Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Eau De Grifter


 My understanding is that it is made from the broken dreams of teabaggers, the pitiful tears of her children, and the last of Todd's rapidly diminishing testosterone.

(H/T to my friend OTOOLEFAN.)

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:19 AM

    Spew alert!!
    Thanks for the morning laugh.
    Offendi..tested on animals. lol!!

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  2. Heidi34:26 AM

    OK, I'll buy (for $5.00), as long as my "free" gift is a gen-u-whine Sarah Palin lip-liner tattoo. I don't need no stinkin' cosmetic bag freebie.

    Hey Ivana, look out - she's comin' after you with her new "eau". Gird the bumpits.

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  3. Anonymous4:38 AM

    She is a dirty ugly skank.

    Bill

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  4. She won't like that photo, it's taken before the many procedures she has had done.

    he he....I like knowing she is under pressure to announce a run from Bachmann and Bachmann fans don't care that her people shoved a reporter or that she has debilitating migraines....that is just God talking to her in the tradition of other Saints that had visions. (read = seizures and hallucinations)

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  5. Anonymous5:14 AM

    Should have used her ridiculous cover of Vogue which seriously looks like a parody cover - did someone photo-shop her face onto someone else's body cause her face (and head) look gigantic.

    And that she insisted on wearing her glasses, while wearing a skimpy white string shoulder dress, just doesn't mesh.

    Her mental illness is everywhere if you quit looking at the LSM's 'filter' of a 'leader' and realize she was just an opportunistic freak of nature.

    http://sarahpalinblogs.com/sarah-palin-vogue-magazine-cover-photo-shoot/

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  6. Anonymous5:23 AM

    Friends of the grifter extraordinaire:

    http://yfrog.com/z/kkhrk9j

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  7. Anonymous5:32 AM

    Great photo -- she's got that "What do I smell? Did someone step in dog crap?" expression on her face.

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  8. Hey Gryph,

    Reckon that stuff would help Moose Mama's cellulite problem?

    Warning: Photos are not intended for the queasy or squeamish---> might cause a squirmish!

    http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/sarah-palin-cellulite-copy.jpg

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/17/article-1236561-07A11EE3000005DC-969_634x562.jpg

    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/17/article-1236561-07A11F66000005DC-874_634x878.jpg

    Gift with purchase should be a pair of sweat pants for those who don't realize that they're no longer 18 yrs old.

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  9. Here's another real-life photo of what the Grizzled Grifter's legs look like----eeek!!!

    This is why she posed for Newsweek wearing panty hose with her running shorts and running shoes. God, she's so gross.

    No Sarah, we don't want to see your stretch marks. In fact, we'd rather you wear that trench coat you always wore indoors during your fake pregnancy while Brisket was birthing Tri-G.

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  10. Anonymous6:36 AM

    Ah yes, Offendi, A heady blend of musk with overtones of the smell of sharpie markers, subtle hints of taxidermy chemicals, salmon roe mooseturds, imbued with patriotic undercurrents of santorum, petrol, searpent hearts and sweat.

    Apply liberally.

    Can also, too, be used to marinate moosemeat.

    Free Bonus with purchase, 100 free tickets to the movie "The Undeficated"

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  11. Anonymous7:47 AM

    The 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America

    http://www.gq.com/style/fashion/
    201107/worst-dressed-cities-
    america#slide=19

    22. Wasilla, AK
    We could consider chic brands of snowshoes, investigate the most supple and effective parka, even offer a missive about the best gloves money can buy. But regardless of how you approach the style of the now-infamous Alaskan town of Wasilla, all you'll ever think about is Sarah and Todd and the whole Palin gang. And they are terrible. You'd think $150,000 later, there'd be an improvement. But no.

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  12. Anonymous8:01 AM

    An intoxicating blend of mendacity, menopause, & BS

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  13. Beldar Oh D'Conehead8:09 AM

    I heard it smells like smoldering sulfur, discarded high absorbency panty shields and the sewers of Paris on a warm day plus a top note of lavender

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  14. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Karen @ 4:40: Bachmann not only HAS migraines, but she also GIVES them!

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  15. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Does it keep away snakes and bats and rats?

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  16. Anonymous9:46 AM

    I love the way there is absolutely no footage of the "packed" movie theaters that are being reported. My bet is on Palin's PAC buying out the theaters online. No one will know until the next quarter reporting.

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  17. Anonymous10:38 AM

    even funnier than the post for Sarah Palin's "offendi" are the comments above! very witty indeed :)

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  18. Anonymous10:53 AM

    @ 6:36am
    @ 8:01am
    @ 8:09am

    You guys are hilarious! Thanks for the belly laugh! I needed that.

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  19. Anonymous11:09 AM

    HAHAHAHA

    Smells like bus fumes.

    GoL

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  20. Anonymous11:16 AM

    "5:14 AM"

    You are so fucking right.

    Linking that insufferable bitch directly to murdoch is something we'd known for a long time.

    GoL

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  21. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Smells like "emissions".

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  22. Anonymous1:05 PM

    http://gawker.com/5823062/sarah-palin-is-going-to-be-a-grandmother-again

    The Palins did not respond to our request for comment.

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  23. Anonymous1:49 PM

    OMG, I just read the Feb. 2008 Vogue online article for the first time. Holy Christ, was that a whitewash! Knowing what I know now about Sarah Palin has me shocked that she had/has the gall to fabricate such a false narrative. But I can see why many fell in love with the fairy tale. A thin vein of truth with heavy embellishment. Seriously, I've never known a politician to be such a fraud. Some may be criminal, but their resume is fairly accurate. Palin got such a huge pass because of her looks, geography, and Republican corruption.

    I laughed at the part where the writer talks about where Sarah gets her"protein." Who talks like that? Although, it was the writers' description, I recognize that usage as Sarah's.

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  24. Anonymous4:20 PM

    A more appropriate name for it would be Essence of Bete Noire.

    Where's the cross "prop" jewelry...necklace, pin or earrings? Without that, the fundie sheeple might not be so quick to run out and snatch it up.

    That's ALL WE NEED! Palin perfume! Like her, it would probably be tasteless, loud, obnoxious and unmarketable.

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