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The National Enquirer print edition reports: “Bristol wants to go to cosmetology school. She plans to find a school near her home in Arizona so she can get away from the Alaskan winter. After graduating next year, she wants to look for jobs in the movie industry. Bristol’s realizing her bout of fame and big-money offers in Hollywood is dwindling since mother isn’t in the spotlight as much, so she needs a backup plan.”
Is it just me, or is anybody else hearing Frankie Avalon's "Beauty School Drop Out" playing in their heads right now?
Beauty school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
Beauty school dropout,
Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo!
Well at least you could have taken time, to wash and clean
your clothes up,
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose
up!
Baby get moving (Baby get movin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got the dream but not the drive.
If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool.
Turn in your teasin comb and go back to high school!
Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout),
Hanging around the corner store.
Beauty school dropout (Beauty school dropout),
It's about time you knew the score.
Well they couldn't teach you anything,
You think you're such a looker,
But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
Who wants their hair done by a slob?
So if this is true, and I don't have any independent confirmation yet, then that must mean that Bristol's reality show is dead in the water. Color me surprised.
Well I guess if Bristol cannot BE one of the rich and famous, she can at least wash the hair of the rich and famous. You know, if they came up to Wasilla, Alaska that is.
Hey, I wonder if this means she will start working at the Beehive Beauty Shop? Then she could wax people's taint, AND get to be on television!
That is of course if the rumors of Big Hair Alaska's demise turn out to be false don'tcha know.
You know the problem with hitching your future to the meteoric rise of a crazy person, which half of the planet already despises, is that when they fizzle out and slam back into the earth, they leave nothing but devastation and a giant crater to remember them by. And everything that was sucked along in their wake is now so damaged that it is virtually unrecognizable.
Sadly for Bristol, and of course little Tripp, she is exhibit "A."
Update: Here is the actual NE article. It looks like Bristol might be a little more ambitious than we previously believed:
BRISTOL PALIN’s Hollywood dreams are fading but she’s determined to make it big on the other side of the camera — as a Hollywood hairdresser.
Sources say the 21-year-old former “Dancing with the Stars” contestant plans to attend cosmetology school so she can do hair and makeup on movie sets!
And as for her reality show with the Massey's?
Bristol recently filmed a reality show with former Disney stars KYLE and CHRISTOPHER MASSEY for the BIO channel, but sources say it may be scrapped. She realized quickly she needed to explore other options.
“Her biggest priority is getting a job that is flexible, where she can make plenty of money but not be too tied down since she’s a single mother,” added the source. “Cosmetology work is perfect because she’ll have some control over her schedule.”
There is a fledgling film industry sprouting up here, but it is having some serious growing pains right now (My daughter is currently unemployed after months of back to back work available.). But even if it takes off one has to wonder if ANY reputable movie company would hire Bristol Palin to do hair and makeup on their performers?
Unless of course she is planning to move to Hollywood full time, but then that second question still applies.
This skank will never cut hair for a living..
ReplyDeleteIt is way too much hard work for Brisdull to ever consider. Gasp! Standing all day to make $50 or $100.
She will probably do porno movies ... about the only thing she is qualified to do.
Are we getting a report on The Unattended that you, I presume, attended last night? I probably speak for all of us in saying that we're dying to hear about it!
ReplyDelete"You know the problem with hitching your future to the meteoric rise of a crazy person, which HALF of the planet already despises, is that when they fizzle out and slam back into the earth, they leave nothing but devastation and a giant crater to remember them by."
ReplyDeleteOnly half of the planet despises the Palins? Only half? I think you're being mighty generous there Gryphen.
And btw, Bristol will never make it through beauty school. It takes commitment and motivation - neither of which she seems to have acquired yet.
Perhaps she can work with Jessica at the Bee Hive. Didn't Jessica score a reality show segment or two?
ReplyDeleteWith Bristol they could make it three.
It sounds about her level of competance intellectually. I am not putting down hairdressing or hairdressers though I never go to beauty shops.
I'm sure she thinks she won't do ordinary hairdressing , she assumes she would start at the top.
Considering her own mess of hair, I think she has no taste or talents even in dressing hair.
Being a hairdresser is hard work. Standing on your feet all day, working with chemicals. Assuming the Bristle can even make it through the program, she will suck at it because she's too self-centered. And not to put down hairdressing as a living, but if they had the choice between college and hairdressing, many of them would choose college. Bristle can get an education without being saddled with student loans, but she chooses to do something that she THINKS sounds glamorous, and she knows how much the McCain hairdresser was paid. Apparently she still thinks that her "connections" will get her in the door. Does she not realize how stiff the competition is for "glamorous" hairdressing jobs? Maybe Cindy McCain will hire her.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way she'll get the chance to work on 'stars'!! There is no one -- I say no one -- who would let her near their hair. They've seen the evidence of her own grooming!!
ReplyDeleteShe's probably going to try to get on the reality shows Jerseylicious or Glam Fairy - although Glam Fairy would involve working with gay guys. However, she already knows how to do bumpits, so she'll have a leg up on the other students.
ReplyDeleteGryph, I cannot believe that you remember Frankie Avalon !!! That is going back a few years and then some.
ReplyDeleteAnd to Anon @ 6:10 am, yes, perhaps her first movie will be "Beach Blanket Bingo - the Adult Version". Although Bri$dull is most certainly NOT Annette Funicello, not by a long shot.
Hey Gryphen! Here's your chance. Five bucks will getcha this stellar opportunity...!
ReplyDeleteWASILLA — Folks in Alaska have their first opportunity to see the movie “The Undefeated” on the big screen Monday.
'The Undefeated' plays at 6 p.m., Nov. 21 at the Wasilla Alaska Club Theater. Suggested donation is $5 and seating is limited to 150 people.
For more information, to reserve a seat or to purchase a ticket to the meet-and-greet, contact Harmony Shields at informedgirl@gmail.com or 315-5038.
http://www.frontiersman.com/articles/2011/11/19/local_news/doc4ec5e5fda1c13797921583.txt
What's sad is apparently no one told Bristol that as you age your face becomes longer. She made her already pretty-enough face really loooong with unneeded plastic surgery, so by the time she's 40 she'll probably look like a horse.
ReplyDeleteI stand by my statement that half of the planet despises Palin. Remember, believe it or not, there are still large segments of the population who have never even HEARD of Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteBut for those that know of her, then yes more than likely they DO despise her.
And for those who are awaiting a report from the premiere of "The Unattended" I am sorry to report that it will not come from me, as I was unable to make the work accommodations I would need to get the free time.
I still hope others might make it out there tonight. Any "boots on the ground" in Wasilla?
Hi, gryphen, here's new beyonce news of a possible faked pregnancy:
ReplyDeletehttp://cdn.mediatakeout.com/52493/mto-world-exclusive-new-evidence-that-suggests-beyonce-is-wearing-prosthetic-breasts.html
That song ran through my mind when I read that Bristol was thinking about becoming a hairdresser. And then, my mind wandered to a scenario of Bristol working in a hair salon and Tabatha of Tabatha's Salon Takeover pays a visit. Delicious possibilities. Like others have said, hair dressing/cosmetology is not easy work. A good hair stylist takes continuing courses and works hard to update skills and keep customers. In Hollywood, I would imagine the competition is pretty stiff.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least it would seem that Bristol is facing reality. Finally.
A Palin getting a job working for a living; I'll believe it when I see it.
ReplyDeleteYes, and she'll graduate from the "ahem, cosmetology school" with honors, while attending UAA full time, filming her reality show & remembering to visit her children once a month. Oh, and she'll also do her radio show in her spare time. What a talented "gurl" she is.
ReplyDeleteBrisket's real problem is her own: that nasty streak, combined with her lack of work ethic and sense of entitlement. All those times she was haughty and demanding as a "star" - that's the opposite of what a anyone who wants to provide services to real stars will need. Can't imagine the kind of small talk she could make with someone in the chair. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteThis is good perhaps this will convince one of her siblings to consider the fact that an education is important or you might spend the next 30 years on your feet dying old ladies' hair blue. Too late for willow I fear but maybe piper could be the first palin kid to further her education.
ReplyDeleteIf my 19-20 year-old daughter came home with her face as mishappened as bristle's in that picture the first thing I would do after screaming hysterically "what have you done to your face? " is call my family lawyer. I can't believe a person under the age of 21 is allowed to give permission to someone to butcher their face like that...
I get that she's been quite the mini-grifter to this point. And it absolutely KILLS me to say this; but maybe, just maybe, she's making a smart move here. She's young and recognizes she has no marketable skill set, and so she's doing something about it.
ReplyDeleteNow, whether or not she'll make it in Hollywood is another story altogether. But I am hoping against hope that maybe she has seen the true nature of her mother's core, and doesn't want that for herself. Just maybe. Redemption is possible, right?
For easy money, Bristol will sell the story of mom's faked pregnancy, before she will ever cut hair.
ReplyDeleteHard ass worker... my ass!
The Flying Monkeys are all excited that their Queen's movie will be shown in Wasilla. But some are bummed out and can't watch it anymore, since she isn't gonna be 'whoopin' Obama's ass' like they first thought.
ReplyDelete'I think you're very spot on about how all this is only going to work more in our favor as time moves forward.
And I think the movie will possibly have a significant positive impact even on the left.
The reason I say this is because they're a herd on the verge of stampeding, and when some of them see the film they're going to start a chain reaction. And even in that faithless world, God's law is written on even their hearts. Once some of those folks see the movie and have to face the hideousness of the way Sarah's been savaged, many of those hearts will be irresistably convicted, even if they won't admit it in some cases.
I can also envision a good number of the left voting against obama out of spite if he does the kind of pandering we expect him to running up to the election.
Throw in the growing suffering and difficulties that appear to loom on the horizon and it adds up to the potential for an unprecedented and perhaps at this time unthinkable outcome.
And, of course, underpinning it all is the unfailing promise of Romans 8:28. And we know without a doubt who Sarah is and by Whom she is called.
Mow is the time for us to be in a II Timothy 1:7 mode, as Sarah has encouraged us to do.
"For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but if power, and of love, and of a sound mind."
People wonder how she does it...there's the answer. And as far as I can tell, she and Todd are the embodiments of that verse.
Let's melt and flip us some iceberg!'
http://conservatives4palin.com/2011/11/the-undefeated-plays-in-wasilla-alaska-this-sunday-and-monday.html#comment-368141542
As obnoxious as Bristol Palin has become, let's not forget that it is due to her mother Sarah Palin. I really feel sorry for her kids who's lives she has corrupted in her quest for political fame. Sarah Pali deserves a bout of public humiliation for all the "good" she has wrought.
ReplyDeleteMan, that song was prophetic!
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Gryphen, why criticize her for looking for work she likes and that can earn her a living? Sure, she had a rotten start, rotten up-bringing, thrown onto the national stage, her role framed by her mean-spirited, superficial, celebrity-seeking mom, a dysfunctional family life, so she's young, and out of all that it's not surprising she's made immature choices, fallen for the glamour thing.
ReplyDeleteBut now if she wants an independent life, and fixing hair appeals to her, why not? It beats feeding off mama's trough (and being in her suck-the-life-out-of-you sphere). Lots of nice people make their living in beauty salons; beauty's big business in the good ol' U.S. It's honest work. Shouldn't be disrespected, imo.
CUT HAIR FOR A LIVING?
ReplyDeleteWTF?
Didn't Brisket style Sarah Palin's hair (wig) at one of her events and Sarah looked like SHIT?
Maybe Brisket should run a daycare so she can take care of all her kids by herself.
Who is going to watch Tripp?
ReplyDeleteWill he be 10 years old sitting in a beauty salon sucking on his pacifier watching his mother cut hair?
Great! She can be Luanne to her mom's imitation of Peggy Hill.
ReplyDeleteI can't see Tawd as Hank though. Hank would beat Tawd's ass.
Brisket goes to hair college, Chelsea goes to Stanford. Yeah, I can see how Sara thought she should be POTUS
ReplyDeleteAnyone wanna bet a hair style from Brisket includes a premium for the right to let her style your hair?
Or maybe she'll get done with school and start styling Sara's wigs
Kathi in NJ...sorry, but we've heard this all before. Remember when she left the nest to live with her baby in Anchorage. She was supposedly going to college AND working full time in a medical office. And it was so tough on the poor girl that she skipped out to live in LA and pretend to dance for 2 months. Then she was going to be in a TV show with the brothers Massey...still awaiting that premiere. Now she wants to go to beauty school? As someone else said, we'll believe it when we see her diploma and her attempt to get a job on her own merits.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, who's watching the kids? And since when has she LIVED in Arizona?
I was about to say, No way could Bristol pull off a job at a hair salon or be a set make-up artist - as the hours and work as way too long and hard - but I see others have beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteDang Bristol, must be discouraging to read these comments about you. So, are you going to prove everyone wrong and actually develop a work ethic and a conscience? I'd give you a standing ovation if you ever did.
Now I'll have that song in my head all day.
ReplyDeleteIn all that time since August 2008, Bristol could be enjoying her 3rd or 4th year of university now, ready for graduation, or if she had decided a community college, she'd be well under way working at a "rill" american job.
Her life has been disrupted by the lure of fame and it'll be very hard to go back to just normal. I think that anyone who chooses the entertainment industry as career choice would be successful as long as they had a good solid childhood with parents who taught them to love themselves, not take themselves too seriously. But a lot of people want in that industry because they feel it will replace the love and acceptance they didn't get from home.
If this is the case with Bristol, she'll be running from one thing to the next, always seeking and not finding unless she realizes that she must deal with the past.
In ""Hollywood" (which no one in L.A. refers to as a mythical fantasy place but as a real neighborhood that used to house most film studios), Bristol Palin will fail. She should try to set up a beauty shop in Maricopa or Wasilla. In L.A., no one will trust their hair and make-up to her, because she can't do her own. It's that simple. Do you go to a dermatologist who has bad skin? Not in L.A. Would you go to an uneducated, unattractive girl who has bad hair and a strange face for "cosmetic" treatment? Not on your life.
ReplyDeleteBristle has a summer internship just screaming out her name at the Beehive Beauty Salon! Her rented chair could be called "Bristle & Mousse" or "Mousse & Me" or "Comb The Planet".
ReplyDeleteJessica's Last Strand
The reason that Bristol wants to cut hair and do makeup for The Stars is because she saw how much money a stylist made while making up Sarah for the 2008 campaign-- $$$$$!!!
ReplyDeleteHere are some more career choices for Bristol:
1. actress
2. receptionist/manager - doctor's office
3. radio commentator
4. dancer
5. real estate agent
6. manager of some consulting company set up by SarahPAC
Oh, sorry, Bristol tried these jobs and they didn't work out so well. I can think of one job that requires hard work, long hours, dedication and has some rewards (and problems) along the way: Mother.
Maybe it's time for Bristol to stop chasing some kind of glamorous life style for which she lacks the talent and skill. She does have a child (children) to take care of, and they don't belong in Arizona for the winter. They belong a reasonable distance from the guy who thinks that he is the father so they can have him and his family in their lives, too. Being a good mother does take time and effort, but then, Bristol has no role model to follow, so it is much harder for her.
Does she think that slapping a Bumpit on her mother's head and clipping on the extensions, applying the curling iron and finishing with hairspray is a realistic preview of actually making a living dealing with what other people want their hair and makeup to look like?
ReplyDeleteFor heaven's sake, this girl's only other experience is sitting in the chair receiving the services of professionals with years of experience, and no doubt some interest and skills in customer service.
Think about that for a moment. Wrap your head around Bristol busting her butt to please someone else in order to get paid.
Oh, and standing on her feet all day, schlepping her cases around, and remembering how al those chemicals interact. She'll have to put up with every kind of demanding customer just like she was.
And not only will she not have a shampoo assistant when she starts out - she'll BE the shampoo assistant to the more experienced stylists, and she'll be sweeping up too.
How long do you think THAT dose of living in the real world will last?
Is there anyone out there who doesn't want a good paying job with flexibility? She sure seems to think she is better than every other single mother without a millionaire parent.
ReplyDeleteSo she wants to go to cosmo school and then automatically get into the movie business. Boy, sure would be nice if everyone was that special, dontcha think.
It's all downhill from here. Even people with talent or connections have a hard time in the entertainment business. And she's also got that bad attitude and a history of being abusive to the very people who could give her a break in their fields.
ReplyDeleteBesides, she would have to go t school without dropping out, and actually learn skills and apply knowledge about chemicals.
Yeah, right.
That plastic surgery did not improve her looks at all. She looks different, but not better.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Sarah didn't intervene as an executive producer and find a way to get the reality show aired. Its failure may be the crack that lets the light in, showing Bristol how she was duped by her own mother.
ReplyDeleteI wish Bristol success with the cosmetology career or whatever. It will be a big step up from being paid to tell lies and half-truths.
What happened to her "consulting" firm? Oh yeah, that was just set up to launder money from SarahPac.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she could start out by washing her hair and her mothers wigs.
Her pupils are frequently dilated. Sign of drug use.
ReplyDeleteOddly enough I was thinking about Brystil yesterday. I was wondering if she's smart enough to know the gravy train has derailed, or is her mother still filling her head with foolish fantasies about stardom? Actually, cutting hair seems like an appropriate career choice for Brissie. It's about the best she could hope for, but you know she was headed for a job where she gets tips.
ReplyDeleteShe was so cute in the "before" pic. Why did she want to attack that fresh face?
ReplyDeleteIf she thinks she's going to get into the movie biz cutting hair, how does she propose to do it? You break into film crew work at the very bottom, doing PA (production assistant) work. It doesn't pay that great, you work even more ridiculous hours than the grips, gaffers, etc. In other words, "pay your dues".
ReplyDeleteCan she do that?
Try Supercuts
Her best bet would be to kill fish with a bat! Doing hair for stars in Hollywood????bwaahhahahhahhahah!
ReplyDeleteAnon. 7:18 - Thanks for the tip from C4P - Whoever commented about Tim. 1:7 - "For God has not given us a spirit of fear, but of power, and of love and of a sound mind". They've taken scripture and turned it around to make Sarah out to be above other men. That's pretty blasphemous. To that commenter from C4P who no doubt comes here to read:
ReplyDeleteI don't see a believer telling national tv viewers she'll bring a rope to hang people "LOVE". Only God's LOVE through us towards others can achieve a sound spiritual mind and comfort us from fear. A person who wants to bring a rope to hang someone, even in jest, has not accepted God's love yet, as they don't display a forgiving spirit.
You say, "as Sarah has encouraged us to do". Nice that Sarah encourages people to read that verse, but she made elderly people cry when she touted "death panels". And the thing of it is, these verses are from God for our spiritual growth, not for the governing arena.
"She and Todd are the embodiments of that verse". Jesus is the only "embodiment" from that verse because He gives power, love and a sound mind. He was the one who made the ultimate sacrifice, not us. Believers can't achieve that unless they allow Him to have authority over their lives. No man should glory in himself that he is the embodiment of such and such verse.
These people have made Sarah out to be some form of supernatural being, almost as important as Jesus Christ. They are overlapping that line where they have succumbed to making her out to be some sort of God. If she really is a christian, she would be smart to make a statement to these deluded souls that she's human, with frailties, like everyone else. And, give GOD the glory.
Brisket going to "beauty school" makes me think of Luanne Platter (Hanks niece on King of the Hill)
ReplyDelete"I passed lather and rinse but I just can't figure out repeat"
I highly doubt its true about her being a fame seeker. She loves her mellow life as a prospective hockey mom. Though she does love AZ and I believe is going to be there more often with a friend.
ReplyDeleteShe did make friends in makeup and wardrobe on dwts though.
This is a decent match for her, skill wise. I'm stasrting to think ppl get incentives for becoming hygienists and beauticians. There are soooooooo many up there. That abd nursing.
Its like ak colleges offer nothing else.
I say do whatever takes you away from wasilla drama girl. But, for bristol, leaving her family is a huge negative. Those ppl are intertwined.
Well, she loves her current job at the derm office. This would be a similar environment. She's a smart girl who invests wisely. She also doesn't let detractors and haters get her down. I think shell continue being happy no matter what she does.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to BSMP LLC?
ReplyDeleteFirst she wanted to go into nursing, then business, then journalism, the reality acting, now cosmetology. And she is only 21 years old. Can't she make up her mind?
Bristol, self centered? Ugh, it is very clear you know nothing about your subject. Bristol is one of the most humble people you'll meet.
ReplyDeleteContinuing the relentless spin that is brand Sarah Palin:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=47642
If I were a "tiny Hollywood starlet" and happened to draw the short straw and see Bristol Palin at the wash sink, you can bet I'd keep my lips zipped the whole time I was in her hearing.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't doubt for a minute that if she heard some gossip she'd be on the cellphone ASAP to tell her mother to get suggestions how they could turn the gossip into cash.
Which reminds me, how on earth would Bristol keep a cosmetology job for more than a day? She was reported to have annoyed the producers of that Kyle, Chris & Bristol reality show because she was constantly on her cellphone.
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P.S. In case anyone wants to listen to the dulcet tones of Frankie Avalon:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3829507097735470576
Bristol is an ignorant slut with no skills to do anything... except grift off mom's name.
ReplyDeleteShe could work an entire career cutting hair.. and still not make as much as she got paid on DWTS.
Doubt she ever cuts hair.
Well, she's currently a receptionist and medical asst and she is a landlord. I think the girls doing fine on her own.
ReplyDeleteLest we not judge those we don't know. Bristol is far from lazy
Bristol honey, don't you listen to those Negative Nellies. You go right on ahead & sign up for cosmetology school. Then you think about getting a job at a funeral parlor. They ALWAYS need beauticians to prep the deceased for their viewing, and best of all, they won't complain.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet Juantita Jean would give you lots of pointers.
Idk. Jessica is a good role model for anyone. She built a successful business and is gracious and honest. She's only villified by immature dumbshits who irrationally hate her famous client. Heck, if the nytimes lied about me, I'd still be pissed. I love jessica.
ReplyDeleteWell, she has damn good hair that's for sure. And she's beautiful and charismatic in an office setting. A salon environment is what's she's used to. What is it with alaskans and choosing cosmetology or dental hygiene?
ReplyDeleteBut hey, many of these young people already have their own houses at 20 (not just bristol)
We can learn from them.
Look, obviously there are many people who are not cut out for college, it just so happens the Palin family has a disproportionate amount of them...so far, no one in that family can seem to get a bachelors degree.
ReplyDeleteI applaud Bristol for actually learning a trade other than media whore and baby maker, lord knows she needs one. However, if she is looking for something flexible that is the wrong field...you need to work weekends and evenings to do hair and makeup for weddings, proms, etc. And work around your clients' schedules, not your children's if you ever want to make any money. It takes a lot of time to build up a client base, and Bristol has no idea you can't just move to Hollywood and do makeup on movie sets. The delusion is strong with that one.
With that said, in major cities you can do quite well for yourself if you are talented. Hell, my hairdresser I went to for 20 years in Georgetown charges $100 per cut, owns a townhouse in Dupomt Circle, travels 3-4 times a year, and only works 4 days a week. I doubt customers in Wasilla or Maricopa pay top dollar like the ladies of Washington, DC
But gryphen, please remember, there are lots of alaskans even who have never met sarah and still want to. Heck there arepeople in Palmer who've never met her. Not everyone in the country and world is an ignorant, judgmental asshole who irrationally hates people they've never met. Only people who frequent your blog are apparently. Sarah impresses she meets daily. That says something. And she still has most of her longterm friends. That says more.
ReplyDeleteNow we know why we got that picture of her doing Sarah's hair down in Haiti.
ReplyDelete"Knowing of someone" is not knowing them. Sane, decent people recognize this, therefore only make judgments hlwhen they get to know someone.
ReplyDeleteThought you could use this story...
ReplyDeleteRep.Don Young, Prof. Doug Brinkley Argue In House Natural Resources Committee Hearing http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/20/don-young-doug-brinkley_n_1103979.html
Can we say pompous a$$hole?
Anon 7:03, the 3 palin kids who are of age to work HAVE jobs and like them.
ReplyDeleteGet a life.
Why arepeople demeaning people who cut hair etc? People with PhDs should be no more respected than those without a college degree. Everyone is different. If everyone without a college degree were run off, we'd have no microsoft or apple. So fuck you all judgmental assholes. What have YOU accomplished in life? Jealousy is ugly on you.
ReplyDeleteWhat's sad is apparently no one told Bristol that as you age your face becomes longer. She made her already pretty-enough face really loooong with unneeded plastic surgery, so by the time she's 40 she'll probably look like a horse.
ReplyDelete6:50 AM
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Well, her mom already looks (and acts) like a horses butt.
I wish Bristol good luck.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to need it, given the Palin's proclivity for quitting everything they start.
The Palin's are prolific and accomplished liars who delight in demeaning and dehumanizing people. Bristol herself is particularly proficient in the use of homosexual slurs. How she can successfully employ this deplorable skill-set to her benefit in an industry rife with LGBTs, is anybody's guess.
I do sincerely wish her good luck in this endeavor, though. It sure beats grifting for a living.
Who cares about this meaningless bullshit? If Bristol can make the break from pseudo celebrity leech to making an honest living, more power to her.
ReplyDeleteRight?
Bristol,
ReplyDeleteYour strongest bid for financial self-sufficiency can be described in 3 words:
Tell-all book.
If you're the first real insider to do so, you'll reap millions. If you aren't, no so much. Do it before Todd or Willow do it first!
Hey Fairy Tale Troll at 8:25, 8:29, 8:33, etc.: if Bristol is soooooooo happy, why is she always changing jobs and locations? You obviously don't even know her.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like we flushed the lone Bristol Fairy Tale troll out from under her bridge. Long time, no venomous tirades?
ReplyDeleteShe also keeps bringing up Sadie but I reject those. I don't believe Mercede has anything to do with this story.
Apparently this person believes the story accurate, or else they would be attacking the NE. So I guess that is evidence this is more than just a rumor.
Ugh, April, honey, did you just roll put of bed? You're a little late to the party , dear. You know, after all the years of trolling the blogs, you would thi k you're writing would improve some. Maybe you should ask Bristol and Sarah for some money for a writing class at a local community college.
ReplyDeleteThink the plastic surgery is very sad, someone so young & attractive before. Her natural look was far better in my opinion. Plus she was not fully grown & all in all, it's very unfortunate no one stood up for her.
ReplyDeleteBristol needs to snag a man like her mother did. Let him bring home the bacon while Bristol does what she does best: breed.
ReplyDeleteThis "it's so hard being a single mom" gig is running out of steam. Being a "single teen mom" was Bristol's decision and she certainly made lots of lemonade, but it's over now. I don't see much future in selling abstinance when she is in her 30s and 40s!
Surely there's some young dumb stud Bristol could hitch her wagon to....
Yes Kath in NJ - perhaps Bristol the Pistol is looking at obtaining "marketable skills" to fall back on - and agree it is a rational decision to applaud.
ReplyDeleteI remember just 3-5 yrs ago attending a HS graduation where students college decisions were announced as they crossed the stage. " Mike will be attending XYZ majoring in Bio-engineering" or "Susan will be attending LMN majoring in Elem. Ed"
About 25% of the graduating gals were to attend Nail Tech. Schools. Hmmmmm.
Most beauty school grads DON'T start at the top of the industry. They start at the bottom, hope to cultivate a following, and work their way up. Way too much work for Bristol. Besides, who is going to hire someone named "Palin" and all the baggage that goes along with it?
ReplyDeleteBristol, it's extraordinarily hard work to be a hair stylist or make-up artist for films in 'wood. Crack of dawn call times on locations that might be remote, and you have to get yourself there without any kind of entourage--there are no extraneous people in a make-up trailer. You're pressured to get the actors on set on time, then take care of their appearance while they do their scenes. You're there to the very end of the very end of the day's shoot. But the pay is good. You'll need it to pay for child care for Tripp, and that godson of yours(??). Make-up artists with kids have to have a flexible and on-call child care situation. They usually don't know their call time until the night before. If not a father or other close relative, you'd probably need a nanny, at least in busy times when you're spending 16 or more hours a day on set.
ReplyDeleteSomeone has already mentioned the health risks from chemicals and the stress of standing long hours. In the trailer and on set, you never sit.
I applaud you if you pick any goal and achieve it through education and experience. But the goal you're thinking about...think harder before you go ahead with it.
Anon 7:03, the 3 palin kids who are of age to work HAVE jobs and like them.
ReplyDeleteGet a life.
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@8:45 AM
"the 3 palin kids who are of age to work HAVE jobs and like them."
Yeah, right.
You can take your "Get a life," and SHOVE IT.
OT:
ReplyDeleteKetahi is speaking live http://www.kqed.org/radio/listen/
..."she's beautiful and charismatic in an office setting."
ReplyDelete8:39, is this meant to be a compliment????
8:25,
ReplyDeleteBristol invests wisely? Her chin is the worst investment I have ever seen. The chin did not open any Hollywood doors for her. The chin slammed doors in Bristol´s face.
8:29,
If Bristol is humble, how do you explain her ¨autobiography?¨
8:33,
She quit every job she ever had. Bristol couldn´t even make it as a high school slacker. Getting out of bed to go to class was too much of a chore.
8:35,
Jessica is a smart business person. I watched a few clips of her show. She seems like a nice person. I did not know her daughter is recovering from a shattered spine. I wish her and her daughter well.
8:39,
Yeah, we can learn how to live rent free like Jeremy Morlock and Track, learn how to sponge off our ¨friend¨ like April sponges off Bristol, learn how to guzzle vodka from a bottle from Willow, learn how to get pregnant out of wedlock from the Palin gals, etc....
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol honey, don't you listen to those Negative Nellies. You go right on ahead & sign up for cosmetology school. Then you think about getting a job at a funeral parlor. They ALWAYS need beauticians to prep the deceased for their viewing, and best of all, they won't complain.
I'll bet Juantita Jean would give you lots of pointers.
8:34 AM
Bwahahahahahaha!
I think learning the skills and artistry of cosmetology would be a good investment for Bristol. But I don't see her actually completing the curriculum or making the sacrafices necessary to get her foot in the door in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteShe may have made important contacts during her time in the entertainment business but it would be up to her to establish her credentials as a make up artist or hair dresser. I don't think she has that much ambition really.
With her money, why doesn't she just buy a beauty shop and hire others to do the work?
She is still milking her woes as a single mom by pretending that she will have to work for a living. What utter nonsense.
I wish Bristol happiness and success in whatever she does.
ReplyDeleteBristol's Bumpits and Bangs ... grand opening in Wasilla!
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ReplyDeleteI highly doubt its true about her being a fame seeker. She loves her mellow life as a prospective hockey mom. Though she does love AZ and I believe is going to be there more often with a friend.
She did make friends in makeup and wardrobe on dwts though.
This is a decent match for her, skill wise. I'm stasrting to think ppl get incentives for becoming hygienists and beauticians. There are soooooooo many up there. That abd nursing.
Its like ak colleges offer nothing else.
I say do whatever takes you away from wasilla drama girl. But, for bristol, leaving her family is a huge negative. Those ppl are intertwined.
8:24 AM
She did make friends in makeup and wardrobe on dwts though.
I'll bet she made friends alright...who do you think covered up baby Tristan hiding in his Mama's belly!
And the rest of your comment...uh....makes no sense...but then it must have been written by a Palin!
The "job" that Bristol seemed to like the most was when she was on TV (or posing for magazine pictures). She is the one who wants to be fussed over and have her hair and makeup done. The gossip was that Bristol could be quite a diva in the makeup chair. I can't imagine her doing that for other divas when she is the one who wants to attention.
ReplyDeleteI also wonder who sent the story to NE. Oh, wait a minute. I get it now. This is Bristol's (and Sarah's) latest gimmick, a not so subtle pitch for Bristol's reality show: Single mother with a child (or children and god-children) to support, goes to cosmetology school, and then gets a chance to work as an "intern" at famous hair salons and movie studios. Hell, if Jessica could get two episodes, maybe the cameras will come back for Bristol's attempts at back-combing, perms and fluffing. She could work on Sarah. Now, that's a show!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWell, she loves her current job at the derm office. This would be a similar environment. She's a smart girl who invests wisely. She also doesn't let detractors and haters get her down. I think shell continue being happy no matter what she does.
8:25 AM
"shell"??? Who is "shell"??? "derm office"...who is stupid enough to let Brisdull touch their face?? "smart girl" and Brisdull DO NOT compute!
Trollie von Trolltardia @8:42 said:
ReplyDelete"Sarah impresses she meets daily. That says something."
Sure does. I guess exactly what that sentence says depends on whether or not one speaks word salad.
But wait, there's more!!:
"And she still has most of her longterm friends. That says more."
Well, except for the ones who ended up with water in their gasoline. And the ones for whom $error has no blackmail material.
Fake Face always takes the easy way out.
ReplyDelete@8:24 AM,
ReplyDeleteTry again, troll.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol, self centered? Ugh, it is very clear you know nothing about your subject. Bristol is one of the most humble people you'll meet.
8:29 AM
"humble" huh...yeah she's humble when she's begging her Mama for some money to feed her habit!
Anonymous said...
Well, she's currently a receptionist and medical asst and she is a landlord. I think the girls doing fine on her own.
Lest we not judge those we don't know. Bristol is far from lazy
8:33 AM
You are right...Brisdull is "fat and lazy"...I love how you are just throwing out jobs that Brisdull is supposedly doing! Grasping at straws huh Bristol....Girl go take care of all them damn kids you are hiding and get off the internet....baby Tristan needs his diaper changed!
"After graduating next year, she wants to look for jobs in the movie industry."
ReplyDeleteYou'd think that if one were so worried about their "media darlingship" dwindling, they'd be looking for Hollywood gigs right away.
But then again, this is a Palin we're talking about and rationale is never on the menu.
"Well, she loves her current job at the derm office. This would be a similar environment. She's a smart girl who invests wisely. She also doesn't let detractors and haters get her down. I think shell continue being happy no matter what she does."
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Give it up. Bri$tol is NOT smart, and she does NOT have a job. Bri$tol (like her mother) do let the haters get her down. That's why they troll this blog.
Bristol ruined her face. What's really sad to me is that apparently no one among her family and friends intervened in her decision to go for plastic surgery at such a young age.
ReplyDeleteBristol, self centered? Ugh, it is very clear you know nothing about your subject. Bristol is one of the most humble people you'll meet.
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Please. Bri$tol is not humble. She is one of the most haughty, disrepectful brats I ever seen. FACT.
What a joke! Bristol doesn't have to work for a living. She is just trying to find a way to be in the limelight.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDelete"Knowing of someone" is not knowing them. Sane, decent people recognize this, therefore only make judgments hlwhen they get to know someone.
8:44 AM
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Thank you for confirming for us that $carah (and all the vocal Palins) are neither sane nor decent, but instead extremely judgemental.
aahem)
ReplyDeleteIDN, all you people who I don't know are horrible haters for judging people you don't know.
Bristol is a landlord and that's a lot of hard work. It's a lot of hard work to hire a property manager to take care of problems with her house and deal with tenants.
Bristol is also a single mother. That's a lot of hard work, too, as I'm sure all you other single mothers know. Just ask anyone who's had to hire nannies and babysitters how hard it is. Sometimes you have to talk with the nanny and sometimes she's 5 minutes late in the morning and you can't get in the shower when you want. And you have to pay them with cash or checks, which is a lot harder than using a credit card, as other single mothers know. It's even harder if Bristol has a person who takes care of paying the nannies and baby sitters. She has to pay THAT person to pay the nannies and the baby sitters. Good thing Bristol is a hard ass worker.
And, as for Jessica Beehive. I love her. She's also a hard worker who loves and supports her best clients' children. Remember that time when Bristol was inconvenienced by having to go to court to figure out custody with Levi (whom she never really loved, just had a lot of sex with)? Remember how Jessica Beehive so helpfully suggested that people contact the judge in case so that he would have a lot of valuable input when he made his decision? Remember that? That was a lot of hard work for Jessica Beehive on top of doing hair. That's why I love her.
So, Bristol wanting to be a hair stylist like Jessica Beehive is something to be admired and proves what a hard ass worker she is.
As a hair stylist, Bristol will have to wash, cut, color, style, call out judges in custody cases and encourage people to contact them, pay people to manage her rental house, pay people to watch her children when she has to work or needs to hang out with friends or ride mechanical bulls or get minor reconstructive dental/facial surgery (Bristol doesn't need someone to watch Tripp when she gets manicures since he loves the smell of nail polish remover so much, she puts him on her lap so he can get a good sniff).
Bristol would never complain about how hard it is to be a single mother because she is a hard ass worker and because she's so humble. In fact, Bristol is so humble, she'd be the first person to tell you that she's the absolute most humble person on the entire planet.
I saw how she did her mama's hair in Haiti.
ReplyDeleteShe will be feeding off her mama's Pac by dressing mama's hair, if the Pac allows that.
Other than grooming mamas many, many wigs, I wouldn't trust her to do anything for anyone.
Bristol is a prima donna. She will open her own shop and boss everyone around. I can't see her working for anyone but mama.
Well, she's currently a receptionist and medical asst and she is a landlord. I think the girls doing fine on her own.
ReplyDeleteLest we not judge those we don't know. Bristol is far from lazy
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@8:33 AM
Liar. Bri$tol may, or may not be a landlord in Arizona, from renting out her house in Arizona, but that's easy. She just collects money. But she still doesn't actaully work. She is no receptionist, or medical assistant, either.
Bri$tol is lazy, lazy, lazy!
“Her biggest priority is getting a job that is flexible, where she can make plenty of money but not be too tied down since she’s a single mother,” added the source. “Cosmetology work is perfect because she’ll have some control over her schedule.”
ReplyDeleteClue: make lots of money but not be "tied down" to a work schedule. WTF? I doubt seriously that a make-up artist hired for a movie has the luxury of a flexible schedule. She would not be able to just call in sick the day of the filming because Tripp has a cold!
How about being a skin diver for Roto-Rootor ?
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:57.
ReplyDeleteBristol does work at the dr office. Before dwts, she worked there for a year, leaving at the end of July 2010. She went back occasionally for fun to fill in and such but has been back pretty regularly since Oct.
Get a clue and lose the tude.
Idk. Jessica is a good role model for anyone. She built a successful business and is gracious and honest. She's only villified by immature dumbshits who irrationally hate her famous client. Heck, if the nytimes lied about me, I'd still be pissed. I love jessica.
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Yet you come here to whine and call us names, proving that you are just as much an immature dumbshit. And, only an immature dumbshit would believe that hatred, or dislike for Queen $arah Palin is simply based on "irrationality."
Gina, your jealousy and self-hatred is showing again.
ReplyDeletemedia ho's
ReplyDeleteYou may not want to judge people whom you've never met and know nothing about. It will hurt you in the longrun in ways you can't even fathom.
ReplyDeleteAnd Gina, Man, what happened to you in your adolescence? How hateful can one ineffectual person be?
Well, she has damn good hair that's for sure. And she's beautiful and charismatic in an office setting. A salon environment is what's she's used to. What is it with alaskans and choosing cosmetology or dental hygiene?
ReplyDeleteBut hey, many of these young people already have their own houses at 20 (not just bristol)
We can learn from them.
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@8:39 AM
Learn what from Bri$tol? Certainly not hard work. I don't know what planet you're living on, but most 20 years in America right now, cannot afford to buy their own house, let alone find a job. Bri$tol's lucky to have such a privileged background.
And do you really know what "charisma" is? Bri$tol doesn't have it.
Tripp must have totally blown the reality show filming. If that tyke was even a tiny bit cute the show would have sold.
ReplyDeleteSo Tripp is a failure at age 3 or 4 or 5 (whenever date he popped out). Given the unpleasant utterances his mother unleashes publicly ("big middle finger"), Tripp probably gets a regular tongue lashing from his greedy, lazy, ignorant mother.
Bristol's little ticket to fame and money was Tripp. And he bombed. The abstinence gig flat-lined. Dance and acting, both tried and flopped.
Bristol will probably just go back to the one thing she does well..., fornicate, push out the babies and milk the daddies for support money.
Well, she had better stop "birthin' babies" then. Hopefully she will realise that it takes HARD WORK to be successful at any career. If she had no talent for dancing, acting, being an office manager at a plastic surgeon's office, or even her very own publicity firm, then she will need a hell of a lot more than wanting a flexible schedule!!Surely she does not seriously believe that she would be hired by Hollywood producers on the stength of her mother's name? Most cosmotologists work at their craft, live their craft. It is not just a fleeting ambition just to stay close to celebrities.
ReplyDeleteBut gryphen, please remember, there are lots of alaskans even who have never met sarah and still want to. Heck there arepeople in Palmer who've never met her. Not everyone in the country and world is an ignorant, judgmental asshole who irrationally hates people they've never met. Only people who frequent your blog are apparently. Sarah impresses she meets daily. That says something. And she still has most of her longterm friends. That says more.
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No one said everyone in the world hates $arah Palin. But most people who do know of $arah Palin DON'T like her, and it's her own damn fault. I don't doubt for one minute that there are still a small number of misguided idiots in Alaska, and elsewhere who still want to meet the half-term governor/has-been, $arah Palin. But who gives a shit?
Not everyone who hates $arah Palin is an ignorant, judgmental asshole, who irrationally hates her. Most people have perfectly rational reasons to hate that woman, and they don't have to meet her.
$arah Palin doesn't impress anyone anymore, except for ignorant, judgmental, irrationally paranoid, mouth-breathing assholes like you.
It might not be all bad. I've lived in Hollywood and when the cameras aren't flashing out glamour photos, the actors, musicians, scriptwriters,costume designers, makeup artists, etc., all are honing their craft, taking their work seriously. This ethos and hard work underlies the glitzy surface; anyone in it learns to set foolishness aside if they want to be taken seriously. A growing-up, if you will.
ReplyDeleteThat, with the fact that homophobia and bigotry are deadly unacceptable in a community that is a community of successful and accomplished lesbians, gays, people of every race, ethnic and religious group imagineable. In fact, is Bristol gets involved there, she'll have new eye and mind opening experiences that hopefully will undo alot of mama's rigid hatreds that she simply parrots now. There may be hope for Bristol now that she's out of the insular Wasilla. She might find being a citizen of the world a wonderful new experience. It could happen. I've seen it happen to others.
LOL at 6:41, she has had a leg up on other students all along, all you have to do is count the children of hers so far.
ReplyDelete"Knowing of someone" is not knowing them. Sane, decent people recognize this, therefore only make judgments hlwhen they get to know someone.
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Sane, decent people recognize you don't have to "get to know someone" to realize you don't like them. And, mature people realize that not everyone is going to, or HAS to like to like them. Too bad the Palins and their bots can't seem to get it.
While I don't loathe this girl as much as her mother, she is still a worthless person.
ReplyDeleteLet her earn her living as a hair stylist, but two bets to one she decides the course is too hard to hack and doesn't finish.
Hey $arah,
ReplyDeleteYou must be going crazy (crazier) more than usual.
Why are you leaving so many comments on this thread?
You surely must know by now~ No one is going to buy your Bullshit.
I hope Bristol is REALLY trying to get away from you and your insane family.
I hope it's not too late for Willow, although everything she does looks like a $arah Mini-Me.
Poor little Piper & Trigger.
Please send them to Heather's house to live. They just might have a shot at a decent life if you stay away from them.
Now go crawl back under your rock.
Here's a few snapshots of Bristol's first customer:
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/76gxqct
London Bridges
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where the unemployed George ponders his future...
ReplyDeleteGeorge Costanza: What about being a sports commentator? You know how I always make those witty comments during a game?
Jerry: You do make good comments.
George Costanza: So?
Jerry: Well, they generally give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people, you know, in broadcasting.
George Costanza: [pause] Well that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know.
Maybe she could be a latex salesperson?
Why arepeople demeaning people who cut hair etc? People with PhDs should be no more respected than those without a college degree. Everyone is different. If everyone without a college degree were run off, we'd have no microsoft or apple. So fuck you all judgmental assholes. What have YOU accomplished in life? Jealousy is ugly on you.
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No, fuck YOU you judgmental asshole troll! (who keeps repeating the same word "judgemental" over and over, again.) I don't have a college degree, because I chose not to get one. I have good a job, and I am happy with it. I have NO regrets. And, yet I still think Bri$tol is a lazy bitch, who lacks work ethic. She's a quitter like her mother. She will be a beauty school DROP-OUT! No one is jealous Bri$tol. I've actually WORKED and provided for my family. I consider that an accomplishment. It's more than Bri$tol's ever done. Bitterness is ugly on you.
Media Insider here crawling out from under her rock ---
ReplyDeleteThe LAST thing Bristol did while she was in Hollyweird (especially on Dancing with the Stars) was make "friends" with anybody in makeup or wardrobe. They worked their asses off 24/7 to conceal her pregnancy with Tristan of whatever the newest kid's name is, and all she did was given them constant shit about it. The use of the gorilla suit that one week was their quiet little payback to the bitch.
I think this little PR plant to float the idea of her wanting to work behind the scenes is born, as usual, out of her jealousy and obsession. When somebody is successful at something and they don't like her (because of her completely toxic and insane personality) she likes to try to commandeer what they do and claim it for herself. As in, "I'll do what they do better than them and that will show them!"
Don't think so. Do you trust a woman with such piss poor judgement about her own many cosmetic procedures to do ANYTHING to your own face or hair?
And how on earth would anybody hire her? She doesn't show up to work, when she does she's text messaging all the time or yelling at her assistants about her kids, and she has the IQ and focus of a gnat. . . and that's insulting to a gnat! I highly doubt she could even master coloring hair -- that requires a certain amount of study and artistry, to match people's colors or cover their grays. This girl didn't even graduate from "real high school," just "mommy's phone call to the local Board of Education high school."
Face it, Bristey. You are the world's biggest loser. Set up a show around promoting THAT and you'd do fine, girlfriend! :)
The "all the kids in Alaska have houses at age 20" cracks me up. I don't know why these Lower 48 commenters think this is true. I do know a few kids with houses at 20 but that's usually because Mom and Dad purchase a new home and sell the old one to the child, on the cheap.
ReplyDeleteI don't know any 20-year old real estate moguls here in Wasilla and I process loans for a living. Not too many 20 year-olds with mortgages, at least that go across my desk.
9:24 Bristol's store named "Bumpits and Bangs" Get your bumpit styled, buy wine coolers, and go to the tent in back for your bang. Poifect!!
ReplyDeleteWhat actress would allow that slutty little hillbilly to put on her make-up or to do her hair? Just look at examples of Brisket's work--- her mother's rat's nest for starters, plus Brisket's own homely hairdo. Brisket's makeup is straight out of 80's junior-high, which is the era her mother is stuck in for perpetuity. If Brisket doesn't have the moxy and the "stick-to-itiveness" to excel and graduate high school, then she'll never make it through cosmetology school. She's not willing to invest her time and hard work into something for a long-term payoff, and it shows through her actions of her wanting to get knocked up at 16. She is still a child emotionally and intellectually. She'd fit in with the 6 yr olds in first grade who want to be astronauts, firemen or cowboys. Look at Brisket---- she wants to be a makeup artist to the stars! LOL I can see one of those stars telling her "You better do my makeup a helluva lot better than yours, Miss Hicksville, because you look like a two-dollar whore, girl!"
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:57.
ReplyDeleteBristol does work at the dr office. Before dwts, she worked there for a year, leaving at the end of July 2010. She went back occasionally for fun to fill in and such but has been back pretty regularly since Oct.
Get a clue and lose the tude.
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@10:07 AM
No, I won't lose the tude, and I can say what I want. What are you going to do? Slap me? You can't do shit, so shut-up. If you don't like the tude, you can leave!
Liar, liar, liar! Bri$tol's lazy, lazy, lazy!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteShe was so cute in the "before" pic. Why did she want to attack that fresh face?
8:10 AM
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I thought the same thing and think she is someone completely lacking in self esteem to have made her look like that scary Candies event photo.
Ah. Here we go. I knew somebody said something somewhere.
ReplyDeleteGrit, Tenacity and Fortitude
by Steve Bannon
11/21/2011
I repeatedly get asked: “Why would you make a movie about Sarah Palin–what could we possibly not already know about her?”
The answer is quite simply, “everything that’s important.”
Sarah Palin is what I describe as a “McLuhanesque” figure—one of the most media-saturated people in the world, relentlessly covered by the 24/7 news cycle, yet her real story is there hiding in plain sight, never having been told.
When The Undefeated starts in the late 80s, Sarah Palin is working on a small commercial fishing vessel she co-owns with her husband Todd, who is a blue-collar union member, working on the North Slope. The daughter of a school teacher, she is not part of the social, political, or cultural elite in the remote Mat-Su Valley, 40 miles northeast of Anchorage. In fact, Alaska at that time, was still a wilderness with the rough-hewen culture of a frontier state.
She is essentially out of the loop in a state that is out of the loop.
Sarah Palin is the little guy in “Walmart Nation:” just as obscure, just as powerless, just as insignificant. And that is precisely why she is a role model for young men and women. She didn’t have a rich daddy, she didn’t marry a wealthy or connected husband, she doesn’t have an Ivy League union card. What she did have was the grit, tenacity and fortitude to accomplish great things against almost insurmountable odds.
http://bcfoley.blogspot.com/2011/11/grit-tenacity-and-fortitude.html
HEY. STEVE. IT'S NOT A "FISHING VESSEL." IT'S A SKIFF.
Gina, your jealousy and self-hatred is showing again.
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@10:09 AM,
So is yours.
@10:14 AM
ReplyDelete"You may not want to judge people whom you've never met and know nothing about. It will hurt you in the longrun in ways you can't even fathom."
No, it probably won't.
"And Gina, Man, what happened to you in your adolescence? How hateful can one ineffectual person be?"
I wonder the same thing about $arah Palin.
"And Gina, Man, what happened to you in your adolescence? How hateful can one ineffectual person be?"
ReplyDelete@10:14 AM
Judging by the angry reactions from trolls like you, I think we have been very effective.
anon@708, not only is Bristol lacking in all the skills/work ethic/personality department, let's not forget that the Hollywood crowd, including some big people as well as a lot of little people, has already gotten an up-close look at her lazy, demanding, nasty ways. Media Insider was dead-on in at least respect: gossip channels run wide and deep in those circles. And now Bristol imagines doors will open for her, now that she can no longer grift on her mother's coat-tails? BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH.
ReplyDelete(Karma is such a b*tch, iddn't it.)
Speaking of Palins and National Enquirer, a sidebar.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, could you do us a favor and post the entire list of property seized under search warrant when Shailey Tripp was arrested.
The property seized as evidence that was noted as Tripp's, not Kashawn Thomas.
Thanks.
And the Paid Troll Word of the Day is: Irrationally
ReplyDeleteShe's only villified by immature dumbshits who hate her famous client. 8:35 AM
Not everyone in the country and world is an ignorant, judgmental asshole who hates people they've never met. Only people who frequent your blog are apparently. 8:42 AM
"Mow is the time for us to be in a II Timothy 1:7 mode...."
ReplyDeleteThe mode of transportation we use 'round here to mow timothy is a tractor.
Anon @ 10:34 am wrote:
ReplyDelete"Here's a few snapshots of Bristol's first customer:
http://tinyurl.com/76gxqct
London Bridges"
Brings back memories of the 2008 VP candidate.
Sarah Palin has a serpent's heart said...
ReplyDeleteFirst she wanted to go into nursing, then business, then journalism, the reality acting, now cosmetology.
Somewhere in there she was going to study to be a realtor.
She needs a skill SarahPAC can pay for. Doing Mom's hair and makeup would count. And SarahPAC would pay for her to travel with Mom, to be on hand to do her hair and makeup. The hair shouldn't be too hard. She can style the wigs when convenient and then just attach them later. And often Sarah's style is achieved by dropping the wig on the floor or holding it in front of a fan. Fun.
What kind of receptionist job does Bristol have that can accommodate her long absences to make a reality show, etc.? That's BS! She's never ever worked a real job. And she probably never will.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry Bristol, but I don't think you will be able to skate through Beauty School and land yourself a job as a Hollywood makeup artist just like that; your mother is not going to be able to help you out here. No call-in voting, "friend favors", no public opinion polls, no pressuring the boss to get you hired. Nope. You'll have to go about it the way most of us do, the hard way, with long hours, dedication to your school work, and perseverance. Good luck with that.
ReplyDeleteHow will she work with all the openly gay folk in that business. Being such a racist homophobe I would think she'd go for another career.
ReplyDelete9:57
ReplyDelete"She went back occasionally for fun to fill in and such but has been back pretty regularly since Oct"
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hmmmm. Who else uses and SUCH (also WHATNOT) like they big words......
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteGina, your jealousy and self-hatred is showing again.
10:09 AM
*speaking in my Madea voice....."Oh no this heffa did not just say something to me"
Um....Bristol or April...whichever one of ya'll two sluts can read this....Let me make sure you understand "the words that are coming out of mouth"....Listen Hoe....nobody is jealous of you and your TWO FACES! YOU are FAT and LAZY! Not my fault that your nasty ass has to make a living posting stupid ass comments on a blog....get off your back and close your legs and maybe you can earn a respectable living because obviously working as a "receptionist, landlord, medical assistant" is not "workin for ya Hoe!
*mumbling to myself.....Stupid ass uneducated hillbilly's from Wasilla get on my last fucking nerve
lol. Bristle and her fairy tale troll. Such a busy little bee. Whether the story is true or not, it's just celebrity gossip. If the oh-so-mature fairy tale troll would just ignore such stories, they would fade quickly. The silly fairy tale troll doesn't seem to get that laughing at her comments is the primary entertainment value of posts like this. Bristle is really quite dull, and it is mostly the strenuous attempts to make her sound exciting that are funny.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteYou may not want to judge people whom you've never met and know nothing about. It will hurt you in the longrun in ways you can't even fathom.
And Gina, Man, what happened to you in your adolescence? How hateful can one ineffectual person be?
10:14 AM
*Oh Damn...the hillbilly is addressing me again....SIGH!
Well Bristol...let me break this down a little further for ya'....THIS IS ABOUT YOU ATTEMPTING ANOTHER CAREER IN WHICH YOU WILL NOT ACHIEVE BECAUSE YOU COME FROM A FAMILY OF QUITTERS...*hmmmm....that might be to educated for the hillbilly....let me try this.....
Uh Bristol...get off the computer fatty and go take care of your 1...um...2....er....3 children....when you get an education and are able to use a dictionary and a thesaurus...then we can talk....'mkay?
If I remember correctly Bristol has wanted to do cosmetology since High School days. That is before all this other stuff. I say this is the first realistic thing she has said. I hope she goes for it, and sticks with it. It may not be for Hollywood, but Alaskans need haircuts too.
ReplyDelete"Heath's Homophobic Hair House"
ReplyDeleteA marriage made for Hollywood!
London Bridges
good thing for Bristol that cosmetology school does not require a high school diploma.
ReplyDeleteOops, tried to bold the word, and accidentally made it disappear. Once again,
ReplyDeleteAnd the Paid Troll Word of the Day is: Irrationally
She's only villified by immature dumbshits who irrationally hate her famous client. 8:35 AM
Not everyone in the country and world is an ignorant, judgmental asshole who irrationally hates people they've never met. Only people who frequent your blog are apparently. 8:42 AM
So Bristol is going to work with Shaleigh Tripp...... ROFL
ReplyDeleteWill daddy buy sexual favors for his friends???
Does Bristol know she'll have to actually put some effort into her job? She never has at anything else she's ever done...why start now?
"Brizdull's Beauty Bar"
ReplyDelete-free wine cooler while ya git yer hair did-
"I don't know, Gryphen, why criticize her for looking for work she likes and that can earn her a living? "
ReplyDeleteBristle has lied over and over again about future plans that never come to fruition. I'll believe she's ready to earn a living when she actually DOES so, on her own. Until then this is just another pipe dream. I think she's hoping to meet some big star who'll marry her and take her away.
Oops... too late. Bristol just realized that cutting her for Hollywood stars means you're not one and will never be one. So, in a sense, you're hired help. Why the hell do that when you can sit on your fat a%* and collect fees for explaining how God chose you to educate the promiscuous.
ReplyDeleteWhere's JayKen?? I hope all's well....
ReplyDeleteOh well, let me fill in.
Hi Sarah, quick question:
Where's Trig's birth certificate?
"Her biggest priority is getting a job that is flexible, where she can make plenty of money but not be too tied down since she’s a single mother..."
ReplyDeleteYeah, Bristol is taking the cosmetology school path to entry into the top 1% that are the überwealthy.
Cosmetology: THAT'S the ticket to the glamorous life among Hollywood elite.
Shooting for the stars, that girl is.
I commend Bristol for coming to her senses and realizing that she is just an under educated small town girl who needs to find a career that will pay the bills. It is good that she is considering job training and work that is not connected to her mother. She needs independence and to grow up outside the sphere of her dysfunctional family and away from the dysfunction of wasilla and it's never ending high school drama for life. This ambition to make it on her own skill and merits should be supported, not mocked. The further she is from her mommy dearest, the better for her.
ReplyDeleteBest comment so far:
ReplyDelete""Great! She can be Luanne to her mom's imitation of Peggy Hill.
I can't see Tawd as Hank though. Hank would beat Tawd's ass.
7:29 AM""
such wit so early in the AM also, too!
hahahahaha, and not 'beat' Todd's ass but kick his ass, I think is what Hank preferred to say!
It is definitely not due to hard work or a work ethic that Bristol has her own house at age 20 and is a 'landlord'. It is dumb luck to be born to a con artist who conned her way into the public eye and wallets and then her daughter rode the coatails onto DWS. Dancing with the non star's daughter, I mean. Nothing to learn from there. Dumb luck that no young person can learn a thing from and still keep their integrity and self respect.
ReplyDeleteShe's going to have to join Local 706.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.local706.org/howTo.cfm
Good luck with that.
LMAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI do have to ask Gina, what is a "Madea"? I read here all the time and see your posts but this reference has left me confused.
ReplyDeleteI am so over ALL the Palin's. I have a feeling most people are. Hair stylists work long hard hours, have to put up with clients who demand perfection when they have crappy hair, may look down their nose at you, and don't tip. Welcome to the real world! Have fun with cosmetology school. I hope you graduate.
ReplyDeleteI have to say that the picture of Bristol you've used is incredibly unflattering.
ReplyDeleteWhat plastic surgeon could possibly leave their patient looking like the north end of a south bound platypus?
Most make up artists in Hollywood don't work a 9-5 M-F cushy job. They have to be there early and stay late if shooting lasts longer, always there to fix a misplaced hair. I don't know how she thinks it would be an easy job for a single mother, because you can't just leave to pick your kids up from school. She'd need a nanny. I can't see her on her feet all day.
ReplyDelete@1:13 - Get to the movies much? Tyler Perry newbie alert.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she appears smart enough not to have said she wanted to attend "cosmology" school...
ReplyDeleteA decent beauty school is not what it used to be. Brissdull won't make it through the chemistry section. I have been told by the guy who cuts my hair that it is much harder than it used to be, and we all know how allergic the Palin's are to hard work.
ReplyDeleteUm, honey, you do know that "Hollywood" is mostly liberal, right? And they LOVE their gays (as a matter of fact, THAT'S who dominates the cosmetic field there)? Pssst.... they also can't stand your mother....
ReplyDeleteBristol, surely you know that there are no fast passes to be able to do hair, nails or make-up? You HAVE to complete schooling, and you HAVE to pass state board exams both written and witnessed practical application (with emphasis in hygiene, but also technique and knowledge). You just can't take a few classes, get your mom to buy you a degree, and then use a connection to land you a job working on "the stars".
Like others have said, an actor's bread and butter is their face and hair. There is a reason they pay huge money for cosmetic upkeep: they want THE VERY BEST in the business. NOT the privileged daughter of the most annoying woman on the face of the planet. No.
Naw. She'll be happily married and livin' the dream by next year.
ReplyDeleteSo cute.
Anon 7:18AM - Sarah, is that you?
ReplyDeleteWhat a scrambled-up & ridiculous
screed.
Sharon TN
Bristol, if you think, because some recognizable c-listers are saying "Hi" to you at Avalon or Vanguard, or wherever you go to drink your wine coolers, that Hollywood LOVES you, you are dumber than an unscripted response from Sarah Palin. They can't stand your mother, and they are laughing at you. Wake up!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteYou may not want to judge people whom you've never met and know nothing about. It will hurt you in the longrun in ways you can't even fathom.
And Gina, Man, what happened to you in your adolescence? How hateful can one ineffectual person be?
10:14 AM
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a) We know plenty about Bristol. She wrote a so-called "book" and then yammered non-stop about herself in front of every camera and microphone she could find. So yes, we can judge her and for you to say otherwise is stupid.
b) How can you call Gina "ineffectual" when she has so effectively gotten under your skin?
Idiot.
Thanks, Media Insider. Good to see you here.
ReplyDeleteGryphen tell your DD not to get discouraged about the lack of jobs at the moment in film in Alaska.We live in Louisiana in an area with a fairly thriving new film industry,a lot of the reason is the area has a chameleon ability to look different for different films,Shreveport La is a large city with small town looks and lots of interesting bayous and lakes around for filming.I would assume that making a film in Alaska would be very difficult during the fall and winter due to the lack of daylight and cold temperatures and storms.Most of that would add to the expense of filming,where as the summer weather would be longer daylight and comfortable temps combined with wonderful outdoor sets for filming.So most likely its just a seasonal thing.I'm sure that come spring,things will loosen up.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:39, then stop frequenting blogs. You do realize 95% of americans cant name bristols sons name and id say 60% dont know sarahs husbands name.
ReplyDeleteAiles v. Palin, b/c she didn't announce she wasn't running on Fox.
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2011/11/
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WINNER ....anon 8:34 AM. Bwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteAnd there's always the closed casket option as a backup plan.
wow - that photo of Bristol in the NE article - is that recent? she looks freaking HUGE!
ReplyDeleteCosmetology school isn't going to get her a make up job with the stars.
ReplyDeleteTo reach that level usually takes year of experience build up and or a university degree in drama studying make up.
It also isn't going to pay the AC bill on 5 bedroom in Arizona.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteAnd btw, Bristol will never make it through beauty school. It takes commitment and motivation - neither of which she seems to have acquired yet.
6:18 AM
It also involves a surprising amount of chemistry as well as health/licensing laws.
Since the potential for permanent burning people's skin or inadvertently blinding them, passing along cooties or worse, is part of the territory, there are quite a few of the types of government regulations involved in being a beautician or make up specialist that TeePeeers hate.
Sarah Palin's daughter would not be allowed to work under these types of socialist Big Brother conditions.
The Mommie Dearest Pit Bull could not allow that shadow to be cast on her future.
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ReplyDeleteAnon 1:39, then stop frequenting blogs. You do realize 95% of americans cant name bristols sons name and id say 60% dont know sarahs husbands name.
3:35 PM
"bristols sons name" .....uh oh...did you just spill a secret troll? How many SONS does Brisdull have? Otherwise punctuation is your friend.
And KUDO's to my fellow commenters...thanks folks...you know who you are....WINK!
@MediaInsider 10:53
ReplyDeleteHey MI!
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Your friend,
E.S.P.
Anon@8:39AM, I'm calling "bullshit" on your statement. Who buys a house at age 20 without a steady job or income? (money that was grifted by her and her mother does not count!) She has NO marketable skills and definitely NO people skills; and NO, we definitely don't want to learn anything from someone with NO credibility! Besides, most young people at 20 cannot purchase a home due to economic constraints, availability of work, commitment to schooling, etc. The day a Palin graduates from a house of higher learning, and provides evidence of said achievement,(and don't say homeschooling!} is the day I'll stop smoking!
ReplyDeleteWAY too lazy to cut hair... The hair stylists I know put in awful hours, have to put up with Mountains of crap fom theire colleagues and customers. Junior would be a writhing, pile of human fat in about two, maybe three DAYS.
ReplyDeleteShe's helpless.. Looks Ike she'll have to drink some more flying monkey juice before the flock will cut her loose....
Har.... Har.... Har......
Things must be different in Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteHere in Chicago, new stylists compete for positions as assistants/servants in the high end salons. If they have the right look and personality and they are highly recommended by the school they get an apprenticeship. For 1 year they serve coffee, gopher for lunch or what ever is needed, sweep up hair, hang up clients clothes, straighten up magazines, and all the other sh*t work that the stylists and clients demand of them. They graduate to working at the reception desk and restocking products.
Then the next year they wash hair, stand next to stylists while they cut hair, and maybe after months of that, they will be allowed to blow dry someone's hair. This is all for menial salary and a very very rare tip. Then, if there is a chair, they may become a part-time stylist.
And they must not cause any trouble. Personality counts for a lot and does work ethic and ability to learn.
Not sure what the colorists go through, but they have all had specialized training and are very experienced.
Have a good friend whose daughter is going through this and I also saw it as a customer in a salon I frequented for 10+ years. It just fascinated me, the dynamics of it all and the desire to get a chair at a high end salon. It was all about the goal to build up a solid book of business.
Can't imagine that salons that cater to Hollywood celebs would hire new beauty school grads. Nor would the movie/TV industry.
Don't laugh, Gryphen!! The AVERAGE Hollywood hairdresser and makeup person makes ELEVEN MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!!!! The good ones make more. A LOT more!!! Even the ones who dont work at ALL make over a MILLION a year!! Ha ha ha... and you teach for a living? Bristle will be laughing in your face when she's driving a BENTLEY and you're still in your little pickup truck!!!
ReplyDelete(OOOPS!!!! I didnt realize til after I pushed PUBLISH that I messed up on the commas... It turns out the average Hollywood hair/makeup person makes eleven THOUSAND a year, not millions... Oh, how embarrassing.... I reelly neede to proffread my commments my commments moore carefilly.)
O/T slightly, but another Paylin f*ckup, Roger Ailes is furious at Granny Grifter yet once again.
ReplyDeleteWhat for you ask? Paylin made her pathetic, chickenshit excuses for not running for President on Mark Levin's show.
And Ailes was really pissed, and called her on the carpet.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/11/sarah-palin-scolded-furious-roger-ailes-foxnews.html
Gee whiz Granny Grifter, you f*cked up again, and pissed off Roger.
We all know he thinks you are the world's lamest idiot, and we are also notice you won't go on O'Reilly because he might actually ask you a real question.
You and Bristol are such losers, just sit down and shut the hell up.
hey you IDIOT at 7:18, you actually think that some of the indies, left, libs, progressives, and thinking conservatives would somehow watch the crappy DEFEATED movie?
ReplyDeleteAnd if we did watch it, we'd have a sudden pang of sadness for cutting Paylin to ribbons in the media?
You actually think we give any credence to your ancient book called the bible, and it's somehow supposed to "convict" us that we are wrong? What kool-aid are you drinking? Laced with LSD or peyote bud?
You can continue to believe that Granny Grifter the Queen Idiot is anointed by a sky fairy to be some important thing, but I'd say she's about ready for Wasilla dog catcher, or maybe a garbage route.
I would love to sit down and have a coffee with you and disabuse you of your monumental delusions.
There isn't ONE thinking intelligent lib, progressive, or independent who thinks $ister $arah is anything but a feckless, ignorant, bloviating idiot with delusions of narcissistic grandeur
And why in hell would you waste your time on this blog?
After what she did to her own face, I don't think I'd trust Bristol's judgement in making me look good. She keeps this up and she'll end up looking like the cat woman.
ReplyDeletehttp://plasticsurgerybeforeandafter.blogspot.com/2010/05/cat-woman-plastic-surgery.html
Ahh the stench of troll! Bristol has lost her mind. She's been an actress, absitnance advocate, model in Vogue Magazine, accomplished Author, ownder of a consulting firm, dancing with the stars thrird place loser, reality show star, and tent revivalist.
ReplyDeleteSo cutting hair should be a piece of cake, right? There are five things that will not bode well for this career choice.
1 It's extremely hard work, requiring a skill set, self discipline, social skills, knowing your limits and the customer's expectations. She doesn't have any of these qualities
2) The hours involved are not conducive to making one's own schedule. If the place is high quality, you're working at least ten hours a day, and even more on weekends.
3) The industry is known to cater to artistic types who happen to be predominately homosexual, huge minus for Bristol, she's known to pick fights on facebook and in bars, using foul derogitory language. Bristol has no artistic talent and doesn't tolerate nor play well with people she's jealous of.
4) It takes a lot of class time, hands on learning on all types of models, with different types of hair that require knowledge and special skill sets. Lerning isn't Bristol's forte'
5) It's a job, requiring things like, work, which Bristol has a track record of quitting or not even trying.
And who's going to watch the kids? She can't take them to work with all the chemicals.
I think she should just keep having more babies, she's really good at it!
I vaguely remember back when Bristol moved to Arizona the first time, she told some gossip rag that she was going to attend college there. Never happened. Not that I was surprised--anyone looking at her transcripts would see that her diploma was handed to her, not earned. So it was all BS--as, no doubt, is this tale
ReplyDeleteBut it's a laughably weird story to put out. First of all, these kinds of jobs are given to people who are good at what they do, not dipshits with a fading name. Secondly, the hours are most definitely NOT flexible. Erratic, yes; flexible, no.
Please note that I'm not a bot. I love this site and appreciate very much Gryphen's time and energy doing the media's job of exposing the full extent of the misddeds of Sarah Palin, an incompetent, intolerant, petty, mentally deficient liar .
ReplyDeleteBut, I wish you wouldn't post articles about Bristol. Your ridiculing her fuels the notion that the problem with the Palins is that everyone picks on them. It's also mean-spirited.
She thinks she can graduate from beauty school and right off the bat, with no experience whatsoever go straight into doing movie make-up and hair?
ReplyDeleteDo I really need to make any additional comments?
So Bristol wants a job working alongside all those gay men does she? Rigggghhhhtttt. She's so open minded about sexuality.
ReplyDeleteRick
Bristol won't even make it through cosmetology school. I haven't read all the comments yet, so I don't know if anyone else has pointed this out or not. In cosmetology school, you also have to study the anatomy of the face, structure of hair, and other such things. It's not just a matter of learning how to give shampoos or haircuts. As an example, you also have to know the correct way to massage facial muscles, so you don't damage them. And then once you have gone to school for the requisite number of hours, you have to take your state board exams to get your license. This includes a written test that is at least several hours long, plus the practical exam, which shows you do know how to shampoo, cut hair, etc.
ReplyDeleteCan you really see Bristol lasting through approximately a year of this?
She can always find work digging post holes with that chin.
ReplyDeleteAnti-union homophobe wants to be an industry stylist.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that.
Cut hair? C'mon, Brisket...go one further and learn massage therapy. Like your son's namesake?
ReplyDeleteYour Daddy would be so proud and you don't need a tent.
Looking at the Candies photo I see one ugly ass deformed fish.
ReplyDeleteFishface Palin must hate you big time for bringing back that picture but we thank you.
What happened to the motivational gig?
ReplyDeleteWhat? Bristol couldn't motivate her ass to college...
What ever happened to the Sarah Horror Picture Show in Wasilla?
ReplyDeleteWas Sarah AWOL like Willow and Tawwwddd?
Bristol wants to go to cosmetology school?
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of money...
Bristol will probably end up with mono and disappear for nine months like last time.
Could this cosmetology business Brisket wants to set up be a front for Todd Palin's prostitution ring?
ReplyDeleteTodd almost got away with his massage prostitution ring and maybe trying to set up shop again.
He is a sex addict up there in Alaska and likes to sample the goods for free.