So when was the last time YOU heard of a person being taken seriously as Presidential candidate after having a fast food chain make fun at them?
I am just asking.
Monday, June 06, 2011
I think that Sarah Palin's next trip to pick up her favorite food, Crunchwrap Supremes, might be a little AWKWARD!
I received this in my e-mail earlier today from a fan of IM.
So when was the last time YOU heard of a person being taken seriously as Presidential candidate after having a fast food chain make fun at them?
I am just asking.
So when was the last time YOU heard of a person being taken seriously as Presidential candidate after having a fast food chain make fun at them?
I am just asking.
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She needs a show on Comedy Central. I have to believe Jon and Stephen go to bed each night and say a "thank you lord" prayer she's on the scene
ReplyDeleteSo why are these on the mild?
ReplyDeleteThey should be on the Flamin' Liar, er, Hot sauce.
Did Sarah steal two cannonballs from Gettysburg?
ReplyDeletehttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mMAssgc14rM/Teq7C0I9JfI/AAAAAAAABGM/yeQLN22d7c0/s1600/46.jpg
Taco Bell is my favorite, has been since they were one of the few fast food chains available in my hometown near San Diego.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Sarah's seething now. Is Taco Bell in Alaska, in Wasilla?
I haven't eaten a crunchwrap supreme since I discovered she liked them. I didn't want to be like her.
ReplyDeleteThis is almost enough for me to try one again.
Love it!
ReplyDeleteWatch Stephen Colbert trying to ride a horse, ring bells, and fire a musket just like Paul Revere did!
ReplyDeleteToo FLIPPIN' funny! But no on the Comedy Central show. Everything she touches turns to shit and I LOVE TDS and Colbert! Keep the psycho Palins away!
ReplyDeleteBtw, Gryph, I went to http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-palin-northeast-tour/ to watch Bill Maher cover her mangling of Paul Revere's history...and wandered into the comments section.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! It's the first time I've seen active posting by the Palinbots to that degree. Several of them say she's an articulate person. WTF?
So Taco Bell is another of the rumored endorsement deals that's not happening. Just like Campbells Soup and Subzero refrigerators. So at this point she's hoping to sign with either Preparation H, or Aichen Beauty.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.allweirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/funny_chinese_product3.jpg
In honor of Sarah's fans all writing into Wikipedia to change history to match her garbled story, Stephen Colbert suggested that everyone write in to Wikipedia and change another entry......bells, to reflect the fact that Bells are what Paul Revere rang as he rode into each town to warn the British.
ReplyDeleteStephen also mentioned that people in a war always warn the enemy, for example, before the D-Day Invasion, the Allied Forces warned the Germans. That Sarah really knows her history.
Remember that poll that showed the percentage of people who were for SP barely had a high school education and were in low income group? That is why her supporters think she is articulate and smart.
ReplyDeleteStephen Colbert re-enacts Palin's version of Paul Revere's Midnight Ride:
ReplyDeletehttp://gawker.com/5809299/stephen-colbert-tries-to-validate-sarah-palins-version-of-paul-reveres-midnight-ride
He brings up a good point, warning shots are a bit of a liability when you are using a front-loading musket...
Are those packages for real?
ReplyDeleteI quit eating at Taco Bell once I heard that she liked Crunchwrap Supremes. If there is any truth to this, I will go back! I used to eat at Taco Bell at least once a month-- how many months has it been that I have been without a Chicken Burrito Supreme? Too long!
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is a fucking moron. Even the mention of her name has become a national joke. She is so fucking stupid that she thinks a slobbering ignoramus such as She Who Can't Construct A Complete Sentence could ever have a snowball's chance in hell of being elected POTUS.
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY reliable "skill" this obtuse simpleton possesses is the ability to mangle English syntax, grammar, and intelligibility beyond all recognition. She couldn't make a subject and predicate agree even at gunpoint. In terms of incomprehensibility to the rest of the world, the Navajo code talkers had nothing on this bitch, except they actually knew what they were saying.
Her seemingly total lack of knowledge of American history is unparalleled for those who have actually been elected governor of a state. That she could occupy so lofty a position and remain the vapid, cretinous, uninformed peawit that she surely is defies logic and reason.
She has reached the nadir of imbecility. She is in simpleminded, vacuous, shit-thick Nirvana.
She is one with risible idiocy.
The fucking packets of hot sauce are her intellectual superiors. They are also, too, probably better at extemporaneous speechifying.
The curse of the fatuous ignobitch is with us yet.
Anon @ 7:54,
ReplyDeleteYou wrote:
"Holy crap! It's the first time I've seen active posting by the Palinbots to that degree. Several of them say she's an articulate person. WTF?"
It is easily explained.
Sarah Palin is the Pied Piper of congenital morons. To be a Palin acolyte, you by definition MUST be thicker than shit. To even find her REMOTELY compelling at ANY level you cannot possess measurable activity in your pre-frontal cortex. You essentially need to be brain-dead to support Palin.
Once you possess an effectively non-functioning brain, support for Palin becomes easy. Brainstem activity only for this crowd.
The Palin flying monkeys are among the very few creatures who inhabit this country whose level of intelligence might quite possibly be LOWER than Sarah Palin's. Paramecium have greater cognitive abilities than these moribund cave dwelling troglodyte assholes.
These toothless, slobbering cousin humpers put the DUH in dumb.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBtw, Gryph, I went to http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-palin-northeast-tour/ to watch Bill Maher cover her mangling of Paul Revere's history...and wandered into the comments section.
Holy crap! It's the first time I've seen active posting by the Palinbots to that degree. Several of them say she's an articulate person. WTF?
7:54 PM
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I would be willing to bet that most of those comments come from sarah herself.
As do most other pro-palin comments on various sites.
Yes, those packets are real. Check out this link for others...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.google.com/search?q=taco+bell+sauce+packets&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=pUb&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=ivns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=OxfuTfSHLtOx0AH1ivXHCA&ved=0CBkQsAQ&biw=1150&bih=736
Hi Elizabeth, yes they are real. My husband was going thru the packets and was reading them to me and the two i sent to G fit Palin well. Here are the rest of the packets.
ReplyDelete"I'm a people packet"
"I do all my own stunts"
" Promise me you'll text me in the morning"
"We could all use a little squeeze now and then"
"I'm not just another pretty face"
"I've learned not to get too attached"
"Has catsup been talking smack about me"
"I feel so comfortable in your hands"
"That's my ticklish spot"
"I love you, I'm just not in love with you"
"Roadtrip?"
"I'm with the band"
"Saying goodbye is the hardest part of the job"
"Guess it's just you and me now"
"This is gonna end with you eating me, isn't it?"
It's that Fire sauce that's giving her fire in her belly.
ReplyDeleteI'm a huge fan of Gasman's comments.
ReplyDelete"The curse of the fatuous ignobitch is with us yet."
This is my favorite Gasman sentence so far.
Funny
ReplyDeleteI'm a huge Gasman fan too. I copy his comments and email them to my sister in Albuquerque. She loves a well-turned phrase, but has less time to spend on the blogs. My favorite line today:
ReplyDeleteShe couldn't make a subject and predicate agree even at gunpoint.