Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Are the Palin girls the next Kardashians? Yeah, not likely.

The next Kardashians? Or an episode of "To Catch a Predator?"
Courtesy of the National Enquirer:

“Sarah is getting flak from BOTH Todd and from Bristol,” said an insider. 

Todd’s proposed show about his snowmobile racing was shot down by both Discovery Communications and the A&E Network. And Bristol is strug­gling to reinvent her scrapped Bio channel reality show, this time under a Kardashian-style format featuring her boyfriend Gino Paoletti and her 17-year-old sister Willow. 

“To Sarah’s credit, she helped pitch Todd’s show,” noted the insider. 

“But he’s still furious. He thinks she didn’t work hard enough because it wasn’t centered around her. 

“And Bristol’s upset because Sarah wants to stay out of ne­gotiations for her show. Sarah isn’t thrilled with Willow being involved. But Bristol believes the show will be more marketable with Willow – that they can be the next Kardashian sisters.”

Well if this is accurate, and I have no independent confirmation that it is, it is also something that I think most of us predicted well over a year ago. If not earlier.

I have little trouble believing most of it, EXCEPT that Todd is really interested in getting his own reality show. I don't really think Sarah Palin's personal handbag carrier likes being in the spotlight.

And who can blame him? After all I have seen tree stumps with more personality then the Toad.

However  I have absolutely NO problem believing that Bristol, having given up on the adorableness of little Tripp to bring in the viewers, is now trying to prostitute her younger sister in order to attract the lecherous old men to watch their crappy reality show.

Ge Bristol I guess even after trying to convince Tripp that he is a Palin, by keeping him from his father's side of the family and embroidering "Tripp Easton Mitchell Palin" on his butt, he still refuses to cooperate with your money making schemes. Is that it?


Personally I think this is where Palin and her hillbilly crew were always determined to go in the first place. Reality television.

Let's face it, earning money for doing NOTHING except living your life while people film you, how is that NOT a Sarah Palin dream come true?

Sadly for them they are simply NOT that damn interesting. Once people were assured she no longer posed a danger to them and their children by gaining access to the White House, they simply stopped giving a shit WHAT she did.

Wow, that has to suck don't you think? So boring that you cannot even compete against such intellectually stimulating programming as  "Storage Wars," Toddlers & Tiaras," or "The Dog Whisperer."

Just when you thought the Sarah Palin's star could not sink any lower.

246 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:19 PM

    No worries, Todd. There's always DWTS.

    If they were able to cast Tom DeLay, Kate Gosselin, and your daughter, I'm pretty sure they can squeeze you in for next season.

    Cue music: Street Life by Randy Crawford

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  2. Anonymous12:21 PM

    It will never happen! One of the most "interesting" parts of the Kardashians is that they allow ALL access to their lives and the Palins have nothing but secrets and smoke screens. -E

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  3. Anonymous12:28 PM

    she let's her unwed daughter be incharge of an underage sibling. What Christian would allow that. Look like they are on the strool.

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  4. Anonymous12:28 PM

    They even have Gino dreaming of reality show easy money... and singing

    Now look at them ho's, that's the way you do it
    You play yourself on the Reality T.V.
    That ain't working, that's the way you do it
    Money for nothing and your chicks for free

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  5. Anonymous12:30 PM

    Hey, Gryphen! I love the Dog Whisperer. Don't put it in the same article as a Palin discussion.

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  6. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Bristol I'm not suggesting this but since you can't dance, motivate, act or anything else, you do have one talent that you are very good at and ya might as well get paid for it since you are doing it for free now.

    You don't even have to look for a manager, ya got one right in the family!

    Tawd managed Shailey Tripp as well as managed Sarah when she did Glen Rice, Curt Menard and Brad.

    The only problem with Tawd is that he wants freebies every once in a while.

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  7. wakeUpAmerica12:36 PM

    Hey wait now! Dog Whisperer is good. Kardashians? Not so much. And Palins are even more boring.

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  8. Hey, have you SEEN Cesar Millan in The Dog Whisperer? -- his philosophy in helping dogs to live balanced and happy lives through calm assertiveness on the part of the "pack leader" applies equally well to training children -- kids can do a lot worse, e.g., the Palin brood. Lack of loving discipline for dogs or kids is disastrous, for everybody.

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  9. Anonymous12:37 PM

    Not with legs like that. They look like tree trunks.

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  10. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Kim Kardashian is just like Sarah Palin.. they both screwed a basketball player.

    This makes Bristol and Willow believe they are shoe-ins for a show.

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  11. I keep waiting for someone to explain that Tripp photo. Is it a still taken from Palin's attempt to update The Exorcist? Lord knows the ol' gal has enough green vomit inside her to flesh out a sequel.

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  12. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Kardashian type Reality Show? Where would these two potato sacks with tree trunk legs find a way to look fit? The Lipo and Plastic Surgeons will have to work day and night to improve their looks. What happened to College(if they actually graduated from High School)? The Family of Grifters will never stop looking for the easy way out.

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  13. Anonymous12:41 PM

    Bristol and Willow have a better chance of being arrested for prostitution then getting a reality TV show.

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  14. Anonymous12:43 PM

    I hope Levi has a copy of that photo, showing that the Palins are STILL trying to pretend his last name isn't Johnston. It's evidence for court. This seems like blatant disregard of the court's order to not disparage the other parent.

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  15. Anonymous12:48 PM

    Ha ha ha ha ha! S'error is SO desperate to get some more propaganda out there, but nobody is buying it anymore. She "helped" pitch the idea of Toad's reality show? WTF ever! Toad probably didn't even know about it until he read on IM that the networks thought it was stupid. Brisdull has zero charisma. ZERO. Unlikable. Plastic surgery can't fix boring. The only way anyone would watch a reality show featuring Brisdull is if she started revealing the truth about her ridiculous mother.

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  16. Anonymous12:52 PM

    Considering the immense I'll will toward the Kardashians afters Kim's bull$hit wedding disaster, I'd say the Palin sisters as the new Kardashians is about right.

    I guess this is what the twisted Fairytale palinbot meant when she drooled, "Willow has plans for after graduation."

    The Palin family crest reads: "Something for Nothing."

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  17. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Fred's book will put a stop to all this Palin marketing nonsense, right?

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  18. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Compared to the low rent, low class Palin brood the Kardashians are gentility personified.

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  19. Anonymous12:56 PM

    It is sad, despite everything the Palins have done and said, to see two very young girls looking so bored and miserable, and wearing such unflattering clothes. Their icons do seem to come from Hollywood, by way of Wasilla.

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  20. Anonymous12:57 PM

    They're going ROGUE just like Mommie Dearest!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6LSaf1mwaE&feature=player_embedded

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  21. Anonymous12:59 PM

    20-year-old Bristol and 17 year-old Willow in search of a reality show. That is all that whirls around in these girls' minds? Daughters of a past potential VP candidate and since then, they haven't accomplished anything noble or contributed toward the good will of men, except in splashing their future self-interest shallow plans in ET and entertainment sites. They could train and study for something, anything.........but do not seem to have the motivation to work hard first and accomplish things the smart way. Expecting to step up the ladder roughshod over others just because they are "Palins" doesn't cut it anymore.

    When the offers stop and they realize this, the temptation to try selling themselves in more seedy ways may very well happen.

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  22. Anonymous1:00 PM

    All the presents under tree are for Willow.

    Willow shook down Sarah and Todd for camping equipment, cases of wine coolers, a new car, clothes, etc...

    All she had to do was whisper.. "I'll tell NE"

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  23. Anonymous1:06 PM

    Kardashians came from a wealthy, well-connected family, but remember Kim got her start with a "leaked" sex tape. Probably wouldn't fit Sarah's ideal image.

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  24. Hi Bristol, Welcome Back!

    Quick question, Where's your "Godson"?

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  26. Anonymous1:32 PM

    Really g? They're not interesting? then why do grown people like you stalk them and believe every little lie about them?

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  27. Anonymous1:33 PM

    It's interesting you call THEM lazy when ALL of them have real jobs and don't rely on fame, nor do they consider themselves celebs. FACT.

    Get with the program.

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  28. Anonymous1:35 PM

    Gryphen continues to prove that he knows nothing about the Palins.

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  29. Anonymous1:36 PM

    1:33 p.m., what are their real jobs?

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  30. Anonymous1:37 PM

    Sorry OT, but I just saw this in Gryphen's blogroll:

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/sarah-palin-iowa-earthquake

    A Movement to Draft Sarah Palin Urges Iowa Republicans to Vote Rogue

    The photo of SP in the red "thing" is priceless.

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  31. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Anon 12:56. they don't like LA. KyleBristol's show was produced by Kyles mom.

    "That is all that whirls around in these girls' minds? "

    Um, no, it is not. They don't think about their celebrity. If they did, theyd actually leave Alaska. They have no intention of leaving Alaska permanently or pursue celebrity. Gryphen posted about this because he needs clicks to his site.

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  32. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Tawd's gittin' exactly what he deserves: havin' to live with the Quitter. That's a mighty fine comeuppance.

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  33. Anonymous1:39 PM

    Wow, I'm glad I now know where the truly gullible folk hang out. And the most ignorant.

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  34. Anonymous1:39 PM

    I don't know, I might tune in to see Bristol flipping people off and Willow and a string of boyfriends making racist and homophobic comments every week. Bristol can introduce a new "daddy" to Tripp every episode. The camera can follow Todd as he goes for "massages" and Sarah as she self-medicated.

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  35. Anonymous1:41 PM

    Thats written like one of Sadie's ignorant interviews, interwoven with some of the most maliciously sounding statements and tall tales.

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  36. Anonymous1:42 PM

    It's interesting you call THEM lazy when ALL of them have real jobs and don't rely on fame, nor do they consider themselves celebs. FACT.

    Get with the program.

    1:33 PM
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    OF COURSE the Palin/Heath clan does not rely on fame. They have ZIP fame. They are no-body has-beens that seek solace in plastic surgery.

    Get with the program.

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  37. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Um, no, it is not. They don't think about their celebrity. If they did, theyd actually leave Alaska. They have no intention of leaving Alaska permanently or pursue celebrity. Gryphen posted about this because he needs clicks to his site.

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    The Palin/Heath clan has ZIP celebrity. They are no-bodies. Get with the program.

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  38. Anonymous1:44 PM

    What? Piper isn't out marketing herself for a reality show? Maybe a little retarded?

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  39. Anonymous1:45 PM

    This is hilarious considering Bristol, Willow and another girl joke about Bristol being told she looks like a kardashian. I think there's a poor little lonely girl who happens to be Tripp's aunt, on the outskirts of Wasilla who needs moulah, considering she doesnt want to work.

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  40. Anonymous1:46 PM

    The Palin women are chasing celebrity like RAM chasing a pigeon that stole her last french fry.

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  41. Anonymous1:46 PM

    Looks like someone rolled Brisket out from under some strange dude long enough for her to come here and post her snark - or was that Willow getting ridden and having to stop what she was doing and come here to defend the sisterhood? Clearly too early in the day for Sara since the sun is out and she can't come out until its dark. Hey Brisket - why does that kid still need a pacifier?

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  42. Anonymous1:47 PM

    "They don't rely on fame"

    Ah ha ha ha ha

    Remember when Bristol turned down DWTS and a reality teevee show because she didn't want fame? Remember when she didn't get paid for interviews and spreads in Vanity Fair, People, and US Magazine?

    Neither do I.

    Bristol, with only a GED in hand (maybe) owns a big house in Arizona, drives a nice car, has nannies to take care of her kid, retools her face, etc. But none of that is due to fame? Right?

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  43. Anonymous1:49 PM

    That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! No talent. No looks. Better try to dupe a fish picker dude before all the money runs out or those two will be forced to be abstinate.

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  44. Anonymous1:50 PM

    Not content with boring their own family, the Palins want to be boring on TV, in magazines, on the speaker circuit and in random marathons.

    They are out to prove boring will get them a good price. Too stupid to learn from the previous flops, they'll just hack up Willow with plastic surgery (she could use some) and sally forth to fleece their bots for another year.

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  45. Anonymous1:50 PM

    There's a reason so many lies exist in the world. People believe anything told to them. About politics, about politicians, about PKs, about celebs. I find it funny that no one bats an eye at NE stories about anyone else, but if it's about a Palin, it's the gospel truth, even when it's far from truth.

    Yellow journalism is so much worse in today's world. And the blogs are fully responsible. .

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  46. Anonymous1:50 PM

    How can anyone say that these girls don't pursue celebrity? From the time Bristol sat in the front row on TRL, she's been pursuing celebrity. Nobody twisted her arm to do DWtS. Nobody made her do a reality show with the Masseys. Bristol, BY DEFINITION, has pursued Celebrity.

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  47. Anonymous1:51 PM

    Gryphen continues to prove that he knows nothing about the Palins.

    1:35 PM
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    You wish.

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  48. N'yah1:53 PM

    You know Gryphen, there is a show being hotly touted on A&E right now- "Shipping Wars".

    An actual. SHOW. About POSTAGE & HANDLING.

    Yet even this network won't touch a Palin with a ten ft pole.



    Tripp is a cutie. But that ain't no newly minted 3 yr old, any more than my fat black ass is.

    And it has to burn Bristol's flabby butt that her Golden (Ticket) Child looks more like his lovely and loving Auntie Sadie every day.

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  49. Anonymous1:53 PM

    This is how people who know the Palins react to them as "famous people"

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/69155833@N02/6590520809/in/photostream

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  50. Anonymous1:54 PM

    The only people who rely on the Palin's celebrity are the Johnston's, hence why none have any desire to get actual jobs and be productive. I haven't met one person who actually knows this family who would believe that article, and apparently, Gryphen hasn't either.

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  51. Anonymous1:54 PM

    1:38, They have already left Alaska. Just becuase you keep a home in your name does not mean thats where you live. If that was the case they "LIVE" in AZ and LA.

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  52. Anonymous1:55 PM

    I always thought Willow was more attractive, more lively, well... more the "pistol" than Bristol could ever be. But good lord! She's not THAT good.

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  53. Anonymous1:55 PM

    The only thing worse than being known as the mom who pimped her daughters out is being known as the mom who pimped her daughters out and didn't get a single buyer.

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  54. Anonymous1:56 PM

    troll. . . . . troll . . . . troll troll

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  55. "They have no intention of leaving Alaska permanently or pursue celebrity" BWAHAHAHA!!! OMG Gryphen thank you for letting in the trolls so we can all LOL!! BWAHAHAHA!!! Gasp..whew..the first thing that came to mind after reading that bit of comedy gold was Bristol The Chin in her gorilla suit you all remember that, right? When she was not pursuing but chasing celebrity with those tree stumps all over DWTS, and that homophobic pothead Willblow on the Christmas "card" not pursuing celebrity just giving the dirty racist 'bots a subtle cock tease to get them to send the last twenty bucks from their SS!

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  56. Anonymous said...
    ...Gryphen posted about this because he needs clicks to his site.
    1:38 PM
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    And you gave him a click! How thoughtful of you1

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  57. Anonymous said...
    Compared to the low rent, low class Palin brood the Kardashians are gentility personified.
    12:56 PM
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    And I don't follow the Kardashians, but so far as I know based on what I see in the news about them, they don't confuse being celebrities with thinking they deserve to be in the White House.

    Unlike the trashy Palins.

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  58. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Toddlers and Tiaras isn't about Todd and Sarah?

    But, but, but.......Toddlers starts with Todd and the last 4 letters of Tiaras spelled backwards is Sara.....
    Are you sure this isn't some kind of subliminal message? Everything starts and ends with Todd and Sarah.

    Rick

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  59. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Really g? They're not interesting? then why do grown people like you stalk them and believe every little lie about them?

    1:32 PM
    Anonymous said...

    It's interesting you call THEM lazy when ALL of them have real jobs and don't rely on fame, nor do they consider themselves celebs. FACT.

    Get with the program.

    1:33 PM
    Anonymous said...

    Gryphen continues to prove that he knows nothing about the Palins.

    1:35 PM

    Wow, fancy how you can type those comments so quick like that! That answers the question: You're paid by the comment, not by the hour. Thanks for clarifying.

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  60. Anonymous2:09 PM

    It has been widely reported that the palins are shopping around for a reality show.

    They wanted a sequel to SP's Alaska, DWTS is definitely celebrity seeking, Bristol's "charity" / Tripp LA reality disaster.... The Palins psrtying big time with Mark Burnett.... They've been taping the bus tour, Heath's anniversary, and god knows what for selling a reality show. Of Course they want a reality show.

    Problem is selling the Palins. Nobody seems to want them, and Granny Grifter's star power has definitely sunk to such depths that she can't even threaten/bully/buy her way.

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  61. Anonymous2:10 PM

    Hey Fairytale Troll...... bet you have been waiting for dayyysss to be able to come here and kiss a Palin's ass.

    Maybe if you'd pull your head out of their asses and get some fresh air, you might start thinking like a normal person.

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  62. Anonymous2:10 PM

    IMO the only thing that holds the Palin family together is love of money and deep dark secrets.

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  63. Sarah Palin Decency Blogger2:12 PM

    Yes, Gryphen knows nothing about the Palins and either do you jealous haters. They are wonderful hatd working girls. You just don't know them. FACT.

    You are all immature jealous stalkers who have nothing better to do.

    Bristol and Willow are much smarter and prettier than the Kardashians! And they are Christian! God is on their side.
    FACT

    You prove again that you done know this wonderful beautiful pious family. They are so strong. They do everything together- pray, eat. Everything!

    Who don't you know this! Get with the program.

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  64. Anonymous2:13 PM

    What would they do? That would be interesting.... I honestly can't think of a thing.

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  65. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Bristol "jumped the shark" when she got her Kim Kardashian chin.

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  66. Anonymous2:19 PM

    I wonder what will happen to all that tv equipment when Fox pulls the plug on Sarah.

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  67. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Bristol is still screwing er uh seeing Gino the Itallian Stallion? I wonder why she calls him that?

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  68. Anonymous2:22 PM

    Dog Whisperer is a good show.

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  69. ibwilliamsi2:22 PM

    I love The Dog Whisperer, too. Please leave Caesar out of it.

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  70. Anonymous2:22 PM

    Pretty sad that Bristol Leno had all that cosmetic work done for nothing and looks like she won't be Alaska's Pretty Woman the Sequel.

    Bristol went down to LA to be a star and was unable to accomplish that with her dancing or acting skills.

    Then Tranny figured if Tripp is in it he will be cute enough to overlook Tranny's boring acting.

    Well that didn't work so Tranny talked Willow into skipping home school in Alaska and the three of them could sell bristol's new show "Two Trannys and 1/2 Man" but mommy Sarah won't approve of uneducated underage high school drop out Willow going to LA to embarrass Sarah like Bristol is doing.

    Heh heh, this aint over yet.... Wait until Willow becomes 18 then we'll see part two of the trannies walking the streets of LA shopping for a reality show.

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  71. Anonymous2:25 PM

    The only reality show I want to see about the Palins would be group psychotherapy live and on tv. That would be riveting.

    Or a nationally televised trial with every person they have ever hurt, every illegal thing they have ever done, brought out into the open. I'd watch that.

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  72. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Hey, don't knock the Dog Whisperer! He's amazing - he straightens out messed up dog owners :-).

    Gryphen, I was one who said the Palins would never go away, that Sarah wasn't done just yet, blah, blah, blah. But I am starting to think she is hopelessly yesterday.

    Maybe others were right on this.

    So unlike her personality, however, to just skulk away into the distance.

    The Rethugs are such a mess, perhaps she is waiting for her moment to resurface?

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  73. carollt2:27 PM

    Considering the variety of reality shows on television these days, I would imagine that Sarah is less than pleased that any show with her family would be turned down. Did I read that there was to be a show about Sarah's hairdresser in Wasilla?

    But it's all about ratings. If you can't get the ratings, you don't get a show. It's really that simple. And now that Sarah has taken herself off the list of potential Republican nominees, I just do not see any Palin show being that popular.

    I think all the girls should enroll in college, or an exclusive private high school in Willow's case. Lord knows, Sarah can afford the tuition.

    Anyone who gets a good education has a lot more opportunities than those who do not have a good education.

    Education is really the only chance for the Palin girls because Sarah is yesterday's newspaper (Thank you God - I have been praying to make it so).

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  74. Anonymous2:27 PM

    It's funny how quickly their defenders try to come to their rescue, after quite a long silence it seems. What's so threatening about a National Enquirer piece?

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  75. martha uys2:28 PM

    She just wants an excuse to have a big butt. At least that's my take on it!

    I'd say her single brain cell is operating pretty well for being stifled of oxygen & nutrients for so long.

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  76. But...but...but...God had big plans for Bristol and Tripp--so Bristol said many times in the days after DWTS. Sarah promised.

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  77. Anonymous2:32 PM

    So the Palin girls aspire to be like the Kardashians? Sorry, kids, but you're aiming way too high. You are the trashiest, most ignorant family in the country and you always will be. Thank your mother for that.

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  78. Anonymous2:35 PM

    So Toad thinks Sarah only works to make something happen if it'll benefit herself.

    Sounds like he knows her pretty well.

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  79. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Brisdull has been trying to get a reality show since she and Levi got back together! Why not do the best thing and go to school!I don't know about anybody else but our family is getting so sick of these reality shows. they just encourage ppl to act bad. Brisdull I vote for worse mother of the year. anyone who keeps a child from the other parent and that family- but stciks the kid on reality shows is dumb dumb dumb

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  80. Anonymous2:36 PM

    I wonder if that picture of high school drop out Willow giving the snow a blow job is Genius Bristol's attempt at marketing Willow for Bristol's tranny show?

    I know Bristol is going to the world renowned Wasilla Clown Make Up College but Willow's make up wasn't even, one eye was blended the eye was not.

    What do you expect from a canvas tent wino skank?

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  81. Virginia Voter2:37 PM

    Dear FairyTale Trolls,

    Please explain how you know so much about the Palins, because you never provide links or any concrete proof of any of the bullshit you write. Gryphen provides links, pictures, interviews, etc. All you do is hit and run here three and four times in a row without any proof to back up your anonymous statements. You're boring...and if you don't know the Palins, you need to be locked up.

    You see fairy tale troll we do know plenty about Bristol and Sarah...we've read their AUTOBIOGRAPHIES, watched them on crappy reality shows, seen countless interviews on E!, The View, Oprah, Today Show, , and read numerous tabloid interviews in People, In Touch, and Us Weekly. Are you telling us that the blunt, honest, livin on the down low Bristol PUT ON AN ACT? Cause if he's always blunt and honest, then ever word I've heard come from her mouth, or written by her is petty, vindictive , and quite frankly bitchy. The girl wrote a book and bashed everyone she's ever met who last name wasn't Heath or Palin. I've read Willows nasty Facebook rants. I've seen Piper push and shove reporters on her mothers Tour De Grift. I've seen the Toad try to bully and intimidate numerous people on You Tube videos who dared question Sarah . I've seen waaay to many hateful screeches and Fox Interviews where Sarah spews nothing but empty talking points and vitriol toward our President. I've seen more than enough to know that EVERY SINGLE PALIN is hateful, petty, and selfish. None of them has done ANYTHING publicly to make me believe they are truly a Christian family. Riding the coattails of that smarmy Franklin Graham is not charity.

    Ok, rant over. Before you come back troll, provide some proof, or fuck off.

    BTW, as a dog owner, The Dog Whisperer is must see TV, and he is on the Nat Geo channel, not TLC.

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  82. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Sarah's political career is definitely over. As is her career as a pundant (sic). She's soon to be toast on Faux news. Nobody wants to watch any of the Palins' "reality." Bristol and Willow? Get real!

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  83. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Anonymous 1:33 --

    Instead of alleging that the Enquirer has it wrong, please tell the world which jobs each and every Palin is working so hard at right now.
    You'll be much more believable if you provide facts to rebut what you say are lies.

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  84. Anonymous2:45 PM

    Maybe a show about Toad supplying "dates" for guys on the North Slope would bring in viewers? The Kardasians are wearing pretty thin, who wants more like them? So, Gino is still in the picture. Is he the father of Bristle's "godson"??

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  85. Anonymous2:50 PM

    If Bristol and the Dud are serious, I bet they could sell a show of them reading some of the justest of rest of the emails that Frank Bailey has (hopefully locked away in a bank vault) and sharing their personal memories of the moments surrounding the emails.

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  86. Anonymous2:52 PM

    All of the Palins have jobs? I can believe that - they are all paid to troll anti-Palin blogs!

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  87. Anonymous2:52 PM

    The tranny Palin has jobs!

    Bristol did Levi, Ben, Gino, Masey Brothers and now anybody in the yellow pages with the title "Director".

    Willow (tranny's hype girl) blows snow.

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  88. Sally in MI2:52 PM

    "It's interesting you call THEM lazy when ALL of them have real jobs and don't rely on fame, nor do they consider themselves celebs. FACT.

    Get with the program.

    1:33 PM"

    I hope that was satire. To my knowledge, no one in the family has anything resembling a 'real job.' Bristol had one once, but she got bored and headed to LA with the baby. Sarah's only real job was mothering, and we see how that turned out. Willow is a high school dropout, so her first 'real job' will be flipping burgers.

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  89. Who can turn their head so ones chin is behind ones shoulder? Looks like another obvious photoshopped bs pic from the klan again.

    Bustol should go to design school.

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  90. Honestly, that picture just makes them look so cheap. It still surprises me that they had access to professional stylists and didn't have the brains to take advantage of the situation. They look like cheap hos.

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  91. Anonymous2:59 PM

    Hey Sarah when high school drop out Willow was hauling snowmobiles instead of being home schooled, was that being filmed for another one of your keen reality shows you are trying to pitch about underage uneducated Alaskan truck haulers?

    Wow what's next to be filmed Sarah, uneducated kids who skip school to sell lemonade outside the governor's mansion?

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  92. Anonymous said...

    This is hilarious considering Bristol, Willow and another girl joke about Bristol being told she looks like a kardashian. I think there's a poor little lonely girl who happens to be Tripp's aunt, on the outskirts of Wasilla who needs moulah, considering she doesnt want to work.

    1:45 PM

    OMFG! Brisdull...in what universe were you told that you look like a Kardashian? And what drug was this person smoking, snorting, sniffing when they told you this?

    I have one question for you Brisdull and I have been asking this since yesterday...


    WTF is wrong with Tripp in this picture? Why is his head twisted around like the Exorcist???

    We want answers Brisdull!!!

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  93. Anonymous3:04 PM

    No Sarah, America does not want to see your reality show / videos of black guys doing white married wonky eyed ex governors while their husband tapes it.

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  94. Anonymous3:05 PM

    What happened to Bristle's career in cosmotology? Too much like hard work? Bet $carah wishes her sister had videotaped the session she had with Glenn Rice, huh? Next idea - TELEVANGELISTS. That's the ticket. Money to be scammed in that racket, too. A charity might be a good idea, since a lot of them get to keep most of the proceeds. Getting legitimate jobs is out of the question, no hard work for any Palins. Levi should get a DNA test on Tripp and Trig, show which one is his, if either one is.

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  95. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Bristol spread herself on the pages of People magazine when she had the quickie re-engagement to Levi. Some people might be fooled and think that she was seeking fame and celebrity.

    Oh, how silly, Bristol was just SHARING her wonderful self and her wonderful life with the insignificant people.

    Bristol is very generous. She even pays people to comment on this blog with "facts" about her wonderfulness.

    We are blessed.

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  96. Anonymous said...

    There's a reason so many lies exist in the world. People believe anything told to them. About politics, about politicians, about PKs, about celebs. I find it funny that no one bats an eye at NE stories about anyone else, but if it's about a Palin, it's the gospel truth, even when it's far from truth.

    Yellow journalism is so much worse in today's world. And the blogs are fully responsible. .

    1:50 PM

    Ummm...this sounds like Gov Dirty Wig™ talking!

    Remember this Dirty...."Stop blogging....STOP BLOGGING NOW!"
    LOL!

    That never gets old!

    "Curse those Dang bloggers says Gov Dirty Wig to the Toad"!

    STFU Bitch....you know this shit is true otherwise you wouldn't be shitting all up in Gryphen's comments along with your two skanky tree trunk leg daughters!

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  97. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Sarah Palin is mentally unstable. "Reality" is not possible for her or for the pitiful hangers-on caught in her snare.

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  98. Anonymous3:11 PM

    That boy looks like a girl. And what is it with the Palins lacking socks? It's Alaska; it's cold; he's standing barefoot on a wood floor. On the plus side, since there are no mics in sight, he's lost the pacifier. What a sad situation. I feel for the kids.

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  99. Troll every time you show your ignorant mug here you look more and more stupid.

    the palins don't want a celebrity status? Then why did the insufferable bitch signed regulations directly affecting her stupidass show's bottomline? That bitch was shopping around for a tv offer before she quit being the sorry gov that she was.

    You lying trolls are pathetic and desperate.

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  100. Anonymous said...

    This is how people who know the Palins react to them as "famous people"

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/69155833@N02/6590520809/in/photostream

    1:53 PM

    Hey Crazy Stalker lady....that bullshit you posted that you STOLE off of the gargoyle family's Facebook is PATHETIC! You are not helping that family Crazy!

    Brillow can't spell worth shit...."definately"??? WTF...Willow take your ASS back to school!

    *shaking my head at the continuous stupid shit that these crazy fucking trolls post in defense of the family of Satan Palin*

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  101. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Sorry, but Bristol and Willow don't have the class to be as the Kardashians. Look at the differences in their mothers. Sarah has NOT been a good example to her daughters and I especially feel sorry for Piper who is not far away from her teen years. Sarah uses her kids and that is all! Horrible mother!

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  102. Anonymous3:19 PM

    Bristol got a real hard on for a reality show and she is not going to stop pitching them.

    Where else can an uneducated single mother with only a GED and a chin implant get paid money just doing every day shit?

    Hey Bristol how about rounding up all your kids and do a "Bristol Plus Eight" reality show?

    Tri-G
    Ruffles
    Tripp
    God Son
    DWTS kid
    The kid from your mono illness

    I only counted 6 so far, do ya have any more little bastards laying around the house or gave away?

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  103. Anonymous3:21 PM

    Let's hope the Palins can get a TV show on MSNBC. Starting at 10 p.m. on Fridays, they drop
    "The Place for Politics" and rev up with "Lock Up."

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  104. Anon 2:25 - A show centered around Palin family psychotherapy has potential but only if Gryphen can sit in on the sessions to keep them honest.

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  105. Irishgirl3:22 PM

    Sarah Palin Decency Blogger said...


    Yes, I would believe that they prey together.

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  106. Anonymous3:24 PM

    This is way OT - but wanted to let you know about an article on The Daily Beast by author Gail Sheehy - title is "Newt's Bipolar Mom". It is very interesting - if you want a bit of background on Newt.
    Pat Padrnos

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  107. Good Heavens...I got so caught up reading the troll droppings that I forgot to post what I think about this upcoming, possible, maybe, reality show with the Skanks sisters!

    I hope this shit isn't true! Nobody wants to see those funny looking, boring ass chicks and one of Sadie's leftover boyfriends on their TV unless Gino's plan is to "have relations" with both girls...NOW THAT'S A SHOW!

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  108. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Looking at that picture of Tranny and Willow walking the LA streets with a defeated look on their faces, doesn't it just make you feel sad for them?

    I imagine Tranny saying, "Keep looking little sister, we'll find a reality show. I just can't go back to Wasilla as a looser."

    Willow responds with, "Don't worry big sister you'll find a show, you are HOT!"

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  109. Anonymous said...

    The only people who rely on the Palin's celebrity are the Johnston's, hence why none have any desire to get actual jobs and be productive. I haven't met one person who actually knows this family who would believe that article, and apparently, Gryphen hasn't either.

    1:54 PM

    Brisdull....what "actual job" have you held....hmmmm?

    Because spreading your legs for every "Ben, Levi and Gino" is not "productive" nor an "actual job"...Oh wait....yes it is!

    My bad Brisdull! So where is your "massage parlor" located...Arizona or Alaska?

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  110. Anonymous3:31 PM

    Dear Sarah Palin Decency Blogger

    To begin with, if you had any decency you wouldn't come here and try to persuade the readers and commenters here that the Payme clan is anything but a bunch of skanky immoral grifters. Now to your points - trust me when I say they actually gave me a better laugh that Shellie stating her opponents in the IA primary were dangerous.

    I love how you play the christian card once again - tell us exactly how that christian, pious thingy works when Brisket and probably Willet are spreading for about anyone who comes along? Is there a penis count for how many men/boys have climbed on each of them? We know Levi and Gino and I'm pretty sure there have been countless others in the Brisket wall of conquests and if Willet is with her I'm guessing she's playing a hard catch up game. How does that square with a pious christian again?

    I can't attest to the intelligence of the Kardashian sisters but I do think the intelligence of the Payme girls is limited quite seriously. As for beauty please compare your best photos with the best of the Kardashian sisters and I think you come up really short - or should I say not even in the same sphere?

    Now about the eat, pray, love analogy. I think it was Brisket herself who said they no longer go to church because they are busy and if Brisket and Willet are whoring around LA how can they possibly be eating and praying with Sara and the rest of the deficient ones up in wasilla? And where is Toad? He seems to have been absent since he walked off the tour back east when Sara was grinding on the back of some old biker dude. Is that when the Glenn Rice story came to the surface? And where is Tri-G? And whose kid is he? And why does your kid still need a pacifier? Trying to keep him looking younger so people don't figure out he was the one born while you had mono and your mother really freaked out when you showed up pregnant again when she was just picked by McCain's penis to be VP? Is that what happened? And if so does that mean there might be a third kid you've had? The one your mother was so eager to throw you under the bus over at the GOP convention? A real baby mill you are. And ask your sister how her ovaries are doing for her. She's got some catching up to do.

    Now go away Bristol and Willow - go haunt a site that gives a shit about either of you.

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  111. Anonymous3:34 PM

    And then there are REALLY popular shows!

    http://www.politicususa.com/en/jon-stewart-fox-2011-ratings

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  112. martha uys3:38 PM

    carollt:

    No! You couldn't have missed "Jessica's Last Strand" which has already been memorialized In PlasticLand even before it was shown on TV?


    Jessica's Last Strand in Wasilla

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  113. carollt said... Did I read that there was to be a show about Sarah's hairdresser in Wasilla?

    Carol, I read somewhere about a week ago that "Big Hair Alaska" was a 2 episode show.

    These were the only 2 positive comments out of 19 discussing the show at the Anchorage Daily News in September:

    AlaskaGmom
    I loved the show. Jessica is about as real of a woman as they come. She is a great beautician, a wonderful mother, and one of the nicest ladies that I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. I hope TLC extends "Big Hair Alaska" for for more than just the two shows that was shown.

    thejourneymanswife
    Jessica appears to be a very genuine lady. However, I was so disappointed to find that the show was boring. I turned it off after the first 13 minutes. The next day I went back to watch the rest, thinking maybe I missed something. I think using Sarah's name is a little tiresome, though I somewhat like her.I was really hoping for more. The concept is cool but the reality isn't~


    http://community.adn.com/node/158092#storylink=cpy

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  114. Anonymous3:39 PM

    Hey Brisket take up where your mom left off.

    NBA Kobe Bryant is separated from his wife and is in the market for a white Jay Leno look-a-like uneducated untalented round figure dancer / reality show failure.

    Can you play a big flute like mama?

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  115. martha uys3:48 PM

    Everyone has it wrong, wrong, wrong! They are trying to open a Message Parlor, but they have to complete their English spelling lessons first. Calm down - that's a good thing. Two Palins who can spell - that is a family legacy to believe in.

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  116. Anonymous3:48 PM

    so has no one else noticed that the little buggers initials spell out 'temp'? it struck me as funny, you know considering

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  117. Anonymous3:49 PM

    @2:12 Your Rant has all of the attributes of a Middle School student who has not yet learned proper grammar and how to spell.
    At least you spell UNITED STATES correctly. High School Dropouts have
    a difficult time learning about life. You and your TROLLS obviously L O V E GRYPHEN, you're always the first to post on anything PALIN.

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  118. What's the matter Bristol are you bristling on account of certain FB postings about your heinous behavior concerning your son deprived of half his family? Frustrated at not being able to throw your sausage-like middle finger yet again? Well ok then,now that we are clear, keep trolling this site, you and your inbred hillbilly clan, always good for a laugh. Thanks, Bristling Brisket!

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  119. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Looking at that picture of Tranny and Willow walking the LA streets with a defeated look on their faces, doesn't it just make you feel sad for them?

    I imagine Tranny saying, "Keep looking little sister, we'll find a reality show. I just can't go back to Wasilla as a looser."

    Willow responds with, "Don't worry big sister you'll find a show, you are HOT!"

    3:28 PM


    Makes ya wanna PUKE!

    Who dressed that leopard man child? Sarah Palin?

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  120. Anonymous4:13 PM

    2:10 Fairy Tail Troll said the Palins are a pious family. I agree!! (using definition 2.)

    pi·ous/ˈpīəs/
    Adjective:
    1. Devoutly religious.
    2 Making a hypocritical display of virtue.

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  121. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Doesn't matter what PigStool thinks of the Johnstons or how she tries to write them out of her life.

    That lovely child is the spitting image of his Aunt Mercede in that pic. Piggy will see the Johnstons each time she looks at her son!

    Funny thing that genetics!

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  122. What's the matter Bristol are you bristling on account of certain FB postings about your heinous behavior concerning your son deprived of half his family? Frustrated at not being able to throw your sausage-like middle finger yet again? Well ok then,now that we are clear, keep trolling this site, you and your inbred hillbilly clan, always good for a laugh. Thanks, Bristling Brisket!

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  123. Anonymous4:22 PM

    Bristol and Willow - the next Kardashians? That's utterly sad coming from a twenty-year-old young woman. That's not just trailer-park, that's isolated-small-town-trailer-park, like her statement that she's learning to do hair so she can do movie stars' hair. I see this as another indication that Bristol has yet to get a clue about her mother's absolute fakitude, and believes Sarah actually is all the things she lies about being without ever having done the work - energy expert, successful city manager, successful governor, worthy vp/potus, etc. She apparently has no real role model other than Miss Crunch Wrap Supreme, loungin' on the couch watchin' the home shoppin' network and bein', ya' know, all governory and presidential and writin' books and stuff while the money and cards w/checks from her worshipers keep rollin' in. It's going to be a huge shock for those two girls when they realize there ain't no limo coming to pick them up.

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  124. Anonymous4:23 PM

    "...Frustrated at not being able to throw your sausage-like middle finger yet again?....."


    LOL ....sausage-like middle finger.

    I thought that was funny :)

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  125. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Palin Family doo too have a future on reality TV!
    I have been working on a script. I hope the whole Palin family will be interested! Some Networks also too!

    The working title is the Wonderful World of W*lmart! The Palins are going to be the workers (hard workers) and shoppers also! Todd can work in the sporting goods OR in the automotive section. He knows all about drums of oil and fishing.

    Bristol can open her own Smart Styl* salon right next to the Nath*ns Famous (run by Sarah!).

    When it comes to the successes of this hardworking pioneer spirit family this picture from the opening of the show says it all.

    Attitude is everything!
    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/50479

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  126. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Carollt..2 words..IT SUCKED!

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  127. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Anonymous said...

    This is hilarious considering Bristol, Willow and another girl joke about Bristol being told she looks like a kardashian. I think there's a poor little lonely girl who happens to be Tripp's aunt, on the outskirts of Wasilla who needs moulah, considering she doesnt want to work.
    *************
    Brisket is that YOU? You look like you could audition for Jay Leno, or we will call you "the chin" Playboy didn't want your skank ass they wanted Mercede. And she looked awesome too. Not big fatChin and bloated walrus body, like you. See you wiggling on DWTS was the most gagging thing, no wonder that guy wanted to shoot his TV.
    Here's the middle finger to you palin skanks!
    Who wants moulah? You skank chin bitch schlepping around a reality show!
    Your so fucking pathetic! You won't even let your son see his father or Aunt or Grandma b/c your spiteful, hateful skank ass bitch like your mom. You get a job skank, maybe find a place for you in your dad's whore house on the slope! Because you SUCK Big time!

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  128. Anonymous4:37 PM

    I'm no photo expert ~ but I am a fairly decent photog . . . and methinks the Christmas photo of T.E.M.P is from last year, as a side-by-side comparison reveals an older Tripp being dragged around Cali, sucking on a binky.

    Let's remember that $P,if nothing else, is well-versed in fraud, deception, deceit, and misrepresentations . . . and her children were watching. Trickery comes as second nature when mama grisly has so many "bones" falling outta the closet. They are merely trying to patch some holes in their "stories."

    Keep a careful eye on 'em Gryph, for they really think they've gotten away with their many hoaxes...

    Tick-tock.

    %^}

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  129. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Silly little troll. if Sarah and Bristol don't want celebrity status then why did they trademark their names? Maybe they could come out with some sexual pleasure toys.."Palin Pleasures", "Sarah's(Juicy)Sauce", "Willow's Whip", "Bristol's ???,"Todd's Teaser".
    Oh, To late, it's already being done by one of the Housewives of Atlanta.

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  130. Anonymous4:45 PM

    As Patty on Meet a Millionaire would say, MaCain let his penis do the picking.

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  131. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Wonder if Brisket is chafing and worrying because Sadie made a comment on her FB page about Christmas stockings for Trip and Trip? Makes you wonder if that was a little hint to the midsection or pelvis that the secret is getting much closer to the surface? What's going to happen Brisket when the Johnston's quit playing ball and come after you with both barrels? The truth will be very hard to deal with but at least your kids will know who their real mom is.

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  132. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Proof?? Facts?? When does G provide them?

    FACT:
    Sarah works for Fox. She is paid. She also is a world renowned speaker and politics expert.

    FACT:

    Todd works for Sarah. You know that. He also runs a prostitution ring.

    FACT:

    Bristol IS an abstinence spokesperson. DWTS rumors were all lies. But she did get paid. She works in a plastic surgeons office and she is a famous author.

    FACT:

    Willow can make espresso and lattes and she does so for pay. She also babysits and works for Sarah also too.

    You haters are jealous because this family is richer, prettier and happier and more religious and more famous than you.

    Oh and Sarah is the top conservative woman in the country.

    Get with the program and get a life libs.

    FACT

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  133. Anonymous4:45 PM

    Sorry, but Bristol and Willow don't have the class to be as the Kardashians. Look at the differences in their mothers.

    There is not much difference between Kris Jenner and Sarah Palin that I can see. Horrible money-grubbing, child-pimping, ball-busting women both of them.

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  134. Anonymous4:52 PM

    Forget that stuff about college. Track, Brisdull, Willow, do not have the basic highschool academic skills needed for college. Nor do they have the staying power to complete a course of study.

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  135. Anonymous4:53 PM

    Barbara Carlson said:
    "Hey, have you SEEN Cesar Millan in The Dog Whisperer? -- his philosophy in helping dogs to live balanced and happy lives through calm assertiveness on the part of the "pack leader" applies equally well to training children -- kids can do a lot worse, e.g., the Palin brood. Lack of loving discipline for dogs or kids is disastrous, for everybody."

    Brilliant idea! The Palin kids should get trained out of their bad habits by the Dog Whisperer! ROFL

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  136. Anon 1:39 PM

    Sorry turd, wrong blog, it's c4p and commondecency you lookin' for, now get the fuck out, the rotten stench will take DAYS to air out!!

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  137. Sarah Palin Common Decency Blogger4:57 PM

    GinaM

    You are so full of hate and bad language.
    Why do you hate this family so much?

    And... fACT. Gino and Bristol are in love and happy and are a beautiful happy and complete couple ( including faith in God).

    So why do you hate so much? Don't you know teens everywhere look up to Bristol because of her business savvy, dressing and business skills? And FACT she has nice skin! And good teeth? Do you? I bet not.
    Lib women are red faced angry dogs. I write about it on my blog. Bristol even has NO facial hair. This is FACT.

    Get a life GinaM

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  138. Sarah Palin Common Decency Blogger4:59 PM

    GinaM

    Stop calling Sarah Gov dirty wig. She's beautiful, are you?
    And others use the word yellow journalism FYI.

    See how angry you are. Sarah does wash her wigs.
    All of them. FACT.

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  139. Anonymous5:02 PM

    12:59 said:
    "They could train and study for something, anything.........but do not seem to have the motivation to work hard first and accomplish things the smart way. Expecting to step up the ladder roughshod over others just because they are "Palins" doesn't cut it anymore. "

    Exactly. Just compare the Palins with the Clintons. It's easy to see which family is living the highest American ideals and which is a cartoon caricature of the worst trash America has to offer.

    Bristol Palin: Highschool dropout trolling the bottom for easy reality tv cash.

    Chelsea Clinton: After graduating college, takes an NBC news correspondent position and donates her salary to charity.

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  140. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Those are 2 of the ugliest 'camel toes' I've ever seen.

    I can smell the 'skank' off them way over here on the East Coast.

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  141. Anonymous5:12 PM

    1:50 pm said:
    "There's a reason so many lies exist in the world. People believe anything told to them. About politics, about politicians, about PKs, about celebs. "

    -And Death Panels™ don't forget teh Death Panels™!

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  142. Anonymous5:21 PM

    For some reason, when I see Willow in this photo I think of a naked Ken doll.

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  143. Virginia Voter5:22 PM

    He, he...Barbara Carlson, there is actually a South Park episode where Cartman's mom hires the Dog Whisperer to rehabilitate her son. It is hilarious. Maybe Cesar can control that wild Palin clan, cause God knows Sarah and Todd can't .

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e07-tsst

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  144. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Here's the real gossip in Alaska inner circles:
    Sarah and her daughters are flummoxed by the Twetos and "Flying Wild Alaska", which took over the Sarah Palin Show spot and audience on Discovery Channel.
    "Snowmachining Wild Alaska" is the only thing they could come up with to compete.

    Are we over it yet, with Orange County and Alaska reality TV shows?
    - Raise your hand.

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  145. Anonymous5:26 PM

    It's bad enough we can't rid ourselves of the Kardashians fast enough. I know about them absolutely against my will in the first place.
    Also, too, every time I see Bristol I can't help thinking what a stinkin' shame she messed up her perfectly nice face.
    M from MD

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  146. Anonymous said...

    Kim Kardashian is just like Sarah Palin.. they both screwed a basketball player.

    12:38 PM

    And they both have a SEX TAPE!

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  147. "You prove again that you done know this wonderful beautiful pious family. They are so strong. They do everything together- pray, eat. Everything!"

    Get real chick. when was the last time those assholes been to church? When have they helped the poor and needy? When have you seen them act like Jesus?

    Bustol wears a jesus shirt while humping a bull and the insufferable bitch wears cheap jewelry with crosses and the star of david while looking a hot mess.

    I bet trig and tripp haven't been baptized or seen the inside of a church. Matter of fact I doubt if any of her kids have been baptized.

    the palins' god is called api.

    You troll(s) are yucky.

    btw -- how many prayers did the old bitch say for Rep. Giffords?

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  148. Anonymous5:34 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Those are 2 of the ugliest 'camel toes' I've ever seen.

    I can smell the 'skank' off them way over here on the East Coast.

    5:06 PM

    Camel toes? Are you sure?

    The big looking dude is a pre-opt tranny which means he is still packing.

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  149. *Raising my eyebrows and giving the hard stare*

    Um...sorry "Sarah Palin Common Decency Blogger"...you are no where near as good as "Beldar Changing Middle Name" or (Ahem) or even Gasman...back to the drawing board for you! EPIC FAIL!

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  150. Anonymous5:41 PM

    FACT
    *****
    Fuck off Lying skank!
    Fact: Sarah Palin is a grifter, she played her base for 3 yrs pretending to run for POTUSgrifting on them while she shot video for a reality show.
    Fact: Bristle was "supposed" to be a abstinence advocate, except she couldn't keep her fat legs closed and now has a "godson"! I don't think she is candies abstinence any more.Even Ben Barber asked: "is it mine"?
    Fact: Willard is a Break and Entry expert who did 30K damage to the Morlock house. She got off b/c of Mommy dearest
    Fact: Track vandalized Buses and robbed a liquor store he got off b/c of Mommy dearest
    Fact: todd ran a prostitute ring on the slope...stupid sarah herself spilled the beans after the NE spill about Toad & Shay
    Fact: Sarah Palin is a adulteress.
    Curtis
    Glen Rice while she was toads finance. Track is the spittin image of Curtis jr. who is now dead from a plane "accident" water in the gas...
    So that makes the paylin's murder's too!
    Hey fucktard troll do you want me to go on with facts?

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  151. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Judging by the barrage of Trollery-drolleries polluting this site, some people have a lot of time on their hands during this holiday season.
    M from MD

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  152. Betsy S5:46 PM

    Gryphen, was there ever really going to be a book by "Fred"? This might be the last way for SP to make some huge money. The True Story: Trig, Ruffles, Wild Ride, Tripp, godson, Shailey, etc etc.

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  153. Anonymous5:47 PM

    Commondecencytroll
    Fuck off bitch.
    Why are you so chickenshit you won't let people post on your pathetic blog so you come here and attack peeps?
    Dirty wig is a skank.
    she can't clean her house has poop rings around her toilet that at least Toad Trys to clean up.
    When he's not out huntin' for 'tutes!
    Fuck off troll.
    I wishGryphen would ban you ass.

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  154. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Oh, that LA picture of Brisdull must be the one her "fans" think of when they say she is a natural beauty - doesn't even need make up. hmmm

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  155. Anonymous5:50 PM

    OH, IT IS ON!

    Sarah Palin Common Decency Blogger

    VS.

    Gina M

    My money's on Gina for the evisceration! C'mon SPCDB, let's see what ya got. This is gonna be like a cat playing with a mouse before it meets it's ultimate demise. FACT.

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  156. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Lib women are red faced angry dogs. I write about it on my blog. Bristol even has NO facial hair. This is FACT.
    *************
    Oh gee, your right! Sarah must be a lib b/c time mag posted a pic with herHUGE chin hairs and mustache!
    Fuck you bitch.
    I bet you look like a baboons ass!
    No offense to real baboons asses!

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  157. Anonymous5:57 PM

    anon @3:31,
    lighten up, me thinks that "$arah Palin Decency Blogger' is a satirist, if he/she wasn't do you think they could correctly spell "decency" ? 8)

    **************************************

    Anonymous said...
    Dear Sarah Palin Decency Blogger

    To begin with, if you had any decency you wouldn't come here and try to persuade the readers and commenters here that the Payme clan is anything but a bunch of skanky immoral grifters. Now to your points - trust me when I say they actually gave me a better laugh that Shellie stating her opponents in the IA primary were dangerous.

    I love how you play the christian card once again - tell us exactly how that christian, pious thingy works when Brisket and probably Willet are spreading for about anyone who comes along? Is there a penis count for how many men/boys have climbed on each of them? We know Levi and Gino and I'm pretty sure there have been countless others in the Brisket wall of conquests and if Willet is with her I'm guessing she's playing a hard catch up game. How does that square with a pious christian again?

    I can't attest to the intelligence of the Kardashian sisters but I do think the intelligence of the Payme girls is limited quite seriously. As for beauty please compare your best photos with the best of the Kardashian sisters and I think you come up really short - or should I say not even in the same sphere?

    Now about the eat, pray, love analogy. I think it was Brisket herself who said they no longer go to church because they are busy and if Brisket and Willet are whoring around LA how can they possibly be eating and praying with Sara and the rest of the deficient ones up in wasilla? And where is Toad? He seems to have been absent since he walked off the tour back east when Sara was grinding on the back of some old biker dude. Is that when the Glenn Rice story came to the surface? And where is Tri-G? And whose kid is he? And why does your kid still need a pacifier? Trying to keep him looking younger so people don't figure out he was the one born while you had mono and your mother really freaked out when you showed up pregnant again when she was just picked by McCain's penis to be VP? Is that what happened? And if so does that mean there might be a third kid you've had? The one your mother was so eager to throw you under the bus over at the GOP convention? A real baby mill you are. And ask your sister how her ovaries are doing for her. She's got some catching up to do.

    Now go away Bristol and Willow - go haunt a site that gives a shit about either of you.
    3:31 PM

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  158. Anonymous6:00 PM

    ".... They do everything together- pray, eat. Everything!"....."


    Partna ya forgot to mention as a family the Palins choose not to go to school and edumicate themselves! They prefer to drop out or purchase a GED (Good Enough Diploma).

    Forgot to mention, as a family they choose to impregnate or get pregnant before marriage. True Palin family values passed down from Sally Heath to Sarah to Sarah's kids.

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  159. Anonymous6:02 PM

    Oh! Now I get the Palin "traditional values" Christmas card: Willow blowing snow.

    Obviously trying to present her to the world as the new Palin family celebrity. Ain't she purdy?

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  160. Anonymous6:16 PM

    Good grief. Don't all the Palins kids and their kids live in the Compound now?

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  161. Anonymous6:17 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Oh! Now I get the Palin "traditional values" Christmas card: Willow blowing snow.
    ******
    Willow sniffing snow up her nose
    and Willow blows all down in LA and AK
    or Willow plays skin flute like mom :)

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  162. Anonymous6:19 PM

    I've never seen such an effed-up family trying to "matter" to so many. PATHETIC.

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  163. Anonymous6:21 PM

    hmm Sarah Palin Common Decency Troll seems to have a girl crush on Gina M. FACT

    Sarah Palin Common Decency Blogger Troll seems a big angry- as someone who touts themselves as a decent, kind, loving, christian woman just let the secret out- She supplies Sarah's wiglets by sending her used full brazillian wax strips--- the pieces are coming together, good job Gina M!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhD1RSKzvP8

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  164. Anonymous6:22 PM

    I think Sarah Palin Common Decency Blogger is pretty funny. Looks like some of you are missing the joke...

    FACT.

    LOL

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  165. Thanks 5:50PM...but I don't think SPCDB is serious...because if they were they wouldn't be on this blog talking crazy...they would be over at "Peeing4Palin" site encouraging those fools to send money to Dirty Wig™ and the gargoyle family!

    If I'm wrong....*SHRUGS pushes up my sleeves*

    Then BRING IT...BITCH!

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  166. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Anonymous said...

    Oh! Now I get the Palin "traditional values" Christmas card: Willow blowing snow.

    Obviously trying to present her to the world as the new Palin family celebrity. Ain't she purdy?

    6:02 PM


    High school drop out Willard caint read, caint write, caint count, caint spell but she sure can blow. Willow is definitely a Palin.

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  167. Anonymous6:37 PM

    What's wrong with that family?

    Tripp's head is 180 degrees out of place, Willow doesn't have any ankles, Bristol looks like a linebacker, Sarah has wonky eyes, Tawd looks sweet and Track looks like Curt Menard.

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  168. Anonymous6:40 PM

    That's the funniest post EVER! Thank's Gryphen! The troll comments were a hoot!

    Bristol and Willow and Gino in a REALITY Show?!?!?!

    Bwaaaahhhaaaaa!

    What could they possibly know about "reality?


    Who's going to watch a show with Gino popping zits for the Palin Gals?

    Tree Trunks lmao!

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  169. Anonymous6:43 PM

    GinaM,

    You are so full of venom and nasty language for the pathetic little fairy tale trolls. In other words, woohoo, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

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  170. Anonymous6:45 PM

    Bristol don't give up looking for easy money. There is always Playgirl.

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  171. Virginia Voter said...

    Dear FairyTale Trolls,
    ...provide some proof, or fuck off.

    @2:37 PM
    -----
    Slow clap...
    Outstanding Rant!

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  172. Anonymous6:59 PM

    That picture looks like they were just told by their mother to leave and not come back until they had a reality show deal.

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  173. Anonymous7:03 PM

    GinaM

    If she is so terrible why are so many yahoos yelling at her/him thinking they are real. The posters here are really going downhill with nastiness almost as bad as Sarahs.

    You ARE mean! She/he was obviously only joking with you. What is your problem? Anyone who goes on the net and is such a complete mean and nasty bitch to others with such foul language has some issues.
    You are MEAN! And obviously as thin skinned as Sarah.

    The troll is right about one thing. The name calling and bad language are immature and over the top. And frankly more classless than the Palins.

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  174. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Ya gotta hand it to the Palins they have moved up the ladder.

    Sarah went from fucking black strangers to fucking her neighbor to fucking her husband's business partner to stealing campaign clothes to not knowing what she reads to pitching failing reality shows.

    Bristol went from screwing Levi in a canvas tent to screwing Ben to screwing Gino to screwing Candies to screwing on DWTS floor to screwing up her reality show.

    Tawd went from peeping at women's nipples to distributing company confidential papers to stealing campaign clothes to being a pimp to being unemployed to become Sarah's personal purse carrier.

    Willow went from gang leader to homophobe to breaking and entering to high school drop out to a snow blower.

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  175. Sarah Palin Decency Blogger7:08 PM

    GinaM,

    Mellow out! Take a Xanax or something. You are eviscerating someone who is teasing you? Nice!
    Sorry I wasn't up to your standards. I wasn't competing with anyone. I was making fun of the blog itself.
    So sorry my humor wasn't clever enough for you. My deepest apologies.

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  176. Anonymous7:30 PM

    I don't think any producers in Hollywood want to ruin their careers by featuring the Brillow Sisters.

    I think though that Borat doing a show on them would be funny as hell!

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  177. Anonymous7:48 PM

    Have any of you been following the write in Palin "efforts" at C4p? They are hilarious. These guys think getting two or three people in Iowa to "lead" will get sarah five or more percent, leading to her inevitable run and victory. Their whole group is maybe 100 people, all of them amateurs, most of them retired or unemployed.
    My favorite is Wisetrog, who lives overseas but is very into it, very bossy. His latest:

    wisetrog 52 minutes ago
    This is how I see it happening. In some early caucuses, some of our Palinistas stand up for her and make sure she gets some votes. Word leaks out and this drives the whole internet crazy. As word spreads, more and more people will stand up for Palin. Of course, the GOP would stoop to its usual tricks and trolls here and in the real world would try their best to torpedo the momentum but if there's some wildfire as I predict there would be, it would be very hard to control that.

    delusional

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  178. DetroitSam7:52 PM

    "I think all the girls should enroll in college, or an exclusive private high school in Willow's case".

    People, whose family does not value education, do not enroll in college and no exclusive private high school would waste space with someone who has never shown any interest, what-so- ever in educating themselves.

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  179. Anonymous7:54 PM

    Hey, don't include the "Dog Whisperer" in your crappy programming list. Cesar Milan gives great advice regarding the proper training and care of canines, and Dog knows that stupid Americans that take pet ownership too lightly need to listen to him. Too many people adopt dogs and do not provide proper socialization and training and those poor pups end up mistreated and finally at the pound where they are euthanized. Most people are too stupid to properly raise a canine companion; Cesar tries to help these people be as smart as their dogs are.

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  180. So sorry my humor wasn't clever enough for you. My deepest apologies.

    7:08 PM

    Not "clever"...just BAD and NOT funny. Need to practice more. Good luck! No beef with ya'....you got a prescription for the Xanax though...I see a few who may need it!

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  181. Anonymous8:09 PM

    Anonymous said...

    GinaM

    If she is so terrible why are so many yahoos yelling at her/him thinking they are real. The posters here are really going downhill with nastiness almost as bad as Sarahs.
    {snip}
    I get it you are stinky toy or pet bitch!
    Fuck off Wasilly!

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  182. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Sarah Palin Decency Blogger said...
    {snip}
    If you do not want to be called out as a TROLL don't play the part...easy?
    And Trolls don't attack regulars here, which is how we all know you are a flippin' troll!
    Bless yer heart troll...

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  183. Anonymous said...

    GinaM

    If she is so terrible why are so many yahoos yelling at her/him thinking they are real. The posters here are really going downhill with nastiness almost as bad as Sarahs.

    You ARE mean! She/he was obviously only joking with you. What is your problem? Anyone who goes on the net and is such a complete mean and nasty bitch to others with such foul language has some issues.
    You are MEAN! And obviously as thin skinned as Sarah.

    The troll is right about one thing. The name calling and bad language are immature and over the top. And frankly more classless than the Palins.

    7:03 PM

    Hey!! Aren't you my new found internet friend!! I'm so excited to see you on here old friend! How was your holiday?

    Listen thanks for agreeing with me about what a "complete mean and nasty bitch to others" Gov Dirty Wig™ and her skanky daughters are with their "foul language"! I knew there was a reason why I liked you...you tell it like it is about that Klan of "name calling and bad language" "classless" Palin family! High 5 my friend!

    I appreciate your kind and sweet words and yes, I will continue to point out how nasty, ugly, whorish, turkey neckish, dirty wig wearing, herpes lip infected, claws for hands, loves to fuck Glen Rice with Baby oil Satan Louise Heath Palin is to this blog and any other that I may comment on! Toodles my friend!

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  184. Anonymous8:22 PM

    Epic fail!! Hell, they couldn't even make it as porn stars!!! Go to school, learn to do something of worth..your grifting days are over!

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  185. Anonymous8:22 PM

    RE-run of Dr' Drew and The Chin Palin on HLN now...wonder why???

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  186. Anonymous8:24 PM

    http://www.adn.com/2011/12/27/2235550/kilcher-family-get-own-reality.html

    aH......Sarah....schucks....Jewel just got her own reality show. Haaaaaaa!!!!! A different kind of Alaskan talent beat your lame ass family out! Karma really is a bitch, isn't it, honey?

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  187. Anonymous8:49 PM

    7:48, that's funny. Notice how the "Palinistas" keep referring to their efforts to draft Sarah as natural disasters? Earthquakes, wildfires...

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  188. Anonymous9:03 PM

    GinaM

    If she is so terrible why are so many yahoos yelling at her/him thinking they are real. The posters here are really going downhill with nastiness almost as bad as Sarahs.

    You ARE mean! She/he was obviously only joking with you. What is your problem? Anyone who goes on the net and is such a complete mean and nasty bitch to others with such foul language has some issues.
    You are MEAN! And obviously as thin skinned as Sarah.

    The troll is right about one thing. The name calling and bad language are immature and over the top. And frankly more classless than the Palins.
    ---------------------------------

    @7:03 PM

    More classless than the Palins? Yeah, right. The Palins are TRASH!

    Why are you only picking on GINA M? A lot of us here are "mean," and use bad language.

    This is Gryphen's blog, and I don't see Gryphen complaining. Why are you?

    If you don't like it, you are free to GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

    Oops. That wasn't very nice.

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  189. Anonymous9:12 PM

    DetroitSam said...
    "I think all the girls should enroll in college, or an exclusive private high school in Willow's case".

    People, whose family does not value education, do not enroll in college and no exclusive private high school would waste space with someone who has never shown any interest, what-so- ever in educating themselves.

    7:52 PM

    ::::::::::::::

    PURE FACTS HERE SPORTSFAN:

    Some people were born to go to school and educate themselves and be productive to society...

    Some people were born to be breeders...

    Palins... thems breeding stock...

    They breed first then they get married if they can....

    That's how its done on the Palin compound... No education / breed / look for easy money / fuck your brains away

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  190. Anonymous9:24 PM

    The Brillows sure have some fugly legs!

    Yeah, right. If they don't want to be celebrities why are they living in L.A. trying to get a reality tv show?

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  191. I agree with whomever speculates that the photo of Tripp at the tree looks like it is from a year ago.

    I disagree with the people who think it looks photoshopped--he looks like he's twisted his little toddler body around and is looking behind him; he's wearing black so it's harder to see the degree to which he is turned.

    But it definitely (or is that "defiantly", Willow?) looks like it could be last year's photo.

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  192. Anonymous9:59 PM

    Weee doggiiieee I've never seen one before...

    Tits on a bull?

    What do mean that bull holding that little calf is not a bull but a hefer?

    Weee dogggiieee never seen a bull hefer before......

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  193. Anonymous10:36 PM

    @9:59pm:

    It's spelled Heifer, not hefer.

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  194. "Gryphen, was there ever really going to be a book by "Fred"? This might be the last way for SP to make some huge money. The True Story: Trig, Ruffles, Wild Ride, Tripp, godson, Shailey, etc etc."

    All of us would like to know. You said he would release his book this year. You have a few days.

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  195. Keep up the good work Gina. You have that stinkin, lying troll on the ropes.

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  196. Anonymous2:30 AM

    Compare the Palins with Jenna and Laura Bush's recent trip to Tanzania to support women's health.

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  197. Where is "ahem"? Whoever "ahem" is, he or she does the best parody in these comments. By far. Without some good parody, these comments are just a bunch of repetitive crap about "brisdull is a skanky ho" and "why isn't willow in school" and "where's the babygate book?" and "Sarah is a terrible mother." Getting a little obsessive around here. The fairy tale troll is only fun if people respond with wit and humor. "Fuck you, troll" is neither. I realize it is winter, it is cold outside, and people are bored, but come on. If you've already said it 20 times, do you really need to say it again?

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  198. WakeUpAmerica5:25 AM

    @7:08
    Perfect summary of Casa Palin.

    As for Gina et al. - Try to stay on topic. This isn't the place for a pissing match.

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  199. Anonymous5:50 AM

    Hey, don't knock the Dog Whisperer. To mention Cesar's program in the same sentence as the Palin's is a sacrilege and makes my head spin!!

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  200. Anonymous5:59 AM

    There are so few people still interested in the has-been Palin's that it's pretty clear the trolls are Palin family members. Makes for hilarious reading!!

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