Monday, December 06, 2010

Margaret Cho responds to Bristol Palin's ghostwritten smackdown.


Margaret simply could not let this one go.  So of course she responded on, what else, Twitter:

Must write song "embrace me" with kd lang and indigo girls. Must!!!!!!!
20 hours ago via txt

The only reason bristol is so freaked out and everyone is asking me to retract what I said is because they know its true
16 hours ago via txt

You know if the Palins really believe they can send out a simple ghostwritten Facebook response and shut somebody like Margaret Cho up, they are in for a HUGE surprise.  This woman puts down hecklers for a living!

Here is just a taste of what kind of brilliance Sarah/Bristol/RAM is fucking with.

47 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:01 PM

    OMG, Palinbots, PLEASE, PLEASE respond to Cho. She loves posting hate mail and addresses. Have you met her fans? They will write back to those bots and they will not know what hit them.

    Gryphen, please publish these responses. PLEASE. We deserve to enjoy them too, don't you think?

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  2. Anonymous1:04 PM

    I think Cho was being nice to Bristol in her original post. She defended her and slammed her mom. But, Palin refuses to let her daughter have a life - no boyfriend who seemed to love her at one point (Levi), no baby (Trig???), and now no friends.

    "Too bad, so sad. Me. Me. Me." - Sarah

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  3. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Team Margaret...yahoo...you go, girl... We got your back!

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  4. Anonymous1:08 PM

    You know Margaret can take them with one hand behind her back. She's so sharp.
    M from MD

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  5. Anonymous1:09 PM

    It's ON now! My money's on Margaret Cho - she's pro level, Palins are rank amateurs. Cho's got the bigger stage as an entertainer, and a bigger club with wicked funny comedy!

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  6. Anonymous1:13 PM

    Margaret Cho I looooooove you!!!!

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  7. Anonymous1:24 PM

    Another example of how the Palin's and their paid wordsmith's are their own worst enemies. The original post probably wouldn't have gotten that much attention if pseudoBristol would have just let it go. They are so thin-skinned they prolong their own agony.

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  8. Anonymous1:36 PM

    What's Margaret's twitter name?? I love her!!

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  9. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Check out Tina Dupuy's video about Palin's enemies list...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uyPnjra_UE&feature=player_embedded

    Gryphen you're going to like Tina even more!!

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  10. Lisabeth601:39 PM

    Yeah Margaret!!!!! You are amazing! Tell the truth!!!!!

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  11. Anonymous1:44 PM

    Though I find Margaret refreshing and funny, she was out of line. Bristol would not have gone on national tv because of ploy of her mother. Especially when she was in LA for work in June this summer. Thats about the time frame for fall tv show recruitment. I wholeheartedly believe Todd Palin was approached prior to Bristol. Im not shocked in the least Bristol went on and enjoyed herself. Her and Mark are good friends and she is attended one of his performances. Bristol also wouldnt have asked Sarah if she thought she was going to make a fool of herself on tv IF this was allSarah's idea.

    Because Margaret is adamantly anti Sarah Palin, I find her blog post expected. Comedians are known for classiness and Margaret feeds off that, as KAthy Griffin does as well.

    Margaret, just go back to your crude humor. Thats your forte and you kick ass girl! Always a fan

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  12. Anonymous1:48 PM

    Cho will take these amateurs apart like a batch of rotting, over-done bacon... Just little pieces lying around when you're done...

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  13. Anonymous1:48 PM

    To 1:04, where did you get "refuses to let Bristol have a life"

    Sarah was not the reason for L and Bs breakup. Ben B said himself BRistol hated Levi as of about April of this year and she was pretty vocal about her disgust for him and his family even back in early 09. And Bristol has friends. She always had visitors during dwts. Her family hasnt objected to the guys shes dated since nor do they fail to invite her to events and outings, including with friends. .

    Ive always wondered just how ludicrous assumptions are made when the opposite is easily proven

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  14. honestyinGov1:52 PM

    Gryphen,
    I Tweeted you a link to Tina Dupuy's You Tube clips she posted today.About her Enenies list from last week. Yeah... I sent it to most of the Comedians on my Tweet list as well.. Like Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin... also too. Kimmel, Ferguson, Stern, Dennis Leary etc.
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    HnstyNgov
    @Gryphen2009, UPDATE: RT @tinadupuy, My new video abt what happened after I compiled Sarah Palin's enemy list: http://tinyurl.com/325dwf5

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  15. Margaret Cho - outrageous, hilarious, pure class! Two itty bitty tweets completely take down the Palins' laborious, contrived, hateful fb note.

    There WILL be a song 'Embrace Me'. Can't wait.

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  16. Anonymous1:56 PM

    So funny!

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  17. dancingthroughlife2:06 PM

    Gryphen, did you see the tweet a couple before those you posted?

    From jim short: These famewhoring Palins need to be renamed The Alaskardashians
    about 19 hours ago via txt


    I will be interested to see how this progresses. I think Bristol and Sarah are messing with the wrong people lately, people who won't just let things slide, and will also fight back against the screechers and their rabid followers. Should be interesting- maybe a spiked hot chocolate and some popcorn are in order?

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  18. Anonymous2:22 PM

    Sarah picks fights which will net the most publicity. She kept her grudges going with David Letterman and Joe McGinniss for a week each. The problem is that it isn't smart to make enemies with the guy who is going to be writing a book about Palin; he will get the last word. Letterman still makes jokes about Palin. He can make those jokes because she HAS become a joke. To pick a fight with Margaret it to be comedy fodder every time Cho does a comedy show or appears on a late night program.

    If any of the remarks warranted a response, that would be fine. Instead, the rude response, obviously ghost written for Bristol, invoked another homophobic image, k.d.lang, please! Bristol and Rebecca, please, it is time to grow up!

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  19. Anonymous2:30 PM

    The Palins have no idea what sharks lurk in Hollywood waters!!

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  20. Anonymous2:34 PM

    Troll @ 1:44 - Up is down, down is up, in the topsy-turvy fantasy world of a palin-bot who watches "Sarah in Blunderland."

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  21. So she was asked to "retract," huh? Just like Levi was. Interesting.

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  22. Irishgirl2:55 PM

    I soooo enjoyed that clip. Go Margaret!

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  23. Anon 1:48 - You're fooling only yourself.

    As to what Ben said about Bristol hating Levi....Do you really think a girl is going to tell the guy she's living with that she still loves her 'ex'?

    The rest of what you wrote suffers from the same faulty logic.

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  24. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Someone should start a campaign to have the Candees Foundation drop spokesmodel Bristol after her homophobic jibe at Margaret Cho.

    What she wrote (ghost-wrote) is on a level with remarks that took Don Imus and Dr. Laura off the air.

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  25. why do the palin's pick fights with comedians? how stupid do you have to be to pick a fight with someone who's job is to be funny, sometimes at the expense of others? apparently the palin's are at least stupid enough. you would think they would have learned from tina fey... then it was letterman, family guy, etc. this has resulted in some comedic gold, but has made the palin's even more of a laughingstock than they already were. i say keep it up ladies! and keep it going margaret - tina fey got a boost from them, why shouldn't you? it's cathartic for 75% of the country, too.

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  26. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Glad you chose this clip. B. Palin needs to see how free people talk honestly about their thoughts and experiences without glancing over their shoulder to make sure it is okay with Mommy Dearest.

    Will M. Cho retract? I bet not!

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  27. Cat Fight!

    And I'm totally taking on the Alaskardashians!! Too Much!!
    Excellent -

    And that picture of Cho!! So beautiful - thank you.

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  28. Margaret is getting great material for future shows. Anon 1:44...you write like a Palin so let me tell you in language you understand: your grammar sux; you obviously have very little education.

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  29. Anonymous4:08 PM

    Bwah! I love Margaret Cho! She is brilliant. FU PalinScum!

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  30. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Anon 1:44 Good try!!! Terrible grammar: "her and Mark are good friends).

    Is that you Willow?? Your post is BS!!
    Margaret wouldn't just make that up out of the blue! LOL

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  31. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Anon @ 1:48 P.M. Do you really believe Bristol hated Levi? Well, she sure loved him enough to take him back and turn against her family when he hinted at wanting to get back with her. It is pretty obvious that he originally dumped her. That's where all the venom really comes from. There's a very thin line between love and hate.

    That being said, Levi does seem like a shithead. He doesn't really seem to care that much about seeing Tripp or about his Baby's Momma. Now of all things, that must be what is pissing (hurting) Bristol most of all.

    The sad part is the more angry she gets, the more pathetic she looks.

    Look girlfriend (like you said to Cho) lets talk... the best revenge is living a happy life. It takes one minute looking at you to know that you are anything but happy. And the more you bitch, the more pathetic you look. Truth be told, your mom's pretty. You are not. The public forgives beauty. You, not too much. Public opinion will not be kind to you. Sad but true.

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  32. Anonymoose5:56 PM

    Yes, Bristol, who?
    http://blogs.reuters.com/fanfare/2010/12/07/bristol-palin-hits-back-at-critics-but-who-is-doing-the-talking/

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  33. Anonymous5:59 PM

    "The Superficial" weighs in on the B. Palin - M. Cho issue and calls out B. Palin's facebook ghostwriter:

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/bristol-palin-to-margaret-cho-have-you-met-my-ghostwriter-12-2010#more-563391

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  34. Anonymoose6:06 PM

    You forgot this tweet!

    margaretcho Margaret Cho
    From jim short: These famewhoring Palins need to be renamed The Alaskardashians

    Come on Margaret, spill the rest of the dirt!!

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  35. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Oh, the Palins are not used to this! They are used to their foes clamping up and going back to their place. Sorry, Sarah! Margaret Cho doesn't have any elections to win or a base of stupids to coax.

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  36. MARGARET ROCKS!7:13 PM

    1:48 PM____ Bristol has hangers on since they promote her as a celebrity. She buys and bargains for friends. I suppose you think there are no favors in regard to bff April Morlock? Many of the hanger ons are relatives that take a trip or sweet deal before the good life in Hollywood ends. Yes, Bristol has always had friends that the Palins like. It will be fun to do a spread sheet with all her lovers and possible baby daddies. This dude from the beautiful prom date makes amazing claims. Is she always attracted to the same type? Levi is the cream of the crop and she just got mad when Sarah lost control of him and took it out on Bristol. The Johnston's are easy scapegoats.

    You said "Ben B said himself BRistol hated Levi as of about April of this year." Ben B also asked her if she was pregnant, he wanted to find out if he was going to be a father. You do know about the birds and the bees and how that works? So she was in the hate mode with her love/hate affair with Levi in April, by July she was going to wear Carolina Herrera for her wedding. 1:48 PM you are really out of it when it comes to anything Bristol.

    When is anyone going to come out with the real story about how Nesia Garcia got dragged back into the second Bristol engagement to her beloved Levi? How did the media get a story about Nesia doing all those guys and why hasn't her good name been cleared? Bristol is loose and just down right evil when it comes to the people she deceives. I wouldn't be surprised if she also did the Alaska Military Youth Academy back in the day. Bristol claims to be a hockey mom, wonder why.

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  37. Ultimate Put Down:

    "You write like a Palin."

    "You talk like a Palin."

    BrillianT!

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  38. MCho didn't retract for her parents 35 years ago - she's not gonna start now! Plus, her Mama & Daddy love her, no matter what.

    Besides, Margaret's not gay, doncha know, she's married. Unless it could be the same as your mama havin' your baby at 44. Oh you not having a pregger right now.

    Oh.

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  39. Anonymous8:44 PM

    5:59, interesting post from the superficial. Best comment:

    It is, however, official. This kid is open season. She's old enough to know if she insists on putting her big old moon pie face in the media all the time, there is going to be a backlash
    By: S'up Bitches

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  40. Well, Cho asks, where's her Pride parade for sluts? ...seems like Bristol might want to help her organize that.

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  41. Anonymoose9:59 PM

    So she says she gained 15 pounds... how many cheesecakes would you have to eat while dancing that much? How many weeks was the show, and how many pounds would you gain over that time while pregnant?

    http://www.showbizspy.com/article/219358/bristol-palin-admits-her-weight-gain-is-becoming-an-issue.html

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  42. Anonymoose10:02 PM

    Hmm who is this guy?? A random or are they giving us clues? She sure looks happy with him!

    http://www.showbizspy.com/article/219358/bristol-palin-admits-her-weight-gain-is-becoming-an-issue.html?pid=3761

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  43. Anonymous5:03 AM

    Here is an interesting comment from Cho's blog page;

    Beachwriter says:
    12/3/2010 at 12:32 am
    Margaret is not making this up, it is common knowledge in Alaska. Easily proven with by the voting frenzy launched by Palin fanatics, the refusal to allow MTV “Teen Mom’s” in the audience and the obvious suffering Bristol was enduring. It’s scary to think a worldwide audience failed to recognize her weekly weight gain, a total of 26 pounds in less than three months. Tripp won’t be an only child, and there is so much more to the story.

    http://www.margaretcho.com/content/2010/11/29/pistol_whipped/#comments

    All the flying monkeys are there as well.

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  44. Anonymous8:02 AM

    1:44

    "Her and Mark are good friends..."

    It is "SHE and Mark..."

    "...she is attended one of his performances..."

    Is is "she HAS attended..."

    "Margaret feeds off that, as KAthy Griffin does as well...."

    Is is "Margaret feeds off that, as does Kathey Griffin."


    Ok, which Palin are you, hmmmm???

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  45. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Bristol hates Levi. Except when she is paid $100,000 to love him. That makes her what? Oh yeah, they have a word for women like that.

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  46. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Where IS Bristol? If she doesn't show up soon, it will prove the rumors.

    And it better be a live picture, old photos being released as current won't cut it anymore.

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  47. "You give me cheesecake, I love you long time."
    I would love to see a Slut Pride Parade. Bristol could be atop the float - or be the float. She certainly qualifies.

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