With the overwhelmingly huge success from its parodied predecessor, Hustler Video returns to the political arena to create a sequel to its best selling parody of all-time in Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2, helmed by AVN Director of the Year Axel Braun.
(Doesn't it kind of say something fundamental about what makes Palin popular, that the porn version of her life is so much more successful than was the reality show version of her life?)
Parodied versions of Dana Perino, Bristol Palin and, of course, Sarah Palin herself are just some of the outrageous and sexually explicit scenes in the sequel, which releases April 5 on DVD and Blu-ray.
(You know they never would have felt it was open season on Bristol, and considered putting a version of her in this porn movie, if Sarah had not forced her to do Dancing with the Stars. That was such good parenting and sound motherly advice wasn't it?)
“I loved the opportunity to play the role of parody Sarah again,” Lisa Ann said. “This is my fifth film spoofing Sarah Palin for Hustler Video and I think my performances just keep getting better. I’ve fully channeled the character of Sarah and have become almost one with her.”
(If by "one with her" she means the version of Sister Sarah that every overweight, pasty white Republican male imagines the Grizzled Mama to be in their masturbatory fantasies, than she certainly has that right.)
In this sequelled parody, Sarah finds herself President of the United States. Still being filmed and followed around by her TLC reality TV crew, Sarah demonstrates what everyday life at her home in Alaska looks like when you’re the Commander in Chief. From an intimate encounter with a parody Dana Perino (Sarah Vandella), to shooting and roasting her own turkey, to spying on the Russians with her hunk of a Secret Service guy (Evan Stone).
“If you want to watch a film that will make you laugh while you’re beating off, this is the one to see,” said adult performer Alec Knight, who lampoons Sarah’s husband, Todd.
Believe me I don't want to take anything away from this film (Heaven forbid!), but I am pretty sure that the majority of Sarah Palin's fan base have been "beating off" to virtually every picture or video of Palin since she first sashayed into their living rooms way back in August of 2008. All this film does differently is allow their imaginations to take a little time off for a change.
Pardon my ignorance, and as a middle aged single male I should probably know this, but do ALL political families get a porn version made of their lives? Or is this something that only Sarah Palin and her passel of Wasilla-billies inspires?
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaahaaa, love it.... Even though it's realistically too late for $karah the $kank, I really think $he missed her true calling being a 3rd rate porn star...
ReplyDeleteHe, he...glad you decided to do a separate post on this...exactly what I was thinking! Has the ever been Hillary Clinton, Condi Rice, HArriet Myers or Geraldine Ferraro (RIP)porn?
ReplyDeleteOMG I am loving this. LOLOLOLOL And she will go even crazier knowing they have added Bristol to it.
ReplyDelete"... I am pretty sure that the majority of Sarah Palin's fan base have been "beating off" to virtually every picture or video of Palin since she first sashayed into their living rooms way back in August of 2008."
ReplyDeleteThis is a really childish comment.
The fact that you posted this story in the first place is pretty lame, shows your lack of professionalism.
Sarah has made a total mockery of the State of Alaska and the office of Governor. If we elect a clown, we get a clown (including clones like Lisa Ann).
ReplyDeletePalin is mashing bill mayher for calling her a cunt and a twat but she is endorsing the candidate for judge in wisconsin who called his opponant a bitch. That's quitter granny for you.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.slate.com/BLOGS/blogs/weigel/archive/2011/04/01/wisconsin-unions-attack-prosser-for-calling-a-judge-a-total-bitch.aspx
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/04/wis-justice-prosser-loses-endorsement-of-former-dem-gov-gains-sarah-palin.php?ref=fpb
Why the hell anyone would want to look like these clowns is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteNone of those women ever tried to use their looks to get elected...
ReplyDeleteSo I guess there may be a John Edwards version out there somewhere.
OT alert.
ReplyDelete"Gov. Rick Scott orders immediate cuts to programs for disabled"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/
Will the the Queen of the soggy bagged ones attack a fellow bagger?
As Sargent Bilko used to say. "What a revolti' development."
If we all scream loudly enough for her to hear,she will have to say something. And we all know it would make her very squirmish if she has to.
I'd like to squirmish with HER.
ReplyDeleteI hope the next sequel has Jean Val Jean playing the part of "fake" Sarkozy. Although this one might be worth it if it has Evan Stone.
ReplyDeleteIck...
ReplyDeleteit's actually very distasteful for them to use Bristol in this but I doubt it was because BRistol herself accepted the offer from dwts. IT helped keep her in the spotlight but when she joined it was to have fun and get away from her lower ex. I can guarantee it. She was super excited for her dwts adventure. that i can prove with facebook posts from mid july - late sept
ReplyDeleteisnt there a hilalary clinton porn out there? im serious actually.
Just listened to the Capitol Steps on NPR. Show was hosted by a Sarah Palin impersonator!
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Palin is now the MOST HATED politician with a 60% disapproval rating.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politicususa.com/en/sarah-palin-hated
Once she realizes she is washed up and has no hope maybe they will let her be Lisa Ann's understudy. LOL
Definitely your most disgusting post. How is this humorous? Yeh, I'm a female. Much as I despise Sarah, this is just icky and offensive to all women. Guess you have to be a guy to find it funny.
ReplyDelete@ 2:31pm....give it up already. This must be really bothering you that poor Bristol will be portrayed as she really is....hence all the the miss spelled words and grammatical mistakes. Not to mention that last paragraph makes no sense at all.
ReplyDeleteIT helped keep her in the spotlight but when she joined it was to have fun and get away from her lower ex. I can guarantee it. She was super excited for her dwts adventure. that i can prove with facebook posts.
Now she'll really be in the SPOTLIGHT. HeHe
Gryphen you said, "Pardon my ignorance, and as a middle aged single male I should probably know this, but do ALL political families get a porn version made of their lives?"
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you haven't heard of the internet's famous Rule 34:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
define.php?term=Rule%2034
I expected better of you... cheers
Bachman vs. Palin: Bachman wins hands down!
ReplyDeletehttp://motherjones.com/politics/2011/03/bachmann-palin-2012-candidate
A tacky, classless post that inhibits and mis-directs the usually intelligent discourse on this blog. And yes, I'm a guy.
ReplyDeleteThese porn movies cross the line when impersonating a known person. At a time of some fascination of 'cougars' IMO it was Palin's misfortune to be put in the spotlight and Hustler seizing the moment.
ReplyDeleteAlbeit, Palin 'going rogue' translated to appearing to get off ever choosing a dose of sleaziness e.g. Cheap looking shoes for pure attention for they sure as hell don't even go with her outfits. Palin presents her self as a tease and hamburger not the steak the McCain campaign needed to dress.
Bristol who no one disputed guardedly looked forward to DWTS blew her lucky break to make a positive impression of a young woman of integrity and sound judgment. Her
sense of entitlement including to lie with ease was an eye opener.
Whew....Lisa Ann. Palin could only wish she could be Lisa Ann.
ReplyDelete2:41 this is not offensive to all women just the fame whores like the palins
ReplyDeletei am wondering if the palin porn video will sell more than palin's books. just watching the stats!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure they did Bill and Hillary and Monica.
ReplyDeleteThere may even be a Barack and Michelle out there.
But Bush and Laura? I doubt it. No market for it. If anything would cause impotence it would probably be watching that.
Hmmm.... while I do see some humour in this topic, I tend to agree with those who feel that Gryphen is straying off into "jump the shark" territory.
ReplyDeleteI have been a fan of Gryph for over 2 years, and I too, also have that Rabid Palin Disorder (or whatever it's called), but I fear our dear Gryph is in dire need of a well-deserved vacation. Lately his posts have become more poorly edited, clumsily worded, and are starting to justify the mantra of the Pee-bots that we are all just haters!
I don't want to see this site do a downslide, so can we ALL clean it up a bit?
A concerned Canucklehead
You really should have taken a pass on this one. Trust me.
ReplyDeleteNo 2:41, you don't have to be a guy to find it funny. Let me explain how this feminist resolved the same initial thoughts you seem to be holding.
ReplyDeleteBut then I remembered how Sarah cut ahead of women who worked harder, were much more intelligent, ethical and just plain nicer.
Sarah's made a career out of using her looks, winks and sexuality to gain power. In the past, that was done by seducing the male in charge, thus never getting total power - we feminists fought to change that barrier for deserving women. Then Sarah the cunt (and yes, in this case it applies, because that is the source of her appeal, one which she knowingly utilizes) comes along and cheats on the path to power that we worked so hard to clear.
She is deserving of a lifetime (and beyond if there is such a thing) of self-inflicted hell.
Can't believe you posted this. Anything for a buck eh?
ReplyDeleteSarah can use this post to show how mean-spirited and vile her opponents are. In this case she'd be right!
Yeah, stay classy, Gryphen.
ReplyDeleteSince $palin has subjected the country to her own porn movie of a political career, this can't be much worse.
ReplyDeleteThe nausea we've had to endure for the last few years of screechy $palin word salad gives us the right to laugh about this.
Well, I am an older woman (formerly a Republican until McCain chose "the idiot" for his running mate) and I say "what cums around goes around", and I am NOT offended in the least by Gryphen's post.
ReplyDeletenever thought she was sexy or pretty - except in the most average way.
ReplyDeleteShe invites the scorn and ridicule though when she wears her push up bras with see through shirts, fuckme shoes, hooker hair and overdone makeup.
Her daughter never should have referred to everyone in the lower 48 as 'haters' or given them the finger.
FU Sarah - you're an IDIOT and a dumb twat.
isnt there a hilalary clinton porn out there? im serious actually.
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yes there is - also John ASScroft, CondaSLEAZA Rice, and Bab's Bush
O goodness gracious saints alive
ReplyDeleteThank you for the fluff.
I really really really needed a belly laugh.
When the news all around is dark and discouraging, a little levity is a GREAT thing.
Anon 1:58
ReplyDeleteGet a sense of humor, dolt.
Gryphen is right on! Sarah's appeal is that a certain segment of the male population sees her as a MILF or even GILF (ewww)and you can be SURE they find ways to play out the fantasy of the dominatrix, big bad mommy gonna punish me stuff.
It's been said before, if Sarah had looked like Cindy Sheehan she would have been long gone.
Sarah knows how to tease and spank and she uses her feminine wiles, her lip licking, tongue flicking, leg rubbing, bottom squirming, too short skirts, too high heels, to reel in the less aware so they think they like her for her political 'positions', when it's more like the 'positions' they'd like her in.
Reality check. Gryphen is simply pointing to the obvious.
@ anon 1:58
ReplyDeleteHi Becca :)
I'm an old grandmother and I found this post part humorous,part tacky,part raunchy,part offensive,part ironic,and part informative. Thats all fine with me.Its Gryphens blog,if you don't want to read,don't.Tomorrow may be one of his fantastic posts about his daughter,today may be a little sketchy,the next may break some story.Its all good.
ReplyDeleteYeah Gryph, as a chick I'm not too happy with this post. It's the ugly underside, don't really need to go there. But I defer, it's your blog and I love ya.
ReplyDeleteSJP
Will Palin get why this is offensive, or will she just want a cut of the profits?
ReplyDeleteI see Palin making porn mainstream, and celebrities wanting roles so they can mock her. Leave it to the religious right to make this accessible to everyone, "It's just sex!"
Wow, sure are a few uptight 'adults' on the blog today.
ReplyDeleteSarah is a skank and she has earned this special recognition. You that find this so 'offensive' need to take a look at your own issues instead of projecting them onto Gryphen. This looking-down -the-nose disapproval is not attractive at all.
And the 'guy' that was offended? Not likely, and if so, time to explore than sexuality of yours a little more deeply.
Porn has it's place whether you like it or not. Sarah is and always has been a whore, so this just takes it a natural step.
Gryphen, don't let the uptight little prissy kids get you down. It's April Fool's Day, it's Friday, it's time to unwind and have some fun and this post is definitely FUN!
LOL - I tried to "like" your last paragraph, Gryph!!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, well said.
Andrea, I'm more disturbed by Gryphen's, of late, poorly edited and clumsily worded posts than I am by the subject matter of this particular post. Come on, people! Palin's been milking her whole sexy c#nt schick to the tune of millions. You know it, I know it, and.Bill Maher knows it. How could Hustler not know it? This is a case of the parody revealing the reality. FTW!
ReplyDeletePalin 'wishes' she looked like that photo.
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ReplyDelete"... I am pretty sure that the majority of Sarah Palin's fan base have been "beating off" to virtually every picture or video of Palin since she first sashayed into their living rooms way back in August of 2008."
This is a really childish comment.
The fact that you posted this story in the first place is pretty lame, shows your lack of professionalism.
1:58 PM
Guess you forgot the guy from the bowling convention bwwaaaahhaaa. He was very hsrd up for Palin.lol
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ReplyDeleteit's actually very distasteful for them to use Bristol in this but I doubt it was because BRistol herself accepted the offer from dwts
Bristol writhing on the floor in only a man's shirt had NOTHING to do with it. Nah.
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-enAm2bbWCXc/TXajpNyxteI/AAAAAAAABxQ/LWdmh5qkM3g/s1600/tumblr_lexg6z90df1qznsg8o1_500.gif
ReplyDeletehahaha
2:41 PM and the others lacking a sense of humor...
ReplyDeleteNo you don't have to be male to find this funny! Now who's the sexist?
$carah & Brillo ask for it with their behavior, end of story!
And this is Hilarious! Thanks Uncle G!
Mature Alaskan woman signing off...
HAPPY April Fools & Have a grand weekend everybody!
Yeah, real classy, Gryphen. Grow up.
ReplyDeleteforget Paylin, I was educated about the numerical rules of the internet..lol..my 19 yr son was laughing at me when I ask him about them after I had googled it
ReplyDeleteJumped the shark, Gryphen. Give it a rest.
ReplyDeleteIt might be silly but what is sexist about a post highlighting weather balloons?
ReplyDeleteLot of trolls in here today.Great job Gryph. This is news, the porno industry has 5 films of palin????
ReplyDeleteI bet John Ziegler has preordered the next one!
It never caught on but I have been saying from the beginning that palin gets the 'boner vote'. Wasn't there a clip from Costco where men were drooling over palin? I think it is the one where Tahd asked your name.
Oh for the love of Pete, people--get a grip.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's a bigger joke--this porn sequel, or the real Sarah Palin.
If miss naughty librarian had exhibited a brain cell, and hadn't campaigned in her eff-me pumps, there would've been no reason for Hustler to parody this lousy excuse for a quitting ex-governor. But she enjoys the attention from the geezers trying to look up her skirt, so all's fair here.
Keep up the good work, Gryph. My guess is some cans are flying at the compound this evenin'. ;)
I certainly don't think George HW Bush and Babs inspired any romantic fantasies.
ReplyDeleteClinton was supposedly a very attractive guy. Bush jr. was also supposed to be a very sympathique guy. And Obama's dead on hot.
There is a certain element of sexuality in the charisma of political candidates. Whether they inspire you to want to BE them, or whether they inspire you to want to fuck them, it probably stems from the same emotional source.
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Owww....that brings back memories of my engorged self on about day 4 post-partum.
ReplyDeleteOuch.
Sarah baits the hook - then cries foul when anyone bites. But she's truly not special here as celebrities of every ilk have been made into porn stars since JFK & Jackie O. Including Sheriff Deputy Barney Fife. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteThe difference for me is that Sarah literally begs for the attention. It is HER self-made image that begs seduction. The non-prescription eye glasses she does NOT need to wear in the first place, the shiney bright red, peek-a-boo-toed stiletto heels, tight skirts, see-thru blouses, low cut jackets, hair poofed and make-up done like a teenager headed to the prom - SHE sets the image then complains when anyone questions her choices.
Sarah's sexuality is fair game because her choices of clothing, hair style, make-up, demeanor, and public behaviour (right down to the flirtatious, schoolgirl giggle she often gives off in interviews with men like Glenn Beck, Bob & Mark)all translate to her audience as "I am hooker - hear me roar".
Most pollies like Barbara Bush don't especially 'do' anything to attract porn-star quality attention. Unlike Sarah who practically demands it.
I used to keep Bristol off my radar. But guess what. She's an adult now. 18 is adult. If Bristol is adult enough to own a business, purchase a house, a car and a nanny, call herself a single mom and gyrate like a dog in heat on a national platform to win a public contest, then she's old enough to take the heat for her actions.
And so far she hasn't behaved any better in public than her mother.
Onya Gryph for posting this - it was a delghtful change from the tragic, global drama. and I spit coffee on my desk at the 'cum-back' line. 'Twas perfection.
-OzMud
Bristol writhing on the floor in only a man's shirt had NOTHING to do with it. Nah.
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sadly, that was the best of her dancing ability, she really sucked for a teenager who should have been able to learn dance steps - noticed that every one can dance on THIS season's show.
“If you want to watch a film that will make you laugh while you’re beating off, this is the one to see"
ReplyDeleteBut most secret-Sarah-porn-stash Palinbots can't walk and chew gum at the same time, right?
Post is degrading to your female readers. Stick to the political issues!
ReplyDeleteHey, reporters report the issues. To Everyone who has a problem with Gryphen reporting this, I say "Don't shoot the messenger".
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately for her and for us, Palin supplies an endless amount of traits to parody and porn about.
Veeeerrrry presidential.
Mrs. Todd Palin with all her cleavage and baggage also too.
ReplyDelete1:58 pm
ReplyDeletePissed you off, well how about that!
Sara is a media whore and is no professional, so who pissed in your bran flakes today?
2:31 pm -
ReplyDeleteWhy is it distasteful to include Bristol? Everyone knows she has had multiple affairs, pregnancies and acted like a porn star on dwts by rolling around on the floor and being in comprising positions while trying to shake her fat ass and boobs. She acted like trash and was seen as trash.
Bristol is no angel, wise up.
Well, looks like the bot-trolls have arrived in their bus disguised as female victim sheep.
ReplyDeleteI could be your daughter, your sister, your mother, your grandmother or your female friend and there is absolutely nothing wrong with this post. You are using the same victim moosechit as Sista Sarah, the fame whore, uses.
Get a life and quit pissing in your pants everytime that Gryphen shows Sarah for exactly who she was and who she has become. She is no friend to women so get over it.
Gryphen is not afraid to tell it just like it is and is not afraid of stupid fame whore Sarah Palin. Sarah is a bitch in a red dress or in any color for that matter.
It is about damn time that the lame stream media woke up and quit giving this fame whore a pass.
If Sarah hadn't had her looks, well then she would never be in the news. If she looked like RAM, you would have never heard her name except maybe in Alaska.
She came out in the debates looking and acting just like she wanted to have sex with every man watching the debates and she has continued to act and look like a whore.
Respectfully submitted,
Barney
Well, count me in with team "no" who believes that while yes, Sarah inspires porn, it doesn't mean it has to be included on a political blog.
ReplyDeleteAlso, while my opinion of both Sarah and Bristol are low, it doesn't mean that they are whores. Political whores maybe, but not actual whores. This is projection, not reality. It's much more in the mind of the observer, than the observed.
Also, while SP has used her "femine wiles" as someone called it, to the utmost advantage, it has never been suggested she slept her way to the top, and she has never put on one single article of clothing which was inappropriate. Neither has Bristol. And really, dwts is not the chicken ranch. It's a boring, mainstream show.
From what I see of Bristol, and fb posts which have been published, she was a hoodie-wearing, foul-mouthed stoner, who slept around no more and no less than other Wasilla teens. It seems to me anyway, that overt sexually does not come natural to her. And I think that was part of the dwts appeal, the idea that she WASN'T the prom girl, she was a klutzy sneaker-wearer who struggled to pull off ball room dancing.
I don't see anything scandalous in Sarah's history, either. It includes girl's basketball, run of the mill beauty pageants, a gig as a sports newswoman, governor, and fox spokesperson. None of which is particularly whorish. Does it mean a sexual fantasy cannot be made of it? Of course not. Sarah represents the classic naughty teacher look, or bible-thumping conservative politician who is aching to throw open her business suit and get her freak on. But again, it's our fantasies. That's what fantasies are, in fact, embellishments and twists on reality.
So, while I've spent lots of time criticizing SP and BP, and pointing out a plethora of hypocrisies, (even involving sexuality), it doesn't mean they are literal whores. That's a different thing altogether.
FloridaDem
ReplyDeleteLay off the KoolAid man.
Yikes