Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Teabaggers FINALLY realize that Sarah Palin has just been using them. Everybody else on the planet goes "Duh!"

From The Hill:

Wary that some are joining the grassroots conservative movement merely to sell books and enhance their celebrity status, a Tea Party group is putting the heat on former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to make her presidential plans clear. In a Tuesday statement, Armed Forces Tea Party Patriots paints former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as the prime example of that kind of behavior. 

The group, which consists of former military members, wants Palin to announce whether she will seek the White House or sit out the 2012 race. 

“If not we are at risk of having major Tea Party speeches and events used as political rallies for a selected candidate [versus] a citizen based movement that forces the legislative agenda and serves as a fundamental check to the current corrupt culture in Washington, D.C.,” the group said in the statement. 

In other news Teabaggers also just realized that the sky is blue, water is wet, and that people they see on television are NOT actually living inside of their television.

The bad news for the Teabaggers is that EVERYBODY has been using them all along, including the Koch brothers, Fox News, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, Jim Demint, and probably every person whoever realized that they might be a group consisting of possibly most gullible people on the planet.

I don't expect much to come from this epiphany.  All Palin has to do is strap on the "Belmont boobs" and these morons will start throwing dollar bills at her feet like drunk horny members of a bachelor party hoping against hope that THIS time she will take them into the champagne room, and make all of their dreams come true...which in this case means announcing she will run for President.

85 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:45 PM

    You are so right, they are the most gullible people ever. What a bunch of maroons. Whatever Faux Noise says is truth to them. I am so frustrated talking to people in the small rural town I came from. The local cable company only has Fox stations so all they get is garbage for news. I wanted to have my mom listen to Rachel Maddow and she can't get any channels but Fox affiliates. I expect to see the weekly paper with photos of the villagers with torches and pitchforks chasing the hunchback soon.

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  2. I didn't see the NH rally. Did she get overly emotional? She looks like she about to burst into tears.

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  3. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Getting the girls out won’t come to much in 2016. I mean, yuk! She will be 51 years old and a grandma thrice at least by then ... Just sayin’

    Sooooo, this means she has to get on that horse this year or chuck it. She ain’t ridin’ on those boobs forever!

    (“boobs" as in “voters" ... ah hem ...)

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  4. WakeUpAmerica5:58 PM

    Hahahahahahaha!!! Good one, Gryphen. Perfect!

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  5. JayKen Knotstirred6:01 PM

    Hi Sarah, Welcome back!

    Quick question, Where's Trigs birth certificate?

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  6. nswfm6:01 PM

    My favorite quote from a Wonkette commenter:
    Sarah Palin is a retard. Trig has Down Syndrome. There's a difference.

    My corollary:
    The Tea Baggers are morons.

    The Tea Baggers "grew" when the bank bailouts led to Rick Santelli flipping out about helping his financially underwater neighbors, but that would have been cheaper and less damaging to the world, but don't worry, Europe and China still have a little time to blow up.

    There's no way Grifter Granny would be able to help in the world with this financial fiasco hanging over our heads if she "hates this damn job" of governing AK, a state with the population 3X the size of the city I live in. Wasilla is 3x the size of my HS. She is a joke--wake up you idiot Tea Baggers.

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  7. OT re: Carson City NV IHOP shooting (4 dead, 8 wounded)

    The NY Times has the AP report of shooting at Carson City IHOP. The gunman opened fire on uniformed National Guard having breakfast at the restaurant.

    The headline: "Sheriff Says AK-47 Was Used in Nevada Shooting." The article says "The shooter's motive was unclear, but family members said he had mental issues."

    Good God. Who in their right mind thinks it's OK to have AK-47s on American streets, in the hands of people with known "mental issues?"

    You just know that some of the National Guard victims will have served duty in Iraq and/or Afghanistan. So, so tragic.

    The country has to do something (whatever it takes) to get through to the NRA. We're not trying to take guns away from citizens, but citizens have no God-given right to AK-47s.

    http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2011/09/06/us/AP-US-IHOP-Shooting.html?_r=1&hp

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  8. Anonymous6:02 PM

    That picture says it all, old and stale.

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  9. Firecracker6:10 PM

    You always find the worst pictures of her. But my real problem with the post is when they call the tea party movement a "grassroots" movement. There is nothing grassroots about this movement. It is and always has been the product of the Koch Brothers and other monied interests. They use Faux News to reach the gullible fools that will send in their dollars and still believe that it is a grassroots movement.

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  10. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Gryphen: your last paragraph is gold - pure GOLD!

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  11. angela6:13 PM

    I'd feel bad for the baggers if they weren't mostly idiotic
    loons who were interestingly enough, extremely quiet when George W. was destroying the country. Soooo, they got angry two months after George left? Bad timing, huh?

    They deserved to be laughed at, diminished and used by bloodsuckers like Palin.

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  12. Anonymous6:15 PM

    Scarah, oh SCARAH!

    You have been used up. They have cut you loose. Everybody is dissing you. You are a laughing stock. And no matter WHAT you do now, NO ONE will take you seriously. How does that feel? You know, to know that most of the world sees you as a dolt? A silly, empty headed dolt......

    You can attract a crowd, but so can a badly wrecked train. It ain't pretty. You ain't pretty and you have nothing to offer but empty platitudes. So find your solace the best you can....you are going to need it.

    When the last tea bagger tearfully lets go and faces the truth about you, you will be all alone. Your usefulness gone. Todd will probably write his tell all book.

    Take heed to what your Bible says: What does it profit a man/woman to gain the world(money) and lose his/her soul?

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  13. Anonymous6:18 PM

    Remember when we thought she'd never be exposed? I think we're right in the middle of that happening......it's not even a big scandal revelation, just her behavior beginning to irritate voters. Tea partiers, even Fox barely mentioned her trips to Iowa and NH.

    SHe's quickly losing popularity. And, it's not even the wild ride that's influencing these tea partiers. The McGinnis and Levi books are going to really hammer it home that she's not fit to represent anyone.

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  14. emrysa6:26 PM

    great new pic gryphen!!

    and you're right... they've all been using the teabaggers. when are the teabaggers going to learn that the money that runs this country will never, ever do what they want? oh, the billionaires will pay them lip service and make them feel important, but when it comes right down to it, they will fuck all of us every time. wake up dumb shits! $$$ runs this country and it always will. $$$ uses people like the quitter to make the joe six-packs think that she and they are fighting against the establishment... such a crock.

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  15. Smirnonn6:28 PM

    "All Palin has to do is strap on the "Belmont boobs" and these morons will start throwing dollar bills at her feet like drunk horny members of a bachelor party hoping against hope that THIS time she will take them into the champagne room, and make all of their dreams come true...which in this case means announcing she will run for President."

    She could also introduce her own line of "flag pin" snack cakes and lawn chairs. That'd rope 'em in.

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  16. Smirnonn6:29 PM

    nswfm said...
    "My favorite quote from a Wonkette commenter:
    Sarah Palin is a retard. Trig has Down Syndrome. There's a difference."

    @nswfm,

    Just laughed so hard wine came out of my nose. Unpleasant sensation, but worth the laugh.

    :)

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  17. Anonymous6:34 PM

    Even her teabagging followers now realizes Sarah Palin is a money pit and it is time for the teabaggers to cut their loses and stop paying for Trig's 24/7 nanny, Willow's home school teacher / probation officer and Tawd's special night stress reliving friends.

    Sarah's day of living like Ivanna Trump are over.

    No more Palin - Heath all expense paid family vacations courtesy of the teabaggers.

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  18. Anonymous6:35 PM

    I urge everyone to get over to Mother Jones & the Brad Blog <-----at sidebar to get the scoop on the infiltration of the Koch Bros. summer meeting. They are despicable.

    Also, if you know anyone who STILL supports "Palin for President" at this point: call me a snob but s/he would not fare well on an IQ test.

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  19. Anonymous6:37 PM

    Has anybody noticed that Sarah is developing a hunched back?

    Sarah Palin the Hunchback of Wasilla

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  20. Smirnonn6:37 PM

    angela said...
    "I'd feel bad for the baggers if they weren't mostly idiotic
    loons who were interestingly enough, extremely quiet when George W. was destroying the country."

    There were there but at that time they were the conservative xtian fundie right. The tea potty is just a convenient re-branding of that movement (that rove and shrub played as effectively as paylump is playing now). Unfortunately, now dominionism has found an inroads into the fray.

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  21. Anonymous6:40 PM

    When's the "babygate" book by "Fred" coming out? It's starting to look like Palin's star will fade away long before any of these much-acclaimed exposes have any chance to bring her down.

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  22. Oh oh, looks like it's time for $arah to make her big announcement!

    She can't run for president - much as she'd love to - because you see, she's 8 months pregnant. With twins this time!

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  23. Anonymous6:46 PM

    I agree with Firecracker. The folks who are dumb enough to stand in the rain and listen to Sarah scream her latest speech may thing that they are "grassroots" but the correct word is Astroturf. One of the Tea Party organizers is Dick Armey. Koch Brothers money fund their movement.

    Read about the Tea Party Movement and you'll discover that there are a number of organizations:
    Tea Party Patriots
    Americans for Prosperity (Koch)
    Freedom Works (Dick Armey)
    Tea Party Express
    Tea Party Nation is a for-profit business
    There are federations and coalitions of individual tea party groups.

    When Glenn Beck held his rally on the National Mall, the event appeared to be orchestrated and directed by Fox News. There is video of a director, caught on camera, leading the crowd in applause and cheers at the appropriate moment. Fox News organized what was supposed to be a populist movement. The word is not "grassroots." They are Astroturf.

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  24. Hi Sarah, welcome back!

    Quick question, where's your wedding ring?

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  25. Gasman6:58 PM

    Geez, how obvious does something need to be to drive a point home to the teabaggers? These shitheads still don't believe in manmade global warming - despite mountain RANGES of evidence.

    I still say these fuckwads won't support any sane GOP candidate or Mormons - and there are probably only two anyway, both Mormons - so they will either stay at home in 2012 or try and get one of their heroes to run as a third party candidate. I don't think that Bachmann, Perry, or even Santorum would ditch the GOP, because then they' pretty much be screwed within that party.

    Who's left?

    Palin.

    She's not too popular with them now, but when she's all they've got left, she'll be their pinup girl again.

    Run Sarah, run!

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  26. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Until Granny Grifter resigns her contract over at Faux News..she won't be running for anything

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  27. Anonymous7:15 PM

    Excellent comment in today's LA Times Letters to the Ed:

    "Palin's plans and strategy are transparent and easy to understand.

    She doesn't want to be president; she wants to be a star!

    When a GOP candidate is selected, she will say she supported him/her all along. Because she's an attention-getter, the candidate will be happy to have her support. If the GOP wins, she'll be in a perfect spot for an appointment to a well-paying government job that doesn't require mastering tough subjects. She'll be sure she gets a position that keeps her in the public eye, where she can be continually worshiped and adored.

    After a few years, she'll resign because "working long, strenuous hours closely with the president is hard on the family."

    Voila, she will then make even bigger dollars for speaking engagements and go on forever being America's sweetheart.

    Speakin' of the Belmont boobs...this is exactly what her fans see in her:

    http://shealahcraighead.photoshelter.com/gallery-image/2011-09-02-One-Nation-Bus-Tour-IA-Des-Moines/G0000Z8M0YvGQYHc/I0000bpQT1S87m_c

    CymruJane

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  28. Anonymous7:18 PM

    Gryphen where do you come up with these pictures? They are gems!

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  29. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Sarah Palin's Bucket List:

    Quit damn job - chk
    Grift off of ignorant people - chk
    Cheat on Tawd with Menard - chk
    Scam the state of Alaska - chk and chk
    Pretend to be smart - chk
    Trig's birth mother scam - chk
    College degree scam - chk
    Turn Track into a combat vet - FAILED
    Turn Bristol into respectful lady - FAILED
    Educate Palin children - Failed 4X
    Divorce Todd - chk
    Throw Christine O'Donnell under the bus - chk
    Quit POTUS scam -
    Sing national anthem at a Yankee game -
    Become a Playboy centerfold -
    Marry Donald Trump -
    Get rid of fungus on toes and other places - FAILED
    Avoid POTUS debates - chk
    Keep kids from becoming parents before marriage - FAILED 3 kids
    Trust Fund Scam - chk
    Book scams - chk
    Reality show scam - chk

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  30. I don't expect much to come from this epiphany. All Palin has to do is strap on the "Belmont boobs" and these morons will start throwing dollar bills at her feet like drunk horny members of a bachelor party hoping against hope that THIS time she will take them into the champagne room, and make all of their dreams come true...which in this case means announcing she will run for President.

    While this is funny, Ms Palin is NOT sexy. I don't get how people could think she is.

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  31. Anonymous7:26 PM

    The longer she goes without announcing, the less scrutiny she has to endure. Less debates, less chance of having those nasty gotcha questions asked. Umm, that's what we're supposed to do, QUITTER, vet those that want to lead us. WE hire YOU.

    I think she'll wait till the last minute, jump in and it will be too late to win, much to her relief.

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  32. FerryFey7:29 PM

    Looks like Florida still thinks she's hot, and can't control itself:

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/080s7MG8af9Ui?q=sarah+palin

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  33. Erlene7:36 PM

    "Anonymous said...

    ...I expect to see the weekly paper with photos of the villagers with torches and pitchforks chasing the hunchback soon.
    5:45 PM"

    In my town, the locals would be chasing down the hunchback in their trucks and SUVs plastered with various Wingnutty bumperstickers like "Secede" and "Don't blame me, I voted for the American".


    I gotta get out of this place...

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  34. Anonymous7:45 PM

    Just went to the C$P. They think Palin's gonna announce on Sept. 17--Constitution Day, 'cause the Quitter luvs the Constitution so dang much. You betcha!

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  35. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Griff... You'll LOVE this game... http://www.theblaze.com/stories/tea-party-zombies-must-die-new-online-lets-you-murder-beck-bachmann-palin/

    Tea bag zombies!!!

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  36. Anonymous8:02 PM

    When her "peeps" recognize her tease for what it is, they will turn on her unmercifully.

    She has offered no mercy and deserves none.

    I expect either a "major" family crisis, or the calling of the Lord to put her talents--whatever they are?--to use for Him...on a syndicated radio or TV show.

    After all, the only HIGHER calling would be that of the Lord, right?

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  37. Anonymous8:03 PM

    EXCELLENT blog at Syrin's today - Sarah Palin And The Jezebel Spirit. Comments are great as well as the video "Attention Whore" LOL.

    http://aksyrin.wordpress.com/2011/09/04/sarah-palin-and-the-jezebel-spirit/

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  38. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Lol!

    The Belmont Boobs. Hahahahahahahaha!

    I love your humor Gryphen. :D

    I actually think the Indianola Boobs were bigger, but I like the sound of the Belmont Boobs.

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  39. Anonymous8:12 PM

    Lawrence O'Donnell tonight. Spot ON. Hey, Your Heinous......waving at ya. Time for your downers so you can sleep.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44417678#44417678

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  40. Anonymous8:15 PM

    "She can't run for president - much as she'd love to - because you see, she's 8 months pregnant. With twins this time!"

    ====================

    No, she's having triplets and naming them Bitter, Quitter and Twitter.

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  41. Anonymous8:18 PM

    FerryFey said...

    Looks like Florida still thinks she's hot, and can't control itself:

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/080s7MG8af9Ui?q=sarah+palin

    7:29 PM

    Thanks a bunch FerryFey for the heads up.

    TAWWWDDDd! Pack the girls, we headed out to Florida!

    Time is money!

    No I'm not talking about packing Piper and Willow ya dumbshit! Pack my money makers, my water bras!

    What about Trig? He won't even know we're gone. He's got that baby sitter, I mean therapy thingy person.

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  42. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Gryphen, this is one of your funniest posts EVER! I was laughing out loud. OMG1 You are hilarious. That last paragraph is amazingly funny. Thanks for all you do and for the many laughs you provide. I'm still laughing!!

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  43. ibwilliamsi8:21 PM

    Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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  44. Anonymous8:32 PM

    Hey, none of this goes to waste. Sarah's natal chart says she's disgraced in 2011/2012 but may make a big comeback in 2016 - at least according to some astrologers.

    Google or Bing her natal chart from the 2008 campaign time frame. Amazing coincidences.

    Let us make sure she id done for now but keep our eyes open for a comeback in a few years. There are, after all, suckers born every minute.

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  45. Anonymous8:34 PM

    So, if Palin is toast now, when are we going to start ferreting out the dirt on Perry and Romney. Neither can afford close looks at their records.

    I figure Bachmann and Newt are non-issues at this point but we need to keep our eye on the two probably contenders - Romney and Perry.

    People need to know all the dastardly deeds and incompetent behaviors in their background. Goodness, particularly Perry!

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  46. Anonymous8:35 PM

    Who do you think Palin will endorse in her attempt to be a kingmaker? Actually, it could just as well be a kiss of death for any candidate she gives the nod to. I'm thinking Perry will be her choice.

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  47. Anonymous8:41 PM

    Love this post!

    While reading it, I recalled that photo of the husky fella a few posts back, standing with his baseball cap over his heart, his "get your grrrrrr on" tee shirt, and the look of utter stupidity across his face, poor guys gonna be devistated. They're the real victims, they're willfully ignorant and proud of it.

    Sad

    But I laughed so hard at the last three paragraphs.

    Wow, it's really gonna get ugly with all these books, and the film coming out.

    It ain't over till the fat lady sings!
    (snark on)
    In totally unrelated news, it's rumored that RAM, in an effort to boost her resume', has hired a voice coach and is taking opera lessons. (snark off)

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  48. Anonymous8:45 PM

    Even her teabagging followers now realizes Sarah Palin is a money pit and it is time for the teabaggers to cut their loses and stop paying for Trig's 24/7 nanny, Willow's home school teacher / probation officer and Tawd's special night stress reliving friends.

    Sarah's day of living like Ivanna Trump are over.

    No more Palin - Heath all expense paid family vacations courtesy of the teabaggers.

    6:34 PM. After all is said and done, $arah will be poorer than Sherry Johnston and Shailey Tripp. Brisket too. People who get sudden wealth like lottery winners don't manage it well

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  49. Anonymous8:51 PM

    CymruJane: running for a sr. admin position sounds feasible to me. No tiring campaigning and there's probably a government pension and free health care for life at the end of it.

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  50. FerryFey said...
    Looks like Florida still thinks she's hot, and can't control itself:

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/080s7MG8af9Ui?q=sarah+palin
    .................

    THAT is funny!

    L

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  51. She's always gonna announce - some time in the future future.

    It's like that Camping fella, doomsday's gonna come, this May, this October, that December, it's always gonna come, because right now is
    Just Not Good Enough.

    Meh.

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  52. Anonymous8:56 PM

    Anon 5:57: hey, I'm fifty, and my boobs (much better than the Belmont ones, LOL) are still worth looking at.

    Unlike Granny Grifter, however, I know how to dress appropriately for my age, my figure, and the occasion.

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  53. Anonymous9:00 PM

    OM Dog! Where did you find THAT photo? Is that rust in the background, or is she floating in the c of p?

    Creepy.
    ---------------

    Off Topic
    My husband and I were discussing Sarah, and he came up with a pretty good point.

    Why the silence over Sadie's Playboy interview/photos? She went off the deep end with Levi, but she's eerily silent. One would think she'd HAVE to refute some of the things said, or have her daughter do it, but crickets chirping...
    Sadie 1
    Sarah 0
    Bristol 0

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  54. Anonymous9:02 PM

    Like Bristol said a while ago that her mom already made up her mind but for some reason her followers can't accept that and now Sarah is in her final minutes and looks like she will stretch it out to her final seconds before telling those dumb shits she is not running. LOL

    The best part is being able to say

    "WE TOLD YA SO YOU RETARDS"

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  55. Anonymous9:04 PM

    Sarah is probably getting a hunchback from carrying all that water in her bra!

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  56. Anonymous9:06 PM

    O'Donnell is wrong. At this point she HAS to "run". Oh, it won't be for very long, and she won't spend any money, it'll go *just* long enough for some evil librul journolist to say something snarky and hurt her feelings and then she can claim she's protecting her family from the vicious librul attacks and fears for her safety.

    She HAS to.

    Because at this point, there's no upside. She's teased her fan base far too long to say she's not running. She would lose EVERYTHING. Even the Fox job would dry up because she'd be so utterly discredited and despised by even her former fans. She'll have rendered herself useless for ratings boosts.

    So, unless she pretends to run and manages to manufacture a sympathy-garnering exit strategy to preserve what followers she has left, she's gonna lose the PAC and the Fox paycheck and end up doing strip mall openings and car shows. "See the original Batmobile!! Also,Sarah Palin!"

    Unless she's already made enough money to retire comfortably (and I don't think she has, frankly.) she has no other option but to pretend to run, then quit and hope she's perceived as a martyr.

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  57. Anonymous9:10 PM

    Who do you think Palin will endorse in her attempt to be a kingmaker? Actually, it could just as well be a kiss of death for any candidate she gives the nod to. I'm thinking Perry will be her choice.

    8:35 PM
    .___________________________________

    Most definitely Perry. Even though he tossed her aside at the post 2008 election presser in Texas (get behind me, woman!)he will get her endorsement---how else could she get another VP run?

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  58. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Well t-baggers nothing left of Sarah Palin's two year POTUS scam except just waiting for Bristol to sing then it is officially over.

    Ya get it?

    We're waiting for the fat lady to sing.


    LOL

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  59. emrysa9:16 PM

    photo caption:

    palin sees herself for the very first time.

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  60. Anonymous9:24 PM

    Here's another strange skin folds pix. I can't get the skin on my neck to do that.

    http://tinyurl.com/4y6x3k9

    The more I look at it the weirder it is. Is it just because the face skin is so tight??

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  61. Anonymous9:25 PM

    Sarah Palin is trying to figure out how to launder the SarahPac money into her personal account before she quits.

    Time to call in the expert, Alaska's own dirt ball... KRISTAN COLE!

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  62. The neck wrinkles are from a bad, bad face lift. Unless you do the neck ligaments that is what you get ....and it will keep getting worse. What doctors do these people go to?

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  63. Anonymous10:45 PM

    What's wrong about Sarah Palin is how she is treating her SarahPac employees. They say they are waiting for Sarah to announce she is running for POTUS...

    Well don't hold your breath because she is not.

    You SarahPac employees are paying your mortgage and rent not from a monthly paycheck for a product you produce. You monthly paycheck depends on how well Granny LuLu can con and scam people into sending her money, her abilities to grift!

    Well Sarah's grifting career is coming to an end. Nobody is going to send her money if she is not running for POTUS. Nobody wants to pay for that scammers family vacations.

    Another thing for you SarahPac employees to worry about is the time period you are fired in, the holidays will be here and nobody hires during the holidays!

    But don't worry about Sarah, she has money stashed away and she will be just fine.

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  64. Anonymous11:08 PM

    annie said...



    The neck wrinkles are from a bad, bad face lift. Unless you do the neck ligaments that is what you get ....and it will keep getting worse. What doctors do these people go to?

    9:59 PM

    Bristol's reality show won't last forever and she will need to find a sugar daddy to maintain her facelifts and lipo upkeep or she will turn back into her "BL" pudgy round face self. What is "BL"?

    "Before Levi" impregnated her.

    So now we know why Bristol moved to Los Angeles and wanted to get into reality tv! BristoL is in Los Angeles looking for an African American basketball or football player like those other idols Bristol worships, the Kardashians.

    Sarah, your daughter Bristol will be 21 soon and will be clubbing and competing for the Love Of Ray J and there is nothing you can do about it!

    Warning to Bristol, you need to find a sugar daddy fast because your family genes does not age well. Just look at your grandparents Creepy Chuckie and Easy Sally. Also look at your mother's claws, turkey neck, hunched back, bones protruding through her skin,fungus toes, dry hair and blotchy skin.

    Sarah is not aging well either!

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  65. Anonymous11:26 PM

    6:01 PM Haha spoken like a true Alaskan.

    The yeast infection we all can't get rid of, no matter how hard we try.

    Time to bring in the radiation therapy.

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  66. Anonymous11:44 PM

    Karma's a bitch, eh Sarah?

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  67. Anonymous11:51 PM

    Jim Hightower on The Last Word with Lawrence tonight talking about Rick Perry and what will happen in the debate. "inconsequential", "inept campaigner","testy","not particularly a nice guy", "thinskinned", and so on.


    "This guy has put the goober in gubernatorial in his ten years as Governor here..."


    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44417436#44417436

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  68. Anonymous11:51 PM

    Jim Hightower on The Last Word with Lawrence tonight talking about Rick Perry and what will happen in the debate. "inconsequential", "inept campaigner","testy","not particularly a nice guy", "thinskinned", and so on.


    "This guy has put the goober in gubernatorial in his ten years as Governor here..."


    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44417436#44417436

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  69. Anonymous12:30 AM

    the teabaggers will go when the insufferable bitch leaves, they are one in the same. Hopefully next will be the old time repubaggers.

    GoL

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  70. Anonymous12:49 AM

    has anyone checked out the fine detail that seems to prove that the photo of SP running is photo-shopped.

    wow!!


    http://ozmud.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/hey-sarah-about-that-marathon-editorial/

    we were going to 'move on" which is fine. it's just good to have this confirmation in our own minds.

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  71. Anonymous3:16 AM

    Love the expression on her phony assed face. Priceless.

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  72. Anonymous3:23 AM

    anon 557pm: "Getting the girls out won’t come to much in 2016. I mean, yuk! She will be 51 years old and a grandma thrice at least by then."


    She's already at leasta three-time grandma. Just think, by 2016 Piper will be the same age bristol was when she started in with the tents and wine coolers....so she'll probably be pregnant already at 15 just like her Sissy. Lots more grandkids on the way from this pack, you betcha!

    *hic*

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  73. Anonymous3:43 AM

    @ 8:11, "I actually think the Indianola Boobs were bigger, but I like the sound of the Belmont Boobs."

    I think the Belmont Boobs are bigger, the Indianola Boobs look big because she has lost a lot of weight and wore a really tight (how presidential!) sweater in Indianola, IMHO, for what it's worth.

    She's playing Ivana Trump, Barbie goes to the White House version.

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  74. Anonymous3:47 AM

    What is Bristol up to? Are her show takes over? Is she planning on living with the two guys forever? Will she and Sarah ever live in their Arizona houses? Where is Willow. Is she in school? Is she living with Bristol?
    Does anyone know the whereabouts of these two?

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  75. Anonymous3:51 AM

    Before you make the Tea Party into one lumpen proletariat, I do believe something else is going on here - internecine warfare. Remember, the Tea Party Patriots was the group kicked to the curb by the Tea Party Express. The Tea Party Express is a Russo/Marsh production - as is Sarah Palin, with Andrew Davis an ex (or current) Russo Marsh executive. So for the Tea Party Patriots to dis Sarah sounds more like jealousy or resentment at the success of the Tea Party Express than anything else. But the fact that TPP happens to be right, is useful, indeed. MicMac

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  76. Anonymous3:52 AM

    She can't run because she doesn't have her key prop, a baby. She hasn't even recognized Track's, yet. Maybe she could share Bristol's godson, sort-of a co-godparent arrangement.

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  77. Anonymous3:54 AM

    o right, @ 6:10 - but I'll go a step further - calling it "Armed Forces: tea party, as if it was something that is government sponsored, or for current military members - ain't so. This is the new VFW- which was *generally the place for guys who'd either been stateside, the entire war, or done KP their whole enlistment to get away from the wives every afternoon and get schnockered and relive their imagined "glory days."

    *Yes, there were some posts that were exceptions - this is in my experience and that of quite a few folks I know. It's the reason lots of Nam vets never would join.

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  78. Anonymous5:11 AM

    "Actually, it could just as well be a kiss of death for any candidate she gives the nod to."

    NO ONE is going to want her endorsement. I hope she does latch onto fellow Tea Partier Perry. Couldn't happen to a better guy.

    In addition, NO ONE will want her as a VP running mate AND I doubt that she is even given a speaking role at the convention, although we're going to have to deal with speculation about all of these things right up to next fall. If Obama wins, there will be a couple of months speculation about 2016 for Sarah and if he loses, then discussion about Sarah will be over in November. Either way, Rick Perry has become a BIG worry.

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  79. Anonymous @9:06 PM said...

    O'Donnell is wrong. At this point she HAS to "run". Oh, it won't be for very long, and she won't spend any money, it'll go *just* long enough for some evil librul journolist to say something snarky and hurt her feelings and then she can claim she's protecting her family from the vicious librul attacks and fears for her safety.

    She HAS to.

    Because at this point, there's no upside. She's teased her fan base far too long to say she's not running. She would lose EVERYTHING. Even the Fox job would dry up because she'd be so utterly discredited and despised by even her former fans. She'll have rendered herself useless for ratings boosts.

    So, unless she pretends to run and manages to manufacture a sympathy-garnering exit strategy to preserve what followers she has left, she's gonna lose the PAC and the Fox paycheck and end up doing strip mall openings and car shows. "See the original Batmobile!! Also,Sarah Palin!"

    Unless she's already made enough money to retire comfortably (and I don't think she has, frankly.) she has no other option but to pretend to run, then quit and hope she's perceived as a martyr.


    I was really sure she'd run, too. Now I'm not so sure. I think Anon238 has it. She's going to say Trig is sick, and being the "good mother" she is she needs to take care of him instead of run.

    But, having said that, I think we need to continue to promote that bit of Anon238's post and hopefully make her run. Kind of like when Gryphen revealed Sarah and Todd were on the verge of divorce and then, because of that revelation, it forced them to stay together. That still makes me smile :-)

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  80. Anonymous6:09 AM

    "http://ozmud.wordpress.com/2011/09/07/hey-sarah-about-that-marathon-editorial/

    It's Sarah's arm that seems to have a deformity, that is most peculiar.

    Oz has done what others should have done before reporting Sarah's run. Too bad all the sources that reported on this haven't been sent links to IM or Mudflats. Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will contact the organizers and ask some questions for a story about Sarah's participation. Have the officicial pictures of the event been posted, yet? In all honesty, this may not be over, yet. If I ran that race and was cheated out of my proper overall placement, I would not be happy. It's possible that this could turn into a very big story. Let's hope there are some ambitious reporters out that there that are looking for their big break.

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  81. Anonymous6:13 AM

    Anon 5:11 am: "NO ONE is going to want her endorsement. I hope she does latch onto fellow Tea Partier Perry. Couldn't happen to a better guy."

    He's a hack, but he's a successful hack. I would be very surprised if he sought her endorsement. It didn't hurt him in the 2010 Texas governor's election, but since then, her popularity with the conservative base has seriously plummeted. He doesn't need it for the primaries, and it would kill his chances in the general.

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  82. Anonymous6:16 AM

    I know at this juncture most of you will doubt my prediction, but here it is...Palin doesn't run and endorses ROMNEY. She's a corporate puppeteer for sale, and the big guns clearly want Romney to be the nominee. They'll pay her handsomely to get him in with the base.

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  83. Beldar J Conehead7:24 AM

    Hey, teabaggin' dummies: if you'd actually been reading Gryphen's blog instead of coming here to defend the Fizzly Mamma, none of these truths would be a surprise to you now. You've been swindled!

    She doesn't want to be president. The screechy wretch(tm) is in it for the money! Your money. And your adoration, also, too. But, seriously, mostly your money.

    She wasn't good enough, smart enough or hard-working enough to even finish her job as governor. She sure isnt good enough now to take on a higher office. And do you see even the SMALLEST evidence that she's trying to become good enough in the future? No. No, you don't. She will NEVER be good enough. And everyone knows it. Well, everyone but you and a few sad folk like you.

    How the fruck did ya think she was gonna succeed in a job A THOUSAND TIMES harder and a MILLION TIMES more contentious and acrimonious than anything she could imagine?

    Next time you send your hard-earned money and a supportive note to ScreechyPAC think about a family sitting in their spacious Alaska family room, a crackling fire reflecting in their sparkling eyes, hard at work opening a large pile of envelopes all addressed to Screechy. As each envelope is opened the laughing family member calls out the amount on the check: "$10! $50!! Oh, MOM!!! LOOK!! $100!!!" while simultaneously tossing the heart-felt card or letter - unread - into the fire. They're laughing at you.

    I'll agree with you and Granny Lulu about one thing and that's the undeniable lame-osity of the lamestream media which continues publishing the "will she? wont she?" story over and over as if this arch grifter has earned a place in this important election.

    She's earned only our ever-lasting contempt. I hope she enjoys it.

    Run, Lulu, RUN!!!!

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  84. Anonymous9:15 AM

    First Ann Coulter, now Erick Erickson. Seems the right is finally waking up re: Sarah Palin and her delusional fans...

    http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/09/07/enough/

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  85. Anonymous7:47 PM

    That twit Sarah Palin is lost and does not know how to exit from her POTUS scam.

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