In the first part she talks about DWTS, Bristol Palin, and the Teabaggers but watch the whole thing as it is VERY funny throughout.
From the Clicker:
“You know, I felt bad for her, because she’s not a good dancer,” Cho said of Palin. “When she danced she had this face on her, kind of like a girl when you’re having sex with her and she’s not into it.”
Despite Palin’s “lack of interest” look, she made it all the way to the finals in the ballroom bash. Cho, on the other hand, left in week-three. According to the comedian, the difference between Palin’s extended stay and her own early exit wasn’t based solely on talent.
“She had that Tea Party backing her up, so it was unfair,” Cho explained.
In addition to the “unfair” complaint, Cho also renewed a rumor she shared about her fellow competitor on her blog last year.
“I was gossiping with other people and supposedly Sarah Palin blames Bristol for losing the 2008 election, for getting pregnant,” Cho told host George Lopez. “So she forced Bristol to do ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ saying, ‘You have to re-introduce me to the American public so I can run for president as this beloved mother of this fantastic celebrity.’”
“So she forced Bristol to do ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ saying, ‘You have to re-introduce me to the American public so I can run for president as this beloved mother of this fantastic celebrity.’”
ReplyDeleteI am SURE that is absolutely TRUE.
Boy oh boy, between Kathy Griffin and Margaret Cho Bristle the Pistol has no chance. They will eat her alive...no pun intended.
ReplyDeleteMoney, money, money...
ReplyDeletePalin Pitch: Help Her Feel Better on Her Birthday...With Money
http://www.760wjr.com/rssItem.asp?feedid=112&itemid=29631438
Don’t tell Sarah Palin, but her PAC is trying to cook-up a cash surprise. In a letter to donors, SarahPac treasurer Tim Crawford writes, “Help me plan a special surprise for Governor Sarah Palin in honor of her birthday on Friday by giving a gift to SarahPAC today.”
The money, Crawford explains, would be a “welcome surprise,” given what he calls the “increasingly vicious attacks from her enemies on the left,” pointing out one quote from Oprah Winfrey who said “the intelligence of the American public,” would keep Palin from being elected president. Crawford says, “Let her know that you are still standing by her side in the face of these relentless attacks."
Still believe Bristol was pregnant while on dwts and that some funny monkey business is still going on about her.
ReplyDeleteAll these photos put out of Bristol but most of them were old photos, but were put out to try to hide the fact about another baby.
Lots of talk about her moving to Arizona with old photos again put out.
The strange photos from the Texas event.
The E video showing different hair and body size of a woman. The hair looked like a wig and the female was skinny but the other photos showed a very pregnant Bristol and her normal hair-do.
Someone is trying to pretend that Bristol is out and about giving speeches, moving into her home and giving interviews and having facial surgery. Someone is very interested in showing that Bristol was never pregnant on dwts.
Is that someone RAM and Sarah or is others helping to cover up this pregnancy? Pretending that she will run for office, pretending college, radio gigs, writing books and someone is really doing a snow job for Bristol.
Something is afoot, where is that iceberg?
WTF Alaska, WTF?
After a somewhat stressfull day this has provided me some comic relief. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteGee, this little one could tell Sarah what's up in Egypt.
ReplyDelete"If you're still finding yourself confused about the situation in Egypt, don't fret. Nina, the adorable little girl in the video below, has all the facts for you and presents them in an extremely easy-to-understand format. Her roundup of the civil unrest between President Mubarak and his people is not only astute for a child, but full of adorable phrases that almost make you forget how terrible the situation is over there."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/08/nina-explains-egypt_n_820371.html
And Palin says it's inappropriate for people to comment on her children yet she purposefully set this plan in motion for her self-serving benefit. What a sick, twisted woman!
ReplyDeleteWhat else has she done, besides possibly tweeting the stalker first and having RAM make up threats against her, to create and manipulate situations to enhance her fan base
China, put us out of our misery and just take us over.
ReplyDeleteWow are comediennes so immature and insecure? I know humor is derived from insecurity but its getting ridic. At first margaret said she loved bristol. Now she's playing her comedy up to gain fans.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not sure she's the one who should be criticizing dancing skill as she was also horrible
Always remember how sensitive artists are and how jealous they can be
Seems like whenever you pad the blog with news not $arah.........
ReplyDeletesomething's afoot. (Thanks, Anonymous @ 2:49 pm!) (Damn, I've always wanted to be able to use the phrase, something's afoot, and you beat me to it.)
Palin will be on Hannity tonight - can you hardly wait for their lovefest?
ReplyDeleteShow description: Are rumors of Sarah Palin’s staff scouting out Iowa true? The former Alaska governor is here to tell us
Its a comediennes job to stir things up. We take pleasure in attaining strong reactions. It is not a comediennes job to report facts. The palins public lives and peoples perceptions are based solely in rumor and maliciousness. Welcome to politics. Why do you think every politic biography is based on anon reporting? Politics is about saving ones ass and career. Petty rumors are not to be trusted by any means. That's just common sense.
ReplyDeleteMore awesomeness by Michelle Obama
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Oooh, 2:34, do they pay you extra if you get the first comment? Maybe an extra cup of rice?
ReplyDeleteBackstage supposed gossip by someone who refers to Palin as a bitch. That's hardly a solid source. Who told her? Bristol? If so then i might believe it. So much of the best stuff about the Palins is "supposed" or "i heard" or otherwise anonymously sourced. Makes you wonder if it really happened or if it just sounded so damn good.
ReplyDeleteI thought the story was they wanted Todd and then Bristol was the second choice.
Gotta see this funnyordie.com video!
ReplyDeletePalin in withdrawal from month-long media avoidance of her.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5bc6d41ec7/sarah-palin-media-addict?playlist=featured_videos
Cho showed some huge improvements in her short tenure on DWTS. Bristol never improved - she stood while Mark danced around her for almost all of the 8 weeks she was on.
ReplyDeleteShe looked pregnant, very pregnant, and she still looks pregnant. She should pop any time now if she hasn't already.
Bristol is not and never was 'fat'. She is pregnant a lot though for someone that supposedly is promoting abstinence. She's known as the town pump for a reason.
Bristol Palin isn't a child anymore.
ReplyDeleteAnd she made herself a public figure by going on DWTs.
So she's fair game.
I don't like giving money as gifts so I thought $arah would like an American Flag With Praying Hands Lapel Pin. Kills two birds with one stone.
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I am tired of looking at the same flag jewelry she wears with EVERYTHING. I wouldn't be surprised if she even puts the flag pin on her "two-piece pajama set from Walmart — she has all the colors".
Happy 47th $arah!
Maybe the artist referenced who did those spectacular portraits from garbage could do one from Sarah's garbage. Taco Bell wrappers, dented cans, Bumpits, Spanx, falsies, etc. Certainly no condoms - or newspapers.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Gryphen. That was fun to watch. Sorry, Bristol, but that's what comedians do.
ReplyDeleteIs Bristol having her chin reshrunk now? That was really a dumbass thing to do, she should just go on a diet after having the baby. Forget the plastic surgery again, just quit getting pregnant and overeating.
ReplyDeleteincredibly incredible, even for a Palin named Sarah
ReplyDeletehttp://omg.yahoo.com/news/sarah-palin-slams-airhead-diva-christina-aguilera-for-anthem-flub/56028
Sarah Palin is fuming after Christina Aguilera flubbed the lyrics to the National Anthem during Sunday's Super Bowl XLV performance.
Speaking to Sean Hannity during a radio interview on Monday, the 46-year-old former Alaskan governor bashed the Burlesque star, calling her "a demanding beauty queen who's clearly in over her head."
This video was fun. Thanks, I needed that!
ReplyDeleteFrom now on, I'm calling Bristol "The Chin."
ReplyDeleteRep. Chris Scott, Rethug NY has resigned for sending shirtless photos to a woman he 'connected' with on Craigslist. He's 'happily' married - yearightsure. That's what they all say.
ReplyDeleteHe has been a US House Rep for 2 years. Didn't take him long!!
Here is an update of the pic he sent. Me thinks there are more skeletons in the closet as he resigned within hours of the reported pic. Too quick and he's trying to avoid something. Just resigning won't stop the digging!!!!
http://thelastword.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/02/09/6020794-the-craiglist-congressman-quits
What a pity Cho didn't use her obviously vigilant talents to better use. Cho should know how Bristol managed to GAIN weight on DWTS.
ReplyDeleteMore people despise Sarah after Bristol being on dwts. More and more people are finding out just how shallow and evil the Palin women have become.
ReplyDeleteEnough of these Palins with their hands out for the money. Both are uneducated and completely lacking in social skills.
oops, the Palin attacks Christina Aguilera is a spoof
ReplyDeleteMaybe Palins will take US Weekly offer their favored list of go to mags.
http://www.gossipcop.com/sarah-palin-christina-aguilera-super-bowl-national-anthem-sean-hannity-deport-deporting/
Margaret Cho is smart and awesome with a really interesting story to tell. She has fought hard for everything she has. She is the hard-ass worker (unlike Bristol, the hard ass worker).
ReplyDeleteBristol is merely a shadow compared with Margaret.
Its interesting that margaret seems to be the only embittered one. Even brandy is friendly toward bristol and defends her.
ReplyDeleteBut brandy, her brother and bristol actually hung out during dwts outside rehearsal.
C'mon Margaret, spill about Bristle's bun in the oven! Media Insider has screenshots from the E interview which clearly show a very pregnant Bristol.
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Margaret holds grudges longer than sarah. Damn girl. You can't be that mad all the weight you lost came back. Chill
ReplyDeleteComment on HuffPo:
ReplyDelete"Bristol Palin describing somebody else as "immature"--what a hoot! Somehow, I think dropping out of high school and getting knocked up says a bit more about a lack of maturity than working as a comedian taking shots at a family whose members take turns making spectacles of themselves."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/09/bristol-palin-fires-back-katy-griffin_n_820636.html
If Bristol wants to be in the public eye, on radio, TV, giving interviews, making speeches, then she chooses to be a public figure. The fact that her (mother's) lawyer is trying to trademark Bristol's name means that Bristol thinks of herself as a celebrity, as merchandise, in terms of marketing. There is nothing private about Bristol's life is she chooses to put herself in the public eye.
ReplyDeleteSo, what are the targets of comedians' jokes? People in the public eye, especially when they do or say something silly, like going into politics with a questionable high school diploma as credentials. (Oh, and wanting to change stuff, like, whatever needs changing). Anyone would make a joke about a dumb comment like that. So, if Bristol, who claims to have a thick skin, doesn't want people to make jokes about her, maybe she had better thing about her public image, and what she says.
She might also like to rethink some of that not wanting to have kids for a while because Trig is a handful and he is rowdy. Part of growing up and becoming mature (a concept foreign and alien to the Palin household) involves thinking before speaking, just in case your words might hurt someone (like your child). Insulting Tripp's father is no kindness to Tripp. And, if Bristol doesn't want to be a target of comedians' jokes, maybe she ought to reconsider some of her silly interviews.
I think Palin wanted to be on DWTS. She's living her life through Bristol.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 2:48PM--
ReplyDeleteYup, and I'm sure the bottom feeding Palinbots will gladly open their cash-strapped wallets to celebrate the Holy Birthday of Sistah Sarah, Grifter Saint. After all, tithing to Her will guarantee them and their extended families a place in Heaven, right?
The knucklehead factor never fails to amaze me.
And Margaret Cho just rules.
I absolutely believe Margaret Cho. Quitty has never hesitated to use her children as pawns.
ReplyDeleteEven though I cringe at Margaret's impression of her mother, it being so politically incorrect and all, I still can't help thinking it's SO FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteI also liked her impression of Bristol's face while dancing. Priceless.
Bristol better watch out.. she is stealing mommas spotlight, and momma no likey..
ReplyDeleteMargaret is Hella Funny! Loved the entire interview with George Lopez!!
ReplyDeleteHey Bots, get a clue the woman is a comedian. That is what comedians do; they push buttons to make people laugh, dumbasses.
Bristol needs to remember you can't win a battle of words with a professional comedian.
ReplyDeleteIf you guys aren't regular watchers of Lopez, you need to be. He regularly skewers the Palins. I love it. He had a spoof of that crazy church couple that sang about Sarah skunking up something or other- I can't even remember exactly what the words were- but he had a look alike couple on there and it was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBristol put herself out there in all her pregnancy denials and thinks she should be put upon a pedestal and worshipped.
ReplyDeletePeople are sick and tired of Sarah and now Bristol pretending to be Christians and lying about everything.
If Bristol and Sarah don't want to be the butt of jokes then they need to shut up and quit giving these stupid interviews and saying ignorant things.
Both are as lame brain and dumb as a lump of coal and would say and do anything for a dollar.
Molly, Margret did a spot on impersonation of my departed mother in law. She was from Pusan Korean and had married a serviceman, my father-in-law. Even though she was in the US for 20+ years, she never lost her accent and her 'Korean' view of things. I took no offense at all but laughed so hard for it brought back many memories of the little lady I knew. It was through her that I was exposed to another culture and way of seeing things. Made for some interesting times indeed.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Loved the part about the mom and the low-pitched sound that only Margaret could hear!
ReplyDeleteHee-hee, poor Bristle, hopefully more will come out about her maternity spanxx on dwts. I'd love for a costume designer to come out and tell us the truth.
I think all the shots we've been seeing lately are old footage and old photos being supplied to the media. Kinda makes me sick that they are getting away with it. Bristle is probably secured away at the cabin or somewhere else.
Brandy is desperate for a come-back, like so many celebrities on DWTS. She can't afford to bad mouth anyone. She has to smile and make nice.
ReplyDeleteMargaret, on the other hand, can tell the truth, not only because she's a comedian, but also because she don't need to pretend to love all her fellow celebrities so she can get work.