Courtesy of the Science Blog:
Using data from the 2006 U.S. Senate and governors’ races, the study shows that for every 10-point increase in the advantage a candidate has when rated by voters on his or her looks, there will be a nearly 5 percent increase in the vote for that candidate by the uninformed voters who are most firmly planted on their couches. Yet that same advantage in looks is worth only about a 1 percent increase among low-information voters who watch little television.
“It’s not that this effect influences all voters exactly the same way,” says Chappell Lawson, an associate professor of political science at MIT and a co-author of the study. “Voters who watch a lot of television but don’t really know much about the candidates, besides how they look, are particularly susceptible.”
In other words you don't HAVE to demonstrate any intelligence, or hide your batshit craziness too carefully if you can throw on enough high definition make up, tease you hair, and pump up your boobies, to look like this:
All the simple minded, couch potatoes need to know in order to throw their support behind Sarah Palin is that with the right lighting and makeup she can make herself look like somebody they would want to masturbate to.
Or dress up to look like.
Or dress up to look like and THEN masturbate to.
And it seems to work. The first thing you hear repeated over and over again about Palin is how attractive she is, as if that were the single most important factor in choosing a person to lead this country. Everything else that her supporters cite as reasons to support her are a litany of talking points about freedom, taking back this country, and making government smaller, all of which sounds as if they read it off of the back of a red, white, and blue box of Frosted Freedom Flakes.
However what is obvious is that if Palin were not able to make herself look like a Constitution misunderstanding, Civil War re-enacting, Teabagger's wet dream, she would NEVER have received the kind of attention and blind allegiance that she has enjoyed thus far.
Well hell, if you can't beat'em you might as well join'em!
I give up. If all anybody wants to know about Sarah Palin is what she LOOKS LIKE I might as well give the public what they want.
So without any further ado here is Sarah Palin in all of her glory for you Teabaggers to feast your eyes upon.
No, no, no don't bother thanking me, I know when I am beat.
After viewing the above images of their idol (By the way just so you all know NONE of those were photoshopped in any way), I am positive that the Palin supporters admiration and support for Sister Sarah has now become all encompassing.
Poor Barack Obama. The super competent, unbelievably intelligent, goofy eared bastard never had a chance.
Makes me wonder what I could look like w/help!! Haha!
ReplyDeleteShe sure is NOT attractive w/o makeup - no padded bra - in the baseball cap photo. Yikes! She has proven to be so ugly within herself and it shows on the outside so many, mnay times.
i find she is only attractive on first glance...when you look closer her nastiness shows through...O/T, did anybody watch Bristol on DR.Drew ?
ReplyDeleteI forgot it was on.
honestly, I don't think appearances matter much to her or she'd probably lose the glasses (and risk running into things), hire a FULLTIME stylist, and market herself using her appearance. To put it simply, she's a deeply Alaskan, carhaart wearing, sweatshirt donning, country girl. Never professed to be anything else.
ReplyDeleteAnd to say Barack Obama is intelligent (enough to adequately lead) I insist you actually listen to what he says - which is nothing. Same ol talking points, same old blunders. He forgot Mitch's NAME and couldnt recall it after several seconds. There are so many, as you'd describe them, "Sarah moments" with him it's crazy that people continue to place him on a pedestal.
He is human, they all are. He is selfish, they all are. He was against a debt ceiling hike in 06 before a hike would work FOR him.
DO YOUR RESEARCH MAN. FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. Obama is NOT on your side. He's on HIS side. He's a puppet. They all are.
Don't you just love the way the size of her boobs are ever changing?
ReplyDeleteAnd yet ... where IS the polarizing Mrs. Palin these days? She was pageview-bait for so long, but now it's almost like nobody in the LSM cares. After all, there are so many people doing actual newsworthy things.
ReplyDeleteI'm as shallow as the next guy, but I just never found her attractive. Maybe it's that voice, or the stupid shit that voice says, but I just can't see the attraction.
ReplyDeleteShe wouldn't be able to get a job at Hooters with her fake boobs.
ReplyDeleteGreat one again Gryph!! We need to be constantly reminded of what we are up against with some in the voting sector. These photos need to mingle with all the other views the purposefully and resolute uninformed continually see. It's the only way to make some of them think twice.
ReplyDeleteThe boogie board pic has been my personal fave since it first arrived on the scene. I post it over and over whenever I come across someone attempting to aver that we are jealous of Mrs P because she's so beautiful. Nope. She really is 'just like' those who fawn over her, much more than they are led to know and they need to see that too.
Her supporters accuse us of
'sexism' if we notice her 'sales job' yet fail to recognize that the true sexism arises when since forever women have been indocrinated and pressured to wear makeup if they are to be considered acceptable, while men haven't.
Her boobs in the Army t-shirt are amazingly smaller than in her latest center-fold in Newsweek. Oooops. Guess someone had a boob job or wears a push-up bra to "get want she wants". Hahaha. What a LOSER.
ReplyDeletePresident Obama is also quite attractive, so don't say "poor Obama." :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for that comment. And the photos. That first one was the best. I am 55 years old and I look better than that without makeup. Maybe I should run for President. With a bit of makeup, I can look pretty good. And my girls are a real 38C, so I don't even need a push up bra.
ReplyDeleteShe must have forgotten to put her teeth in with the photo of the teeshirt Army.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you need to include these, they are priceless :
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236561/Taking-break-Sun-conscious-Sarah-Palin-covers-beach-holiday-Hawaii.html
Here's a tiny URL just in case that cuts off:
http://tinyurl.com/3hkom4v
Sarahs naked thighs are a sight to behold. She's definitely not a natural beauty...Sarah needs lots of makeup, wigs, and spanx to make her look good
Sarah and a wise man were walking along a sandy beach (think the X-tian poem "Footprints"). The wise man then held up a clear piece of glass in front of Sarah's face and asked her what she saw. "I see a beautiful land, clear skies and a clean, blue ocean." The wise man then held up a mirror to Sarah. "What do you see now?" he asked. Sarah smirked and answered, "I see only MYSELF." "Ah," said the wise man, "Isn't it interesting what a little silver can do . . . "
ReplyDeleteOne of the glaring symptoms of Narcissism is valuing the appearance of things over true substance -- e.g. Bristol's new chin and Sarah's Teabagger cheesecake shots which highlight "the girls." It's a sad and unenlightened life for those who, as their Bible tells them, "store up their treasures on Earth." When Sarah said "any and all of them," I guess this is the book she missed.
The photo on the deck? Pure sex. Palin's body is pivoted toward the camera, while leaning back with her knees up.
ReplyDeleteShe looks very accessible, yes- but the casual top adds a 'she's ready for sexy time" vibe. She is positioned near water, and it is implied wild times are very, very close, Palin could be in a wet t shirt at anytime.
Sex sells dying magazines nicely.
Anon 1:39
ReplyDeleteThe definition of delusional seems to have run your ass over, snatched your wallet, looked at your ID and has now stolen your identity. You need to call one of those
theft bureaus to get your plain ignorant self back.
@1:39: Hi, Granny LuLu. Taking the family to Applebee's tonight to laugh at us and figure out how much money you can get for a People exclusive with your second, I mean third, I mean fourth grandchild?
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ReplyDeleteDon't you just love the way the size of her boobs are ever changing?
1:41 PM
I can see a woman getting implants and displaying them but I can't imagine a woman, Sarah Palin, going out one day looking like a Ken doll and the next day trying to look like Barbie. We all know she is sporting flap jacks on her chest so why does she wear a water or padded bra on certain occasions? You either do it or don't do it.
Hey, I just thought of a great name for the new political party she wants to create:
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin's Boobs"
1:39 pm I don't think appearances matter much to her ....
ReplyDeleteIvy Frye, you are so full of chit cause Sarah wears the glasses to look attractive, she gets botox & lipo on her face for looks, she wears hooker shoes for looks, she wears push up bras for looks, she wears tight skirts & short for looks, she unbuttons her tops way down now for looks and everything she does is for looks.
You have Sarah up on a pedestal pretending she is a queen, she is an idiot and a horrible mother and yes some of us know the idiot. She lies just because she can and she begs for money cause she is a grifter.
You just can't help but let your hate for the president shine thru in your posts, stupid much, yes you are.
Oops! I have to apologize.
ReplyDeleteI accidentally rejected about ten comments just a few minutes ago, by hitting the wrong button.
That is very unusual for me, but perfection continues to elude me I am afraid.
If you want to resubmit your comment, I will make sure NOT to kick it to the curb if at all possible.
Thanks for your patience.
That recent photo on the deck, isn't it on most truck drivers back tires? hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteBTW, President Obama has cute ears.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I can see how low information voters would use a candidate's appearance as a factor. It can work both ways. My mom who is from the old country and doesn't understand English very well, couldn't stand Palin when she walked on the VP Stage. She interpreted Palin's body language.
gryph, great collage of $cary $carah pix.
ReplyDeletebut if you'd be so kind as to also include the hawaiian cottage cheese thighed pix that'd also be mucho appreciated...
8)
I believe this is called the "Rich Lowry" effect.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 1:41pm said...
ReplyDelete"Don't you just love the way the size of her boobs are ever changing?"
Palin's boobs do retreat, reload, retreat quite often, don't they?
I'm sure her most critical question each morning is: "Should my boobs retreat or reload today?"
Well Palin can gussy herself up as much as she wants, but as soon as she opens her mouth, that is when Palin's decrepit true self spews forth - and that is some ugly !!
Oh, and Palin, you'll never be good enough for America.
yeah yeah yeah Chappelle Lawson sez.... I wanna' know what Dave Chappelle sez.
ReplyDeleteObama does have funny ears, now that you mention it.
ReplyDeleteQueen Esther once said "Shakespeare made up words too." When asked, "Which ones," She replied "All of them."
ReplyDeleteanon 1:39 I suggest you do some research. Remember the President's visit to the Republican's retreat back in January? Watch the video and then comment on his intelligence again.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/29/transcript-of-president-o_n_442423.html
As to his no vote on the debt ceiling, he was playing the Washington game - yes, he is a politician. He has since said he regretted voting for politics over doing the right thing. Sen Dick Durbin explained how the game works on Lawrence O'Donnell the other night. Personally I hate the political games played in Washington, constantly wasting time and not getting anything done, but here is Durbin's explanation:
O‘DONNELL: Senator, the debt ceiling votes have almost been almost ignorable in the Congress, they were few controversial versions of it, so much so that many in the media weren‘t aware of it, they would go by unnoticed. There was a debt ceiling vote during the Bush presidency where both you and Senator Obama voted against raising the debt ceiling.
DURBIN: That‘s right.
O‘DONNELL: Is that a vote that at least the president today wishes he could get back when he‘s sitting in that room insisting on the importance of raising a debt ceiling when he had his one chance to vote on it in the Senate, he voted against it?
DURBIN: Well, he said that. And, you know, I can tell you what happens. And I think you know this because you worked up on the Hill here. If you‘re not in the president‘s party, you say it‘s the president‘s responsibility to do it, and then look over your shoulder to make sure it passes.
O‘DONNELL: Right.
DURBIN: You know? Let‘s be honest about that.
O‘DONNELL: That‘s right.
DURBIN: You don‘t want to go home and explain it if you don‘t have to, but you certainly don‘t want to see the United States default on its debts. So, it gets passed each year. It‘s not pretty and people take political advantage of it. But we know the bottom line, it has to pass.
O‘DONNELL: Yes, what each party always makes sure of is that there‘s no more than 49 votes against it in the Senate, and they kind of know that it‘s going to work that way. It‘s always been done in the Senate any way in a fairly cordial way. This new world in which there are members of the House, certainly, and possibly some new members of the Senate who actually don‘t believe that it has to be raised, it seems has cost you months in this debate, just getting them to the point or getting Boehner to the point where he can say publicly he knows it has to be raised.
In the first photo she looks like the turtle I received for my 8th birthday. I named him "Tony" and he lived for only one month in a plastic aquarium with a fake green palm tree.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, this is soooo funny! I had to absolutely howl when I saw that first flat-chested photo of her. Hey, now THAT should be on the cover of Newsweek!! LOL
ReplyDeleteWonder if Phil Munger will be pissed about this topic, also too?
ReplyDeleteHe keeps saying he is giving up his blog, guess he wants to go out with a bang.
I think we should do some house cleaning also too and sweep his blog off the blog roll also too. No one would ever miss the old codger.
As she sinks into oblivion, Sarah Palin leaves behind so many ugly photos...ya know what they say: pretty is as pretty does.
ReplyDeleteJust hope the losers at Fox let her keep her job a little while longer so she can make one or two more folksy appearances before she starts selling bedazzled flags on QVC.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletehonestly, I don't think appearances matter much to her or she'd probably lose the glasses (and risk running into things),
She had lasik surgery, dummy.
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hire a FULLTIME stylist, and market herself using her appearance.
And yet she latched onto every single penny's worth of styling she could get from the RNC (other people's money). Silk boxers for Tawd? Louis Vuitton for a child? Oh, please, face reality.
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To put it simply, she's a deeply Alaskan, carhaart wearing, sweatshirt donning, country girl. Never professed to be anything else.
Bull, she just loves running around with private jets and with her miniskirts up to her hoo-hah and her hooker boots, and her false boobies, and the winkin' and flirtin' and all her other unprofessional prima donna antics and demands.
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And to say Barack Obama is intelligent (enough to adequately lead) I insist you actually listen to what he says - which is nothing. Same ol talking points, same old blunders.
Again, bullshit. I have listened to the President's speeches. I read transcripts of them. He is brilliant with a long record of excellence in education and accomplishment whether you like it or not.
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He forgot Mitch's NAME and couldnt recall it after several seconds.
He has a million things at once to juggle, not least of which is the intransigent demands of the ill-educated oafs that bounced into office in November with not the slightest idea of what governance means. And let's not forget the Republicans that have boldly stated that the most important issue for them is not what's best for the country, but for them to win the next election.
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There are so many, as you'd describe them, "Sarah moments" with him it's crazy that people continue to place him on a pedestal.
Sorry, you lie. No momentary gaffe in a speech even comes remotely close to the incredibly stupid things which which Palin says and then doubles down on.
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He is human, they all are. He is selfish, they all are. He was against a debt ceiling hike in 06 before a hike would work FOR him.
They are not all selfish. There are legislators across the country of both parties who have served their constituents well and honorably for many years. What an unfounded thing for you to say.
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DO YOUR RESEARCH MAN. FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. Obama is NOT on your side. He's on HIS side. He's a puppet. They all are.
1:39 PM
No, they are not all puppets. Saying so is just an easy out for you to not actually do your research. You lie.
To 1:35 - I believe Bristol is on Dr. Drew tommorow (Thursday) so you didn't miss it. I wonder what lies she will spew on that show besides the lies already spewed in her book. When will it ever end?
ReplyDeleteWell, I really did like that ! Thanks Grypen
ReplyDelete2:26 pm angela said
ReplyDeleteBest comment of the day! You are witty!
1:39 PM: "honestly, I don't think appearances matter much to her or she'd probably lose the glasses (and risk running into things)…"
ReplyDeleteDO YOUR RESEARCH MAN. She had laser eye surgery years ago.
Look at any of the photos in the article where you can see the side of her face through a lens of her glasses and, immediately below, not through the lens. The edge lines up perfectly, showing that the lens is providing no correction.
In particular, see the third picture--her left eye--and the fourth picture--her right eye.
@1:39: Who's Mitch? Mitch Who?
ReplyDeleteTheNastyLiberal said...
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Obama does have funny ears, now that you mention it.
3:30 PM
I would rather have funny ears than look like an old dried up apple face doll. Ya gotta admit Sarah is one ugllyyy woman.
Someone did a stellar job of showing those who dare to look what Sarah Palin would normally look like in public if she didn't wear her fancy eyeglasses disguise, the "trowels of makeup", the false eyelashes, and hairpieces:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.koolass.com/palin.html
Run your cursor over each picture, and voila!
Hopefully Dr. Drew will give Levi what he needs for a slander suit against Bristol. That would allow him to call witness testimony regarding her stolen virginity.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the dr that did her lasix surgery was the same one that tied her tubes after Piper was born
ReplyDeleteAnon at 1:39, Sarah actually looks BETTER with her glasses, and she knows it. Just look at the December 07 Vogue shoot where she took them off--she looks old and not very attractive. If she didn't care about her looks, she wouldn't trowel on the makeup and wear age-inappropriate clothing, long flowing wigs, massively padded bras, and sexy shoes. She doesn't hire a full-time stylist because 1) she's tight, and 2) she's too stupid and arrogant to realize she needs one.
ReplyDeleteAs for President Obama's intelligence, anyone stupid enough to fall for Palin's lies has no place commenting on the intelligence of someone who graduated at the top of his class from Harvard Law School.
Dr Droop and Bristol are likely going to be painful to watch.
ReplyDeleteHe moderates the MTV "teen mom" postseason forums and when well known hosebeast Amber was shown the footage of herself savagely beating her child's father about the face (AS her toddler daughter watched) and when Amber of course could offer no excuse except the Abuser's Tattoo "if he just wouldn't PROVOKE ME..."
Dr. Drew stepped in with "you just...whited out in rage, didn't you? You just didn't have any idea what you said or did, do you?"
I mean he absolved her of all responsibility when she punched (not smacked, or slapped- punched) the father of her child repeatedly- because he dared try to take his OWN possessions when she kicked him out. (something she did every time he would try to get her to control her temper)
Sorry to venture off into that whole tirade, but I just KNOW Dr Drew is going to coddle and cutesy Bristol until she's so pitiable and benign, she looks like the love child of Mother Theresa and Elmo.
If anyone thinks her "regular" glasses are real, keep in mind the massively curved designer sunglasses she wears. You can't get that type of eyewear in a prescription: I tried.
ReplyDeleteSo. she's either wearing contacts plus sunglasses, or…
I picked a more modest sunglass frame that allows for a prescription lens.
She wears glasses to make her look intellectual.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahahahahaha
I've said it to my friends for the last 20 years, that if Ron Paul looked like Brad Pitt, he'd have already served as President.
ReplyDeleteI know he has some drawbacks, but he's one of the few members of Congress who actually has some integrity.
He is a medical doctor,
a Captain in the US military, having served with distinction as a surgeon in the Vietnam era
He's also written 6 books on economics, no small feat compared to a certain grifter's accomplishment of two ghostwritten pieces of trash
I have some issues with his positions on women's rights and the Civil rights act of 1964, but if he was President, he'd be tempered by the Congress. He's mostly in favor of a strictly constitutional government, and letting states decided on drug use, gay rights, abortion rights, and a whole host
of hot button issues.
He'd absolutely support a US balanced budget, and curtail the insanity of Nafta, and the tarriff repeals under Clinton that together have caused an estimated 50,000 US factories to move overseas or to Mexico.
No candidate is perfect, but to support Gryphen's point, you can't be a short guy with a squeaky voice and big ears and expect to get elected in our pathetic and juvenile culture of vanity and vapidity.
BigBoss PAYlin illustrates this perfectly when she went to Anchorage to just smell
the aura emanating from Ivana Trump's chemical perfume stink.
Her statement of "We are so starved for any glamour" about sums up
50% of politics here in the US>
Gryphen, you're so funny! At first I was disgusted by the notion of picking a leader by what they look like, and I've heard many of her bots say the same thing, so I was sitting here reading and thinking that we are doomed, etc., and shaking my head at her cheesecake in Carharts photo shoot, posing in her wig,
ReplyDeletebut then.... you, in your true Gryphen fashion, nailed it again! Your funny commentary and then the picture of her with no makeup made me laugh out loud.
That photo of her in the pink hat with no makeup on REALLY shows what an old hag she really is. Most men looking at that would change their minds immediately about her! We need that photo to go far and wide!
R in NC
Elizabeth Warren is the Palin antidote!
ReplyDeleteP.S. To the Palin family troll (is that you Lou Sarah, Granny Lulu?), this has NOTHING to DO with President OBAMA!! My, my, how transparent. Any excuse to bring up the President.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine living with that wench? You'd say, ooh, it looks like a pretty day, and she'd probably say, yeah but I bet Obama wouldn't notice that it's a pretty day! She must carp about him all day long, every day. I bet she's just hell to be around.
R in NC
Hmm, Gryphen my original comment must've been one o'the deleted. I just wondered if that first photo, with the sunken mouth and cheeks, skanky hair, etc, was really Sarah palin? It looks more like her grandma! Who took it and how did it ever get released? If only the C4Ps could get a gander of that pic, half of them would commit suicide.
ReplyDeleteCompare Palin's and the President's smiles.
ReplyDeleteHers doesn't even reach her eyes. It's false and you know she's spent hours on front of a mirror practicing it.
His comes right from his toes, bursts out his mouth and touches people all around him.
Hey! I like Obama's "goofy" ears and I think that he is particularly cute when he does that sly smile.
ReplyDeleteI've been saying for quite a while if Sarah's ideas were being spouted by someone that looked like Roseanne Barr (or fill in any plump, unattractive person. BTW I have nothing against Roseanne Barr, I think that most people know to what I'm referring) then she wouldn't still be on the political stage. It's just a sign of the times we are living in where looks is everything, unfortunately.
Anon@139: "forgot Mitch's NAME..." you say?
ReplyDeleteYou can't make this stuff up, truly. But try reading a book sometime. You know, a real one.
Thanks for the laugh.
Great comparison, and a reminder of what she really stands for - infantile attention seeking.
ReplyDeletePlease run the photo of
ReplyDeleteSarah in all her dimply-thighed glory in Hawaii during spring break when Willow broke into the house and she and Todd had to cut short their vacation. That picture was a real eyeopener, sure to make just about any male member flacid.
"Or dress up to look like and THEN masturbate to."
ReplyDeleteSoda spray all over keyboard--check.
The last pic of Palin doing her "turkey in black leather" imitation is priceless.
Newsweek missed the boat when photo #1 was not chosen for their cover. Just think of how many copies Newsweek could have sold showing the real $paylin.
ReplyDeleteGertie Grifter photo one reminds me of mudflaps I've seen on 18 wheel rigs. It's the silhouette of a naked woman tits thrust forward and legs up, just the way GG's are - ha!
ReplyDeleteIs that where you got the idea for the pose, Gertie?
BTW I'm a natural 38DD. Eat your heart out Gertie.
Sorry if I made you blush Gryph ;-)
Jaye
Reminds me of the Nixon-Kennedy debate where JFK looked so much more smashing than the worn out sweaty Nixon that he brought more of the voting public to his side.
ReplyDeleteLooks do matter, but there must be more, much more.
Bristol believes abstinence is the only option for her family--birth control is not an option; probably because none of them of smart enough to use birth control correctly.
ReplyDeleteThe bitterness, ugliness and the hatred that she has on the inside are starting to show. I think it is beginning to take a toll on her looks.
ReplyDeleteI never saw her as an attractive woman to begin with but a close up of her face, even with makeup, is not a pretty sight.
Well, they also vote for the taller candidate.
ReplyDeleteCould be the reason for those naughty monkeys.
All of her designer sunglasses are not available with correction. When she was in Haiti, she went back and forth sunglasses to her regular glasses, so if her sunglasses had no prescription, how could she see with them? She had no opportunity to pop contacts in and out, and who would do that anyway? Same thing on her reality show with the halibut filleting scene.
ReplyDeleteRemember when John Ziegler told us, earlier this summer, that when he went to meet Palin, and she came out w/out make-up, he didn't even recognize her? And he's a die-hard Palinbot (or a "former" one...)
ReplyDeleteThe McCain campaign lusted for someone young, vibrant, and blooming to balance their candidate's deplorable health and fading mental power.
ReplyDeleteThe McCain campaign got a mentally unstable pregnancy faker that could NOT handle "what do you read" from a fluff reporter.
Palin's assisted "looks" got her from housewife to national politics. Her certifiable "ugly" (mental and physical) will demote her to below Paris Hilton status soon.
babygate breaking would certainly help.
The news is starting to pick up on the fact that Britta is prego.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that it's a big scientific discovery to learn that the kids who were popular in school also happened to be good looking.
ReplyDeleteThe reason that Sarah needs to sell herself in terms of her looks is that's all that there is. Even Karl Rove noted, when she quit her job as governor, that she had to spend time getting some gravitas. She hasn't. She can't. She is not smart, and unless someone writes it for her, she is not articulate. She does not think.
But, Sarah has managed to get noticed by charming people, and it has worked. She was once quoted as saying that she was going to wear her best push up bar to the Wasilla city council meeting, because she had an agenda that she really wanted to get passed.
Judge Judy said it best. "Beauty fades, stupid is forever."
Obama is H-O-T... brains are incredibly sexy - to add to the package, which is already awfully good!
ReplyDeleteJudge Judy said it best
ReplyDelete"Beauty fades, dumb is forever"
The beauty pageant pics and vids and the "sports caster" teeeeveee gig she had showed clearly her lazy, wonked out popeye. Before she had her lasix surgery and hysterectomy.
The "Rill" sarah is a prune with windsocks on her chest (Thanks Gryphen for coining the windsocks adjective- it's perfect).
I can see why a certain segment of couch potato teabaggers view her as "pretty", they're married to women who look like Curley from the three stooges in drag, only wif no teefus.
The problem with comparing palin with President Obama is that one is gainfully employed, happily married to a naturally beautiful wife, and is raising two daughters who can't go to functions and parties because they're either in school or playing with other kids, as they should be. The other parents by blackberry, text, and not being actively involved in her children's and husband's lives.
Obama's ears are funny looking, but what's between them is sexy as hell! Smart men are always sexy.
heh heh....
ReplyDeleteI wonder if $P has gotten wind of how the motorcycle people are now thinking she's a lesbian. (Nothing wrong with that, except for the delicious irony.)
Because to the hard-core bike enthusiasts, there's only ONE reason for one bitch to ride with another...
(with the ONLY exception being if one of the bitches bikes broke down)
@ 4:36
ReplyDeleteyeah right - letting state decide because those issues of human rights should be subject to majority rule. You know, in my state, people who post on blogs at 4:36 should be deprived of all human rights - and their computers. And if I can get enough of my fellow state citizens to agree with me - you'd be toast. Now what do you think of Paul's vision of the future.
Not to mention, he spawned Randie Paulie.
OH OH Fox Chicago is breaking the new, grandma will be mighty MAD :)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpps/news/facebook-rumors-swirl-about-new-palin-grandchild-dpgonc-20110720-kh_14219996
Ugh!! Those awful photos keep crashing my browser!!
ReplyDeleteShe looks much better in all photos compared to the first one. She looks 75 in that photo. Look close. Its shocking. Now we know why Sarah uses so much make up. She pours it on. Her face cant handle more plastic surgery either or she will start looking like Joan Rivers or maybe Bristol.
Without the slather of make-up, old Sarah looks tranny-ish. Wonder if her silence these days means she's have a cosmetic tune-up?
ReplyDeleteWhere has the Queen Bee been by the way?
ReplyDeleteAnd has anyone heard from RAM?
Perhaps Sarah is behind the scenes planning her campaign.
Perhaps she is busy studying foreign policy, or how legislation is written. Or maybe she is learning finally what a vice president does while shes planning the decor of the oval office.
Then again, maybe shes reading blogs and movie reviews while chugging shots of tequila wirh crunch wrap supremes?
Yes i thought Phil was giving up his blog. But where would he criticize the president like he is doing today. what happened to making music?
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah, Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteQuick question, Where's Trig's birth certificate?
Ron Paul's vision of America is not a country id want ti live in. You better hope he would be tempered ny congress because he wants to get rid of the Dept of Education, the EPA, Medicare,social security, foreign aid to ANY government. Its all me me me me keep as much as i can for me me me. Hes an extremist and his son is even worse. They are racist among other things.
ReplyDeleteThere is a reason he has never done well in a presidental primary and its not just his looks!!!
hi Anonymous @ 6:09 pm,
ReplyDeleteMy posting about Ron Paul was on topic, as it was partially about his looks.
States are already passing all sorts of laws that are pointing to a Xtian theocracy in the midwest and south, and there's not much the Feds are going to do about it in the 21st century.
And to your puerile comment about what time stamp was on my email,
how is that possibly relevant to anything?
Are you implying that a "Rill Amurucun" is supposed to be at work all day? Think TIME ZONES, right?
Here in New England, it happened to be shortly after 8pm when I posted...
My post was topical, if slightly partisan, but at least it was coherent and I signed my name.
Your's was risible.
Also, too, you hiding behind Anonymous?
Hey Gryph, you gotta read this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-garcia/the-undead-sarah-palin-re_b_904079.html
Hey der, can someone go over to the LATimes which has an article on track/britta baby and post something like the following - I don't facebook and evidently you need to in order to to post:
ReplyDelete"I'd be verifying that they're married if I were you LATimes. As in checking for a marriage license - not just a posed picture on top of some Alaksan mountain with the 'rents and a bouquet. And then I'd be checking out the lies Sarah Palin told about WHY they had that "wedding."
Gryphen, the jowly, scowly shots of the screechy wretch capture the ugly creature inside the unnatractive exterior. Always good for a laugh at Lulu's expense. Thsnks for posting them.
ReplyDelete4:36 PM AJ Billings said...
ReplyDeleteI've said it to my friends for the last 20 years, that if Ron Paul looked like Brad Pitt, he'd have already served as President.
I know he has some drawbacks, but he's one of the few members of Congress who actually has some integrity....I have some issues with his positions on women's rights and the Civil rights act of 1964, but...
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Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion but....ack!!!...for some of us Paul's positions on basic human rights are deal breakers. Add in his funding from the Aryan brotherhood and we're talking a dressed for success David Duke. No thanks ... under the Repubs the US is moving fast enough to the conditions of Atwood's Handmaid's Tale.
Keep it Klassy granny.
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Gryphen, I know you've used those horrible photos of SP so many times on your blog - I have always assumed they had been massively photoshopped. I have a hard time believing anyone (honestly - including SP) could grimace like that. You sure thy aren't digitally "enhanced"?
ReplyDeleteanon 247pm said "I can see a woman getting implants and displaying them but I can't imagine a woman, Sarah Palin, going out one day looking like a Ken doll and the next day trying to look like Barbie....why does she wear a water or padded bra on certain occasions? You either do it or don't do it."
ReplyDeleteBecause she's schizophrenic, and it depends on which Sarah she is that particular day---- buxom come & get it FMeP tease Sarah, or frigid, flat-chested, "Christian" conservative, no nonsense ice queen.
rofl @ 1:39 pm:
ReplyDelete"honestly, I don't think appearances matter much to her "
oh, reeaally? then why is she constantly injecting her face with botox or juvederm? why does she wear wigs? why does she wear glasses that she doesn't need? why did she get veneers on her teeth before she quit on her constituents? because she DOES care about appearances - her (manufactured) looks are ALL SHE'S GOT. you're a fool.
funny post gryphen! and it's true, the only reason that she puts on all this phoniness is because the dumbasses in dumbfuckistan don't care about policy - they care about appearances. just like the quitter.
obama doesn't need wigs, botox, teeth veneers, and fake glasses - cause he's got BRAINS.
The deck shot looks like a Cialis ad.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing is two bathtubs side by side and Sarah holding Brad, er...Todd's hand.
Notice too, how her hair has been combed over her left shoulder to hide her Turkey Neck!
ReplyDeleteWow, you are so right! She is doing a trucker mudflap pose! LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the photo of her cheesy thighs?
ReplyDeleteI don't have the link, but there's her old Newsweek cover with upper lip hair.
ReplyDeleteLove the photo where Sarah, wearing an army tee shirt, appears to be vomiting in her mouth. I would be, too, if I had just looked in the mirror. The boobs "are what they are"- definitely not erotic. Her skin in sagging, her hair looks filthy. Yes, all these things can and have been corrected BUT it's only a temporary fix. One day (soon, I hope) when she and her rampage are only a dim memory, this is how she will look EVERY day and she wanders aimlessly around in Wasilla, Scottsdale or HELL and wonders what went wrong.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThat recent photo on the deck, isn't it on most truck drivers back tires? hahahahahaha
3:20 PM
............Oh no, now every time I see a mudflap I will think of Sarah Palin.
How dare you lump Civil War reenactors in with Tea Baggers? I have several friends who are reenactors and flaming left wing socialist liberal types.
ReplyDeleteHere's what I posted that you deleted, Gryphen: a Runner's World profile of Kathleen Sebelius, which shows that a woman can pose for it and still look like a serious, credible athlete and politician rather than a hott sexxxy GILF.
ReplyDeleteIf Granny LuLu had even an ounce of self-awareness and professionalism, she'd be a front runner. But alas, she'd rather be a GILF.
http://www.runnersworld.com/article/0,7120,s6-243-544--13937-0,00.html
For those that can remember: is it just me or is Sarah Palin (trademark) the reincarnation of Gilda Radnor’s classic Emily Latella on SNL? She rants on and on, gibberish way off the course. Someday, hopefully people will wise up and just say “Never mind,” to anything she says. Somebody should go to SNL archives, then compare Emily to SP.
ReplyDeleteShe got the vote of the MILF crowd. Live by the inflatable boobs and die when they are punctured.
ReplyDeleteThis study reminded me of what they said about the first televised Presidential Debate between Kennedy and Nixon. Crabby, Sickly, Pale, Old Nixon Vs Young, Confident, Handsome Kennedy. No contest.
ReplyDeleteCarrie
9:38 PM Anon said..."The deck shot looks like a Cialis ad.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing is two bathtubs side by side and Sarah holding Brad, er...Todd's hand."
Or Todd holding Brad's hand, which is much more likely.
I wonder if anyone could photoshope a family photo of Sarah, Bristol and Britta together while each were 7 months pregnant?
ReplyDeleteYou gotta wonder if Sara walking arounf the house in lingerie turned Her daughter into a horny lesbian!
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