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Personally I think my blue background looks quite striking on a white cell phone.
(Yes, of course it is photoshopped. However does anybody really doubt that this is the screen that is often displayed on Palin's blackberries? And let me give a well deserved hat tip to Ric for his creativity. Thanks Ric!)
Her breasts look like they were just mammogrammed, squashed and elongated. WTF??
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought you were going to say that her boobs were uneven.....
ReplyDeleteYeah seriously. what's with her boobs? And why is her skirt pulled up so high?! This is a grown woman who cannot even dress herself. At least she wore the right size shoes this time and I don't see any white stains on her.
ReplyDeleteThe boobs are fake so what's wrong with a little photoshopping? Eye witness accounts have already attested to her obsession.
ReplyDeleteYou know she really does read here and comment. Hi Sarah! Where's Trig?
ReplyDeleteNice job on the photoshop! Can he do something about the shelf boobs and the ugly shoes too?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Sarah - python pattern peep toe pumps and red silk are NOT Presidential, more Real Hosewives of Wasilla. If you insist on continuing the extended lap dance of will she or won't she run, you need to work on the image... it is a pageant after all, just a little more demanding in the talent portion
A rill maverick who wants to be POTUS and she can't even get her falsies right. What a MORON.
ReplyDeleteSarah's fame is winding down and her blogs are disappearing fast. She's choking out her last incoherent gasps on Fox. Ironically, IM could become her favorite blog since it's not going away and might continue entertaining us with her antics. And, we all know how she yearns for publicity. Oh, bitter quitter, how sad thou art.
ReplyDeleteI get the uneasy feeling that she's aiming at me with those things....
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing youthful or flattering about that boobage. They are quite matronly looking(saggy with a point)indicating a really bad fitting bra.
ReplyDeleteAnd one last picky observation:
ReplyDeleteWashington was cold and windy last weekend.
What's with the open-toed stilletos?
Where is her coat?
Does she never carry a pocketbook in which to stash her Blackberries, lip gloss, wig glue?
And the "satin" polyester blouse looks like she was headed for a neighborhood pot-luck Christmas party -- before the War against Christmas began.
And, if one wants to wear reflective red clothing, then undergarments must be absolutely perfect, since every imperfection just glares in the spotlights.
Or why not hide under a raincoat like Willow?
What about those black jeans that looked like what the high school sophomores wear who I've seen getting on the school bus?
All of this seems superficial, but how one presents oneself in public, in different venues, speaks volumes about one's sense of self, sense of one's audience, and one's maturity. This woman --and any man -- needs to be impeccable if people are to take her seriously. This time: a big fail.
You had me at "Busted!"
ReplyDeleteThen you fessed up and now I'm bummed...
What is up with those breasts?
ReplyDeleteShe must use so much speed/meth/redbull that she has little body fat left. There goes the boobies. Then she tries to fake 'em. Not doing a good job of it wither.
To her credit, she is wearing shoes that are not too big this time, although they are still inappropriately high and styled.
Poor mentally ill woman.
it is a pageant after all, just a little more demanding in the talent portion
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lol best comment of the week!
Are you sure it is a blackberry and not a portable vibrator?
ReplyDeleteThe Heaths were Catholics before they left the church. With all the Catholic controversy about contraception, what is the Catholic Churdh's position on having your tubes tied? Is that a venial sin or a mortal sin, Sarah?
Sarah, Willow and Bristol totally busted themselves by the sudden lack of trolling while they were known to be otherwise occupied in DC, and the immediate resumption of trolling once the festivities were over.
ReplyDeleteThat said as loudly and clearly as if they signed their names to their posts who is responsible for the trolling here.
I can't believe she went out in public and had the audacity to give a speech which was televised with those boobs. Surely one of her daughters would have alerted her to the fact that she looked like a crazy ole hooker. And yes, she does look like she just had a mammogram!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like she might be wearing a corset underneath. Corsets are nice, but there's a reason you don't actually wear them anywhere, and the effect on her top is why. They are strictly "for show, not for go".
ReplyDeleteWow! If Baldy is reading the comments here on IM...then the idiot must be a masochist! Anywho...she's attempting a Rumpelstiltskin trick...
ReplyDeletebut instead of turning straw into gold...Baldy is attempting to turn her shitty speech into gold in her pocket! Fleecing the flock is HARD work for the old Grifter!
BaldyPac sent out an email begging for money! She's also trying to unload the craptastic movie "The Undefeated"!
Join Governor Palin as she leads the fight against the growing shadow of Washington! Watch her speech at CPAC and support SarahPAC today, and in honor of conservative action and activists, we are sending out complimentary signed copies of Governor Palin’s movie, The Undefeated, with donations of $100 or more. Let’s make sure Governor Palin and SarahPAC have the resources needed to restore our Conservative values in Washington this election cycle!
Sincerely,
Tim Crawford
Treasurer, SarahPAC
FYI....oh and Baldy was on Fox & Friends this morning...according to the patients at "Crazies4Palin"! I'm wondering if she's wearing the SAME clothes from Saturday...if so...she probably stinks to high heaven!
ReplyDelete5:15, you silly goose, she's proud of those store bought girls and she's not about to hide them under a coat. Coats are for when you are hiding a fake pregnancy in Alaska, inside warm buildings. Bristol probably told her, Mom your boobs look huge, and Sarah with a big grin gave her a thumbs up and said lets go do this speechy thingy. From the looks of the video with the wind blowing her store bought hair it must have been Bristol's turn to babysit Mommy.
ReplyDeleteI think I know why she nor Bristol didn't wear a coat. They want to show off. It's a way of telling everyone, 'look at us from Alaska - we are so tough'. A way to tell Washington 'elites' that their Washington winters are no match to Alaska winters and the Palin girls are SO tough, they just feel the DC winter weather is like a cool breeze.
ReplyDeleteFunny though, how Bristol wore those heavy long-sleeved hoodies in hot LA.
hey Gryphen, I though you had a real coup going there, but nice Photoshop anyways. Tease!
ReplyDeleteThe red shiny shirt is just wrong. It looks cheap. If she insists on wearing it, she really needs to be extra careful about what type of bra she wears under it. Honestly, it looks like she has fake breasts, whether they are augmented or a padded bra is any ones guess. Unflattering.
ReplyDeleteThe shoes are fine, but if you're going to wear snake skin shoes, then you MUST wear a conservative color and texture outfit. IMO, if she had worn a dark un-shiny top with the shoes, she would have looked fine. As it is, the red shiny top with the high heel shoes looked cheap. Only one sexy piece at a time Sarah. It's the rules especially when you're almost 50.
On another note, why was she always photographed wearing a jacket before- even when not pregnant (eye roll), but now when a jacket would be very appropriate, she doesn't wear one? I don't know why I am trying to figure this hot mess out.
ReplyDelete@5:36 They are in NY. Sarah's in the fox studio. She was on fox and friends this morning
ReplyDeleteA little off topic, but is anyone else noticing that Palin seems hellbent putting out any remaining enthusiasm GOP voters might have left for the upcoming election? She actually said this on Greta:
ReplyDelete"None of the (GOP) candidates have articulated yet those things that are really resonating with us to convince us that they are the freedom-loving, pro-free market, pro-American traditions that built this country."
Let me translate the grammatically-challenged Palin-speak above: she just told Fox viewers, i.e., the Republican base, that none of their candidates have proved they love freedom, free markets, and pro-American traditions.
Um...is there any past record of prominent people in either political party ever getting on national TV and informing their respective bases that none of their party's candidates stand for what their party stands for?
Wouldn't it be hilarious if years down the road, secret memos were uncovered that showed she was on the Democratic Party's payroll???
Here's Baldy on the "couch" at Fox and Friends! I haven't watched it yet except the first few seconds and I'm already laughing! They asked her about "Milt"and what he said about her earlier and the look on her face! The Wonky eye starting spinning like "Mad Eye Moody"s!! LOL!!
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Gryph --
ReplyDeleteGrifterPAC just sent out another plea for cash!
http://conservatives4palin.com/2012/02/open-thread-216.html
Sara said...
ReplyDeleteAnd here I thought you were going to say that her boobs were uneven.....
This is what is known elsewhere as a titscrepancy.
h/t to TLo
Except that a huge majority of the people of this county AGREE with President Obama. As far as our founders 'fighting and dying' for the ability to control women's wombs is a crock:
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin Calls President Obama’s Contraceptive Mandate An ‘Un-American Act’
“Barack Obama needs to rethink what he has just done to the people of America,” Palin continued. Because we are rising up on this one, we’re not going to back off and say, ‘Okay, it is all right that such a violation of conscience. Such a violation of those things that our founders fought and died for, we’re going sit back and let it happen to us.’ Not this time!”
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palin-calls-president-obamas-contraceptive-mandate-an-un-american-act/
Jon Stewart Destroys Fox’s Liz Trotta Over Comments On Military Women Who Are ‘Raped Too Much’
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Great review of Game Change
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First, like many, my attention has been focused on Julianne Moore, the superb actress who portrays Palin. Moore gives an exquisitely nuanced and finely calibrated performance as the former governor of Alaska. She will get an Emmy for this, and it will be totally deserved. It is impossible not to get drawn into her depiction of Palin -- and to wonder where calculating stops and crazy begins.
Soon enough this blog may be the only attention she gets. How perfect is that?
ReplyDeleteThat's hysterical. Great job Rick.
ReplyDeleteHaha! In fact, she alters her actions, word salads, and appearance in response to posts on your blog.
ReplyDeleteThat is why I sometimes hesitate to comment on her many shortcomings - it is fun, but it sometimes gives her a clue that she would ordinarily not have.
Don't you know the video techs at FOX laugh their heads off when they view her latest gaffs? But with a grin, they post whatever material she gives them. They aren't on the phone, giving her free coaching on how to not look like such a lunatic.
Then again, maybe they are. She had two months of intensive instruction during 2008 by the best image makers in the business and learned nothing.
I think it would be fun to imagine if the male candidates dressed the way Sarah does. No, not cross dressing!!
ReplyDeleteImagine Mitt wearing skin tight jeans and lots of gold chains. He could carry his electronic devices like status symbols. He could get a pair of those status symbol sneakers and maybe have his underwear showing rap style. Ok, now dress up Santorum that way. Maybe for Santorum he could dress like a flashy televangelist with a white vest and suit and bouffant hair. They could both go for the tanning salon look. Lets not forget the flashy cross or star of David. They could get flag wristbands and jesus belt buckles. Or maybe a Las Vegas Elvis would be the way to go. The funny thing is that women would laugh their heads off at men dressed like that but men are susceptible to this manipulation by someone dressing like Sarah. Sarah must be the most cynical person in the world that she uses this ploy to gain power.
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ReplyDeleteSarah's fame is winding down and her blogs are disappearing fast. She's choking out her last incoherent gasps on Fox.
4:48 AM
Its okay Sarah, go towards the light....
Princess was on Fox and Friends this morning.
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http://video.foxnews.com/v/145...
@5:36 - I agree with you. And what's especially revealing is that you can tell it's them, based on their FB rants and limited use of the English language plus "childish" memes (e.g., "immature," "jealous h8rz"). I'm not even a forensic linguist, and the similarities are glaringly obvious. But you have to understand: they have NO education. So to them, their "fairy tale troll comments" seem "normal." They are most likely paid by SarahPAC to do this, too. Very sad waste of young lives. But hey, they would probably fail at college, like their parents before them.
ReplyDeletePart two of Baldy's appearance on Fox and Friends....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-friends/index.html#/v/1453595269001/did-obama-keep-his-word-on-the-budget/?playlist_id=164445
Please compare that photo of big busty Sarah to the photos of Sarah taken while she claimed that she was breast feeding Trig. After Trig arrived on the scene, Sarah claimed to be pumping. As a much-photographed governor, surely there is one photo that shows a lactating governor with bigger breasts, just before pumping. No, there isn't.
ReplyDeleteIs that the same woman who said that she was going to put on her best pushup bra when she was going to a Wasilla city council meeting because she wanted to get her way. What did Sarah want from CPAC to warrant THAT bra?
ReplyDeleteSarah's personal style choices are just the most obvious indicator of her inner lack of substance, combined with her over-reaching, greed and fraudulent posturing.
ReplyDeleteFlashy materials: shiny! python! rhinestones!
Flashy styling: skirts short and tight, shoes high and peep toe
Flashy colors: red, black, silver
Extreme hair: too high, too curled, trashy up-do, dirty and flat, multi-colored, wild variations
Inappropriate: (besides the style, materials and fit) incorrect for the occasion (Belmont!), the weather, and propriety (undergarments)
She uses her appearance in the same way she trash-talks: to distract from the lack of substance, to dazzle and fizz while fooling us...
She's not a young, sexy rockstar babe! And she's certainly not a professional public servant, "pundint" with qualifying achievements
She hustled Wasilla, she hustled Alaska, she hustled McCain's campaign staff who vetted her, she hustled the Republicans and Tea Partiers, and she's hustling her sagging ass off right now.
Only those who LIKE how she dresses and trash-talks, who benefit from it or who are validated by it - will be her fan base now.
She's over-exposed, which means the more people learn about her the more supporters she loses.
And after the Game Change movie, that just accelerates.
Sucks to be Sarah. What's left for attention? Pole dancing at the convention?
She's so deluded she thinks she can do a little pageant-walking and speechifying for the talent portion, and win the nomination.
Humiliation is headed her way.
Sarah was on Greta last night, supposed to be on again tonight and was on Fox and Friends this morning? Mr. Ailes is trying to squeeze every ounce of talent out of that girl. She must have irked him big time for him to demand her to be at work more than once a month.
ReplyDeleteAilsa, you have given the English language a new word: TITSCREPANCY!
ReplyDeleteHey, yer right up there with that rill Murikan from Meth-su Valley now.
BTW, you'll be receiving a bill for my new keyboard that is now tea-soaked. Thanks a bunch! -:)
I see she left off the Dixie cups on Fox this morning.
ReplyDeleteSarah and Bristol were showing off the bodies they've been locked away in the Alaska compound working so hard on - all the laxative abuse, binging and purging, uppers and Red Bull paid off, so why hide the results under a coat?
ReplyDeleteTricked out in bright colors, clothes cut high and tight, teetering around on high platform heels, wandering the sidewalk looking for more photo ops.
The big reveal!
Don't you see, that's all that matters: how they look when the spotlight swings back to them!
I used to worry about Sarah learning from comments here, adjusting her style.
ReplyDeleteBut I realized that assumes she could accept feedback, and then actually make use of it.
She's too mentally unstable and/or self-medicated to respond in any meaningful way.
And she's got this fabulous defense mechanism: we're just jealous haters anyway.
It's the perfect pastime: we get to point out how trashy, cheap, nasty fashion and style error KNOWING she's too stupid and whacked to benefit!
How much fun is that?
The black skirt looks like it is a suit skirt. But she didn't wear the jacket. Most one-piece skirts have bands around the waist, or are made heavy around the waist for covering up bulky blouses that will be tucked into.
ReplyDeleteJust wearing a tight suit skirt that zips up in the back looks tacky and a silk top tucked down inside it will keep slipping out. Not a comfortable look at all.
My free advice to the Palin.
The shoes on her Fox and Friends interview: Gawdawful. Can she even walk with those huge things attached to her feel?
ReplyDeleteThe wig: I had an intense urge to beam myself into the studio, sneak up from behind the couch and grab that sucker off her head!
So, answer the question, Sarah, is Mitt Romney CONSERVATIVE ENOUGH for you? I didn't hear a yes or no from you. They asked you twice, nitwit.
In the on the couch video, where the heck did her boobies go? And that BIG helmet hair..hahaha..she looks like a Tootsie Roll Pop.
ReplyDeletestrange, her girls go way to the side like a roll.
ReplyDeleteJust watched the Fox and Friends interviews. Palin has on the most ridiculous shoes. I think they were the ones Bristol was wearing when they came out of the restaurant.
ReplyDeleteShe was very condescending about Romney - I hope he goes after her. In the second part of the interview, Gretchen corrects her around the 3.20 mark and you should see the expression on Palin's face.
Also too, she mispronounced "naiveté" twice.
Just a though, I wonder if the trolls are being paid by SarahPac as consultants.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the jugs? For real, what is with the jugs?!?
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteOne of the best examples of the "girls" was when she was in Iowa this summer. She wore that ridiculous t-shirt (looked like it was Piper's). Zero breasts. Especially when she's posing for a side photo-op. Then, at the speaking gig the big girls are out in the cream sweater. You know some of the same people saw her in both venues as I think they were only a couple of days apart. She really doesn't think people notice these things.
ReplyDeleteSightings: Palin stops by salon
ReplyDeleteBefore wowing crowds at CPAC Saturday, we're told that former GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin ducked her head into see stylist Sang Alavi at Sang in Woodley Park, part of the La Bella Vita Salon at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel.
The hairdresser spruced up the former Alaska governor's tresses and the two gabbed for awhile, with Alavi even inviting Palin to try her food truck, Sang on Wheels, which serves Lao and Asian fusion cuisine, the next time the pol was in town. Palin chatted about how her daughter, Willow, wants to be a hairdresser, and how she wanted to look good for the cameras at CPAC. "I told her that she looked really sexy," Alavi laughed.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/yeas-and-nays/2012/02/sightings-palin-stops-salon-clinton-dines-ardeobardeo/272931
"Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods"
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Funny comments 7:08 and 7:10.
ReplyDelete6:33: Yeah, can we all just imagine that "our founders fought and died for" . . . . their 'God-given right' to deny women the freedom to use contraceptive devices??? The delusion is so mind-boggling and so deep that we need hip boots just to wade through the words describing it.
Admittedly, it appears as though Sarah and Todd practically 'fought and died for' the 'right' to prevent their three oldest children from using contraceptive devices, but that is another story altogether. Or is it? Perhaps the pretense that the denial of contraception is something sacred helps the fundies to more easily deal with their profound illegitimacy issues.
You can people out of a trashy environment, but you cannot take the trashy environment out of them - particularly if they love it.
ReplyDeleteSarah seems to lack self-awareness, curiosity and a desire to better herself.
She has ambition but no substance within which she needs in order to achieve goals. It is not enough to want something, you have to work towards it by improving yourself and your talents.
All that money and opportunity - totally wasted. All that beauty, fading.
Too dumb to select good advisers, too egotistic to pay stylists, too lazy to take private lessons to shore up her lack of knowledge on everything from basic decorum, how to use your voice effectively, makeup, policy, history - you name it, she needs it but refuses to acknowledge it.
She is a walking, talking lesson on what not to do with your life. She has an unhappy husband and kids. She is unhappy. How sad, how very, very sad because she has always had it in her own power to make herself better.
Jeeeeze louise --
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking lying cow she is:
http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/201202150005
Palin was also with Marth McCallum and will be on with Eric Bolling for his final show today. In every interview that she does she says the very same thing over and over. She has nothing new to add ever. She even used that lame line about she doesn't put much stock in polls, as they are for cross country skiing and strippers. Is she so idiotic that she doesn't know the difference between a pole and a poll??? It is always that same ole common sense, conservative BS. Why the people that interview can talk to her without busing out laughing is unreal.
ReplyDeleteWhy is she spending the whole day at FOX news and why is she still in New York? Hard to believe that FOX would continue to put her on the air when she just spews the same BS.
Sarah Palin Calls President Obama’s Contraceptive Mandate An ‘Un-American Act’
ReplyDeleteAppearing on On The Record with Greta Van Susteren Tuesday night, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin strongly lambasted President Obama‘s plan to make religious employers offer contraception coverage in their health insurance plans, calling it an “un-American act.”
“Welcome to government-mandated health care!” Palin snarked. “Very poor politics they would choose such a battle. One, to pick a fight with faith-filled Americans. You know, we will fight — as the father had said earlier on the Hannity show — we’ll fight to the death for our freedom of religion and for the rights that are protected by our United States Constitution. This is an un-American act of our president. Anything that would so blatantly violate an amendment within the United States Constitution is un-American.“
“Barack Obama needs to rethink what he has just done to the people of America,” Palin continued. Because we are rising up on this one, we’re not going to back off and say, ‘Okay, it is all right that such a violation of conscience. Such a violation of those things that our founders fought and died for, we’re going sit back and let it happen to us.’ Not this time!”
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palin-calls-president-obamas-contraceptive-mandate-an-un-american-act/
I think that Ailes is running Sarah through a type of casting call. You know, see how she presents herself as a real commentator on Fox. Extend the contract or not.
ReplyDeleteEven the Fox and Friends bunch looks flummoxed at her word salad responses. She has obviously been hitting the books. New vocabulary, new dog whistles.
"Titscrepancy." It's already in the Urban Dictionary, and it's perfect for the red satin log roll.
ReplyDeletesilly woman, most people lighten their hair around the face and not the other way around. Who the h3 ll does this...oh scrazy. There she goes with baseball again. idiot. I wonder if the fox friends just want to barf or laugh!!! (in those videos)
ReplyDelete"throw those people out..." mccarthy? communism? oh bra- a ther!!
ReplyDeleteMitt Romney Challenges Sarah Palin's Claim That He's Not Conservative Enough
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/15/mitt-romney-sarah-palin-conservatism_n_1279022.html#comments
The Republicans don't have anything. Look at the Clown Parade. None of them do well against Obama. None of them have any kind of positive platform. Their only hope is to bash the President. The person who is best at that kind of thing is Sarah Palin. She is the mean girl from high school. She is nasty and she has sharp teeth. Most of all, it's personal. She lost to Obama in 2008.
ReplyDelete@8:33 The reason that Palin is all over Fox, telling the same lies over and over is easy-- if you tell the lie often enough, people tend to believe it. The secondary effect of Sarah's multiple appearances is to rally the base of the Republican party which is unhappy with their candidates. Sarah was brought in to juice up the McCain campaign four years ago, and she is back for the same purpose, to provide that same energy-- hate.
Not sure if these will come through, but they're from the "Willow" twitter account:
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https://twitter.com/#!/WillowPalinAK/status/169621322677223426
https://twitter.com/#!/WillowPalinAK/status/169586976079622144
STUPID sarah's word of the day is: 'naiveté' pronounced naiveTAY. God she is dumb.
ReplyDeleteI didn't make it all the way through, but those FOX appearances worry me a lot. Something is up with Palin. She seems way too pumped up. She was licking her lips and squinting her eyes and doing her weird aggressive clenching/jutting her jaw thing, all things she seems to do when she is really relishing getting out there and spewing venom.
ReplyDeleteShe was clearly loving being on those shows and looks energized in a way I haven't seen her in a long time. I am afraid something is going on behind the scenes and someone powerful is telling her she's still relevant. She doesn't seem like someone who is worried about her past catching up with her, which gives me pause. I really hope I am wrong and she is just deluding herself, but I don't think she's that good an actress. She's seems just like she did when she was McCain's snarling attack dog.
Sarah said today that President Obama "is not fit" to hold the office. Project much? Hahahaha!! SO funny. And pathetic. She's not fit for ANYTHING I can see. Not motherhoood, not Governing, and definitely not decorating! She can't even dress herself. Crawl back into your Wasilla hole, Sarah. And wait for Julianne Moore to brilliantly show your stank and mental incompetence on March 10! HBO, all. May want to practice that fetal position, wannabe celebrity.
ReplyDeletePresident OBAMA is SO far above these pathetic Teabaggers. Let's give him a LANDSLIDE!!!
I don't usually comment on Palin's attire, but this outfit takes the prize. Smart women wear stockings in the winter; they wear jackets and coats in cold weather; they wear closed shoes. They do not wear shiny blouses as cold=erect nipples. Which proves that whatever Palin has going on under her blouse, it isn't real. I recently saw the pictures of Sarah in Hawaii where she was wearing a tee shirt and shorts to the beach. She was as flat as a washboard and had cellulite galore. Her hair looked fried but she was still carrying her ever-present Crackberry.
ReplyDeleteI salute whomever was able to get her into semi-shape for her public appearances. It must not have been easy.
Palin chatted about how her daughter, Willow, wants to be a hairdresser......
ReplyDelete??????????
Sarah what about Brisket? Wasn't she the one who announced that she wanted to go to the world's famous Wasilla Cosmetology University and give $9 haircuts to the AIP?
I guess that's another Brisket pipe dream that failed and went away like her abstinence motivational speeches.
Now "The Chin" wants to return to hawking her "I got fucked in a canvas tent" book and film it with a staged photo op to get back to her first love, reality tv!
Totally lacking anything good, honest or sensitive and self-aware. She's a wreck but doesn't know it, nor can she dress herself like a mature adult. Why this inbred yahoo is given any stage, any forum to spout her stupidity is ridiculous. This ignoramus has nothing positive, edifying, or intelligent to offer. Also, too, dressing herself appears to be difficult for this pea-brained moron. Is it too much to ask for a well-dressed, complimentary outfit and shoes? The brassiere seems to be on its own schedule and looks like two mini torpedoes about to crash. What is with this dolt anyway? She needs to just go away and be left alone to her own pathetic devices. Just go...Shoo now...Buh-by.
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ReplyDeleteSarah Palin Calls President Obama’s Contraceptive Mandate An ‘Un-American Act’
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palin-calls-president-obamas-contraceptive-mandate-an-un-american-act/
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Who is "Un-American"? Why Baldy herself! Lets not forget the 2008 welcoming video she made for the AIP and then tried to get Steve Schmidt to LIE!
Sarah Palin gives welcome speech to Alaskan Independence Party in 2008
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ReplyDeleteSarah and Bristol were showing off the bodies they've been locked away in the Alaska compound working so hard on - all the laxative abuse, binging and purging, uppers and Red Bull paid off, so why hide the results under a coat?
Tricked out in bright colors, clothes cut high and tight, teetering around on high platform heels, wandering the sidewalk looking for more photo ops.
The big reveal!
Don't you see, that's all that matters: how they look when the spotlight swings back to them!
7:28 AM
Sarah and Bristol were showing off the bodies they've been locked away in the Alaska compound working so hard on....
The problem is that their heads and face are too big! Same problem with Willow!
So they have to distract folks from that oddness by wearing big hair!
Sarah Palin's head to neck and body ratio is like looking at a bobble head doll. Sarah's head and neck also looks like a rotten old candy apple on a stick! Just doesn't look right.
Bristol had to add an extra 12 inches to her face to try to balance it.
I'm willing to bet Willow will do something drastic after she gives birth.
I guess Willow was showing off her "wants to be a hairdresser" skills last weekend, on herself.
ReplyDeleteI think Ailes is trying to get some last gasps (literally) out of the grifter before Game Change comes out on HBO
" Eye witness accounts have already attested to her obsession."
ReplyDeleteWhere? Who? Credence?
So there you have it, clear as water, obvious as the freaky bra fiasco, she underwent massive plastic surgery during those months holed up away from cameras except for the studio feed.
ReplyDeleteHer eyes are shaped different, the rictus lines appear plumped up by means other than simple botox, etc.
Yep, the grisly momma was putting herself back together for this is the last year for her, once POTUS is re-elected she'll be done once and for all, she has taken advantage of the BASE's hatred and rabid foaming of the mouth at the fact that a black man won 2008.
It's frightening to think how much hotter that fire of racial hate will get on 2013, that said, this fraud will undoubtlely be exposed by then, and the effects of any work done to her pysique won't last as long on her as on any other woman, her noxious personality, black ugly soul will always trump cosmetic fixes.
Anon 5:13, maybe she didn't need one. WHy do you care? Why are you nosy by nature? You may want to seek answers to make a better life for yourself. Happy people don't think that way. They accept.
ReplyDeleteHer fake boobs look horrible! What is wrong w/the woman??? Over the past few years we have gone from totally flat chested, the next being high up there and in your face, and then saggy but pointy! Sarah needs help in dressing and learning how to be consistent in her appearance at least. What an idiot and fraud!
ReplyDeleteGina, she sure had a quick, precise answer to the Mitt question huh?
ReplyDelete"She is a walking, talking lesson on what not to do with your life. She has an unhappy husband and kids. She is unhappy. How sad, how very, very sad because she has always had it in her own power to make herself better."
ReplyDeleteNice projection. Now I suggest you seek therapy due to your obvious unhappiness.
"Sarah what about Brisket? Wasn't she the one who announced that she wanted to go to the world's famous Wasilla Cosmetology University and give $9 haircuts to the AIP?"
ReplyDeleteUm, do you read? Bristol has only mentioned possibly working her way up at work and becoming an anestitician. (I know I spelled that wrong). There is only ONE account from them on this topic. If you're referencing some garish hollywood site, you got suckered again.
Those fake twitter accounts are scarier than people who come here and pretend to know the family. ie MeAgain, Wendy, Mediainsider
ReplyDeleteThe trolls are back, asking for proof! Hey trolls-- where's Trig's birth certificate?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the IM obsession remark was about Sarah having it open on her blackberry (or was it a laptop) in first class before an airplane took off.
Sarah, (since I know you read here obsessively), while you're in New York, head over to Bloomingdales, Barney's, Saks, or even Macy's, meet with a personal shopper, and buy yourself a few classic age appropriate tailored suits...one red, one black, one navy, and one charcoal. Then, get yourself some simple shells to put under them, and a bra for your REAL CUP SIZE. Next, ditch Bristol's 6 inch hooker stilletos and buy some 3 inch pumps and boots, NO OPEN TOES OR SLINGBACKS.
ReplyDeleteFinally head over to a real celebrity salon, here are a few:
http://manhattan.about.com/od/healthbeautyfitness/tp/celebrityhair.htm Get that mop properly cut and colored.
You look like Susan Lucci's less attractive older sister sitting there on that couch with the thigh high tight skirt.
Don't worry, you can charge it to the PAC.
Lastly, can somebody please get that woman a fucking sandwich? Sarah, older women actually look younger if they don't try to emulate the Skeletor look.
Sarah on Fox said that POLLS are for cross country skiers and strippers. She forgot that POLES are for SARAH who likes to ride GLEN RICE.
ReplyDeleteSarah said today that President Obama "is not fit" to hold the office.
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Orly Taitz to Sarah:
Dahling! Come get you tinfoil hat!
10:47.. What is she a psycho-therapist telling us all how the think or write.
ReplyDeleteTell Palin. She needs your help. She is so full of hate she practically spits like a spitting cobra.
@6:15, are you saying that the trolling didn't stop here during the DC festivities and resume when they were over? Because it was quite obvious that they did.
ReplyDeleteWherever Sarah Palin is now is irrelevant to the trolling situation over the weekend.
Also too, she mispronounced "naiveté" twice.
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Oh man, I might have to suffer through it JUST for that.
Awesome.
(Um, Sarah? Who's your daddy? We thought he was supposed to be a teacher...what gives?)
WTF with her wig? She should fire Bristol. Lego helmet hair!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/tv/sarah-palin-calls-president-obamas-contraceptive-mandate-an-un-american-act/
@ 10:47 A.M. Since you Palins are so 'HAPPY', 'ACCEPT' the fact that MARRIAGE should happen before PREGNANCY, and PREGNANCY should happen after 18. You wanted Celebrity now you have to ACCEPT what comes with it. Sarah tries to tell others how to live but can't get her own life in order. GRIFTING AIN'T EASY. Shailey's Book is coming out soon, get ready for more PUBLICITY about your PIMP DADDY and your LYING MOTHER. Fetal Position is coming soon.
ReplyDelete"Seriously, Sarah - python pattern peep toe pumps and red silk are NOT Presidential, more Real Hosewives of Wasilla," said Anon 4:43 a.m.
ReplyDeleteNow if $P actually were a housewife...
It appears that the "um" troll is back in town.
ReplyDeleteGirl, you really should learn how to spell aesthetician before you attempt to become one.
From the Bots website --- Palin evidently only brought a couple of changes of clothes. No class whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteexodus2011 16 minutes ago
http://www.facebook.com/photo....
great photo of Eric and Gov Palin taken today at FOX
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ReplyDeleteNot sure if these will come through, but they're from the "Willow" twitter account:
9:22 AM
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Hmm, in that first photo those were some cute little St. Alban's-type preppie boys that Bristol and Willow were hanging out with. Doubt any of those bluebloods would find a couple of Palin wenches to be acceptable marriage material, but a roll in the hay probably wouldn't be out of the question! Prep boys generally love to party.
THIS is what a class act wears in public in winter. The coat (from Hobbs) that Kate wore sold out quickly after pictures of her were published. Underneath, she wore a black turtleneck dress. Simple, elegant and appropriate. Notice the hosiery and shoes.
ReplyDelete"Happy people don't think that way. They accept."
ReplyDeleteThe way that Sarah Palin accepted that the majority of the American people didn't want her to be their VP? And so she went home and gracefully accepted her place as governor of the state, and fulfilled that job as she had promised to do? Are you talking about THAT kind of acceptance?
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThose fake twitter accounts are scarier than people who come here and pretend to know the family. ie MeAgain, Wendy, Mediainsider
10:58 AM
I see what you did there, $hill.
Getting busted on your bullshit is what happens when you're late to the party.
Remember when her ass shifted? There is a lot of shit going on under her costumes.
ReplyDeleteDirty wigs shifting, tiny boobs shifting, flat ass shifting and wonky eye shifting.
That woman likes her skanky shoes.
ReplyDeleteLove the graphic, art imitatin life. Everytime Mme. Baldy's boobs become the topic, I'm always reminded of the Will and Grace Waterbra episode (it's one of my favorites, a little long, but worth the laughs)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjgnyYDLE30
Poor Mme. Baldy, ever since she trotted out the "Belmont Babes", she's always felt the need to cover up because people kept mentioning the size of her boobs, which were five times the size of the same boobs when breast feeding Trig.
Gawd, get a look at that hand holding the phone! Looks like an albino lobster claw in drawn butter, no wonder she's always got a clenched fist or is waving her hands sporatically to the cadence of her disjointed word salad.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDelete"Sarah what about Brisket? Wasn't she the one who announced that she wanted to go to the world's famous Wasilla Cosmetology University and give $9 haircuts to the AIP?"
Um, do you read? Bristol has only mentioned possibly working her way up at work and becoming an anestitician. (I know I spelled that wrong). There is only ONE account from them on this topic. If you're referencing some garish hollywood site, you got suckered again.
10:55 AM
Ummm do you read? Bristol said she has given up trying to be a reality star and has returned to Wasilla and wants to cut hair. She said she wants to do make up in Hollywood.
Something happened that she wanted to be filmed with a crowd at her Re Grand Opening book signing. Bristol is still gasping for reality air. She said she is finished but she is silently pursuing it.
By the way "anestitician" is spelled "asstician"! Bristol wants that Kim Kardashian bodunkadunk..... Bristol knows that most men wants a a woman with some junk in the trunk. Men don't want that 7th grade boy's ass Sarah Palin is sporting unless they are doing time in prison.
Sarah is only a Alaskan transplant in name only. Real Alaskan men want a woman with some meat and curves on them so they can keep warm at night. In cold Alaska it is about comfort and economics.
Real Alaskan men are not into the BOY GEORGE Sarah Palin look!