Bristol Palin on her Hollywood career: "I just realised I was over it and I wanted to come home"

"Come on Tripp. We are going back to Wasilla, where these outfits are considered formal wear."

Courtesy of The Daily Mail:

Bristol Palin quit Hollywood and moved back home to live with her parents in Alaska. 

The 20-year-old, who has a three-year-old son Tripp, claims a confrontation with a man who launched an tirade against her mother at a Los Angeles bar was the deciding factor. 

The DWTS contestant was riding a mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch on Sunset Strip in Hollywood when she was heckled by the man last September. 

During the altercation, Bristol asked Stephen Hanks if he hated her mother, the Republican Party nominee for Vice President in the 2008 presidential election, because he was gay. 

A video of the fight went viral prompting accusations of homophobia. 

What? That was over four months ago, why would THAT be the reason for her to come back? (By the way, she has been back for a while now, so this whole thing about  just now moving back is BS.)

I wasn't really into the Hollywood thing,' she told the new issue of InTouch magazine.'And [after the altercation at Saddle Ranch] I just realised I was over it and I wanted to come home.' 

She also decided it was time to return home for the sake of her son. 

'He's going to be starting pre-school soon, so we needed to settle into a routine,' she explained. 

It is hard to believe that Bristol makes ANY decision based on what is best for Tripp. But at least he will be close to family that actually cares about him, and is not just interested in just using him as a means of making money. Whether or not he sees them of course is another matter entirely.

There are other parts of this article that don't ring true to me either. Like this:

Bristol had been living with her DWTS co-star Kyle Massey in Los Angeles after putting the Arizona home she purchased last year on the market. 

And this:

In order to support herself Bristol is back to working as a receptionist at a dermatologist's office in Anchorage where she worked before her flirtation with Hollywood. 

Really? Do we really think that Bristol is going to be content to work as a receptionist after getting a taste of Hollywood?

And of course this:

Bristol claims that Tripp's father is still absent from their lives: 'He's not using his visitation and he's not paying child support' she asserts.

That does not exactly jibe with how Mercede's wrenching Facebook post spoke of how she and her mother waited patiently for their court ordered Christmas visit from Tripp, only to be ignored for the second Christmas in a row.

However this part I believe is accurate because it reflects what I have been told by other sources in Wasilla.

And Bristol seems to be putting down deep roots in Wassilla. 

She has bought a house across the lake from her parents and is in the process of renovating it. 

'It's a huge project,' she says.' But it's going to be awesome. I'll definitely be raising Tripp there!'

Okay first let's face facts. Bristol is NOT coming home because she did not LIKE Hollywood. She is coming home because Hollywood, and reality television, did not like HER.

So now what is she going to do for a living? 


Bristol also told the magazine that her days as a motivational speaker and TV star are over. 

She is now planning on becoming an aesthetician and opening a beauty salon with her sister Willow, 17, who is starting beauty school next year. 

Bristol and Willow as beauticians?

Have they been practicing their craft for their mother's television appearances?

Perhaps picking out her wigs? Because if so that is going to be the quietest beauty shop in Wasilla.

All of us here knew that she simply did not have what it takes to make it on television, and after her mother finally packed up her political stripper pole and confessed that she had no intention of running for president, even the vaguest interest in Bristol dried up like a week old herpes sore.

So now she is coming back to Alaska, which is famous for taking in the dregs of society that cannot make it in the real world.

Damn!  Many of us Alaskans who had been hoping to change this state's reputation, were really hoping that we would finally be rid of the Palins after they made those home purchases in Arizona. But it looks like they are too untalented, ignorant, and nasty to make it anywhere else.

Alaska, taking in the world's rejects since the 1800's.