Monday, April 30, 2012

The real reason for Bristol's blog is made obvious as her ghostwriter defends Palin against pundits who are using her VP pick as the worst case scenario for Mitt Romney to avoid.

"No, no, no don't use MY picture! Bristol wrote this! No really!"
Courtesy of Nancy French's blog:

Most of you know I’d rather post photos of my family and write about Alaska than talk about politics. But after reading and watching some recent commentary, I can’t help myself. 

The chattering class (The "chattering class?" Really) is talking – endlessly – about Mitt Romney’s choice of a Vice Presidential running mate. Will he choose a Governor? A Senator? A Congressman? There are many good options for Governor Romney – and all of them have already been dissected in the media – with a list of pros and cons beside their names. One is too “northern,” another is too “boring,” another is too “white.” I’ve lived through the scrutiny the family will endure, and it can be a nightmare. 

Talking Points Memo in an article titled, “Why Mitt Romney Won’t Take GOP Down Another VP Rabbit Hole” quoted a strategist who said my mom is “a case study on what not to do. The McCain campaign really screwed up by going in and picking someone who was just gonna shake up the ticket when they should have picked someone who’s safe.” 

In other words, the pundits say Senator McCain made a huge mistake. But where’s the evidence to back up this conventional wisdom? I’m not a pundit, but I remember the race. I was there. I remember the frenzied crowds after my mom joined the ticket. I remember the huge fundraising surge. I remember her convention speech. I even remember how McCain/Palin took a polling lead over Obama/Biden.

Yes the polls went up because Sarah Palin was new, and nobody knew anything about her. EVERYBODY loves "new."

But then they learned about her, despite the campaign's attempts to keep her away from the media, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Perhaps Nancy ought to read more because then she would learn that the group of people the MOST adamant about Romney not picking a Sarah Palin like VP choice are the Republicans.

I am not even going to bother picking apart Nancy's argument, because JUST the fact that she believes that ANYBODY would buy that this post was written by Bristol is almost too funny to believe.

I can hardly wait until somebody catches Bristol out in public and asks her on camera ANYTHING about what is written on her blog.

"Wait! Wait did I say?"

196 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:45 AM

    whoever articulated that screed seems to have a background in actually having achieved an education, that obviously discounts that perpetually pregnant skank grifter bristool

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    1. Anonymous12:27 PM

      It's sure as double hockey sticks wasn't written by her.

      A correction for you, "Bristol." "I’ve lived through the scrutiny the family will endure, and it can be a nightmare."

      No, you ARE living it, I hope it IS a nightmare, and it's NOT going to stop. Your mother (in name only) gave McCain a temporary surge until she opened her mouth and exposed just what a know-nothing she is.

      You're an international JOKE, all of you, including your pimp daddy, so look in the mirror if you want to assess blame.

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    2. Durham2:50 PM

      I wish this site had a way of showing the readers approval of what a commenter wrote, because if it did I'd be all over your comment with "Like" showing my complete agreement with what you wrote. Sarah acts nothing like a responsible and mature parent should act raising her kids, and I predict the worse failure of the family will be Piper. She has gotten none of the real positive reinforcement and attention she should have gotten in the past four years, and it will start showing up as she enters her teenage years. Her attitude towards schools will be where it shows up first.

      Outside of adding my comment about Piper, everything else you said hit it on the nail.

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    3. I really hope and pray that each and everyone of you has a daughter that the rest of us can trash just as you trash this girl. Before you openly trash talk a lady maybe you should think about how you would feel if someone talked about your daughter that way. I feel sorry for you guys who have such great role models as the Kardashians and Snooki and would trash someone who's mother did more in one day for the service to her country than you will do in a life time. Lucky for you Jersey shores just got a one year extension.

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    4. Anonymous3:59 PM

      And pray, tell--what has Bristol's mother done "in one day" to serve her country? The only one Sarah serves is herself.

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    5. Anonymous4:10 PM

      It's only a nightmare if you have things to hide, like shacking up over night with a basketball player you know your racist supporters will not like, especially when your unplanned pregnancy with Todd is so close it makes you look morally weak, and you're obviously are, when you're also claiming to be a strong "Christian", your not.

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    6. boomerApr 30, 2012 04:44 PM

      Oh looky...looky...we got another Krazy troll! You should see the comment they left down below...it's a lou lou! LOL!!!

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    7. Anonymous4:34 PM

      boomer....MY own daughter didn't repeatedly put herself out there on reality television or start a blog on the internet. My own daughter didn't get pregnant than tout herself as an abstinence advocate...lol! Bristol is public fodder. Plenty of celebrity children stay out of the public eye and don't get "trashed" as you say. Maybe Bristol should try that.

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    8. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Holy frickinfrack, Boomer. A lady wouldn't describe, in her "autobiography" how her first intercourse was in a tent, courtesy of winecoolers.
      TMI, ya now.

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    9. Anita Winecooler9:23 PM

      Hi boomer!!!!!! I have two of those dotters and one son. Here's the difference, they're too busy doing crazy, zany things like getting on the deans list, aiming for the national honor society, scholarships you know, readin, ritin, rithmitic.

      Happily unencumbered by an overbearing mom while being an unwed mom.

      They aren't snobs, have decent friends and these wonderful things called jobs, responsibilities, and real lives.

      Bristol put herself out there, she's a big gal, she can take it. She writes of sex, tents, gnats, mistakes, rape, louis voitton luggage, and the sisters of eternal self flagellation, then is STUNNED that people are investing in winecoolers.

      There, I splained it to ya, like a three year old.

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    10. Anonymous7:14 AM

      @ Boomer. Go ahead and try talking to my not-knocked-up-not-drop-out daughter that way. She'll tell you some things you don't want to hear.

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    11. Anonymous3:46 PM

      French is a greasy haired bitch!

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  2. Anonymous11:55 AM

    Mitt Romney's pick for running-mate will be no Sarah Palin-like 'game change'

    ...Choose wisely, as Barack Obama did in 2008, and you get a safe, mildly re-assuring running mate like Joe Biden.

    Though long-winded and prone to the knee-slapping gaffe, Biden did what he was supposed to do — ease anxiety about a Democratic candidate lacking experience both in Washington and on the foreign policy front.

    Choose poorly, as John McCain did, and you get a vice-presidential train wreck.

    If Americans have learned anything about Mitt Romney through the 2012 presidential cycle, it is that he is no John McCain.

    There will be no Sarah Palin-like “game change” moment leading to the Republican national convention in August — it’s just not in Romney’s DNA to gamble away his long-sought shot at the White House.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/04/30/analysis-romneys-pick-for-running-mate-will-be-no-sarah-palin-like-game-change/

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    1. Here's a short video of Baldy this past weekend in Bama...look at that NEST on her head...did I see a twig sticking out or was that a tiny bird moving around on top of that egg shaped head! And WTF is she wearing??

      And she is full SCREECH...so gird your ears! LOL!!

      http://youtu.be/YmxdFVvyv_M

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    2. Pajamas, apparently.

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    3. ManxMamma2:37 PM

      Dear God she looks like shit...S&M shoes, short skirt and a hoodie. WTF?

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    4. thedude4:07 PM

      Check out the shoes. Ankle high boots with heels - with white feathers covering the whole footwear! Hilarious! Wish I could link it but it was part of some of that nonsense and didn't know how to grab it.

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    5. thedude4:09 PM

      Oh, they did mention those shoes on the C4P - of course, they loved the white feathers. Like some astrial message.

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    6. Anonymous6:00 PM

      It looks as if she has a huge hairy spider on her head.

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    7. Anita Winecooler9:30 PM

      Wow, it must be spring! The twigs, the bird nest, the screech as the talons dig in while the skull bobs back and forth.

      I'd wear that to wash my car, but never in public!

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  3. Anonymous11:57 AM

    Sarah Palin factor puts women in back row


    Mitt Romney’s running mate will not be a woman. And we have Sarah Palin to thank for that. At least in part.

    In the search for Mitt’s Number Two, perhaps Beth Myers will try to pitch South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley or Gov. Susana Martinez of New Mexico. Either woman would bring both diversity and southern-state gravitas. And there’s U.S. Sen. Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, Condoleezza Rice — plenty of seemingly qualified conservative women to choose from.

    But Romney won’t choose any of them. He’s playing it safe. And after Election 2008, safe means Mr. Wonder Bread. (Pack those bags, Rob Portman.) Picking a woman may make people think of what happened four years ago — that gamey-changey stuff — and Romney does not want that. At all.



    Thanks, Sarah.

    Being a woman in the world of politics was a hard enough endeavor to begin with. But now we are feeling the full brunt of the additional Palin Factor: Whatever a candidate’s political liabilities may be, they seem somehow amplified by the lack of a Y chromosome.

    “I do think that the extent to which Palin had liabilities as a candidate and as a public official has had some implications as to what we think of all women in office,” said Kay L. Schlozman, a political science professor at Boston College.

    Palin wasn’t the only one who had a hand in creating this situation, of course. Sexism in American politics, both the overt kind and the silent variety that lies hidden like black mold in a dank basement, is as old as this nation. But as a candidate, Palin not only had a responsibility to her party not to catastrophically implode; like it or not, she had a duty to women.

    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/view.bg?articleid=1061128117&srvc=rss

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    1. "...But as a candidate, Palin not only had a responsibility to her party not to catastrophically implode; like it or not, she had a duty to women."
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      And that responsibility included knowing not only her strengths, but also her limitations, and assessing both wisely.

      And having done so, her duty was to decline the offer.

      She failed utterly and completely on both counts.

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    2. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Well, I was reading your comment, nodding in agreement until I reached the following: "And there’s . . . Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer . . . — plenty of seemingly qualified conservative women to choose from.

      You may not realize that Jan Brewer's educational foundation is iffy at best: though she graduated high school, she could not even graduate from community college. She did get a radiological technologist certificate, but that's it.

      Think about that. She had even less formal education that dear little Sarah Palin!

      Do you really think someone with so little discipline, so little ability should be a heartbeat away from the ability to set off nuclear warfare?

      That anyone would include The Brewster in a list of qualified vice presidential candidates horrifies me, and should horrify anyone.

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    3. Anonymous1:32 PM

      Jan Brewer would be just as disastrous of a VP pick as was Palin.

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    4. Ailsa2:27 PM

      To Anonymous 01:20 PM who said -

      "Well, I was reading your comment, nodding in agreement until I reached the following: "And there’s . . . Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer . . ."

      I totally agree with your assessment of Jan Brewer but I don't understand why you took the poster to task as though s/he was expressing a personal opinion. I suppose it wasn't obvious to you that this was a quote from an article, although the link was provided.

      The person you want to take to task is the author of the piece, Kimberly Atkins.

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    5. Anonymous6:26 PM

      NH's Kelly Ayotte is no saint either. She was heavily involved in a mortgage scamming company that took advantage of seniors and robbed them of their life savings.

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    6. The nomination of Sarah Palin *was* sexism. He didn't pick a woman with experience and skills. Any old broad would have done the trick. High heels and lipstick were big factors.

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  4. Anonymous11:58 AM

    It is obvious that Sarah Palin was chosen simply to put a woman on the ticket hoping to capitalize on the female vote. She was a bad choice even for that. She was not well known and had no real experience and certainly no knowledge of world affairs and current events. She later proved that she could not even be counted on to fulfill the role she was given as Alaska's governor. I think we can all thank our lucky stars that John McCain was not a more compelling choice. Can you even begin to imagine what things would be like with this woman a heartbeat away from the presidency? That thought is totally mind boggling.

    http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2012/04/bristol-palin-sarah-palin-vice-president-mitt-romney-/1

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    1. lostinmn12:30 PM

      great read but does sara really qualify as a woman? I think of her more as an aging trollop or bar chick - not exactly the kind of woman I want to support

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    2. Anonymous1:05 PM

      Lot's of comments over there. Doesn't Sarah read USAToday along with People "magazine" to stay informed?

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    3. Anonymous1:14 PM

      She's the kind of woman that makes other women pay for their own rape kits if they're raped. Not exactly my kind of woman either!

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    4. Anonymous6:35 PM

      It's the usual misogynist, typically TeaThuglican view of women - sorry for the vulgarity, but this is their brutally, honest attitude exposed - "turn'em upside down and they're all pink."

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  5. Anonymous12:01 PM

    Nice try, Nancy. No one is going to believe Bristol "I went and shoot a tree" Palin is capable of complete sentences, much less political analysis. I can't wait for Kristy Patullo the Kreepy Palin Stalker to show up and tell us how Bristol's writing has steadily improved in the 2007-2009 years due to her hard work in her imaginary classes, or how she wrote a vaguely intelligible Facebook comment in October 2010. I like to put Kristy's name and stalker in some of my comments so that when she is inevitably arrested, teh Google will send people to IM.

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  6. Olivia12:05 PM

    Go on Milt! Pick Sarah, pick Sarah, pleeeeease! McCain's choice wasn't a mistake, really it wasn't. It was all part of the grand plan to elect Barack Obama and it worked!

    Hey Bristol! How does it feel realizing your mother was a major player in the election of Barack Obama?

    Tell her thanks from me!

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    1. If he does, and wins, he'll be "incapacitated" within the year. Just like McLame woulda been.

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  7. Anonymous12:08 PM

    Picking a Veep in a Post-Palin World

    Four years ago, when Sarah Palin was tapped for the GOP’s number-two slot, her inexperience on the national stage was seen as an advantage by many Republican consultants. She was a fresh face from Alaska and a self-styled maverick, and in a campaign where both parties ran against Washington, her selection fit the times.

    The times have changed. Many senior Republican politicos, including some who were burned by the Palin backlash, are now urging Mitt Romney to consider inside-the-Beltway experience as a plus rather than a minus as he mulls his veep pick. Mild-mannered federal lawmakers with long résumés are in; fiery rising stars are out.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/blogs/print/296928

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    1. I'm thinking he's having a helluva time finding someone willing to lose with him.

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    2. Dis Gusted6:27 PM

      Rubio SAYS no, but means yes.

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  8. Anonymous12:08 PM

    "In other words, the pundits say Senator McCain made a huge mistake. But where’s the evidence to back up this conventional wisdom? "

    Well, he lost.
    There's the evidence that backs it up.
    Anything else you need help with, "Bristol"?

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    1. And wasn't BHO's win by the largest margin in some years?

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    2. Anita Winecooler9:38 PM

      So True! And aren't polls for hookers? She mentions that mom and the old man beat Candidates Obama and Biden in the polls?

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    3. Anonymous9:47 AM

      Yeah, Nancy sure hangs on for dear life to a few select polls, which Sarah says are for strippers.

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  9. "In other words, the pundits say Senator McCain made a huge mistake. But where’s the evidence to back up this conventional wisdom?"
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    He lost, you dolt. (Seriously, no matter that gibbering loon who birthed you says, he lost.)

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  10. Anonymous12:11 PM

    See it's like this Barstool and $arah: Winners never quit. And Quitters never win. Ever. Sad that "bristol" has a blog about her mom. What that woman won't do to use her kids as shields. And what those kids have learned about the art of grifting. Soon we'll see a blog "written" by Willow, pimping her big sister, pimping her mom. And on and on it'll go. But that's about all they'll have and nothing to show for all that hard work!

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    1. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Kind of telling that Bristol is the one with the ghostwritten blog sticking up for Sarah, and not Todd.

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  11. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Dear "Bristol,"

    We -- the voters -- were "there," too.

    Sure, nice convention speech, fundraising surge because there finally was a vice presidential candidate, and crowds eager to find out what she was all about.

    THEN we found out. We stopped giving money, the media attention created crowds, and the poll numbers sank quickly after her novelty wore off.

    THEN Sarah Palin said a few words ("Any of them, all of them," "In what respect, Charlie?") and poor Mr. McCain knew he was saddled with a loser. But it was too late to change.

    We remember it well, "Bristol," and so does the Republican party. The people who send your mother their spare change might continue to do so, but the big money people who fuel the GOP won't be writing any checks, to her, her PAC, or yours.

    Time to file your application for "hair school," dear Ms. Palin. The summer semester will be starting soon.

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  12. Anonymous12:12 PM

    It appears that we now know the real purpose for the blog - defend Sarah! Is the Palin defense fund paying for their services?

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    1. Dis Gusted6:28 PM

      SarahPAC is paying as advertising.

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    2. Anita Winecooler9:40 PM

      Who's paying for Nancy's "Man Suit"?

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    3. Anonymous9:50 AM

      Every single person touching that blog is being paid by SarahPac.

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    4. Anonymous9:52 AM

      Edit to add: "...being paid by SarahPac, including Bristol for the use of her name."

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  13. Anonymous12:12 PM

    I was a life-long midwest republican until 2008 (am in my 50's). The last election changed that permanently.

    Admittedly, I always admired Barack Obama and there was a good chance I was going to vote for him regardless. However, I was still on the fence up to September 2008 when McCain announced the VP pick.

    I was angry that the republicans were willing to trade the safety and security of this country for a cheap political attempt to gain viagra-driven old geezer and Hillary-supporting voters (doesn't say much for their attitude towards the intelligence of female voters).

    As a result, I joined my democratic-party-supporting wife and gladly voted for Obama/Biden.

    I will never go back and vote republican again. Funny thing is I used to vote for Democrats once in a while just to prove I wasn't a 100% party man. Now, I absolutely refuse to vote republican (also protesting Citizens United).

    Funny thing is that 4 republican couples we know all went through the same thought process and voted for Obama/Biden due to the choice of Palin as VP. By extrapolation, I would say this was a very common pattern in the 2008 election.

    I was still too bound by my republican traditions to offer monetary support to the Democratic Party in 2008, but am heavily doing so this year.

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    1. Ain't it great, crossing over from the dark side?!?!

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    2. Anonymous3:59 PM

      Welcome! Thanks for sharing your story. The republicans have gone over the edge into a very dark place.

      -Alicat

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    3. Anonymous4:54 PM

      Same here. My family on all sides was republican literally from the days of Abraham Lincoln. NEVER AGAIN!! NEVER AGAIN!! They would all be rolling in their graves if they could see the republican party now. Their definition of real American patriotism did not include: hate, division, religious and racial bigotry, willful ignorance, slander, and lying.

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    4. Boscoe7:12 PM

      I'm a totally non-partisan guy. I'm willing to listen to anyone who has sensible ideas. In 2008 I sat in front of the tv and said "sell me". I watched with a completely open mind to see who had the better sales pitch. (I actually liked McCain back in 2000, before he flip-flopped on every principle he ever had).

      In the end, it was McCain continuing the Bush fear-mongering and his disastrously embarrassing "handling" of the Bush financial collapse that made it clear I couldn't possibly vote for him.

      Palin merely "silled the dill". The was no way I was going to validate that level of incompetence. And all the insipid "Joe the Plumber" and "death panels" and "teleprompters" crap and seeing Palin onstage with Bocephus standing behind her was about all I could stand. The only thing missing was truckasaurus crushing an import car accompanied by a fireworks display and some crocheted beercan hats.

      Thanks, but no thanks, Mama Grizzly. I'm not interested in a Hee Haw character's definition of "rill America".

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    5. Anita Winecooler9:47 PM

      Welcome Aboard! I admire your honesty and I hope others feel the same way, because the GOP isn't what it once was and I doubt that people of conscience would waste the privilege and duty to vote just to stay in a political party. (I come from a family with some old school Republicans who've crossed over as well)

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  14. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Yeah, right. Bristol who barely attended high school, but somehow got a diploma anyway writes about "chattering classes" and "pundits' and "conventional wisdom."

    Next thing you know she'll be running her own think tank in between birthin' babies, and doing reality shows and stints on Dancing with the stars and replacing her chin implant.

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    1. Thanks, Anonymous, for the amusing mental picture of Bristol showing up at the American Enterprise Institute, or perhaps the Cato Institute.

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    2. Dis Gusted6:30 PM

      Bristol got her diploma the same way Willow did. It was purchased. They both took the adult education courses online which only require 100 credits instead of the 125 credits that public HS requires.

      Final exams are also taken online - no time limit, open book. A 4th grader can pass.

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    3. Anonymous6:40 PM

      if the Kochs and Koch suckers succeed in taking over Cato - all bets are off.

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    4. So Bristol's bullshit about being proud of her sister graduating a year early is because she only had to take 100 credits online vs. 125 that is required by those who physically attend a public HS? Final exams are open book? This is nothing to brag about yet she does, because none of the bots have this same info and she can get away with it. Is there anything this family won't lie about? NO, NO, NO!!

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  15. lostinmn12:17 PM

    this thinly veiled woman writing as though she is Brisket is too funny. I wonder how many people really think this is nothing more than sara finding another way to talk and having deniability about it? I wonder if she is getting paid from SaraPAC? And if so where they are burying the outlay?

    I don't read it and rely on people like you to inform but I must say it's really tacky to lend your name to a blog you don't produce. Then again she does have a trademark on her name - as does Sara so perhaps we should be looking for a TM behind the Brisket name so we know French is just using the name to produce her own blog. It obviously can't be the real brisket because it's not filled with grammatical errors, profanity and homophobic slurs.

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  16. Anonymous12:18 PM

    Judge Andrew Napolitano, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry should form a new Federalist Party

    http://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/national-party-news/224465-judge-andrew-napolitano-sarah-palin-and-rick-perry-should-form-a-new-federalist-party

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    1. Anonymous12:55 AM

      Yeah, that was scary.

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  17. Anonymous12:21 PM

    Tripp has Nancy's eyes.

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    1. Anita Winecooler9:51 PM

      Tripp, hand them over NOW!!!!! She needs them to write for Mommy!

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  18. Dis Gusted12:22 PM

    Hitler was able to stir up a frenzied base too.

    Game Change pointed that out.

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    1. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Except Palin's trying to do good in a country that isn't headed in the right direction given world history.

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    2. Anonymous12:54 AM

      If this country is on the wrong track, it is due to the GOP, not the President. He has us on the road out of darkness. Palin would have had us attacking more countries and fouling our air and water with her incessant 'drill' campaign. We are now producing more pil than we can use, sending more overseas than we import, and drilling more. And what is the result? Higher gas prices being manipulated by big oil, who is not satisfied with billions in profits and tax subsidies from the GOP. Oh, no, they want the GOP puppets back, so they can get rid of the regulations that keep their workers safe and keep their equipment safe from spills and explosions.
      Name one 'good' that Palin has ever done. Just one.

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    3. The only thing Palin is trying to do is to fill her bank account. She has done NOTHING for Alaskan politics since she left, allowing her alleged accomplishments to be done away with, without saying a word about them in their defense. Why would she allow that if she felt they were so important to Alaska? Because she doesn't give a damn!

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    4. PalinsHoax4:59 AM

      "Except Palin's trying to do good ..."

      You don't honestly expects us to give credence to a looney someone who faked a pregnancy after her tubes were tied, do you?

      If you do, then you must be completely daft !!

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  19. Anonymous12:23 PM

    What I find rather amazing is that there hasn't been a peep out of her related to President Obama's HUGE smackdown on Saturday night. Not a peep...yet. I'd find it hard to believe, if not downright impossible to let that one go...but so far no one is squealing from her crew, other than the pee pond of course. I suspect she will find a way to snark something out if she goes on one of her Fox pundit rants, but not a tweet or facebook sound.

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    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      Oh give the Bitch time. She is rehearsing her stark response with the help of Hannity and RAM. It will be all about being victimized. Such a silly rabbit. By the way, did you see how all of the attendees LAUGHED at her. Democrats and Republicans alike. Only the dummies over at the FAUX news table, sat there with their thumbs up their asses.

      THE WHOLE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU BITCH.

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    2. Anonymous3:27 PM

      And Kardashian stupidly asked Ailes "what do you do at Fox"?

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    3. Anonymous9:08 PM

      If you're living your life only thinking about Bristol or a palin, you're a pretty sad individual. Youd think you'd take time to actually get to know her and not remain ignorant. You seem that obsessed.

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    4. Anita Winecooler9:57 PM

      I was thinking the same thing. Couldn't wait for Monday because I know she can't hold back. Something more pressing must be going on, is someone getting their photo taken? Delivering a baby? Vandalizing a home?

      something's off.

      Maybe she misplaced her medicine or hooha pin?

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  20. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Bristol has a brain the size of a pea. It lets her function physically and have many babies.

    Otherwise, worthless.

    Nancy French? puppetteer.

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  21. Anonymous12:26 PM

    Brisdull will be back to her Beefalo status soon, even after all the liposuction she had on her face it won't take long to puff up cuz she was spotted at DQ

    After the engine passed, I looked in my mirror and saw a car pull into the turn lane a bit behind me, so I didn't stick around to photograph the freight and tanker cars that it pulled. I turned straight into the Dairy Queen drive-through lane, where I found myself behind a big, shiny, black, pickup truck with the word, "Tripp," emblazoned on the vanity license plate. The face of the driver was perfectly framed in the side rear view mirror. It was a pretty face, young and looked a bit familiar.

    I thought about taking a few photos to show the truck, the license plate, the pretty face in the mirror and then the hands and face of the Dairy Queen girl as she reached out to serve her. There could be money in such a picture - and it is not as if the young lady who I figured was likely behind the wheel is not used to having people take her picture all the time, anyway, wherever she goes, her image being plastered on magazine covers and TV screens. Being a public figure, she is considered fair game and could not have legitmately protested - and probably wouldn't have, anyway.

    Maybe she would have even been glad.

    But damn! I'm not a papparazi!

    http://www.logbookwasilla.com/logbookwasilla/2012/4/30/i-fall-off-schedule-so-here-is-springtime-wasilla-backyard-m.html

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    1. Anonymous1:12 PM

      Well, hope that link wasn't spam. Sure took me to a strange place. Also, not quite sure your comment made perfect sense.

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    2. Anonymous2:35 PM

      2:12,

      logbookwasilla is Bill Hess's blog, not spam at all. It's there on Gryphen's blogroll.

      Delete
    3. Ailsa2:50 PM

      I highly recommend logbookwasilla.

      Delete
    4. Anita Winecooler10:00 PM

      "pretty face"? Who did she lend her truck to?


      And yes, Bill Hess is a gift!

      Delete
  22. Anonymous12:28 PM

    looks like Bristol is on a date......

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  23. Anonymous12:29 PM

    "Senator McCain made a huge mistake. But where’s the evidence to back up this conventional wisdom?"

    Losing ring a bell?

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    1. Anonymous7:00 AM

      I love the fact that the term "conventional wisdom" is used. After all, it DOES mean something that is commonly known to be true or fact.

      What an idiot.

      Hey Bristol? Get a better ghostwriter. Nancy sucks.

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  24. Anonymous12:31 PM

    After seeing Bristol's behavior and hearing her speak on various programs, no one can honestly believe she writes that blog.

    She lacks the ability to put coherent sentences together unless she has rehearsed them. Her vocabulary is that of a middle-school mean girl, and her ability to think on her feet in a poised and mature manner is laughable.

    Not that she couldn't improve herself, but given that the Palin family tradition seems to come down to avoiding education and self-improvement (other than cosmetically) at all costs, I doubt that she ever will develop any intellectual heft. She is her mother's daughter; using her looks to get what she can from gullible people.

    That is Sarah's legacy, as sad as it is: women should be valued for their looks and looks alone. Sarah could have sought out mentors, could have paid people to help her learn. If she has a learning disability (which many of us suspect), she could be educable. But no, learning is hard work. Slapping on more makeup, fake glasses, phony boobs and short skirts isn't hard work but it does get some people's attention and loyalty.

    Bristol should think about learning a real skill, taking classes and setting an example for Tripp. I doubt her choice in men will serve her well when it comes to providing for her son.

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  25. Boscoe12:33 PM

    Okay, first I want to say how disturbing and creepy it is that Nancy likes to play Palin dress-up.

    Second, I want to comment on how bizarre it is for her (playing the role of "Bristol") to bring this subject up, while pretending it's a "liberal" phenomenon (the obvious intention of using TPM as the prime example).

    What is bizarre about it is that when this is done (and I see it all the time) I have to wonder what the author thinks the result is going to be. Because, as you pointed out, MOST of this talk is actually coming from REPUBLICANS.

    What I mean is, the only person who is going to give a shit about "poor $arah" being used as the worst case scenario, is a right winger (and apparently, not even a majority of THEM anymore).

    So now, having been indoctrinated that the point of view is an evil librul invention, that right wing person wanders out into the world filled with new hate for those evil communists that hate America and everything it stands for.

    But... unexpectedly they are confronted by ONE OF THEIR OWN saying the SAME THING! Does not compute... cognitive dissonance... setting in... beep... sizzle...

    And then it happens AGAIN. And AGAIN... and over and over they're seeing people they're *supposed to like* saying the same "horrible thing" that they were encouraged to attack as a "librul plot".

    For me, it would eventually lend credence to the "horrible thing" and make the person who initially complained about it seem like, I dunno, a paid apologist.

    But it's like you said. $arah was initially interesting and exciting... until they let her talk. So of course there was an initial rush of enthusiasm.

    After that, it was just her core following of fellow know-nothings clinging to the excitement of one of their own possibly getting into the White House.

    I mean, from what I hear, heroin is also awesome the first time you try it, it's only later that you realize the giant mistake you've made...

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    1. Anonymous1:30 PM

      I would love nothing more than for Mitt to make the same disastrous mistake in his VP selection as McCain did. No complaints here, it's all on the right.

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    2. Anonymous2:28 PM

      1:33 pm

      "$arah was initially interesting and exciting... until they let her talk."

      Remember a few weeks after her announcement how they kept her away from the media, and then that became the the Big Get game- get an interview with Palin.

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  26. Anonymous12:43 PM

    Ugh when will Bristol get a job? We're all sick of paying for her lazy life with our hard-earned tax dollars. She is a leech on society who sits on the couch all day trolling blogs. She doesn't even take care of her 3 children. She must be lazy, useless and have no skills. Why else wouldn't she get a job? What a bum.

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    1. Anonymous9:06 PM

      I love your projection.

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    2. Anonymous12:49 AM

      And we love yours. Democrats, progressives, we love our country and are very grateful that Sarah will never hold office again. Unlike McCain, we did vet her, and we know how she (and Todd) govern. We want no part of her juvenile behavior, her snark, and her disdain for the law.

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  27. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Sure Bristool uses phrases like "chattering class" and "canard" ALL the time! Didn't you know she's an aspiring pundent like her mommy?

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  28. That blog post is a complete waste of time. Who cares what she thinks?

    In the grand scheme of things - she was & still is an uneducated, incurious, uninspiring, and an insignificant not-long-ago-pregnant teenager who had little to no influence about political events of 2008. Sure, she might have been a 'guest' on that campaign trail, but that's the extent of it.

    About the only thing she has to offer is what she remembers her opportunistic 'mean-girl' mother told her.

    If she is trying to make herself relevant, well, sorry, this isn't going to help her. She's been trying all kinds of tricks, & nothing positive seems to stick.

    She should take what money she has earned & set an example for her son, her siblings & other young people - and that is go to school & make something of yourself!

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    1. Anonymous1:35 PM

      "That blog post is a complete waste of time. Who cares what she thinks?"

      I can't agree with you more.

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    2. Anonymous4:12 PM

      Unfortunately, this is the sorry state of affairs that our country is in. Some of our young people want the instant success, without having to earn their credentials. It is all about short term reward, glitz, glamour, and fast money. Self-respect and self-esteem be damn, they just want the money. And when you have mothers like Lohan, Snookie, Kardashian, Bristol have. Then they push and pimp them to be air heads. Imagine your life long legacy as being a great blow job on the internet, falling down drunk in New Jersey, strung out on drugs in Hollywood, and whoring around town in Wasilla. Go ahead, enjoy yourself and make that money Bristol. You will end up just like your mother. A broken down has been, trying to live a false dream. Uneducated, emotionally unstable, and used by everyone for entertainment value, and a fast buck. May God have mercy on you, for being so delusional. You are headed for a sad life.

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    3. Anonymous9:05 PM

      Sad life? She has a good job, family time, sense, goals and is living in the most majestic state? Yeah, real sad life.

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    4. Anonymous12:45 AM

      A job? Doing what? Neither of these women has 'a job.' You can't write 'blogger' on your tax return as a job. Nor "grifter' nor 'unwed mother.'

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    5. Anonymous1:01 PM

      DELUSIONAL, just like the head Bitch.

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  29. Anonymous12:50 PM

    All that Bristol/Nancy need to do is look at the 2008 election results to see evidence that proves McCain made a mistake in selecting Palin as his running mate. Don't hold your breath, Sarah. You are toast.

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  30. Virginia Voter12:50 PM

    I don't think Bristol could even say the words "Talking Points Memo" without screwing up , much less read and comprehend anything on it. Forget about linking to it. Nancy French is just as much of a self righteous bitch as Sarah and Bristol, and just as unappealing.

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  31. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Sarah Palin boasts of boarding a transcontinental flight after an amniotic fluid leak without a medical check for a premature Down Syndrome baby when she was a high-risk mother (over 40, 7th pregnancy, history of miscarriages).

    Mitt Romney is already getting nailed for boasting of dog abuse. So why didn't Sarah Palin get the real scrutiny she deserved for doing something far, far, far worse? Answer: the media needed to make the election "exciting" and "fresh" because "news" is a for-profit business.

    Palin was given a cake walk of a campaign. Her family has ZERO idea how difficult a real campaign can be. Sarah Palin is too stupid to see how gently she and her family were treated and are still being treated.

    As for Bristol's "blog", it's a comical display of egotistical mania by some not very bright people. It needs a good scrubbing to lessen the stink of victimhood.

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  32. ibwilliamsi1:01 PM

    Sarah or any Sarah wannabe as VP Nominee is any Democrat's wet dream.

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  33. PalinsHoax1:05 PM

    "dissected" ? "scrutiny" ? "conventional" ?

    These are NOT words written by Brisdull, you know the girl who favours such stimulating vocabulary as: "whatnot, yeah, (chomp, chomp, chomp on gum), give the viewers of DWTS the big middle finger".

    What HAS been dissected is Brisdull's legs, for the unabashed scrutiny of her many boring conventional boyfriends.

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  34. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Don't visit Bristol's blog. They'll use the hit counts to try to get Lifetime to put "Life is a Tripp" or "Trial Marriage" on the air.

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  35. Anonymous1:28 PM

    It looks like Nancy French has been brainwashed by the Palins and is buying their BS. She obviously doesn't read, because, (agree with G. here) it's Republicans that are afraid that Romney will go down the same path as McCain. In fact, somewhere, I heard or read them calling the unknown VP choice as being the "anti-Palin".

    Remember Sarah talking about "anti-Romney"? Now she's the "anti" and Nancy is having the wool pulled over her eyes. Soon, folks, very soon, NF will be thrown under that crowded bus. When she is asked to be a yes-girl over and beyond her standards, she'll be dropped for a newer improved flying monkey.

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    1. Anonymous1:44 PM

      French is a Republican and will whore herself out for anyone she even semi-agrees with--for money.

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    2. Anonymous2:25 PM

      2:28 pm
      " In fact, somewhere, I heard or read them calling the unknown VP choice as being the "anti-Palin". "

      I've been hearing the phrase "avoid the Palin Syndrome". I think we should push that one to Google prominence just like "Santorum"

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    3. Anonymous9:04 PM

      And Nancy lived with them for 2 months. She knows them better than you ever will and likes them. Speaks badly of you.

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    4. Anonymous12:43 AM

      Of course she likes them. They are paying her. Wait until she crosses one of them. The Palins have a history of throwing people under the iceberg. Careful, Nancy.

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    5. Anonymous6:45 AM

      This stuff gets amusing.

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  36. Anonymous1:34 PM

    I didn't care much for Frank Bailey's book, mostly because he had the chance to the the right thing two years beforehand. Instead, he waited to cash in, using religion as an excuse for his "Come to Jesus" moment.

    However, I will take one of Bailey's stories as truth-- namely the fact that Sarah Palin's ego was so fragile that she sent letters to editors under false names, praising the Governor's record (praising herself). Sarah had friends gaming the polls, accounting for her amazing popularity and an 80% approval rating. I see Bristol's Blog as the ghost written attempts of Sarah Palin to promote herself, even now when she has become a joke and is not an important part of the political discussion.

    I can hear Sarah seething, "I'm on Fox. I still matter. I'm someone." No, Sarah, you are a cautionary tale not to select the game changer. Romney will pit someone more qualified and more boring. He learned the lesson, no matter how you try to spin it.

    At first I thought that Bristol's blog was a way to promote her with the goal being a reality TV show. Bristol has no talent, no personality and she certainly doesn't write the stuff on her blog. Now I can see that it is another cheesy way to promote Sarah Palin and keep her in the public eye. As sure as Lou Sarah wrote those phoney letters, had friends voting for Bristol on DWTS, this is just another one of Sarah's cheap tricks of self-promotion.

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  37. Anonymous1:37 PM

    Sounds like someone needs to see "Game Change".

    tee hee

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  38. Anonymous1:43 PM

    It's a canard I tell you, a canard! Oh wait, RAM wrote that one for her....

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    1. Anonymous3:09 PM

      I love canard, especially canard a l'orange. Canard au vin is good, too.

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    2. Olivia4:18 PM

      I like canard maquette

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  39. lostinmn1:46 PM

    That last photo of Brisket looks like she's getting ready to go down on a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair

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  40. Anonymous1:46 PM

    Bristol, Honey, and Nancy, too, also: We also were there. We saw crowds cheer for Sarah. They still do. All she has to do is get in a bus and drive around for a while, and the media goes crazy. Then, she opens her mouth. Whether it was "ringing those bells and firing those warning shots" or being unable to name a Supreme Court decision with which she did not agree (Exxon/Valdez is a good one), Sarah is not an intelligent person. When she speaks on Fox, those are not sentences. Those are phrases strung together by word salad.

    And, Bristol, we have heard you speak, too, on DWTS for example-- or when you had the immaturity to call out someone in a bar who heckled you. We've heard your very limited vocabulary, and we know that you are incapable of writing the stuff that Nancy prints under your name.

    How much does SarahPAC pay for the promotion of Sarah Palin? Does she really think that she still has a career in politics? Fool me once, shame on me, as George W. Bush said, You can't get fooled again. The choice of Sarah Palin as VP was a lesson that the Republicans are still trying to get over.

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    1. Anonymous9:03 PM

      It's immature to politely confront someone who's acting like an immature moron?

      You need some logic, sense and er, maturity.

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    2. Don the Bluesman10:36 AM

      It seems the gentleman was politely asking Birdsill why she was in a bar as an underaged girl making a fool out of herself.Birdsill should not have been in a bar to begin with and she was lucky not to get arrested.Her friend with the camera should have provided the film to the police if it was so hard on the poor girl who was so lost she didn't know she was in a bar. Lessons come hard to the stupid.

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  41. Anonymous1:52 PM

    Jesus Christ, she even LOOKS like a Palin. Gimme a fucking break.

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    1. My thoughts exactly. I think she's wearing a wig.

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  42. Anonymous1:53 PM

    "and she did it with good humor and grace".

    Two qualities Sarah knows nothing about.

    Good humor: cackling at the misfortunes of others and at the anticipation of her evil plans and thoughts.

    Grace: Well, if she had any, she'd have the grace to be GONE by now.

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    1. jcinco4:16 PM

      more like good hubris and disgrace.

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  43. Anonymous1:58 PM

    You know an ex-politician is washed up when she has to pay a ghostwriter to maintain a blog in the name of her slutty daughter, where she feverishly writes posts defending the has-been's name against all the nasty, nasty attacks by any of 'em, all of 'em, whatever.

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    1. Anonymous4:26 PM

      Agreed. Just what the world needs, another forum for poor Sarah to whine about how 'unfair' everyone has been to her.

      Let's take a look at how unfairly poor Sarah's been treated 'lo these many years:

      - She took on the VP slot though she was wholly unqualified and had a family with serious issues.

      - After she and Cotton Hill lost the election, she went home and quit her elected position so she could write books and tour the country on $peaking engagement$

      - She was able to secure a lucrative 'pundit' slot on Fox where she can spout any and all manner of nonsense, unchecked.

      Ya, life's been a real bear for poor, mentally-stuck-in-middle-school Sarah indeed. It's all soooo unnnnnfaaaaaiiiirrrr!

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    2. Anonymous10:41 AM

      Yeah, it's so unnnfaaaiiirrr that Sarah had to be coddled for 2 months of vice presidential campaigning and, in return, has been able to make millions and millions of easy, fast bucks.

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  44. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Sarah Palin and her entourage haven't moved passed election night 2008.

    Did Palin help the McCain ticket, yes. Did she help him win? No. It's that simple.

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      Sarah hasn't moved on from high school either. She won't move past the election until she is dead, IMO.

      -Alicat

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  45. Anonymous2:09 PM

    Sarah and Bristol using Nancy French is more obsession and dysfunction. Sarah is obsessed about her popularity and ratings and has a very unhealthy obsession on people loving on her all the time. If Sarah is SO worried about what people still think and will go to these length to hire an author to befriend Bristol to raise ratings for Sarah is beyond creepy.

    I hope Nancy French loves her children more than Sarah. Because very soon Sarah will be asking her for an abnormal amount of devotion and allegience. Sarah is using Bristol's blog to have a ghostwriter paint Sarah as a saint. And, it will just get more and more bizarre for French. She'd better have a lawyer handy and keep notes and have witnesses with her at all times when she's around the Palins. And, she'd better keep all files of sent messages and e-mails. If she's blindly devoted to them, very soon they'll use her as a scapegoat for some nefarious scheme.

    Nancy French should do a bit of searching on the Palins' nature and ask Alaskans what they think. Otherwise, she may be in deep doo doo.

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      Good post.

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  46. WakeUpAmerica2:14 PM

    Then she went rogue and sunk the ship. Typical of a dipshit.

    CALLING KRAZY KRISTY PATULLO! IS KRAZY IN THE HOUSE?

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  47. Anonymous2:15 PM

    Bristol, you know damn well you didn't write that. As your stupid mother employs Rebecca Mansour to do her dirty work, so do you with Nancy. Like mother, like daughter, the shit doesn't fall too far from an asshole.

    As for you, Nancy.. the Palin formula works doesn't it? She can't sell her cockamamie bullshit to progressive thinkers because they can see right through her. They're too smart to give their hard earned money to obvious practices of transparent deceit. But you can sell your shit to the stupid and the uninformed. They happen to like the smell. Cry foul and play victim when you're called out and not only will the stupid pay but they'll defend you.

    It's always been about the money isn't it? It's never been about right or wrong but who gets rich. In aligning yourself with these greedy grifters, you have sold your soul, Nancy. You know you did. Someday I hope you can redeem yourself.

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    1. Anonymous6:53 PM

      Still waiting for Meg Stapletongue to d so.

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  48. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Yeah, crowds cheer at those monster truck rallies too. And at strip bars, and at games; the Romans cheered at gladiators fighting to the death.

    "Frenzied crowds" - not always a good thing, don't believe the hype.

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  49. Oh, lawd. I can just see Nancy's, errr, BRISTOL's next "best seller"-

    "Not Afraid Of Canards: My Mom's, I Mean MY War With The Chattering Class"

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  50. Anonymous2:32 PM

    HOW many times do these hillbilly hicks have to be shown that they are not needed nor wanted except by a VERY lunatic fringe? Their desperate attempt to remain in the spotlight is a case study in abnormal psychology.

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  51. Anonymous2:41 PM

    WOW the Palin family and groupies are a bunch of sore losers.

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    1. Anonymous9:01 PM

      Who's hanging out at blogs in order to attack people? Alrighty then.

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    2. Anonymous12:38 AM

      Why that would be the Palin children and Sarah herself.

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  52. Hey Bristle-Brush Beefalo! Since when did "jaw corrective surgery" lead to big ole lips that only collagen injections create?

    Or did you just walk into a door on the way back from partying?

    And yes I agree with Gryphon, someone needs to ask her in an interview some specific questions about things that magically appear in Nancy's blog. It'd be a hoot to see a big ole blank stare coupled with her Leno chin hitting her chest which causes her collagen lip encrusted mouth to hang open just before she starts spitting venom at her "haters".

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  53. Anonymous3:29 PM

    The Palins are a real time study in abnormal psychology.

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    1. Anonymous9:00 PM

      And they're pretty normal. I'd hate to see how you are.

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    2. Anonymous12:37 AM

      If 'normal' is having children before marriage, not valuing education, and expecting to make a living from speeches and reality TV, this nation is in worse shape than I thought. What the Palins do is not 'normal' for 99.9% of America...it is really normal for the Kardashians or Lohans, though.

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  54. Enjay in E MT3:54 PM

    When McCain picked Palin in 2008 - it showed the people he would risk this country to obtain his objective. McCain will deny the pick was a disaster - but it's cost him dearly in political clout.

    On the other hand, Mitt's paid literally and figuratively for top spot on the ticket. He's campaigned almost 6 years now and will barely get enough support for the nomination. He will play it safe because if he brings out a "Palin" as VP -
    he won't be able to run during the next 4 years.

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  55. What we should all be thankful for is that Sarah Palin should the true side of this Country. All these people who have made their life to hate and destroy this one person. Sarah had the guts to try to to doing something while the rest of you sit back and only wish you could try. It's not about Sarah it's about she is a conservative woman who has devote conservative values. Now Jan Brewer. Another conservative women and you wanna trash her because she doesn't what you feel is the proper education. You should look back at our past and you'll find that that not all our great Presidents had Harvard degrees. You only need to look at our present to realize a Harvard degree doesn't make you the smartest. Everyone touts Obama's education but for you Liberals I got real bad news. GWB graduated from Harvard.It takes experiences in life , it takes leadership skills it takes everything your current leader does not have. I'm sure Sarah Palin has been prod of her country all her life were as the Current First Lady was never proud till her Tupperware organizer got elected. But this is what you all chose to proud of. Hey you've got the Kardashians and Snooki as role models too.

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    1. Anonymous4:12 PM

      Pointing at you and laughing!

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    2. boomerApr 30, 2012 04:58 PM


      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Boomer...baby...you might want to put down the bong before you comment!!


      YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FROM "Crazies4Palin"...

      What you just spewed is chock full of nuts! Thank you for the laughs! Please come back...you are much funnier than our current resident troll...Krazy Krusty/Kristy Patullo! LOL!!!

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    3. Anonymous4:27 PM

      luv the satire, thanks.

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    4. Anonymous4:44 PM

      This is funny boomer. You have a talent for parody! I love how you throw in the caps and assemble a truly humorous grammatical mishmash. 'Devote' substituted for 'devout' is also a nice touch. ROFL!

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    5. Anonymous4:46 PM

      Parody, right? Please tell me I'm right....

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    6. Anonymous4:52 PM

      TL;DR

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    7. Anonymous5:11 PM

      Bristol, honey, you made your own case. GWB graduated from Harvard, and indeed he was NOT the smartest! He was also a lously leader. Pssst...did you know that Mitt has two Harvard degrees? So, who you gonna vote for? Yo mama is not on the ticket, darlin'. Maybe you should consult with Snooki before you decide. LOL!

      You should look back at your past,...er, post and read slowly. You will understand why YOU don't appear to be smart.

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    8. Anonymous5:19 PM

      @boomer:

      Fuck $arah Palin, and fuck you, too! America should be thankful $arah Palin will never have access to the nuclear codes! My life does not revolve around $arah Palin. She is NOBODY! $arah Palin is a loser who’s life revolves around destroying President Obama. $arah Palin only had the guts to run on a presidential ticket, while STUPID! She was in over her head! She had no business running! $arah Palin is nothing! She accomplished nothing! She failed! I don’t want to try to be a laughing stock like her! Because that’s all she is!

      $arah Palin’s fake “devout conservative values” didn’t rub off on her bratty children, since they fuck in canvas tents, and have babies out of wedlock! And, fuck Jan Brewer’s wrinkly old ass! I don’t care about her lack of a “proper education.” Jan Brewer is a BITCH! I know not all great presidents had a fucking Harvard degree! President Obama may not be the smartest president, but he is one of the smartest, and a million times smarter than that IDIOT $arah Palin! The only jerks who think President Obama isn’t smart, are racist fools, like you! The black president is smarter than you, get over it!

      I got news for you, troll: GWB graduating from Harvard isn’t “news” to us liberals. The creep went to Yale, too. Duh. President Obama has more life experiences, and leadership skills, than $arah Palin has in her raggedy wig! Barack Obama got Osama Bin Laden, and the stupid republicans didn’t! $arah Palin hates America. That’s why she and the First DUD were “palling around” with the AIP, a secessionist party, and the president, and the First Lady were not! And, FYI, Michelle Obama is POPULAR, $arah Palin is not.

      Yup, we’re proud of our president, and our First Lady. Your idols are trash! Your side has Britney Spears, and pedophile Ted Nugent as role models!

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    9. Olivia5:29 PM

      Well please, boomer,may I call you boom boom? Please, boom boom, get your sweet idol to run with Milt, wouldja? She did such a bang up job helping get Barack Obama elected the first time, I just know that she could do a first rate repeat performance.
      And go buy your friend Brewer another gin and tonic, she is hilarious when she has a few under her belt, which is most of the time.

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    10. Anonymous5:44 PM

      Someone pull Trig away from the keyboard!

      Delete
    11. Anonymous5:45 PM

      So now the real Bristol comes out to play....BTW, GWB graduated from Yale, not Harvard.

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    12. Anonymous6:01 PM

      boomer honey, take an adult english class at a community college and learn grammar and spelling. whatever argument you were going to make got completely lost in what you typed.

      another thing. have you heard of "bleeding heart liberals"? that term is coined for us, for liberals. why, you may ask me boomer. the answer is because we want to take care of everyone. because we are the ones who want to feed the hungry and heal the sick and give homes to the homeless. we are the ones who want all children to have equal educations regardless of their socioeconomic background. republicans have NEVER been accused of having a bleeding heart over anyone or anything with the exception of their own investment portfolios.

      education is a good thing. if you don't have the monetary means to go to an accredited school you can go to a public library and educate yourself.

      choose your idols carefully. you sound very similar to your false idol sarah palin. if this is sarah palin-STFU and go back to your pathetic existence. it is pathetic.
      only someone incredibly miserable could so happily spew so much hate and divisiveness.

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    13. Anonymous6:40 PM

      GWB was called the "snowman" at Yale.

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    14. Anonymous6:41 PM

      @ 06:45 PM


      passed Yale 1968
      passed at Harvard business school 1975

      he was not an honor student by any means.

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    15. Anonymous12:35 AM

      Poor jealous boomer. Your post is a pile of lies an really bad grammar (not to mention misssing words.) What Sarah has doe with her life is not leadership. Having to get married is not intelligence. Flitting between community colleges does not show intelligence, particularly when one claims "journalism" as a degree but cannot articulate a complete thought ehile speaking or writing. Having three children who could not graduate from high school is nothing to be proud of. Using your national platform to criticize the President is catty and immature, not leadership. Taking huge sums of money under false pretenses should be illegal. Calling yourself Christian while acting as if one has never read about Jesus is silly. Supporting Israel when they are terrorists to the Palestinians (many of whom are Christian) is an interesting approach, but not very wise.
      And we do not hate 'conservative women.'We hate peopel who lie, cheat and prance around grabbing money, and have nothing positive to contribute to this life.

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    16. Olivia6:12 AM

      It really baffles me why a fool like boom boom would come here to display his/her lack of intellect, lack of basic education and complete ignorance in worldly matters. Someone so obviously deficient in gray matter will only be ridiculed without mercy on this blog. The blessing for boomer is that the ability to read and comprehend is beyond his/her capabilities and so he/she will be minimally offended.

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    17. OMG, biggest laugh out loud! Boomer is funny!

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    18. Anonymous1:08 PM

      Either a brilliant satire--or English is NOT boomer's first language.

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  56. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Huffpo has this up, all the while attributing the words to Bristol, not Nancy French. The comments, however, tell a different story. Not many favorables. Mostly the "why don't these people just go away" variety.

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  57. Anonymous4:36 PM

    John McCain did not make a mistake in his pick for VP candidate! That's why he won and is now the President!

    Oh, wait . . .

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    1. Anonymous6:01 PM

      Todd Palin did not make a mistake in his pick for a wife and a mother for his kids! That's why he is happily married to Sarah and does not stray with prostitutes!

      Oh, wait . . .

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    2. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Bristol did not make a mistake by getting impregnated by Levi! That's why they had that beautiful White House wedding and are now such a ahppy family!

      Oh, wait . . .

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    3. Anonymous6:17 AM

      Bristol did not make a mistake, apparently. She made a few bucks off getting knocked up.

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  58. Anonymous5:49 PM

    I don't know who this Nancy French person is, nor do I care. Let's not get distracted by all of this nonsense. Just cut off their source of funds. Don't go the their blog sites. Stay here and support Gryphen, and Malia Litman. They are trying to make a difference. Bristol, French, RAM and the other Bitch's bots, are just trying to make a dollar.

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  59. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Gryphen, you need to set up a PayPal link.

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    1. Anonymous6:34 PM

      Uh, he's had one for ages. Look at the link at the top right of the page.

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  60. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Bristol looks like she is ready to service one of the Masey bothers.

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    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      I bet she can suck a mean....oh never mind, I won't go there.

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    2. Anonymous4:08 PM

      suck start a Harley ?

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  61. hey boom,boom..you drunk or stoned..just asking cause when i am either one of those, i don't look at the keyboard either..and end up spelling like that when i type..and if your not,then maybe you should be..dipshit..lol..look dude,can i call you dude??..she was a asshole loser then,she is still a asshole loser now!!

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  62. Anonymous6:51 PM

    Wow, you can see the outline of the entire chin implant Brisdull has in that picture. Ugh... she was a pretty girl until she had that work done.

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    1. Anonymous8:58 PM

      That picture was from Oct 2010, before the chin lipo. There was never an implant.

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    2. Anonymous12:24 AM

      Really? She went from pretty to Leno because lipo took away fat? We are not nearly as stupid as the GOP and Palins wish we were.

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    3. Bristle, is it hard to keep up with all your lies?

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    4. Anonymous11:55 AM

      AnonymousApr 30, 2012 09:58 PM

      That picture was from Oct 2010, before the chin lipo.
      _____________________

      Bristol said the change in her face was from jaw realignment. She never once mentioned chin lipo as a possible reason. Get your talking points straight.

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  63. Anonymous6:52 PM

    It's so fun when "The Chin" speaks out her ass and her ghost writer can put it to English, or something close.

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    1. Anonymous11:56 AM

      Chin never even spewed that crap out of her ass. She most likely didn't even read it after it was written.

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  64. Anonymous7:41 PM

    Bristol was out in that vanity plated truck today, the one she drove to Los Angeles with Tripp. She hope she was looking better than when she had Willow and friends.
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YT9ZDFUJyjo/T59PkJDJjuI/AAAAAAAAAWk/OiH9EUpwBIo/s1600/Bristol+Driving+WILLOW+October,+2010.JPG

    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
    Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
    So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
    It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time
    Good Riddance

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    1. Anonymous8:58 PM

      Well, she's not a hermit, so she's bound to be seen out and about. Is this really news to you?

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    2. Anonymous9:20 AM

      9:58 - you forgot to say that she is strong and happy and has god on her side and we are going to talk about her anyway so she might as well dance!

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    3. Oh Bristol, you take the bait every time. Go away.

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  65. Anita Winecooler9:10 PM

    Poor Nancy, or Bristol, whoever you are today (waves finger in wind)

    What part of "But then they learned about her" didn't you understand?

    There's a thing called "You Tube", watch the Katie Couric interview, then ask yourself, "Why DID the campaign try to hide "mom"? again??

    There's also this defunct blog called "Immoral Minority" that has it all pretty much covered!


    Gryphen, love the photos you chose for your posts. Bristol looks like a certain product some old republican men in trench coats buy in certain stores nudge nudge wink wink say no more!

    This post has troll bait written all over it--- off to read the funnies!

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  66. Anonymous9:10 PM

    Maybe it has been said already - "the chattering class" was a phrase famously used by Laura Bush. When she used it, it became abundantly clear the Bushes felt they were better than most people.

    What's this Nancy French's problem? Way to go, fool. Why would you invoke GW Bush and clan? Most Republicans with half a brain try to distance themselves from that era.

    She looks like a Sarah Palin wannabe, btw. Probably why Sarah chose her to pretend to be Bristol :-).

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  67. Anonymous6:11 AM

    It's as if she isn't even pretending to be that moron Bristol any more.

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Why bother? Bristol's peers are reading TMZ.

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  68. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Obvious that this moron wants to get into politics like mom. The girl knows how to lie , cheat and cheat some more. Good start in Politics.

    Bristol learned grifting 101 and her only expertise is scoring with her high school hockey team players. Gee what a great start.

    So we will be getting more of Bristols thoughts via Nancy French in time for her introduction into Wasilla and Alaskan politics. Whatta joke the Palin family is.

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  69. Anonymous11:37 AM

    I wonder if Nancy French would like her daughters to have Bristles as a role model? I can hear it now "But Mom, Bristol did not go to college, or even finish HS, and she bought her own house by the age of 20"

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    1. Anonymous2:56 PM

      Nancy French's 16 year old daughter: Mom, I want a fixer upper canvas tent so I can start my family like Bristol did. Next time you go to the store can you pick me up some wine coolers. I will be entertaining tonight. Does anybody have Levi's phone number?

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  70. Anonymous2:14 PM

    Oh boy, with Levi's remark. He's doing things differently with Sunny, and not just because they have a kid together, but because he is in love.

    We can expect a public eruption from Bristol o her blog or elsewhere. I wonder is she is a canned food thrower like mommie dearest?

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