In the preview I put up yesterday TLC led us to believe that Sarah Palin, her dad Chuck Heath, and some guy who actually knows what he is doing in the woods, were going to go hunting because Sarah's freezer was low on meat and she forgot she lived only five minutes away from the Carrs Grocery store in Wasilla.
But now we see Palin doing her best John Wayne in drag impersonation in front of Kate Gosselin and then ridiculing her behind her back. Which, by the way, seems like a much more realistic depiction of WHO Sarah Palin is in real life, an arrogant back stabbing bitch.
I am not kidding. If you went to Wasilla and asked passersby where the "arrogant, backstabbing bitch" lived they would ALL point to Palin's house.
Well now I don't know WHAT to expect on Sunday. (Mystery cleared up. US Magazine changed their video, and it now gives December 12, as the broadcast date for the Kate Gosselin episode. You can see a preview by clicking Gosselin's name in the link above.)
Will we see Sister Sarah breaking Alaska Fish and Game laws by hunting for Caribou without a proper permit? Or will we see Sarah tease and make fun of her out of state guest in order to make herself feel superior?
Or maybe we will see some combination of the two, where Sarah takes Gosselin out into the woods and shoots her out of season and then comes back to the camp and teases her eight children about never seeing their mommy again. (You know I think THAT'S the one that sounds the most like the Grizzled Mama!)
By the way if Kate Gosselin was REALLY relying on Sarah Palin to protect her from ANYTHING then she has not been paying much attention as to how Bible Spice Barbie takes care of her "friends." Just ask Elizabeth Hasselback.
They sure seem to have taken the video down quickly!
ReplyDeleteTLC is going for synergy...
ReplyDeleteNext month Piper does guest appearance on cup "Cake Boss".
Bristol gets role on "Pregnant and Paralysed" Her standing around on DWTS was to show TLC she was really crippled and incapacitated.
The Kate episode is on Dec.12.I was kinda hoping they pulled the hunting episode for poaching.
ReplyDeleteFor all that is wrong with Kate Gosselin, I have never seen the women disparage her husband publicly. I watch her construct her sentences very carefully so that she, at least, shows us that she always acts in a way that her kids come first. I am sure she is not perfect, and she exploits her children as well, but at least she attempts to try to say and do the right thing by her kids--I don't always buy it and frankly, don't pay much attention to her, but the few times I have seen her interviewed, she is far more mature, has much more class and tact, and is guarded in her answers than scara will ever hope to be. Why she would want to spend any time with sp is puzzling and makes me not believe anything I just typed. TLC sure sold a bill of goods when they came up with this episode. I bet Kate Gosselin will be cringing for weeks after, but happily cashing her checks all the same.
ReplyDeleteHey, Gryphen, the link you gave didn't work, but I found THIS one...I'm sure Gosselin, who seems rather ill-tempered on a good day, will be really pea-ohed at her portrayal in this latest Palin pile of moose poop.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/first-look-kate-gosselin-goes-camping-with-sarah-palin-2010312
At bottom, their real slander is against Palin and her slice of the American electorate, captured in H.L. Mencken's caustic observation: "As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
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Video not available at 7 a.m. CST
ReplyDeleteHummmm
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201012030034?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
ReplyDeleteFox's Special Report creates special video of Sarah Palin punching Nicolle Wallace
All I want is to see the video of the caribou chasing Sarah and Kate out of the wilderness.
ReplyDeleteHopefully all of Kate and Sarah's kids will be leading the animals as they throw pregnancy tests at their user mothers who see fertility as a dodge to make money.
I believe this episode is due for next week.
ReplyDeletealso, did you read about the campaign to begin airing obama truth ads starting in January? Im always happy to see the media playing fair by not cottling specific politicians but I wonder why they decided to start this NOW. More and more people are waking up to the evils of this admin and the shadiness that was the last pres election
And the neuroses finally converge on cable TV: Sarah AND Katie Irene. What wholesome fun! What a meeting of the minds! What a cheap attempt at co-opting another TLC show for ratings! Next I expect to see Sarah inviting Buddy and the crew from Cake Boss to AK for a "relaxing" day of fishing and/or hunting. Predictable hijinx ensue as the wise-cracking Hoboken gang deals with rugged Patriot Sarah and the great outdoors. Then she'll coyly suggest on-camera that Buddy start planning her inaugural cake (a dead moose? A lifesize Grizzly? A huge hand with "Good Luck--You're Gonna Need It" written on the palm? A twenty-foot long bank check with "Thanks, Uncle Rupie!"? The mind reels...)
ReplyDeleteSo Bristol's in AZ right now or will be just after the holidays. A friend is visiting her at the beginning of Jan
ReplyDeleteVIRAL PLEASE!
ReplyDeletehttp://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/18/conservative-group-to-air-anti-obama-ads/
the video is showing up as no longer available on my computer, and was released by us weekly, so i would say whichever one is on the show's website is correct - i'm guessing the caribou one. so do put that call into fish and game!
ReplyDeleteCan't see the video, do u have a link to it.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, your writing and humor get better and better with each post! Thanks for my first chuckle of the morning. Each morning for the last 2 years!
ReplyDeleteHa! I read that article where Elizabeth H. expected to be "friends for life" with Granny. Poor sap. Granny has no "friends".
ReplyDeleteBesides playing the "wronged victim" Granny's greatest ability is to charm and completely convince her target that she is a warm, caring person.
Once the usefulness of the target has passed - boom - she literally does not care if you live or die.
Wally Hickle and many others have found that out.
When I first heard about the Gosselin/Palin camping trip I laughed because Palin had been spinning this was a documentary about AK lying she was not pitching a reality show. Palin denies truth or factual reality for she and her family sound better when she lies.
ReplyDeleteDoes she "one up" Kate Gossselin in this segment?
Curious, did Kate offer sage advice to Sarah and Bristol about their pending gig with DWTS? Did Kate suggest to Bristol that when she gets desperate to hide her lack of talent, she can get the costume designers to make a costume she can flap about in?
ReplyDeleteI have never watched John & Kate plus 8. I have no problem with science helping conception along, but carrying a litter of babies is perverse, reckless and dangerous. Whatever. I still wouldn't make it illegal or force Sophie's Choices no matter what the Right to Lifer's think.
Two Mama Grizzly super-sized ego's in the Alaska wilderness together. Interesting. Sarah thinking she's all that cause she once had a 'title' she quit and represents the United States and whatnot, and Kate being a veteran reality star. Who will survive?
I still want to know how she sold her storyline to Mark Burnett - all those State paid junkets around remote areas of Alaska for a Lame-Duck soon-to-quit Governor who took further advantage of State subsidized vacations and photo-ops. We all know she used her office for personal gain to showcase her rugged appeal for slack-jawed Lower 48'rs. Thus, SPA was born.
Nice work if you can get it.
And remember, this is the Valley Stateswoman who would stick her tongue out at annoying constituents behind their backs.
ReplyDeleteHer trashing Elizabeth or Kate is par for the course.
Is that a video? I couldn't access it.
ReplyDeleteYou know, just as a reminder, this is Sarah's M.O., the way she backstabs and talks about people behind their backs, in front of them, in front of their mothers, etc....lol. This is not the mark of a masterful politician. And that is exactly why Sarah Palin is NOT in mainstream politics, and holds no political office. (Or as Bristol likes to say, holds no title!).
Gee, Gryph, it's Caribou Barbie or Bible Spice, or Sally Lou WHo, or Granny Grifter, or $carah or Snowdrift Snooki. Talk about multiple personality disorder, but please don't confuse us by conflating the names.
ReplyDeleteI am not kidding. If you went to Wasilla and asked passersby where the "arrogant, backstabbing bitch" lived they would ALL point to Palin's house.
ReplyDeleteIf this is true then these "passerbys" have the national security duty of exposing her before she gets any more exposure/money/closer to running.
Come on Alaskans. The entire world is waiting foor you to DO something since NO ONE else will.
Dialogue from this episode:
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Hate, hate, hate! I am great.
KATE
No! Eight, eight, eight. I am great.
Well that was weird.
ReplyDeleteFor those of you who attempted to see the video and it was disabled I apologize. It should be working now.
Apparently US Magazine pulled the one that claimed the episode would air on December 5, and replaced it with one that said it would air December 12.
So I guess that means the fake hunting is tomorrow and the fake friendship is NEXT week.
ot, but a washington post (i know) article about how mean the "blue bloods" are being to poor sarah palin. wahhh, i know. the author pretends not to want her to win, but bemoans just how mean everyone is being to her - so unnecessary when she has offered them nothing less than steaming cups of the milk of human kindness.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/03/AR2010120306143.html
Just trying to gin up ratings. As the right hits out at Sarah, she is trying to say she has clout...but her base is very small.They are LOUD and Sarah has tried to control output so it looks like she is big!
ReplyDelete@4:11, Sarah, is that you? Harping on Obama, misspellings and poor grammar, and even knows the TLC production schedule.
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah!! You're a piece of shit!
LOL! Wow, how presidential, to be on a reality tv show camping with Kate+8!
ReplyDeleteYep, I immediately think of Kate+8 when I think of a documentary of the Alaskan wilderness.
Next up, Rock of Love!
4:11, please go crawl back into your hole. Yeah, it's about time you assholes started attacking President Obama! Gee, and here I was under the impression that you'd been doing that since he was elected (that was SOME rigged election, given that he won in a landslide!). Here's a tip, the GOP that laughs at you dipshits while you drool after them are the ones who rig elections, so..... epic fail in '08.
ReplyDeleteAnd to you AGAIN at 4:22, that article in the NYT is from 2008, you non-functioning moron. LOL. The internets sure is confusin'! They's like a veritable Way Back machine or sumpin!
She Who Must Not Be Named
ReplyDeleteShe’s the Zsa Zsa Gabor of American politics. She once did something noteworthy, but she’s now just famous for being famous.
She was a vice presidential nominee. But she lost. She was the governor of Alaska. But she quit. Now she’s just a political personality — part cheerleader, part bomb-thrower —
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/04/opinion/04blow.html
Article found of investigation of Bristol underage in Anchorage bar while dance partner Ballas played. Any further info??
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"The question is Palin's age, 19. She could only legally be in Rumrunners Old Towne Bar and Grill last Friday if accompanied by a parent, spouse or legal guardian over 21"
Isn't this the episode filmed in July or Aug with the famous fight between Sarah and Kate? I believe Kate even left early. I do remember it being widely reported that they had a series of arguments.
ReplyDeleteHey Palinbits..why are you advertising anti-Obama ads here? You are IDIOTS! You think Obama is evil?
ReplyDeleteYou are STUPID! Right now, the GOP are Holding unemployment benefits hostage. All they want are tax cuts for the rich. And you are brainwashed by Fox and Sarah if you think the tea partiers and GOP give a crap about you or anyone but the very rich. Do you even know what is going on??
But Obama is evil and the election was a sham?? Again you are STUPID!
You think Sarah knows how to fix this countries serious problems. Her followers seem to be middle class yet they support someone who does not give a crap about the middle class.
Sorry Gryphen to be off topic. The brainwashed ignorant in our country who actually believe what Rush, Glenn, Sarah etc say are ruining our country!!
Millions of Americans are suffering yet "conservatives" are spending millions on ant Obama ads TWO years before the election? What a waste of money!
I'm a Christian and I'm disgusted at the way people treat our President! I'm not even a Democrat! Palinbots... Why are you so ignorant, blind and uninformed? Our country is falling apart-don't you see we are run now by the very rich?? Obama is fighting that and they are trying to stop it!
This "Obama is evil " campaign is about racism AND money!!!! Sarahs entire book is laced with racism!!
PS look how Sarah treated Elizabeth. That article shows the TRUE Sarah. That article could Neva whole blog post Gryphen. Look what a user Sarah is! Sarah is evil one you stupid Bots!!
4:22
ReplyDeleteYour "news" is over 2 years old.Guess it didn't work out so well.
Suzy (Sarah) you were such a sweetie,
ReplyDeleteOnce you were my one and only
Blew your mind on too much kool-aid
Took my stash and left me lonely
Suzy Creamcheese
Oh baby now
What's got into ya
Merry Zappadan!
What frightened me was Sarah with the shotgun. Watch the guy's face behind her when the gun kicks back. I enjoy seeing evidence that Sarah is not an experienced shooter. Since she's got the final editorial say on every episode, she doesn't seem to care if people know it, probably hoping experienced gun handlers won't out her. I wonder if Kate has seen this episode yet?
ReplyDeleteA classy, intelligent and well written smack down of the wannabe leader of the free world by Kathleen Kennedy Townsend:-
ReplyDeletehttp://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/03/AR2010120303209.html
4:22. The big clue to you (besides the DATE at the top of the article - 7/18/08 - and even in the url that you pasted, you blithering idiot) should have been that your article called Barack Obama "Senator Obama". See, he's President Obama now. I know your head must hurt now from trying to comprehend this, but it's the truth.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, maybe it WILL go viral! LOL!
So if TLC thinks combining shows is a ratings hit maybe they should consider Sarah's Alaska + Pitbulls and Paroles, now that would be entertaining. Or next up Palins and Duggars bond over their love for God's gifts, then a baby will suddenly appear and Palins will claim Duggars forgot to take one back so Bristol can raise it.
ReplyDeleteVideos of Elizabeth Hasselbeck speaking out 'against' Palin and why she now finds herself under the bus with so many!! The most recent - this week. In fact, Hasselbeck made reference to 'all repubs' playing a dirty trick. That's why the Palin/Hasselbeck articles are popping up.
ReplyDeleteDec 2, 2010 - Hasselbeck critisizes Palin on The View for opposing school lunch bill
http://tinyurl.com/22wkwo3
March 2010 - Hasselbeck spoke out against Palin on the FB map of crosshairs during healthcare debate:
http://tinyurl.com/28bwk37
One of the last people I thought I would be 'defending' - Hasselbeck!!! She ranks up there with Palin in the 'stunned & stupid' category IMO!!
To 5:10
ReplyDeleteSo, are you advocating that politicians should secretly hold disdain for and backstab their perceived enemies as theyve done for decades? Is that why you think people are blind to sweet talkers?
Now, I don't know exactly what Sarah has done (if she has done) wrong to anyone, but I definitely don't believe the E Hasslebeck story. Do you really believe a busy, manhattan mom of 3 (with multiple jobs) calls an equally busy mom of 5 regularly for chats?
That story came out probably as a result of E's disapproval of Sarah's anti anti obesity comments. Except Sarah has never come out against anti anti obesity. The Palins lead active lifestyles; they are purely outdoor people who have tons of gym equipment. While I don't think she approached the let's move program right, she has a point. We dont have the money to fund such campaigns and people are going to eat what they want no matter who says what.
We as a country need to seriously think about cutting back the damn welfare and unempl programs. There are jobs people. NO ONE IN THIS COUNTRY IS ABOVE WORKING AT MICKEY Ds. If thats the only job that stands between you and govt checks, you take it. Unempl remains high and rising because people find it easier to collect checks than work a blue collar job. its that simple. I live and work in the arts in NYC. I live on 1000/mos at the moment.
Remember that Levi Johnston said that Sarah didn't hunt and didn't know how to use a rifle. He was then set up via Bristol to be the fall guy for her upcoming baby and even apologized, thinking that would get him back in the family fold. Frankly, Levi, you dodged a bullet. However, there is another in the chute with your name on it. Coming soon: Levi knocked me up again and left me! Woe is me! Vote for my mommy so I don't ever have to embarrass myself on some dance show again.
ReplyDeleteYou still believe with a father like Chuck that Sarah has never hunted? There are pictures of her as a kid and teen shooting. There are pics of the whole family processing game. Just because she may not have hunted in a couple years (shes had a busy job, no? doesn't mean squat. and thats the time frame Levi knew her, when she held a busy govt position.
ReplyDeleteI find it interesting that Mr hunter Levi never took the love of his life Bristol hunting or shooting. They were never close. She was a normal teen girl who used and discarded men based on superficiality. I find it odd that for a BRIEF time Sadie thought her and B were friends, than suddenly, byebyebitch
It would be interesting to hear the NRA speak out about Palin's shooting 'inexperience' in that they did present her with a rifle at their conference - May 2009.
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin honored by NRA with special Alaska-themed assault rifle"
http://tinyurl.com/232r2js
How safe will the members feel now around Palin with a gun/rifle having seen her show!!! Can we say some may have to change their underwear!!!!!
Now, now people, let's be civil to the trolls. They haven't had our advantages of an education, knowing people from different cultural backgrounds or an open mind. Think of them as a different species and lower the bar on your expectations for them. Really they are harmless and in the scheme of things, insignificant.
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7:27 a.m. whatssamatta Sarah - is the political steamroller smashing your purty little toes? Sweetie it's just begun. We're getting out the caramel popcorn as a special treat for all REAL truth-seekers.
ReplyDeleteBTW FU Bitch.
Jaye
oops s/b 7:27 - sorry Gryph.
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Some people have looked up the website for Alaska game and fishing licenses, and it seems that Sarah doesn't have a permit for commercial fishing (salmon and halibut) nor does she have a hunting permit. Did Gryphen also mention that summer is not hunting season? Seriously, everyone involved in those staged reality scenes should have had a license because they were involved in taking and killing fish, and they are going to be involved in shooting at animals. The license is not given only if you catch a fish or shoot an animal; it is given for trying. As they say in Arizona, "show me your papers."
ReplyDeleteAnon 7:27 - What are you talking about?
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Palin holding,(is it a wolf pup?)is the most hypocritical pose a camera has ever snapped. It's a wonder it didn't implode. Palin
Does Not Like Animals - when has she or any of her kids ever been snapped
cuddling a puppy, kitten or even mentioned a pet turtle?!
Sharon TN
You also don't hear anything anymore about how much Sister Sarah loves to run. When she did that photo spread for the Runner's World mag, she insisted that she loved to run and did it every day. I haven't spotted any pics/clips of Sarah coming in from her 10-mile morning jog, have any of you?
ReplyDeleteShe such a phony.
" Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI believe this episode is due for next week.
also, did you read about the campaign to begin airing obama truth ads starting in January? Im always happy to see the media playing fair by not cottling specific politicians but I wonder why they decided to start this NOW. More and more people are waking up to the evils of this admin and the shadiness that was the last pres election
4:11 AM"
He is trying to clean up the Bush $hit & he said
before the election it would take a long time.. STFU
if you don't have anything constructive to say. You
are just mad that a black man is president. With Clinton, Repubes were obsessed with his sex life, they are still obsessed with his sex life. Ask one about Clinton & that is all they talk about. With
Obama they are obsessed with his race.
Anon @7:27
ReplyDelete$1,000 a month in NYC? lol. Sure you do.
Anon 7:27 - you are very very wrong. I don't know how old you are, but I have unemployed friends in their 50s in NY and Baltimore and DC areas who have applied for HUNDREDS of jobs INCLUDING low level blue collar jobs and they haven't even gotten responses.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you so judgmental of other people? I find it incredibly arrogant of you to assume people are cheating without really knowing that for a fact.......
Also living in NYC on 1000 a month? Give me a break -- do you live in a basement closet or with 6 roomies?
How old are you ? early 20s? I don't mean to be rude, I think you are just very naive of what it is like to suddenly become unemployed or disabled when you have a mortgage, 4 kids and own a house.
I believe in a society that HELPS others when they are down. Not a society that looks down on people and makes nasty assumptions that may or may not be true.....
@ 7:27am - looks like our resident troll is back....maybe she's been on a book tour and wasn't able to comment. Welcome back Sarah!!
ReplyDelete@Sharon, I've wondered about that myself. She has never mentioned a pet. Don't rill americans have a dog?
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It is interesting that every time a divergent opinion gets posted, others cry "troll!".
ReplyDeleteSometimes people may not agree on all points. Doesn't mean they are to be feared or fought against, necessarily.
To the idiot at 7:27 berating unemployment and welfare, please know this...corporate welfare takes more, a substantial bit more out of the national budget than any welfare or unemployment program in this country. Yeah, that's right. Read sometimes. It is the corporate bigwigs that earn 10 million plus bonuses for letting a company collapse and then bilking the taxpayers out of millions to bail them out.
ReplyDeleteLet me ask you something....did you yell and scream when the President BUSH signed the agreement to bailout all those companies and banks who grossly mishandled their companies? Because that cost TRILLIONS......must more than welfare and unemployment will cost this year......did you yell when BUSH started 2 wars costing TRILLIONS again? Did you yell and complain when millions went mission under Rumsfeld, during the BUSH administration during 9/11?
I'll tell you what, I would rather those national funds be spent helping the AMERICAN citizens who need the help than those tax breaks given to the wealthy who do nothing but point the finger and laugh at how stupid you are to be so brainwashed.
Working is good, but people sometimes need help and not all can get it right now. Good grief, wake up.
There is no hope the Alaska Dept Of Resources is going to investigate MaMa Quitter. Nothing ever happens to her. She gets away with everything. Everybody else has to go by the law, except Quitter Queen, her kids get away with breaking the law, and so does she.
ReplyDeleteSurely the Republicans have all the dirt on her, are they just waiting for her to declare?
ReplyDeleteShe obviously is not an animal lover. She holds to pup like she holds Trig. Way from her. A real animal lover would be kissing all over the pup and letting is kiss her. The palins kill animals, they don't nurture them. Can't trust anyone who only loves an animal for food. Hunting is ok, but conservation has to go along with it. I believe the palins would kill as much as they can without any conservation in mind.
ReplyDeleteJust one of the creepy details about Granny is the lack of any family pets. I know they were given at least one, or two, puppies, and gave them cute names and... just gave them away when they weren't cute anymore??
ReplyDeleteSay what?!!! She make $14 million and she has to go hunting to get some food? Doesn't say much for her understanding of managing money. She can buy the local supermarket, but thinks she has to hunt to get some food. When her car is low on gas, she must go up to the North Slope and drill a new well.
ReplyDeleteHey! Is she "pregnant" again?
ReplyDeleteI mean, I've seen her in that berry colored coat with the zipper pulled all the way up before... when she was supposedly "pregnant."
Looks the same to me...
I agree. I don't think that Sarah Palin has to go out and hunt food for her family - she makes multi millions of dollars a year now. Hopefully she understands that there are many people in her state that are poor and in need of assistance and she will at least donate whatever she shoots for tv to the needy. Perhaps I expect too much. Additionally, I don't get the whole Annie Oakley thing -- people in the lower 48 don't do this shit for the most part and many don't think much of Sarah Palin out there bagging a beast that looks an awful lot like one of Santa's reindeer for dinner. A lot of people will find Sarah's gleeful participation in killing things offensive.
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