Saturday, March 03, 2012

Jimmy Kimmel previews Bristol Palin's new reality show "Life's a Tripp."

Yep, that's how I envision the show too.

64 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:08 AM

    Don't feel guilty exploiting your son, Bristle. It's the Palin way.

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  2. Anonymous2:56 AM

    I think the title should have been: Life's New Chinny Chin Chin.

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  3. DobieTracker3:20 AM

    Also OT---But-----Do insurance companiews pay for vasectomys? I am assuming they do.

    WHY hasn't anyone mentioned that men who get vasectomys ( at least according to Limpdick's logic) are whores because they want to get paid for having sex ?

    I also assume Viagra is paid for. That seems to be a double insult as obviously, GOD does not want these men to have sex or he would have given them erections, Right!

    Of course if the Viagra is for homosexual sex, no problem there, except whatever sex you are having sex with, to have insurance pay for your Viagra is still making you a whore as you get paid to have sex.

    And who are all these hetero men using their insurance paid for Viagra and Vasectomys going to have sex with once women are denied contraception and called sluts because they want to have sex.

    And what about all the guys who are always trying to get women to say yes to sex going to do if women can't get contraception and get called sluts for even wanting it (contraception, not sex)?

    I mean if men thought it was hard to get laid before, guess how much harder it will be if women care called sluts just for even wanting to have sex, even if they don't do it cause they cannot afford the contraception~

    And CONDOMS ! Are they ever paid for by insurance companies?? I dont think so, but if the fundelmentalist dont want any kind of contraception to be used then condoms should not be made by the CORPORATIONS THAT MAKE SO MUCH MONEY FROM MAKING CONDOMS.

    And with NO condoms, everyone will be too afraid to have sex because of HIV and ALL THE OTHER STD'S OUT THERE.

    And how is beer and other products that rely on making sexual objects out of women going to sel their products when, with no condoms available, no one will be having sex for fear of HIV, STDs, unwanted pregancies and/or the cost of fnancially supporting all the babies that get made anyway.

    Of course, only the outlaws will have babies when "recreational" or even "spiritual" sex is verboten in favor of ONLY "making baby" type sex.

    OH WHERE WILL IT ALL END ? God, I guess it will be up to us seniors who can't get pregnant and who are so close to death's door that a little STD here and there won't really bother us, to carry on with sex in spite of all it's perils and problems.

    Or, as some famous person once said, " IF you want to do anything right, you have to do it yourself ."

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    1. Anonymous6:10 AM

      LOL!

      Have you read about "Limp"baugh being stopped at an airport with a bottle of Viagra with someone else's name on the bottle and way over the normal strength. Poor guy obviously has serious ED problems. As Lawrence O'Donnell brought up too, he has been married four times and yet not a single kid. Someone is using birth control or the old fart is shooting blanks. Whichever, thank god he is not propagating!

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    2. Anonymous6:16 AM

      Yes - Viagra is paid for.

      Give thought to the age of the Pedophile Priests and their need for massive amounts of Viagra and they're the 'dicks' spewing the loudest about women's contraception being the war on religion. Those same 'dicks' that spew the hate about LGBT while they practice it themselves.

      There are still, to this day, parachuting priests out to protect them from complaints filed.

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    3. Swamp Rabbit6:32 AM

      Fanned & faved if there were such things available through these comments.

      What I find baffling is that the attacks are so asymmetrical. For every sex act that requires contraception to avoid pregnancy, there is not only a female participant, but a MALE participant, as well. Why aren't the partners of women wanting contraception big vilified as "sluts"?

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    4. Anonymous10:53 AM

      Excuse me, 7:16? LGBT =/= what the priests did. That was pedophilia with CHILDREN, who, because of their age cannot consent in any relationship with an adult.
      An LGBT relationship involves two consenting ADULTS.

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  4. Anonymous3:40 AM

    Who are these people who supposedly "fell in love" with Bristles? Too bad the group did not include at least one of her baby Daddies. For someone who is constantly telling us how "strong, loving, happy" she is it appears she has problems keeping a "boyfriend" around. Poor kids will be so confused when they meet the fathers of their friends. "Mommy. why don't I have a REAL Daddy, not just Uncles"????

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    1. Anonymous10:57 AM

      oh damn! Even the Crazy ass Sarah Palin has a HUZbAND-

      Brisdull - what is WRONG with you?

      You gonna pay Gino to put a ring on it soon to save yourself some serious HUMILIATION???

      How very Klondike Kardashian of you...

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  5. Tom Joad3:52 AM

    Oh yea, " he is better off with the eagle".

    That is the Paylins, always classy.

    Can't wait to watch the show, i am sure it will be a huge success......Not!

    Another epic failure......to be followed by even more failures and even more failures after that.

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  6. Anonymous3:55 AM

    That was AWESOME!!!

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  7. Anonymous4:17 AM

    I love his last statement. "He's better off with the eagle." Does he know the Palins? You betcha!

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  8. Tom Joad4:23 AM

    !!!BOYCOTT!!!

    Let Lifetime know that we are not going to watch ANYTHING on their network, until this stupid show is canceled.
    When and if the show has sponsors...we boycott them too.

    Remember the American rule..." bullshit walks and money talks".

    Just ask Rush, he is loosing sponsors ($), faster than he can get new ones.

    BOYCOTT..it is what all the cool kids are doing this Spring!

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  9. Anonymous4:31 AM

    Rush calls a 30 year old Georgetown law student a slut and prostitute...

    Bristol.. what words would he use to describe an unmarried and uneducated teen mother?

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  10. Brilliant! Too bad it is reality. No amount of Hollywood trickery will be able to show that brisdull is doing the right thing by that kid, just doing the show speaks volumes about her bad choices and only continues to allow the public to ridicule. Yeah, this is a good thing brisdull, for the comedians and those of us who love to laugh at stupid.

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  11. Anonymous4:43 AM

    Levi and Mercede will get to see Tripp on TV.

    Too bad Levi does not have big enough balls to fight for his court ordered visits.

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    1. Maybe Levi knows he is not the father after all! Although he may be the father of some other Bristol baby...

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  12. Heh, Tripp is better off with the eagles.

    Way to exploit your child Bristol, your master Sarah has taught you well.Now if anyone criticizes your show, you can whine about the evil librul media picking on your precious little gift from God.

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  13. VeryPolitik4:58 AM

    "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me" - clearly Bristol took Stuart Smalley, aka Al Franken, Daily Affirmations to heart ;-)

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  14. Anonymous5:00 AM

    I should have known better to not be drinking coffee watching this. Absolutely hilarious!!

    Cleanup on laptop aisle! But well worth it!!

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  15. Anonymous5:02 AM

    thanks for posting - good laugh to start the day and I think Kimmel nailed it !

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  16. Anonymous5:06 AM

    Blast! Shailey Tripp's new book: Boys will be Boys: Media, Morality, and the Coverup of the Todd Palin Shailey Tripp Sex Scandal is not available (yet?) at amazon.ca. It is available at amazon.com though.

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    1. Anonymous6:19 AM

      Check shipping info on amazon.com as you can purchase from the site from outside the U.S.

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    2. justforpostin7:53 AM

      I have it and recommend it. VERY detailed. VERY specific. Pretty graphic, but important. There is no way to disbelieve Shailey after reading this book.

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    3. Anonymous8:25 AM

      I ordered mine online at amazon.com

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    4. Anonymous3:12 PM

      Sex trafficking across state lines is a federal crime. I hope the allegation garners some more serious investigation, unless it is already in progress. While they were still in the Governor's office? Bill Allen? Lisa Murkowski interested. Is she afraid of the Palin's? Common, anyone?

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  17. Anonymous5:06 AM

    I hate to break it to you folks, but that promo was totally FAKE... Tripp doesn't do public appearances without a pacifier. c'mon haters, you can do better than that.

    ; )

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  18. Emily Peacock5:09 AM

    "he's better off with the eagle." ROFLMAO!!!!!

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  19. Anonymous5:32 AM

    Where is troll that keeps telling us how "private" the family is?

    Nothing says "private" like being on a reality show.

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  20. Too bad that Kimmel didn't pick up on IM's term for the Palins: Klondike Kardasians. He was close and he was correct in his comparison.

    I think Bristol's show is going to be a Mother Lode for comedians and I couldn't be happier.

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    1. Anonymous6:25 AM

      I'm thrilled that it get's national coverage making Brisket the butt joke being it's on Kimmel on network TV.

      Kimmel is the show that all the dancers of DWTS go on after they're kicked off and he has the winners too. So there is a good chance Brisket's been on his show!! Now he's helping to kick her to the curb!!

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    2. Anonymous10:40 AM

      Brisket disappeared after DWTS. Didn't do any after show appearances - she was getting a new chin and had to do something about that baby bump she had on the show.

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  21. I would bet serious money that when Tripp is in and out of rehab from drug abuse due to dealing with this crazy family and having to live with the legacy that his mother and grandmother have set for him, that brisdull will be all over Levi to help her raise this kids and pay for the bills....OH and blame Levi for not being there for Tripp. Talk about a book. My Life as Tripp was a Trip. Poor Kid

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  22. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Still absolutely blows my mind that she would name her son after her father's prostitute. Guess, though, if her mom thought it was cute to name a kid after a medical condition..Tri-G...shouldn't be a surprise.

    LOL at the comment about the privacy troll. So true.

    I agree, Tripp will end up like so many of the Hollywood kids and be so screwed up as a teen and adult. Like Auntie Piper, the kid doesn't stand a chance to be normal.

    As least Bristol is honest and tells the world that she is always tripping out. Her mother tries to hide her drug addiction...Bristol announces it to everyone. "My Life on a Trip".

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  23. lol He's better off with the eagle!
    Priceless.

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  24. Anonymous6:21 AM

    How come they all treated Bristle and Levi like they were so proud of them at the reb convention in 2008? I could not believe that.! Here was a unwed teenage pregnant girl and boyfriend. treated like stars. A 20 yr old law student who wants to be treated with respectand wants birth control to be in the insurance provision, ( wants to be responsible) gets called a slut. Bristol gets jobs with no education or training. gets DWTS when she was no star no talent. gets book deals about how hard it is to be a working parent when she has never helds a job more than 3 mon. TV shows how hard it is TO BE A SINGLE PARENT. bULL-Hhow many teenagers have free healthcare, can even get a good job, take off when they want, have 3 or 4 houses, have nannies! I bet we all paid for her birth control pills remember her health care is through the native tribe there. She said she was having sex Levi was living in the house where are all of them to call hner names. Everyone should boycott Lifetime I don't want to see the grifter on TV with all her lies about why she was tAKING BIRTHCONTROL

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    1. Anonymous7:17 AM

      Maybe Todd was charging Levi to have sex with Bristol..you never know what goes on in that crazy family.

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  25. Anonymous6:32 AM

    What will Tripp's recollections of his childhood be when he's a teenager? He may vaguely remember being around all these strangers in LA, different men in Bristol's life, being filmed and photographed a lot, having his life invaded, disrupted, moving from home to home, location to location, always having a filming crew following his every move, very little quiet normal time for this young man.

    Just like the eight kids of Kate and Jon, these will grow up with emotional/psychological issues. They were deprived of a normal life. They were a 'curiosity', being used, exploited by their parent as an earning tool. They were not unlike the "elephant Man", being watched and unapologetically displayed as some kind of new species.

    What Bristol is doing to Tripp is not unlike cruel abuse. I so wish the lawmakers would make it mandatory that using children in 'reality shows' and such be a crime.

    What it does to these kids is turns them into unhappy confused individuals. I recall reading about the Dionne quintuplets had severe issues as adults.

    How can family values people encourage this form of exploitation? It's a degree below child pornography IMO.

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    1. Anonymous7:22 AM

      If Tripp is Levi's son, why has he allowed Bristol to use him as a money making machine..I don't think Tripp is the father of Tripp and if he is he's an idiot!

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    2. Anonymous8:11 AM

      I can't agree strongly enough that a law should exist to protect ALL children from being products of public consumption via the media.....especially in the manner of a "reality" show.

      These children truly do not have the true ability to agree; they don't have the cognisance to know what it means to have their childhood recorded and tainted by the idiocy of their parents.

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  26. Anonymous6:35 AM

    What are the odds that 15 years from now, "Tripp Palin" will change his name to "Tom Johnston,"
    or "Bill Smith," or something far away from the Palins, their cringe-making "Tripp" obsession, and their exploitation of a pre-schooler for state tax credits. He'll move thousands of miles away and hope to become anonymous.

    Bristol, go to community college, become a nurses' aide, or a draftsman, or use it as a stepping stone to a four-year degree in nursing, paralegal work,
    or whatever.

    Or, if you don't like the confines of being at a desk,
    start your own fishing business, or daycare business or another small business, where you're responsible every day to the customers and your employees.

    In the meantime, just audit a course at the University at Anchorage -- see where your talents and interests lie. Being the daughter of a one-time political celebrity has a half-life of about four years. That means, from here on out, your sense of entitlement and the perks that have showered on you will continue to evaporate. By the time you're 25, you'll be a minor mention in the National Enquirer if you get busted for drugs -- or if you have rung up a profitable year with your floral business. You could go either way.

    There's a long life ahead of you, and this thing, if it's ever aired, will be your last reality show. Plan now for how you'll provide a safe and comfortable life for you son beginning NOW. On your own. It's called growing up. Maybe he'll love you when he's a grown man, if he sees what you've done for him -- really for him.

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    1. Anonymous9:42 AM

      the fake diploma won't work, but you can still get your GED Bristol. Community college is good enough for Britta, so it's good enough for you.

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  27. Anonymous6:47 AM

    The girl is duller than wet toilet paper stuck on the bottom of a shoe, and a lot harder to get rid of.

    How many kids has she spawned that are hidden?

    I now think of her as beefalo, half cow, half bison.

    Except Beefalo have a role, Bristol is a female grifter smuck, a chip off the ole block.

    What a family. Pretty disgusting. The republicans sure know how to pick them.

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  28. Anonymous6:55 AM

    She is nauseating.

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  29. Anonymous7:22 AM

    What is truly disgusting about this whole "reality show" fiasco, is that all the Palins will draw a (taxpayer funded) paycheck, whether this tripe ever airs or not. The film maker will get his "pound of flesh". The Massey brothers were left with lots of boring tapes which can not be sold. The test audience were totally unimpressed with "Bristles". Too bad the crew who complained about babysitting constantly while SHE was texting do not come forward and tell the whole story about how many children she has and what a great mother she is!!

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  30. I thought Bristol was more attractive before her "jaw" surgery, whatever that was. Kind of sad.

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  31. Anonymous7:54 AM

    It's pretty clear that Sarah Palin (and the Republicans) do not value education. The Republicans don't want informed voters. In Sarah's case, it was probably hard to study basic material and stay in school. To quote GWB, "It's hard work." It seems to have filtered down to the next Pain generation that barely finished high school, and feel that celebrity is the path to fame and fortune. Bristol changed her looks, but she can't change what's inside-- nothing. The only way to fill that void would have been through education and some real work. Talk about your family values.

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  32. Anonymous7:55 AM

    Bristol is disgusting just like her mother. Nice job sarah in making another one of you. Your kids are either going to rebel and not be anything like you or be just like you, lying, worthless, selfish to the core narcissists who will do anything for money. You people are bullies who will step on anybody and everybody to get what you want. Despicable, non contributing members of society.

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  33. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Kimmel says, He is better off with the Eagle, and that is true. Funny !!

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  34. Anonymous8:11 AM

    Bristol: How I became a millionaire after a camping Tripp

    Bristol: The millionaire single mother will show how hard life is raising her son Tripp in the backwoods of Alaska.
    Bristol: I forgot to use an aspirin and became a millionaire.

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  35. Anonymous8:36 AM

    when Rush was caught bringing in Viagra with the name of his doctor on the label (was embarassed to have his own name on it) - Rush was not married at the time.

    Why would an unmarried man need Viagra on a guys' vacation?

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  36. Anonymous8:37 AM

    This Palin "family" is so dysfunctional with a lot of just plain stupid thrown in the mix. Education and higher learning is of no value at all to any of them. They exist in a vitriolic vacuum of lies while they feel they are owed something just because that's how they are wired. I feel sorry for the young children who are exposed to this toxic environment. It's all a sham and a con game with the Palins. Nothing is genuine except their con games passed from one generation to the next. What a legacy.

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  37. Anonymous8:57 AM

    What a Tripp?

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  38. Anonymous9:07 AM

    She will use Tripp as a shield.

    Don't talk mean with kids routine.

    But she shoves him out there as part of her act. and eventually like Piper he will not be the cutey pie kid, but a brat, a real angry brat. Like Bristol was.

    the dysfunction is so obvious in that family.

    Bristol may truly love the kid, but she doesn't hesitate using him for her own uses, not his. He won't be mistreated physically, but he is being twisted mentally.

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  39. Anonymous9:33 AM

    I won't even acknowledge her enought o watch the clip. The entire family is an epic fail.

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    1. Anonymous11:04 AM

      You should, the clip is very funny.

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  40. Anonymous9:39 AM

    Hilarious. These Palin people just don't get that they are the butt of jokes, not stars like they think they are. As some poster mentioned above, nothing says "private family" like pimping your kid on reality tv for money.

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  41. Anonymous9:57 AM

    What would have happened to Brisdull if she hadn't gotten pregnant ? Having Tripp was the best thing that could have happened. I mean she has ZERO talent is stupid and boring and has little personality.I doubt if she could have gone to college .That takes brains and hardwork. Something neither she nor her grifting family possess.Breeding stock that's all she is.

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  42. Anonymous11:02 AM

    Real title: "Bristol Hollywood": Pimp of Tripp." Just like her daddy.

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  43. Oh how I laughed and laughed and then laughed some more when I saw this yesterday!

    Beefalo when you get around to reading the comments here and of course you will...you should answer the question that is on everyone's mind....Why did you name your son after your daddies prostitute??

    I ordered my book from Amazon and I am patiently waiting for it to arrive...I encourage everyone to buy this book...from the reviews that I have read so far...the Toad is a nasty, small dick, weird sexual hangups pervert! Yep...he sounds like a Palin!

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    1. Anonymous1:42 PM

      It seems that Levi caught Toad after Shailey serviced him. So, it seems Tripp's name is a big fuck you to Toad from Bartles and Levi.

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  44. Anonymous12:01 PM

    God the whole family except the little ones) is nauseating. A bunch of greedy piggies.

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  45. Anonymous2:45 PM

    It's best to extract the monetary value from Tripp before he exits the cute stage. If Tripp was a girl, he'd could make a pretty penny as an "abstinence works" un-wed teen mom, but he's a boy. And Palin boys grow up like Track, nearly worthless in the grifting game.

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  46. Don the Bluesman9:10 AM

    Didn't she say she had to take the pill for cramps at one time? Is wallow on the pill? You know Rush just called all women who take birth control sluts. Where is sarah's outrage at rush calling her kids sluts?

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