There you will be provided the following offer:
Donate today and you are eligible for a chance to win:
• Airport transportation in the Trump vehicle.
• Stay at the Trump International Hotel & Tower New York.
• Tour of Trump Tower.
• Dine with Donald Trump and Mitt Romney.
I know right?
How could anybody pass this up?
Just think, by donating to this Mormon millionaire's campaign fund you could win the opportunity to fly coach to New York city, where a gaudy gold encrusted Trump golf cart will pick you up at the airport, transport you to the most pretentious piece of real estate on the planet, so you can have your face rubbed in an ostentatious display of wealth accumulated by one of the most arrogant assholes in history. After which you can sit down to a meal with a man who makes watching paint dry seem exciting and a man with orange skin and the scariest hair on the planet.
George Clooney's fund-raiser for President Obama on Thursday night was a Hollywood hit, with the event delivering a whopping -- and record-breaking-- $15 million into the commander-in-chief's campaign coffers.
About 150 A-Listers forked over $40,000 a piece to attend the dinner at Clooney's Los Angeles mansion, including singer Barbra Stresiand, actors Robert Downey Jr., Tobey Maguire, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Salma Hayek and Jack Black, and designer Diane Von Furstenberg.
$3? This isn't it about raising $$$...this is about increasing the # of donors Mittens has so he doesn't look so unpopular and so he can turn around and say -- look, my average donation is $300...Just another attempt to lie and distort by Mittens
ReplyDeleteSomebody on Dailykos just referred to Trump as "The Out-Sourcers Apprentice".
ReplyDeleteI had to clean my screen up after reading that one.
For $3 you too can be like Trump and join with Mittens in wrapping yourselves up as a Racist Birthers!!
ReplyDeleteTrump co-hosted on The View today.
At the opening of the show, Joy handed Trump a paper saying it was her Birth Certificate. Joy's laughing while doing this.
Trump's response: 'I'd like to see Obama's'
There weren't a minute into the show and he flashed his racist Birther rant!
Further into the show, there was a discussion I believe from questions, as to when a 'husband' wants sex and you don't, whether you should I'll call it 'submit' or 'obey'.
Hasselbitch ran her mouth on and on and on and in the end saying pretty much yes. Trump said he agreed with her. In otherwords -- he see's it as 'ownership' of the woman or wife. She's the slave. Hasselbitch may as well have just said yes instead of her rambling emptiness -- much like Bachmann and her 'submission' to her husband on the debate stage.
For $3 -- I'd rather puke.
You know they're going to prepick someone they want. They're scamming the people - but then if they're that stunned and stupid - so be it. There is no way Trump will meet with someone he doesn't have info on.
Can you imagine having dinner w/the Mitt and Donald? Don't think it would be fun, comfortable or enjoyable!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney and President Obama would be all three IF they were providing the same thing and I'll wager they'd have more donations than will the Mitt!!!
Oh good, now Sarah is linked to Mitt, whether she likes it or not. Sarah had pizza with Trump when she was in New York last summer (ringing those bells and firing those warning shots. Actually, Sarah told us that the message of the Statute of Liberty was not to make the mistake that the countries in Europe made).
ReplyDeleteSo, Sarah had pizza with Trump, and Trump gave a birthday party for Ann Romney, so that means that Sarah and Ann are BFF. Romney is pallin' around with Trump, and Sarah palled around with Trump, so that means that....oh, who cares.
What I find interesting about this "invitation" is that once again, it's all about Donald Trump. The poster, the picture, the words - Donald Trump. Mitt's name added down at the corner, handwritten in, seemingly as an afterthought. "It's ME, ME,ME." Oh yeah, and that guy running for president will be there, too.
ReplyDeleteThe other thing that has always amused me about Trump (besides the hair) is that it really seems to bother him that popular culture has never assigned him a title of any kind. You know ... The King (Elvis), The Hammer (Tom DeLay), The Gipper (St. Ronnie)...all he can come up with is to dub himself...The Donald.
Oh hahahahaha. He wants a title sooo badly and all the gets is "The Donald".
Hahahaha.
He's had a few titles (LOL)
DeleteTHE 'Dumpster'
Dump Truck
Fly coach!? (is it round trip?)1 night's stay in the hotel? Dinner with those 2 buffoons? Wow! What big spenders! I've got the $3.00 but I have to wash my hair that night so I'll be busy.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this will give Palin ideas? For a $500 donation, you can get a chance to share an Annie's Pretzel and a small soft drink with the Palin buffoon in that Mall she's staking out in Florida!
Romney and Trump. Honestly, that GOP clown car just keeps on keepin' on.
Damn...that picture is almost as hideous as his actual self!
ReplyDeleteThat is absolute vomit material!
ReplyDeleteHaving dinner with Mitt and The Donald would be pure torture...I think I'd rather be water-boarded.
ReplyDeleteOk Gryphen, you took my favorite line from the movie MR. MOM when Michael Keaton went the wrong way at the kid drop off spot. His son kept telling him he was doing it wrong. He ignored the kid. But when the traffic guard mom looked through his window and smiled "You're doing it wrong" he sheepishly was chastised.
ReplyDeleteMitt will never be chastised because he doesn't have enough depth to be sheepish. The man let Ted "I shit on myself purposely" Nugent endorse him.
At this point Romney would get on his knees to anyone and let's face it, Donald is something akin to a huge pile of crap. Frankly, I can't wait until Palin endorses Willard---you know she has to for the attention It will put a perpetual grin on my face that I might not be able to remove--ever.
Oh, dear God. Who would want to have dinner with Donald Trump, or Mitt Romney???? Let alone both together....they should charge way more than $3 for this 'chance' of a lifetime.
ReplyDeleteThey'd have to pay me a helluva lot more to have dinner with these two jerks.
DeleteI would buy a lottery ticket if we get to see what is under that massive comb-over. I would beT that he has hair like a clown wig: bare on top with the comb-over swept back to cover his bald pate. (I have always been fascinated by the Trumpster's hair and I always wanted to use the term "bald pate" in a sentence.
ReplyDeleteWe have a winner!
This so pitiful...that Meh Rmoney is stealing EVERY fucking THING from the Obama Campaign! Has anyone else noticed that Meh is using the EXACT same amount!
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't the fucker change it to 2 dollars...or 10 dollars...why use the EXACT same amount? Not only is the Meh Campaign lazy, stealing mother fuckers..the best that they could come up with celebrity wise is DONALD "don't-touch-the-hair" TRUMP!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....GASP....*muffled giggles*....HICCUPS....SNORT!
Okay...so Meh's next campaign fundraiser celebrity will be.......DRUM ROLL please....
BEEFY Sherran Marie Palin!
Because when you digging around in the shitty barrel of celebrities...there's Beefy's misshappen face screaming....
"Pick Me! Pick Me! I know politics now and I can get you the youth vote!"
LOL!!!
You couldn't PAY me to spend a millisecond of time with those bafoons
ReplyDelete...now Barack and George, heh, heh, I'd pay to have dinner with them and I'd pay for the rest of the evening...what a fun time that would be.
George is always joking around and I'm sure when he and Barack get together they riff off of each other's personalities, which would be a sight to behold. Two of the most gorgeous, intelligent, powerful men on the planet sitting with you at a table, just being themselves, making you laugh your ass off, while entertaining you with stories and anecdotes, experiences and times, delivered with panache, brilliance and wit...mind blowing.
Meh and Donny...yech.
At the end of dinner, does the "winner" receive a your fired in stereo from The Donald and the Bain CEO. After all, it's their favorite line.
ReplyDeleteJust curious, but I don't see anything on Romney's site about "winning" a round trip ticket TO New York City at all. It just says "Airport Transportation"...which I assume is a free ride FROM the AIRPORT to the hotel. hahahahaha.....so go ahead and donate Repubs and get your credit card out to pay for that flight IF you "win"!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, dine with? Not dinner with? That could mean 'dine' on a piece of pizza like he did with Sarah. Dine? Does that mean you can bring a guest? The Trump vehicle? That could a bus that Donald owns. Certainly no limo ride. Stay at the hotel? One night, two nights, 2 people? Tour of the Trump Tower? Could be a group tour that he schedules all the time and the winner gets to tag along.
ReplyDeleteAll sounds pretty vague to me, easily misunderstood and easy to wiggle out of.
Meh and Don are two birds of a feather, slimey, entitled, spoiled brats with too much perceived power.
Donate - Win - Don't Show Up! Don't call, don't email - nothing.
ReplyDeleteKnowing how Dumpster is such a Media Whore, he'd appear on shows to talk about it. Just imagine if he said anything negative as against a 'regular American'.
Just think of the fun, creating a blog and trashing the phucker right back!!! What fun!!
Second prize is two dinners with Romney/Trump. (Be wary if the accompanying airport ride is in a Romney vehicle)
ReplyDeleteI would pay a lot more to be guaranteed that I DON'T have to meet Mittens and The Donald.
ReplyDeleteI went into the lobby of Trump Towers years ago just to see what it was like and I've never seen anything so ostentatious and gaudy in my life. The epitome of low class and poor taste...just like its namesake.
Was this great plan put out today before or after Don announced he is a birther again?
ReplyDeleteThree bucks? They're only asking for three bucks? Why, I bet Sarah has entered 50 times with the 'bots' money. She LOVES pizza with the putz, and she could eat with two putzes for the price of one. Who can resist this? Gag.
ReplyDeleteJust below this is another rightwing "Pick the VP' ad featuring Condi Rice, the ever-brilliant Alan West, and the ever-loudmouth Trump. Coincidence? I have tried to vote in these thing sjust to screw things up, but I refuse to give them my email and phone number.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the latest "dine with" offer from Obama a dinner with him and President Clinton? Or am I remembering incorrectly? Either way (Bill Clinton or George Clooney), it's a MUCH BETTER offer than "the Don".
ReplyDeleteWhat a creepy dinner that would be. Mitt & Don? I would not feel the least bit comfortable. Granted, I'd probably be grinning like a Cheshire cat if seated with Obama and Clooney (or Clinton), but I would at least be able to keep my food down.
So I gotta ask: Who was the 5th grader who won the poster-making contest of "dine with the Don" for Romney?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Melania and Ann will be there as well, I doubt the T and A crowd would waste 3 bucks for dinner with wigwarm and robotron alone.
ReplyDeleteI once encountered Donald Trumpp in all his polyester and old spice glory at the Taj Mahal Casino in Atlantic City. The man is insufferable, can't comprehend polysyllabic words, and walked around the bankrupt casino like a proud peacock.
I can't imagine this level of bore in stereo/ Mitt is a dumb fork if he thinks this is going to be profitable or helpful to his campaign. But then he doesn't help things much on his own. What record ,does he have to run on other than wealth creation?
The POTUS has a fundraiser with him, the first lady, and Sarah Jessica Parker, who would like to be a fly on the wall as that's going on?
Okay. That just made me laugh and barf at the same time. I would consider spending my retirement funds (which would last me 6 months if I were very, very frugal) to watch the two of them sink in quicksand head first!
ReplyDeleteGonna pass on this one, Donny and Mitty. You guys go on and enjoy one another's company. Anyway, why would I want to go to New York and watch you two goofballs jerk each other off?
ReplyDeleteCall Sarah instead and she'll be thrilled to join y'all and she'll have SarahPac pay for the pizza and the lube, also, too.
Republicans suck at creativity, comedy, etc.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could make it through the night in the company of President Obama, George Clooney and Robert Downey, Jr. without rubbing one off.
ReplyDeleteIt shows my age, and perhaps it doesn't mean much, but I remember walking by the site of the future Trump Tower as constructiion workers were tearing down the lovely Art Deco Bonwit Teller department store. Trump threw the stone statuary from the storefront out in a landfill in New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteLike he threw away his wives.
Don't forget he's just the arrogant son of an apartment house builder from Queens. He started on third base. Like smug Mitt. Great Americans.
Wonderfully said and important to remember. You are judged by your friends. Mitt is a sell-out to Trump's vulgarity and pomposity.
DeleteGryphen, anon @ 10:22 sounds like a threat. Do you really want that comment to stand on your blog?
ReplyDeleteI believe they are referring to masturbation, not murder.
DeleteOK, off/out not the same thing..! What can I say, I've led a sheltered life. Thanks.
DeleteI wouldnt dine with either of those two miserable wretches even if I were starving to death. Couldn't imagine keeping the food down, in any event.
ReplyDeleteId dine with Clooney. Trump looks scary.
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