Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Emerging from the darkest depths of Mordor comes.... an e-mail from SarahPAC! Quick, somebody cue the spooky music!

One of my double agents over at SarahPAC sent me this:

Team Sarah
American Values in Action.
A message to all members of Team Sarah

Team,

SarahPAC (https://www.sarahpacdonate.com/) recently sent out a letter to their mailing list with a very special offer related to the exciting new feature-length film about Governor Sarah Palin entitled “The Undefeated”. By contributing $100.00 or more, SarahPAC will send you an early-release DVD copy of “The Undefeated” as soon as it is released this summer! If you prefer to mail a check, please include a note that you would like to receive “The Undefeated” DVD and mail to: SarahPAC, PO Box 220700, Arlington, VA 22207-9921.

We can assure you that Stephen Bannon’s “The Undefeated” will make you laugh, cheer, and perhaps even bring a tear to your eye as the film tells the story of Sarah Palin’s rise from a simple upbringing (one that most of us can relate to) to her appearance on the national stage in 2008 and beyond. You’ll see never released footage of Sarah as a young girl, interviews with the “Magnificent 7” (For more about the so-called "Magnificent 7" click here.) and learn more about her strong leadership as Alaska’s governor. “The Undefeated” is a classic American story of determination, perseverance, and the true meaning of serving the public with a “servant’s heart.” (Gak! Sorry that made me throw up in my mouth a little.)

Having the early-release DVD in your own home will allow you to not only to share it with friends, family, and “fence-sitters” but you will also have a permanent souvenir of your “Undefeated” theater experience. We all know that it’s great to see a movie in the convenience of your own home but the “big-screen” experience is not to be missed either. Sharing that experience and witnessing the reaction of others to this film is an event not to be missed. You can reserve theater tickets for the July 15th weekend premieres here: http://theundefeated.cinedigm.com/tickets.html

“The Undefeated” will be released in other cities at AMC Theaters and Team Sarah will let you keep you informed as we receive information. ("Team Sarah will let you keep you informed?" Sarah, is that you?)

Best,
The Tiny Team Behind the Team
teamsarahhq@gmail.com

Are they seriously asking for $100 for this lousy "documentary?" 

Look I am a HUGE movie fan, and I am perfectly willing to fork over $24.00 for a Blue-Ray disc, chock full of razor sharp images, amazing special effects, behind the scenes footage, and an alternative "Director's Cut" ending, but unless this DVD cleans my house, makes me dinner, and gives me a massage with a "special ending" there is NO WAY would I pay a hundred dollars to own it!

All this DVD offers is a highly sanitized version of the career of a woman who is so incredibly disliked in her home state, one of the reddest states in the country by the way, that Alaskans would choose Barack Obama over her for President if she ran against him. 

It is almost like she is trying to drive the last of her supporters away by hitting them up for money every chance she gets until they are either too poor to give, or too disgusted to care.

Palin's defenders have been suggesting that the people who are trying to destroy Sarah Palin MUST be working for President Obama. 

So Sarah?  Is that true?  Do YOU work for President Obama?

Because NOBODY has done more to damage Sarah Palin, than Sarah Palin herself!

(Now Palin-bots don't bother trying to get me to reveal the name of my spy, I'll never tell! Why I can only imagine what terrible things might happen to poor Becky if yo....uh oh!)

52 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:22 AM

    I literally LOL'd @ "gives me a massage with a happy ending"! Too early to be doing spit takes while eating breakfast!
    I can only say one thing: the palinbots are the most delusional group of people I've ever come across. Geez!

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  2. Erlene2:23 AM

    Gryphen-
    Do you happen to remember the Darlene McBride character on MadTV? Poof up Granny's hair and that picture could be one of her fake album covers. *shudders*
    Darlene McBride's Take Back America Tour

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  3. angela2:35 AM

    You made my morning Gryphen with the what up to Becky. I'm still laughing.

    Didn't someone say that the bots had been tricked into sending money early for the dvd as It turns out that SarahPac can't give them the dvd until the fall because the movie needs to run in theaters before ANY dvd is released? Isn't that basic in contracts so movie theaters don't get screwed?

    Let's face it, if the flying monkeys get the movie they will burn a million copies. Then they'll try to flog it onto the internet for their queen for all of us to laugh at for free.

    Another grifting moment brought to you by the woman who has a PAC that can buy her the good things in life. When will her bots ever get it?

    Also, who paid off AMC to even show this tripe at their theaters? You know someone with a whole lot of $$ got this piece of trash with an unknown director distributed. Sarah of course is a Koch sucker so it all makes sense.

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  4. Anonymous2:41 AM

    Are those fake prescription safety glasses that she is wearing in the pic?

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  5. Anonymous2:57 AM

    It is early in the morning and my brain may not be working, but is the picture with the guns for real or a joke? She could not possibly be using guns in a fund raiser, could she?

    Bill

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  6. All I get off of this "promo pic" is:
    Vote for me, or I'll KILL YOU.

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  7. Anonymous3:17 AM

    Sarah is her own worst enemy! She also has set the women's movement back 40 years.


    All the lies that John McCain and his henchmen created about Sarah being so great, an energy expert, a CEO, a Uniter, a family woman, hard working governor are still being repeated by the P-bots, Sarah herself and some of the lame-stream media. The woman is a walking disaster.

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  8. Anonymous3:24 AM

    This is one of the huge differences between President Obama and Sarah Palin. I got an email from his campaign asking for five or ten dollars. Sarah asks for a hundred dollars.

    Even though her campaign will send a propaganda DVD to ease the sting of paying so much for so little, it is more like rubbing salt in an open and festering wound.

    She has no sense of how much a hundred dollars can impact the budgets of her fans. President Obama seems to understand that most folks right now don't have a lot to spare - better a little from many than a lot from a few.

    Sarah just never thinks of anyone other than herself. If she did, she'd keep this crappy movie to herself. Even giving it away would punish the few who follow her.

    Of course, as the years grind on, perhaps the DVD will gain some status as an odd, though awful, piece of political memorabilia. Or perhaps it will win one of those awards for the worse piece of crap to ever be filmed.

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  9. Anonymous3:29 AM

    Hi Gryphen.. slightly OT, This am, I think on CNN, there was a clip of Sarah responding to a reporter who asked was she running for President because of Bristol's remark yesterday.

    Bristol is a mature BLAH BLAH BLAH girl.. but 'what's said on the fishin'boat stays on the fishin' boat'

    I thought, where have I heard those glowing but unrealistic adjectives describing Bristol before...AHHH: The fairy tale trolls on IM!

    Gave me a chuckle, Gryphen.. as your blog so often does..

    Thanks..

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  10. Anonymous3:52 AM

    Holy Polaris!

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  11. Anonymous4:01 AM

    They would make more money selling whatever it is that they smoke over there............desperate much??? Even after all that I have seen from this Epic Soap Opera, I continue to be amazed at the level of stupidity her handlers display and her followers swallow.

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  12. Anonymous4:10 AM

    WTF is with that graphic?!? It seems quite threatening.

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  13. Have you not heard? The "early release" of the DVD will not be mailed until September.

    bots might be pissed, they won't say it, but....

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  14. Anonymous4:35 AM

    Bannon knows these DVDs, like Palin's last book, will sell to no one. SARAHPAC must be losing steam as well, so they are doing anything they can to keep the spigots open. Meanwhile, Sarah will be shilling HER book in MN because 'dear sweet Bristol' can't draw a crowd with her own whining tome about sex (and if you can't sell a book about sex to the GOP, you are really out of favor!)

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  15. LisaB25954:41 AM

    Wow. Sounds like the response to the first letter was underwhelming, hence the second letter.

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  16. Anonymous4:55 AM

    Sarah is not a player in politics any more. But she is going to ride out speculation that she is as long as people keep sending her money. She is driven by attention, greed, a stubbornness to prove her critics wrong, and an attempt to regain the esteem she held the day she was presented as John McCain's running-mate, most likely at the expense of those close to her and her relationships with them.

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  17. Anonymous5:00 AM

    I think we should all send a bill to her SarahPAC Arlington, VA address asking them to pay us for having to suffer her being shoved down our throats for the last three years. And for being guilty of romancing her political narrative.

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  18. Mark In Everett WA5:04 AM

    Hmmmm, send in $100 now and get your DVD now....no that's not what it says...get it when it's released sometime this summer - no specific date given. Like you should believe any promises that come from Sarah or her tiny team. Sounds like pay now get screwed later to me. Grifter deluxe.

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  19. Anonymous5:23 AM

    How many $100 videos did they sell and how many did SarahPac buy?

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  20. Anonymous5:42 AM

    Remember ole Glenn Beck and some just hung on to his every word. Now he is basically eating his own crap and Sarah is going the same route. Nobody even gives a shit anymore for these two unless they are on their payroll.

    Sarah is just scamming people for their hard earned money and nobody wants this stupid DVD of her pretending to be God.


    It appears that the Heaths and Palins are all in this money making scheme together since they all get dragged to the same stupid events.

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  21. Anonymous5:44 AM

    Wonder if Bannon got help from Ram to produce this piece of steaming moosechit; and SarahPac probably paid for this.

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  22. Anonymous6:00 AM

    Was that image of her really used? Fucking sick!

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  23. Anonymous6:04 AM

    Don't you thin this is her entry into doing porn? The people who pay for this POS movie are going to be masturbating to it.

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  24. Anonymous6:09 AM

    PRICELESS...

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/sarah-palin-movie-hollywood-_n_886740.html

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  25. Anonymous6:10 AM

    It's summertime. Most families have to save all year to make a nice little family vacation plan with kids or friends; they need their cash. I'm curious as to how financially-secure the palin-bots are, as they can always dish out money to SarahPAC or donate to the drives her teams conjure up.

    Buy her books, buy her daughter's books, go to see her movie, watch her reality show, send in votes to her daughter's DWTS show, buy her DVD for $100, go see her speeches, attend as many SP events as possible. Donate, donate, donate, until it hurts. They must all have ADD or something. Or they are single, still living in their parents' basements.

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  26. Anonymous6:32 AM

    I'm sure they tried to taint the poll here! and she still lost and so I think the margin would be greater. we had a poll in the fontiersman it started 70% potus 20% Palin
    then her evil doers got online and flipped the numbers. which wold be easy sense not many people read that shit paper online, I was looking for something else in the paper and accidently saw that crap of a poll. I only read that ass wipe paper a few times a year. they can FO.

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  27. Ridiculous! Always an eye opener when I read your blog. The woman's a few bullets short from a loaded gun. $100 would mean I would get an executive producer's credit right? And even if that was the case, who would want that title on a SARAH PALIN MOVIE!?

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  28. Anon 3:24...sort of like an Ed Wood movie.

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  29. Anonymous6:40 AM

    Her grifting days are coming to an end, and she has to squeeze as much as she can out of her followers while she still can. Once they realize that she's not running, she's toast, and she knows it.

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  30. Beldar Sisal Beedemill Conehead6:51 AM

    Yes, Gryphen, $100 is a bit excessive for one DVD, but ScreechyPAC has a longer time horizon than sane people have.

    The first $3 of the $100 is to pay for "The Undie Feeted: Sexual Fantasies of Impotent American Right Wing Middle Aged Men", then the rest is an investment in future films such as "The UnRefudiated: Shakespeare and I", "The Undigestible: The Screechy Wretch Cooking/Takeout Show", "The Inexplicable: Historical Insights of The Screechy Wretch", "The Unforgivable: The Screechy Wretch Speaks Out", and my personal favorite, "The Incomprehensible: The Screechy Wretch, In Her Own Words".

    Watch for these and other Pale In Comparison Productions! Coming to a Dollar Store cut-out bin near you!

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  31. Anonymous6:53 AM

    Once upon a time, when Sarah quit her low paying governor job, someone slapped together a book and a bus tour for her and five hundred people waited in line to buy a copy and get a peek at Sarah.

    At the same time, she gave $100,000. speeches in venues that held several thousand people. As Sarah's new celebrity cash-in tour continued, it became harder and harder to fill the seats, sometimes selling (or giving away) 2,000 seats of a 4,000 seat venue. Now, she's down to 300 in a small Iowa town.

    This is a sign of several things. Her staff is barely able to arrange a one week family vacation designed to teach us all American History on the fly. When was Sarah's last $100,000. speech? Did she sell thousands of tickets, or was it more like hundreds? The Iowa straw poll shows Romney and Bachmann in the lead, and Sarah doesn't register in the list.

    It really was all about the money.

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  32. TruthSeeker6:53 AM

    Anonymous @ 5:00am said...
    "I think we should all send a bill to her SarahPAC Arlington, VA address asking them to pay us for having to suffer her being shoved down our throats for the last three years. And for being guilty of romancing her political narrative."

    What a great idea !! Yes, let's bill SarahPAC AND the media as well for trying to glorify Palin and for trying to shove her worthless hide down our throats.

    They owe us big-time.

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  33. Anonymous6:58 AM

    Aren't we all supposed to be "so sad" today? What happened?

    Oh right, "not so much" happened. LOL

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  34. SusieQ7:02 AM

    Ha ha ha ha (I can't breathe) ha ha hahahahaha.

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  35. Anonymous7:15 AM

    You know, Her Rogueness is becoming ever more pathetic by obviously responding to negative comments in these blogs. Take her wardrobe, for example. She was criticized for wearing conservative skirts and blouses on her "family vacation" bus tour instead of casual clothes because it made it appear she was on the campaign trail, so she shows up at the movie premiere in jeans, a tacky belt and a rumpled, unbuttoned shirt. It's almost as if she (and I count her handlers in the "she") tries the next time to do the opposite of whatever she's been most recently criticized for. How predictable is that?

    About the DVD -- I remember receiving in my mailbox a conservative propaganda DVD before the last election -- I don't recall from whom, but it was free, and unsolicited, and probably cost a million dollars to produce and distribute. So the Rogue takes the cue and asks $100 for her piece, which will go only to those who WANT it, not possibly to undecideds. How smart is that?

    I agree with those who say she's bringing herself down better and faster than anyone else could. BTW, Bristol, I can recall lots of female politicians past and present, Republican and Democratic, wearing red jackets. When they start wearing thigh-high pencil skirts and 4-inch red heels, I'd say you're on to some copying of your mom.

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  36. Anonymous7:39 AM

    I say send wads of monopoly money to SarahPAC. Play money for a play candidate.

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  37. Shawn's MOM7:40 AM

    Servant's heart, now that's a good one! I guess she only has 1/2 a heart because that's all she is good for, doing things 1/2 assed! Can't finish her term as Governor, could you imagine if she was President...Sorry, gotta go now, broke a nail, can't finish my term. Give me a break Sarah, and give it up already.

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  38. Anonymous7:41 AM

    "The Undefeated” will make you laugh, cheer, and perhaps even bring a tear to your eye..."

    I'll say it'll bring a tear to your eye, once you realize you paid $100 for this piece of shit!

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  39. They working the televangelist model -- and 900 foot Jesuses don't pay for themselves.

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  40. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Forget $100. I wouldn't let that DVD in my house any sooner than I would watch Faux. It just wouldn't happen.

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  41. hedgewytch8:30 AM

    I love the statement - "You'll get an early release cd as soon as it's released." Hello! Doesn't sound like an "early" release to me.

    How these people cross the street safely each day is beyond me.

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  42. Anonymous8:35 AM

    Sarah Palin simply looks like old news today, a wannabe political star who decided to choose celebrity, fan cultivation and media gamesmanship to become the most popular Fox News babe who amazingly isn’t blonde.

    http://taylormarsh.com/blog/
    2011/06/bachmann-makes-palin
    -seem-like-old-news-now/

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  43. Anonymous8:44 AM

    The unmistakable stench of "eau de desperation." That's what she's selling now. Only the feeble-minded are buying!

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  44. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Speaking to me after the premiere of the film “The Undefeated” in Pella, Iowa, Peter Singleton, a California lawyer who has been assiduously courting Republicans across the state where the first contest of the 2012 election will be heard, said it was “unthinkable” she would remain on the sidelines.


    “She’s the right person at this time,” he said. “If you look back at Churchill’s time, in 1938 Churchill was unelectable, in 1940 he was indispensable.


    “I can’t see her sitting this one out,” he said. “The stakes are too high. It goes back to 1940. Can you see Churchill sitting it out? It’s unthinkable. Can you see George Washington in 1776 sitting it out? Unthinkable. He wanted to be back on his farm but they said we need you to be president of the republic.”


    Mr Singleton, 56, tall and urbane, is a man of considerable mystery. He represents the national Organize4Palin group and has been ubiquitous in Republicans circles building up a network for the former Alaska governor, whose presidential intentions have kept Americans guessing for months.


    Although he was standing about 20 yards away from Mrs Palin as he talked to me, Mr Singleton insisted he had never met or spoken to her.


    This stance, which he has maintained assiduously since he began working on organising a Palin 2012 campaign in Iowa last November following a scouting trip four months earlier, is something that some senior Iowa Republicans do not take at face value.


    It was Mr Singleton who telephoned Beth Hill, director of the Pella Opera House, last Thursday to ask her whether “The Undefeated”, a full-throated defence of Mrs Palin and her career, could be shown there. He then visited to look at the auditorium and put Stephen Bannon, the film’s director on the phone to speak to her.


    “Peter came here and he found our town reflected Sarah Palin’s small town, conservative values,” she said. Mr Singleton was also instrumental in distributing the 332 tickets for the film as well as inviting 1,000 Iowans, including many key Republican leaders in the state, for a barbecue afterwards.


    When I asked about his involvement, Mr Singleton said that he was an old friend of Mr Bannon and he had been just one of ” a bunch of people” who had helped set up the screening.

    http://www.independent.ie/
    world-news/americas/sarah-
    palins-man-in-iowa-says-
    she-will-run-for-the-white
    -house-in-2012-2809036.html

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  45. Anonymous9:01 AM

    Buy it now! Buy it First! Be the first to own this $12.99 for ONLY $100!

    Baaawaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  46. How about this: we start an email campaign to the MSM/LSM/what-have-you to ask them to charge for covering $P's adventures in lala land.

    We start with Larry O'D, getting him to promote it. Since she is not a politician, and she is a celebrity, she needs PR of any kind. To properly provide said PR, the networks should ask SarahPAC about $5,000 up front to cover an event for her, as well as any and all expenses of course. Newspapers should also charge, perhaps a nice even $1,000? They are all missing out on very important revenue here, and since everyone else has to pay for advertising, so should she.

    She wants our attention, she should pay for it, and dearly.

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  47. If only the 'bots would take that $100 Palin wants deposited in her "trust fund" and donate to it a worthy charity...the USA would be a better place. Or send the DVD out at cost and have SarahPac donate the remaining PROFIT to a charity for Down Syndrome Children?
    Of course, that would never happen. Palin rarely donates to ANY charity, and when she does, it's the equivalent of what she probably spends on her bumpit, fake eye-glasses and clown shoes.

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  48. Anonymous10:38 AM

    I doubt many will buy the DVD, because that is a lot of money for nothing. Some of her fans might like a copy but spending $100 is not a good use of their hard earned money.


    My husband and I are retired but we sell antiques at a local mall where we rent several booths. June has not been a great month for sales and we know of many others at other antique malls where business is way down too.


    Sarah and her partners in crime are grifting for dollars and for $100 you only get one lousy DVD that you will only watch one time if you can even manage to get thru it the first time. People want something for their money and this whole thing is such a ripoff.


    Why anyone who even likes her would waste their money on this piece of junk is beyond me. If she is going to run a campaign, then run a campaign and ask for donations then.


    People are getting informed about Sarah and know she is just asking for money for SarahPac to live the rich lifestyle. She can use the money for her mortage or whatever.


    If she decides to run, she can't use the money in SarahPac because the way it is set up. Sarah is a grifter, that's the facts.

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  49. "When the montage is through, the screen goes dark and a Bible verse comes into focus: "By their fruits ye shall know them.""

    OMG! Isn't that OUR point?

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  50. Anonymous2:59 PM

    For so many reasons so many people think she'd be an idiot to run. Only dead fish go with the flow, and she IS an idiot. Thus, if such logic prevails, she will run. If she roguishly defies logic, she won't run.

    The way I figure it either way, those of sound mind win and she loses. May you of sound mind live long and prosper.

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  51. Anonymous5:44 PM

    It cost virtually nothing to reproduce cds. They are making almost 100% profit.

    I admire the Palinbots for getting involved in politics. However, use some critical thinking skills for Christ Sake. Remember what Reagan said, Trust but Verify. If you want someone with an actual servant's heart and real verifiable background, find that someone.

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  52. Anonymous7:15 PM

    The Palinbots are already living in a fantasy world. Sarah Palin has spent the last three years training her supporters to remain ignorant and loyal. She created a fictitious enemy called the "lame stream media" They told lies about Sarah and her family. And that was really the biggest lie of all. Palin couldn't handle criticism so she started working for the real "lame stream media" Fox News. She's been lying every time she opens her mouth, the fictional death panels...ahhh fuck it. The Palinbots are way too invested in their fictional world to accept the truth. They deserve to have their world come crashing down just as much as Sarah deserves to be humiliated when she falls from grace. She's already ruined her chances for a comeback story so I can't wait to see her go!

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