The only problem with Bad Lip Reading taking on Donald Trump is that the crazy things they make him say are almost saner than the ACTUAL things that he says on his own.
Showing posts with label bad lip reading. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad lip reading. Show all posts
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Saturday, March 05, 2016
The Bad Lip Reading version of Ted Cruz's political ads is significantly better than his actual political ads.
Courtesy of The Daily Beast:
In case you haven’t noticed, this presidential election is a shit show, and it’s devolving into, well, whatever is worse than that. So when the folks at Bad Lip Reading dropped this gem of a faux Cruz campaign ad, it’s almost believable that the senator from Texas would smile and say, “I’d like to stick garden gnomes in this building,” or “if there’s one thing our country doesn’t need more of, it’s goose diarrhea!” Which is true, but still.
I think my favorite part is the hint at the end that Heidi Cruz is cuckolding him with some guy named Herbert Spinecki.
I doubt that any of us would blame her if that were true.
Let's face it Ted Cruz has the kind of face that makes your stomach start to churn when you look at it.
And that was before we all saw him eat a booger during the debate.
In case you haven’t noticed, this presidential election is a shit show, and it’s devolving into, well, whatever is worse than that. So when the folks at Bad Lip Reading dropped this gem of a faux Cruz campaign ad, it’s almost believable that the senator from Texas would smile and say, “I’d like to stick garden gnomes in this building,” or “if there’s one thing our country doesn’t need more of, it’s goose diarrhea!” Which is true, but still.
I think my favorite part is the hint at the end that Heidi Cruz is cuckolding him with some guy named Herbert Spinecki.
I doubt that any of us would blame her if that were true.
Let's face it Ted Cruz has the kind of face that makes your stomach start to churn when you look at it.
And that was before we all saw him eat a booger during the debate.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
In the interest of bipartisanship let's see what the folks over at "Bad Lip Reading" did with the Democratic debate.
Damn I almost choked while laughing at that.
They have one for the August Republican debate as well, but for my money it is not quite as good.
They have one for the August Republican debate as well, but for my money it is not quite as good.
Thursday, August 20, 2015
Even the Fox News GOP Presidential debate is made more entertaining by Bad Lip Reading.
"You just froze a baby. You just froze a bay. Genital warts! You touched a genital wart!"
Honestly it makes more sense than the actual debate.
Honestly it makes more sense than the actual debate.
Monday, May 07, 2012
Mitt Romney gets the BLR treatment.
Has anybody else noticed that BLR has conspicuously avoided Sarah Palin.
Personally I believe it is because they simply cannot do a better job of substituting nonsensical gobbledygook for the insane word salad that tumbles out of it organically.
I mean seriously, how much worse could even THESE geniuses make it?
Personally I believe it is because they simply cannot do a better job of substituting nonsensical gobbledygook for the insane word salad that tumbles out of it organically.
I mean seriously, how much worse could even THESE geniuses make it?
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Somebody finally noticed Rick Santorum. "A weird witch gagged me."
Santorum gets the Bad Lip reading treatment.
Extremely funny!
Extremely funny!
Saturday, October 29, 2011
It's about time. Herman Cain gets the bad lip reading treatment.
"It's like needles come through grapes now, and I refuse to eat 2,000 beans to build trust in these crazy cyborgs!"
Damn, these things crack me up! I understand they would like to do the same for Sarah Palin, but really why bother?
Damn, these things crack me up! I understand they would like to do the same for Sarah Palin, but really why bother?
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