Monday, March 19, 2012

Going all in as her mother's surrogate, Bristol Palin bemoans the fact that the President has not called her like he did Sandra Fluke. Yes, you read that right.

The evolution of Bristol
Courtesy of Bristol Palin's Nancy French's blog:

 Dear President Obama, 

You don’t know my telephone number, but I hope your staff is busy trying to find it. Ever since you called Sandra Fluke after Rush Limbaugh called her a slut, I figured I might be next. You explained to reporters you called her because you were thinking of your two daughters, Malia and Sasha. After all, you didn’t want them to think it was okay for men to treat them that way: 

“One of the things I want them to do as they get older is engage in issues they care about, even ones I may not agree with them on,” you said. “I want them to be able to speak their mind in a civil and thoughtful way. And I don’t want them attacked or called horrible names because they’re being good citizens.” 

And I totally agree your kids should be able to speak their minds and engage the culture. I look forward to seeing what good things Malia and Sasha end up doing with their lives. 

But here’s why I’m a little surprised my phone hasn’t rung. Your $1,000,000 donor Bill Maher has said reprehensible things about my family. He’s made fun of my brother because of his Down’s Syndrome. He’s said I was “f—-d so hard a baby fell out.” (In a classy move, he did this while his producers put up the cover of my book, which tells about the forgiveness and redemption I’ve found in God after my past – very public — mistakes.)

The post goes not from there desperately trying to shame the President, who by the way has NO control over the SuperPAC that received Bill Maher's money, to give the money back. And then, since she is her mother's daughter, ending with THIS dig.


I’m not expecting your SuperPAC to return the money. You’re going to need every dime to hang on to your presidency. I’m not even really expecting a call. But would it be too much to expect a little consistency? After all, you’re President of all Americans, not just the liberals.

Now its time for a little reality check, or as the Palins call it "makin' stuff up."

First the President CANNOT give back the money that Maher donated to this SuperPAC. The money is spent by people who support him, but it is not money that he or his campaign have any access to.

Second, if during the 2008 campaign President Obama, then Senator Obama, had NOT told the press that "kids were off limits" there is a very strong chance they would have followed up on the Trig birth story, discovered the secret you are still trying to keep hidden, and embarrassed the McCain campaign into flying your whole family back to Alaska and pushing you out over Lake Lucille hopefully to never see any of you again. (Which by the way is something I still think many of the staff wish they could have done.)

Third the President called Sandra Fluke because she was a private citizen speaking about women's health, NOT about her or anybody else's sex life, and she was attacked in a very coordinated, and purposefully disgusting, effort by the Right Wing attack machine. YOU were dragged into the public spotlight by your fame whore of a mother, and became fodder for comedians the world over.

And fourth I know that you and your mother desperately want to be like me, by starting blogs and stating facts that inform and sway public opinion, but you will never be like me because I write MY OWN materiel. I don't require the help of a ghostwriter to put my thoughts in some coherent order or help me spell those difficult two syllable words.

What is more, when I helped Sadie with her blog, that was all her writing! She did not have to write what her controlling mother forced her to write, or put forward a political agenda in order to earn the right to stay in the family fold. No she wrote what she wanted to write, and I helped by editing it a little while always maintaining HER authentic voice.

Oh and while we are on the subject, NOBODY is fooled into believing that "ShePAC"  (Whose video is prominently displayed on this latest post) is not simply a renaming of the now barely supported "SarahPAC." We picked up on that almost immediately, just like we knew that when Blackwater changed its name to Xe Services, and then later to "Academi, it was still the same trigger happy group of thugs that randomly killed Iraqis and ran over civilians without a second thought. Different name, same crap product.

Here is what I find quite entertaining about all of this. Sarah Palin was revealed to be a duplicitous, back stabbing, fame whore by the Alaskan bloggers. In retaliation she hired C4P blogger Rebecca Mansour to help her fight fire with fire, which materialized as notes on her Facebook page and ghostwritten tweets.

Now that fewer and fewer people are paying attention to her rantings on Facebook she recruits her now malleable daughter (Humbled and easily manipulated since her book and reality show career are currently on life support) into becoming the public face for a new blog written by Nancy French in which the Grizzled Mama can now attack the President and her critics with impunity, while staying in the shadows.

So essentially Palin has become SO obsessed with the blogs that she is now pushing family members into getting online and fighting for the Palin cause as well.

One has to wonder how much longer it will be before we see "Willow's Wailings" where the wild child head bangs a post out in her Wasilla bedroom to be edited later by Randy Scheunemann?  Or before we are subjected to "Todd's Totally True Tidbits" typed out by poking the keyboard with his tiny two toned penis and then edited by Meg Stapletongue? My only hope is that they spare Trig from the same fate, though I imagine in HIS case he could probably manage to write his own material.

Let's be honest for a minute, there is now NO doubt that the bloggers live rent free in the Palin family's empty little noggins 24/7, and that they are now DESPERATELY trying to out perform us at our own game. Which just makes the fact that they cannot even do THAT without substantial support from more intelligent people all the more sad and pathetic.

P.S. The above post was written by Gryphen, and ONLY by Gryphen, with no help whatsoever except from a strong cup of coffee and his lucky blogging pajama bottoms.

I'm just saying.

463 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:00 AM

    Are we going to be subjected to Bristol running for office somewhere now?

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    1. Anonymous7:11 AM

      It would be hard for Brisket to run for office when she moves from state to state every 4 months.

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    2. Anonymous7:25 AM

      (gasp) Only your pajama bottoms!!!!! You just might be an object of porn according to Ricky S and his reichwing extremist so-called christians!
      As for Ol' Brisket, well honey here is how life works.......when ya screw around with whomever is available out in tents at parties at age 15 you get kind of a reputation as being a slut. And THEN when you turn up at age 17 with a very public pregnancy ( your second) it kind of instills that in many people's view of you....then when you continue to live with a different guy every 6 months WITH one of your children present...well....what do YOU really expect people to think about you.
      I always told my children that their own actions through life would shape people's views of them and it is up to them to live and be perceived as how they want to be perceived. Brisket is perceived by how SHE has CHOSEN to live her life as the same as myself, my children, and even batshitcrazy Sarah.
      But get over it Brisket, the President isn't gonna call your mama, he is a happily married man, just tell Sarah she'll have to go out and find it somewhere else if her husband Tawd can't perform without having to pay for it.
      PS if you have truly found God, I would suggest you start attending some kind of services, begging the forgiveness for the relationship you have destroyed for your son with his father. Then I would repent and ask Levi directly to forgive you and let Tripp see his father ( if Levi is really his father) and then I would publically acknowledge your firstborn, Trig deserves to know the truth, as all adopted children do.

      Little Rabbit

      PS But after all the hate your mother has spewed at President Obama, I think SHE is the one that needs to atone for her actions and put forward a public apology.

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    3. Just when you thought they couldn't become any sleazier/tackier...........

      In this aspect, they never disappoint, do they?

      We're trembling with anticipation, awaiting their next hilarious fuckup.

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    4. Anonymous7:39 AM

      ANON at 8:00
      Sorry I goofed and my stand alone post ended up as a reply to yours even if I didn't mean it to.

      Little Rabbit

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    5. Anonymous7:40 AM

      Anon, how's that amateur career in fiction writing working for you?

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    6. Anonymous7:44 AM

      "Brisket is perceived by how SHE has CHOSEN to live her life"

      Do tell, knower-of-all-things, how you know the above are true. Good luck answering that, as none of it is.

      For your fictional response, please fabricate the following lies for other haters to jerkoff to, as it seems that's the only pleasure some people get from life:
      -the lie about Bristol living with men
      -the lie about her being easy
      -the lie about her being lazy
      -the lie about her having multiple kids

      You can't prove what doesn't exist of isn't true. 3rd grade logic

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    7. Um...here's another creepy picture of Baldy, Wallow and Two-toned Toad...this is from the NASCAR race....why does the Toad look so CREEPY??

      https://twitter.com/#!/mw55/status/181566764046495745

      And the following picture has Baldy wearing her necklace from the Wilma Flintstone Jewelery collection...

      https://twitter.com/#!/AllWaltrip/status/181480689261223937

      And Baldy is looking extremely unhealthy! Is a sidewalk in her future???

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    8. Another scary picture of Baldy from the Women's Conference....

      http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss345/tamalpass/PalinTwo.png

      If that ain't the ugliest jacket!! And that WIG! It's dirty and raggedy and you can see how far back it's sitting on that big ass head of hers! The woman is a nasty mess!

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    9. Anonymous8:17 AM

      http://i.huffpost.com/gen/246195/BRISTOL-PALIN-PRESIDENT.jpg

      Faux has already breathlessly reported that Bristol has not yet ruled out running for president. Oh my, how low can they go?

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    10. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:44 AM

      For your fictional response, please fabricate the following lies for other haters to jerkoff to, as it seems that's the only pleasure some people get from life:
      -the lie about Bristol living with men
      -the lie about her being easy
      -the lie about her being lazy
      -the lie about her having multiple kids

      You can't prove what doesn't exist of isn't true. 3rd grade logic

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      I don't know about that troll....RAM...remember her...she had a few things to say about ole Beefy...per The Daily Caller..

      "But by far the most incendiary messages are about Palin’s daughter Bristol. Sent in the aftermath of Bristol announcing to Us Weekly she was planning to marry Levi Johnston, Mansour wrote, “I wish they were the Cleavers too. But it’s life.”

      “Two words: Patti Davis. Okay three more: Ron Reagan Junior. Two more: Billy Carter. Doesn’t your family have one?” Mansour said.

      “She will hold her at arm’s length. Even Thatcher was never able to disown her screw up son Mark. It’s a Mom thing,” Mansour wrote.

      Other messages, including several TheDC has chosen not to publish, reveal details about the internal dynamics of the Palin family and Mansour asking the activist whether he knew “anyone upstanding? I’m serious?” who could replace Johnston as a suitable suitor for Bristol. But Mansour did add she was “impressed” by how much Bristol Palin loved her son.

      When originally contacted by TheDC about the messages, Mansour lied and said none of them were from her.
      Presented with this evidence, Mansour changed her story from an initial denial to anger (“this is really kind of skeezy”), bargaining (“can I just appeal to you to leave the Bristol stuff alone?”), and sadness at the consequences of her words (“this is going to destroy my reputation simply because people will say, ‘why were you sending a direct [message to a Palin activist]?’”).


      Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/24/what-a-top-aide-to-sarah-palin-really-thinks-about-mitt-romney-bristol-palin-erick-erickson-and-more/#ixzz1pa2RljhY

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    11. Anonymous8:40 AM

      8:40 AM:

      “Anon, how's that amateur career in fiction writing working for you?”

      How’s that career as paid troll working out for you?

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    12. Anonymous8:41 AM

      8:44 AM:

      Then prove us wrong, asshole.

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    13. Anonymous8:53 AM

      @Gina,
      Your first pic there with Wallow? Wowser! her stomach is out further than her boobs?
      How can the paylumps parade their preggo daughters through out the lower 48?
      Why does NOBODY report on it?
      Like I saw Baldy palin and wallows her preggo daughter today? And the pimp also too?

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    14. Anonymous8:57 AM

      Love this comment left at C4P on their Bristol thread. It will probably disappear soon.


      timpundit 2 minutes ago

      Dear Bristol -

      Right after your Mom apologizes to the President for referring to him as 'friends with terrorists', and attacks his patriotism questions his religion and attacks his wife, then Obama might call you. Until then, stuff it.

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    15. Anonymous9:02 AM

      Anonymous Mar 19, 2012 08:44 AM

      "For your fictional response, please fabricate the following lies for other haters to jerkoff to, as it seems that's the only pleasure some people get from life:
      -the lie about Bristol living with men
      -the lie about her being easy
      -the lie about her being lazy
      -the lie about her having multiple kids

      You can't prove what doesn't exist of isn't true. 3rd grade logic"

      OK, here comes *MY* 3rd grade logic about 'the lie about her living with men': Unless you insinuate that the two Massey brothers are NOT men (tell THAT to their face, LOL!) then right there is the first of your points that went kerplunk. Also, too, Bar$tool herself confirmed that $he was living with Gino (tell HIM to his face that he is not a man...), as well as her living with that other guy before in her condo (don't remember his name, but he was a possible shoe-in for a baby-dada)

      The 'lie' about her being easy... Go ask her former high school buddies (the guys as well as the girls) what they called her...

      The 'lie' about her being lazy... Go ask the people on her DWTS crew.

      The 'lie' about her having multiple kids... Go check out the photographic evidence that is all over the 'Internets'. At the end of her DWTS stint, she was sporting an 'outie' belly button. You do not get an 'outie' just from being FAT (which she was not - no matter HOW lazy she was, because EVERY SINGLE ONE of the contestants EVER has lost weight on that show - EXCEPT Bri$tol!) if you do not normally have an 'outie. There was a video of her in her new Maricopa house, where she was VERY pregnant if you paid any attention.

      So, in my 3rd grade logic, I have pretty much 'refudiated' all your points. Now it is YOUR TURN to prove that the opposite is true!

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    16. Anonymous9:14 AM

      That pic of Willow that you link to above really looks like she is pregnant.

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    17. Anonymous9:22 AM

      "You can't prove what doesn't exist of isn't true. "

      LOL! I love that everyone has to read the troll's posts multiple times to try and understand the word salad. It's hilarious! Um don't you mean 3rd grade English?

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  2. Pres. Obama will never call Bristol Palin or Sarah Palin because they are PUBLIC FIGURES, no longer private citizens.

    We assume PUBLIC FIGURES are able to articulate and broadcast their own response to insults, unlike Sandra Fluke.

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    1. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:26 AM

      That is not why President Obama will never call any Palin...

      They have done...nothing.

      Absolutely. NOTHING!

      Ms. Fluke was speaking out about women's health issues.

      Hey Brisdull, you dim fuckwit-

      You DO realize that RUSH called you a WHORE for using BC, right? EVEN tho you "only" needed it for cramps, right?

      That. Was. EXACTLY. Ms. Fluke's point.

      You and your fuktard family should just go DIE. Yep. I said. it.

      FUCK YOU, PALINS!

      FUCK YOU, MCCAIN!!!!!

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    2. Anonymous8:33 AM

      Besides, what Rush said was false while what Maher said was true. It's that simple.

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  3. Anonymous7:13 AM

    Wow! I bet President Obama is holding meetings this morning trying to figure out when would be the best time to call Bristol. LOL!!!

    Who cares what Bristol Palin's blog says? It smells of desperation and victimhood - just like her mom's postings on FB.

    Like President Obama, I'm not too worried what the Palin women have to say. Until Sarah and Bristol are truly honest and admit that their husband/father was a pimp, nothing they have to say holds any water.

    Which makes me think, shouldn't Todd Palin be calling Shailey Tripp and numerous other unfortunate young women to apologize for HIS pimping them out to his buddies?

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      Or confess that Sarah is not Trig's mother.

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  4. Sally in MI7:13 AM

    Holy cow! The Palins are indeed desperate, aren't they? Yes, dear Bris, the President is a man of all the people, unlike your family, who only associates with radical Christians and other 'rill Americans' as defined by your mother. And he really has no control over what is said by a comedian about a very public family who has done nothing but try to ruin him. He can, however, respond to attacks by a right wing demon who portrayed a law student vilely...and who said she is liberal anyway? She may be ever bit as conservative as you are, dear...she just kept her legs together and didn't start popping out babies at 15 because her parents cared enough about her to instill some self-respect and morals into her. And she goes to one of those 'elite' law schools you hate so much. Sorry, Brissy, we do not feel sorry for you. You have made your own bed, you are an adult now, and you and Nancy need to find something constructive to do besides pimping for Mama. I can hardly wait until she in NOT invited to speak in Tampa, or she is, but assigned an 11AM slot on Day One that is not covered anywhere but Fox. She'll tear out whatever real hair she still has.
    How's that reality show/hair school thingy workin' out fer ya? And how is that cute little boy...any of them. all of them?

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    1. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:29 AM

      We are all just HANGING on with BAITED BREATH...

      Did you give Tripp a mohawk??

      BWAHAHAHAHA!

      Brisdull/Nancy - you are suck a fucktard!!!!

      BWAHAHAHAHA!!

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    2. Anonymous8:50 AM

      All the reality shows are misnamed. They should be named "Pay Attention to Me!! Pay Attention to Me, DAMMIT!!!" Starvation for attention is really the only topic involved with Sarah Palin (and, later, Bristol) 'hitting' (and hitting on) the national stage.

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  5. Evelyn Waugh7:14 AM

    Dear Bristol,
    There are so many reasons why your arguments make no sense. Please ask a grown up why the President won't be calling you --you are a public person who's written a book about herself, appeared on national tv "dancing," appeared on her mother's tv show, and spoke, for pay, about sexual issues.
    YOU chose to do all these things. When you are a public person and have become one voluntarily, you leave yourself wide open to criticism, jokes, what have you.
    Sandra Fluke was and is a private person who testified before Congress. She is not a public person, but, received a three-day nationwide assault, which became an assault on the 98% of all adult women who use birth control. Our President wanted to ensure that his daughters -- and all private citizens -- can speak their minds without being mindlessly slandered by those who have microphones. There's a law against that, and I hope Sandra Fluke takes advantage of it and goes to court. She'll win.

    Second, dear, check out "The Perils of Palin," an hilarious blog that, right now, is all about you and your literary efforts. I'm sure you'll be flattered.

    In the meantime, go take care of your child/ren -- read them books, take them to museums, get down on the floor and play with them, sing them songs, cook them homemade meals, and do all the other things that your parents never did with you when you were little.

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      I second every word of this.

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    2. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Well said!

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    3. Anonymous8:31 AM

      Hey Bristol, where is the apology to Shailey Tripp from your pimp of a father Todd?

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    4. Anonymous8:44 AM

      Well, I don't know if I want her down on the floor. It seems that is where she does her best work.

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  6. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Really, G, why do you even try to offer a reasoned response to this absolutely disgusting move on Palin's part? That these women think that Maher's words about them are more important than his words about anyone else shows how seriously deluded they are. How they connect this all back to the President is beyond me. Absolutely disgusting. That's what their sickness is: no shame, no accountability, no empathy. They're nonhuman.

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    1. Anonymous7:38 AM

      Until liberals put the same pressure on democrats as they do republicans, the country will never be healthy. BIll Maher is an ingrate. Real people know this. Don't give him a pass just because of his party support.

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    2. Anonymous8:07 AM

      I agree, this is the height of delirium for the Palin women. They are asking a sitting president to respond to them personally? Bristol Palin is a legend in her own mind. For the rest of us who are sane, she has a runaway sense of entitlement and is only a curiosity because she is like watching a train wreck in real time.

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    3. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:38 AM

      Beefy is being USED by her mother! This has nothing to do with liberals or repubs troll! If Beefy would STFU and not allow her crazy fucking mother to USE her...Maher would have NOTHING to say about her multiple baby having ass!

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    4. Anonymous8:34 AM

      An "ingrate?" Do you know what that word means?

      I'll use it in a sentence for you. Bristol Palin is an ingrate for being such an asshole to Meghan McCain.

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    5. Ailsa8:37 AM

      He's an Independent.

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    6. Anonymous8:40 AM

      Another feeble attempt at false equivalency. The Palins are grifters.

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    7. Anonymous8:48 AM

      8:38 AM:

      When conservatives start doing the same, instead of calling Rush Limbaugh an “entertainer,” and stop with all the selective outrage, then get back to us.

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    8. Anonymous8:56 AM

      @Bellagrazi @2:38 idiot! Bill Maher is a LATE NIGHT comedian!
      On a cable channel.
      This is not about HIM its about Barstool being a attention whore like her mother.
      Go kiss her ass on her blog....

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  7. Anonymous7:14 AM

    When will Todd have a blog?

    He can discuss the finer points of sniffing underwear and how to wrap used condoms after sex with your hooker.

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  8. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Where in the name of all that's holy do these witches from Wasilla get their sense of entitlement? Bristol callled herself a "Whore" before her tacky mother made the big time, didn't she? If President Obama tried to personally call all the unwed mothers (especially those with multiple illegitimate children like Bristles) he would not have time to run the country. This low rent family needs to shut up, go away, raise their multiple kids with more "class" than their parents raised them. Britle, President Obama does NOT have his wife cc'd on all his classified correspondence like YOUR low class mother did with your pimp father. He is man enough to do the job he was elected to do himself, without quitting half way through. Too bad your tacky mom has to give recycled screeches to barely attended religious gatherings these days. The big money seems to have come to a screeching halt, FINALLY!!

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    1. Anonymous7:37 AM

      Good thing they actually have lives and don't rely on fame. They're one step above you AND they own you.

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    2. Anonymous8:26 AM

      Well, it's a relief the talentless and feckless Palin's don't rely on fame, that well is proving to have run dry.

      All the SarahPAC and ShePAC money in the world kind own us.

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    3. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:37 AM

      Good thing they actually have lives and don't rely on fame. They're one step above you AND they own you.

      You poor pathetic thing....you keep saying the same thing over and over again...but your dumbass is the one here...EVERY DAY....so who "owns" who??

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    4. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:31 AM

      8:37-

      "They" have lives...

      so you're the LOSER who does this in your FREE TIME??

      Wow.

      Congrats!

      You're a Big Enough Loser to actually "BE" a Palin!

      Collect your life's supply of therapy at the door, thanks!

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    5. Anonymous8:35 AM

      Are you drunk today, "random" anonymous poster not at all Sarah Palin or her daughter?

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    6. Anonymous8:54 AM

      8:37 AM:

      Your comment doesn’t any make any sense. Actually, we own the Palins. The Palins don’t have lives if they spend so much of their time huddled around their computer reading, and commenting on a blog that they hate. And, yes they do also too, rely on FAME. They quit their jobs for fame. Everybody knows that. Idiot.

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  9. Anonymous7:16 AM

    reads like it was written by a 10 year old .

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  10. Don the Bluesman7:16 AM

    The Palins Know that Shailey Tripp has copies of the payments made to her don't they? Hey Bristol, why did Levi name his(?) son after your daddy's mistriss/associate?

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  11. Hi Bristol, Welcome Back!

    Hey, maybe you know the answer to this one, WheresTrigsBirthCertificate.com?

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  12. Anonymous7:21 AM

    Britrol is trying to deflect attention from Meghan´s public beat down.

    Heard on the streets of Wasilla: ¨Meghan is totaling owning Bristol.¨

    Ouch!

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    1. Anonymous7:35 AM

      Do Wasillans know who Meghan McCain is? Obviously you're from the lower 48?

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    2. Anonymous8:14 AM

      Deflection is the Palins only defense.

      Meghan nailed it and thinking about how Bristol left the party as soon as she saw Meghan makes me laugh. What a lying coward. Bristol took a shot at Meghan because she knew she could do it without being sued ... such a fine upstanding Christian girl. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

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    3. Anonymous8:30 AM

      Yes, they know here. The Palins have been complaining about her by name. Therefore, those who didn't know her before, now know who she is.

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    4. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:34 AM

      @8:35-

      Wow.

      So you're still suggesting that the poor people of Wasilla are as Brain-dead as the Palins?

      So brain-dead that they would NOT know the daughter of SARAH PALIN'S RUNNING MATE?

      Jeeebuzz Kryst!!

      *no wonder you Palins hate teachers!*

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    5. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:35 AM

      Do Wasillans know who Meghan McCain is? Obviously you're from the lower 48?

      ---------------------------------------------

      Meghan McCain...does own Beefy's skank ass! It's why Beefy had to start her own blog...eventually Beefy will address what Meghan said about her running away like the big ass cowards that the Palin's are known for...the question is...will Beefy write a post about Meghan first...or Sadie?

      Two young ladies that look ten times better than both of Beefy's faces! together!

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    6. Anonymous9:21 AM

      8:35 AM:

      The Palins who Meghan McCain is.

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  13. Anonymous7:21 AM

    Two-toned....Ha Ha Ha, you are so funny! My laugh for the day.

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  14. Anonymous7:23 AM

    It would be different if bloggers wouldn't lie about them and support liars. You live in some sad little fantasy. You can't tell the difference between a liar and truth- teller and you can't tell the difference between your personal bias and what is real. Typical liberal or just a sad person?

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    1. Anonymous7:48 AM

      So if we didn't "lie" about them, would they stop their obsession with the President? I don't quite get the connection.

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    2. Anonymous7:58 AM

      No. What would help is if the pathetic Palins would stop obsessing about what bloggers are saying about them. President Obama doesn’t worry about the biased, right-wing lies, and fantasizes about him. I doubt he worries about $arah, and Bri$tol’s feelings, either. He’s too busy running the country. They can forget about that FANTASY of ever getting a phone call from President Obama. $arah, and Bri$tol waiting for the President to call them: Sad.

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    3. Anonymous8:01 AM

      er, perhaps you haven't noticed that Bristol Palin is running a blog. She is a blogger.

      Your statement "It would be different if bloggers wouldn't lie about them and support liars." applies to Bristol Palin!!!!!!

      You might want to reconsider slamming bloggers now that Bristol Palin is a merry blogger herself.

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    4. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Typical conservative. Always the victim. Cry me a river. I have no sympathy for the Palins.

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    5. College graduate realist here missy. What are your credentials/honors? Do tell!

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    6. Anonymous9:01 AM

      @bellagrazi it is YOU that can't discern from a Liar or truth teller b/c you eat up everything that is shit out the palin's assholes!
      So STFU and go to her kiss ass blog and leave us alone!

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    7. Anonymous9:18 AM

      But what would the Palins do without blogs like this one? They're getting very, very little coverage in the mainstream media these days. The blogs are pretty much all they've got at this point. If the few blogs that cover them regularly switch gears, then what will they do? The Palins need these blogs to feel relevant. They or someone close to them defends them here regularly, almost obsessively. If this is all a pack of lies, why not just ignore it; don't lower yourself by addressing it. Keep it in perspective : The Palin blogs don't get that much traffic compared to other outlets. Posting here just makes it seem more legitimate.

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  15. Anonymous7:23 AM

    Sarah's sociopath mind was the primary author of that blog post regardless of who put their name on it.

    Sarah Palin is never going to get a scrap of attention from the current President of the United States. And that is just one of the many situations that is increasing her mental instability.

    It seems that Sarah Palin is less and less able to hide her obsessions. It is alarming that she has the care of minor children. An intervention might salvage something of their childhoods.

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    1. Anonymous7:34 AM

      Keep talking. You're proving liberals are crazy with all your ramblings.

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    2. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:34 AM

      Keep talking. You're proving liberals are crazy with all your ramblings.

      ___________________________________________
      Which means that the comment is completely accurate....Baldy is mentally unstable and it looks like Beefy is following in her crazy mama's footsteps...Obsession seems to be what binds Beefy and Baldy together!

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    3. Anonymous8:38 AM

      Sarah Palin exhibits symptoms of sociopathy. That is a fact. She also exhibits symptoms of someone who is self-medicating for emotional and/or mental illness.

      Delete
  16. Meghan McCain wanna-be! PATHETIC, as always. And this French broad is not exactly a leading person of letters! oh, so cringe-worthy....

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    1. Anonymous7:34 AM

      Wouldn't you want to defend your family from attacks and lies?

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    2. Hmmm, mebbe the two of them will volunteer to do a girl-on-girl spread for "Playboy." Yuh think?

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    3. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Anon @ 8:34 a.m. - they can remove themselves from criticism when they grow up and behave with dignity and decorum.

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    4. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:35 AM

      hrh-

      EWWW! I "just" ate!

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    5. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:34 AM

      Wouldn't you want to defend your family from attacks and lies?

      Troll...you are really too stupid for words...what "attacks and lies"??

      Beefy is a barely literate 20 year old...she did not write that post...that is not a lie! No one has attacked Beefy...and if you are referring to that fake shit they did with the gay guy in the bar....Bullshit!

      Beefy has the CHOICE to STFU...but her mama won't let her! Take it up with Baldy troll!

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    6. Anonymous9:11 AM

      "Wouldn't you want to defend your family from attacks and lies?"

      Sadly, no, you really can't. That's why our President does not respond to the innumerable vicious and reprehensible statements made to and about him.

      All you can do is live your life honorably. It would also help to live it rather modestly and away from the limelight if you don't have anything worthy to add to public discourse.

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  17. Anonymous7:24 AM

    Dear Bristol, in a comment reminiscent of Animal House: Grifting and stupid is no way to go through life.

    That clueless girl will be just as ignorant and hateful as her Mother. Hard work? No one in that family knows the meaning of those 2 words. Go get an education, Bristol. You know, something your family doesn't think is necessary but most definitely is.

    I am so sick of this classless, WHINING, I'm-a-victim-of-everyone bunch of losers.

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    1. Anonymous7:33 AM

      Who's whining? Who' s lazy? Who stalks liberal blogs and gets off on posting hateful comments? Well, there's you and countless other Palin haters. Prove me wrong. Go one day without writing some ignorant or hateful lie or derogatory comment. I bet you can't do it. These people you don't know are apart of you and they own you.

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    2. Anonymous8:20 AM

      The Palins constantly whine as it's all they have. They have zero accomplishments. Seems to me YOU'RE the one stalking a liberal blog bitching about do nothing hillbillies. I hate to tell you but I knew about the Palin's long before LAZY Sarah became 1/2 term Gov, but then unlike YOU I was in Wasilla when Griftitia was Mayor. Sorry but raising a family of uneducated, zero work ethic cretins is not an American value. Now move along to the next comment and earn your pay troll.

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    3. Anonymous8:30 AM

      Why do you keep making a big deal out of not knowing them? Most of the people here have read their books, read their Tweets and Facebook posts, watched their shows and speeches and viewed their magazine spreads. Are you seriously telling us that even if we have never broken bread with them, we can't criticize them? They don't know Barack and Michelle Obama, but they constantly hate on them - I think the Obama's own the Palin's, and that is why they carp about things that don't even have six-degree separation from the issue.

      The Palin's are the Invention of Lying.

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    4. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:36 AM

      Um, ANON @8:33-

      How the fuck would you know if ANON at 8:24 ever wrote anything on this blog again?

      Fuck. Off.

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    5. Anonymous8:41 AM

      You're whining.
      You're stalking liberal blogs.
      You write ignorant, hateful, and derogatory comments compulsively every day.

      You're not lazy in terms of posting over and over and over again (although you're certainly limited in your word and phrase choices, which is why we all know who you are). Of course, all this posting suggests you spend a lot of time sitting on your ass and/or staring at your smart phone.

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    6. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:33 AM

      Who's whining? Who' s lazy? Who stalks liberal blogs and gets off on posting hateful comments? Well, there's you and countless other Palin haters. Prove me wrong. Go one day without writing some ignorant or hateful lie or derogatory comment. I bet you can't do it. These people you don't know are apart of you and they own you.

      Hi Beefy,

      I see you didn't have Nancy write this comment for ya'...are you getting mad? LOL!!

      This has been said to you before....close your legs and your mouth and take your ass to school...not "hair school" dummy...a real college...that way all your children won't be embarrassed by their mother like you are of your OWN mother!

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  18. Anonymous7:26 AM

    So, is the whole family like stalking the president or something? Weird fixation on him.

    Yeah, I know, I know. But still....

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    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      Spoken by someone who probably frequents blogs that obsessively lie about people.

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    2. Anonymous8:30 AM

      Right back at ya.

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    3. Anonymous8:37 AM

      And why are YOU reading here?

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    4. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:55 AM

      Spoken by someone who probably frequents blogs that obsessively lie about people.

      LOL!!! Hey troll....aren't you here "obsessively" EVERY DAY?? Beefy is not worth your defense...she's a sad and lonely unhappy person who had her first child stolen from her by her own MOTHER!

      Which is why she is full of bitterness and jealously of Mercede and Meghan...two ladies who have LIVES!

      Unlike Beefy who has to do what her crazy mama tells her...it really must suck to be a Palin!

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  19. Anonymous7:29 AM

    Her blog does sound like Bristol's authentic voice, and at least she keeps it honest and appropriate unlike most bloggers I see who write about things they'll never understand and know nothing about.

    Gryphen, when will you admit your ignorance? How's that pride workin for ya?

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    1. Anonymous8:24 AM

      Hi Nance!

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    2. Anonymous8:32 AM

      Wow, we have a Palin expert here. A close, personal friend of the family who knows them. You know what you know what you know? Please share instances of lies and what their truth really is?

      If you are on the high ground on the Palin matter, why are you here? You get off on the buzz about them don't you? And you shoot off prayer chain emails to them bragging about how you defend their honor on blogs around the world.

      Who owns who? Loser.

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    3. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:38 AM

      "Bristol's authentic voice"

      ________________________-

      Kinda like:

      Oh, Yes! Levi! yes! yes! yes!!!!!!!

      _________________________

      Because, Brisdull, his family HEARD you in LEVI's bedroom EVERY. NIGHT. AFTER you SNUCK through the window.


      Boing! Boing! Boing!!!!!

      Can Nancy "capture" that?

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    4. Anonymous8:42 AM

      Sweetheart, there's nothing honest or appropriate about Bristol or her blog.

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    5. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:29 AM

      Her blog does sound like Bristol's authentic voice, and at least she keeps it honest and appropriate unlike most bloggers I see who write about things they'll never understand and know nothing about.

      Gryphen, when will you admit your ignorance? How's that pride workin for ya?
      ---------------------------------------------

      Earning that paper from BaldyPac huh troll! Beefy doesn't have an "authentic voice"...Beefy's voice suspiciously sounds like Baldy's screechy ass voice...now how's that fake blog writing working for ya?

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    6. Anonymous9:05 AM

      no its @bellgarazi aka brooklyn!

      Kristy Patullo ‏ @bellagrazi

      Daaaaang! Hahaha Right on, Bristol! Mr. President, When Should I Expect Your Call? http://shar.es/pvCJn

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    7. Anonymous9:24 AM

      How are those WIDE SPREAD LEGS working for ya? How many "SAMPLES" have you given out lately? How well are your 3(THREE) BABIES?
      When will any of the 3 BABIES see their DADDY? Nice of you to teach WILLOW how to follow in your FOOTSTEPS and become a PREGNANT TEEN. Are you the BOOKKEEPER for your DADDY'S PROSTITUTION RING? Is your son(TRIPP) a reminder of that PROSTITUTION RING?

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  20. You know, Gryphen, this is but a larger version of what I live every day here in small town. I started a blog years ago to address a contentious local issue. Since that time, two other blogs have started, aimed at destroying my reputation. I have worked to uncover corruption and to get the truth out to people. I have been sued and harassed by a male version of Sarah who holds an important position in this town. He seems to be Teflon® coated. Ten years I have been at it. It takes a long time to root out firmly entrenched evil. Keep at it, the future of the United States is at stake. I mean it.

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    1. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:40 AM

      Good for you, Crystal!

      Keep fighting for what you believe in!

      If you need help, I'm sure many here would be happy to help.

      *cheers!*

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  21. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Here's what I posted in the comments section (which are being moderated):

    How can anyone believe Bristol Palin herself wrote this column? She’s barely educated and judging from her previous public announcements, is barely capable of stringing a coherent sentence together. She is very noticeably inarticulate. We know who is writing this stuff, because of whose account it really is – Nancy French. Whether or not Bristol Palin is okay with that isn’t the issue. The issue is dishonesty. The dishonesty of Bristol Palin’s name being slapped on material she didn’t write in order to echo her mother’s similar plea for attention for President Obama.

    Well, here’s a suggestion for you, ladies. YOU publicly support one of President Obama’s initiatives, and YOU get slimed by Rush Limbaugh for it. Then sit back and await your call! It’s that simple.

    In the meantime? You are (shocker!) going about it all backwards. Because I doubt YOUR continued sliming of President Obama is going to result in a call from him about a comedian’s random sliming of YOU. But then reality was obviously never your strong suit.

    Just know that many, many of us see this pathetic attempt for exactly what it is.


    Nancy French, Sarah Palin, and Bristol Palin are just so desperate for attention from President Obama, aren't they? Hey, Bill Maher - why don't YOU get them off Obama's back and call them to apologize? Think of the priceless publicity THAT would reap.

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    1. Anonymous8:34 AM

      I think they'd shit in their wadded up panties if the President did call.

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    2. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:40 AM

      Your reply will NEVER show up on that blog.

      They are pathetic scaredy cats.

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    3. lostinmn8:58 AM

      Considering how well she did recognizing she was punked by a couple of French Canadian comics I'm guessing she's wide open to get punked again by someone posing as POTUS - or even FLOTUS

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    4. Anonymous9:20 AM

      Bill Maher should be another one that is sent a copy of Shailey's book about Bristol's pimp father.

      Sarah and Todd are horrid embarrassments to their kids and family members. Cannot imagine! Hell, they are huge embarrassments to Alaskans. Bristol, Willow and Piper - get an education and get the hell out of Alaska - change your name - etc.

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    5. Olivia9:20 AM

      Maybe we can find a talented impersonator to call them, a la the Sarkozy call. That could be hilarious. Especially if the impersonator never let on that he was phony and the Palins made some kind of public announcement about it.

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  22. Anonymous7:32 AM

    I feel like I am reading "Gryphen's Fantasies", where nothing reported here is actually truth but the liberal author needs to believe his words or else the world will fall apart. Given how many lies have been written here and supported, maybe you should change your blog name.

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    1. Anonymous8:29 AM

      Sounds like you need to get that condition checked out, Nance.

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    2. Anonymous8:35 AM

      Give us the address of your own blog, we are dying to know your truth. . .

      Pussy.

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    3. Anonymous8:36 AM

      You're gonna have to be more specific...please name the lies Gryphen has told and please provide solid proof that they are lies.

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    4. Anonymous8:43 AM

      You are obsessed with Gryphen, aren't you? How often do you refresh his page?

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    5. Anonymous8:45 AM

      Seems like the trolls' alphabet soup of the day is 'lie','prove it','we own you', and 'liberal'. Great that they're learning new words and slogans by repetition. Maybe next time they will be able to progress beyond such simple words and their surface meanings and actually have something of value to say.

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    6. AnonymousMar 19, 2012 08:32 AM

      I feel like I am reading "Gryphen's Fantasies", where nothing reported here is actually truth but the liberal author needs to believe his words or else the world will fall apart. Given how many lies have been written here and supported, maybe you should change your blog name.
      ---------------------------------------------
      Well obviously this comment isn't written by a Palin...first they can't read and we all know they are barely literate...so I'm guessing this must be the Penguin...uh...I mean RAM!

      Hey RAM...are you back in the "BigBoss" good graces yet? I left a couple of comments for ya...remember that wonderful Daily Caller article they did on ya? LOL! Yeah, I bet you do!

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    7. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:58 AM

      Co-sign @9:35-

      Get a Blog, bitch - or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

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    8. lostinmn9:01 AM

      We should be watching for the French woman to be on the expenses of ShePAC next reporting period? Wonder how it feels to take money from Brisket that came from poverty stricken paint chip eaters who are deluded into thinking they are sending money to help promote the TeeParty?

      Don't you feel dirty every time you cash that check? Or are you just one of them, heartless, soul less, willing to steal from people who don't know any better. If I were you I'd have to take a shower every time I wrote some lies for Brisket. Guess it's nice to be as much a sociopath as Sara and Brisket

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    9. Anonymous9:06 AM

      Kristy Patullo ‏ @bellagrazi

      Daaaaang! Hahaha Right on, Bristol! Mr. President, When Should I Expect Your Call? http://shar.es/pvCJn

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  23. Anonymous7:32 AM

    Bristol will ever run for office. Did she even graduate from high school? Three Palin kids who may or may not have graduated, not one went to college even for one year. They freeload of their parents and what people can donate to them. I love how McCain is coming forward for women's rights. Now, if Sarah could do anything for anyone. She promised that Downs would be her main focus at her campaign events, we never saw her speak once in his behalf. Only because she would make no money. Why does she have to get paid to speak about her son's illness?
    No one is coming to Sarah's defense anymore. Laura, Meghan and McCains staff all have turned against her and call her a liar. Too bad the only people that can defend Sarah are her kids.

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    1. It really does disgust me that she has such a platform to do so much good for the special needs community and she does NOTHING.
      PS...I don't mean to be nitpicky, but I can't not say something - DS is not an illness. I know it's just semantics and I'm sure you didn't mean any offense, but to call it an illness really is insulting.

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    2. lostinmn9:02 AM

      Brisket will never run for office because she'd have to be vetted - haha - how many kids? Who's their daddy? That would be for starters.

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    3. Anonymous9:16 AM

      Her not supporting DS either in person or financially will be one of the biggest scars she'll have in history. It just supports the fact that that kid is not hers. No demonstration of love and support to his disabilities.

      There is a place in hell awaiting her!

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  24. Anonymous7:33 AM

    This morning I was thinking about what would happen if the GOP has a brokered convention and Sarah tries to get in the mix. Even if the religious mafia and tea party have enough pull to help her get enough delegates, here is what will happen if she becomes the GOP candidate...Shailey's book will become a best seller because everyone will be interested in Todd's pimping extracurricular activities since no one wants to see a pimp as the first husband of the US, Geoffrey Dunn's book will require another printing, and Sarah will lose in an extremely humiliating landslide. There is no doubt in my mind that God wants an end to the false prophets like Sarah Palin and her minions. He is most definitely on Obama's side.

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    1. Anonymous9:13 AM

      So would the Joe McGinniss book require another printing. The Dunn and McGinniss books are the best ones out there telling the 'truth' about Sarah Palin!!! Purchase them folks - you won't regret reading them especially after viewing "Game Change"!

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  25. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Don't these people know how utterly ridiculous they "sound" when they put out this tripe that is so obviously written by someone else. Mrs. Todd Palin's Facebook page and Bristol's blog sound as much like them as the Canadian disc jockey sounded like Nicolas Sarkozy. They are so stupid.

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  26. Anonymous7:35 AM

    Dear Bristol (and Nancy),
    Grow up!

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  27. Anonymous7:36 AM

    I just checked out her blog. The post that follows this one starts off by saying, "I didn’t watch the HBO film Game Change..."

    Yeah, RIGHT! :D

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  28. Grey Lensman7:36 AM

    Not good enough, any of 'em, all of 'em.
    So proud to be valley trash.

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  29. Anonymous7:39 AM

    The difference is that you are a slut, Bristol, while Sandra Fluke was an honest (you might not know that word) citizen testifying at a congressional hearing.

    I will never go to read her blog, as I don't want to give her any numbers. I am told the advertisers pay her per hit. I do have to wonder who will advertise on her site. Joe the Plumber keeps coming up on this site for me. Right off the top of my head, I am thinking baby products, wine coolers, camping equipment. Absolutely not condoms, since none of them (other than Todd) seems to use them.

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  30. Thank you so much for highlighting this issue, Gryphen.

    This is unacceptable and I strongly encourage everyone here to write LifetimeTV and tell them in no uncertain terms- if they feature Bristol Palin in any of their shows, you will not only refuse to watch their network or any of its subsidiaries, but will also phone your cable or satellite provider and ask for LifetimeTV to be removed from your programming package.

    They need to know we are not "angry liberals" who automatically dispense with any product or media related to SARAH Palin- they need to be aware this is about Bristol and ONLY Bristol- her hypocrisy in taking a quarter million dollars to tell everyone ELSE to be abstinent while she shares a bed with her latest mancake, her use of Trig as a deflection shield- outright lying about people "making fun of" Trig, her disrespectful and outrageously ignorant diatribe against our president- HER CHOICES, WORDS, and ACTIONS.

    Go to LifetimeTV.com and use one of the many ways to contact them- I believe the fact that Bristol's show is not being advertised on the site indicates test audiences likely reacted the same way to Bristol as did test audiences from Bio channel.

    If enough people write in, leave facebook messages, twitters messages, etc I really think we can put the last nail in the undeserved, hate and ignorance filled coffin of a "reality" show.


    Bristol and Sarah have seriously got to be two of the lowest life forms possible. They have both flat out LIED about Trig this past weekend. What disgusting pigs.


    Speaking of Trig, I've had a thought- we know there's no "good ole uncle Trygve" which the Palins can produce or identify.

    But what if Trig really WAS named after an "uncle Trygve"?
    What if the uncle is not in the Palin family- but in the Kolvig family? Trygve Kolvig doesn't sound too far fetched, does it?

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  31. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Sarah Palin's but "I'm the real victim" bit has gotten stale.

    No one likes a whiner, Mrs. Palin. Instead of you and now your daughter trying to pick a fight with President Obama, why don't you or your daughter respond to Ann Coulter?

    Ms. Coulter called you out when she said that the GOP has a problem with con artists and charlatans.

    I'm pretty sure Ms. Coulter will respond swiftly to any Facebook post, blog post, or any tweet from you or your daughter.

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  32. Anonymous7:45 AM

    G., you should put side by side a picture of Sandra Fluke and a picture of Bristol from DWTS or from her recent public showings and it will be easy to see the difference between them : one is intelligent, classy and the other one is just plain vulgar. So if Bill made some comments about Bristol I think he had some good reasons.

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  33. Anonymous7:47 AM

    um... I don't know what to say. I thought this was satire. Or is it?
    omg, I'm SO confused..

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  34. Anonymous7:48 AM

    lol I just left the following comment on her blog....it's awaiting moderation...I wont' hold my breath....I just wish more people would THINK!!!


    basedinreality says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    March 19, 2012 at 10:43 am
    Reading these replies is hilarious….someone call the Palin’s a Wahhhmbulance….talk about holding a grudge….making a punchline sexist joke about a Palin….vs 9 hours of NON STOP disgusting slandering and maligning and name calling……asking for Sandra Fluke to post videos of herself having sex and saying she can barely walk for all the sex she is having and talking on and on and on about what a slutty sex obsessed feminist she is (AND lying to his audience about her testimony, her agenda, the whole issue in general – whoop whoop keep em uninformed Rush!)….yep….the two are definitely on par….oh and how many people LISTEN to Rush Limbaugh vs Bill Maher? Come now surely you people know how to google? Get some commonsense (not the Palin type)……. 9 HOURS in one week…he spewed VILE nastiness…..I don’t hear conservatives condemning him one bit….instead you’re just pointing to Maher…”But But But Bill did it!” NO BILL DID NOT….he made sexist jokes at Palin’s expense…wah wah…..the Sandra Fluke controversy was all over the news and Rush was STILL pumping out the poison to this MILLIONS of listeners…..I thought it was just kind of the President to call her and say “Hey don’t let this get you down, don’t make this think you can’t stand up for what you believe in…..” and look at the silly shallow Palins….so desperate for some attention ANY attention lol….keep it up….this post and that video just shows how sad and pathetic and thin skinned you really are….
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  35. I lost every speck of compassion (or respect) for Miss Bristol Palin a long time ago.

    --when she took the stand in the Kernell trial and spewed forth a complete mythology ( I will refrain from the legal judgment, which is perjury) about being alone in the woods in the middle of nowhere without a cell phone for three weeks. (Guess she forgot about the Best Western Hotel. And her relatives. And the Secret Service.)

    --when she insulted a citizen and constituent for daring to comment on her mother's failures as a Governor

    --when she posted homophobic remarks on her Facebook page

    --when she accused Levi Johnston of date rape--then tried to walk it back

    She would have more intelligence and better manners had she been raised by wolves but she is an adult and must be held accountable for her despicable actions.

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    1. Anonymous8:24 AM

      and don't forget her sluttishness on DWTS. Not a ladylike bone in her body.

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  36. Ratfish7:54 AM

    Speaking of sluts, didn't Bristol get drunk in a tent and get knocked up at 17?

    What a pathetic person- like her mother.

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    1. Anonymous8:45 AM

      I won't call her a slut because I think people can make whatever choices they want about their sexual behavior.

      On the other hand, Republicans would call her a slut because of her behavior and because she was on the pill.

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    2. Nancy8:50 AM

      Her very words, and she was on the pill, too!

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  37. This blog clearly was promptedwritten by Sarah. Wow. Similarly, are we supposed to believe that Bristol was so concerned about the Troopergate story that it appears in several chapters of her "autobiography"? Same here.

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  38. Oh my. Poor Bristol. Mama Madea dragged her out and splayed her for all the world to see . . . . They will forever be stuck with each other in a sick dance of dysfunction. Sarah is now using her daughter to stalk the president--her unrequited love obsession. Even in Palin world that is pretty sick.

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  39. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Bill maher is not the deaf to leader of the democratic party like rush is of the republican party . Bristol is a dim c word. Pam

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  40. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Weird, I assumed The President would have the Palins on speed dial. Maybe he can have them paged at Applebee's!
    Just so Scarah just doesn't start making those 3 a.m. phone call to the White House...STALKER! Bet the Secret Service has her number, any of them, all of them.

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  41. Anonymous7:57 AM

    Wow! Does that drivel reek of jealousy or what? Brisdull (via Nancy French and by request of the Quitter Queen) is clearly jealous of Sandra Fluke getting a call from the Prsident, jealous of the SuperPAC dollars, and jealous of any attention given to anyone else. How do we know Brisdull did not write this? Because it is NOT reeking of jealousy about Mercede Johnston, and you KNOW if Brisdull ever wrote anything, it would be laden with transparent Mercede envy.

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    1. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:48 AM

      *Text from Brisdull to Nancy*

      Ok post but u need 2 focus on MY STRUGGLES as SINGLE parent; Levi & family are devils.

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  42. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Since $carah is not running for office, why is she still asking people for money? Yes, I know it beats working for a living, but do these Palin's have no self respect at all? Why are the donations to $carahPac not being refunded? I almost feel sorry for the French woman, having no other job offers than working for this classless family. Almost, but when I read the slams at our hard working, classy, highly intelligent President, then I just think she must be as clueless as the low rent family she sold her integrity to.

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  43. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Why don't you, as a blogger with a fanbase, try to stop mythologizing these people and start holding politicians in office responsible? Your obsession with fabricating a fictional life for Bristol and her family is worrisome on many psyche levels.

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    1. Anonymous8:30 AM

      Snort!

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    2. Anonymous8:48 AM

      Indeedly do! hee

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    3. Todds Teeny Tiny Two Toned Pecker8:49 AM

      So is your obsession, fuktard.

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    4. Anonymous8:53 AM

      Bot alert....My first clue? The inappropriate use of REALLY BIG words and then of course your message.

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    5. Anonymous9:05 AM

      The Palin Family of Grifters are continuously looking for Attention. That is why they receive so much Negativity. Since you(Nancy) want to represent them on Blogs, you had better do some research on their Criminal life. Maybe you need to talk to some Wasilla citizens about Bristol's Social life with DYLAN KOLVIG, GINO, and BEN. I'm sure that you already know all that is negative about the Johnstons. Nothing Positive from the Palins about Levi and Family. While you are at it, RESEARCH PIMP DADDY TOAD'S PROSTITUTION RING. There is a lot of information available. As for a phone call from President Obama, why would he? The Palins HATE him.

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  44. Anonymous8:02 AM

    I didn't know Bill Maher described how a baby (or two)fell out of Bristol - thanks for pointing that out Palins! That's some funny shit! I swear Palin family, you have uncanny ability to draw attention to crap nobody has ever heard about - that's right Sarah, keep bringing up the story about the baby who didn't fall from your loins. It serves the Trig Truthers well.

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  45. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Megan McCain and Bristol Palin have so much in common. Love to see both of them exit the public arena. At least the Bush twins kept their mouths shut.

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      I'm sure you'd love to see MEGHAN McCain exit the "public arena." She obviously hasn't yet spilled all she knows. :)

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  46. Anonymous8:07 AM

    The problem Beefy is that YOU ARE A SLUT!!! In fact you said it in your own words on your myspace in 2007!
    Ms. Fluke is not a slut she is just a woman who a drug addict called one and idiot Con women like your mother agreed with.
    So instead of begging POTUS to call you, like your mom does,
    tell these fridgid con bitches your not a slut and have them call you 'K???

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  47. Anonymous8:07 AM

    Wow, what a crazy post (not yours Bristols).

    Bristol (Nancy), the reason the president of the US called Sandra Fluke is because she was a private citizen who spoke eloquently for ALL women across America.

    You & your family are NOT private citizens. Your family has put themselves in the public spotlight. When you choose to be in the public eye being paid you are going to be the fodder of jokes.

    Perhaps you ought to take some of your "gains" & get a psychiatrist. Please take your mom with you. The president couldn't give a flying crap about you or your family. You guys are delusional. Your momma didn't win the election it is time to get over it!!!!!!

    Oh & PS: PRESIDENT OBAMA doesn't need any money to stay in office. He is the only sane one in this election. And perhaps you should pay someone else to do your posts because a rational person doesn't write like they are still in high school. If you have something relevant to say find someone else.

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  48. Anonymous8:08 AM

    Wow, she has an open comment board though. 326 and counting.

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  49. Perhaps the President hasn't called you, Bristol, because the attacks on Sandra Fluke were untrue and the statements about you....are.

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  50. Anonymous8:10 AM

    It is so clear that the Palin's have a huge old hard on for our President. It's disgusting. It's also laughable that she would think for a second that she merits ANY attention from President Obama. She is NO example of an honorable person.

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  51. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Two sentences into that and I knew that Bristol didn't write it.

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  52. Anonymous8:14 AM

    I really think the purpose of her blog is to try and gain interest in her reality show. The C4Peers are all excited that she is taking up her mom's fight against Pres. Obama. No doubt that Lifetime wanted to cancel the show because Bristol is just so boring. Palins will do anything and everything to make sure they get attention and money.

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  53. Anonymous8:16 AM

    The kindest thing to do is just ignore her. She is lashing out in desperation at this point. If no one pays attention to these outbursts she'll figure out she needs to move on with her life.

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  54. These people REALLY are stupid! Why can't they see the difference between: a private citizen (Sandra Fluke) versus a public personality (Bristol, with her book, Dancing with the Stars gig, and now "reality" show)?

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  55. mitchethekid8:20 AM

    I just posted a link to this over at Bristol's blog. I'm sure it won't get past the firewall but I'm going to suggest to the Politcalgates folks that they pay a vist as well.

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  56. Anonymous8:21 AM

    The Palin family is a pathetic bunch of sore losers. Seriously, get over yourselves. The majority of Americans are not into you, including the President.

    The only people who are interested in you are a bunch of mindless sheeps, who don't know what's best for them.

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  57. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Can you imagine their hysteria if the White House actually looked up Bristol Palin's phone number? If she wants to meet President Obama so much, she should send a contribution to be selected in a drawing as one of the lucky ones to meet the Obamas for dinner. I'd just love to meet the Obamas; it's the Palins I'm glad I'll never meet!
    Beaglemom

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      Wait... she was at the Correspondence Dinner, no?

      What a fucking whining hypocrite.

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  58. Come on Alaska !!!!!! Get this dysfunctional corrupt piece of dung family off the streets. Have NO mercy. Surely there is somebody that can shut them up. Bristol the pointed chin pig is the liar of the moment.

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  59. Marleycat8:26 AM

    Unfortunately Bristol - the President only calls girls who are NOT SLUTS - not the ones who ARE! Please make sure your mother knows that includes her! And for the record - I use the word "slut" in reference to sleazy people who have filthy minds and actions that may or may not have anything to do with the under-aged promiscuous sexual behavior (such as yours)that also (sadly) produces babies whose main "father" figure is a PIMP!

    So you don't have to look up the big word: Promiscuous - adj

    1. indulging in casual and indiscriminate sexual relationships
    2. consisting of a number of dissimilar parts or elements mingled in a confused or indiscriminate manner
    3. indiscriminate in selection
    4. casual or heedless

    Understand that you and your mother have relentlessly attacked the President of the United States with nothing but charges so devoid of facts that the public recognizes every word out of your mouths as the utterances of insane, vindictive, obsessive/compulsive lunatics despised the world over! BTW - really, educate yourself, Bristol - just because YOUR mother uses her PAC as her personal checkbook and does have control over the money poor people donte to her - Maher's donations to the SuperPac you reference is completely independent of President Obama. He's not that into grifting, begging, and lying about why he wants donations - and then spending the money on personal pleasure. Your mother is the one who does that!

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  60. Bristol,I think it's time that everyone other then liberals that believe the GOP is on the right track should do a little soul searching.Most of what's being done to this Country in the Name of God and the Grand old Party is hateful,destructive and contrary to the law of God.I would like to see these Prayer warriors justify their actions according to the New Testament (without perversion or innuendo.

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  61. Anonymous8:32 AM

    whew ,,, This lady is truly beyond dumb. Bristol was not addressing a congessional hearing or committee about a NATIONAL ISSUE for ALL women. The President of the US has no interest in any of your personal activity. This is an issue of national concern for the women of this country. A matter of PUBLIC POLICY,,that an EDUCATED citizen wanted to address. Get a real life, and grow up for crying out loud.

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  62. Dear Scary sara, two tone toad, brishit. Enjoy your family vacation while you can. Your time in the camara will be up soon except for the mug shots. Your nothing but cockroaches and are mentally ill.

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  63. Tata Ala8:39 AM

    C'mon G, you can't leave us hanging like this...we need a photo of the "lucky pajama blogging bottoms"!

    : )

    Thank you for ALL that you do!

    Tata Ala

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  64. Anonymous8:39 AM

    Little Rabbit @08:25:

    I like your point of view! Great essay.

    mnmud

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  65. Nancy8:42 AM

    Uh, sorry Bristol (Nancy), but President Obama wanted his girls Sasha & Malia not to be afraid of speaking out like Sandra Fluke, even if men treated them like Darrell Issa & Rush treated Sandra.
    "He encouraged me and supported me and thanked me for speaking out about the concerns of American women," said Sandra to Andrea Mitchell.

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  66. She’s INSERTING herself into this. She’s hoping he’ll attack so she can play the victim, just like her mother. And I have never heard him say anything unflattering about the Palin minors nor Track, who seems to want to stay out of it.

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  67. Anonymous8:45 AM

    Dear Bristol -- I know this comment would be moderated off your blog, so I'll post it here, knowing you read this blog. I understand you hope to have your own reality show on Lifetime soon. I'm sure they'll be happy to see the kind of nasty, whining, divisive and purely political slop you're throwing out to the public. They love their reality stars to be out there making controversial statements. And they also love it when those statements are light on facts. I'm forwarding the link to Lifetime right now so that can make sure they see the public relations disaster they're signing up for. Good luck with that.

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  68. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Dear Bristol,

    The President of the United States has a very busy schedule, dealing with international problems, national problems, a feisty Congress, Republicans who want to stall nominees and legislation, not to mention the economy, issues of global warming and a few ceremonial duties as well. Therefore, your letter was handed to staff, and the last one to leave the room was stuck, I mean assigned the task of responding to you.

    The President does telephone people when they win the Super Bowl, when they win the World Series, when their team wins the NCAA Basketball championship, when a relative dies in heroic action in a war zone and when a private citizen is attacked for performing her civic duty in testifying before a Congressional Committee.

    I understand that you want to raise your profile in order to market a TV reality show, sell your book and whatever products you choose to endorse. Asking the President of the United States to telephone you appears to be a publicity stunt to encourage attention, publicity and perhaps donations to whatever charity you have created in your own interest. The President does not make telephone calls under those circumstances.

    Unfortunately, the First Amendment to the Constitution guarantees Freedom of Speech, which includes your right to post anything that you want on your Facebook page, whether you write it yourself or someone writes it for you. It also guarantees comedians, political spokespeople and anyone else the right to criticize public figures. Once you began appearing as a well paid spokesperson, speaking on behalf of Candies to promote teen abstinence, you became a public figure. You also appear in magazines, on television, have a book book to sell and a TV program to market. That does make you vulnerable to criticism, and people are free to make jokes and criticize your behavior. As President Truman said, "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen."

    Unfortunately, teen pregnancy is a large problem in the United States. Republicans want to suspend coverage for birth control, and they want to outlaw abortions. Both efforts will result in many more children being born to unwed teen girls who will then rely on government assistance for support. Your use of your own pregnancy story and your child serves as a role model for impressionable girls who will want to follow in your footsteps. Yours is a terrible example to set for the young women of our country, who should be taking advantage of every educational opportunity to be all that they hope to become. Your story includes underage drinking to the point of passing out and failure to use birth control correctly. You have publicly degraded and insulted the father of your child, when the two of you should be discussing the best way to raise him. Your example to other girls is that if they get pregnant, they, too, can write a book and end up rich and famous with a television program, just like you. You claim to come from a religious family, but I do not know of any religion that encourages this kind of behavior.

    In conclusion, Dear Bristol, the President of the United States would like to thank you for your interest, and he encourages you to take advantage of your money and household help. Please consider getting some kind of education which will prepare you to be a contributing citizen, a good mother and a good role model to other girls. Few young women with a minimal education have so much money and free time. Please put both to the best possible use.

    Writing on behalf of The President of the United States, Barack Obama

    PS Your mother was lucky to receive a telephone call from the President of France. Perhaps you might consider contacting him if your want to pursue this kind of publicity.

    Another PS Working under high security, I am not allowed to post messages on Facebook. I would appreciate anyone with a Facebook account posting the President's letter to Bristol on her Facebook. Thank you, and God Bless America.

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  69. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Bristol Palin was on the Pill. Who paid for it? Was she on her mother or father's insurance? Was it paid for by the government because of her Native heritage?

    Rush wants to know. He'll be expecting the video tape of Bristol having sex. He thinks she's a slut and a prostitute.

    Since Rush insulted all women who are or who have ever been on the Pill, I'm sure Bristol's next FB post will be demanding an apology from Rush. Right, Bristol (Nancy)?

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  70. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Stop trying to change the subject, let's talk about the Pimping activities of your daddy. Do you help in the cleaning of his wash towels? I use to feel sorry for you, but you have turned into the very BITCH that your mother is. Too bad, perhaps you can go into business with your daddy, he is always looking for new talent.

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  71. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Mentally ill just like her mother....neither can grasp the fact that they are irrelevant.

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  72. Anonymous8:51 AM

    Anyone who would have that posted on a blog really needs to have their head examined...even if they paid someone else to write the words, Bristol.

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  73. The only writer cred Bristol has is that her chin is a 'Longfellow.'

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  74. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Does anyone have the link to the timeline of photos of Bristol's belly? Now that's she's thrusting herself back into celebrity limelight with a new blog and reality show, it's time to review those pics again. Thanks in advance!

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  75. Anonymous8:56 AM

    How does a good-hearted person defend Bill Maher OR Rush Limbaugh?

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  76. Anonymous8:58 AM

    Stupidity should be painful, just saying.

    Bristol please for the love of all that is holy GO TO SCHOOL! LEARN something.... ANYTHING!

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  77. Anonymous9:01 AM

    The Palin family have a common characteristic, dumb as a sack of rocks. Please load deliver us from these freaks.

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  78. Anonymous9:03 AM

    The difference is Ms Fluke is a hero, she stood up in defense for her friend and women in general. What has BP done? Give me a break.

    Prez O is livin' rent free in ALL the Palin's heads!!

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  79. Sounds like they need a deeper guano pit at the bottom of the Flying Monkey Cage !!! So, whomever wrote this for Junior REALLY needs to get a quick slam on expectations... NO BODY IS GOING TO CALL YOU FAT AS*.... Not even the local garbage collector...

    Just as we all want for your mom and now you - GO AWAY!

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  80. Anonymous9:05 AM

    Bri$tol honey, did you ever return your speaking fees while you were parading around as an 'Abstinence' only/Teen Pregger Prevention spokesperson for Candies? Yeah, I didn't think so. Your 'saving' yourself for marriage schtick all the while playing 'have tent will travel' does portray collecting funds under false pretenses now doesn't it?

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  81. Anonymous9:05 AM

    So Bristol, The President of the United States should call you because....your mother was the Vice Presidential candidate that LOST the election? Or should he call you because of your underage unmarried pregnancy (s)? Huh? The man is trying to run a nation, Bristol, and you are irrelevant to that job. In fact, your are irrelevant period.

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  82. lostinmn9:09 AM

    OT but ironic - Tbone just got Palinized!

    Reports are that Peyton Manning went with the Bronco's shutting down Tbone and probably leading to his trade - Jacksonille - or being the second man off the bench if Manning goes down.

    Haha - how's that endorsing thing going Sara?

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  83. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Sounds like all the PayMes are back in Wasilla - the trolls out in force today (which only seems to happen when they are not on the road)

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  84. Anita Neducashon9:14 AM

    I don't know, what's weird is that Bristol 's blog sounds exactly like she always talks...she's a strong, hardass worker with big fat bonds to her loving supportive very PRIVATE family. The very private Palins Always have Bristols back, especially when they are doing very private things like blogging , tweeting, Facebooking, doing photoshoots for tabloids, giving speeches about being pregnant, and starring on reality tee vee. I think the President shoulda called Snooki, Kate Gosselin, and the Duggars when everyone made fun of them too, but he doesn't just cause they are Republicans! Snooki even tweeted John MCain!
    You librul hater democrats need to get your heads examined, and the President lies, also too.

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  85. Anonymous9:15 AM

    Bristol & Sarah... yep we still own you. How's that being IM's puppet thingy workin' out for ya? ;-)

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  86. Brisket I have a message from president Obama.

    ARGO

    As in argo fuck yourself !!

    ( I pity Piper & Trig, no one is watching out for them)

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  87. stopbloggingbristolflippinrightnow!9:18 AM

    Wonkette thinks Bristol is full of shit. Bristol's ghostwriter and that lameass blog of theirs also too.

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  88. Anonymous9:19 AM

    I actually think it is a bad idea to link from this blog to the French blog. I think they are able to grab IP numbers at that point.

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  89. Thanks to all the posters who are schooling the illiterate here about what constitutes a public figure vs a private citizen. For instance, Sarah is constantly calling people pedophiles -- David Letterman, Joe McGinniss, etc., but they're public figures, so they're fair game, right? FYI, when you dry-hump on stage, Ala, Dancing with the Stars, to the song "Mama Told Me Not to Come," then you're fair game, too.

    Bristol and her mentally-ill mother are shoe-ins for "Grey Gardens Part II." Cue the Raccoons!

    Democratic Landslide in November!!! Let's lose these racist/misogynistic Baggers once and for all.

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  90. Anonymous9:25 AM

    Aww poor baby Bristol is desperate for President Obama's attention. Sorry Bristol, Mr. Obama has more important things to do than wasting his time with you. Whats the matter Bristol? Can't fight your own battles? You need your mommy? Hahahahaha. What a loser. Time to grow up Bristol.

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