Simply put, men want to bang her.
That is why Palin's political shelf life is so temporary. Once she loses her looks, and plastic surgery can no longer cover the damage of aging, she is done.
Some have suggested that Palin would have a better shot if she waited out the 2012 election cycle and threw her hat into the ring after Obama's second term, giving her a chance to build her political credibility and a better shot at the White House. But she can't.
At some level Palin realizes that once men no longer fantasize about getting her into bed, they are going to completely lose interest. And it seems that most of the women already have.
It's all good to Scarah. There's no such thing as negative attention to this whack-nut. Besides, men wanting to bang her is what's gotten her this far. Any sane female would be embarrassed, but then that's not our Twitler, is it?
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine anyone wanting to fuck this corpse, save for her aneuploidic legions of drones.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see a woman in the WH but there is no way I would vote for SP.
ReplyDeleteBwwwaaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhaaahhhaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteThis gives me a happy.
I'm resisting my impulse for well-deserved snark and replacing it with my hope that by next month the primary google interest will be 'Fake Pregnancy'.
ReplyDeletecan you imagine,, you're gettin it on with her on a moose skin rug in front of the fireplace. things are going along at a hot and heavy pace.
ReplyDeletein the heat of the moment you ask her "you like this you tramp?"
and then she opens her yap and in that schrill, shreiky voice says "youbetcha" (wink)
moment gone, erection gone, fire out, moose gets up and runs out!
bill in belize
Old, repressed reactionary white males (Pat Buchanan) who fantasize about the hooker-boot-clad dominatrix harpy wouldn't necessarily want her in the White House- as our President.
ReplyDeleteSoft and limp Neo-cons like Kristol and Lieberman fantasize instead of more wars in the Middle East.
I wonder if we'll ever stop making Sarah Palin relevant. Gryphen, there is so much more going on in the big world.
ReplyDeleteBIG news: President Obama has endorsed the Unity Nations Indigenous Rights Declaration.
The United States is just one of four countries who refused historically. For 20 years, including Bush and Clinton administrations.
Well done, President Obama.
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=37102&Cr=indigenous&Cr1=
"17 December 2010 – The announcement by President Barack Obama that the United States supports the landmark United Nations treaty outlining the rights of the world’s estimated 370 million indigenous peoples was hailed today at the world body."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vefm5k-x5jc
Gryphen,
ReplyDeleteJust crossed my mind
What happened to Sadie And Levi. They are quiet... Are they ok?
I said it before and I'll say it again, scarah doesn't really want to run for president. She wants to beat Obama. Once the 2012 election is over, she'll keep hinting at a presidential run in future years so that she can fleece her minions.
ReplyDeleteYou want to suck her toes before you bang her.
ReplyDeleteYou know you do.
See, when I throw "Sarah Palin" into google, it comes up with:
ReplyDeletesarah palin alaska
sarah palin twitter
sarah palin quotes
sarah palin breast implants
When I throw "Sarah Palin is", it comes up with
sarah palin is an idiot
sarah palin is a joke
sarah palin is a moron
sarah palin is retarded
sarah has always known that sex sells. my dad works with a conservative who can't stop talking about her breasts. he must be imagining them because i don't recall they are that impressive. but she is good at the smoke and mirrors stuff. without all the evil and idiocy and bullying, etc. she would be an attractive woman. but her personality throws a wet mop on any physical beauty she was blessed with. shame.
ReplyDeletei'll bet this gogle research report won't bother her one bit.
THAT google pic is perfect. Someone told me just the other day how the rotation of google's top stories happens...kind of complicated, but it's important to understand exactly what you're trying to say, Gryphen. People interested in Sarah Palin are NOT looking at her cerebrum, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteThank you for bringing this up. For the past two years, I have been telling my friends that there's a huge lust factor operating here, and I always mention that famous rear-view photo of her onstage at the GOP convention in 2008, with the red pumps and the guys in the front row with their tongues hanging out, hoping for a glimpse up her skirt. EVERYone I've talked to, love or hate her, recalls that photo instantly.
ReplyDeleteI am not surprised, but BLECCH!
ReplyDeleteThank you for bringing this up. For the past two years, I have been telling my friends that there's a huge lust factor operating here, and I always mention that famous rear-view photo of her onstage at the GOP convention in 2008, with the red pumps and the guys in the front row with their tongues hanging out, hoping for a glimpse up her skirt. EVERYone I've talked to, love or hate her, recalls that photo instantly.
ReplyDeleteYou can't mean that "brainac is not head of the list.
ReplyDeleteThose librul haters fixed the voting.
she knows this about herself and capitalizes on it.
ReplyDeleteNotice how she always holds her hands in a heart-shaped frame in front of her lady parts to draw attention to that area of her body.
Maybe it's not on a conscious level, but deep inside she knows that there is no depth or substance and she must rely on her looks for attention.
- kellygrrrl
Who can forget this from the infamous Vanity Fair article, "Sarah Palin: The Sound and the Fury":
ReplyDelete“As soon as she enters her property and the door closes, even the insects in that house cringe. She has a horrible temper, but she has gotten away with it because she is a pretty woman.” (The friend elaborated on this last point: “Once, while Sarah was preparing for a city-council meeting, she said, ‘I’m gonna put on one of my push-up bras so I can get what I want tonight.’ That’s how she rolls.”)
Earth to Sarah: menopause happens to all of us. Be prepared for the anonymity of no longer being an attractant to old horny white guys.
She's a bright and shiny penny getting duller by the minute.
Hey, Gryphen, I'm assuming you've seen the newest post on AlaskaWTF.
ReplyDeletePerhaps that's what you were digging up in Wasilla.
¨...once men no longer fantasize about getting her into bed...¨
ReplyDeleteGet your facts in order! There is no fantasizing about it. Men all around the country are getting her into bed.
Right on point, Gryphen.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, Sarah doesn't have to wait until her looks fail. They are already being affected by not only her age but her attitudes. The bitterness, anger and spite she contains is leaking out - her lips may smile but there is little joy in her eyes. Her neck has already begun its journey into senior citizen territory. Her expressions and the way she holds her body are rigid and tight.
Get her into bed and you might as well be with a manikin or a block of ice. The only way she would even try to pleasure a man would be to get him to do as she pleased out of bed, and, honestly I think her self-absorption would block her being able to do even that. She probably be more concerned about mussing her do or breaking a nail or working up a sweat.
If Goggle searches indicate that people are attracted to her because of superficial reasons, that's because she is truly superficial all the way down to the bone. I will be the first to apologize to her if I ever see her speak about or act out of a genuinely humane impulse but I think she is too calculating a person to do that.
I think most men would be greatly disappointed...
ReplyDeleteGryphen, were you out in Wasilla checking out the "Willow is PG" rumour?
ReplyDeleteMan, if there's truth to that all we'd need is Mrs. Todd Palin to pull up with a baby bump and we'd hit the Palin Trifecta!
Well, most men I know do NOT think she's attractive. Seriously. She's short and old, and has weird blobs which migrate up and down the sides of her face. She has aged 10 years in two.
ReplyDeleteMedia Insider here ---
ReplyDeleteSo Gryphen, is Willow preggers or not? That's the latest rumor, I guess. I don't have sources that can confirm or deny. Just one anonymous commenter who claims knowledge that Willow hasn't been particularly fond of condom use (or perhaps knowledgeable about how to use them correctly?) And AlaskaWTF reporting a Willow pregnancy as breaking news.
If you ever want to make a guest post at my place, anonymously or as "you," it would be a privilege and an honor to host your wonderful words!
Hey Gryphen, Alaska WTF just announced that Willow Palin is pregnant. Do you know anything about that?
ReplyDeleteSomeone is way ahead of you on this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zazzle.com/pullin%27+for+palin+gifts
AlaskaWTF is reporting that Willow is pregnant. We never did resolve whether or not Bristol is currently pregnant (the only dancer to gain weight while dancing with the stars). What's the latest?
ReplyDeleteI think most men would be greatly disappointed...
ReplyDeleteAlaska WTF reporting Willow preggers?
ReplyDeleteHaving 2 daughters with babies is going to accelerate that aging even more. (See Alaska WTF).
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with you men?? At least couldn't you want to bang someone who has a brain??
ReplyDeleteThis does not surprise me at all.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, she continues to be a "hot commodity" - but her time & looks are fading fast.
haha - I got:
ReplyDeletesarah palin twitter
alaska
breast implants
quotes
reality show
booed
Vanity Fair
facebook
wiki
If I were Sarah and these were the main things reflected on Google, I'd be embarrassed! But, knowing her, she probably isn't. Not good for thinking she is qualified and capable as to running for President of the U.S.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Sarah Palin's daughters, Gryphen, can you comment on Alaska WTF's Willow pregnancy story? (I know the National Enquirer ran the same rumor a month or so ago.)
ReplyDeleteIf it's true, well, bless her heart. With the example of her big sister, I've been wonderin' what's takin' Willow so long to get knocked up herself. Doesn't seem like she has any more common sense, moral values, or hard work ethic than anyone else in that family, after all.
A blog you link to--AlaskaWTF--seems to be down. Maybe somebody doesn't like the latest post? What do you hear about this, Gryphen?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately she can probably look pretty much like she does now for another 10+ years,with nips and tucks and etc.
ReplyDeletealso: ewww. Google overshares sometimes.
That is pretty funny actually. You should do the same search for some other women like Hillary Clinton. Heck, probably even a Hollywood starlet would get more intellectually stimulating hits lol!!
ReplyDeleteMen are banging her.
ReplyDeleteThere is no fantisizing about it.
Private ¨meetings¨ with sarah on her speaking tour have gone from $10,000.00 to $500.00 to $50.00.
Word is out.
Cellulite city!
And, damn, Palinman is getting paid for doing it to her! WTF?
No, thank you!
I don't get it...I am not a guy, but I can definitely appreciate the beauty of another woman....and I sure don't see it there!
ReplyDeleteLord, Almighty, this blog provides entertainment that money just can´t buy.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
Did someone send you that "screen shot" on the pretense it was real? I entered the same search and got nothing like it, nothing sexual at all. If it's a gag, say so, but don't present it as real.
ReplyDeletePS I am a man and do NOT want to have sex with her. Ick!!
The sad story is that Sarah has been using her looks and her feminine 'wiles' ever since she found out they work...on men.
ReplyDeleteSadder still is that most likely this comes from an early childhood sexual experience where a little girl quickly learns her power of seduction to compensate for the annihilation of her childhood self worth.
This quickly translates into manipulation, seductive behavior and a deep rage that is translated into hatred of men and how 'weak' they are, when subjected to her 'wiles'.
Sarah has splintered into whatever she is today, in an effort to survive that way-to-early-to-be-sexually-approached experience.
Saddest of all is that if the experience was an incestuous one. She exhibits all the behaviors that point to that, yet I still shudder to imagine the sickness that her father/uncle/friend may have perpetrated.
It may have warped her into being the person she is today, but that still doesn't give her the right to destroy everything and everyone in her path.
She desperately needs help, but she still must be held to her choices and behavior since she is no longer that little girl. She's a monster who has become an expression of the rage that she once had and didn't know how to channel then.
Ewwww!!
ReplyDeleteFact is, Sarah has performed live sex acts on her speaking tour.
ReplyDeleteFact is, men have walked out on her live sex acts.
Fact is, Sarah is ugly naked.
And yes, Sarah, the photos are making the rounds.
Gryphen is the typical liberal - too civilized to post your nude photos.
You are hideous naked, Sarah, hideous. Never take your T-shirt off on the beach.
You and Todd best find a safe hiding place from the bots.
Interesting essay by way of Andrew Sullivan's blog:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/tobin/384493
2:20 PM:
ReplyDeleteExcellent comment!
http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/comp
ReplyDeleteletely-predictable-sarah-palin
Robin Roberts asks Palin about the controversy surrounding her hunting on her reality show, the criticism from Aaron Sorkin, PETA and others. Sarah responded as expected.
Palin on GMA, "[I] would never shoot an animal for its fur or for fashion". In the background, a bearskin rug complete with head.
You want to suck her toes before you bang her.
ReplyDeleteYou know you do.
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Ewww.
Okay, to all you *normal* straight guys out there. I am a straight woman, but can appreciate that a particular woman would be considered very sexually attractive to guys. I might even envy her.
But really, Sarah? I just don't see it. Even looking back at her at her best (during the 08 campaign), yes, she looked attractive on the surface, but nothing else added up. There were no close scenes such as we see between the President and his family. No scenes of relaxed affection with friends. Always on edge. Always with a chip on her shoulder. Okay, she was the VP candidate, they're supposed to be kinda the attack dog, take the heat off the prez candidate so he/she can remain dignified and above whatever particular fray is in play at the time, but still. She took such glee in it!
She always, even then, seemed cold and frigid. She would put it out there with a wink and a smile, but I always got the sense that she Just. Didn't. Like. You know. That stuff, you know, Nasty stuff. But she also seems to take pleasure in getting men all worked up, knowing that they will be denied.
And remember when then Sen. Biden mentioned his late family during the debate? She just stood there like a stone. That scenario wasn't in the practice run throughs and she had No. Idea. How. To react. Surely any person with a heart would have reacted, reached out, said a kind word, and gotten back to business. Seriously, do normal guys think she's sexy? Or even attractive?
I've had the opinion for a long time that Ms. Palin's main problem about Pres. Obama is that he' not attracted to her. She thinks she's attractive to all men and when they don't show they want her, then it makes her mad. I think that's why she's so jealous of Michelle Obama too.
ReplyDeleteShe's challenged POTUS to a basketball game. Said that she thought she could out run or out jog him. He plays golf, now she says she does too but "doesn't have time". It's a personal thing with her - he's rejected her.
Hell knoweth no wrath like a woman scorned. Eat your heart out, Sarah.
Empty Vessel
ReplyDeletehttp://farm6.static.flickr.com/5210/5264346953_9c1257986e_o.jpg
Makes no difference to her how she's adored, so long as she is. Politics is only a front for her to be famous anyway. As she has demonstrated even on explicit terms, she doesn't even care about governing. Sarah cares only about getting the adoration of others in order to fill her self-esteem deficit. Period.
ReplyDeletePalin on GMA, "[I] would never shoot an animal for its fur or for fashion". In the background, a bearskin rug complete with head."
ReplyDeletehttp://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/scarce/completely-predictable-sarah-palin
Kimosabe 2:09
ReplyDeleteGo to Google Images. It is real. Not a surprise, but yuck!
I agree with the palinbots pretending to support sarah.
ReplyDeleteThis so called Google search is fiction.
My Google search for Sarah Palin revealed dumb ass, dumb ass, and dumb ass.
I'm sorry I disagree that Sarah is an attractive woman. Just look at her Hawaii vacation pictures when she had to leave because of Willow's breaking and entering. Sarah's legs, face and skin were pastey, old and blottted. Without make up she is extemely ugly. I'm serious, you would not look at her twice. If you did, you would turn into stone.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of those women who at first look attractive but the more they open their mouth, the uglier they get.
ReplyDeleteI can't even see pretty anymore. All I see is hate and envy and it's not pretty. The ugly seeps through the skin. Yuck!!
Beauty fades, stupid is forever.
"The Comeback Kid"
ReplyDeleteBy Charles Krauthammer
"If Barack Obama wins reelection in 2012, as is now more likely than not, historians will mark his comeback as beginning on Dec. 6, the day of the Great Tax Cut Deal of 2010."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/16/AR2010121604846.html
I think you're missing the point here. I'm a woman, and believe me women can be just as interested in these superficial things. It has nothing to do with sex.
ReplyDeleteLet's just say the Google list shows that the primary interest in her is shallow and superficial, just like her, and leave it at that.
Otherwise, we feed the pity party for poorsarahvictimofsexism
To: Kimosabe
ReplyDeleteRe: Google searches
If you go to settings in Google, scroll down to SafeSearch Filtering and check the box to have the search engine "intuit" what you're looking for you will get the results Gryphen and others have.
For example: Type Sarah Palin de
and Google comes up with
death panels
desecrates the flag
degree
etc.
Gryphen, did you just figure this out? She has that slutty airline attendant look.
ReplyDeleteOnly horny idiots would vote for her.
http://www.nemrits.com/gallery/pic/20100326161735
When I put in "Sarah Palin has", it comes up with...
ReplyDeletesarah palin has a reality show
sarah palin has no chance
sarah palin has how many kids
sarah palin has a tv show
When I put in "Sarah Palin doesn't", it comes up with...
sarah palin doesn’t speak for me
sarah palin doesn’t know
sarah palin hunt
sarah palin believe in dinosaurs
This is fun :)
Kimosabe: You have to go to 'google images' - not just 'google'! I just did, and it is indeed so! :D
ReplyDeleteYou know what?
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah hadn't taken herself so seriously after the McCain/Palin defeat a couple years ago...
And if she had just gone on talk shows and maybe just been a REAL hockey mom instead of the insane harpy bitch she is..
If she just had a bit of humility...
maybe - just maybe - people would like her now.
She would still be making millions - and people would actually like her.
Oh, I don't mean the whack-jobs like "PalinMan" or Rebecca Mansour- I mean real, honest-to-goodness people.
It's too bad. For her. I mean, I'm serious. It IS too bad that she doesn't have a real personality and it kind of makes me feel sorry for her.
Until she opens her mouth and all the snotty, bitchy, right-wing nonsense comes tumbling out, of course.
I agree with Anon2:58pm that one of the reasons Mrs. Todd Palin is furious with Obama is that he is impervious to her "charms".
ReplyDeleteShe has probably spent her life sliding by on her flirting and bullshitting ability.
At the Alfalfa Dinner in 2009 she was projecting as much "I'm so pretty, I'm so nice" vibe as she possibly could, and I doubt if Obama did more than glance at her once or twice. I bet she was utterly baffled and furious.
Sadly, I agree with Anon 2:20pm. This super-manipulative behavior and reliance on sexuality is often a result of early abuse.
I would almost feel sorry for her, but she is just so damn mean to everyone who does not grovel before her.
I stand corrected, and with apologies to Gryphen. Yes that's the list that comes on google images. I don't know whether to laugh or puke. Tip of the hat to those above who set me straight. After all, Sarah sure don't get me straight!
ReplyDeleteJMO but I think that Sarah only uses sex with a man to get what she wants. She derives no pleasure at all from sex other than what its rewards for her will be. Just look at Toad, her husband, he looks like he hasn't had any from her in years. He looks so pu$$y whipped that he is a sad sight to behold. But I guess that is what happens when you are bought and paid for.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 2:20, I don't think that sexual abuse has anything to do with this situation necessarily, and I'll tell you why: I had an old BF who married someone else. This someone else was a real climber, had to live in a certain upscale neighborhood, etc. She wasn't as weird as Sarah, but was not entirely stable. I heard stories of odd sexually-charged behaviors of hers, and of mental issues.
ReplyDeleteNow fast-forward a couple years and she and exBF have a normal boy child, and then later on a girl child who is NOT NORMAL. They cannot figure out what is wrong, but she ends up being put on lithium at the age of 4. She does all kinds of border-line-y things, like pulling her pants down to pee in public, or wearing inappropriate attire, or coming on to adults at a party as a young teen. This young girl (a woman now) was in and out of residential facilities her whole life (mostly in) because of behavioral issues. I don't know where she is now. The whole family was in therapy. The mother had also been hospitalized once or twice along the way.
There is no way on God's green earth that ex-BF touched that kid. Instead, I am convinced this is just an organic brain thing. Like that family with the lobster-claw defect, some people are just born with defective brains, I believe.
I have a family member by marriage with a similar family history: crazy granddad, crazy dad, and now crazy son. There are some offspring and siblings who manage not to catch the crazy, but the genetic pattern remains.
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I was sitting on the couch, and without thinking about it, I was rubbing my feet together in a certain way. When I noticed it, it creeped me out!! Because my father rubbed his feet together in that exact same way! We are definitely not born a blank slate, is what I am trying to say.
Also, anon @6:20, about Sarah not enjoying sex. I bet you are right. I think with the floozies who enjoy sex, you can see it in the way that they gravitate toward people with warmth. They'd put out for the fun of it, while Sarah is just a c***tease.
ReplyDeleteI think Sarah attracts men (and women, like Tammy Bruce and RAM) who are as dead inside as she is, people who can't read other people, people who have no empathy. Sociopaths, like herself.
There is also probably a baseline unconscious attraction on the part of hetero men to Any Slut Who Seems Willing to Put Out, No Matter How Crazy They Are. I'm not saying this to be offensive, I just think biology is at work. Sarah's tongue-diddling, short skirts with no hose, and CFM red shoes send the message that she is Hot to Trot, which is a hard message to ignore. She's the chick that a lot of immature guys would ball at a party and then hope to hell that she never found out their number, I figure.