Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Just in case you were wondering if stupidity was hereditary, I present to you Bristol Palin. Or as I call her, Exhibit A! Update!

New house, new face, new career! Just like mom!
From the Daily Caller:

In an exclusive, in-depth interview with E! Online’s Giuliana Rancic, “Dancing With the Stars” finalist Bristol Palin talked about running for public office “further down the road,” son Tripp, ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston, her new boyfriend, and being a Maricopa, Ariz. homeowner.

When Rancic asked if she would ever run for office, Palin said, “Probably. But that would be further down the road.”

“If I saw something that needed to be changed, then I would step up to the plate and do something about it,” Palin said, addressing what would motivate her to enter elective politics.

Palin said she would run for office regardless of the invasion of privacy and scrutiny that goes hand in hand with being a political figure.

“I think it would be a good enough payoff if I knew that I was going to go into something and change it and make it better,” Palin said.

Okay so my first question is, "Why do the Palin women hate America so much?"

Is it not bad enough that one of these inbred hillbillies has run for public office?  Do ALL of them have to try and screw up our government?

And these answers of are nothing more than regurgitated Sarah Palin quotes.  Which leads me to believe that:

A) Bristol has been standing around hearing her mother repeat these talking points so often that she automatically vomits them out when asked a similar question like some overly politicized Tourrette's patient.

B) RAM sent her Mama Grizzly's interview answers by mistake.

C) She actually believes that having a political career is a snap and will afford her tons of free time to sit at home and eat Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supremes like her mother did while SHE was in office.

Okay I don't want to hear anybody say that we need to leave the Palin kids alone anymore.  If they are going to put themselves into the spotlight and say idiotic stuff like this then they are fair game.

Update: Here is more of the E! Online interview with Bristol.



So let me get this straight.  WHENEVER Levi wants to see Tripp, Bristol drops everything and hops on a plane to fly him up to Alaska, and THAT is considered "stability?"

I think the word she was searching for there was "bullshit." Because that my friends is simply bullshit.

159 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:15 AM

    I'm thinking once you own a home, you are no longer a "kid". Fair game, indeed.

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  2. Oh Man! They are like cockroaches! You can't get rid of them and they multiply! I've never thought we should leave Bristol alone! She's not a child and she is her mother's demon spawn....why would anyone ignore that fact? Seriously...we need some really effective bug spray because this is getting out of hand!

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  3. Anonymous4:26 AM

    Key word is "payoff." Grasping from the get go.
    What the hell happened to her chin? It doesn't even look like her any more. What's with all the plastic surgery and she's what, 20 years old? Give her a couple more years and she will look like Michael Jackson, a caricature of her former self. She was a pretty girl before. Now she's getting downright freaky looking.

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  4. She saw how easy it is to rip off the general public by playing to their ugly side, so yeah, she'll want some o' that.

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  5. Anonymous4:26 AM

    Is that a recent picture? Something is super off about her face. The chin maybe? It looks awkwardly huge. Not in a fat way, just in a too-big-for-her-face way. Weird.

    And I agree, why should she be off limits? She's an adult that is profiting off the Tea Party Gravy Train.

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  6. Anonymous4:32 AM

    By the time Bristol is old enough to run for anything, she's gonna look like Mama Cass. LOL. Don't worry, she's not running for anything.

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  7. Anonymous4:32 AM

    And, for a mere $25.99, you can buy her 'memoirs' - hurry over to Amazon and pre-order her book !

    Not !!

    Bristol Palin to write memoir due out in June, according to Amazon listing; but what will she say?

    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/02/08/2011-02-08_bristol_palin_to_write_memoir_due_out_in_june_according_to_amazon_listing_but_wh.html

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  8. Anonymous4:51 AM

    OK--who photoshopped that pic. She looks like the wicked witch from the OZ????? We can't be doing that, that is not going to make us look very good. Run for office, brisket, really???? MAYBE for president of your homeowners association, but you would have difficulty doing even that. You would not be able to get through reading the CCnRs without complaining. You probably don't even know what CCnRs are, do you??? Honey, why don't you learn how to be a mom first and then worry about how you are going to make money to feed him when your 15 mins are up. Get some counseling, too, you really, really need it.

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  9. London Bridges4:52 AM

    There's a new limited release movie out. It's called "Carbon Nation." Watch the trailer here: http://carbonnationmovie.com/

    You can arrange for screenings in your area. Note that the Alaska geothermal guy in the trailer mentions something like someone having their head up some place where the sun don't shine in the actual movie. Don't know if it a generic or specific reference.

    A local western environmental group has scheduled a one-time viewing of Carbon Nation at Images Cinema in Williamstown, MA on Sunday, February 20 at 2PM.

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  10. ManxMamma4:53 AM

    Gryphen, I want to change the behavior of motorist who, if stopped for one minute in traffic, feel the need to honk their horns until traffic moves again. Thank you for the inspiration. I am going to run for either police chief, or mayor.

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  11. angela4:57 AM

    Excuse me—did she say "payoff"?

    That's it, of course. This idiot girl sees politics as a way to grift money JUST LIKE MAMA. I'm sorry, the stupid really hurts coming off this uneducated buffoon of a girl. She can't even speak in full sentences. Go to college, Bristol; at least your mother can pretend that she got educated at one of her five or six colleges. Bimbo Bristol didn't even vote in the last election.

    There's a reason I don't watch those stupid entertainment shows. They would interview a potato if it rubbed up against celebrity.

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  12. Anonymous4:58 AM

    And the interviewer said "what kind of preparation does it take to hold public office?"

    crickets

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  13. Anonymous4:59 AM

    Bristol has so much interest in politics she did not even bother to vote...

    But she knows mayors get free houses and governors get paid per diem to stay at home.

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  14. Randall4:59 AM

    No Bristol book titles yet?

    Here's a few from Wonkette:

    Speaking GED To Power

    Like That Time John McCain Got Captured In Vietnam, But With Some Teenage Hockey Player’s Penis

    A Life Well Lived, With Some Details of Nelson Mandela’s Life To Fill This Thing Out To 304 Pages

    Hatchet

    Dancing With the Czars: Some Additional Bizarre Things My Mom’s Ghostwriter Thinks That Isn’t Worth Putting On Her Twitter

    Having Sex: The Wildly Profitable Bad Decision

    Are You There God? I’m Trying To Sign My Baby Up For An Endorsement Deal

    From the Aristocrats:

    Snowbilly Grifter: the Next Generation

    As Mean and Stupid as Mom

    ...and some from me, Randall:

    Have Sex, Cash In
    (Abstinence is for Suckers)

    My Mom is Famous So Fuck You

    We Don't Need No Education

    Am I Lucky or WHAT?

    Levi Was My Best Laid Plan

    Levi Saw Mama's Grizzly

    Drill Levi, Drill

    Abstinence is Good, But... Wanna See My New HOUSE?

    Mom Says You're All Suckers

    Can't Act, Can't Dance, Might As Well Write a Book

    (or if she really wanted to sell a whole LOT of books...)

    With Candid Photographs of Mom in Her Underwear, Stepping Out of the Shower, and in the Bathtub!!!

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  15. Anonymous5:01 AM

    The truth about sociopaths is that the temperamental traits that lead to this character disorder are mostly genetic. Sarah and now Bristol. In time, maybe Tripp.

    Condoms, people, condoms.

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  16. Anonymous5:03 AM

    Right on! If she is a dumb as she sounds, then who knows, maaybe the voters in AZ would elect her. DO they have an office of interdepartmental stupidity and moral turpitude in AZ?

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  17. Anonymous5:03 AM

    I vote for Answer "C".

    Having watched her mother grift her way almost to the Oval Office (~shudder~) she thinks crazy, ignorant people are qualified for office.

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  18. Anonymous5:05 AM

    Here are two comments that nearly made me fall off my chair.

    I would love for Levi to be a part of Tripp’s every day life, but I know that for Levi’s lifestyle right now, that’s just not a possibility,” Palin said.
    Palin added that Tripp could use more “stability” than father Johnston can provide.

    Project much??? Brisket, just so you know, because it is obviously not something you comprehend, but YOU are the one providing ZERO stability in that child's life. Tripp would be much better off with Levi than running around the country with you.


    “Tripp’s awesome…I know that God’s plan for me was to have Tripp and it definitely made me grow, but I don’t desire that lifestyle at a frat house or at college parties or anything like that,” Palin said.

    Is that ALL that brisket thinks goes on at college???? Figures. I don't desire that "learnin" Lifestyle stuff, ya know, and what not. I just can't believe they are letting her out of the house and talking. Can she make herself look anymore stupid?????

    I almost want to hug that poor kid. She is so, so very lost.

    Scara, you will next earn "Worst Mother of the Year". Brisket is all the evidence we need.

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  19. Anonymous5:08 AM

    oh yea,, she's qualified.


    bill in belize

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  20. Anonymous5:13 AM

    This would be sad if it weren't so disturbing.

    What makes this uneducated, impolite, and unlikeable person think she has what it takes to "change things and make them better?"

    Good grief, she knows next to nothing!

    All she seems to "know" is that if you run for office, you can make a good living, like Christine O'Donnell and her conniving mother do.

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  21. Anonymous5:14 AM

    Real world to Bristol: honey, you have nothing to offer.

    Go get an education. Read widely, and do some serious introspection.

    Good grief, child, you are an ignorant breeder and overly ambitious no-talent young woman who is losing her grip on reality.

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  22. Anonymous5:15 AM

    Let Arizona secede if it takes the Palins with them. Let them wallow in ignorance and arrogance and slowly degrade into poverty and chaos. Good riddance if the state supports people such as this.

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  23. Anonymous5:17 AM

    Just sitting here scratching my head, wondering at this. As someone else pointed out, what 20-yr. old thinks she/he has enough to write a memoir about? What 20 yr. old with practically no education thinks they can run for office (and this doesn't sound like own the road at the age of 40; it sounds like she plans on doing it fairly soon.
    Can't help but wonder what would move her to take that step, what she would consider the "wrong" she had to "right".

    My Jewish friends have a word for it: Oy Vey! So do my Norwegian relatives: Uff Da!

    And, Gryff, I agree about the kids: when they put themselves in the spotlight they are fair game. I must say I have respect for Track, at least he is keeping a low profile.

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  24. Anonymous5:20 AM

    she probably would run, but thats down the road?
    WTF,, does she think she could run for any office other than student council at the age of 19??
    but watching how easy they have made it for mom to get rich,,,,,,


    bill in belize

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  25. Anonymous5:30 AM

    A great big WHAT?
    Reading this, all I have to say is: She really can not believe she has a chance of representing the people, in any fashion. She has not an ounce of intelligence,no charm(which her Mom ran on)but also had non,she is uneducated,with no brains to even get educated,she truly is Hillbilly white trash.
    Even Trig, has more brains then she,I have never seen such unmitigated, self presumptuous,egotistic unrestrained self love. is there no restraint in this family at all?

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  26. Anonymous5:30 AM

    Sarah and some of her family were in Juneau beginning Jan 09. She was out of town a lot post election and pretty well documented busyin Dec. I doubt she was just sitting at home. Just thinking of the physical evidence.

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  27. Anonymous5:32 AM

    all she's had done is her chin. hardly heidi montag. all Sarah's had done is botox or an equivalent. hardly michael jackson

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  28. Anonymous5:32 AM

    This whiny, entitled, mentally-challenged, hypocritical bitch is starting to bother her nearly as much as her mother, I suppose because she's just a mini Sarah, although without the charm and the looks (although she's working on that with the plastic surgeons). She shows us her bed, her boyfriend, and her son for money, and then she talks about nobly giving up privacy to run for office? Please. She has nothing but her private life to talk about because she's a 20 year old looser who has done nothing except get knocked up and gone on a grifting spree, and she's an idiot.

    Remember the Piper for President in 20whenever? These bitches are going to be back if we don't bring the first one down NOW. Please.

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  29. “If I saw something that needed to be changed, then I would step up to the plate and do something about it.” (She must have said she'd leave her comfort zone. She always mentions her comfort zone.)

    Have I got a deal for you, Bristol. Yo' Mama's lies and fraud and shallowness are hurting Alaska and the US and the electorate and political discourse. You don't even have to run for office to help. Just step up to that plate and spill the beans off it.

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  30. Anonymous5:35 AM

    dmoreno56, no photoshopping at all. That is her actual, new chin. She had a chin implant put it, it seems. See pics of her at Sarah Palin's appearance at the fake celebration for Ronnie Reagan's birthday.

    I guess the double chins were getting to her. And didn't Willow tell her she had "no chin" on Sarah Palin's Alaska? Nice.

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  31. Anonymous5:35 AM

    (D) By golly, if those Bush's can have them one of them die-nasties, then I ought to have it too, also! You betcha!

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  32. Anonymous5:36 AM

    Gryphen, can you put up before and after profile pictures of Bristol so we can see how much her chin has grown. Mama's nose grows with each lie. Bristol's chin grows instead. Genetic?

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  33. Anonymous5:38 AM

    That's it, the Palin women are born with enormous ego's that leave no room for intellectual, philosophical and emotional growth.

    One commenter said it the other day, you look at them and if you didn't know a thing about them, you want to believe they can be such a force for good, for hope in the future.

    But everytime I watch a movie or read a book about a nasty force of evil, greed or selfishness, I think of them as the nemesis. They are the personification of The Bad Guys. And it is sad. I am so sad that they are the face of Alaska for the last four years - cause they really are nothing more than trash. And I'm not talking white trash cause I know plenty of those kinds of folks and they have good hearts and would give you the shirt off their back even when they struggle.

    The Palin's, the Heath's, Ugly Alaskans, Ugly Americans.

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  34. Anonymous5:40 AM

    The stupid really does hurt. Someone at Wonkette said that the ratio of televisions to books in her home was 3 to none. LOL. That's our Palin gals, stupid is as stupid does.

    I'd vote for Forrest Gump over all of 'em any day.

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  35. Anonymous5:42 AM

    Pity the poor ghost writer, having to come with 300+ pages of crap about this monosyllabic blob. Pictures, lots of pictures.

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  36. Anonymous5:43 AM

    If she wants to "step in and help" maybe she should start by volunteering with the elderly or something simple. Why do the Palin's think we "need" them - mama even wants to help journalism now. because everything that comes out of their mouths is so true! oy vey.

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  37. Anonymous5:43 AM

    Just sitting here scratching my head, wondering at this. As someone else pointed out, what 20-yr. old thinks she/he has enough to write a memoir about? What 20 yr. old with practically no education thinks they can run for office (and this doesn't sound like own the road at the age of 40; it sounds like she plans on doing it fairly soon.
    Can't help but wonder what would move her to take that step, what she would consider the "wrong" she had to "right".

    ---

    There are brilliant 20 somethings in office currently. Brilliant being the operative word. It's good to have dreams and goals. Why can't she say all this stuff? When I graduated High school, I told people I was going to be President. Yes they fought off the little bots of laughter to say, study hard and anything's possible. I'm now 29 and making 160k a year in entertainment and producing. I have a simple degree in theatre arts that took me 6 years to complete (as I got suspended for a year for having a big mouth - but I got a shitty teacher fired)

    We all take different paths. It's not wrong for Bristol to have taken this path. I think she should write a book simply because of all the lies out there about her and her family. It will crash and burn as Meghan McCain's did and how I assume Snookis did. Actually most established politicians' books fail big time.

    The beauty of America is, ANYONE can do ANYTHING at ANYTIME

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  38. Anonymous5:43 AM

    The "are you running for office" question is too silly even for the tv gossip shows. It must have been pre-arranged to tie in with the book angle. The Palins might be ignorant and dimwitted but they are, after all, (stupid) grifters.

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  39. TNbluedot5:43 AM

    Some excellent comments posted with which I agree. Especially like Mem's - find the bug spray!

    We can chalk it all up to the idiot gene her mother bestowed on her and has since infused with the grifter-gotcha meme. These people don't understand what a work ethic even is.

    Sadly, there's enough low-information voters out there who would fall for it - I know some in my own family!!

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  40. Anonymous5:47 AM

    Sorry anon, Miss Wasilla has had a lot of work and Bristol is going down the same road.

    Yeah, Bristol saw something that needed changing, her weak chin.

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  41. Anonymous5:50 AM

    I'm sorry, but where is the Palin authenticity here?

    I hope she runs one day so she can perhaps shake things up for those of us that just want to put government on our side, the side of the people of who they would lead to jobs and good healthy life filled with s'mores, half marathons for thirsty sanity and whatnot via commonsense. Everyone would be freedom loving patriots, having babies to serve our country and secure our borders.

    We will be an Exceptional Nation filled with shirtless house husbands, babies of dubious siring, and sage wisdom posted via Twitter, via Facebook and via gossip teevee shows to keep the truth real for us perhaps desiring for progressing a strong America of which we are so blessed to be a part of therein.

    It should be a mandation that every Palin run for office and win and put government on our side. Amen.

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  42. Dear Senator John McCain:

    Thank you for bringing the Palin clan to our attention back in the 2008 Presidential campaign.

    You have brought me lots of entertainment I would not have had if I had never known the Palins.

    Think of all the wasted time I would have back to do more important things in my life.

    Yours Truly,
    Sunshine1970
    /sarcasm

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  43. Anonymous5:53 AM

    I'll bet that jutting chin bone is the result of attending too many Teabagger events.

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  44. Anonymous5:57 AM

    This sweet young lady expressed a hope of showing the big fat middle finger in a TV interview. She's more than fair game, dirty pool is appropriate in her case.

    Tripp however still deserves the very kindest of treatment.

    PI (post-iceberg) will not be kind to Bristol Palin. The money flow will disappear. Bristol's going to discover the true joy of being an uneducated single mother.

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  45. Anonymous6:04 AM

    I truly do not believe that is Bristol. Looks like willow or her cousin. That is to much change for Bristol. I say NOT Bristol!

    So after hiding at her new home in the dessert after conceiving another baby while claiming abstinence Bristol is thinking of entering the political arena.

    F'U Bristol and yes Gryphen you and we have every right to talk shit about this fake ass young farce who has no business speaking to young women or anyone for that matter on abstinence.

    Yo Bristol congrats on another baby aren't you so cool hiding their in your new state and home. Don't you feel so powerful Bristol you piece of junk young bitter woman. May it catch up to you and I hope to see you in a orange jump suit someday SOON!!!!

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  46. Anonymous6:06 AM

    poor GOP.... they just keep reeling them in...one whack job after another

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  47. Anonymous6:06 AM

    Since Bristol is the one who brought up the word "liposuction" when referring to Kathy Griffin, I can almost assuredly say Bristol has had liposuction under her chin. She sure is "thin-skinned" when it comes to the truth...she IS the only DWTS contestant to gain weight, and she DID appear pregnant. I still believe she was, and that she terminated the pregnancy.

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  48. GA Peach6:10 AM

    And here I thought Bri$tol writing her memoir was the funniest damn thing I'd ever heard.

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  49. Anonymous6:15 AM

    Bristol says "pay-off" instead of "trade-off".....but in the world of Palin it is only about the money.

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  50. Anonymous6:16 AM

    The contradiction to speak of privacy while giving a tour of the Az house with her child astounds me. Is This image control for a reality tv? The audacity to suggest she run for public office having bailed on high school , no leadership positions in HS, passing on college is displaying the sense of entitlement.

    Interesting Bristol chose a quick fix of plastic surgery blowing a big chance with dwts to get fit and lose weight which would be consistent with work ethic and self discipline.meanwhile she boasted how active she is and history of exercise. Not much adds up with the Palin's.

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  51. Anonymous6:20 AM

    The chin. I'm REALLY hoping that it's swelling post-surgery that's making it that huge. Right now it's way too big for her face. Hopefully it will look smaller when it's "settled".
    Political office? All I can say is, SWEET JESUS! That girl should really consider going to college and getting some EDUCATION before she decided to inflict herself on the public. Bristol will be another Christine O'donnell.

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  52. Anonymous6:28 AM

    Big Chin Bristol

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  53. womanwithsardinecan6:29 AM

    Mem is right. They are cockroaches. Nasty breeding bugs. Ick.
    Bristle obviously has her mother's personality disorder. That family is beyond delusional. And Bristle stopped being off limits when she lied on the stand at the "hacker" trial, not to mention when she revirginated. Bristle is now my main subject of ridicule on my blog, The Perils of Palins, until I work through my disgust at her.

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  54. Anonymous6:31 AM

    A good enough 'payoff'. You mean, running for office to make millions?

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  55. Anonymous6:36 AM

    She doesn't want to represent anyone other than herself. When she says she wants to "make it better", she means "make it better for me". It's like the Fortune Cookie trick: Read the fortune and add "in bed" immediately. For the Palins, just listen to what they say and add "for me" immediately. It starts to make more sense that way because it IS ALL about them, you betcha.

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  56. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Bristol looks like she's running.................to the fridge!

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  57. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Dam why did I send my daughter to college.

    All I had to do is have her boy friend knot her up.

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  58. Anonymous6:45 AM

    Dmoreno 56 @ 5:05
    I agree that is pitiful if Miss Palin believes frat parties are the whole college experience. What an ignorant and small minded person posing as a teen role model!
    She must have been taught college is for partying. I cringe hearing her say such things. She is deluded that saying that she appears mature and smart.

    It's sad when parents want to hold their children down at their level. The more money the Palin's amass the more clear it O's they are anti education. Not white house electable or desirable.

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  59. Anonymous6:50 AM

    Bristle.....really....honey....take proper care of your children, ensure they receive an education, you know...something your parents never did.

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  60. cjumper6:57 AM

    Bristol is the new Paris Hilton, but is less intelligent.

    I will still leave the other kids alone unless they do something intentional to put themselves in the public eye.

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  61. Anonymous7:08 AM

    A little comic relief from Funny or Die:
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5bc6d41ec7/sarah-palin-media-addict?playlist=327436

    I think the writers of this sketch read the blogs! Even funnier than Bristol running for office.

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  62. hmmm sounds interesting

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  63. Anonymous7:10 AM

    That is her chin. Watch the video. It looks so bad. I feel sorry for her.

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  64. OT - twitter from Olberman about 15 seconds ago!
    Greetings from Keith Olbermann, Chief News Officer of Current Media! And awayyyyyy we go! #FOK

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  65. Anonymous7:13 AM

    Geez, this woman is nearly as annoying as her mother!
    Both indulge in magical thinking, but Bristol is even worse- she apparently isn't going to bother to pretend to get an education (like Palin).
    Sarah has clearly infused her children with the 'don't dream it, be it' ethos she clings to, in spite of being sorely unqualified for everything.
    Bristol can't dance, so go on a TV show and dance!
    She has lots of sex, so take money to tell others don't do it!
    There is nothing whatsoever exceptional about any of the Palins.

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  66. Anonymous7:14 AM

    I'm still not sure which Wasillan is more delusional: Levi who once said he wanted to be mayor and who thinks he knows things about Sarah, Sadie who at one time thought she was going to be a surgeon, or Bristol who thinks she possesses what her mother does

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  67. Anonymous7:17 AM

    Bristol did not appear pregnant. Her weight never fluctuated, never rounded out, and was only present in her abdomen, which is the most common weigh gain place for women. There are pics of her PG each month in 2008. She did not look like that

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  68. Anonymous7:17 AM

    What a hypocrite. She says Tripp needs stability and implies he can't get that from Levi, but he's lived in 4 different homes this year alone.

    Condo in Anchorage
    Palin Compound
    LA - DWTS
    Arizona

    and he's been around at least 3 different love interests.
    Ben
    Levi
    Gino

    The only thing stable in his life is probably the Nanny.

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  69. Anonymous7:20 AM

    so if an iceberg is expected to derail Sarah, then Bristol obviously knows nothing of it, which means Levi knows nothing about nothing, which means he was lying once again

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  70. Anonymous7:20 AM

    The title of Bristol's book should be "Undeserved Good Fortune." Like many other kids, she had unprotected sex and had a baby while she was an unwed teen. Bristol's public image of a 5 bedroom house, a windfall after Dancing with the Stars, TV appearances and speeches is not the life that most single teen mothers have.

    Bristol admits in that E interview that she has no friends in Arizona. Why would she move there? If she is really chasing a career in show business as a tacky celebrity, Los Angeles is the place to be.

    Bristol had the choice to stay in Alaska where Tripp would have the advantage of being near other people who love him and would be part of his life. Bristol admits that she has no friends in Arizona, and that she spends all of her time taking care of Tripp. What kind of life is that for a little two year old? He needs a play group. He needs to interact with other kids. And, making a snap judgment about little Maricopa, there are far more facilities in Phoenix than out in the sticks.

    Bristol (with the aid of Sarah's agents) is trying to trademark, brand and market herself. The problem is that there is nothing to market. No looks, no personality, no really compelling life story, not much intellect, just a famous last name that hopefully will be less important as her mother's star continues to fade. And, she's damaging her meal ticket, Tripp, by isolating him in Arizona when his family is thousands of miles away.

    Why doesn't Levi get a good lawyer and better yet, a DNA test?

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  71. Anonymous7:21 AM

    This is a snippit from Malia Litman's blog. This is something I have never seen before. What is this $880,000 taxpayers have to pay?

    'We have watched as she has indicated she is a strong advocate for Alaska, but she resigned as Governor long before her first term was ended, and caused TLC to charge the taxpayers of Alaska $880,000 for their part of Palin’s fee for the production of Sarah Palin’s Alaska.'

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  72. Anonymous7:26 AM

    But according to MTV, it is the life most teen have and deserve. Teen Mom was the worst thing to happen to teenagers. While I don't think too many follow that example, a lot probably do. Once you have a friend get pregnant, you want to keep up. That's human nature. Most teen girls get that baby feelings but most know not to act on it. I believe Bristol was pregnant in 2007, a pregnancy that devastated her and made her life stop. Her mom tried to help by alleiviating the pressure by adopting the baby but no rebellious teen is going to tolerate that. And now Bristol lives with herself everyday at having made the stupid decision of conceiving Tripp. Everyday she tells her friends NOT to have a baby yet. (facebook). Everyday she probably thinks, damnit now im attached to Levi forever, someone I never really even liked. If I were her, I'd take every road possible that leads out of AK too

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  73. Anonymous7:31 AM

    idk, these days most colleges are a joke. While one can receive just as good of an education from community college as ivy league, the partying is pretty bad. Dropout rates (for whatever reason) are atrocious, and because parents typically pay the way, the kids don't value it.

    I am against parents footing the college bill in any circumstance, even if that means putting off college a couple years. I worked in the arts in Jacksonville and made a name for myself before enrolling to work toward a degree. One doesn't need formal education to succeed. But one does need the desire to learn regardless

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  74. Anonymous7:32 AM

    It looks like she's wearing a false rubber nose and chin in that profile pic. She's also got that weird bump in her cheek like her mom had. Same surgeon?

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  75. womanwithsardinecan7:32 AM

    There was a Star Trek episode in which the only way to get rid of the bad alien was to laugh. So let's all start laughing.


    http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/2011/02/07/bristles-memoirs-round-1/

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  76. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Bristol can run and if it's boring....ya know...just quit!

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  77. Anonymous7:35 AM

    The chin may still be swollen so maybe it won't seem so fleshy later.

    To someone who spoke of the strange Tripp pregnancy....one blogger got shut down by personal threats just as she was researching the photos of Bristol's pregnancy progression.

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  78. Anonymous7:36 AM

    She says, "I think it would be a good enough payoff if I knew that I was going to go into something and change it and make it better."

    What experience and education does she think she can draw from to make things better for others? Preach to them on how NOT to do what she does. Teen mom of new money parents, who owns her own home at 20, whose had cosmetic surgery (it appears) at 20, who won't settle down, in her own words likes to travel while Tripp isn't in school, drags him every so many weekends up to Alaska, then back to AZ, where, she claims, she has no friends (poor role model of a mom who cares about her child's stability). Sells bits of her personal life's info to TMZ, E! Online, etc.

    Sounds like the kind of gal that doesn't have a clue how to relate to the rest of the world. And she thinks she could represent anyone?

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  79. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Does E-online pay for interviews?

    What happened to Bristol's pregnancy?

    Will all Bristol's Wasilla friends read her memoir?

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  80. emrysa7:51 AM

    "payoff" lol yep that sez it all. she has learned from her mother and shows absolutely no interest in being an independent person - she wants to be her mother mach II.

    book titles:

    "Little Boys Don't Need Their Fathers"

    "Girls! Be Independent! You Too Can Raise Your Kid Without His Father"

    "My Son, My Meal Ticket"

    "How to Be a Successful Mom - Kick Daddy to the Curb and Hire a Nanny"

    "Fathers are Overrated"

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  81. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Police often ask a suspect to describe someone in detail. If the suspect looks to their right (your left) they are generally constructing or "making up" the visual description. If they look to their left (your right) they are generally recalling the details from their visual memory. Bristol is left handed so her cues would be opposite. While talking about Levi, check out how long she looks to her left.

    Carrie

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  82. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Ok she needs to put the plastic surgery knife down she is starting to look like Heidi montag

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  83. WTF I want to know what tea they are drinkin? That genetic mutation is fair game. Having second thoughts about forced sterility.

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  84. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Willow should be jumpin on this gravy train any day now then there is piper this could go on for years

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  85. Mrs. M8:12 AM

    Bristol Palin is fair game. She hasn't done a single thing to indicate that she actually wants to be left alone... she's an attention whore just like her mommy dearest. And I say if Willow continues to spew verbal diarrhea all over the internet like she has in the past, she's fair game, too. Give these girls the attention they crave... it will only help prove to the world just how screwed up the Palin family is.

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  86. Anonymous8:13 AM

    Can someone explain to me why the super sized chins are supposed to be attractive?

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  87. Anonymous8:14 AM

    I think Bristol Palin views herself just like her mother - a snake oil salesman. They are the PT Barnum of politics and "there's a sucker born every minute".

    If you saw your mother go from failed mayor of a tiny town in Alaska to flying private planes in five years, wouldn't you think politics is the life for shameless hucksters?

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  88. Anonymous8:16 AM

    Well, Britol´s bloated complexion is fresher looking than sarah´s. Bristol is fertile and sarah is not. I can see it....

    Nah, they´re just using the fat hereford as a distraction.

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  89. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Reality check - If McCain and the panting male Rethugs and Murdoch and the "reporters" too lazy to go out and dig and report real news did not showcase/chase/satisfy their $ greed with the easy $ path of featuring the $Paylin clan we would have real news in this country.

    This is the ultimate sell out by all those mentioned above. The pitiful, anemic lack of self esteem in the Paylin tribe only makes the family wealthy because of the stupidity, greed and laziness of those players mentioned in the 1st paragraph who started/support the game to this day.

    All rigged games have consequences and we so need to support Gryphen and the others exposing this ignorant, arrogant collection of no goods, again including all those $moneyed players listed above. It is they who foisted this idiocy on the world, and we must stay vigilant in the fight lest we become the losers, instead of the Paylin clan paying their dues in the end.

    Go Gryphen - with your entertainment for us, foreshadowing of what is to come (not teasing as your accusers state) keeping your integrity and working endlessly to help us depose/expose and rid the nation and the world of this vermin infested daily news blathering.

    McCain started it when all he could see was the size of $carah's rear, and made a decision to make her his running mate on that attribute alone. We all know (from public disclosure over the last 2 years) that he knew nothing more about this mentally deficient candidate than that she could cause his instrument to struggle to attention.

    Credentials for political candidate? $P=none!

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  90. Anonymous8:19 AM

    "PI (post-iceberg) will not be kind to Bristol Palin. The money flow will disappear. Bristol's going to discover the true joy of being an uneducated single mother."

    Very true. I like that. I've always been honest about being here for the schadenfreude.


    "I agree that is pitiful if Miss Palin believes frat parties are the whole college experience. What an ignorant and small minded person posing as a teen role model!
    She must have been taught college is for partying."

    But she probably has. And who does she know who's actually gone to college (even though she probably didn't graduate)? I don't see Sarah getting asked to many of those parties; she DOES have a personality disorder. She can't "read" people and respond appropriately. She wouldn't have many friends. I think only one person has spoken up about knowing Sarah in college, or at least during that stage of her life. It sounds to me like Bristol grew up hearing occasional diatribes against "snobby elite people who just partied their way through college..." (but managed to get an actual degree) and an especial hate on fraternities. Sarah didn't go through Rush or pledge a sorority. Not that this is essential or even important; lots of people don't. But most people don't mention "frats and parties" as reasons not to bother with college, either. Conclusion: Sarah wasn't popular in college, watched people in her dorm(s) go out to parties to which she was not invited or, if she attended, was unsuccessful, and was rejected for fraternity attention. JMO, of course.

    Ivyfree

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  91. Anonymous8:21 AM

    That Bristol is an enigma inside a mystery of a conundrum and a puzzlement. Or just the punchline of a bad joke.

    She goes on Dancing with the Stars, gets more exercise than she ever has in her life and looks like a baby hippo. Then she starts loafing around and suddenly gets skinny. She should patent that and sell it.

    Rick

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  92. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Now we can see WHY the "college students" at Washington U. REJECTED having Bristol as a speaker at their college.

    Looks like there are some "college students" who have smarts and don't just drink like fishes in frat houses.

    Also notice how she speaks only of "frat houses" and not "sorority houses."
    Of course MzAbsentinceOnlySpeaker would only have guys on her mind.


    --GypsyGirl

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  93. Anonymous8:25 AM

    Completely disagree about college education. She needs one, they are worth getting. Not all schools or college students are lost in a haze of partying, either. Give the younger generation a little more credit than that.

    Nowadays with the cost it is almost inconceivable that an average young person could pay their own way. With loans, perhaps, but then they must pay them off.

    Ivy league schools are not comparable to community colleges, I am sorry. A two year degree at a community college is a great option for some kids, that being said. Wherever one obtains a degree, there are no guarantees of success in this horrible economy, it can't be denied. It is true that one can do quite well without a college degree, also, but it doesn't automatically follow that college educations are worthless.

    Bristol Palin can afford to pay for college. She should go there and stop being a grifter/fake politician/real reality star/ celebrity. She is truly lost, now.

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  94. Anonymous8:28 AM

    Bri$tol darling, we all know you won't run for anything for your work 'ethnic' seems to get in the way. Them just empty words just to rile up the base and continue with your mystique... keep 'em guessing and they'll keep sending in that $upport which is just easy pick'ens for you... just like your Momma dearest taught you! I expect to see a Bri$tol PAC on the horizon.

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  95. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Has Bristol's book listing been removed from Amazon?

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  96. Anonymous8:40 AM

    Amazing Bristol pays her writers even less than Sarah does. And then Bristol muffs her lines.

    I liked her better when she was a spoilt drugging teen with baby on the way. er...

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  97. Anonymous8:48 AM

    This "interview" is entirely scripted. Bristol's only role is say her lines. You can see that she does not process the interviewer's question, just rolls into her prepared speech.

    Most 20-year olds would cheerfully participate in a similar charade for the money Bristol gets per "interview". Bristol is just your average greedy moron.

    Too bad she's responsible for a toddler.

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  98. Anonymous8:55 AM

    whoa, has she been made up to look perky-teenager or what? Face looks different to me.

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  99. Anonymous8:58 AM

    just to point out, the interviewer first used the term 'payoff"

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  100. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Maybe it has been said already, but Bristol's facial surgery actually makes her features more like her mother's (who has had facial surgery, I realize).

    But more like SP before her own surgeries. Weird.

    Her features are more like Willow's now, too. Hmmm.

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  101. Anonymous9:04 AM

    From the looks of her "new face" . . .I'd say that she's already "produced" baby #2, 3, or 4 by now. There are enough family enablers to care for all those mysterious babies that surround the Palin clan.

    Just an observation Brissy ~ for you and Grandmama Grissly were certainly in hybernation/hiding long enough to drop that load. There really is no way of disputing the image of your "full-blown" pregnancy photo which aired on The View's Homepage after you waddled to the DWTS finish line.

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  102. Anonymous9:05 AM

    There are no guaranteed successes period. One reaps what one sows. I only said the ommunity college vs ivy league line because I know many happy, successful people who only have a CC degree, yet they live full lives including traveling, large families, and they dont hate their job or life.

    Ivy league degrees dont buy shit. Yes the possibility to make influential contacts is more prevalent but in the long run, it's the personal attributes a person has that gets them a job, not just a stellar educational resume. In today's world, a couple worldly excursions (getting to be more common) and intresting resume topics land jobs over 4.0 harvard law student.

    There's no cookie cutter version of success. Thats why America is the best country in the world and why European students come here regularly for high school and college. That and they can usually get a free ride to any college that needs their demographic

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  103. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Anyone know the original source for the photo of Bristol that accompanies this post?

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  104. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Never been to school. Never held down a job (fake job at dr's office or for mommy doesn't count). It is questionable whether or not she even graduated from highschool.

    And....she thinks she can run for public office!?!?!?

    Uh....NO!!! What a laughing stock. What a joke. Oh, honey. Get back to the whorehouse or where ever you came from.

    And, uh, are you going to pull a Michael Jackson and just pour all your DWTS money into plastic surgery?

    Seriously, get some counseling or somehthing.

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  105. I guess I'll have to trot up to our university and tell those kids to stop workin' and start partyin', cuz Bristle says that's what college is about.

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  106. Virginia Voter9:19 AM

    This little bitch makes me ill.

    Who wants to take bets on how long it will take until Bristol, Gino (or whoever is the latest boy toy/prop of the month) Tripp, ans the bun in the oven are on the cover of another tabloid?

    I give it 3-4 months tops.

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  107. Anonymous9:24 AM

    bristol has always been a mommas girl

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  108. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Why is her face pudgy, as in 'post-partum' pudgy?

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  109. Anonymous9:29 AM

    " Anonymous said...
    I truly do not believe that is Bristol. Looks like willow or her cousin. That is to much change for Bristol. I say NOT Bristol!

    6:04 AM"


    It is her. It is from the reagan speech. Look though
    the 2nd page of posts on this website.

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  110. Anonymous9:29 AM

    The double chin was a lot better than the new Jay Leno look-was Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon too expensive?

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  111. Anonymous9:31 AM

    " Anonymous said...
    Can someone explain to me why the super sized chins are supposed to be attractive?

    8:13 AM"

    Modern society has a warped view of beauty
    and aging?

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  112. London Bridges9:31 AM

    Bristol will be another Christine O'donnell.

    6:20 AM

    Christine O'Donnell is cute looking, for a witch. Perhaps that's why Briss had the nose and chin augmentations to look like a witch.

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  113. Anonymous9:34 AM

    More and more I'm thinking the house in Arizona is a distraction and a hideout. Why would she move to Arizona if her family, sisters, grandparents, aunts(extra babysitters), baby daddy and boyfriend are in Alaska? Why move somewhere where you have no friends, & no support? Makes sense if she was hiding a pregnancy. Too many eyes in AK.

    Also too Gino stayed with her and her family in their cabin. Did they sleep in the same bed under Sarah's roof? How would the abstinence people and her religious followers feel about that? Is $P employing those baby gates again to keep them separated?

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  114. Anonymous9:45 AM

    She is one stupid ho if she thinks she has a chance at any office higher than the president of buggy whips.

    I guess the baggers are gonna complained and cried that normal folks are jealous of bustol's beauty or we are scared that she is so smart.

    She believes she can grift by and in another 20 years her ignorant ass can be president. I hope by that time we'd gotten rid of all the stupid and palin will be a well forgotten nightmare.

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  115. Anonymous9:45 AM

    maybe she looks thinner cause they took the fat from her butt and put it in her chin.

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  116. Anonymous9:58 AM

    If you want to go into politics to make things right, a Dudley Do-Right chin wouldn't be out of line.

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  117. nikogriego10:00 AM

    This is what I posted at the Daily Caller:

    "'I would love for Levi to be a part of Tripp’s every day life, but I know that for Levi’s lifestyle right now, that’s just not a possibility,' Palin said.

    Wasn’t it Bristol who moved to Arizona? How can Levi “be a part of Tripp’s every day life” when she has taken the boy thousands of mile away? Did she expect Levi to move to Arizona as well? Isn’t the move to Arizona a violation of the visitation/custody orders from Alaska?

    What qualifies Bristol to even consider running for public office? Has she had any higher education? Does she have any experience? Has she ever been employed at any job, other than giving speeches?"

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  118. Anonymous10:04 AM

    Come on now. First the fake reality show with snooki's Alaska now we got bustol with a Natlie Nunn chin.

    When will it end?

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  119. Anonymous10:06 AM

    Anon @ 5:43 am "The beauty of America is, ANYONE can do ANYTHING at ANYTIME."

    The other beauty is that We the People can REJECT anyone doing anything at anytime.

    Not only do we reject Palins, but they ARE rejects.

    And Bristol if you think you can run for any kind of office: Not by the hair of your chinny-chin-chin !

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  120. Anonymous10:30 AM

    A naive stupid kid to say the least. Sounds just like her Momma.

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  121. Anonymous10:42 AM

    I'm gonna say this in the simplest way I can-- I don't think this is Bristol Palin. Look at the photo (here on IM), supposedly from Jan 23, when she was in Texas speaking about her favorite activity-- not having sex. How long does it take for plastic surgery to heal?
    One of those photos isn't Bristol.

    Look at some other photos, supposedly from the last few weeks. It's not adding up.

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  122. Anonymous11:08 AM

    " Anonymous said...
    was Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon too expensive?

    9:29 AM"


    He is dead. He drove himself off a cliff. No joke.

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  123. FEDUP!!!11:29 AM

    Her 'Memoir' has been pulled!!! Amazon does not show the page anymore. Here is a cache of the site: http://tinyurl.com/4k8kvps

    (I was always wondering just WHAT a 20 year old that has not seen/done experienced anything except unprotected sex could (ghost)write about that would cover 304 pages...)

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  124. Anonymous11:31 AM

    Wonder when Bris will admit to having 3 babies?

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  125. I found a video of a chin implant patient's recovery. She had her suture's out in 8 days.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbJzm4w8mA

    If Bristol only had lipo and no implant, I believe the down-time would have probably been about 3 days.

    Please stop with the Bristol 'double' conspiracy. It's was definitely Bristol in the photo greeting the little girl in Texas on Jan 22 and in the photo and video here (date ??).

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  126. Anonymous11:59 AM

    She's (and her supporters) are so stupid, they probably think she can run for president right now.

    At age 20.

    You know, these people who know the constitution backwards and forwards would probably think the whole 35 year old thing is just another nasty Obama trick he pulled on the Palins.

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  127. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Lawdy, lawdy. That picture of her just spooked me on Huff. Post, she is sitting on a sofa and has a braid in front side of her hair. Not the hair that spooked me but what the hell happened to her face. Her chin makes her look like a man, she looks horrible and disfigured. Did she have plastic surgery while pregnant or is the baby already here?

    She is fat but her face looks simply awful. She actually was kind of cute until she started talking nasty and trashing people.

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  128. AKinPA12:48 PM

    I teach freshmen in a large, respected, non-Ivy University. For the most part, they are dedicated, responsible 18-19 year olds. They're in class everyday. They eagerly participate in class and service activities. They are thoughtful, intelligent and fun to be with. (I love my job!)I could see many of them making significant contributions to the betterment of our society in the future. I could see most of them making a difference in their chosen career. I could even see one or two running for political office. They daily give me hope that our future is in good hands.

    Reading this crap about the egomaniac daughter of an egomaniac has literally turned my stomach.

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  129. What's with the Ivy League vs community college? Most people cannot get into an Ivy League school, or can't pay for it if they do get in. Most of the college edumacated folks I know went to state colleges, with a few getting scholarships to private universities. I got my degrees at state institutions. Good solid education, still owe a bunch in student loans, nothing "elite" about state colleges. Bristle ought to try one. If she put her middle finger down and picked up a fucking book, maybe we would stop making fun of her. Yeah, I know, fat chance she'll do that and fat chance we will stop mocking her delusions.

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  130. Anonymous1:05 PM

    Waylan Flowers and MADAME. I've missed you Madame.

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  131. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Worldly excursions on resumes don't count for anything anymore, as so many students have been privileged enough to do that. I have a nephew who just landed a teaching job at an East Coast elite school; he told me he didn't even include his year in Japan and his year in Eastern Europe on his resume, as they just don't stand out and no one cares. I know it shouldn't be that way, but that's the way it is.

    Ivy League schools require extremely high test scores, top grades, and extra activities and attributes on top of that, the international competition to get into them has become so fierce. While none of this stuff guarantees success in life, it is a good indicator of high level skills and perhaps a strong work ethic. One must have the EQ to go with the IQ, however. Many don't.

    Thanks poster above who defended the many good level-headed college kids out there, of whom my daughter is one.

    Community Colleges are wonderful places, as are vocational schools, or as is on-the-job training. Fact is, we are living in hard times and getting an education is very expensive.

    My main point is that someone like Bristol Palin should be aspiring to a college degree. Her mother supposedly got one, and she wants to be President. Her kids aren't even going to try, when they have the means to send them? It just speaks to poor parenting, yet again, and an unfortunate attitude problem from the entire family.

    They want money, first and foremost, and they are famous enough to cash in on our celebrity conscious society. Sad.

    I imagine they also don't want the loss of control and/or privacy that might come with enrollment in an institution of higher education. The Palins wouldn't like that, as we all know. But, the kids will be the poorer for it, intellectually and emotionally.

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  132. Anonymous2:20 PM

    It was God's plan for her to have Tripp? So what about all those other girls? No plan? Isn't abstinence going against God's plan? I'm confused.....

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  133. From PoliticusUsa:

    Alaska funded part of this travesty in the form of rebates. Alaska has an incentive program for productions that spend more than $100,000 in “qualified” purchases that starts with a base of 30%, gets an additional 10% for hiring Alaskan crew and there is 4% more you can get for shooting rurally and in a specific season. . . .
    [TLC} may have gotten a rebate even on paying Sarah her millions . . . Nice work for a “small government” conservative grifter, eh? It’s amusing to note that the Governor’s administration put the finishing touches on this legislation right before she quit to pursue fame.

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  134. Anonymous2:36 PM

    Fair game is right! That's what you get for trademarking stupidity.

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  135. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Check out this profile of B taken at the Republican Convention (when she was pg)http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-207_162-10004101-9.html?tag=page;previous

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  136. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Bristol and the same tongue thing as her mama. Also supposedly going to broadcasting school at Arizona State

    http://www.celebitchy.com/139869/bristol_palin_20_to_release_memoir_this_summer/

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  137. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Bristol's face looked feminine before the chin implant. Luckily for Bristol, she's delusional enough to believe her new Leno chin makes her looks great. Blissfully unaware, she is.

    As for Bristol running for political office? Well, she's beyond deluded so I expect she might. But, along with the quitter that spawned her, Bristol would never get elected to any position. The voting public is not as misguided as the Palin$ are.

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  138. Anonymous3:59 PM

    I just noticed that Bristol Palin's memoir seems to have dropped OFF of Amazon.com's preorder/prepublication listing.
    Hmmmmm

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  139. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Another profile pic: from May 5, 2010:
    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Harsh+Truth+Teen+Moms+Tell+Sposored+Candie/NAvj8pixVEV

    Nose tweak too?

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  140. FloridaDem4:17 PM

    If she wants to do some good, like she claims, then she can start right now by helping REAL teen mothers who aren't as rich as she is.

    The Palins are reproducing like Tribbles, and they need to be stopped before we have to listen to MORE Palin crap, via her daughter, for the next decade.

    I wish they never invented twitter, facebook, or myspace. Small minds can flourish on these things.

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  141. Anonymous4:19 PM

    This link has a profile of Bristol with the old chin, for comparison.


    http://theladnerreportblog.blogspot.com/2009/02/bristol-palin-talks-about-reality-of.html

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  142. Anonymous4:38 PM

    I wouldn't read anything into the Amazon book item being removed. First, it shows that she clearly has a book deal and it's in the works. And right after DWTS she mentioned one didn't she? Or other projects that alluded to it.

    The fact that it was posted and it was untitled probably means that it got posted along with a batch of other books. Some peon in the publishing company probably got a list and that's part of what he/she does. Books are often listed early, pre-publication.

    Not surprising if the book doesn't have a title yet.

    This blog probably drew attention to the fact it was posted and then the negative press or the press at all probably brought it to the attention of a pr person or the editor at the pbulishers--they had a second thought about leaking the fact that it's coming out. So they removed it.

    I wouldn't take this at all as a sign it got taken away from her which is what some seem to be implying. I would bet there's a book coming out by Bristol. While SPs first one was rushed out, generally there is a 9 to 12 month time period from the tiime the manuscript is turned in to be edited and released in the stores. Somewhere during that time it might be listed on sites like Amazon. It's usually listed in a publishers actual catalog 6 months prior to release.

    Can't imagine for the life of me what this uneducated, dull girl has to say, however.

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  143. Anonymous5:08 PM

    So, does poor little single mom Bristol get out the vacuum and clean that huge place? Wash the windows? Lug in and stack the firewood? Do the yard work?

    When does she have time to commute to Alaska from friendless Arizona?

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  144. Anonymous6:02 PM

    J.C.... if she is pretending to be independent, i.e. emancipated, why is she towing the party line, so to speak? WTH is going on with that chin? She looks very uncomfortable with her own speech patterns post prosthetic- anyone who states she has not had a prosthetic implanted is certifiable. How much time will elapse until she modifies said implant so it does not adversely effect her speech as it now does? Those people are really nuts, it is now truly laughable, which in my estimation, is a fitting position for the entire clan of the doof bears.

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  145. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Its is not when Levi "wants" to see his son it is when the court has order Bristol to make Tripp accessible to his father.

    She chose to create a situation where she has to travel to fulfill a legal requirement.
    Like Martyr like Daughter. And it is all Levi's fault she is inconvenienced.

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  146. Montana6:30 PM

    So America fired the "half term governor" again! It's so sad maybe we will see a show about Bristal book of knowledge, and then maybe not. Thank You America!

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  147. Anonymous7:00 PM

    That is one big ass chin, a chin even Jay Leno envies.

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  148. Anonymous7:04 PM

    Bristol is living proof that Sarah Palin screwed Jay Leno.

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  149. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Does Bristol have one of those chins that when you put your thumb in your mouth and blow in it, her chins gets elongated?

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  150. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Bristol is living proof that young women should not eat Viagara like Milk Duds.

    Look what happened to her chin.

    Doctors told Bistol if her chin stays erect like this for 4 hours she should go see her doctor.

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  151. Anonymous8:23 PM

    So, I have to ask - if she wants to run for public office - has she ever voted?

    I don't mean in the 2008 Presidential election - I think she was old enough, but whether it got on her radar screen early enough for her to register is something I wonder about. But, really, has she voted since? has she voted in her local school board elections, city council elections, bond measure elections? Is she an actual engaged citizen? Or is she just what she appears, an opportunist grifter like her mom?

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  152. Anonymous9:43 PM

    Sure...run for office and lie your ass off. Get elected. Get suckers to come up with ideas and to execute your job. Quit in disgrace. Bamboozle the public and make your grifter Mom proud. Be a fiendish example to your son.

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  153. Bristol sees politics as a lazy man's get rich quick scheme. You get other people to spend their money to elect you. You don't do much but you squeeze the system for every penny. You use your position to rake in even more money. Pretty soon, you're a multi-millionaire. That's how her Mom did it.

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  154. wow, holy chin implant!

    look at this profile comparison i made of her:

    new chin!

    http://bayimg.com/fadfiAaDm

    she used to have grandpa chuck's "tiny chin", but no more!

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  155. p.s.-

    she also got "new teeth" with veneers or something and a makeup artist who does fake eyelashes. this really is "standard 'celebrity' stuff" but it makes her look like a different person.....

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  156. Lidia175:55 AM

    "Bristol sees politics as a lazy man's get rich quick scheme. You get other people to spend their money to elect you. You don't do much but you squeeze the system for every penny. You use your position to rake in even more money. Pretty soon, you're a multi-millionaire. "'

    Mialuppa, Bristol, despite being slow, wouldn't be the only one to have figured this out. I'd say about 98% of congresscritters have done that same math.

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  157. Lidia176:45 AM

    Good photo comparison, Luna1580!

    It's rather sad, seeing as her chin in the "before" photo is not that receding, and she doesn't look unattractive at all.

    I think she and her mother both have mental issues that prevent them from seeing themselves as they really appear, for better or worse.

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  158. Anonymous3:58 PM

    'It's was definitely Bristol in the photo greeting the little girl in Texas on Jan 22'


    it may have been Bristol greeting the little girl, but that photo was not taken on January 22nd of THIS year.

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  159. I would like to interject some reality into your lives concerning the Palin's, but you guys are just far too delusional. haha Nice little creepy community you've got here. Meanwhile, the Palin's merrily roll along.

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