Sarah Palin's advice for the GOP candidates, "Buy my book!" Whew! And here I thought she would be self serving.

"Hey, if you want advice from me then buy my damn book! Do I look like I give away anything for free?)

For reasons unknown the Washington Post asked Sarah "World's most famous quitter" Palin what advice she had for the current field of Republican candidates.

Here was her response:

Given the concerns I have for some of the Republican field’s focus thus far, I must implore the candidates to do something that sounds self-promoting, but whatever. Candidates, please turn to Chapter Three of “Going Rogue” and read what it takes for our country to step toward energy independence. Note the lesson I share in the same chapter about taking on the “elite,” the crony capitalists and the permanent political establishment to get a job done. 

Do you really realize what is at stake? What is at stake is our republic. The gravity of today’s situation is real. We count on you to lead our nation on the right path. Please let us know you realize this. Understand how the left’s terrifyingly naive assault on American industry exposes us to the mercy of foreign regimes whose prime objective is, at worst, our permanent demise and, at best, is stripping away our freedom. God has blessed America with ingenuity, natural resources and the strength of our workforce. Let’s use them. Tell voters that you understand this. Talk about this on the campaign trail. And quit gripin’ and moaning about “inside baseball” partisan machinations and maneuvering. We have other things to worry about. Stay strong. Focus on defending our republic and how we’ll re-industrialize our most exceptional nation in order to defeat the incumbent and win for America. 

So essentially when asked to provide helpful tips to the candidates NOT TOO COWARDLY to run for office, she immediately seizes upon the opportunity to hawk her book. You remember, the one that essentially had to be bought in bulk by Right Wing propaganda machine Newsmax, and others, in order to get anybody to read the damn thing.

And what the hell is Snowdrift Snooki even talking about when she brings up things like "the left's terrifyingly naive assault on American industry?" Is she talking about having the top 1% of the country pay their fair share of the taxes? Or perhaps she is frustrated about establishing oversight to keep corporations and banks from ripping off everyday Americans, or ushering in yet another recession due to their cavalier approach to ethical business practices? 

Personally I cannot think of an individual LESS suited to give any serious candidate for the most important political office in the country advice on ANYTHING!

Except, of course how to fake a pregnancy for temporary political gain. (Are you listening Michele Baachmann?)

Hey, perhaps the candidates would like visual reminder of how to explain "what it takes for our country to step toward energy independence.".  How did that go again? Yeah GOP, go ahead and ask advice from this giant fraud. That should really help...to get Barack Obama that second term that is!