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| Mommy-to-be, Britta Palin, surrounded by Kayla's gifts from the baby shower. |
Sarah Palin’s son Track and his new wife Britta became the proud parents of a baby girl, Kyla Grace Palin, last night.
I learned last summer that Joe has EXCELLENT sources, so if he says that this baby was born last night, you can bet that his information is correct.
Okay let's see, Track and Britta got married in May, and this wonderful bundle of joy is born in August, which is approximately three months later. WTF?
How is it that these Palin women have the fastest human gestation on the planet? Do ALL women in Wasilla get pregnant and give birth in only two or three months, or is that only the people in this family?
By the way here is the official announcement from Sarah Palin.
Update: Well it looks like Radar Online found somebody close to the family to confirm Joe's tip:
A source close to the family confirmed the arrival of the little girl to the young parents who were married just three months ago in May.
Just for the record let me say that I never had any doubt that McGinniss had the straight poop. He made a lot of good friends in Wasilla during his stay and he hears all kinds of things. As you will all learn for yourselves when his book comes out in September.
You forgot to add Gryphen, that Britta was registered with Target with a due date of Aug 29.
ReplyDeleteDue dates for Palins are pure BS! Attempts to mislead in order that they can 'make up the facts'
Wonder how much they get from People Mag for the first pics or are the Palins pissed with People and with go to US or it might be InTouch. I can't remember who they're pissed at!!!!
ReplyDeletePalin's announcement - ROFL!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, another Palin conceived out of wedlock. It should be a shock but thats what happens in white trash families generation after generation.
ReplyDeleteAm I...is it just...what? Crickets chirping? I must have been somewhere else when this thing got started. I can only guess it refers to Jiminy Cricket and lying Pinocchio. Somebody please tell me if I'm right so I can stop wondering about it.
ReplyDeleteThe Announcement was in MAY 2011 when
ReplyDeleteGRANNY GRIFTER attempted to stave off the early PREGNANCY with a FAKE wedding. ABSTINENCE is just a WORD in the LYING GRIFTER FAMILY.
Oh yeah, and my congratulations to the new parents. Somehow I just can't lump them in with the rest of the family, speedy pregnancy or not. They seem to try and stay out of all the phony family values muck. It can't be easy.
ReplyDeleteI hope there has been no announcement because Britta and Track put there foot down with Grandma Grifter and told her to keep out of their lives.
ReplyDeleteFirst the baby was due end of August, then they moved it to end of September, and now she comes at the beginning of August? Oh, well.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the new parents...
I guess we haven't heard from Granny Grifter because she can’t admit that she is a triple (or quadruple) granny – it would be too devastating in her bots’ eyes to admit that she is a washed-up GRANDMOTHER, and not some sexy young chick!
Come to think of it, she hasn't announced her 'official first' grandchild, Tripp, either...
I love the initials this kid has - KGP (very close to KGB, which is what it might be pronounced like by many of those 'unnererdumacated' Teabots of granma Grifter
ReplyDeleteSo is this number 2, 3, or 4 for Granny LuLu? And when will we see number 5? Willow is, what, 17% If she doesn't have a baby soon, she'll be an old maid.
ReplyDeleteEvan people not paying attention, AKA republican, Palin worshipers, will notice that they JUST GOT MARRIED.
ReplyDeleteWow, I'll bet being a Grandma again is about to push Scarah over the edge. She's really going to have to ramp up the crazy to distract from this. Also too, look for her to skank up her outfits so people forget she's a Granny.
ReplyDeleteHaaaahaaa, good times.
Someone posted a reminder on Joe's post that Willow's "pregnancy scare" was back in November... about 9 months ago. Things that make you go hmmm...
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
ReplyDeleteJoe tweeted about the birth!!!
joemcginniss Joe McGinniss
Sarah Palin a grandma again. Track & Britta have baby girl, Kyla Grace Palin. http://t.co/rhOS9DO
(the link is to Joe's website - which Gryphen linked to in his post)
Congratulations to the (very) young couple. Let's hope Britta eventually returns to school to finish her nursing degree instead of relying on tabloid and reality teevee money.
ReplyDeleteThe Heath-Palins obviously aren't concerned, but I can't believe Britta's parents are thrilled at their daughter's choices (not that they aren't thrilled with the baby, herself).
Well, they picked a nice name for this baby, At least it wasn't a weird name like revolver or rifle or volleyball?
ReplyDeleteThats is surprising? Ha ha.
And as far as gestation I'm from Wasilla and I had normal gestations don't paint all of us from Wasilla with such a broad brush. Really, come on.
The Palins don't have many admirers from here anymore and I never did care for them in the first place.
Anyway, Best Wishes for this baby girl.
Abstinence only, I don't think so!
Yes, first, Britta had the birth date as Aug. 29th, then it was changed to Sept 29th, and then the birth registry on Target disappeared altogether. Riiiiiight! Wink Wink!
ReplyDeleteI also too love the official announcement. :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the new parents. Nice to see that they've given their baby girl a normal name.
ReplyDeleteThe Palin worshippers will not be bothered one iota with another early delivery. It will only add to the positive picture they have of the clan. All the female members of the family who became pregnant before tying the knot elected to carry the baby to term. That is the bottom line with them.
While that is a blessedly normal name, you can guarantee that they'll play up the divinity of her middle name, being "Grace."
ReplyDeleteBless the new family.
I'm sorry Mercede has brought up Track's drug use (but only for a second) since the Palin camp has never pulled any punches or laid off the Johnston's in the last three years.
Other than the damage control this inevitably brings, may this family remain out of the limelight and be more tasteful and quiet than the family Britta married into.
A new kiddo for the SarahPAC payroll! Keep sending it in bots.
ReplyDeleteThey should have named her Abstinence Palin.
ReplyDeleteSarah's family has such great values and they tell so many lies, why would anyone want any of these ppl near the white house. Just think what kind of role models they would be. Poster children for pre marriage sex, and lie about it with a straight face. Even lie abt when a legal marriage occurs.Classy
ReplyDeletehaha Gryph - suckered me into looking at the 'official announcement'. ROFL
ReplyDeleteLet's hope that a baby born at 3 months gestation is ok.
ReplyDeleteGreat comment by SP!
ReplyDeleteI truly hope that Track and Britta stay out of SP's evil orbit and focus on their own small family. I am glad to see that they picked a really pretty name for a probably really pretty little girl - Kyla Grace is lovely. May she have loving, caring parents who put her first - and may her maternal grandparents play a much larger role in her life than her paternal grandparent.
Kyla was born almost ten years to the day her paternal grandfather Curtis Menard died in that plane crash. I have a post about that tomorrow. Anyway congrats Track and Britta! Keep Kyla away from Sarah and Todd.
ReplyDeleteJust how many grandkids does Sarah have now?
ReplyDeleteNot counting the potential grandkids that were "whited out".
3?
4?
5?
Congrats to Track & Britta with their new bundle of joy ~~ Kyla.
ReplyDeletePart humsn, part salamander?
ReplyDeleteThe kids picked a beautiful name for her - much, much better than what idiot Sarah and Toad did for their kids.
ReplyDeleteAre they really legally married or just a for-show ceremony?
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the new parents.
ReplyDeleteMay they never let the Quitter get her witchy claws on their baby and pimp the photos to whoever is paying. Of course, as we've been told before, Sarah is never happy being thought of or called GRANDMA! So happy new GRANDMA day, Sarah----you vile old crone.
Are we sure she didn't "adopt" bristol's new baby?
ReplyDeleteat least she has a nice name and not something like Plow or Rink
ReplyDeleteGreat news for $arah -- a cute new prop for the campaign trail!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, I did need a good laugh today!
ReplyDeletethat "announcement" made me literally LOL. Love it.
ReplyDeleteAnother triumph for "abstinence only" education!
ReplyDeleteBest of luck to the new parents and baby. With Snow Snooki as grandma, you're gonna need it, you betcha!
It's a medial miracle! A Palin baby gestated for less than three months! Palin pregnancies are gettin' shorter 'n shorter.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that WAS fast. With sucha small/quick wedding, I would have thought they'd just found out they were pregnant, but I guess they were pretty far along... Well, the best of luck and happiness to Britta and Track :)
ReplyDeleteA normal name? What's going on?
ReplyDeleteActually 8:56...as soon as that Target registry was made public, Sarah told Britta to change the due date to September 29, that way the press wouldn't "hound her" so close to the birth. Britta did as Sarah asked even though she knows it's only in Sarah's mind that the press "hounds" her. (Britta)
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what Joe and his Good Sources have to say about this aspect of things...but Track and Britta are not legally married. Yes, there was a ninety second "ceremony" performed...but there was no marriage license issued.
Britta could not even put "Britta Palin" on her baby registry because they told her if people bought items and had them held for Britta to pick up in-store (such as an out of state relative who couldn't make the shower) then the registry had to be in the same name as her photo ID in order to collect any items that had been purchased for her. And she can't get a "Britta Palin" driver license or state ID because you have to have a legal marriage license to initiate the name change.
I really have no idea why they did things this way. There's some reason they want people to think they are "legal".
But make NO mistake...they aren't.
WTF?
ReplyDeleteTrack had a baby?
Didn't he just get married?
Do Palin's always use a fetus instead of an engagement ring?
ReplyDeleteOMG the "crickets" link is almost too much, Gryph!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, little girl. May you grow up in a loving nurturing environment and break the pattern.
I just hope we don't find out that Kyla is the name of one of Tawdry's prostitutes.
ReplyDeleteI hope Pervert Todd did not pull that bullshit on Britta that it is a Palin tradition that the grandfather always went into the delivery room to watch the delivery!
ReplyDeleteTrack and Britta got married in May -- or did they???
ReplyDeleteToad, Scarah, Track, Britta and her parents. Who is to say that wasn't a photo-op for more bullshit lies by Snowdrift Snookie.
Trying once again to save face for more $$$$$ donations.
The story goes that they plan a 'big' wedding in the fall.
Me thinks there is no piece of paper with the names of Track & Britta having got married in May in existence.
Nothing says sexy like a 47 year old three time Grandma.
ReplyDeleteHard to keep the male Palinbot crowd entranced when your kids are having kids year after year.
He, he...
Grand babies always comes in 3's.
ReplyDeleteBristol had Trig and Tripp.
Track had Baby Kilogram (kg) for short.
Willow had a couple of scares.
Palin family gestation period - 3 months or less!!
ReplyDeleteHell - they can bread almost as quickly as rabbits!!
Britta surelooked great last Saturday, though she did appear to be about to pop. Its hard to hide a birth in a small town.
ReplyDeleteHahaha on the Palin comment link! Good one!
ReplyDeleteSally Heath had a premie after marriage.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin had a premie after marriage.
Bristol Palin had a couple of premies after her wine coolers.
Track Palin had a premie after marriage.
Willow had a few scares.
Thank God Shailey Tripp made Tawd wear a condom.
Dude. You people are evil. Get lives and leave others be. Everyone is happy apparently except people on this blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd leave Curtis be. He hasnothing to do with track or this. Wrong. So wrong.
Btw. The baby is beautiful.
No weird spellings? Nothing funky for a name? I'm impressed! Is Britta now going as a Palin or Hanson?
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the parents-- the baby is cute, and hopefully it won't turn into a Piper, and stays cute... remember what happened to Tri-Ggy Bear!
Haven't seen or heard of Willow for a while, are we sure its not hers?
ReplyDeleteGee, God was really easy on her, just a 3 month pregnancy. Yep, we are all jealous as Bristol keeps saying about everyone except her family.
ReplyDeleteWhen will Candies hire Britta to go be a "role model" and speaker for "No Sex"?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Track & Britta. Love the baby's name!
ReplyDeleteGryph - love Sarah's announcement you are too funny sometimes.
Was Chuck there to watch it "pop out"?
ReplyDeleteWow, those abstinence speeches that Bristol has been giving have really been effective. Let's see, there was Sally, Sarah, Bristol (who never bothered to get married) and Track conceiving a child before marriage.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the happy couple and best wishes to the newborn. I think that the tricked out T-names only applied to boys: Todd, Track, Trig, Tripp, Thunder, Thumper, and Truck.
As for Britta, shall we make bets on her finishing her education, the same way that Bristol was going to college while Tripp was a baby-- or become a radio announcer-- or do any kind of meaningful work? For that matter, what does Track do for a living?
Hey G, are you smiling? Remember when a few said you were making up things?
ReplyDeleteLove it, you rock!
This is known as "family values" amongst the Dominionists.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, it isn't something in the water, though Wasilla city water tastes about as bad any any I've ever had.
I say leave Track alone. Maybe he hasn't changed since high school, but he's staying out of the national media, so I say we should leave him alone and let him & his wife and child grow up without the snarkiness.
ReplyDeleteLucy
I hope in 14 years Track's premie baby girl won't have to take cramp pills every morning like Auntie Brisket does.
ReplyDeleteTrack, how about breaking the Heath-Palin Pregnant Before Marriage cycle? I doubt Willow or Piper will break the tradition.
Wonder if they will ever get married?
ReplyDelete$arah a grandma 3 times in 2011. Bristol's dwts new baby
Willow's new baby
Britta's new baby
Hope all three new babies are healthy.
10:12...if your are a Wasillan in the know, then you have confirmed what most of us believed when that first ridiculous announcement and pictures were published by People Magazine in May. Quickie staged ceremony with everyone wearing polar fleece and jeans, wearing corsages torn off Britta's bouqet , with a statement that a wedding will be held in the winter. I called bullshit on that immediately. Sarah is so fucking stupid if she thinks people will fall for this ploy again.
ReplyDeleteI will bet that there will never be a wedding. Sarah pulled the same shit back in 08 with Brisdull and Levi. First comes baby, wedding never happens. Any takers?
First babies come anytime. Mine was born more than a tad early. They got married; they appear to be trying to live their life outside of the glare of the media. So,as far as I'm concerned, Congratulations are in order, and the family is to be OFF Topic. BTW, I I like the name.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the new parents. For some reason, I like Track. I know, I know...he did some bad stuff. If he learned from his rough patch during his teen years, and turned over a new leaf, then hoorah for him. He seems to choose to stay out of the lime light, which speaks well of him. I hope he, his wife, and new child stay far away from the grasp of Grandma Palin and her relentless quest for attention. I hope they don't give in to the seduction of easy money and become fame whores. Please don't sell any pictures of your precious baby to any magazines. I hope lots of happiness for this new little family. You need all the good luck you can get.
ReplyDeleteNow we know why Britta had a shotgun wedding with no family present . She had to beat the baby's delivery date which was 6 months early.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Granny LuLu was pushing to have the baby named "Water Filter".
ReplyDeleteI hope Track and family stay out of the spotlight, and I hope that's what Willow and Trig are doing. No good can come of riding around on Granny Grifter's Crazy Gravy Train.
Knocked up before wedding is pure Paylin MO
ReplyDeleteI know for a fact that the baby was born Saturday morning
ReplyDeleteThe crickets are over at Sea o Pee about Sarah's newest grandchild too.
ReplyDeleteCount down to when we will soon be hearing:
ReplyDelete"At least they CHOSE to have the baby instead of abort it like you libruls would"
3....2.....1...
I'm losing count. Is it Willow's turn to pop out a kid or is it Bristol's again? I hope whoever goes next will have a girl too. That way Sarah will have two grandsons and two granddaughters!
ReplyDeleteTo everyone saying Track is "off topic" and ought to be left alone: sorry, but when Sarah brags constantly about her "I raised a combat vet no one can take that away from me" son, then we get to remind her, "You raised a boy who knocked up his girlfriend and no you can't sweep that under the rug."
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the couple! Now, hopefully they will stay as far away from the insane, evil Bristol and Sarah!
ReplyDeleteThey probably haven't legally married so Britta can be covered by her parent's insurance for all the prenatal and delivery costs. It's expensive to have a baby these days and you never about complications. If she's a college student taking 12 units or more and living at home she can be covered until 26.
ReplyDeleteBritta looks lovely in that photo. I wish nothing but the best for the baby, mother and father.
ReplyDeleteBeing surrounded by all those young and fertile ovaries must be eating sarah, and her shriveled ovaries, alive.
Maybe the palinbots will look around them and realize they are under the bus. After all, they had to find out about Kyla from Joe and Gryphen.
LMAO!
Are all these palin girls on welfare? All these babies and no jobs, no marriage. So do they all get welfare checks and food stamps? Concerned enquiring minds want to know, particularly republicans.
ReplyDeleteThe sureness with which McGinniss made this announcement, along with Gryph's statement that Joe has "excellent" sources, leads me to wonder if Joe's source is Track himself.
ReplyDeleteJoe has always had kind words for Track and is careful not to lump him in with the rest of the Palins.
Lynne said...
ReplyDeleteAm I...is it just...what? Crickets chirping? I must have been somewhere else when this thing got started. I can only guess it refers to Jiminy Cricket and lying Pinocchio. Somebody please tell me if I'm right so I can stop wondering about it.
9:07 AM
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Lynne, the cricket sound is intended to show a non-response, as in silence; all that is heard is the small sound of perhaps a cricket chirping.
Example: At a fundraiser for President Obama, someone says "Let's have a big round of applause for that great American, Sarah Palin!"
{{crickets}}
I hope this makes sense. :)
Anonymous 11:01 - Do you know what time Saturday morning?
ReplyDeleteAlso, do you...does anyone...know Britta's birth date?
Britta and Tack sitting in a tree:
ReplyDeleteK-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage,
then comes baby in a golden carriage!
Perhaps this childhood song needs revised.
Elizebeth, Family is not off topic since Sarah Palin has been using her family for as long as she has been in politics. She sent Track of to serve his country so she could use him as a talking point. Another Palin child, Track, has premarital sex and of course there's a preganancy. Hey Sarah how's that abstinence thing working out for ya? Not too great, well at least Track wasn't a teenager. You need to get your other kids to planned parenthood so they can learn how to prevent pregnancy. Cause either they aren't listening to you or else your just never spend any time with them. Regardless you don't really need another grand kid so soon, you're already looking really haggard and this is only going to make you look even older in the eyes of the public. The GOP wants a MILF they don't want or need a GMILF!
ReplyDeleteSo let me get this straight.
ReplyDeleteYou're criticizing a family where:
All kids know the value of hard work and are expected to contribute
The oldest voluntarily joined the army after his hockey injury and now fishes and tags along with dad due to a shared snowsports hobby
The second child, the most tested, was faced with a pregnancy in the worst of circumstances yet hasn't let it kill her spirit. She keeps busy with her real estate projects and oppos that come up.
Middle child desperately trying to graduate early while keeping things light. Also, works F-T
4th child, normal 10 year old who attends school and stays active outside and with friends
5th child - loveable, adorable apple of everyones eye. Last seen grinning for the camera and being cuddled by family members.
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To the contrary, you honor a family where:
One kid not only doesn't havee a HS degree, but shows no signs of getting one. He also shows no signs of seeking legit employment based on HIS merits. He hunts and camps a lot. Ha. As long as he's happy I guess
Second child loses friends due to her selfishness and vanity, constantly trashes people (not just almost inlaws) while lamenting that supposedly said inlaws trash her (though not publicly and I doubt privately). She too has been jobless for a year since graduation and insists its due to some vain, ridiculous reason. Yeah, ok.
You could write 1000 pages on the latter family's pathologies.
When is everyone here going to learn the truth instead of going with the flow?
Anon @ 10:54 a.m.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Track likeable and given a free pass with his bad boy days behind him when the Palin family constantly trash Levi and his family with the power of media behind them?
Why should this birthday be news to the public? Because the hypocrisy of the family. Sarah is a Family Values spokesmodel with an abysmal family values record - and her equally vile daughter Bristol has made quiet the career off of a bogus gig of preaching abstinence and being superior in sexual and child-rearing ways - meanwhile Track is engaging in premarital sex with his girlfriend, a girl that herself has ridden on the cronyism Palin gravy-train.
But we are told that as long as they are happy and have god on their side, we are all just miserable jealous haters.
No, it isn't that way. We just want the family to admit that they make mistakes, which is even an American thing to do. We aren't all exceptional and things don't always happen to plan or a good Christian playbook.
there is no proof they were married - there is no proof this child was born to them.
ReplyDeletejust like everything Palin, you can not believe anything. Once a liar, always a liar.
This child could be 6 months old and Bristol's or it could be Willow's. She took a pregnancy test when Brie was on DWTS looking extremely pregnant again.
There was no wedding yet....or maybe there was.... Levi and Bristol were married when they were 16. Maybe it's the same kind of wedding.
Whatever....
My naming suggestions were Rustoleum (boy), Swiffer (girl) and Pecan (indeterminate gender). If Gryphen's info is correct, it looks like they decided not to use my ideas. They didnt even like my gender neutral middle name suggestion: "4WD".
ReplyDeleteEvery time this family conceives a baby - legit or otherwise - I get my hopes up that they'll use my naming suggestions and time after time after time after time after time after time after time after time they disappoint me.... When will I learn? When will I ever learn....
I know for a fact that the baby was born Saturday morning
ReplyDelete11:01 AM
it's obvious you know more than anyone else. The people reporting it state the baby was born last night, Sunday night.
As usual, there is no proof of a birth at all so really, the baby could be a new born to Track. OR it could be Bristol's child or Willow's child. Both were pregnant this past winter.
Willow's extreme weight gain was blamed on medication to keep her calm.
Bristol's 40 pound weight gain was explained as dental surgery.
I think I read once in a scientific paper that in many instances, abstinence results in incredibly short pregnancies. That is one more reason to follow the practice. You aren't inconvenienced for 9 months like you would be if you didn't practice abstinence.
ReplyDeleteSo if Britta's Target registration showed a date of Aug. 29th, and if she had the baby last night, it either came prematurely, or she was trying to mislead.
ReplyDeleteI really hope that this young woman doesn't allow her MIL's deceptions to creep into her life. If she starts down that road, trying to mislead media and public because big momma says so, she's in for a long hard road.
Abstinence doesn't work, Sarah, look around you: you'll be up to your eyeballs in grand kids before winter.
ReplyDeleteIf only we'd hear the sound of crickets every time Screech opened her flapping lips, it would be delightful.
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs to go to TMZ and help Mercedes they are being really really nasty to her there
ReplyDeleteHaaahaaaa! Now poor Britta's in the Palin vortex of makin' stuff up. First, 29th of August, end of September and now the true date. Next, Britta's memoirs....."My Life with Sarah, MIL from Hell".
ReplyDeleteWell, you can see by the picture that she is most obviously pregnant so while Britta may have the fastest gestation in the West, she obviously doesn't have Palin Abs.
ReplyDeleteLet's see how long it takes her to get back in shape to wear a pencil thin skirt for her second wedding.
Let's see if the baby looks more like a 8-month old than a premie in the photos.
ReplyDeleteThey certainly do things ass backwards in the Palin family.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Track and Kyla didn't get the memo from Barstool.
ReplyDeleteFor trailer trash like the Palins, having the marriage ANYtime before having the baby is considered so proper that it's almost snooty.
ReplyDelete11:55Why is Track likeable and given a free pass with his bad boy days behind him when the Palin family constantly trash Levi and his family with the power of media behind them?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea if Track is likeable or not. What I know is he doesn't seem to want to be in the media, and hasn't used the media like his sister.
I also know that being in the media glare, particularly because of someone else's behavior (his mother) makes it difficult to do lots of things - like start a new life. I think it's in all of our interests to do what we can, or not do what we can in this case, in order to facilitate Track's maturity - not work to make it more difficult for him.
Lucy
PRIOR: Middle child desperately trying to graduate early while keeping things light. Also, works F-T
ReplyDeleteRESPONSE: HUH? What high school kid, whose parents are rich, works full-time! Most college kids don't work full-time. Heck, most poor high school kids don't work full-time. There's good reason for high shcool kids not to work full-time.
Hmmm. I think she is only allowed to work outside of school hours. Assuming school gets out at 2 and she doesn't have to travel, she would be working 2-10. But maybe she works 16 hours on week-end - leaving her with 5 hours/day average to put in on school days. When exactly does she have time for her homework? sleep? a normal teenage social life?
Lucy
What is this about?
Maybe now that the baby has been born, we will see Willow resurface.
ReplyDeleteWhat would that mean?
Is there a baby announcement in the paper? The Palins have a way to be the only family in America who have babies and nothing mentioned in the papers.
@11:24 AM: To everyone saying Track is "off topic" and ought to be left alone: sorry, but when Sarah brags constantly about her "I raised a combat vet no one can take that away from me" son, then we get to remind her, "You raised a boy who knocked up his girlfriend and no you can't sweep that under the rug."
ReplyDeleteYou make a reasonable point - one I hadn't thought of - but I'm still thinking that here is a kid, from a mixed-up family, who has been used by his mixed-up mother, and who has not sought the publicity. His mother has, his sister has, but he hasn't. That's enough baggage. I say let him be until he asks for attention. It's the kind thing to do.
Lucy
Busted out laughing at the official announcement link!!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you gryph....
Is this Britta's first baby?
ReplyDeleteI found this comment on Gawker, anyone know anything about Britta's job? I thought she was a nursing student? :
ReplyDeletekeverdene @ArchGoodwin
Well, "served our country" is a relative term. He got forced into military service because it was either that or jail time for drugs charges. And he was discharged. Not dishonorably, but very, very quietly and with no explanation.
Also, his "wife" got a cushy job as an executive assistant to the governor... you know, the kind of job seasoned wonks vie for... about three days after she graduated high school, with no prior experience. And she made BANK doing it, too.
I'd argue there's a good reason to extend your disdain to any and all Palin family members.
Is this Britta's first baby?
ReplyDelete1:28 PM
good question and one I've often wondered about. Britta has lived with the Palins since she was 18. She's been employed by SP since that time also in a very high paying job.
Where is she taking nursing classes? and when? online? University of Phoenix?
Funny guy! Love the crickets!
ReplyDeleteAt least when it comes to pregnancies before marriage, the Palins don't discriminate in their lack if abstinence.
ReplyDeleteFirst Sally (Chuck Jr.) then Sarah (Track) and Bristol (Tripp) and now Track.
It's how they roll!!
She was given the state job in SP’s first 100 days of office.
ReplyDeleteThey were allegedly high school sweethearts when Track was disappeared to Michigan. So she must have followed him to Michigan?
a slide show of Brittapie:
http://www.slide.com/r/ZOQA1PF75z9-M5MRqpZwVLdYcuX1Taf_
Oy, so trashy. All of 'em. Any of 'em. Jeeze, what is it about this family and shotgun weddings? The daughter of a preacher, no less...
ReplyDelete11:49 am So let me get this straight
ReplyDeleteWhen are you fucking going to learn that we are not stupid, we know what is going on in the Palin family and we don't need your lies by you pretending that they are super heroes.
So was God really on their side in 2011 that Bristol, Willow and Track were all blessed with newborns this year? So did God bless $arah by making her a grandmother 3 more times this year?
Personally, I am beginning to believe that $arah's kids hate her and they all decided to have babies this year just to piss off $arah.
I am real happy to learn that Willow is taking care of her baby Trig and evil $arah is not his mother. Bless you Willow if you really have taken over the care for Trig, your child.
Well I sure didn't win THAT "baby pool"!!!
ReplyDeleteNot by a short or long shot.
--GypsyGirl
" Virginia Voter said...
ReplyDeleteNothing says sexy like a 47 year old three time Grandma.
Hard to keep the male Palinbot crowd entranced when your kids are having kids year after year.
He, he...
10:20 AM"
Ha--my cousin's wife became a grandma at 33. At 43 she has 5 grand kids.
1:04.....Hey, I'm rich _at least I was until the newest stockmarket slide ;)- and my kids worked full time every summer during their teen years. They also worked part-time during the school year and had over a 4.0. During their college years, they also worked part-time. No free ride for these kids.
ReplyDeleteAnd for all you Palin-bots, I have never have been jealous of Sarah Palin. What in the world does she have that the majority of us don't also have?
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ReplyDeleteYes, first, Britta had the birth date as Aug. 29th, then it was changed to Sept 29th, and then the birth registry on Target disappeared altogether. Riiiiiight! Wink Wink!
9:35 AM
Sarah Sarah Sarah your life is fucked up. No matter how you play with the baby's expected date of birth, your children sexual appetite shows that they never received sexual education from you a woman who also was pregnant before marriage as well as being the daughter of a mother who also was pregnant before marriage.
We are talking 3 generations of hoes that can not keep their panties and draws up.
Can you stop the madness Sarah? Can you teach Piper to keep her knees together?
The name "Kyla" with that spelling is Scottish Gaelic.
ReplyDeleteIt means "from a narrow straight"
So my question is, "where were Track & Britta when they conceived little Kyla?"
What "narrow straight" passage-ways are up yonder Alaska way?
--GypsyGirl
Who in their right mind is jealous of Sarah or Bristol or any grifter? There is nothing pleasing about them at all. They are racist, hypocritical, liars.
ReplyDeleteMy folks has always told us that they were married in 1965. In my early teens I found dated wedding photos and the wedding certificate and gosh by golly, they were married in '66! I was born exactly three months later!!
ReplyDeleteAfter confronting my father he merely remarked upon my unusually short gestation and talked about what a "tiny little thing" I was when born after only 3 months :-)
For being a bunch of self professed "progressives and liberals" that read here, you sure seem awfully concerned about a person having a baby out of wedlock.
ReplyDeletePart of my progressive demeanor is to "buck" the system and say to hell with conventions such as marriage. Who's to tell me that I must be "married" in order to make a life with someone. Marriage is a total load of crap and I'd not recommend it to anyone.
Seems that many of you are a "conservative" version of a liberal. Very strange
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe name "Kyla" with that spelling is Scottish Gaelic.
It means "from a narrow straight"
So my question is, "where were Track & Britta when they conceived little Kyla?"
What "narrow straight" passage-ways are up yonder Alaska way?
--GypsyGirl
2:21 PM
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Pick a fjord, any of them. We have thousands of them. They tend to be narrow strait passages. So maybe they did it on a cruise.
It is odd though, they've been together for quite some time, certainly enough time to be living together or sleeping together, so why a baby, why now when she is in school? Did she forget her pill?
A reminder to folks who argue that we shouldn't discuss Track, he's a private person, etc.:
ReplyDeleteTrack Palin and his wife either sold, or allowed to be sold, photos and details of their (alleged) wedding in May. See People Magazine: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20496049,00.html
Individuals who voluntarily expose and publicize their lives via a celebrity news rag have made an effort to be in the public spotlight and have chosen to be public figures. In addition, it's likely Track received substantial remuneration in exchange for that exposure.
Sorry, but I think Kyla is a stoopid name also too.
ReplyDeletebetter than Wasillia or Zambonia but still stoopid.
It's obvious that track an britta have a lot of sex because if they didn't they would have chose a closer due date.
ReplyDeletetsk tsk tsk
palin can blow it out her used, nasty, old, bleached ass.
You can't have family off limits if your only qualification for public office is that you can run a family!
ReplyDeleteCarrying on a fine tradition within the Pay-lin family.
ReplyDeleteUnprotected sex prior to marriage. First Sarah's ma, then the Quitter Twit herself, follow up with a Brisket & toss in a (apparently right on-)Track.
I am simply so shocked.
What a heap of good for nothing frickin' hypocrites.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThey probably haven't legally married so Britta can be covered by her parent's insurance for all the prenatal and delivery costs. It's expensive to have a baby these days and you never about complications. If she's a college student taking 12 units or more and living at home she can be covered until 26.
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Funny, I thought the IHS would cover it - you know, one of those medical entitlements that $carah loves to bitch about.
@ Anon 1:56 PM I am real happy to learn that Willow is taking care of her baby Trig and evil $arah is not his mother. Bless you Willow if you really have taken over the care for Trig, your child.
ReplyDeleteIf this is true and Trig is nearly 4, that would make Willow 13 or 14 at the time of birth. Is this true?
Also, regarding us liberals commenting on the premature full-term baby: It isn't the due date it's the utter hypocrisy. My daughter was the flower girl at her parents' wedding at 22 months old. I'm totally premarital-gnostic... but when you are continually flaunting your supposed abstinence, legislating abstinence only and we have to watch her trashy ho daughter make six figures off of her on-again/off-again abstinence only, "oh no, I hate that word"... what d'you expect?
Middle child desperately trying to graduate early while keeping things light. Also, works F-T
ReplyDelete4th child, normal 10 year old who attends school and stays active outside and with friends
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Wait a minute - I thought they were now homeschooled? Keep your stories straight lyin' Palinbots.
oh fuck off 3:15. Frankly, I don't care when a child is conceived or born, the gender of the parents, etc.
ReplyDeleteHowever, when thos eparents, or their parents and diblings, run around telling everyone else to live by "Family values" and practice "abstinence" and then behaves like the Palins, engaging in a performative contradiction, which is a fancy way of saying they're fucking (literally and figuratively) hypocrites.
For being a bunch of self professed "progressives and liberals" that read here, you sure seem awfully concerned about a person having a baby out of wedlock. ----Anonymous 3:15
ReplyDeleteWell, my dear, I cannot assume to speak for everyone here. My gripe, and the sole reason for my protestations are based on her/their abject hypocrisy concerning "family values" & abstinence. We are talking three generations of such, you know.
I am surprised that anyone could take your position, when that truth of the situation fairly jumps up and bites you in the ass.
I hope Retard Bristol learns from Britta on how its done correctly.
ReplyDeleteGet pregnant.
Get married.
Three months later deliver your baby.
Better luck next time Bristol.
If this is true and Trig is nearly 4, that would make Willow 13 or 14 at the time of birth. Is this true?
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DD is a doctor and one of the few that will perform abortions. She states that the majority of girls getting the procedure are 12-14 years old.
I hope Retard Bristol learns from Britta on how its done correctly.
ReplyDeleteGet pregnant.
Get married.
Three months later deliver your baby.
Better luck next time Bristol.
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no doubt she learned from her mom - get pregnant, have a baby 3 weeks later. or Britta, get pregnant, have the baby and plan a wedding 6 months later....oh yeah, she tried that one already. More than once.
Radar had a brief interview with Elizabeth Hanson, Britta's Mom and she said when asked about their relationship with the Palins "They're their own people"
ReplyDeleteI am hoping that the choice of a pretty (and real) name like Kyla Grace indicates that they may pursue a more normal life away from the dysfunction of the Palin clan.
ReplyDeleteFor all his questionable choices and behaviors in the past, it seems as though Track at least made an attempt to separate himself from his family's freak show. I sincerely hope that he has grown up in the past few years, and that he, Britta and their new baby have a wonderful life and find some peace far away from Wasilla.
Why is it so inconcievable that a full term baby can be born in threee months? This is the Palin's we're talking about, and their math is different than ours.
ReplyDeletelove the commenter who knows for a fact the baby was born saturday. Must be great grandpa Chuck with his catcher's mit and ring side seat for the crowning and delivery of his offspring's offspring's baby momma's woman parts.
Its a beautiful name, though I'm sure Sarah would have preferred "Zamboni" or "Crunchwrap Suprmeme"
Congratulations to the new parents! And best wishes to the child....the sins of parents are not transferred to thier children.
ReplyDeleteThat said this whole thing is so ODD! Track and Britta got a baby started, but waited SIX months to get "married". And then the shower and the birth are public knowledge three months later? Okay, this has happened before and will continue to happen. But Why did a family like the Palin's always in the limelight and potentially running for President of the USA make an issue of this?
Is this Sarah do anything to stay in the limelight or what?
Or is this just another "Magical pregnancy" story? Someone suggested that this is a cover story for Willow giving birth. That actually makes more sense then the preacher's daughter finally forcing Track to make an honest woman out of her three months before the "birth" of thier child. Absolutely! Palin would rathr fake a pegnancy then admit her teenager got knocked up.
If it really is Willow's kid, I hope the poor thing was healthy and not FAS.
Another faked Palin pregnancy?
ReplyDeleteSo Track and Britta are covering for another teenage pregnancy? Another FAS child passed off as Downs? So Track, how much did Mama pay you for that stunt?
I seriously wish they would have picked a different name.
ReplyDelete" Calli Pygian said...
ReplyDeleteFor being a bunch of self professed "progressives and liberals" that read here, you sure seem awfully concerned about a person having a baby out of wedlock. ----Anonymous 3:15
Well, my dear, I cannot assume to speak for everyone here. My gripe, and the sole reason for my protestations are based on her/their abject hypocrisy concerning "family values" & abstinence. We are talking three generations of such, you know.
I am surprised that anyone could take your position, when that truth of the situation fairly jumps up and bites you in the ass.
5:28 PM"
Yup. The Palins and their ilk are just holier-than-thou hypocrites. I usually couldn't care less who does what, but I take offense when people who tell me I can't do something (like have a safe, legal abortion), but do it themselves (Sarah Palin admitted she had a safe, legal abortion with "Tad" and that she debated aborting Trig because he was retarded).
If she didn't actually birth Trig, why bring up she thought he should have died for being retarded? Why did she say she thought he should die because he wasn't "normal"? I don't know what is worse, debating killing him if he is her own, or saying he should be killed just to make her story cute. The bitch.
anon at 1027....Thank God Shailey Tripp made Tawd wear a condom."
ReplyDeleteWell, Shailey got a Palin baby named after her anyway! Ha!
Has the so-excellent McGinness seen the wedding license? His sources??? Births, marriages, and deaths are public records.
ReplyDeleteIf there is NO official recording of the marriage, it never happened. Britta's so-reverend-and-all preacher daddy can say all the holy words he wants over his daughter's head, but no legal documents = no legal marriage.
Good that they gave the kid a normal name.
ReplyDeleteso how much $$$ did they make to cover for Willow?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the new and proud parents and grand parents!
ReplyDeleteWhat bothers more than anything is Bristol received $264K, to teach abstinence "AFTER" already having conceived a child out of wedlock for I believe a year and a half (however long she was an ambassador for abstinence)!!! I have a very difficult time understanding that one. I've been abstinent for six years and no one has offered to give me a dime or even a certificate! When she was on DWTS, she acted so prudish. She told her mother that they wanted her to dance nasty. Like that was so below her values. Her mother told her to do whatever she had to do to win. Bristol became a "nasty girl" after Mother Palin gave her the green light. I wonder if Palin's son was conceived at the race track at high school? I met a guy who told me he was named Coney because he was conceived at Coney Island!! She name her son Track perhaps for sentimental value?? It really isn't any one's business as to with whom, when and where someone has sex. I think taken in the same light; the entire Palin family should stop talking about abstinence, marriage out of wedlock, teen sex and sex all together. They are experts about the subject; but not very good role models!! I am also surprised that they let the pictures get out about the wedding and the baby shower!! Somebody must have gotten paid big bucks for that!! I noticed also that even though the announcement of the baby was made, the fact that the baby was conceived out of wedlock was not made spoken about on CenturyLink's homeo page. Just the announcement. I get news from various Republican venues and I did not see any mention of it anywhere. Very interesting!!