Monday, May 07, 2012

Mitt Romney gets the BLR treatment.

Has anybody else noticed that BLR has conspicuously avoided Sarah Palin.

Personally I believe it is because they simply cannot do a better job of substituting nonsensical gobbledygook for the insane word salad that tumbles out of it organically.

I mean seriously, how much worse could even THESE geniuses make it?


  1. Anonymous4:10 AM

    So where is Sarah? It's not like her to not hire someone to write a lovely little religious rant for National Day of Prayer, let alone scathing lies about the President after he mocked her at the WH Correspondent's dinner? Has she finally gone over the edge of the cliff? Or did she just schedule more surgery and can't appear on Fox until the bruises heal?

    1. Anonymous5:23 AM

      The President did not utter her name at the Correspondence Dinner.

    2. Anonymous5:34 AM

      Which dinner were you watching?

    3. FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!6:54 AM

      she has the SALT conference tomorrow.

      That's cutting (ha!) it close to heal from surgery.

      Um, I just looked at the SALT conference web site.


      Along with FORMER US VPOTUS, AL Gore??

      AND, Dr. Robert Gates, Former Sec. of Defense??

      and, Sarah. Fucking. Palin.

      The Half-Term Quitter Governor from Alaska.



      A KEYNOTE speaker???

      Robert Gibbs, The former WH Press Secretary is "only" a speaker. Not sure what that means.

      I'm just shaking my head here...

    4. Olivia7:47 AM

      She has become such a joke that it isn't necessary to utter her name. He mocked her beautifully and soundly and everyone got the joke.

    5. Anonymous8:18 AM

      7:54..Sarah is the last speaker on the last day, 11;00 am..when everyone is getting ready to leave, 12;00. I wouldn't call that the keynote speaker more like the comedy at the end!

    6. Anonymous8:43 AM

      The Prez said (and I'm paraphrasing) "Even Sarah Palin is getting in on the act, guest hosting on the Today Show."

      I forgot what he was referring to specifically, but he did say her name."

    7. Anonymous8:46 AM

      I wouldn't worry too much about Sarah being one of the keynote speakers (she's billed last, for one).

      She isn't there for her knowledge, but as entertainment.

  2. Anonymous4:33 AM

    I was comforted with what BLR did with Romney's message than what actually comes from RMoney's mouth.

    He may be a beige candidate compared to the psychedelic colors Bachmann, Santorum and Cain were, but he's still bad news for the poor and Middle Class.

  3. Anonymous4:37 AM

    Sarah is finishing up a big lead speaker in Las Vegas. I think she continues to get speaking fares, but I doubt the GOP or Romney will have her appear or do a fundraiser. She destroyed the party and they will not forget it. She is finished with politics but will continue to speak anywhere where she will be paid.

    1. A year or more ago, people used to routinely post schedules of Sarah's speaking engagements; she seemed to have a busy calendar.

      I haven't seen something like that in a long time. Is she not getting as many engagements, or do people not even care enough to track her comings and goings? Or both?

      She never seems to update her screeches. When Trig is 18 she'll still be talking about her "pregnancy" and how noble and wonderful she was.

    2. Anonymous5:55 AM

      BOTH -- there's not much to track.

      Friday, May 11 11:15-12:00
      Las Vegas, NV
      Skybridge Alternatives (SALT) Conference

      Monday, June 11 9:20-10:20
      New Orleans, LA
      International Dairy-Deli-Bakery Association (IDDBA) Conference

      October 24-27 (schedule not determined yet)
      New Orleans. LA
      New Orleans Investment Conference

    3. Anonymous10:59 AM

      Proof that she is gone, gone, gone. Not many interested in her anymore! Thank God!

    4. Anita Winecooler7:37 PM

      I hope the saying "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" is true, but knowing Sarah, every sentence will have a newsworthy moosenugget in it for Fox to yak about for days.

  4. Anonymous4:51 AM

    Saw this at FOX "Running with Romney: Condoleezza Rice". That could be Romney's best chance. A Rice pick for Romney could be interesting.

    The fact that McCain is still saying that Sarah's qualifications were the over-riding reason he picked her A) means there were other reasons, i.e. her looks, and B) that he still feels the need to defend that choice shows that he is still hung up on it. Why doesn't he give it up, already?

    1. FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!7:01 AM



      As (potential) President?

      No. Fucking. Way. says the Baggers...

    2. Anita Winecooler7:21 PM

      I have a hunch he'll pick Carrie Prejean.

    3. Marleycat6:34 PM

      HaHa - think you're right, Anita Winecooler! Good one!

  5. Of course, BLR hasn't done Sarah Palin. She's already done the job. If they tried to do a BLR treatment on her, it would come out in normal English and that just wouldn't be funny (in fact, it would be horrifying).

  6. Anonymous5:08 AM

    Maybe she's spending quality time with Trig.

    1. Anonymous5:26 AM

      Now that possibility never entered my mind. Haven't seen Sarah spend 'quality time' with anyone. But I'm sure I'm just being mean because I 'don't even know her.' (There, Kristy, saved you a post.)

    2. Anonymous5:44 AM

      Better late than never..right. Should have been spending quality time since the day he was born!!!

    3. Anonymous5:50 AM

      Yea, that must be the answer, since we all know Trig always comes first..LOL
      You are a funny one!!

    4. Anita Winecooler7:15 PM

      AnonymousMay 7, 2012 06:08 AM

      "Quality Time with Trig"

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

      Sarah "spending" is, also, too, a laugh riot!

      Thanks for the comedic break!

  7. Anonymous5:12 AM

    The BLR people should do a Sarah Palin one where everything that she says actually makes sense.

    1. You made me loudly laugh out loud!

      Thanks for the heart massage :)

  8. Those guys are funny. Laugh of my day so far. I doubt that Romney would pick Rice because she is pro-choice. However, that can change for political purposes. I think that Condoleeza would not bring in the votes they're looking for. She seems like she came from the same factory as the Mitt-bot. No doubt she is very intelligent and accomplished, but she's cold like an automaton. All the DNC needs to do is show the clip of her testimony at the 911 Commission where she reads the title of the brief that was ignored by Bush while he was on his never-ending vacation in Texas:
    Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US She also lied about it, saying it was a compendium of old information, not a direct warning as the title states.

    1. FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!7:00 AM

      You guys are funny.

      To suggest the Tea party racists would overlook the fact that if "the Mormon" died or whatever,

      they would be left with a



      as President!

      You gots to be kidding me...

  9. FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!6:48 AM

    I was smiling, smiling,

    and then came:

    "And I said, Son~ don't talk bad about your momma.

    And he said, F*ck..."


  10. I just emailed BLR and asked them to do a see up of Sarah. I am hoping that if enough people go to their page and email them they will do one. I will have to wear my Depends when that happens!

  11. Anonymous7:41 AM

    How Did Mitt Romney Get So Obscenely Rich?

  12. Olivia7:47 AM

    They didn't need to do one for Sarah Palin. Where do you think they got the idea?

  13. Anonymous8:25 AM

    Mitt Romney's job creation demand clashes with his job creation record

  14. Anonymous8:26 AM

    What they won't tell you: +827,000 private sector jobs in 2012

    ...Of course, that's not something you're hearing in the media as every outlet trips over the other to deliver the "bad news" that "the economic recovery is stalling." For what it's worth, it's true that from the preliminary report from the Labor department, the economy was shown to add 130,000 private sector jobs (115,000 on net as 15,000 public sector jobs were lost), a smaller number than earlier in the year. On the other hand, the unemployment rate dropped to 8.1%, which is due to a drop in the labor force participation rate that tracks to the babyboomers continuing to retire at a high pace, and a slowdown in immigration.

    But here is what you are not hearing from the media outlets: (a) the preliminary numbers are likely to be revised up, and the last two months' numbers have been revised up, (b) the unemployment rate has dropped a full percentage point since August, and (c) the economy added 827,000 private sector jobs since the beginning of this year.

    Despite adverse shocks that have created headwinds for economic growth the economy has added private sector jobs for 26 straight months, for a total of 4.25 million payroll jobs over that period. With upward revisions of 65,000 jobs to the past two months’ employment reports, in the first quarter of 2012 private employment expanded by 697,000 jobs, the largest quarterly increase since the first quarter of 2006. So far this year, 827,000 private sector jobs have been added, on net.

    1. Anita Winecooler6:30 PM

      Thanks, this link is a must read!

  15. Anonymous8:40 AM

    "You're So Bain"

    1. Anita Winecooler6:34 PM

      Very Well Done! Thanks for the link!

  16. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Let's look deeper into his life...

  17. Anonymous9:07 AM

    >>The President did not utter her name at the Correspondence Dinner.

    Well, actually he did, and very clearly. He said 'even Sarah Palin is getting back in the game'...go to 8:44

  18. Gasman10:17 AM

    "Yo mama can eat me!"

    Remember, you heard it from Mitt Romney's lips.

    1. Was he talking to Bristol?

  19. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Romney Refuses To Stand Up To Woman Who Says Obama Should Be Tried For Treason

  20. Anonymous11:14 AM

    A woman in the audience expressed dismay that Obama was "operating outside the Constitution," then said Obama should be tried for treason for violating separation of powers.

    "I do believe he should be tried for treason," she said to applause from the audience.

    1. Anita Winecooler6:26 PM

      This should go viral. He crapped his pants trying to cave to the right wing tactics.

  21. Anonymous11:15 AM

    He just lies like he breathes...

  22. Anita Winecooler6:16 PM

    Mitt's an idiot, a woman he picked from the audience, said Obama is operating outside the laws of the constitution, and he refused to refute nor answer her question, retreating like a coward.

    I think she was a plant so he could let that meme stay out there. First, she's a female, and second, she happens to be African American (they THINK the dems won't touch it just because of her sex and race). I hope it goes viral.

    They wouldn't dare touch Palin, it would require someone to focus on her lipsores while synching the words, which is kind of like waterboarding.


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