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Saturday, December 24, 2011
I finally found that Palin Christmas card that everyone has been wondering about.
"Sorry Jimmy Santa can't come this year. Some nasty old woman killed Rudolph."
There of course is some possibility that this is not the ACTUAL Palin Christmas card. Just so you know.
Sarah didn't send cards. That would have involved rounding up the family for the perfect Christmas photo in front of the pagan tree, wrapping up empty boxes to scatter around to show off her wealth, her spending money for the card, sitting down and writing notes to her friends and family telling about their 2011 accomplishments ("Track and Britta welcomed a baby girl to the family but I haven't seen her yet, and they got married on a mountain, but we still need to get them kids a wedding certificate. Bristol the Pistol did not have a baby in 2011, but she and Tripples moved to CA in search of fame and fortune. She was to have a new show with those cute Massey brothers, but the haters caused such a stir that it wasn't sold. Willow is a high school senior, and she went to LA with Bristol to get some work experience before graduation. The school has been so sweet, allowing her multiple absences to follow her dream. Piper, well, Piper the Diaper...she hates when I call her that, but she's still my baby...Piper is now a 5th grader, or is that 6th? Whatever, she goes to school and she comes home. She just be doing all right because I haven't been called in this year to discuss her attendance or her grades. She is not allowed to call radio stations before school unless I am around to tell ehr what to say. And sweet miracle Trigg, well, what can I say? He just gets more endearing each and every day. The caregiver takes him to school and to some kind of appointments for his therapy. He's a happy boy, and reminds me each and every day that I see him of the goodness of God. We are so blessed that he was born before Obamacare could force me to have an abortion.") Then, after the uplifting story of her family's wonderful 2011, the woman would have had to dig out the addresses of her fan,,er family and write them on the envelopes, buy stamps and mail them. Far, far too much work. Instead, Sarah paid someone to write a myth about her and the children, and she will be posting it on her palm at any moment. Happy Solstice, Gryph, and may 2012 see the Palin castle tumbling down.
Somebody needs to explain to America how the Alaska school system works!
Bristol Palin missed a lot of high school because she had a 9 month bout with what the Palins called mono!
Then Bristol missed more high school because she had another 9 month illness as an underage pregnant student and she supposedly graduated. On top of that she had to transfer to several schools.
Now we have another Palin who missed just about her entire senior year of high school because she got kicked out of the Alaska school system and we are hearing that Willow too will graduate in May. ??????
Then there is Track and Piper Palin, another Alaska school system mystery!
What kind of diplomas are these Palins getting?
Do delinquent students in Alaska get diplomas when they buy a McDonald Happy Meals? Every one of Sarah's kids has missed a lot of school!
The problem with the Alaska state school system handing out diplomas like it was a T-Ball baseball league where every child gets a diploma is that it takes away from the efforts of the more deserving students!
Sarah really needs to enroll her kids into Special Olympics High School and Junior High, that way they are all winners!
My sincere apologies to Special Olympics, they do provide a rewarding experience to all their participants.
If the Palins sent out Christmas cards, we all know many made money on the job. There's the $15,000 in pring costs for the cards. Mr. and Mrs. Heath made about $5,000 for the stamps to be placed on the dozen or so cards. Trig made $7,500for licking the envelopes. Finally Sarah earned $50,000 for her signature. All paid by SarahPAC.
How can Willow who missed just about her entire senior year of high school graduate in May?
Is Willow getting a real diploma like the hard working students of Alaska who stayed in school?
Is Willow getting a Good Enough Diploma (GED)?
Or is Willow walking across the graduation stage in her cap and gown in May receiving a blank pretend diploma for a Palin photo op so Sarah won't be embarrassed that another one of her children failed the state school system requirements again? You know how much Sarah just loves her photo ops!
Alaska, how can an expelled uneducated homophobic breaking and entering student gang leader who was kicked out of school and seen roaming the streets of sunny California in her trailer park daisy dukes and roaming the highways of the lower 48 instead of being home schooled graduate?
How can Willow who skipped her senior year of school without being home schooled by her partying nipple peeping tom loosing snowmobiling unemployed no college dad and her looser Miss Alaska - looser pretend VP and quitter governor mother who is too busy being obsessed with our president and his beautiful family still receive a diploma in May?
I guess this is just another Shailey Tripp gate, APD gate, babygate, pimp gate, hidden state email gate, Menard plane crash gate, hire unqualified high school friends gate, Brad gate, birth certificate gate, nipple gate, dairy gate, school bus brake gate, Glen Rice gate, combat vet gate, Bristol hs graduation gate, Bristol DWTS gate, Bristol mono gate, how many grandkids gate, trooper gate, living at home per diem gate, book banning gate, governor's mansion missing email gate, Artic Cat walking billboard gate, church burning gate, marathon cheating gate, fake baby jogger photo op gate, I read everything gate, Track's real father gate, Sarah Palin's Alaska tax credit gate, hidden cabin property tax gate, gunsight cross hair gate, Piper skipping school gate, shot a caribou gate, SarahPac family vacation gate, house building material gate.....
Isn't it obvious? The Palins are super-intelligent. Geniuses, even. They can digest entire years of school in mere weeks. Their intelligence and capabilities simply cannot be served by traditional schooling or higher education.
Since everything is "all about Scarah" then this could very well be the "family" card. Killing animala is high on her list of favorite things to do. I have never known of a hunter who does not even own a dog, but seeing how she cares for her children it is just as well she does not have one.
Maybe Greta could arrange to photoshop a card including the whole family (not all the grandkids of course, that would involve some 'splainin')Maybe they could not pry Bristol out of the tent??
Multi millionaire Sarah Palin is really embarrassed by her underachieving kids.
Bristol told her mom that she is going to cut hair for a career and go to a "cosmetology" school she seen on the back of a pack of matches she found at a bar while a riding mechanical bull.
Sarah was very upset about Bristol abandoning her motivational dancing author career she worked her entire life for.
But not Sarah, she will not be looked down as a failing mother.
So like Sarah spun Track's time served as a non combat "Combat Vet", Sarah has decided to tell the world that Bristol is in training to be a astronaut at the Russian Cosmetology School.
One of the nice things about SarahPAC is that they have to make a financial disclosure a couple of times a year. In one report, we saw that Sally Heath, Sarah's mother, got $3,000. for mailing expenses. If Sarah, Todd and the rest of the Palin family do send out Christmas cards, look for Sally to get another large payment for licking envelopes and sticking on the stamps. That's hard work. Oh, and that card had better have the Palin family, waving an American flag with appropriate religious symbols in the picture. I suggest that Sarah wear both her cross and her Jewish star. You can't have enough faith on display. The truth of the matter is that what Sarah really worships is money, achieved through celebrity-- certainly not by hard work and/or education. Instead of a gentle snowfall in the background, they should include lots of dollars bills fluttering in the breeze.
I don't want to put a damper on everyone's X-mas, but I think it is appropriate to remember the ruffle ear baby displayed after Bristol's mono incident and before Tri-G was found.
Maybe Greta could arrange to photoshop a card including the whole family (not all the grandkids of course, that would involve some 'splainin')Maybe they could not pry Bristol out of the tent??
7:32 AM
You're so right! Palin can't have a "family" photo with all the kids, as it would cause questions, so then she can't have any "family" photo with kids either. The photo would be false if presented to be the Palins & children & grandchildren, if there are more grandchildren. It's a bit of a problem when the truth is out. Her time is over. She's shopping to sell a tv show so she can keep earning the kind of money she's getting used to, but everything else she pretends to be is now seen as fake. Someone may even pick a show up with palin in it but not for the money she's asking for now, no, shorter pay day. But the thing is, how can she recover from the whole scam being outed! She's have to disappear.
I'm sorry, I keep hearing the name Willow and I'm not sure which one is Willow.
Is Willow that round face underage moaning Palin girl who was raped on a cold frozen bumpy dirt floor after making sweet passionate love in a canvas tent after drinking a case of wine coolers while her friends standing outside listened to her moaning sounds?
Or is Willow the round shaped dancing Palin girl who displayed her pregnant belly on DWTS while dry humping her partner on the floor while her daddy smiled with a creepy look?
Or is Willow the little darling frowning disrespectful obnoxious diva girl who pushes adults and sticks out her middle finger?
Or is Willow the Palin girl with the long extended Jay Leno chin?
Or is Willow the girl seen on the episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska where Sarah put up a baby gate at the foot of the stairs as a birth control device to keep boys from sneaking up stairs and impregnating Sarah's daughters and as soon as Sarah turned her back, the boy hopped the birth control device and made his way to Willow's room?
Or is Willow the blonde pastor's daughter who got impregnated and disgraced her father and was not allowed to marry in her pappy's church and ended up getting married next to a snow covered road before the baby was born?
Or is Willow the wonky eyed incompetent word salad reporter who got an interview by making sweet passionate love to the black out of state college basketball player in her sister's college dorm room while her high school love waited at home for her to finish prior to her high school love impregnating her and avoiding a church wedding by eloping during the night before the baby was born?
Or is Willow the voluptuous beautiful tanned masseuse love interest of Tawd that shares the name of the baby belonging to the round face Palin girl?
I'm sorry but the Palins needs a baseball score card to keep track of all the players.
I think one thing we can be thankful for this year is Gabrielle Giffords.
If anyone personifies the hate that Sarah Palin has brought to the table, Gabby is that.
Sarah put crosshairs on a map, said 'don't retreat, reload' and Giffords took one to the head...and LIVED.
2011 showed us lots of Palin hate, but this one took the cake. Giffords even went on television and said Sarah would have to deal with the consequences of her actions... Guess what? Sarah has not even spoken to Giffords.
Gabby Giffords shows the world that Palin is full of hate and evil. And thank God Gabby survived it.
There are many reasons to not like Sarah Palin. But this one, is on the top of the list.
Personally, I hope Sarah rots in a nice hot place...
Death does seem to cling to the Paylins like day after Taco Bell. From their spiritual adviser Joe Vogler being killed trying to buy plastic explosives to their mentor in corruption Ted Steven dying in a plane wreck. From their militia buddy Schaeffer Cox's plans to kill a federal judge to serial killer Jeremy Morlock to Jared Loughner to the menagerie of God's lesser creatures slaughtered whenever the Paylins are around, (wolves, turkeys, etc.)it's nothing short of the spirit of anti-life.
St. Francis of Assisi's these people are not.
P.S. Said that prayer - and added Morlock's victims as well.
I believe Willow is the homophobic Palin with the kankles and timber legs. She's the one who looks a solicitor wandering Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles wearing shorts that reveals her camel toe. I hope that clears things up?
If Willow is the homophobe, then which one is Bristol?
Is Bristol the ex non dancing dancer or the ex unmotivated motivational speaker or ex non writing author or the ex sexually active abstinence speaker? Or is Bristol the ex office manager or ex Candy spokesman or the ex bull rider or ex magazine cover girl or the non surgical surgery enhanced chin or the I was raped but didn't mean it girl? Well we know Bristol is Ruffle's mother or is it Tri-G maybe Tripp or her God son's mother? Is Bristol the ex girlfriend of Levi or the ex girlfriend of Ben or the ex girlfriend of Gino or the ex girlfriend of the Masey Brothers? Maybe Bristol is the ex engaged to be married girl or soon to be ex hair dresser?
I'm confused? There was one time Bristol was going to be a real estate agent!
Wow! 21 year old Bristol did all that with only a GED education..... Sarah must be very proud of her!
How absurd and petty that Palin can even stoop down to the lowest level and criticize President Obama for a lovely holiday card. It is a great card for ALL the American people, no matter what they believe in. Like President Obama, he cares about ALL Americans and does not try to favor one religion above all else. He is an extremely kind and compassionate person with a very loving wife and family that this great America can be proud of.
While Palin once again tries to get out there and bash President Obama, many in America can finally see what an ignorant and petty person she really is.
Merry Christmas to all you great folks out there, and many blessings in the coming New Year! Let's all work together to help America and ALL her people to survive and show what this great country is really all about and that Americans are awesome and caring people!!
Anon@7:33A.M.- the Palin offspring can use their mother's connections to secure their future careers at NASA as prospective astronauts; the prerequisite being they took up valuable space in school! As I stated here before, the day a Palin kid (any of'em, all of'em) graduates from an institute of higher learning, and provides sufficient evidence of said achievement, is the day I will stop smoking!
"....Or is Willow the girl seen on the episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska where Sarah put up a baby gate at the foot of the stairs as a birth control device to keep boys from sneaking up stairs and impregnating Sarah's daughters ...."
That baby gate / birth control device of Sarah's must have a pin hole in it because Levi impregnated Bristol, Track impregnated Britta and we heard that Willow has had her own pregnancy scare.
I hope the Palins find a new more reliable birth control device before Piper gets into junior high because the baby gate is not doing its job!.
SCORE IS: Baby Gate: 0 preventions Palins: at least 2 babies (that we know of)
10:39 - thank you, and Gabby Giffords has been a tremendous inspiration to most people in America. We have seen her courage and determination to not quit and make it. We have seen the love and devotion of her husband, Mark, who has steadfastly stood by her this past year.
Palin is so pathetic, and she is ignorant and doesn't even have a clue about what our great America is really all about. In her narcissism and pettiness and selfishness, she doesn't even begin to have a clue about anyone else but herself. She must truly be miserable inside, and I honestly do feel sorry for her as it could be so different if she got the help she really needs. Family and friends seem to "use" her and she doesn't even realize it.
She should never be able to hold public office again, and use it for power and control over others. It is a very sad example of someone who once seemed to have everything going for her, but threw it all away. I hope someday she'll be okay and can heal, and that her family can heal as well. It's just that she is not meant to ever really be involved in the politics of this great country.
True beauty comes from within and Sarah doesn't understand that concept. All the make-up, high heels, falsies and wigs in the world can't cover up the jealousy and negativity that oozes whenever she speaks or writes. I can't decide as she ages if she's beginning to look more and more like a witch or a gargoyle. How sad that she has thrown away her natural talents and opportunities on pettiness and revenge.
Sarah has proclaimed that there's a "war on Christmas" but no one is listening to Queen Grinch's manufactured Christmas Libel tale. The President and First Lady's weekly address today must have just galled her when they wished all of America and our returning troops "Merry Christmas!".
I love it when fundies claim a war on christmas or a war on christians... all while wearing their blinged out cross necklaces, driving in a car with a jesus fish on the back of it, listening to christmas carols on the radio, passing by numerous christmas trees and other christmas decorations, on christmas day they drive by closed up stores and gas stations, they watch christmas movies and shows on tv, they go to church christmas morning without interruption, their children are out of school for the holiday, and they drive by the live nativity scene on the court house lawn on their way home... yeah, it must really suck to live in America and want to celebrate Christmas...
The ONLY way Sarah would send a Christmas Card is if she could put a "Donate to Sarah Pac" button in it. She's so cheap, she even creaks when she walks, and if she runs, she could start a fire!
But, considering her mental illness and psychotic breaks, this card would most definately be appealing to her.
Compare that scrawny tree with the White House decorations and the awesome four versions of the White House Holiday Cards, and it's crystal clear who's the real "Christian".
Rudolph right next to the mashed potatoes is Palin all the way.
ReplyDeleteWill Glen Rice be invited to Palin Christmas dinner?
ReplyDeleteHe is experienced at "stuffing" the bird....
Sarah didn't send cards. That would have involved rounding up the family for the perfect Christmas photo in front of the pagan tree, wrapping up empty boxes to scatter around to show off her wealth, her spending money for the card, sitting down and writing notes to her friends and family telling about their 2011 accomplishments ("Track and Britta welcomed a baby girl to the family but I haven't seen her yet, and they got married on a mountain, but we still need to get them kids a wedding certificate. Bristol the Pistol did not have a baby in 2011, but she and Tripples moved to CA in search of fame and fortune. She was to have a new show with those cute Massey brothers, but the haters caused such a stir that it wasn't sold. Willow is a high school senior, and she went to LA with Bristol to get some work experience before graduation. The school has been so sweet, allowing her multiple absences to follow her dream. Piper, well, Piper the Diaper...she hates when I call her that, but she's still my baby...Piper is now a 5th grader, or is that 6th? Whatever, she goes to school and she comes home. She just be doing all right because I haven't been called in this year to discuss her attendance or her grades. She is not allowed to call radio stations before school unless I am around to tell ehr what to say. And sweet miracle Trigg, well, what can I say? He just gets more endearing each and every day. The caregiver takes him to school and to some kind of appointments for his therapy. He's a happy boy, and reminds me each and every day that I see him of the goodness of God. We are so blessed that he was born before Obamacare could force me to have an abortion.")
ReplyDeleteThen, after the uplifting story of her family's wonderful 2011, the woman would have had to dig out the addresses of her fan,,er family and write them on the envelopes, buy stamps and mail them. Far, far too much work. Instead, Sarah paid someone to write a myth about her and the children, and she will be posting it on her palm at any moment.
Happy Solstice, Gryph, and may 2012 see the Palin castle tumbling down.
Somebody needs to explain to America how the Alaska school system works!
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin missed a lot of high school because she had a 9 month bout with what the Palins called mono!
Then Bristol missed more high school because she had another 9 month illness as an underage pregnant student and she supposedly graduated. On top of that she had to transfer to several schools.
Now we have another Palin who missed just about her entire senior year of high school because she got kicked out of the Alaska school system and we are hearing that Willow too will graduate in May. ??????
Then there is Track and Piper Palin, another Alaska school system mystery!
What kind of diplomas are these Palins getting?
Do delinquent students in Alaska get diplomas when they buy a McDonald Happy Meals? Every one of Sarah's kids has missed a lot of school!
The problem with the Alaska state school system handing out diplomas like it was a T-Ball baseball league where every child gets a diploma is that it takes away from the efforts of the more deserving students!
Sarah really needs to enroll her kids into Special Olympics High School and Junior High, that way they are all winners!
My sincere apologies to Special Olympics, they do provide a rewarding experience to all their participants.
If the Palins sent out Christmas cards, we all know many made money on the job. There's the $15,000 in pring costs for the cards. Mr. and Mrs. Heath made about $5,000 for the stamps to be placed on the dozen or so cards. Trig made $7,500for licking the envelopes. Finally Sarah earned $50,000 for her signature. All paid by SarahPAC.
ReplyDeleteVulgar, because Sarah sees this as a cheesecake photo.
ReplyDeleteHey Alaska!
ReplyDeleteHow can Willow who missed just about her entire senior year of high school graduate in May?
Is Willow getting a real diploma like the hard working students of Alaska who stayed in school?
Is Willow getting a Good Enough Diploma (GED)?
Or is Willow walking across the graduation stage in her cap and gown in May receiving a blank pretend diploma for a Palin photo op so Sarah won't be embarrassed that another one of her children failed the state school system requirements again? You know how much Sarah just loves her photo ops!
Alaska, how can an expelled uneducated homophobic breaking and entering student gang leader who was kicked out of school and seen roaming the streets of sunny California in her trailer park daisy dukes and roaming the highways of the lower 48 instead of being home schooled graduate?
How can Willow who skipped her senior year of school without being home schooled by her partying nipple peeping tom loosing snowmobiling unemployed no college dad and her looser Miss Alaska - looser pretend VP and quitter governor mother who is too busy being obsessed with our president and his beautiful family still receive a diploma in May?
I guess this is just another Shailey Tripp gate, APD gate, babygate, pimp gate, hidden state email gate, Menard plane crash gate, hire unqualified high school friends gate, Brad gate, birth certificate gate, nipple gate, dairy gate, school bus brake gate, Glen Rice gate, combat vet gate, Bristol hs graduation gate, Bristol DWTS gate, Bristol mono gate, how many grandkids gate, trooper gate, living at home per diem gate, book banning gate, governor's mansion missing email gate, Artic Cat walking billboard gate, church burning gate, marathon cheating gate, fake baby jogger photo op gate, I read everything gate, Track's real father gate, Sarah Palin's Alaska tax credit gate, hidden cabin property tax gate, gunsight cross hair gate, Piper skipping school gate, shot a caribou gate, SarahPac family vacation gate, house building material gate.....
Isn't it obvious? The Palins are super-intelligent. Geniuses, even. They can digest entire years of school in mere weeks. Their intelligence and capabilities simply cannot be served by traditional schooling or higher education.
ReplyDelete@anon 4:15am
ReplyDeleteHere's the wonky-eyed bird that Glen Rice stuffed... (Thanks for link to KarenJ @ Mudflats).
http://bit.ly/teEHIf
I'm a student in Alaska and a high school diploma doesn't mean anything here.
ReplyDeleteIf the Palin kids can get a diploma with all the days they missed school and all the trouble they've caused then why should we have to go to school?
If my mom was the governor of Alaska could I be a trouble making slacker and get a diploma too?
Since everything is "all about Scarah" then this could very well be the "family" card. Killing animala is high on her list of favorite things to do. I have never known of a hunter who does not even own a dog, but seeing how she cares for her children it is just as well she does not have one.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Greta could arrange to photoshop a card including the whole family (not all the grandkids of course, that would involve some 'splainin')Maybe they could not pry Bristol out of the tent??
ReplyDeleteMulti millionaire Sarah Palin is really embarrassed by her underachieving kids.
ReplyDeleteBristol told her mom that she is going to cut hair for a career and go to a "cosmetology" school she seen on the back of a pack of matches she found at a bar while a riding mechanical bull.
Sarah was very upset about Bristol abandoning her motivational dancing author career she worked her entire life for.
But not Sarah, she will not be looked down as a failing mother.
So like Sarah spun Track's time served as a non combat "Combat Vet", Sarah has decided to tell the world that Bristol is in training to be a astronaut at the Russian Cosmetology School.
One of the nice things about SarahPAC is that they have to make a financial disclosure a couple of times a year. In one report, we saw that Sally Heath, Sarah's mother, got $3,000. for mailing expenses. If Sarah, Todd and the rest of the Palin family do send out Christmas cards, look for Sally to get another large payment for licking envelopes and sticking on the stamps. That's hard work. Oh, and that card had better have the Palin family, waving an American flag with appropriate religious symbols in the picture. I suggest that Sarah wear both her cross and her Jewish star. You can't have enough faith on display. The truth of the matter is that what Sarah really worships is money, achieved through celebrity-- certainly not by hard work and/or education. Instead of a gentle snowfall in the background, they should include lots of dollars bills fluttering in the breeze.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to put a damper on everyone's X-mas, but I think it is appropriate to remember the ruffle ear baby displayed after Bristol's mono incident and before Tri-G was found.
ReplyDeleteMay Ruffle have a jolly Merry Christmas.
".....I suggest that Sarah wear both her cross and her Jewish star...."
ReplyDeleteSarah don't forget to wear Track's non combat "Combat Medal"!
Whenever I see a photo of the crazy woman pretending to be a hunter I am reminded of Palin family friend Jeremy Morlock.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.rollingstone.com/politics/photos/the-kill-team-photos-20110327/0232760
Death seems to surround the Palins like a miasmic cloud. I would even say it's been a part of their messaging strategy.
This Xmas lets remember to say a prayer for Jared Loughner's victims and their families.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Greta could arrange to photoshop a card including the whole family (not all the grandkids of course, that would involve some 'splainin')Maybe they could not pry Bristol out of the tent??
7:32 AM
You're so right! Palin can't have a "family" photo with all the kids, as it would cause questions, so then she can't have any "family" photo with kids either. The photo would be false if presented to be the Palins & children & grandchildren, if there are more grandchildren.
It's a bit of a problem when the truth is out.
Her time is over. She's shopping to sell a tv show so she can keep earning the kind of money she's getting used to, but everything else she pretends to be is now seen as fake. Someone may even pick a show up with palin in it but not for the money she's asking for now, no, shorter pay day.
But the thing is, how can she recover from the whole scam being outed!
She's have to disappear.
I'm sorry, I keep hearing the name Willow and I'm not sure which one is Willow.
ReplyDeleteIs Willow that round face underage moaning Palin girl who was raped on a cold frozen bumpy dirt floor after making sweet passionate love in a canvas tent after drinking a case of wine coolers while her friends standing outside listened to her moaning sounds?
Or is Willow the round shaped dancing Palin girl who displayed her pregnant belly on DWTS while dry humping her partner on the floor while her daddy smiled with a creepy look?
Or is Willow the little darling frowning disrespectful obnoxious diva girl who pushes adults and sticks out her middle finger?
Or is Willow the Palin girl with the long extended Jay Leno chin?
Or is Willow the girl seen on the episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska where Sarah put up a baby gate at the foot of the stairs as a birth control device to keep boys from sneaking up stairs and impregnating Sarah's daughters and as soon as Sarah turned her back, the boy hopped the birth control device and made his way to Willow's room?
Or is Willow the blonde pastor's daughter who got impregnated and disgraced her father and was not allowed to marry in her pappy's church and ended up getting married next to a snow covered road before the baby was born?
Or is Willow the wonky eyed incompetent word salad reporter who got an interview by making sweet passionate love to the black out of state college basketball player in her sister's college dorm room while her high school love waited at home for her to finish prior to her high school love impregnating her and avoiding a church wedding by eloping during the night before the baby was born?
Or is Willow the voluptuous beautiful tanned masseuse love interest of Tawd that shares the name of the baby belonging to the round face Palin girl?
I'm sorry but the Palins needs a baseball score card to keep track of all the players.
I think one thing we can be thankful for this year is Gabrielle Giffords.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone personifies the hate that Sarah Palin has brought to the table, Gabby is that.
Sarah put crosshairs on a map, said 'don't retreat, reload' and Giffords took one to the head...and LIVED.
2011 showed us lots of Palin hate, but this one took the cake. Giffords even went on television and said Sarah would have to deal with the consequences of her actions...
Guess what? Sarah has not even spoken to Giffords.
Gabby Giffords shows the world that Palin is full of hate and evil. And thank God Gabby survived it.
There are many reasons to not like Sarah Palin. But this one, is on the top of the list.
Personally, I hope Sarah rots in a nice hot place...
@8:38
ReplyDeleteDeath does seem to cling to the Paylins like day after Taco Bell. From their spiritual adviser Joe Vogler being killed trying to buy plastic explosives to their mentor in corruption Ted Steven dying in a plane wreck. From their militia buddy Schaeffer Cox's plans to kill a federal judge to serial killer Jeremy Morlock to Jared Loughner to the menagerie of God's lesser creatures slaughtered whenever the Paylins are around, (wolves, turkeys, etc.)it's nothing short of the spirit of anti-life.
St. Francis of Assisi's these people are not.
P.S. Said that prayer - and added Morlock's victims as well.
Go Bills!
ReplyDeleteAnom 9:27 AM.
ReplyDeleteYou were asking which Palin is Willow.
I believe Willow is the homophobic Palin with the kankles and timber legs. She's the one who looks a solicitor wandering Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles wearing shorts that reveals her camel toe. I hope that clears things up?
Why We Shouldn't Use the Word 'Tranny'
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Have you seen this? She is such a laughingstock!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.doozycards.com/ecards/christmas/funny/sarah-palins-christmas
If Willow is the homophobe, then which one is Bristol?
ReplyDeleteIs Bristol the ex non dancing dancer or the ex unmotivated motivational speaker or ex non writing author or the ex sexually active abstinence speaker? Or is Bristol the ex office manager or ex Candy spokesman or the ex bull rider or ex magazine cover girl or the non surgical surgery enhanced chin or the I was raped but didn't mean it girl? Well we know Bristol is Ruffle's mother or is it Tri-G maybe Tripp or her God son's mother? Is Bristol the ex girlfriend of Levi or the ex girlfriend of Ben or the ex girlfriend of Gino or the ex girlfriend of the Masey Brothers? Maybe Bristol is the ex engaged to be married girl or soon to be ex hair dresser?
I'm confused? There was one time Bristol was going to be a real estate agent!
Wow! 21 year old Bristol did all that with only a GED education..... Sarah must be very proud of her!
How absurd and petty that Palin can even stoop down to the lowest level and criticize President Obama for a lovely holiday card. It is a great card for ALL the American people, no matter what they believe in. Like President Obama, he cares about ALL Americans and does not try to favor one religion above all else. He is an extremely kind and compassionate person with a very loving wife and family that this great America can be proud of.
ReplyDeleteWhile Palin once again tries to get out there and bash President Obama, many in America can finally see what an ignorant and petty person she really is.
Merry Christmas to all you great folks out there, and many blessings in the coming New Year! Let's all work together to help America and ALL her people to survive and show what this great country is really all about and that Americans are awesome and caring people!!
Anon@7:33A.M.- the Palin offspring can use their mother's connections to secure their future careers at NASA as prospective astronauts; the prerequisite being they took up valuable space in school! As I stated here before, the day a Palin kid (any of'em, all of'em) graduates from an institute of higher learning, and provides sufficient evidence of said achievement, is the day I will stop smoking!
ReplyDelete"....Or is Willow the girl seen on the episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska where Sarah put up a baby gate at the foot of the stairs as a birth control device to keep boys from sneaking up stairs and impregnating Sarah's daughters ...."
ReplyDeleteThat baby gate / birth control device of Sarah's must have a pin hole in it because Levi impregnated Bristol, Track impregnated Britta and we heard that Willow has had her own pregnancy scare.
I hope the Palins find a new more reliable birth control device before Piper gets into junior high because the baby gate is not doing its job!.
SCORE IS:
Baby Gate: 0 preventions
Palins: at least 2 babies (that we know of)
And there is one tie (willow) so far
Why did Sarah name her first grandbaby TriG?
ReplyDeleteWhy did Bristol name grandbaby 2 Tripp?
Where is grandbaby 3, Tristan?
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteWill Glen Rice be invited to Palin Christmas dinner?
He is experienced at "stuffing" the bird....
4:15 AM
I don't know about that.
Glen Rice must of been too rough and inserted too much stuffing into that turkey because Todd is now stuck with a good for nothing wonky eyed turkey.
SARAH PALIN'S BAD JOO JOO STRIKES AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteAfter Sarah publicly endorsing Tebow, the Denver Broncos lost again... That makes it two weeks in a row for Sarah!
Buffalo 40, Denver 14 Final
Sarah brought down McCain, "Herb" Cain, Tebow.... Who's next?
Sarah Palin Bad Karma: 2
ReplyDeleteTebow / Denver Wins: 0
10:39 - thank you, and Gabby Giffords has been a tremendous inspiration to most people in America. We have seen her courage and determination to not quit and make it. We have seen the love and devotion of her husband, Mark, who has steadfastly stood by her this past year.
ReplyDeletePalin is so pathetic, and she is ignorant and doesn't even have a clue about what our great America is really all about. In her narcissism and pettiness and selfishness, she doesn't even begin to have a clue about anyone else but herself. She must truly be miserable inside, and I honestly do feel sorry for her as it could be so different if she got the help she really needs. Family and friends seem to "use" her and she doesn't even realize it.
She should never be able to hold public office again, and use it for power and control over others. It is a very sad example of someone who once seemed to have everything going for her, but threw it all away. I hope someday she'll be okay and can heal, and that her family can heal as well. It's just that she is not meant to ever really be involved in the politics of this great country.
Gotta few questions:
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Track's winter wedding / reception that was suppose to happen at a ski lodge?
What happened to Sarah's movie premier in Alaska, I believe it was in Wasilla?
Where is SarahPac report?
Where is my Alaska Fund Trust quarterly report? I haven't received one since it started?
Did Willow get kicked out of school?
Why did Bristol name her baby after Tawd's mistress?
How come the doctor who supposedly delivered Tri-G is in hiding?
Is Tawd okay with Sarah screwing Glen Rice?
Is Sarah okay with Tawd screwing Shailey?
True beauty comes from within and Sarah doesn't understand that concept. All the make-up, high heels, falsies and wigs in the world can't cover up the jealousy and negativity that oozes whenever she speaks or writes. I can't decide as she ages if she's beginning to look more and more like a witch or a gargoyle. How sad that she has thrown away her natural talents and opportunities on pettiness and revenge.
ReplyDeleteSarah has proclaimed that there's a "war on Christmas" but no one is listening to Queen Grinch's manufactured Christmas Libel tale. The President and First Lady's weekly address today must have just galled her when they wished all of America and our returning troops "Merry Christmas!".
I love it when fundies claim a war on christmas or a war on christians...
ReplyDeleteall while wearing their blinged out cross necklaces, driving in a car with a jesus fish on the back of it, listening to christmas carols on the radio, passing by numerous christmas trees and other christmas decorations, on christmas day they drive by closed up stores and gas stations, they watch christmas movies and shows on tv, they go to church christmas morning without interruption, their children are out of school for the holiday, and they drive by the live nativity scene on the court house lawn on their way home...
yeah, it must really suck to live in America and want to celebrate Christmas...
The ONLY way Sarah would send a Christmas Card is if she could put a "Donate to Sarah Pac" button in it. She's so cheap, she even creaks when she walks, and if she runs, she could start a fire!
ReplyDeleteBut, considering her mental illness and psychotic breaks, this card would most definately be appealing to her.
Compare that scrawny tree with the White House decorations and the awesome four versions of the White House Holiday Cards, and it's crystal clear who's the real "Christian".