My family has worked hard in supporting Joe Miller, so when I heard he'd said something less than supportive of my wife's efforts, I responded. But it turns out we'd gotten our wires crossed and Joe hadn't said anything like what I'd been told. So there's no story here except the fact that the press put our personal emails online again, and again couldn't even be bothered to conceal our email addresses or take any steps to protect our privacy.
Okay number one, THAT is a prepared statement. If you want to see how Todd really communicates just go here:
My famly put there ass on the line for Joey, so when I thinked he was dissing the family moneymaker, I got pissed off and try to Palin-ize his worthless ass. But as it turns out I didnt use my thinker and misudd...mismemeber....couldn't fucking figure it out. So there is nothing to see here lamestream media so move alng before I lose my cool and send YOU a poorly written e-mail too! The real problem here is that the media once again gave out my PRIVATE e-mail address and I have to get me anudder one. And I just fucking memoralized that one! Besides it has sentimental value becuz Sarah made it up for me and said that TOAD was a more sophis...sofistful....uh...fucking cooler version of TODD.
Update: Sarah took to Twitter to weigh in as well.
There's no "there, there" but the lamestream media will keep on tryin'. See: http://is.gd/fOc4X
about 5 hours ago via web
Hold on a minute. That is a tweet "from the web." That brings into doubt that Sarah was the author, since she is a Blackberry girl all the way. This could mean that Sarah is still much too pissed off to respond.
Speaking of too pissed off to respond, has anybody heard from Joe Miller?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteDo you think he will go after AKM for putting "our personal emails online again?"
ReplyDeleteAfter all, it was leaked to her for publication. She did not hack into email account.
Todd is such a Toad. He's only backing down because he got caught being Toady Todd.
More true colors from the Palins. Miller is toast. Palin won't withdraw her endorsement, but she won't continue to make any serious efforts to get him elected. Behind the scenes, Palin is going to get Miller blackballed.
ReplyDeleteMiller is screwed.
I find it hard to believe that Sarah Palin would know to put the apostrophe on "tryin". Nice tryin' there, RAM!
ReplyDeleteIt still does not occur to L'il Miss Fucktard that the "lamestream media" is going to baste her ass with "gotcha questions" and acid when she announces her plans to run for President.
ReplyDeleteSarah, do it now...
Slightly off topic, but headline news at HP about SP hiring advisor with connections to foreign governments:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6935NQ2010100e
Could this be the beginning of the media finally taking their gloves off because all signs are pointing to Palin running for pres.?
If everything is so great, why aren't Joe and Sarah speaking at the same San Diego gig anymore?
ReplyDeleteToo funny. That illiterate leaked email from Todd tickled me too, and yet these people think they have a mandate from Heaven to be the boss of everyone.
ReplyDeleteLove the translation of the prepared statement, it sounds more like the Palins we know and love. Ha!
Victims, they are always the victims of everyone and everything save their own f**king STUPIDITY!
ReplyDeleteYes, we've heard from Joe Miller. He was on Fox news this afternoon and continues to assert that Sarah is NOT qualified to be dog catcher.
ReplyDeleteHere's a video of Joe Miller said today Oct 6th:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/06/miller-tepid-again-with-p_n_752986.html
HAHA My family put "there" ass on the line for Joey.
ReplyDeleteReally? There? HAHAHAHA what a tard.
Hey first dud...how about today when teabagging Joey Miller said Sarah is "constitutionally" qualified....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can only hope that by some chance she does run for president in 2012 and the the first dude wanna be keeps up the mega whining as his squeeze gets roasted by all of the people they have screwed over in their oh so short political lives.
ReplyDelete4 more years.
Poetic justice.
It takes a great deal of talent for a politician to combine a dogwhistle to birthers and a veiled insult to Sarah Palin in just a few sentences. But Alaska Senate hopeful Joe Miller (R) managed to do just that.
ReplyDeleteIn a Fox News interview, Miller could barely bring himself to say he thinks Sarah Palin is qualified to be President of the United States. When he finally did, though, all he could muster was the fact that she clears the lowest hurdle, meeting the benchmarks the Constitution requires of U.S. Presidents.
...we know what qualified means, don't we? We know that we have a constitutional requirement for somebody that's gonna run for President. Of course she's qualified.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/10/miller-barely-admits-sarah-palin-qualified-for-potus-while-dogwhistling-to-birthers.php?ref=fpi
Here is Joe Miller on Fox.
ReplyDeletehttp://wonkette.com/425282/joe-miller-says-sarah-palin-qualified#more-425282
BTW Gryphen is this a mugshot of Toad?
ReplyDeleteHere is the correct link to the Reuters article that anonymous at 2:03 linked to:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6935NQ20101004
OMG; I just listened to the Miller interview that caused Todd to have a stroke. Miller was extremely complimentary to Palin. I guess that wasn't enough for Palin!
Hey Joe; didn't you get the memo? You are supposed to say that Palin is the only candidate for 2012. Sure she hasn't formally announced her intentions, but seriously, that doesn't matter. You have to say that Palin is the most qualified Repub in the nation to run for POTUS in 2012 and that you can't imagine endorsing any other Repub for POTUS in 2012.
The Reuters article is good. That info won't be good news for Palin. The Palinistas won't care, but most Repubs and Independents will.
I am assuming traffic load has made themudflats.net inaccessible for awhile.
ReplyDeleteHave you checked with AKM to make sure that it just that and nothing more sinister?
Miller said exactly what Todd thought he said and he reiterated it today with his comments about her being qualified "constitutionally". Face it, Toad, nobody wants $arah as president and you're not going to be living in the White House anytime soon. In fact, I have the feeling that you might not be allowed in with your treasonous secessionist activities of the past.
ReplyDeleteHey, 2:03, thanks for the link - but a message comes up when you click on it saying it temporarily unavailable.
ReplyDeleteDo you think too many of us are trying to access it or that it was taken down?
Today Miller on FoxNews said:
ReplyDelete"Let me make this unequivocal," Miller said, after jousting with the Fox host for several rounds. "She's done phenomenal things for this country, there's no question about that. She's elevated the debate, critical to our race, and let me tell you also, we know what qualified means, don't we? We know that we have a constitutional requirement for somebody that's gonna run for President. Of course she's qualified. .... "
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/10/miller-barely-admits-sarah-palin-qualified-for-potus-while-dogwhistling-to-birthers.php?ref=fpb
Very cute that they're speaking through the Weakly Standard-owned by Murdoch- where Palin's svengali, Bill "war with Iran" Kristol collects his paychecks.
ReplyDeleteAnd the story about the crossed wires makes no sense!
RAM is working overtime. She has been blocking many people from twitter because they have been calling her out about her Facebok rants and her tweets that she is without a doubt writing for the dumb-one Scarah. RAM is a slightly more literate Christine O'DONNELL. That is being kind. Todd is really earning his keep as a kept husband. The fact that Scarah thinks she actually has a chance to EVER be Prez. is so fargin hysterical. Between the skeletons and her lack of ANY synapses that operate on full tilt in her brain she has NO CHAMCE
ReplyDeleteHe's just pissed cause Sarah's name wasn't on the guest list for the 12th annual Forbes most powerful womens summit!!!!! And then to Have Michele Obama named the worlds most powerfull woman today... SSSSSAAAALLLLLAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe they should contact David Kernell, the UT student, and he could give them a few tips on the web and privacy. What an ass this man is. A self-important ass. What's the guess on the average Palin IQ? Todd: hint: if it might end up published, learn to be either civil or very, very clever.
ReplyDeleteThey were not stolen emails. They are practically illiterate. No matter who writes them. Whats wrong with Todd, does he have no impulse control. If he knows someone was going to leak the email why didn't he pick up the phone and call Joe?
ReplyDeleteBible Spice does not have the term "there, there" in her very limited vocabulary; it's a term more often used by educated folks. She did not write that tweet.
ReplyDeleteMuch of the analysis of Palin(s-its a clan)/Miller has been misinformed or wrong.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt that Sarah tells Joe what do do. That would appear to not be in the constitution- and not in the Bible either.
Does Joe's wife tell him what to do?- I think not.
These are like two parasites each attached to the other. Neither can continue to succeed (as they see it) without using the other.
Miller needs Sarah's name and media to fundraise and get free Faux media. He's set up even if he loses- ala Sarah the quitter.
Sarah needs Joe's electoral run and win to prove her political kingmaking creds.
Add in varied interests and loyalties among the krewe of each.
Many different masters are being served. Some on the lowdown.
VOILA- a train wreck waiting to happen. They each have dirt on the other- Mutually Assured Destruction serves as a deterrent until a crazy (or a mole- paranoid much you two?) pushes the button ( forward/bcc-Immoralminority).
Time to make nice??
Good luck with that LOL.
LMFAO
The funniest thing about the original Todd email was the grammar errors!! So this "official statement" couldn't have been written by the same person - who didn't know where commas or apostrophes belonged. Looking forward to meeting you in DC, Gryphen!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO I love your translation.
ReplyDeleteEssentially Todd is saying he reacts first and thinks later. He doesn't check his sources and simply flies off the handle. Hmmmm who does Sarah always criticize for that same thing? LOL
I must admit I laughed when I saw the article and it pointed out the hacking case and how the kid is awaiting sentencing. I guess that was supposed to scare off anyone that may have done that again. Don't they know their shit goes every where and no one needs to hack it.
Oh Todd. Do you mean to say that you were "makin' stuff up" when you sent those original emails?
ReplyDeleteWhat I find interesting is that Toad admits that he sent off his nasty little letter in response to something someone TOLD him. He didn't bother to actually watch the interview, he relied on someone else's interpretation. And, of course, that's the lamestream media's fau . . . wait, no, it's Obama's . . . no, the Democrats . . . oh, hell, give him time. He'll figure out who to blame that on soon. Warm up the bus! Time to throw someone else underneath.
ReplyDeleteOf course Toad had to do what he did. Sarah was probably nagging him all day and night and accusing him of not even being a real man. She is his meal ticket, so if she tells him to jump, he says how high. The fact that his rant was so manic and screechy just shows how exaggerated he had to be to show that yes, he really is a man.
ReplyDeleteLook, Sarah is planning to run, but plans change. Please Gryphen, help us give her a reason.
Over at HP they have Miller saying Palin is "Constitutionally" qualified as President. LMAO Todd will really hate that (once he figures out what it means).
ReplyDeleteToad the Tool. It's so fun when his buttons get pushed. I'd like to knee the guy. Make that wimpy voice even squeakier. He's a bully, a liar, a cheat, and an asshole. I could care less that his email was published. Go get another one, you lazy asshole.
ReplyDeleteTaking any guesses on who "leaked" said email....?
ReplyDeleteMy money is on Miller's wife!
Oh yeah, I forgot to include fucking idiot. What an uneducated boob.
ReplyDeleteTodd,
ReplyDeletePlease issued the following press release:
"The Sarah Palin team is both pleased and saddened to announce that Todd Palin will be on hiatus. While his intelligence and experience will be missed, the Palin family is rejoicing in the return of a full-time Daddy."
Clean your desk and turn in your blackberry by 4PM.
Regards,
puppeteer-in-chief
PS Please re-read the terms of your contract and especially note that you are not permitted any access to the internet for the next decade.
"Steps to protect our privacy"
ReplyDeleteWhat joker.
Nothing nefarious has happened to Mudflats.
ReplyDeleteJeanne's post is kicking ass and attracting lots of attention and that has overwhelmed her servers a few time.
Be patient and everything will be back to normal soon.
So Todders flies off the handle sending "concerned" e-mail wanting explanation about endorsement rules of Quid Pro Quo.
ReplyDeleteNow Todd, or Toad, can I call you Toad? Well, there is a fantastic resource available, even in a-LAS-KA called the world wide web. It is all knowledgable and can practically give you any information you desire - providing you ask the right question. (Kinda like those mystic 8 balls from the 60's) Obviously, since you sent this little knicker-twist by e-mail - you are familure with the internet. Try google, or bing and ask your question.
However, it is considered "bad form" for a low-life candidate endorse someone who has not even announced their intentions. Now Toad, we realize Sarah is needy and demanding, but really, aren't you getting the cart before the horse here? Let HER make the announcement she is going to run - then go bully all those endorsee's for their committment.
Unless most of them lose in November!
Hey Sarah, maybe you should lend your non-working house wife Todd your ghost writer. Better yet, put your ghost writer on a 10 year contract. Eventually your whole family will need one.
ReplyDeleteSo this is how a Palin campaign would go. Third-rate internet/e-mail security; nonexistent personal security (as in: no bodyguards when the women and kids strut around LA...aren't these your loved ones, Toad??); angry, kneejerk correspondence written in a kind of hillbilly shorthand; the inclination to overreact to perceived slights; use of untalented ideologues as ghost-thinkers and ghostwriters. What a stinking trail of destruction this cow leaves behind her.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, am I blind? Because I don't see anyone's email except Miller's, and that's a partial.
ReplyDeleteI suspect Todd and $arah are banking on the hope that the Bots won't actually see the emails, or watch the videos for that matter, so they won't see for themselves that Todd and $arah are full of it.
They did get dissed and it was sweet!
Back-peddling is hard work!
2:03, Don't get your hopes up. Reuters is actually real media. The MSM? Who knows when they'll grow some.
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me that Joe knows exactly what he is doing. He is edumacated, after all.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is distancing himself before the hoo-ha blows up about $arah. He's in a position to know, after all.
Could be advice from Van Flea?
You know, after reading all the crap that Todd has done & Sarah (in their own writing and televised actual accounts of them in person - NOT made up crap that the lame stream media has made up about them:) - and believe me I think the media has been beyond lame in reporting anything on her that isn't fluff crap or talking points) I am NOT surprised anyone in Wasilla has anything to say about them at all. I feel sorry for anyone who lives within 10 million miles from them.
ReplyDeleteCould you imagine real grownups doing crap like this? I think they BOTH got stuck at a standstill emotionally & mentally in jr. high. However I still think that is an insult to jr highers everywhere.
3:00, $arah may actually be acquainted with the term "there's no 'there' there" cause that was in one of AKM's 2008 posts on $arah. Made me laugh then, and still makes me laugh!
ReplyDeletewomanwithsardinecan,
ReplyDeletei'm tempted to travel to alaska just to meet YOU.
you've kept me laughing for two years.
newmom
Let's get this straight... Todd is ALMOST as stupid as the Swag-Hag... read the proof above.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone say PARANOID???
off topic, but perhaps the coolest thing to ever come out of the valley- street legal radio-flyer "red wagon" car.
ReplyDeletesooo awesome! so much better than palin!
RADIO FLYER CAR: Valley couple's Radio Flyer car turns heads - ktuu.com
http://www.ktuu.com/news/ktuu-radio-flyer-car-092910,0,1784245.story
Typical Palin bullshit. When they get exposed for anything--it's always the media's fault.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the media,I hope they do their job when Sarah runs for President and vet Todd thoroughly and inform the public how much he was involved in running the state when Sarah was governor.
If anyone's lame, it's the Palin Klan and their Miller protege.
ReplyDeleteMiller didn't say what they wanted, hothead Palins got angry just as they did time and time again (eg IBEW meeting, Troopergate)and sent an immature email to Miller.
And then, when they realize THEY miscommunicated or misunderstood, they blame the media.
Sick and pathetic.
But typical for the Palin Klan.
there, shoe's ... I want to be president. Below 70 is qualified.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin quoting Gertrude Stein?
ReplyDeleteMy mind is blown.
I just wish Sarah lost her celebrity status, lost her political status and had to work in a small no-window office with Joe (unemployed) Miller. I can just see it in my mind's eye. Both of them sitting at a desk, facing each other, but separated by a cubicle.
ReplyDeleteSmall-businessman Owner Todd comes in and slams a tall stack of papers on each of their desks. "No slackers! Keep workin'!"
"Yeah, Joe, can I get a lift home, my car's at the garage, needs new muffler and brakes."
"Sorry Sarah, wish I could, but the wife has my car, taking the kid to emergency, which we can't afford cause company's insurance has a $2000 deductible; can't afford a taxi, so have to walk home."
I know it's just a dream, but we can dream right?
Joey's statement & lack of complete support is VERY surprising. (& telling that something is wrong between the two factions)
ReplyDeleteI bet he doesn't think women should allowed to vote, much less run & hold an office.
Pooooor "lil Toady, got his "lil feelin's hurt.
ReplyDeleteSuck it up Toady,you an" "lil Sarah deserve much worse......