Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Bristol has a new Candies ad? WTF?



I am sorry but in this "situation" I think Bristol should have listened to the Situation.

I believe it is not often that the Situation is the most intelligent person in a conversation, but in this one he was not only on the side of logic he was also doing the job that Bristol's mother failed to do back when she really needed the advice.

Now I fear it is much too late to do "B. Palin" any good.

Update: Speaking of abstinence my friend Ozmud has taken that photo of Bristol from last night's visit to the Cheesecake Factory and lightened it up a little.  Take a good look and tell me if that is the result of too much cheesecake or from not following the Situation's advice.


After you look at this, and tell me what you think, please do me a favor and head on over to OzMud and read her commentary.   She has much more to say on the topic.

118 comments:

  1. laprofesora2:33 PM

    Hey, B. Paylin, it's pretty pathetic when the Situation can act better than you can.

    What was with the rocking back and forth?

    Man, her face looked HUGE.

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  2. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Shouldn't a model for abstinence be... abstinent? Oh, right. She's a Palin, and a perfect model for hypocrisy. Got it now.

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  3. Anonymous2:43 PM

    Seriously? I just showed it to a few 9th graders at my house (on a different site so they wouldn't see your commentary, Gryph) and they thought it was lame. They thought it was weird that the Situation and Bristol seemed to be making sex MORE glamorous, with them all dressed up and making jokes about Magnums, etc.

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  4. Anonymous2:46 PM

    This is pathetic.

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  5. Facebook Lurker2:49 PM

    Go to ozmud's blog to see the Cheesecake Factory photos contrasted and enlarged.

    http://ozmud.wordpress.com/2010/11/17/sarahs-political-websites-openly-solicit-dwts-votes-for-bristol/#comment-1642

    Tell me if it's a bellybutton she's trying to cover up, or circles in the film

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  6. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Sooo...it's not exactly about abstinence. In fact, the condom flashing is the only thing that makes Bristol smile. and the line, "I know how hard it is to be a single parent," mouthed unconvincingly, is the only thing that makes me puke and pull my hair out at the same time.
    Melly

    (BTW, B Palin, I was a single mother from age 20, the REAL kind, that involved menial work while I went to college at night, moved from inexpensive apt to less expensive apt repeatedly, relied for a time on food stamps, bought clothes at hippie stores with $1 bins, drove crappy old cars, nver got asked to dance with stars.)

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  7. Anonymous2:52 PM

    I'm not abstinate, but I am speechless.

    Only in America where a pregnant single mother can lecture a young player who doesn't have any children that we know of.

    Okay, I'm not speechless, I'm dumbfounded. Bristol still has the charisma and verbal delivery of a wet dishrag, weighs a quarter more than her first NY Candies appearance and is quiet possibly pregnant again while she's being paid to moralize. She still thinks she's working hard ergo, should be given the top prize for something clearly out of her league.

    F'n Palin's.

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  8. Way too many words for any kid to listen to.

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  9. emrysa2:58 PM

    wow was that lame.

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  10. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Good grief! The IQ of every person watching this went down exponentially with every passing scripted line. Bristol has as much personality as the clothes on the hanger when you come back from the dry cleaner.

    These two worked together for a few weeks, right? Maybe some chemistry? And this is the result? Sarah's Word Salads look like soaring rhetoric compared to this.

    Any idea what it is for: web site? paid tv advertising? emails to fundies?

    I'm betting B didn't do this out of the kindness of her heart. Money had to be involved.

    Every day the rest of us emplore Alaskans who know the story of this Band of Grifters to please fess up and end this reign of craziness.

    You know who you are.

    "Thanks of a Greatful Nation" when you do. It's way past time to step up.

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  11. Anonymous3:04 PM

    "I know how hard it is to be a teen parent." WTF?

    It must have been just as hard for many other teen mothers- not able to have nannies (on the PAC dime?)watch their little abstinent conception child while Dancing With the Stars.

    Nannies can help raise the child while she gets a job as a correspondent and or writes that first book.

    Sympathy for what she's been through? not so much. Sympathy for the degree of her delusions of both normalcy and importance-HELL YEA.

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  12. Anonymous3:08 PM

    So, how many more months until she is not a teenage mother? She's 19 and close to 20, right?

    Candies needs to rethink its approach. This use of Bristol is undermining the message that is being sent. Whoever decided on this campaign should be fired.

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  13. Anonymous3:09 PM

    Am I the only one who thought the Situation pointed pretty obviously at her midsection when he made the comment about "getting into another situation"? I also thought he was especially smirky when he delivered that line, like he knows damn well she's in that particular situation right now.

    I can't believe the Candie's Foundation is still paying her. On the other hand, though, she's a gold mine of publicity for them. I'd never even heard of Candie's until her gig.

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  14. Anonymous3:15 PM

    Can Bristol be any more swaddled in that commercial? Are we honestly supposed to believe that "The Situation" would hit on her dressed like that with her back to him?

    He's actually not a bad actor. She on the other hand is mind-numbingly bad.

    And correctly me if I'm wrong, since I've never actually watched Jersey Shore, only seen a couple of snarky recaps, but don't The Sitch and his friends make fun of fat girls all the time?

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  15. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Looks like BP is still pregnant.

    Her face is huge? Yes, and it doesn't help that her head is really large in porportion to the rest of her body.

    SO who is the older woman with her? Is this one of the Alaska baby sitters or a new friend?

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  16. Anonymous3:19 PM

    When Bristol first arrived at DWTS, the stagehands were questioning the strange noises coming from Bristol. They did not know if she was ovulating or her stomache was growling for McDonalds. I don't know, maybe both.

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  17. Anonymous3:22 PM

    The Situation not only can act better than B. Paylin but he's a lot smarter. He made sense.

    Who would believe that Bristol is good at "avoiding situations"? But lying about situations? Oh yeah.
    Sharon1943

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  18. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Did the ab queen Sarah get a look at his abs?

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  19. FEDUP!!!3:26 PM

    Well, to be sure: That is ONE DISMALLY UNFLATTERING picture of Bri$tol! Double chin, and big belly, and all THAT paired with leggings and A JACKET IN LA??? I just checked the temps for LA, and they are in the mid-seventies during the day - HOT for someone coming from Alaska, IMHO! That woman walking with her is by comparison virtually NAKED (and, judging by her tan, SHE comes from the LA area or at least from warmer, sunnier climates...)!

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  20. It's so important to grasp one's hands below one's large midsection when discussing abstinence with one of reality tv's biggest players.

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  21. Anonymous3:30 PM

    So they moved filming "Everybody Loves Whales" to LA?

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  22. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Is Bristol wearing the same jacket that Sarah wore in the SpongeBob Squarepants video?

    To all you naysayers that claim Sarah did not give birth in 2008 did you forget about little SpongeBob?

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  23. Anonymous3:38 PM

    You people simply don't get it and aren't rill Americans! This will be a virgin birth for Bristol since she was 100% abstinent. In fact, she is changing her name to Mary!

    As nuts as the Palinbots are, I seriously don't think it would matter to them if Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trigg were all pregnant.

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  24. imnofred3:46 PM

    Bristol and the Situation doing an ad for abstinence is like Fox News holding a seminar on journalism.

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  25. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    Maybe she really does have a crush on him - she was "acting" really kooky. EW.

    But back to the FOR REAL??!?!!! I can't wait til she pops this kid. Gah!!

    T

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  26. Anonymous3:51 PM

    Bristol, you're a heretic.

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  27. Anonymous3:52 PM

    Well, I thought she looked preggers in the video and this still shot seems to confirm it.

    This sure explains her reaction near the end of the video clip when a reporter says, "hope your baby enjoys Disneyland" - she jerks and then rushes to get another elevator button pushed. She is a BIG hurry to get away. Mind you, the reporter could have been referring to Tripp, but he's not a baby. No, when I saw the clip, I figured he was alluding to her tummy and I think Bristol did, too.

    She can't wear Spanx all the time.

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  28. imnofred3:54 PM

    I forgot to say in a previous comment that Sarah and Bristol may be staging this pregnancy thing so they can claim that they got the better of the media.

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  29. Anonymous4:00 PM

    DWTS voting has been gamed.

    http://jezebel.com/5691445/

    There is no validation process and therefore you don't need a valid email address. See the various links in red. Here is one of them:

    "infinite number of email votes" takes you to where the first page of messages set out their game. Also note in the article their potshots at Jennifer & Brandy:

    http://hillbuzz.org/2010/11/15/bristol-palin-dancing-with-the-stars-watch-thread-4/#comment-315550

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  30. Anonymous4:00 PM

    So, after DWTS, will Bristol retire for - oh, I don't know, a few months maybe - some R&R, you know, some quality time with the family as she discussed in one of the interviews.

    If she becomes virtually a recluse after DWTS, I hope the paparazzi follow her and camp out near wherever she holes-up because people need to know if she lied about the basis of her "career." Abstinence, ha!

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  31. So she won't share her treasure before she is married? Of course not. Any guy who'd marry B Palin would be doing it for some kind of power or publicity in the T Party. If she isn't discreet about her intimate life or lack now, what will a marriage be like? B will discuss it, nothing will be sacred, they will have faked romantic moments for S Palin to comment on. When will they tire of this? When will the public tire enough of it?

    B, you have no authenticity. No one will love you, not really. Can you even love? What is sacred? The only thing worse than a sleaze who broadcasts his or her sex life is a sleaze who broadcasts a lack of one.

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  32. Anonymous4:04 PM

    Gryphen - did you see this? http://www.tmz.com/

    Sarah Palin's 16-year-old daughter Willow Palin used multiple homophobic slurs -- including the word f**got -- to attack a Facebook user who criticized her mom's new reality show .... TMZ has learned.
    During the premiere of "Sarah Palin's Alaska" Sunday night -- a boy named Tre who went to school with the Palin kids wrote a status update that read, "Sarah Palin's Alaska, is failing so hard right now."

    The comment sparked an intense response from Willow -- who replied on the boy's wall, "Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I've seen pictures of, your disgusting ... My sister had a kid and is still hot."

    Willow followed up that comment with another that read, "Tre stfu. Your such a f**got."

    Bristol Palin also got in on the smacktalk -- writing a message to Tre saying, "You're running your mouth just to talk sh*t."

    Eventually, a message board war erupted -- and Bristol took aim at another person named Jon -- saying, "You'll be as successful as my baby daddy, And actually I do work my ass off. I've been a single mom for the last two years."
    After more users began to gang up on the Palins, Willow dropped another message that read, "Sorry that you guys are all jealous of my families success and you guys aren't goin to go anywhere with y our lives."

    Sources connected to the Palin family tell us ... Willow normally doesn't use this type of language, but she felt like she was being attacked along with her family. The source added it was the baby bear defending Mama Grizzly

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  33. Anonymous4:05 PM

    OMG It's going to be a little girl this time. Congrats B.P.

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  34. Anonymous4:06 PM

    OT...TMZ has this report regarding Willow & Bristol responding to criticism of Sarah's new show on Facebook.

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/sarah-palin-willow-palin-homophobic-slur-facebook-attack-sarah-palins-alaska-dancing-with-the-stars-tlc/

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  35. wakeUpAmerica4:06 PM

    WTF? Is Candies promoting safe sex or abstinence? What a confusing ad. Oh, and I just loved (snark) Bristol's hoochie mama outfit.

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  36. Anonymous4:07 PM

    You know, her possibly getting pregnant again would for me have been fairly ho-hum, except that her mother would have had to explain why her eldest daughter keeps finding herself in the family way.

    What really completely astounds me, however, is that this girl can present herself as some sort of virgin-except-for-the-one-time-with-Levi, all with a perfectly straight face, all while knowing her current state might call everything she is saying, and has already said, into doubt.

    Is she the world's biggest liar? Is she nuts? Is she in denial?

    What the hell is going on here? I just can't believe the audacity.

    The Palin family really needs to get its shit together. They are just out of their minds or else are trying to con the world for every single $ before we all catch on to them. Or both.

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  37. Anonymous4:13 PM

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/13363533@N03/5183375310

    Gryphen, check out these belly pics from same video as the one you have in post.

    Talk about frauds.

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  38. Anonymous4:14 PM

    I think Bristol plans to go back to AK and "spend time with family" for a number of months after this show is over.

    I think she plans to give this baby away and she believes she can keep the entire thing a secret.

    That's how she can lie with such a straight face. She has it all figured out.

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  39. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Here is a pic of her from May 2010. Oval face - not round like now. No multiple chins. Hips narrower than shoulders. True bust - not competing with stomach for size!! And this is after the Tripp

    http://gossipcenter.com/bristol-palin/photo/bristol-palin-9

    You can scroll down and on the right is a pink link to Photo Gallery of 146 pics - from Candies to beginning of DWTS to the Cheesecake Factory yesterday. Good for comparing photos.

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  40. Anonymous4:16 PM

    I'm going with the face is caused by steroids. Her body remains the focus but it is too baffling.

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  41. aj weishar4:17 PM

    Ummm, I see something else that can't be accomplished with food or beer. Her hips are getting wider. In preparation for birth the pelvis expands to make room for the baby. Check the width of Bristol's hips when she was between pregnancies. She also has a second chin. The dancing workouts should have reduced facial fat and given her more contour. Bristol just keeps getting a bigger face.

    Oh, wait a minute! Get ready for another wild ride next February. Granny's gonna have another baby grizzly.

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  42. meena4:18 PM

    now its Willow:

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/sarah-palin-willow-palin-homophobic-slur-facebook-attack-sarah-palins-alaska-dancing-with-the-stars-tlc/

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  43. Anonymous4:18 PM

    Hey Miss B! Take some damned acting classes since you're out there!

    You.suck.

    Oh wait... that's right... she's a PALIN... and they are ALWAYS smarter and better than us piss-ons out there in the 'rill' america!!

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  44. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Wait. I'm confused. The Situation should get paid for this ad as he is the focus, not Bristle. She is hardly in it as she is only shown from the neck up or the behind. She seriously looks as old as me and I'm 47.....What do mommy's fundies think of the condoms???
    Also, I do think Bristle is gearing up for jenny craig or nutrasystem as her next gig.

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  45. Anonymous4:24 PM

    Anon @ 3:08: Bri$tol IS already twenty y/o!

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  46. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Oh, Gawd, is it Bristol the Pistol, B Palin, or B to the P?

    Whatever, she's lame and flat. Isn't this supposed to be something true to her heart? So why does it come off unnatural and rehearsed? She just can't sell it. The Sitch is perfection.

    Acting lessons are desperately needed if she's going to continue to pretend to be the Golden Child

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  47. "...the baby bear defending Mama Grizzly."

    Mama Grizzly taught them well.

    Willow is on it!! Yes, Willow you tell them. Don't let them mess with Mama or your sis.
    "... My sister had a kid and is still hot."

    Big girl hot is fine but may be you could show some care about her health. Why the sudden moon face? Why is the body growing when it should be tightening?

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  48. Anonymous4:27 PM

    3:08, she just had a b-day. She's 20.

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  49. Facebook Lurker4:30 PM

    Who told y'all about the Facebook war first?
    And no, I didn't leak it

    It is worse than just gay and faggot, one kid of middle eastern descent was called a raghead and worse.

    The woman with Bristol is a cousin who is from Dallas in town for the show, not a babysitter

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  50. meena4:31 PM

    i guess in Palin house, babys = $

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  51. But I'm Phred4:34 PM

    Imnofred: if they are staging it, the joke is on them because B's face and arms are also bloated. I had thought the same thing, but when you watch "B" in the fantasy show, you will see how normal she looked back in May when she was shooting clay birds.

    I would never care about some one being knocked up, but "B" promotes herself as a revirgined treasure. She is the child of someone who toutes family values. "B" acts like she is the first teen pregnancy. And she claims to have it rough, but rough would have been had she gone against the wishes of Grizz and not been supported.

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  52. what's with the big face?4:36 PM

    Bristol needs to be home in Alaska with the parents and where she can be a hockey mom. The boys she likes are all there. LA has been nothing but too much food. Scotsdale has a sh!tload of Wasilla hockey boys but they go to school. She'll be safe at the compound where all the Tea Party ladies service the place and watch the kids while Sarah is gone.

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  53. FEDUP!!!4:40 PM

    I agree with the posters who think that Bri$tol will disappear for a few months after next week, and then come up skinny and sexy again. She will give up this new baby - her mom's church will take care of it - and nobody will be the wiser.
    Remember, she was able to disappear during most of her (second?) pregnancy, so she will be able to do it now also, too...

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  54. London Bridges4:43 PM

    Facebook Rules: Parental participation. We strongly recommend that minors 13 years of age or older ask their parents for permission before sending any information about themselves to anyone over the Internet and we encourage parents to teach their children about safe internet use practices. Materials to help parents talk to their children about safe internet use can be found on this help page.

    Thus, Willow had to have Sarah's permission to post the trash that she posted!!! (Hi my name is Willow and my mother said it is ok for me to post trash on Facebook.)

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  55. Johnny4:44 PM

    Dear Sarah Family,

    Please stop giving the comics so much material!

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  56. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Hilarious!

    Also, Bristol is not trash. She's basically "a golden child," although she did have some imperfection inside her. And his name was Levi.

    Read more: http://jezebel.com/5691445/how-palin-conservatives-are-cheating-the-dwts-voting-system#ixzz15V42oSup

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  57. Forever Anonymous5:00 PM

    I think is funny when The Situation tells Bristol "your situation" and looks at her belly. Pretty convincing.

    By the way she speaks of evil levi you'd think he is 30+ sexual offender who kidnapped poor Bristol Smart.

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  58. Anonymous5:06 PM

    How does it benefit Bristol to fake a pregnancy just to play with the media? I can't imagine any girl or women who is happy to have people speculating whether she is pregnant or just fat. How does it help her career to not look her best during her big "look at me world" moment?

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  59. Anonymous5:07 PM

    As usual, the Wonkette has some awesome commentary.

    http://wonkette.com/430318/conservatives-spending-hours-voting-for-bristol-palin-to-get-back-at-acorn#more-430318

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  60. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Bristol Palin explains in an interview with ABC for DWTS that she was the "golden child" and "never really had any problems or challenges" before she "starting dating Levi."

    How can people - especially Levi and Mercede - listen to this shit she's spewing to 20 million people and keep quiet?

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  61. Anonymous5:29 PM

    I just saw on Google News TMZ has gotten hold of some Willow and Bristol post on Facebook.

    Title - Sarah Palin's Daughter Uses Homophobic Slurs
    http://www.tmz.com/

    Post were result of Sarah Palin's new Reality Show. Bristol and Willow use trash-type language - F*g*t, sh*t, etc.

    Do go see before it is gone. You can actually click on link to see posts.

    Whoops. Pretty embarrsssing for Palins!

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  62. Anonymous5:32 PM

    That jacket looks REALLY familiar...maybe Sarah had it FedEx'd from the attic back home.

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  63. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Re: the Facebook scuffle: What a truly inspiring and Presidential family the Palins are.

    OMG.

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  64. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Is the TMZ & HuffPost right about Bristol and Willow going off on some guys via facebook? Stay Classy Trassy Playins. I guess B.P. is successful because she is a hard ass worker???? Bros before hoes..... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/16/willow-palin-facebook-posts_n_784585.html & http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/sarah-palin-willow-palin-homophobic-slur-facebook-attack-sarah-palins-alaska-dancing-with-the-stars-tlc/

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  65. Anonymous5:38 PM

    Gryphen, you have to check out the Willow thuggery on Facebook! She is a homophobic bully! Bristol's no better. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/16/willow-palin-facebook-posts_n_784585.html

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  66. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Oh noes!
    http://www.tmz.com/2010/11/16/sarah-palin-willow-palin-homophobic-slur-facebook-attack-sarah-palins-alaska-dancing-with-the-stars-tlc/

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  67. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Hey, you guys, if you thought Willow was the good and classy Palin...not so much. She uses the "f" word gay slur and hi, can someone teach this family how to use an apostrophe? They have such atrocious grammar.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/16/willow-palin-facebook-posts_n_784585.html

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  68. dancingthroughlife6:00 PM

    Bristol's safe, Brandy goes home.. Derek looked shocked- jaw open, wasn't hiding it.

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  69. Bristol is in the finals. What a fix?

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  70. Brandy & Maks just got booted off DWTS and Bristol is in the finals. WTF???

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  71. Anonymous6:02 PM

    The Palins must be ecstatic. One of the black dancers was voted off. Perfect dancer.

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  72. Anonymous6:02 PM

    DWTS voting has been gamed by the baggers.

    http://jezebel.com/5691445/

    I posted at 4:00 PM to see the rest of the message.

    It's true - no doubt about it.

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  73. Anonymous6:05 PM

    OMG: Spoiler alert: That fat bitch beat Brandy.

    Or, Sara Palin language: lardass beat sambo.

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  74. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Just look out now, Bristol Palin. There is going to be plenty of water cooler talk about you this week.

    Sarah, are you really ready for this?

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  75. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Man...these latest photos from the Cheesecake Factory are pretty conclusive to me. That most definitely looks like a baby bump. I know she's not the hardest working dancer on DWTS history but even with a moderate schedule of dance rehearsals she would have to be packing away a huge amount of calories to gain that much weight.

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  76. Anonymous6:15 PM

    That ad sucked. Poor Sitch barely got outta there before that grenade went off. He's banged some nasty skanks on Jersey Shore but I don't think he would hit that. What a clusterfuck mixed message.

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  77. I am so angry right now that I can hardly see straight. If the dancers and the people don't scream to high heaven about Brandi getting sent home. This is a bunch of bull crap and the dancers should be angry and saying so. I'm sick to death of the fake christians who support these whores. Here is another example of who the palins really are! http://networkedblogs.com/aCTNQ

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  78. Anonymous6:17 PM

    Kids will be kids, where are the parents?
    Willow has made quiet a splash for her young years.
    Underage Willow Palin Reportedly Caught Partying

    It looked like Willow spent last summer on house arrest. That is when she wasn't one of the stars of the family reality show. Kate's Goselin kids are acting out and need attention also. May be that could be Kate and Sarah's next show. Home school is the answer.

    Going Vandal by Willow Palin.

    The law and Willow

    "Right now, Sarah's trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug,"
    the source said.

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  79. Anonymous6:18 PM

    Re: Bristol going to finals on DWTS. Jennifer Grey looked completely p'd off when Brandy got kicked off instead of Bristol.

    This goes to show the power of the vote and if these TBaggers can keep Bristol on this rigged show then we can up with Palin for president. An increasingly scary thought. Why can this woman not be taken down?

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  80. Anonymous6:19 PM

    DWTS is SHIT

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  81. Anonymous6:24 PM

    @anon 4:14 A couple of posts ago, Gryphen posted a spiritual quotation that Sarah used to explain Bristol and DWTS:

    "She's a happy kid with a good attitude, good perspective, everything's about thinking positively and exchanging beauty for ashes . . . She's putting her life in God's hands and it's scriptural, too, where it says, 'He will turn your mourning into dancing.' "

    At first, I thought that she had just found a quote in the Bible about dancing. Could it be that Bristol is mourning the future loss of this child, the one that she will have to secretly give up for adoption?

    By now, we have seen more pictures than the one Gryphen has posted, that show Bristol thick in the middle with an "outie." She can't be putting out abstinence ads and having a baby at the same time, so it must be very hard to carry a child that you know is going to a good Christian home, just not your own home.

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  82. Anonymous6:30 PM

    That woman with Bristol is her 2nd cousin

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  83. Anonymous6:31 PM

    un-revirginated woman (she's 20) has a potty mouth.

    http://tinyurl.com/3a6trsm

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  84. Anonymous6:33 PM

    She later demanded that the student "quit talkin shit about my family."

    "Sorry that all you guys are jealous of my families success and you guys aren't goin to go anywhere with your lives."

    None of this in the TMZ report is new. This is how it is done. If someone talks shit one of the Palinbots go after them ASAP. I've read Bristol and Willow's comments before. They can get low at times. Usually they can have others do that for them. They don't do it all the time but this is typical. Sarah has staff that will clean this up and they can go back to revising. Bristol is the Golden Girl. They need to remake Willow and give her a title to make her happy.

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  85. kdusmdd6:35 PM

    Buffalo stays....Brandy ....gone

    OMG What Shit

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  86. Anonymoose6:38 PM

    I don't know, that belly looks too lumpy to me. Not high and round and smooth like a baby belly. I think it might just be cheesecake. I hope they aren't tricking us by getting people to think she's pregnant when she's not, so then Sarah Palin turns around and says see? Those trig truthers are crazy when they say I faked my pregnancy, they even think Bristol is pregnant! Then we have no chance of breaking babygate. Time will tell if she's preggers, we should tread carefully.

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  87. Anonymous6:42 PM

    DWTS results:

    Jennifer and Kyle made it! Brandy and the Brisket are still up in that air!

    I refuse to hold my breath!

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  88. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Can't watch it, Gryphen. I'm reaching the point I can't watch Brisket dance, can't listen to Sarah screech. This family is driving me insane.

    And WTF is with HP's headline about "Willow" trashtalking? It was Willow AND the "Golden Girl". Those two tramps have the biggest heads on them I've ever seen--anyone who doesn't worship the ground they walk on is simply jealous of their families (sic) success and wealth.

    Come on, you Wasilla kids! Sell those pictures and stories to the National Enquirer. Get some money and success of your own, and sink this obnoxious family once and for all. Bleh.

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  89. Anonymous6:42 PM

    The web (TMZ) site reports that Palin's teenage daughter wrote the comments on Sunday night, when her mother's television show "Sarah Palin's Alaska" premiered on TLC. According to TMZ, a classmate of one of Palin's children published a Facebook update claiming that the show "is failing so hard right now."

    The 8 part reality series is the best thing to happen to Sarah Palin. The Palin children will be spotlighted like never before.
    Palin is also contradicting what Mark Burnett is claiming. He says her reality show is not political. Sarah states she is sending messages, political ones. I think she is more tabloid and reality show class than political. It is an interesting mix and where she wants to take the country. Another wild ride with her entire family. I won't watch and I'll boycott the products but it is interesting internet chatter.

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  90. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Read the talking trash Palin girls, Willow and Bristol. Classy young ladies! You eat with these mouths, girls? I wonder how long before Mommy Grizzled states that Levi was on their facebook posing as them!!

    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/1116_palin.pdf

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  91. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Oh my did u see bristol's and willow's response on FB? What a mouth on this teen advocate

    http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/1116_palin.pdf

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  92. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Who was the person who said something about people 'being born on third base and acting as though they hit a triple?'

    I think that saying was made for Stupid Jr.

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  93. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Betcha you are right about Brandy. That will really suck, but the Paylinbots and other TPs had to take out a brown person.

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  94. Anonymous6:51 PM

    Time for the world to hear about Bristol's past life, the "I'm a slut," and Track saying she was a stoner, and nasty comments about Sadie and food stamps, and any past lover other than Levi coming forward to say she's not telling the truth about Levi being the only one. Bristol's comments have opened the door to rebuttal. And her abstinence campaign opens the door to revealing a pregnancy.

    All these people, even Brandy before tonight, saying Bristol is so sweet: sickening. Please media, tell the truth.

    But is there a remote chance that Bristol's "success" is going to hurt Palin? The reaction of contestants, judges, and audience showed they felt that Brandy was cheated. Could this undeserved acclaim at the expense of real stars who are actually dancing create a backlash, resentment toward Palins for for injecting themselves where they don't belong, taking what's not theirs? If only.
    -B

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  95. Anonymous6:54 PM

    I actually don't think Sarah Palin is going to utter any further statements about pregnancy theories, whether it's about herself or her daughter. I really don't think she will want to call attention to even the idea of it, which is why I don't think they have had Bristol pretending.

    Bristol looked so incredibly uncomfortable up on that stage before they announced the results. That Mark had his hand reached around her middle, awkwardly, and then Bristol made sure to have one of her arms across her waist. It made it impossible to get a good look at it. I just don't think she's trying to keep people guessing for its own sake, I think she honestly is trying to hide something.

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  96. Anonymous6:55 PM

    They're going crazy over at
    http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ with the elimination of Brandy - and not in a good way. Outrage is more like it. Many say this will kill the show. I hope it does. Is this what we have to look forward to when Sarah runs for prez? She'll lie and cheat her way into the White House and we should all be afraid. I'm watching Lawrence O'Donnell eviscerate Sarah Palin for getting her stupid word "refudiate" in the Oxford-American dictionary. All the while, a list scrolls beneath him of losing Vice-Presidential candidates. And they stayed losers - even if they chose to run for president.

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  97. Anonymous6:58 PM

    TMZ has a Facebook fight with Bristol and Willow some "Friends" who dared to say they didn't like their show - check out the pdf file. This should get out there....

    http://tinyurl.com/3a6trsm

    Nice potty mouths they have - plus they can't spell.

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  98. Anonymous7:02 PM

    Weren't they buying or renting a house in Arizona--that's where she will retreat to, where nobody knows her and she will have the baby and give it up and no-one will be the wiser. They have got it all figured out, I just hope with all her celebrity now the photographers won't leave her alone..

    Also to one of the commenter Bristol is 20, birthday last month.

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  99. Anonymous7:08 PM

    http://picasaweb.google.com/100128756392227951086/PicsOfProof#5540310590099376450

    Why in the world would she wear that unflattering tight dress for an abstinence speech?

    Was she saying the audience should be abstinent so they wouldn't have a baby and have their shape permanently stretched out like hers is?

    Or did she really not notice how pregnant (and tacky) she looked in that dress? If she picked this one, maybe she picked that gray one for the RNC too. -B

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  100. Anonymous7:08 PM

    So we called it right...the bots took out Brandy.

    Brandy who three hunfred trillion times a better dance then the slug!

    But what this seems to have demonstrated is that we the people CAN take on the bots and be successful.

    Remember VERY voice counts. And sometimes you do have play the same game as the opposition to win...as long as it is within the rules. :)

    Brandy & Maks - I am sorry. You were fabulous!

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  101. Anonymous7:14 PM

    This is an attraction of how the 2012 presidential election will be stolen by the far right wing.

    This is serious. We can only thank John McCain for his poor judgement.
    America is doomed. If I was Jenifer and Kyle, I would walk away from this show.What is a point for killing themselves when we all know in the end the trailer trash will take the spot for political reasons.
    I will never watch dancing with the stars ever again. Today I spent time reading all the Pro Sarah Palin for president blogs, and proved that this has become political.
    ABC sucks.

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  102. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Who can conclude what is going on with Bristol's belly? She looks pregnant in the beige dress. She looked pregnant when she announced the 2nd engagement to Levi. She looks pregnant now.

    If it was a McD, cookie, cupcake, cheesecake problem wouldn't they be talking about that? I mean if you want to be someone everyone can identify with and all. Why hide an obvious dietary problem like so many people do identify with?

    Pregnant is something she would hide. Golden girl is abstinent. Can't be pregnant. Drugs and steroids are something to hide.

    I am scratching her diet as why she is big face and her mid section is growing. Could she have a tumor? They would do something about that.

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  103. Punkinbugg7:25 PM

    Federal elections turned upside down, DWTS rigged, innocent children exploited ... and now "refudiate" has been added to a dictionary because $P won't stop using the word, even though it does not exist in the English language.

    I understand Alaska is a small town, but for God's sake, will somebody up there MAN UP and spill the beans?

    Look how quickly Christine O'Donnell was shut down! Why? Because she's crazy, and people around her (especially unpaid campaign workers) weren't AFRAID of saying so!

    Where is the ADN? KTUU? Somebody who can get a job Outside as soon as this is over?

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  104. Sorry, but I think SP is making BP wear something square shaped device.

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  105. Sorry, but I think SP is making BP wear something square shaped device.

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  106. Anonymous7:33 PM

    I agree with one of the latter posters, B's belly is lumpier than it would look if she was really pregnant. I think she's just gained a lot of weight. The sad part is that she's fatter than $P was when she was "supposed" to be pregnant at 7 months (or 8 or almost 9). As a lifelong weight gainer, I suspect that B's very unhappy with her lot and is eating to compensate. She should be on top of the world with the exposure she's getting, but she's not good at it, she hates it, and Mom is pulling the strings, so she has no independence or say-so in her own life. Kinda sad actually.
    physicsmom

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  107. Anonymous9:12 PM

    This clearly shows an outie belly button.

    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1401/5181714960_451250ef96_o.jpg

    Some others showed a low hanging well shaped belly stuffed behind spanx.
    A girl baby type belly.

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  108. AKLynne9:19 PM

    Whatever else she is...she's HUGE!

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  109. Anonymous10:32 PM

    My son said this was lame, boring & too long.

    He said "Mom, who gives a f*#& what the Situation or that stupid girl says."

    I told him that it was Bristol Palin. "I don't care, mom, he's strange and she's stranger."

    My son told me that kids aren't stupid, & they see that ad as stupid, & for her to brag that she's a single mom, "she a f*#&ing liar. She's an unmarried mom with lots of family money & support."

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    I was a single mom. I raised my son alone, without family, and by my own hard work. I had a good job, good pay & benefits, but I earned them. A single mom cooks, cleans, shops, does laundry, stays up nights, worries about day care, and more - all while remaining focused on her job to remain employed.

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    So my son ends our conversation saying "I don't remember you flying off for days or weeks at a time, thousands of miles away. If it was for a job, you'd find a way to take me with you. If you couldn't you'd find a job working at f*&^ing Burger King! Bristol Palin is a joke."
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    Ouch!
    Denise (Michigan)

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  110. Anonymous12:37 AM

    Mark my words - as soon as "Dancing.." ends, Bristol will be "exhausted" and disappear for the next 5 months. Just long enough for the "baby problem" to work itself out.

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  111. Anonymous4:52 AM

    What is this stuff about "not high enough" to be a baby bump. Ladies, you do realize your uterus sits in your pelvis below your hips and well below your belly button, no?

    http://familydoctor.co.uk/media/upload/image/hysterectomy/hysterectomy-2.jpg

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  112. womanwithsardinecan6:25 AM

    Denise, I've been leaving this whole situation to karma, and seeing what your son said is like a little karma gift. We really need to remember, really remember, that for every Bristol out there lying and cheating her way in the world, there are many hundreds of kids like Denise's boy. Don't forget to tell them how wonderful they really are.

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  113. Anonymous6:25 AM

    BP is NOT a single mom. She has a large extended family to help her, can affords nnies and day care, AND her child's father Levi Johston pays child support, and he and his family have sought to be involved with the child.

    A single teenage mom that I knew was the victim of sexual abuse. Her father abandoned the family when she was young. She hooked up with a drug-addicted young man, and then had a beautiful child. The relationship crumbled and she found herself alone with and infant. She went to work in a factory and put herself through college while raising her daughter by herself.

    She went on to write a book about her experiences as a teen mom (reviewed favorably by the New York Times) and later went back to school to get a PHD. Her daughter grew up to be a beautiful young woman who is educated and married and the mother of 2 children.

    I'm sure many other young women have also performed heroically raising children by themselves, with or without the New York Times' accolades. They are content that their children turn out well and do not seek 'credit" or 'sympathy" for loving their children and trying to be good mothers in difficult circumstances.

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  114. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Okay I've got it. After Gristle wins the big shiny ball she will be "exhausted" and disappear for a few months. Then Screech will start wearing flowy things again and all of a sudden just in time for another book tour and a presidential run she'll have another late in life choose life working mother ain't I amazin little drooly prop for her weird mother to haul all over the nation. Right now Gristle looks fatter than she did a few months after the birth of her second child. Do they really think they're fooling anybody? Oh yeah-they're all nuts. Never mind.

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  115. ihartart10:08 AM

    Because I refuse to ever watch DWTS again I didn't see this but I read that Maks said he "respects" the system that cheated Brandy out of a place in the finals. Unless he was told to keep his mouth shut this makes no sense to me because he is anything but shy about saying what he thinks. All the people associated with the show were supposed to have agreed to not talk about Bristle, yet she slams Maks because he "doesn't like" her. Levi is forbidden to talk about her to the press but she slams him at every opportunity. Scara and her family get within a foot of a group of bears, which is illegal, but nothing is done about it. Anybody else would be facing a big fine. Are they really that untouchable? Why?? Somebody needs to start talking. Please!!!! And PLEASE write to ABC and let them know what a giant mistake they made getting tangled up with this wacko family. All publicity is NOT good. They should be forced to admit that the voting process was hijacked and abused and it needs to be changed so this never happens again. I thought I was going to have a stroke when Marie Osmond kept coming back, but that didn't compare to this joke of a "contest". Oh, and remember when Brenda on The Closer was told that red lipstick did nothing positive for her? Somebody needs to tell Bristle that her face is too huge to be calling attention to it like that. Okay, all done acting childlish. Have a nice day, everyone.

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  116. Anonymous12:37 PM

    Ok,

    When a TV starts to go belly up, it's "Jumped the Shark"

    When a movie franchise starts to go belly up, it's "Nuked the Fridge"

    Now, when a call in reality show like DWTS or American Idol starts to go belly up, it's "Swallowed a Palin"


    Or maybe "Ate a Palin"????

    What do you think?

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  117. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Notice also that she can't get her jacket zipped. She is gained bunches since that jacket was bought.

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  118. Anonymous6:51 PM

    If you look on websites for maternity undergarments you'll see a body shaper for pregnant women that goes up to the waist only, then it leaves a seam or squarish look from where it ends. If you see the item I'm referring to, you can see clearly how it would give the appearance under her clothes in that picture. She also has some type of cup covering her belly button, I didn't find that online but there were tape on items.

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