Bristol earns more than a quarter of a million dollars talking about a subject she does not even understand. Update!

From the Daily Mail Reporter:

Bristol Palin earned more than $262,500 for her role in helping to raise awareness of preventing teen pregnancies.

Tax documents show the 20-year-old daughter of former vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin made the vast sum when she was 18 in 2009.

The figure was revealed when the most recent data for The Candie's Foundation was posted online by research firm GuideStar.

Look I don't want to be mean, but is THIS a person whose expertise on abstinence is worth $262,300?

And no boys and girls, I DON'T think her suspicious weight gain while appearing on DWTS had anything to do with a love for fast food.

Bristol is paid this obscene amount of money for no other reason than the fact that her mother is a controversial "politicalebrity" (pat pending.), and her name recognition, and famous lack of knowledge about birth control, made her irresistible to the Candie's foundation. An organization by the way who ALSO do not know anything about keeping teens from having sex. (As evidenced by their steamy ads for clothing featuring attractive female models, and celebrities, in provocative poses.)

Oh yeah. Nothing sexual about that imagery, is there?

From that jumping  off point Bristol was sent around the country speaking in that halting, uncomfortable voice of hers to audiences usually made up of people who believe that you get pregnant because God wanted you to, and that the ONLY way to sabotage God's plan, is to keep your mind focused on memorizing bible passages and your naughty bits locked up tight.

Which is especially bizarre considering that Bristol became famous for NOT keeping her naughty bits locked up tight, a pattern of behavior which all evidence suggests has not changed one little bit.

"Bristol is dead serious about having another baby -- and she hopes it will happen within the year ... She wants to be married before giving birth again, and she is convinced Gino is the guy for her."

That relationship, by the way. is one that the National Enquirer is reporting just ended because, you guessed it, Bristol left her naughty bits unlocked again. Apparently Bristol hooked up with an old boyfriend, which pissed her boyfriend "Gino" Paoletti off, and now Sister Sarah is trying desperately to get him to sign a confidentiality agreement before he starts blabbing even MORE Palin family secrets. (Such as HOW Bristol managed to gain all of that weight on DWTS perhaps?)

Look nobody cares how many boy toys Bristol goes through in a year, nor how many babies she pops out as long as she can afford to pay for them.  The only thing that makes this worth reporting is that while all of this is going on, she is being paid $262,500 to lecture teenagers on how NOT to have premarital sex.  This essentially sends a message to impressionable kids that you can do whatever you want, tell others that they CAN'T do what they want, and then get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for your hypocrisy.

And that my friends, just ain't right.

Update:  Think Progress reveals that Bristol was paid SEVEN TIMES what Candies actually paid to help fight teen pregnancy.

But a closer examination of the tax form by ThinkProgress shows that the group disbursed only $35,000 in grants to actual teen pregnancy health and counseling clinics: $25,000 to the Mt. Sinai Adolescent Health Center and $10,000 to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy.

And here I thought there was no way I could be any more outraged. Wrong again, Gryph!