened vibe from her. Maybe resigned? But she is OK.
ReplyDeleteI hope she does all right.
New photos of Bristol & partner practicing look like she's already slimmed down....except for an interestingly shaped belly.
ReplyDeleteI hope Bristol gets enough votes to keep her on the show. If that belly is just fat it should be gone by week 2. Her effort to explain that she's going to wear 'conservative' costumes just raises suspicion.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2477348/bristol-palin-dwts-rehearsals-08/
What is with that girls tongue?
ReplyDeleteChecking her front teeth - check the cheek.....
The photos of Bristol "practicing" her dance routines are a joke. Who practices dancing in a jacket with three shirts underneath? What is with that little belly she is trying to hide?
ReplyDeleteOK, Gryphen, you tantalized us earlier with the comment that Bristol WAS pregnant this summer. Is she still pregnant? Was there a miscarriage or did Sarah step in and nip something in the bud besides her daughter's brief engagement? I vote for something going on when Bristol suddenly hated Levi again, pack up and moved back with mommy and daddy. We lost sight of her for a little while. Is that when IT happened? Inquiring minds want to know.
Curiouser @ 9:37 PM
ReplyDeleteI checked out the photos. I think Bristol looks nice. She looks a lot slimmer then her promo shot.
I had a problem with the article. I don't ever recall any other children of the Governor of Alaska being called 'first daughter' before Palin. That's always bothered me because they put themselves above everyone else in the State (no surprise) and we let them. Blah
Sooo fucking offensive dude!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Sarah have some gig tomorrow? She back from hunting Muslims from a plane yet?
ReplyDeleteOk, he felt bad for Bristles, that's cool.
ReplyDeleteBut the things that Sarah Palin is doing in our country, trying to start racial and Muslim wars, she is fair game to say WHATEVER he wants to. SARAH says whatEVER she wants to say. Sarah also puts her children in the spotlight, and Bristles makes LOTS of money, if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen.
I just wish I could tell the things LCK said, directly to Sarah's face. Sarah deserves whatever comes her way, and then some.
He paid his price, he was forced to do some stupid dance on TV with the Queens daughter, so that is punishment enough.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, Bristle Palin has no business being on any TV show, so if she was offended, too bad. She has no talent, and is a no-body, no nothing, that couldn't even finish high school. Oh, yeah, she claims she did, big lie. You can't miss that many days and graduate from any school.
ReplyDeleteBeing an unwed mother of the biggest hater in our country isn't a reason to be on tv.
Curioser, those pics are indeed very strange. Bristol has a very nice figure - I have always thought - I don't go in for this "Be Extra Thin" fascism about the female body. She is not fat, but she sure looks pregnant, to me. In those pics, and in other ones as well. And as another poster commented, her dancing partner puts his hand on her waist, rather than around her belly, as they usually do.
ReplyDeleteJust listened to a radio interview (interviewer sucked) with Bristol. I didn't know she played football. She woman was asking her about the midterm elections. ??? Really? Thats like asking Meghan McCain about policy and econ strategy. Just because theyre political progeny doesnt mean they themselves are attune to politics in a professional way. Heck most the voting public has no clue who national poiticians are since they obviously vote for the party not the "man"
ReplyDeleteWhen those pics of Bristol are put into photoshop and lightened they are very revealing.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/palinized/show/
I'll eat my words. Looking at the dance practice photos the belly looks suspicious and matches the shape of baby bump pics sent to me from a 22 week mom to be.
ReplyDeleteI agree there is too much hype about "modest costumes" and now Bristol will get in shape or lose weight. I am influenced by past behavior of Sarah's smugness to "hide" her pregnancy, the obvious attempt to hide Bristol's pregnancy, the anger to announce the teen's pregnancy (what..can't pull one over on the public??hide truth??) and Bristol hitting the airwaves crying Levi might have gotten someone pregnant..then weeks later she is not sad at all (Leno show)post great drama of fleeing to mom and dad's house. Nothing adds up...BP's against reality shows, the limelight then suddenly she is again in the limelight. Their personal chaos and dramas for cash is a red flag.
WTF. Those pics from DWTS, the current set & the older set, which I'm assuming were taken about a week ago look like a completely different person. The older ones look like she's pregnant, & similar body shape as she did on Leno, but these newer ones Bristol looks much slimmer. 10-15 lbs lighter in less than a week? Pretty much impossible. So, what has she been doing?
ReplyDeleteRegarding the dance rehearsal photos, who in their right mind would "work out" with 3 tops and a jacket on? In some other photos that I have seen, it looks like she may have removed the black jacket at some point, but still. That is just too weird. Maybe Bristol just does not get sweaty, but I bet she will be sweating bullets the first night of the show.
ReplyDeleteShe totally looks pregnant in those pictures--and most telling is the fact that her belly is much bigger than her chest--and this, despite the fact that she's wearing THREE layers of spandex to flatten everything out. Her breasts, which are fatty tissue are flattened...however, her stomach is not, it protrudes not just in the belly-flab area, but from the base of her pelvis up through the lower ribs--it is not flatted as it would be if it were just fatty tissue which is squooshy, it's clearly hard--like something in there.
ReplyDeleteAs far as people thinking she can't exercise while pregnant--not true. This type of dancing is VERy low intensity exercise, on par with walking, lots of stop start, totally low impact and small moves...women can keep running or doing high impact aerboics up until the 8th month--this dancing is nothing in terms of intensity and certainly not impact.
How long does this show last? Three months? 2 months?
If this was post-partum belly fat it would be jiggly, not hard and protruding--despite all that Lycra.
I saw Louie on HBO recently. He has no filter. He had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. I love Kathy Griffin so I love his humor. I just would never watch him or her around my grandson. :)
ReplyDeleteI won't rank on Bristol's weight but she can't dance for shit. She is going to have a rough time learning.
ReplyDeleteI left Huff because of that. I called Sarah a dummy. Went into mod and was never posted. They can suck it. I canceled my account. I posted there for over a year, they gave me a badge woo hoo. I never used it. I never flagged anyone. Huff has changed and is not just me noticing it.
ReplyDeleteLouis, your divorce and loneliness has lowered your standards - Sarah has no boobs.
ReplyDeleteFor all of you that don't get his 'boobs' remark.
ReplyDeleteI think LCK is saying he is sexually attracted to her books BECAUSE she is the PERFECT villain. Just b/c they are small doesn't mean they affects the 'man' psyche like they do.
It's the whole kinky roll playing thing and Sickster Scarah has known how to use her 'assets' since the very beginning. They don't have to be big for guys to get all creepy about it. I think he is trying to explain that and make fun of it.
That's my take on it anyway...
And whomever called her Titler!!! Hilarious; perfect!
ReplyDeleteAnd Gryph, you are being too hard on yourself! Keep up the good work. You are doing a good thing.
Gryphen, when Bristol moved back in with Mommy -- what happened to her paid-for condo?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap.
ReplyDeleteTITLER!!
you owe me a new monitor!!!!!