Friday, April 01, 2011

Cartoon sort of sums up the GOP problem for 2012.

24 comments:

  1. London Bridges10:28 AM

    That's when they roll out Jeb Bush.

    The Bush Crime Family has to protect their interests.

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  2. Anonymous10:44 AM

    OT but - anybody seen a copy of the new National Enquirer yet with the bit about Todd's love child?

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  3. Olivia11:00 AM

    Very appropriate. The GOP knows President Obama is going to win in 2012 and no one in the GOP wants the stigma of losing to him. So they let the crazies loose to take the abuse and the loss and the blame.

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  4. Anonymous11:02 AM

    PERFECT!!!

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  5. Virginia Voter11:03 AM

    Totally O/T but hilarious!

    Since Sarah's political career is in the toilet maybe she can play herself in the next one:

    http://news.avn.com/articles/Lisa-Ann-Returns-as-Sarah-Palin-in-Who-s-Nailin-Palin-2-430763.html:

    "Parodied versions of Dana Perino, Bristol Palin and, of course, Sarah Palin herself are just some of the outrageous and sexually explicit scenes in the sequel, which releases April 5 on DVD and Blu-ray.

    “I loved the opportunity to play the role of parody Sarah again,” Lisa Ann said. “This is my fifth film spoofing Sarah Palin for Hustler Video and I think my performances just keep getting better. I’ve fully channeled the character of Sarah and have become almost one with her.”

    In this sequelled parody, Sarah finds herself President of the United States. Still being filmed and followed around by her TLC reality TV crew, Sarah demonstrates what everyday life at her home in Alaska looks like when you’re the Commander in Chief. From an intimate encounter with a parody Dana Perino (Sarah Vandella), to shooting and roasting her own turkey, to spying on the Russians with her hunk of a Secret Service guy (Evan Stone).
    “If you want to watch a film that will make you laugh while you’re beating off, this is the one to see,” said adult performer Alec Knight, who lampoons Sarah’s husband, Todd. “There’s this great scene where Lisa’s talking to the camera about cooking and I’m supposed to pop up behind her from outside with the dead turkey—like I had just finished skinning it or something. But as I’m walking up to the window I tripped on either a branch or a plant and just lunched it. The scene in and of itself is hilarious, but this made it so much better. Unfortunately, they made me redo the scene so my fall’s not in the movie. But I’m pretty sure you can find it in the BTS at the end of the DVD.” "

    Apparently you can view the trailer. I'm not usually into porn, but this may be worth watching!

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  6. wakeUpAmerica11:17 AM

    So what happened with Palin's big announcement? After she realized Friday was April Fool's Day and Stapletongue issued a denial of announcement, that was it?

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  7. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign11:19 AM

    The elephant is looking in the wrong closet for a Sarah fit. Hers has the FM boots, short skirts and all sorts of jackets with multiple pin holes and stained with makeup around the collars.

    I love the way rumors just keep pushing her snotty little buttons:

    http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/april-fools/

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  8. Jim In Texas11:33 AM

    "Even if circumstances were to miraculously break their way, Republicans would still need a better candidate than anything that is lining up to face Obama in 2012. Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich, and Sarah Palin aren’t going to get it done. The competent choices inspire no enthusiasm in the base, and the charismatic choices are incompetent and/or quite possibly insane."

    Hard to argue with that !

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/republicans-cant-beat-obama

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  9. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Strangely, the cartoon character has the same shape as most of the candidates! Gingrich, Barbour, Huckleberry are all "rotund". Wait until Christie from NJ joins them, he makes them look "trim"

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  10. Anonymous11:44 AM

    Was the quitter on Bob & Mark this morning?

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  11. Anonymous11:49 AM

    If what I heard about the latest census is correct (that FORTY PERCENT OF AMERICANS ARE NOW OF "LATIN" DESCENT) and that around another 10 percent are gay...

    ...toss into that salad of people the Republicans have totally alienated, the 5% or so of the Muslim faith; the 10% or so who graduated from college and are not Fox channel watchers, and a smattering of Americans who pay real attention to what is going on...

    ...and you are left with a SMALL MINORITY of those who feel comfortable with the Taliban-like mentality of the new, ultra rightwing Republican party.

    So, its no wonder they cannot cough up a contender who can appeal to that base of paranoid racists and so easily fooled people, as well as those who show SOME signs of sanity.

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  12. Anonymous11:50 AM

    They're all empty suits and the red one is the emptiest.

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  13. Anonymous12:12 PM

    My, my. What a squirmishy conundrum for the GOP.

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  14. London Bridges12:13 PM

    Jeb Bush has a Latino spouse.

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  15. Anonymous12:14 PM

    The April fool's joke that wasn't... This has to be the most moronic April fools' joke ever:
    According to B&M, their announced radio visit with Sarah was an April Fool's day joke. Except they say that Todd was the one in on it and then 2 days before 4/1 he told FOX that Sarah wouldn't be there? So... What was the joke?

    Then B&M turned her cancellation around and used it to take a swing at Sarah's 2nd favorite punching bag (the Obamas being 1st, but that's a poor loser thing) and said that the joke was on the media (2 days early?). What media even noticed besides FOX and Hollywood Life? The whole thing makes no sense unless you look at it as another half-baked SP cover-up. Boy, their stupidity is one thing that won't quit.

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  16. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign12:17 PM

    Anon 11:44AM

    Was the quitter on Bob & Mark this morning?

    Yep!
    http://theperilsofpalins.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/april-fools/

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  17. I want to see that elephant in Naughty Monkey pumps.

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  18. Anonymous12:35 PM

    So Sarah and Todd can't get an April Fool's joke right? Don't they know that you're not supposed to give away the joke before the joke is even played? Looks like the joke was on them.

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  19. Anonymous1:13 PM

    i think that was bob andmarks joke on their fans

    they are pranksters

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  20. Anonymous1:16 PM

    I call the rotund candidates appearing on the horizon to go against our wonderful President Obama - 'the old, fat, white Republican guys'. Not meant to be racist, I'm white.

    The majority of us find them repulsive.

    Palin and Bachman are in their own catgories...neither of which I can put in print...although others have.

    Messed up group though!

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  21. Anonymous1:33 PM

    B&M made a lame "joke" by saying they never told the poor woman that had to put up with them this a.m. that Sarah that would be there today. Then she set them straight by saying that they really did and then they put on some she-man as Sarah. I'm not sure who the joke was on but it seemed like it might have been Sarah, at least for the first part. Maybe the didn't like her backing out. It sounds like her fans were fooled, too.

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  22. Anonymous1:36 PM

    Gryphen.....this is what happens when fools do stupid things, I think this is tied into the Morlock story.

    Very sad.

    And THIS is why hate talk and hate action do make a difference and cross hair symbols and reload BS talk. This is how racists affect other parts of the world, how their actions and rhetoric cause trouble and hatred towards our country!

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/04/01/us-afghanistan-idUSTRE7306JP20110401?pageNumber=1

    "Long-standing anger over civilian casualties has been heightened by the Koran burning and the recent publication of gruesome photographs of the body of an unarmed Afghan teenager killed by U.S. soldiers.
    The Christian preacher Terry Jones, who after international condemnation last year canceled a plan to burn copies of the Koran, supervised the burning of the book in front of a crowd of about 50 people at an obscure church in Florida on Sunday, according to his website."

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  23. This cartoon is perfect.

    @anonymous

    That news is why I detest organized religion.

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  24. hauksdottir8:11 PM

    So, there are no SUITABLE candidates?


    :grin duck & rolllllll:

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