TMZ reports that Hustler Magazine publisher and smut icon is going after Texas Gov. Rick Perry, offering $1 million to anyone with "concrete" evidence that the 2012 GOP frontrunner has cheated on his wife.
According to TMZ, Flynt is taking out ads in several newspapers asking people to come forward.
Better watch your ass Rickie!
You know Larry Flynt may be a despicable smut merchant, but he is a despicable smut merchant with a million dollars to spare, and I have little doubt that there are many down and out Texans who could really use that money.
See? Governor Perry really IS a great job creator!
Now the question is how do we get Flynt interested in the Sarah Palin babygate story?
Rick perry bangs hookers and snorts coke so much that it's not even a secret at all in Texas. Larry's gonna have to give up his million.
ReplyDeleteFlynt hates hypocrites and for that I commend him.
ReplyDeleteThats so wrong on all counts.
ReplyDeleteLarry Flynt needs to go to Guam and never come back. And maybe the GA congressman is right. Maybe it will capsize. hahaha couldn't resist.
Oh the people we elect to office.
Flynt may put up a million for proof of a Sarah lesbian encounter.
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you wish for...Flynt will be next be offering a million to the woman who can prove Barack cheated on Michelle. He is an equal-opportunity smut merchant after all.
ReplyDeleteOops! Posted on the LOD thread by mistake:
ReplyDeleteNo FLINT contact info but how about IN COMMENTS asking him to pony up money about Palin's faked pregnancy?
http://larryflynt.com/?p=1256
Go Get Him TriG Truthers!!
An old, old friend. :)
Larry Flynt is only interested in stories that include sex. There was no sex involved with Sarah Palin's babygate, at least not on her part.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwww.
ReplyDeletelol! Awesome! Thanks, Larry Flynt!
ReplyDeleteWish he'd throw some money the Palin Tri-G birthmother Truthometer way!
At least Larry Flynt is honest about what he peddles. Rick Perry peddles much worse crap and he does it pretending to be touched by God.
ReplyDeleteIt's clear Rick thinks he's a player - has anyone fallen for it? The funny story is Mitt Romney trying to PRETEND to be a smooth operator - recently looking at a business owners girlfriend and declaring "Nice, nice choice" to him right in front of her. It's so Saturday Night Live-ish.
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ReplyDeleteThe Obama boat sailed. I don't think he even went after Obama in the last election.
Flint likes to go after bible thumping hypocrites who are always judging others. He usually calls out the real nasties before the primaries.
As a lifelong native Austinite of 61 years, I feel comfortable in saying this:
ReplyDeleteMr. Flynt may find himself out of about twenty million dollars.
This was how Newt's affair was outed.
ReplyDeleteP-rick, the Alaskan Dingbat, and the Minnesota Cuckoo all are to narcissistic to realize that sanctimonious assholes ALWAYS get taken down eventually. Too many people resent having tread marks on their backs.
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ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!! So True!!
He's not offering anything on Palin because she's not a candidate. If she "throws her wig into the ring," and they are "still married," then I'd bet Flynt WOULD offer $omething re: hypocrisy, sex & Sarah Palin. An old Palin sex tape would be his dream come true.
ReplyDelete@wakeupamerica: you forgot to add the arrogant jerk from Ohio (Kasich) to your list.
ReplyDeleteFrom Anon 4:06:
ReplyDelete"Rick perry bangs hookers and snorts coke so much that it's not even a secret at all in Texas. Larry's gonna have to give up his million."
Rick perry bangs male hookers and snorts coke so much that it's not even a secret at all in Texas. Larry's gonna have to give up his million.
There. Fixed that for you.
We really do live in a sick society. But I guess you do what you gotta do
ReplyDeleteWish Larry would offer $1,000,000 for information on how the lake house and cabin were built and paid for.... if it lead to Sarah's arrest and conviction.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt that little mister Perry took care of all his LOVAHS before he declared. Remember? His people said, before he declared, that they were aware of the rumors and they were going to nip them in the bud? Mmmhmmm. I'm sure they were nipped. But that million dollars seems like a might strong incentive to unnip some buds...
ReplyDeleteAs a woman, I find his style of pornography despicable. (This I know is true because I've seen it for myself ha ha ha). I'm not a prude by any definition of the term, and while I don't like it for myself, I respect the right of others who do. Playboy and Penthouse type "porn", leaves a lot to the imagination and has some "class", hustler looks like a textbook for an obgyn course in outer anatomy, and it's devoid of any substance whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I loathe Larry's profession, I admire his character and determination to stomp out the hypocrits. I hope he gets responses and verifiable sourses from all genders.
Is it me, or does Perry look like a hybrid morph of Regan and Shrub, only dumberer?
So is Larry looking specifically for a gay relationship on RP's part?
ReplyDeleteOr any marital meandering?
Flynt won't go after Obama...He doesn't care if politicians cheat. He doesn't like hypocrites and he REALLY doesn't like when politicians purport themselves to be high and mighty and moral...when they're fucking around...
ReplyDeleteSay what you want about Larry, but he's more American than all those douche bags standing on stage, condoning the booing of a U.S. soldier with their silence. They're the ones that need to go to Guam and never come back.
ReplyDeleteIt was Flynt's bounties on Bob Livingston and David Vitter that outed their little transgressions. P.Rick should be genuinely worried.
ReplyDeleteI have faith in the intractable greed of humans. Somebody is going to realize just how much money they stand to make and they are going to give up P.Rick's corn dog swallowing ways.
If we get REALLY lucky, we'll even get pictures of corn dog jockey P.Rick ridin' hard or goin' to the whip.
THAT would make me smile.
There's a cute little story on Politicususa about Perry telling one of his other TX tall tales about 30 inches of rain falling in his hometown in 1978, it was another one of his special messages received from above. What someone forgot to tell him is that we actually do record and keep weather records for more than a week or two.
ReplyDeleteFlynt ought to kick in an extra $50K reward for anyone who can correctly identify which mind-altering drug this man favors.
Time for Al Franken to crank out "Lies and and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them" part II.
I remember during the Bush administration and the early stages of the Iraq war, Jessica Lynch was branded as a hero who received horrible treatment at the hands of the Iraqi's. She came forward and said the pentagon story of her treatment in Iraq was false. I say yeah for her, that's true patriotism! It was then reported that nude photos of her had surfaced, and Larry Flint bought all copies of them to prevent their distribution. Yeah for him!
ReplyDeleteI'll take the unapologetic capitalist Larry Flynt over a diaper wearing family values hypocrite like David Vitter or sociopath like Palin any day.
ReplyDeleteNice try Mr Flynt but the last time I checked, sheep can't talk.
ReplyDeleteFlynt could add a million dollars to Brad's Truthometer. It's pretty much assured he won't have to pay it. A million is huge incentive for someone to tell the truth.
ReplyDeleteGrat idea, Larry. But please, Larry, offer additional millions for Mitch McConnell, Eric Cantor, Lindsey Graham, Jeff Sessions, and John Boehner. Not to mention Clarence Thomas, Antonin Scalia, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Andrew Breitbart, Bill O'Reilly, Roger Ailes, and the Koch brothers.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, GRYPHEN!!!! Surely, there HAS to be an easier way to make a million dollars!!!!! Isnt there a way to make a million dollars, say... by taking a polygraph test? Could you look into that?
ReplyDeleteCuz, I have to be honest here... It would cost you oh... let's say a bit over $400,000 just to get me in the same room as Perry. And more than twice that to shake his cloven hand. Touching any other infected part of his anatomy would be out of the question. And that's giving you my Friends & Family discount just because I support what you do here.
Ok, never mind about the polygraph test... I just read on your blog that there IS a way to make a million dollars simply by taking a polygraph test! I didnt read the details and I DO need the money, so I'm gonna go right now and see if I qualify.
Is this a great country or what?
Gonna be interesting.....anyone living in TX these past 8+ years has certainly heard the rumors about Rick being gay. Now I don't know what KKKarl has against Rick...maybe Rick had a thing for GW...don't know. Thank you Larry for putting up the money...hope someone comes forward. Wouldn't it be wonderful to take down the GOP Texas style gun toting cowboys.
ReplyDelete@Gles--more like KKKarl had a thing for Ricky & got rejected. It's pretty well known that the Turdblossom has some of teh gay on him, too.
ReplyDeletePerry's drug and exotic dancer habits are well known in Texas. He's been on the straight and narrow for a while now with the gay action - he considers being gay as the same as alcoholism: just don't drink and everything's cool. After Anita caught him last time and threatened to spit, the result was that pathetic shout out to her week before last from the debate stage.
ReplyDeleteBut he just lost the Florida straw poll to HermanCain, who got more than twice (37%) what Perry did. Perry was overconfident and pumped up the importance of the straw poll. Hell, Romney was only one percentage point behind Perry and he wasn't even participating in the Poll.
They REALLY don't like Perry in Florida. Sucks for him.