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Monday, February 07, 2011
Residents of Ketchikan "honor" their Quitter Queen.
Well we have seen more than our fair share of both the sublime and the ridiculous, now get ready for the bizarre.
Now thisis how Alaskans REALLY feel about Snowdrift Snooki, and don't let anybody tell you any different.
I think we're all Ketchikaners now, eh? This is just awesome, two faces and all. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahhaahhahahaa
Jack Cafferty is honoring the queen as well. The comments are a must read.
Trust Palin's opinion on Egypt? FROM CNN's Jack Cafferty:
It was only a matter of time before we heard from Sarah Palin.
The former Alaska governor, who badly bungled her response to the Arizona shootings, had managed to keep quiet on the crisis in Egypt for about two weeks. That was until her interview with the Christian Broadcast Network, where Palin highlighted her lack of foreign policy experience or understanding.
Palin's words, once again, amount to a whole lot of nothing.
She criticizes President Barack Obama but doesn't offer any solution.
We should be used to this by now: lots of feathers, no chicken.
I think somebody wants to get into Miss Quitty Pant's Pink Underpants, I do, yessiree. Although I'm sure that this makes the PeeBots cream in theirs. Too bad it's pretty much all a myth or a lie.
. Sarah Palin's comments are a lot like my two year old grandson's speech. He talks a lot, but doesn't make any sense and no one over the age of two can understand what he is saying. I've always said that Sarah only has one problem. Her brain and her mouth aren't connected.
. Palin's opinion is as informed as my pet iguana's. Does everybody report on what my pet iguana thinks? No. Enough said.
. How funny she brings up the phone call analogy. One could say the phone rang in Alaska at 3am, and Palin ran away.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'".
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top - that's a 'post turtle".
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain:
"You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put her up there to begin with".
A little O/T , just saw Bristol's , er I mean Sarah Jr's interview on E News. She has learned how to lie and play the victim at the feet of the master. Bristol shows Ginos picture and blabs about how Christian he is, but says she wants to keep her relationship private and has Tripp cutely point to his picture and say Gino! Then she foes the obligatory Levi bashing, claims she doesn't have any friends in Arizona, and that she goes back to Alaska every three or four weeks.
She called Kate Walsh and Kathy Griffin bullies, and calls Kathy out for "botched plastic surgery" bc Kathy made fun of her ballooning weight on DWTS. Lots of awesomes and yeahs...stimulating as ever Bristol.
More in Part 2- how she has befriended a Teen Mom star (I guess they can swap child exploitation and media whoring tips), and a tour of her sparsely furnished tract house.
Just heard a soundbyte of Brillo BillO calling in to talk to some blonde bimbo on Faux this morning about last night's interview.
The question asked was whether BrillO 'still' thought President Obama was thin skinned. BrillO responded yes.
Hmmm - Who was it in the interview that asked if they thought he was being fair??? Hmmmm - let me think --- BRILLO - the unsecure bozo himself.
Raises the question then - If he believes Obama is thin skinned - what would he define Scarah as!! That would be a question I'd like someone to ask BrillO
love it! she reminds me of the evil queen with the enormous head in alice in wonderland. helena bonham carter played her masterfully in tim burton's version. this sarah seemed part pageant walker, part cruella deville - perfect!
"She criticizes President Barack Obama but doesn't offer any solution."
At this point, we're beyond that.... She doesn't have answers, never did and is not going to start now. And it doesn't matter anyway because I'm not even interested in what they would be if she had them.
VirginiaVoter, many thanks for that summary. It sounds like another typical installment of the Palin reality tv show. It is very inspiring to hear of Bristol wanting to keep her love life "private", yes indeed. And so good of her to put her son out in the media again.
O/T but on Nancy Grace tonight she covered a story about a newborn baby left in a toilet at a circus in SC. Has Bristol been traveling lately? No, it's really sad but when Nancy was wondering what woman would do this? I thought of Bristol and if she is pregnant (or recently delivered) she may be feeling desperate to hide her pregnancy/child even though the world will not come to an end if she has another child, she just would lose her speaking money.
haha . . . .
ReplyDeleteA two-faced Quitter Queen...nice likeness.
ReplyDeleteketchikan rocks! thanks for that.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, Gryphen!
ReplyDeleteGot going watching old Sarah videos and found this one, about the crosshairs:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGoZcPayJds&feature=related
WOW
I love this. I just want to put it on perpetual REPLAY! Thank you Gryphen!
ReplyDeleteI think we're all Ketchikaners now, eh? This is just awesome, two faces and all. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhaahhaahhahahaa
ReplyDeleteJack Cafferty is honoring the queen as well. The comments are a must read.
ReplyDeleteTrust Palin's opinion on Egypt?
FROM CNN's Jack Cafferty:
It was only a matter of time before we heard from Sarah Palin.
The former Alaska governor, who badly bungled her response to the Arizona shootings, had managed to keep quiet on the crisis in Egypt for about two weeks. That was until her interview with the Christian Broadcast Network, where Palin highlighted her lack of foreign policy experience or understanding.
Palin's words, once again, amount to a whole lot of nothing.
She criticizes President Barack Obama but doesn't offer any solution.
We should be used to this by now: lots of feathers, no chicken.
http://caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/07/
trust-palins-opinion-on-egypt/
Fantastic. Good job,Ketchikan!
ReplyDeleteI think somebody wants to get into Miss Quitty Pant's Pink Underpants, I do, yessiree. Although I'm sure that this makes the PeeBots cream in theirs. Too bad it's pretty much all a myth or a lie.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo-MhwEZay4&feature=
I LOVE the two-faced aspect to that brilliant costume! Very funny!
ReplyDeleteSome great comments from the Cafferty article:
ReplyDelete. Sarah Palin's comments are a lot like my two year old grandson's speech. He talks a lot, but doesn't make any sense and no one over the age of two can understand what he is saying. I've always said that Sarah only has one problem. Her brain and her mouth aren't connected.
. Palin's opinion is as informed as my pet iguana's. Does everybody report on what my pet iguana thinks? No. Enough said.
. How funny she brings up the phone call analogy. One could say the phone rang in Alaska at 3am, and Palin ran away.
Snicker, snicker
ReplyDeletePost Turtle Palin
ReplyDeleteWhile suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Palin and her bid.
The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a 'Post Turtle'".
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top - that's a 'post turtle".
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain:
"You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, and she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put her up there to begin with".
-KtM
Anon 2:11 -
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Cafferty link...the comments made my day!
Loved the "I wouldn't trust her to water my dead houseplants" comment.
so bye bye ms poison pie...
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS FABULOUS
ReplyDeleteA little O/T , just saw Bristol's , er I mean Sarah Jr's interview on E News. She has learned how to lie and play the victim at the feet of the master. Bristol shows Ginos picture and blabs about how Christian he is, but says she wants to keep her relationship private and has Tripp cutely point to his picture and say Gino! Then she foes the obligatory Levi bashing, claims she doesn't have any friends in Arizona, and that she goes back to Alaska every three or four weeks.
She called Kate Walsh and Kathy Griffin bullies, and calls Kathy out for "botched plastic surgery" bc Kathy made fun of her ballooning weight on DWTS. Lots of awesomes and yeahs...stimulating as ever Bristol.
More in Part 2- how she has befriended a Teen Mom star (I guess they can swap child exploitation and media whoring tips), and a tour of her sparsely furnished tract house.
Just heard a soundbyte of Brillo BillO calling in to talk to some blonde bimbo on Faux this morning about last night's interview.
ReplyDeleteThe question asked was whether BrillO 'still' thought President Obama was thin skinned. BrillO responded yes.
Hmmm - Who was it in the interview that asked if they thought he was being fair??? Hmmmm - let me think --- BRILLO - the unsecure bozo himself.
Raises the question then - If he believes Obama is thin skinned - what would he define Scarah as!! That would be a question I'd like someone to ask BrillO
There is hope for Alaska!
ReplyDeletelove it! she reminds me of the evil queen with the enormous head in alice in wonderland. helena bonham carter played her masterfully in tim burton's version. this sarah seemed part pageant walker, part cruella deville - perfect!
ReplyDeleteKtM loved your story!
ReplyDeleteDon't bother with clicking on 2:33 PM's link. It's complete trash, much like Sarah herself.
ReplyDelete"She criticizes President Barack Obama but doesn't offer any solution."
ReplyDeleteAt this point, we're beyond that.... She doesn't have answers, never did and is not going to start now. And it doesn't matter anyway because I'm not even interested in what they would be if she had them.
Post turtle it is!
... and she's desperately carrying on as if the vast majority of Americans don't see her this way. So delusional.
ReplyDeleteVirginiaVoter, many thanks for that summary. It sounds like another typical installment of the Palin reality tv show. It is very inspiring to hear of Bristol wanting to keep her love life "private", yes indeed. And so good of her to put her son out in the media again.
ReplyDeleteListen to the lyrics. Very fitting!
ReplyDeletePost turtle joke was hilarious! Laughed out loud. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteO/T but on Nancy Grace tonight she covered a story about a newborn baby left in a toilet at a circus in SC. Has Bristol been traveling lately? No, it's really sad but when Nancy was wondering what woman would do this? I thought of Bristol and if she is pregnant (or recently delivered) she may be feeling desperate to hide her pregnancy/child even though the world will not come to an end if she has another child, she just would lose her speaking money.
ReplyDeleteHilarious, especially the crowd cheering!
ReplyDeletean old collection of photos, some I had never seen:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/republican_race/galleries/meet_vp_candidate_sarah_palin/meet_vp_candidate_sarah_palin.html
The one from July 2008, vs the one from the next month seem wrong...she looks very pudgy and then not.
anyway....
Aurora