Saturday, May 14, 2011
Funny or Die has some fun at the expense of the "lovely" Mrs. Gingrich.
For those people who decided that I was heartless for picking on Callista Gingrich because of her looks I have this to say; "Are you fucking kidding me?"
This woman was giving Newt blowjobs in his car while he was still married to the wife she was soon to replace, and is now turning her self into a circus sideshow freak with extensive plastic surgery, in a desperate attempt to hang onto the fat, pasty white son-of-a-bitch, because she is afraid of losing him to a younger version of herself with looser morals and tighter skin!
How could we NOT make fun of the fact that SHE is what the Republicans are trying to pass off as worthy of being our next First Lady?
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ReplyDeleteCallista and Newt are two good hypocrites together. Both are fake as can be and Newt will be replacing her when he loses.
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes, tell us how you really feel Gryphen! Hahaha...
ReplyDeleteYou know, I didn't laugh at the death of OBL, but I do laugh at Calista. I try to ignore the affairs of others, as they are not my business and I hope to God that I never have the same dilemmas that lead up to Newt's actions.
ReplyDeleteI AM laughing at Calista and Newt because there are lesser reasons that I chose to not enter politics that people most likely would never care about, but that make me unable to hold myself up as a role model. For Newt to pose as a modicum of morals for the GOP with a wife so unnatural, who was LITERALLY a vulture as his last wife was dying, is disgusting. I don't care if he decided to have an affair and marry her-- I care that he wants to run the country after having done something so sneaky and (sorry, I am judging) evil. He shouldn't be exposing Calista to the press as he is because she looks like an amoral idiot.
Okay, okay, you're right. Fire away. ;)
ReplyDeleteI still think it's gonna cost you credibility.
She really has to know that if he isn't already bonking someone else, he will be soon. He didn't change anything but his religion and that will be out the window as soon as she gets confronted with reality and leaves him.
ReplyDeleteThose under 30 who vote republican are called heartless. Those over 30 who vote democrat are called stupid.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! And you complain when righties go after Michelle for her smugness and bitchy demeanor?
ReplyDeleteThe difference is that Michelle isn't smug or bitchy. However, Calista is freaky looking.
ReplyDeleteNice to see the trolls checking in here
ReplyDeleteHypocrite!!! He was trying to impeach President Bill Clinton for the EXACTLY the same bad behavior.
ReplyDelete(Of course, Hilary was not in a hospital, dying at the time. Also, I think early on Hilary accepted Bill was a womanizer.)
No, I do not want to see this couple in the WH. I think they see SP and Trump in the limelight, and say to themselves "Why not us?
Answer: Because you are both stuck in the 1950's.
Newt rides around in the same clown car as Palin, Trump and the rest of the GOP "frontrunners." Keep on keeping on, Newt. You will guarantee Obama a second term. Fat,white hypocrites. Yes the GOP is full of them.
ReplyDeleteAwww, Gryph, you just don't get it. Newt & #3 are going to bring morality back to our country (vomit).
ReplyDeleteRacist troll alert @3:55pm
ReplyDeleteLike Jackie Kennedy, Michelle is one intelligent, gracious, and classy lady. Being self-assured is not the same as being smug or bitchy. Being thin-skinned and vindictive now, that would be smug and bitchy. Oh yeah, I'm talking to you, Sarah.
Shallow people believe that the surface is all that counts. A Klan in Wasilla seems to fit that bill as well - fake, fake, fake.
ReplyDeleteAll these devout wonderful Xtians... disgusting.
My, My! I had Blepharoplasty to correct a droopy eyelid. That is the look my doctor did not want me or any of his patients to have. These people make lousy decisions all around. Let’s keep them at the kiddie table.
ReplyDeleteOops that shoulc be racist troll@3:34
ReplyDeleteSorry, Olivia@3:55
I'm with you Gryphen. Tired of the hypocrites.
ReplyDeleteThe only way to get rid of them is to out them.
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ReplyDelete1) You have bulging eyes and the cause has not yet been diagnosed.
2) Bulging eyes are accompanied by other symptoms.
#2, Mrs. Gingrich? I'm sorry I think she is freaky looking and I think her husband is a freak. He's an intelligent freak, thus somewhat interesting, unlike another freak we all know and loathe. I usually use "freak" as a positive, but in none of these cases.
Mrs. Gingrich "The Third" makes Cindy McCain look natural. Psychos.
ReplyDeleteI can just see it when Newt drops out of the race, as he inevitably will since he is going nowhere, he will say, I had to drop out because everyone was so mean to Mrs. Newt Gingrich No. 3. We all know what a chivalrous guy Newt is.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what did Callista expect? She looks like a freak as a result of bad plastic surgery and she fucked a married man while proclaiming herself a good Catholic. And the fat old married man she fucked while he was married to Wife No. 2 sets himself up as the judge of other people's morality.
I guess that is why you call your site The Immoral Minority, Gryph. I'm proud to be a member of the Immoral Minority if the Gingrichs are members of "moral" American society.
Maybe he'll leave Calista for Sarah. Or is that only in Sarah's dreams?
ReplyDeleteOT, slightly:
ReplyDeleteHuckabee's not running...with him out, do you think Sarah is MORE or LESS likely to run???
What kills me is their claim to be good Catholics when technically his divorces are not recognized by the church, so they are living in sin and doomed to hell.
ReplyDeleteYahoo - The Huckster is not running!!!
ReplyDeleteGuess it being found out that he had all his Governor documents destroyed when he left office for his last run for pres in '08 worried him!!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43033066/ns/politics-decision_2012/
Won't be long before he's parked off shore in AK on a cruise ship!!
LOL, Gryphen! I agree completely with your take on this freak and her...for now...husband.
ReplyDeleteI have never understood women who fuck married men and then expect that they won't do the same when they marry them. Once a cheat..always a cheat. It is a basic character flaw that can't be "cured" by joining a church.
Newt has shown his true colors by his actions.
Also, too, I am constantly surprised at how the Catholic church now allows people to divorce and remarry. I am glad, though, as it was such hypocritical actions that have led me to no longer have any believe structure in my life, after being a practicing Catholic for the first 25 years of my life. Heck, I even seriously considered being a nun when I was attending parochial schools back in the 50's and 60's.
I distinctly remember having to memorize and spout off the 10 commandments...and one of the "Thou Shalt Nots" included adultery. Maybe that was something they changed after I quit?
How can Newt look at that face and not be bonking someone else?
Do you think she is able to close her eyes when she sleeps, or are they open like that all the time? Freaky thing to consider.
Newts pretty fascinating. I don't know what to think about him. But then again, all politicians give me pause. Its fun To think of their motives and what events led them to where they are now. To desire spotlight, one must desire praise. One must be vain. One must be somewhat delusional. One must be a people pleaser. If you examine every politco at the national level, they all have these traits. They're all known for something non political related. I hope Joe M, an established writeran continues writing exposes on high ranking politicos. Namely, I hope someone dissects Obama for once. So much mystery there. We know nothing about the most powerfuk figurehead in America. I know the president as a person has no real power but its still frightening we don't know him and what we do know is shady and ridden with lies.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Newt and sarah? Sarah abhors the establishment. She hates govt. She hates tons of regulation. She hates corporations. She took on oil. She pretends to kiss oil comps asses yet will tax the hell out of them. She may have her issues as everyone does, but she would tackle the big problems in the country without supporting annoying, immoral social orograms.
ReplyDeleteHow can we trust Republicans like Newt to run the country when their wives cannot even choose competent plastic surgeons?
ReplyDeleteIt would be a truly sad day in this country if this sorry couple ever got in the White House. He tried to shut down the government in 1995, and I was one of the DC employees who were adversely affected. Then, while he and others were going after Bill Clinton for the Lewinsky affair, what he was doing was much, much worse. To top it all off, he lost his position as Speaker of the House because of ethical problems. He would truly enact his Contract on America if he ever became president, and that would be an ummitigated disaster. He is still the same hateful character assassin he has always been, because he sure can't run on the merits of his tried-and-failed ideas.
ReplyDeleteHey...who left the door open & let the trolls in. I do believe they are having a bad day. The idea of Newt & this freak fornicating is beyond disgusting, but we all should absolutely make as much fun of her as possible.
ReplyDeleteholy crud - she's only like 44? She looks liek a "well maintained" 55-60. And that's with all the plastic. Damn - she'd better be suing her plastic surgeon.
ReplyDelete@4:02 - I have a photo I think you are gonna like.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.parcbench.com/2009/11/30/vote-on-tmz-for-newt/
(safe, g-rated, but really funny)
that photo is for 4:11, too.
ReplyDeleteCompare her to our current First Lady... 'enuf said.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I know we are talking about Callista here, but look at the belly on Newt.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.parcbench.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1130_newt_gingrich_spl142264_002_splash_exc.jpg
It looks like Callista knocked her hubby up. Maybe while Glenn Beck is ragging on Megan McCain's weight, he should comment on Newt's belly.
Just another reason why Newt will never be presented -- we don't elect men who look pregnant.
You are not heartless, you are truthful! Truth is good.
ReplyDeleteAnybody attached to Gingrich (wife, girlfriend, congressional aide felatrix, whatever) deserves the crap that will be thrown. He may believe it's about what he says, and not how he lives, but he's delusional.
"...fat, pasty white son-of-a-bitch,..." nails him. He's scum.
@ 8:47 PM:
ReplyDeleteFelatrix? Love that word!
I am sensitive about my looks, so I rarely comment about someone else's looks, but damn, she is scary looking.
She paid for that?
Could someone be nice and read Gryphen's post to Bristle and Sara, and show them the photo. Seriously,
Never, ever forget that Newt is a grade A scum wad and hypocrit.
"Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteNewts pretty fascinating. I don't know what to think about him. ...Namely, I hope someone dissects Obama for once. So much mystery there. We know nothing about the most powerfuk figurehead in America. I know the president as a person has no real power but its still frightening we don't know him and what we do know is shady and ridden with lies.
5:51 PM
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If you don't know what to think about Newt, then you are either uneducated, illiterate, stupid, or all three. His personal and professional life, goals, and accomplishments are out there and have been for anyone to see.
As for our President, you are most assuredly an ignorant racist, because his personal life and professional goals and accomplishments are also out there for anyone to see. Nothing is "hidden", you ignorant fool. And sorry, "shady and ridden with lies?" You couldn't name one if you tried.
I'm sure you think your attempt to sound learned and even-handed was quite clever, but it wasn't.
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ReplyDeleteSeriously?! And you complain when righties go after Michelle for her smugness and bitchy demeanor?
3:34 PM
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Are you serious? You need to look up the meaning of both of those words. They fit Palin for sure, but certainly not our classy, poised, brilliant, gracious and caring First Lady.
I have yet to see righties go after our FLOTUS in anything but a whiny, tantrummy, petty and vindictive way for pursuing exactly the kind of harmlessly patriotic and benevolent projects that all First Ladies take on.
Here's a tip; claiming she is smug, or bitchy, or whatever your criticism of the day is, doesn't make it so.
5:51 pm
ReplyDeleteWell, well, looks like RAM has made her presence here.
Strange thing but no matter whom Gryphen writes about the Palinbots just have to name the Clintons or Obamas.
I can see it now as Sarah reads IM and then calls or texts Rebecca Mansour and says to get on IM now and slam President Obama or the Clintons.
Rebecca and Sarah/trolls are so predictable every time that it is so hilarious. Gryphen baits the traps and just like rats they keep on coming.
I love visiting IM for great posts by Gryphen and love to laugh at the bots, Rebecca Mansour and Lou Sarah. Becky and Sarah never disappoint, they are so narrow-minded and lead such boring little lives and they are so damn predictable.
She is the American version of Camilla, wife of Prince Charles. Camilla desperately wants to be queen, but that will never happen. She was his mistress before, during and after Diana, so nobody respects her either. The no-class trampy vibe shines through.
ReplyDeleteNefer @4:13AM & 4:21AM
ReplyDeleteThanks Nefer. I was about to pen responses to those dopes but I see you already did it beautifully.
to which she replies defiantly, "NO!! NO!! NO!! NEVER in the car!!! EVER!!! If a man can't afford a motel room while he's cheating on his wife, he ain't never gonna treat you right when he leaves her!"
ReplyDeleteRe 4:46 AM, nah, she's not the American version of Camilla. I don't remember Camilla ever setting herself up as the paragon of Christian values. I don't remember Charles ever lecturing on morality as did and does our friend Newt.
ReplyDeleteAlso, too, Camilla hasn't made herself look like a freak through poor plastic surgery choices. That's why people don't make fun of Camilla, even though she Camilla is far from a beautiful woman.
To sum up, it's the hypocrisy and the freakish plastic surgery that makes Mr. and Mrs. Newt Gingrich attractive targets for ridicule.
But, I agree it's a bit sexist to only concentrate on Callista's looks. Let's get back to Newt and that baby he's carrying in his belly. Is he about 6 or 7 months along now? Have another helpin' of fries, Newt. Can't exercise any self- restraint, huh? Just like with those women who lured you away from your marital vovs?
Gryph, pretty please do a post on Newt's belly. Fair is fair. You've had a post on Callista's FACE, now time for one on Newt's BELLY. It would be like shooting ducks in a barrel. Callista THE FACE Gingrich and her lovely hubby Newt THE BELLY Gingrich.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Newt call the Democrats the party of food stamps? Is he the one man belly party of food? Or is it mean to make fun of a man who's carrying a little bundle of joy in his tummy?
Gryph, here is the belly photo again.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.parcbench.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/1130_newt_gingrich_spl142264_002_splash_exc.jpg
Crop out Callista THE FACE and introduce the world to Newt THE BELLY.
5:45 The Catholic Church hasn't changed…it's just that Newt converted AFTER his divorces, so they "don't count" because they were not Catholic marriages. TO contract a "Catholic marriage" has a very particular definition, which does not apply to most marriages as they are contracted.
ReplyDeleteIf Muslims wanna convert, they hafta divorce all of their wives (they can keep one, of course).