Thursday, May 10, 2012

Okay Bristol you KNOW you are a huge screwup when even JWOW feels the need to put you in your place. Update!

Oh damn, even a person who is famous for appearing on one of the most embarrassing reality shows in history recognizes how out of touch Bristol is with what is going on in this country! That's gotta sting!

Oh Bristol you should NEVER have agreed to let your mother use your name to camouflage the source of her hate! Now you are both in competition for the biggest laughingstock in America. (Psst, you might be ahead right now.)

I wonder how long it will take Snooki to fire off a Twitter slam?

Update: Here is the newly liposuctioned Bristol with her current Levi Johnston stand in.

 All I can think to say is, "Poor Tripp!"

186 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Hey Bristol - You just got served!

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    1. bitch just stfu already7:33 PM

      Hey Bristol you just got pwned!

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    2. Gryphen...Beefy posted a picture of Baldy supposedly without makeup...it looks more like post op!

      http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/bristolpalin/files/2012/05/MomRunning.png

      In addition..."Brancy" is complaining on her blog about being picked on about her weight when she was on DWTS...those hillbillies CAN'T LET SHIT GO!

      Maybe whoever tried to post a comment about the DWTS baby got to her...HeHe!

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    3. OMG. Look at what I just found.
      CNN is using Bri$tol's opinion as if it's News now!! Also too, how could a 20 yr old know enough about politics to even consider herself as an expert?
      I really could use some Brain Bleach after thinking about all of this bullshit.

      http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/10/bristol-palin-too-much-glee-in-obama-decision/

      CNN & that Dumb Ass Ho can both go eff themselves. How the hell can anyone take them seriously with Bri$tol as a Talking Head??
      $he is too much like Mommy Dearest, they both struggle to string along a sentence and stick to the subject at hand!

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    4. Anonymous8:50 AM

      Gina - I am the one that asked Bristol about her DWTS baby. First post taken down after 5 minutes. Second comment totally blocked. Changed to a diff. email/name and posted the below links - they were only up for 2 minutes.

      I am totally illiterate about Twitter, but for those reading IM that know how to send Tweets - how about sending some out using these pictures?

      Maybe one to Guiliana Rancic (who interviewed Bristol for E!asking why she is keeping BP's baby secret.

      Another to Lifetime asking why they would want a liar that hides her pregnancy and baby from the public.

      And finally to anyone that can spread these pictures far and wide - until Bristol has to make some type of statement or go into permanent hiding.

      Here are the E! stills from BP's 2/7/11 interview:

      http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2e4eq6w&s=7
      http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2a5chfs&s=7

      If we can't shut Sarah up, maybe we can shut down her mini-me.

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    5. Anonymous10:45 AM

      Re: the "running" photo, notice how she's sitting on a cabinet next to a mirror that perfectly exhibits her crotch while she ties her running shoes. This photo illustrates clearly what this woman is all about. There's absolutely nothing else there.

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  2. Anonymous7:13 PM

    GOV ROMNEY JUST ANNOUNCED ON FOX THAT FORMER GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN IS ON HIS VICE PRESIDENT SHORT LIST!


    PSYCH! Fuck you Sarah and Bristol Palin!

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    1. Tell me this is a joke.

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    2. Of course it is. That couldn't be happening, and I am still so gullible.

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    3. Anonymous8:00 PM

      Oh good, Romney wouldn't win anyway, but if he does pick the bimbo from Wasilla, all of her skeletons, and Todd's and Bristols will come tumbling out. I swear if he does pick her, I will be all over Anchorage putting flyers on cars with info that Gryphen and Malia post that people don't get to see on national news.

      The Palins are a disgrace to the USA.

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    4. Anonymous8:22 PM

      I googled in a full panic! Mitt is this stupid, but his controllers would never allow a Palin part deux.

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    5. Anonymous12:07 AM

      It is a joke...."PSYCH!" is the clue.

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  3. Anonymous7:24 PM

    Fortunately for the future of our country, most of Bristol's peers are in complete disagreement with "her" bigoted, ignorant blog post as seen in the comments (with hilarious .gif illustrations) on Oh No They Didn't-

    http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/68881560.html

    http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/68896782.html

    Isn't this blog of Bristol's supposed to be in support of launching her next reality TV show? She's alienating even more people with these hateful screeds, I hope Sarah is paying her well to publish them under her name because she's destroying it (and any hope to attract viewers) with them.

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  4. Anonymous7:31 PM

    It is on.

    Only a coward will hide. Lifetime wants ratings and a strong independent voice. Not a mama's baby hiding behind a mama ghost writer.

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  5. I had to go on a google hunt to find out who the heck JWOWW is. (Ignorance is bliss.) Man, that's really putting old Bristol down, isn't it!

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    1. Anonymous8:52 PM

      Thanks for owning up to it first, Lynne. I'm usually clueless about today's pop culture icons unless I happen to hear my teenage son talking with friends. But by the time I learn about something or somebody new, it's passé to kids anyway.

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    2. Anonymous10:01 PM

      Who is JWOWW?

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    3. Anonymous6:00 AM

      The official website for Jersey Shore star Jenni 'JWOWW' Farley

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  6. Anonymous7:37 PM

    Pretty fucking sad when you have to hire a third-rate ghostwriter to enunciate your hatred and ignorance.

    Palin, Palin, and French: The trifecta of stupidity.

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  7. Anonymous7:38 PM

    So Sarah gets to throw the arrows through her surrogate daughter and lets her daughter get boooed, just like she let Piper get booo-ed at that hockey game in 2008. Throw the children out to the lions, Sarah, that's what she does best.

    I really believe that Bristol doesn't have an identity yet. She's been molded on her mother's potter's wheel to service momma grizzly's interests all her life. Bristol doesn't know what right or wrong is. She seems to be on a an upward swing or a downward swing, taking swipes at the people who have crossed her mother. It's like she lives to provide vindication for her mother, and that's all she's allowed to do. Bristol is a slave, waiting for her mom's approval and only getting it if she complies and writes these rants on her blog, or jumps through hoops doing silly reality shows to keep the Palin name in the news. Everything Bristol seems to do is affiliated with her mother's moves or career. That girl needs help.

    Will Bristol ever find herself and have a life of her own? Will she be set free from the emotional damage, and the betrayal of her parents? I really hope she can and finds therapy with people who've also been used as cheap toys by their narcissistic parent.

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    1. Anonymous6:09 AM

      Now THAT would be a fantastic reality show that I know people would watch.
      Can you imagine how great that would be to see Bristol throw Sarah under the bus and find herself in the process?
      Alas, that girl is too far gone.

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    2. Anonymous7:16 AM

      Bristol CAN'T EVER THROW SARAH UNDER THE BUS!!!!!!!!

      She will have NO. ONE. then,

      and she knows it.

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    3. Anonymous11:08 AM

      Nicely written and I agree Bristol is Sarah's puppet, a cheap toy used by her to get and keep herself in the "news." Bristol seems so compliant; I wonder if she ever feels resentment toward her mother for using her for her own celebrity. Why else would Mommy Dearest keep pushing Bristol into situations where she continually fails?

      Whether or not Bristol's latest attempt at selling her Unreality Show works, what then? What does Sarah have planned for Bristol after that? Bristol's "celebrity" is unsustainable because Bristol just doesn't have the right stuff.

      Wonder what Sarah has planned for Piper?

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    4. I found this right after I posted my other comment. I had things to do, so, better late than never!
      This is about Bri$tol bitching about OUR President, like she did on CNN. The only difference is~ this post is hilarious!!

      http://juanitajean.com/2012/05/11/the-mother-of-all-irony/

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  8. Well, it's so blatantly obvious now that I've had a few moments to think about it! Malia and Sasha are to Bristol what their dad is to Sarah....

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  9. Anonymous7:44 PM

    Still no direct contact from Silly Sarah. She's been silent since the 27th of last month. Maybe the IRS, the FBI and the DOJ are keeping her busy!

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    1. Anonymous12:12 AM

      Thank the Lord for miracles. Although, I can't say I even noticed...put of sight, out of mind.

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    2. Anonymous4:58 AM

      Let's just celebrate for now. The Bitch is silent. The Alaskan IQ has gone up by at least 50 points. That only leaves her with about 20 points to play with.

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    3. FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!7:16 AM

      she's gotta speechify tomorrow...

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    4. Anonymous11:10 AM

      Sarah has not been silent. She is speaking through the Brancy blog now.

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  10. Anonymous7:56 PM

    Belfast cares about the reality star and the wannabee on a reality show showdown. Does Bristol have a clue how big this is? This is bigger then when they stuffed her in that gorilla suit.

    JWoww lambasts Palin's 'ignorant' gay union blog
    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/entertainment/news/jwoww-lambasts-palins-ignorant-gay-union-blog-16157220.html

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  11. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Anyone know what companies will be sponsoring her upcoming reality show?

    Or maybe the question should be: Does she even have an upcoming reality show anymore?

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  12. Anonymous7:58 PM

    The new pictures of Bristol and Gino on Bristol's Facebook look like they were taken in Sarah's BIG house in Arizona..sh'e lost a lot of weight or lipo since DWTS.

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    1. Anonymous8:56 PM

      Yes, it is a pic taken in AZ. See the 1:30 mark of this video for a shot of the same "chandelier":
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fkxNgR5rEsc#!

      $1.7M paid for the AZ house and as we suspected ZERO spent for it to be professionally decorated.

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    2. Anonymous1:54 AM

      With the money they have, they could have bought a house with so much character but they didn't. Bland, generic interior.

      It is sad to see someone who lies like Palin rewarded with so much $$$.

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  13. Check out the hillbilly picture Beefy posted of herself with Sadie's sloppy seconds!

    http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p480x480/398264_359146344144824_109696302423164_952503_777084659_n.jpg

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    1. Anonymous12:14 AM

      Plastic meets Cartoon.

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    2. Anonymous4:19 AM

      Gino doesn't look like he's packin much. Where's his right hand? On her Ass. Yeah they're not having sex.

      Hey Bristol - FYI - Coochie cutters lead to yeast infections.

      Are they pandering to cowboys now?

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    3. Anonymous6:40 AM

      That's some big ole fat thighs there.

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    4. Anonymous4:25 PM

      Trying so hard to be westerners. What a fake pair of wannabes.
      M from MD
      PS. I've lived in both Arizona and New Mexico - for many years. That picture reeks of 'tourist' trying too hard to fit in with the 'locals'.

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  14. Bristol Palin and her mother, have just made the biggest fools of themselves in front of USA and the rest of the world. I am not from America but you cannot escape the internet.
    You are a LOSER Ms. Palin

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  15. Anita Winecooler8:08 PM

    What I love about this, is President Obama is raising money on the west coast, rubbing elbows with REAL celebrities while Beefancy is/are being buried by negative publicity for their bigoted, racist and anti-marriage equality post.

    Nobody disses "Glee".

    OT
    Rachael finally gave it to Sarah, Mc Cain, and Romney.

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    1. Anonymous6:42 AM

      Hey Brancy! I wouldn't be wasting my time sitting by the phone waiting for Hollywood to call you.

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    2. Oh lawdy, Glee done told the palins to fuck off. HAHAHAHA

      bustol still looks stank.

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  16. I beg of everyone who cares about the standards for our daughters' daughters being criminally lowered by people like BRISTOL PALIN and her mother and ghostwriter- please contact LIFETIME TV today and let them know you will boycott any show they air featuring Bristol Palin and most importantly, you will contact the show's SPONSORS to inform them you will not support their products as long as they are affiliated with Bristol's "reality" show.

    This is not about disliking Bristol nor disapproving of her mother's "politics". This is about Bristol's unbelievable hypocrisy- making hundreds of thousands of dollars for telling others NOT to do something which has made her wealthy and "famous".

    Now her hypocrisy has grown to a stratospheric level- accusing the president, HER president, of letting his children make policy decisions and appointing a cartoon character to his cabinet? Because he supports PEOPLE LIKE HER- those in "no traditional" families?

    I know it's actually Sarah's vitriol as expressed by Nancy's pen. But Bristol allowed herself to be used by her mother AGAIN- for money- so she is just as culpable.

    You can go to LifetimeTV.com and use their feedback form, or twitter to them if you want to make it short and sweet.

    Time to make sure Bristol's FOURTH UN-reality show incarnation goes the same way as the first 3.

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    1. Anonymous6:47 AM

      Here's the link to the feedback form:

      http://support.mylifetime.com/ics/support/feedback.asp

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  17. Dinty8:33 PM

    Who gives a fuck. Bristol is a never-was, and today I had the murderer of my friend sentenced to life without parole. Great day, and I didn't spend a second of it thinking about anybody with the last name Palin.

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    1. Anonymous3:50 AM

      I'm sorry for youe loss.
      I'm also sorry for Dar Miller's partner's loss. And Curtis Menard's family's loss.

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  18. Anonymous8:36 PM

    A commenter (can't remember if it was here or elsewhere) who claimed to know the Palin kids said Bristol & friends are all HUGE fans of "Jersey Shore" and want to have the same kind of lives as the cast on the show. If that's true--and I hope it is--this comment from JWoww might sting more than anything else on the internet. Of course, Nancy is probably writing her anti-"Jersey Shore" screed even as we speak...

    I've never watched the show, but my impression is that none of those characters is highly educated. So for JWoww to characterize Bristol as "uneducated, ignorant"..well, I agree with whoever said Bristol just got PWNED!

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  19. Anonymous8:49 PM

    How's that abstainin' goin' for 'ya, Bristol?

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    1. Anonymous9:44 PM

      Mama's got a squeezebox
      Daddy never sleeps at night

      Live at Swansea 1976.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHJTBv9QwHY

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    2. Anonymous5:42 AM

      Love it!

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  20. Anonymous8:51 PM

    Did Bristol's dad lead her to thinking this was a good look for her? Or was it one of his prostitutes?

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  21. Smirnonn8:55 PM

    "(Gristle) Palin argued that 'in general, kids do better growing up in a mother/father home' and said that 'in this case, it would've been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that's not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.'"

    Hey gristle, how'd that whole "mother/father home" work for you? I mean, you named your first (second?) child after your father's whore. And mommy dearest paraded you about for political gain while you were pregnant with your first (second?) child. Family values...

    Furthermore, if it's best for a child to have mother/father contact why are you keeping Tripp away from Levi?? Hypocrite.

    Btw, why is it that the paylump skanks find it necessary to constantly look like hillbilly whores? Gristle looks like she's auditioning for a Bon Jovi video in 1989. OR possibly a turd nugent video. Perhaps that's more her speed. "Jail bait?"

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    1. Anonymous3:52 AM

      And mommy dearest paraded you about for political gain while you were pregnant (nursing?) your first (second?) child.

      Fixed it for ya!

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    2. Smirnonn8:55 PM

      Exactly!

      And they think they are starting a new fashion.

      HAHAHAHAHA

      redneck, hillbilly chic.

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  22. Anonymous9:04 PM

    The house in AZ looks like trailer trash. So does Bristol and her fucking partner Gino

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  23. Anonymous9:31 PM

    Poor Bristol. This is like her mom's blood libel comment - the nail in the coffin.

    Too-da-loo!

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  24. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Who'd she think she was -- Jessica Simpson in 'Daisy Dukes'!!

    Yupper -- Brisket, the old Trailer Trash sluttin' around.

    The only thing missing from the pic was the back seat of an old Chevy!! Lord knows she's had lots of practice there!

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    1. Anonymous4:21 AM

      You can liposuction fat out, but there's no procedure to inject class.

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  25. Anonymous9:39 PM

    That photo of Bristol doesn't seem to be consistent with Bristol's newly discovered religion and purity. That photo screams sex, while Bristol made sure to let us know that Gino doesn't stay overnight, oh no he doesn't. The photo makes it pretty clear that Gino did stay over night in Arizona and that they are quite affectionate with each other.

    I agree with Nyah. Please write to Lifetime, and send them this photo. It is hard to feel so so sorry for Bristol, the hard working single mom who has to raise her son all by herself while entertaining a male friend in her home-- and keeping the father of the kid away from his kid.
    Everything about Bristol is a fake, including her ghost written columns. In fact, another argument to Lifetime would be that Bristol is her mother's political surrogate-- just look at her Facebook posts. Lifetime would be just like Fox, giving voice to an extreme political opinion-- something they shouldn't be doing.

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    1. Anonymous5:39 AM

      Lifetime does homophobe? Gino and Brisket will fit right in. They are proud to publicize it. It is too late to walk it back now. They need to take on JWoww.


      What will Nancy write next? She may not know who JWoww is. I can't wait to see how they handle the controversy.

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  26. Anonymous9:41 PM

    The only TeeVee offers Bitchtol will be getting are from the same folks who hired Octomom - the porn industry. That's all she's qualified for. And that kind of acting is perfect for someone with Bitchtol's personality. She doesn't have to open her mouth...at least not to speak.

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      After slamming gays, nobody in the entertainment industry will have anything to do with her.

      Imagine her trying to go into hair & makeup. Bwah!!

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  27. Anonymous9:52 PM

    Now we know where Grandma Sarah is. Resting up in AZ after getting "work" done. Can't wait to see the new face. :)

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    1. Virginia Voter2:32 AM

      EXACTLY, she's down in AZ getting her plastic surgery on.

      This picture is so white trash , I can't even....I'll ignore the Wasilla does Cowboy look, and just say it is hysterical that the Palins can't enemy clean off all that crap on the counter when they take a picture.

      BTW, it looks like Sarah has the same tacky taste in dried flower arrangements littering her southwest McMansion.

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    2. Exactly! Looks like they got the family discount. Funny how Bristol looks so slim now, yet she gained all that weight while working out at DWTS.

      Maybe she should market her slimming techniques. The Abstinence Workout - It just looks like we're having sex. We're really practicing for the White Trash Olympics to be held this year in Bumfuck, Idaho.

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    3. Anonymous7:21 AM

      I don't think there's anything that implicates when the photo was taken.

      I think it's a stretch to say it was recent AND that it puts Sarah in AZ to heal from surgery.

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  28. Anonymous10:02 PM

    These people would look like dumb hicks in North Scottsdale. Very few people dress like that. They look like they belong in Apache Junction, not Scottsdale. If you have been to this area, you would know what I mean.
    Damn they are low class.

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    1. Anonymous12:20 AM

      You can take the trash out of the Valley...

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    2. Anonymous4:27 PM

      I used to live east of there - Chandler, and yes, I do know exactly what you mean.
      M from MD

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  29. Anonymous10:21 PM

    wow huge forehead for a small brain.

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  30. Anonymous10:34 PM

    The photo isn't current. She sold that house months ago.

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    1. Anonymous6:32 AM

      Bristol sold the little house. There was an article about how she was decorating it for all her friends from Wasilla to be there with her and Tripp. The workers from that TV show probably paid the expenses for the remodeling and she was barely even at the house. It looks like it was only decorated for the secret life she had there for a brief time.

      The big fugly McMansion Sarah bought is the one with the chandelier. It is still owned by the Palins. No one seems to care if it is decorated. The just use it to hide and play dress up. May have a studio where they can do propaganda or porn films.

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    2. Anonymous6:40 AM

      Those pictures were taken at Sarah's Arizona house recently and also the new pic of Sarah on Bristol's new post on her blog, check out the floor tile. Scroll down and you will see the same lighting fixture and the counter in the entry way.
      http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheconservativetreehouse.com%2F2011%2F05%2F23%2Fdid-sarah-palin-buy-these-new-digs-in-arizona%2F&ei=TBmtT_3rO6zZiQLN_O2lBw&usg=AFQjCNFLlR4efrzGRISWGdTuQiJ24aJn7g

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    3. Anonymous7:21 AM

      yup

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    4. Anonymous7:22 AM

      where the fuck is willow?

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  31. Anonymous10:42 PM

    Daisy Duke!

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  32. WTH is growing out of his head? Did they pay money to a Photographer for this photo? LOL......

    Who listens to Brissdull anyway?... she is a laughing stock at most gay and lesbian sites as well as the major news sites LMAO...... EPIC FAIL Briskit!!!!

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  33. Anonymous10:50 PM

    Wow! Todd n Sarah must be proud of the trial bride and trial groom. Bristol looks like a two drink whore and shit for brains looks like a castoff wanna be from the movie Footloose.

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  34. Anonymous10:54 PM

    So that is what Palin family Christian values looks like.

    Figures, everybody related to Sarah is pregnant or got somebody pregnant before marriage.

    Great job there Sarah and Todd.

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  35. Anonymous10:55 PM

    Did Brisket's chin get longer or is it the camera lens?

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    1. Like Pinnochio's nose...

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    2. Anonymous7:23 AM

      she thinks she looks AMAZING!

      hahaha!!!!

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  36. Anonymous11:01 PM

    So Sarah, imagine Piper Diaper looking like her role model Bristol in a few years.

    By the way Sarah, keep telling yourself Gino aint Drill Baby Drillin' that hole.

    If you're quiet you can hear Bristol's moaning with one of Todd's face cloths Gino stuffed in her mouth to shut Bristol up.

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  37. Anonymous11:03 PM

    That's what an abstinence motivational speaker looks like? A cheap prostitute!

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  38. Anonymous11:07 PM

    Hey partner, hope ya didn't get her more than two wine coolers?

    Talk is, that Palin girl is a sure thing.

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  39. Anonymous11:09 PM

    Todd is looking at Bristol and thinking he can't wait till Sarah goes on another trip.

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    1. Anonymous9:02 AM

      That's sick.

      As a regular IM'er, I think that's uncalled for.

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    2. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Gryphen, why on earth do you let comments like the one above on your blog?????

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    3. But it may be truer than you'd like to think. AK has the highest per capita incidence of incest in the US. And considering all that we know about this obscenity called the Paylin Family........

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    4. If I may quote our brother Gryphen,

      "Don't feed the trolls!
      It just goes directly to their thighs."

      and speaking of trolls...Brancy has beefy thighs!

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  40. Most of the women I've seen and know in Scottsdale are well-dressed and look nothing like Sarah or her daughters. Sarah would stand out like a sore thumb in any social gathering, especially with her screechy voice. I highly doubt they accepted her with open arms. Bristol looks like she found her Mom's stash of Ritalin or Adderall. When you are built like Bristol, you don't lose weight to this point without additional pharmaceutical help.

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  41. Anonymous11:10 PM

    Bristol is too busy to go to church, I can see why.

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  42. Anonymous11:16 PM

    Bristol has fat legs.

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    1. Anonymous6:38 AM

      Arms look flabby. They must use this hideaway for procedures. She needs to work on legs and arms to go with other work. One day she may not look so out of balance if she just keeps at it.

      Looking forward to seeing Sarah's next reveal at SALT. In a few days or today?

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  43. Anonymous11:17 PM

    WTF?

    "Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."
    -Bristol Palin


    Hey Bristol does daddy approve of your new Christian get up? Daddy likey?

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  44. Anonymous11:21 PM

    “In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."
    -Bristol Palin


    I think Bristol meant to say "Trial Marriage"?

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  45. Anonymous11:22 PM

    Is that what a cheap imitation of Kim Kardashian looks like?

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  46. Anonymous11:23 PM

    Looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet by Todd.

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  47. Anonymous11:31 PM

    Samantha Ronson also chimed in, tweeting, "'we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.' really bristol palin? how's your kid doing?"

    Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/bristol_palin_slammed_by_stars_over/315409#ixzz1uXnMW5S3

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    1. Anonymous5:43 AM

      Well, in Tripp's short life he's had the chance to try out several fathers. How many more before his mother settles on one?

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    2. In reply to "how many more"... All of 'em Katie!

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  48. Anonymous11:32 PM

    "Bristol should keep her uneducated ignorant mouth shut," JWoww tweeted. "If Ur living in the past u wouldn't have a kid w/out marriage #hypocrite. It's 2012!"

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  49. Anonymous11:33 PM

    This unwed teenager who got knocked up in the woods wants to tell the President about marriage and children????

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    1. Anonymous6:03 AM

      Yes, the president who's children were both conceived and born in wedlock! Yes, she's that fucking dumb!

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  50. Anonymous11:35 PM

    We also know, Bristol, that in general, kids do better growing up when they haven't been born to unwed, trailer park trash, teenage mothers. You know, Bristol, like the mother you are.

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  51. Anonymous11:36 PM

    We listen to her because she's highly educated and a leading expert on social matters. Oh, no. That's right; she barely graduated high school. She's a fine upstanding example of the morals of the Christian right. Oh, right, illegitimate child. She's served the American populace for years...Oh, no. Even her mom keeps cutting and running when the going gets tough. Tell me again why this dumb fame junkie gets ink (pixels)?

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  52. Anonymous12:19 AM

    Looks like Bristol is having a great time since Sarah adopted Trig from Bristol.

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  53. Anonymous12:22 AM

    Hey Piper I think we just located your shorts....

    Bristol is wearing them.

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    1. Anonymous6:01 AM

      Bwahahaha!

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  54. Anonymous12:23 AM

    Goodness! Gino looks a bit cartoonish and Bristol's just trying too hard.

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    1. Anonymous7:25 AM

      it has to be exhausting to be so phony!

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  55. Anonymous12:31 AM

    Trial marriage? Why should Gino buy the cow when he gets the milk for free?

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    1. Anonymous7:25 AM

      psst - the milk is sour...

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  56. Ha! She looks like such a skank!

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  57. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn2:44 AM

    Holy Dukes of Hazzard, Batman! Wouldn't you LOVE to know how much of the Bots' SarahPAC donations paid for Brissie's surgical "weight loss"?

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  58. Anonymous2:44 AM

    Gino the gigolo and Bristol the bitch. A match made in heaven. I wish them every happiness.

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  59. Anonymous2:49 AM

    OMG! What is wrong with that girl to look like that? I used to feel sorry for her but what is she thinking to dress up like such a fool with the cowboy cartoon character next to her? She has even banned me from commenting on her sanctimonious blog.

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  60. Anonymous3:07 AM

    I can't wait to see all the two-faced old-fart-perv comments on that pic at Barstool's FB.
    "Oh mah Gawd Bristol those legs OMG OMG ur so sexy n purtyn I SO wish I was younger ur so hot...praise Jeezus praise the Lord God Yahweh Jehovah bless you and your holy saintly family and your pure abstinent values AMEN Jeezus no secks til marridhe!!!"

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  61. Anonymous3:43 AM

    If Bristol did have liposuction .... think about it ... Those were human life cells ... (well, maybe not in Bristol's case ...) and removing and killing those living cells is ... just like having an ABORTION ... many, many ABORTIONS!!! Thousands of humans could have been cloned from those cells, or in Bristol's case clowned from those cells.

    This was/is a sin and a crime!

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  62. Anonymous3:56 AM

    Bristle's lipo looks nice. For now.
    Can't wait until she starts overeating from nerves again (read gets knocked up) as all the fat cells not lipo-ed will just get bigger. Those upper arms are gonna be hamhocks!!

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      Looking at that picture, I don't think DWTS was over eating!!

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    2. Anonymous6:48 AM

      She is on speed like her Mommie. A hell of an addiction. She is married to surgery and procedures if she is to stay on top of this weight game she plays.

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  63. Anonymous4:37 AM

    WORLDWIDE laughingstock without one iota of self-respect.

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  64. Tom Joad4:41 AM

    Looks like someone is ready for a hoedown/ho down!

    "A Hoedown is a type of American folk dance or square dance in duple meter, and also the musical form associated with it."

    A 'ho down' is a skank rolling around on the floor simulating intercourse, as a form of dance!
    Yippee yo ki yay Bitchez!

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    1. Anonymous5:46 AM

      Don't women usually wear very full skirts (and not mini skirts) and blouses that conceal more than they display for square dancing?

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  65. Anonymous4:46 AM

    Sarah hasn't been on Fox for more than three weeks. Do you think the Ailes-Palin dustup has anything to do with that?

    http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2012/04/18/
    wingnut-on-wingnut-crime-palin-vs-ailes/

    Ah, it’s another little dustup between Roger Ailes and Sarah Palin. It’s not the first and it probably won’t be the last, but it also won’t do anything to change their relationship — he’ll keep paying her as long as people find her word salads appetizing and she’ll keep going on Fox to vomit them forth as long as they’re paying her.

    I think it’s obvious by now that Palin isn’t really capable of thinking. At best, she’s capable of mindlessly stringing together cliches and platitudes like this. It’s the intellectual equivalent of cotton candy, free of substance but satisfying to children.

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      bad link

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  66. Anonymous5:04 AM

    Next year, she'll get parenting advice from SNOOKI!!

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    1. Anonymous5:58 AM

      Snooki will probably be a better mom than any of the palin women!

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  67. Anonymous5:48 AM

    Bri$tol,

    You look like a whore. What happened to your good christian values, the ones you should be teaching your children? Oh that's right........silly me

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Hoochie Cootchie shorts for sure.

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  68. Anonymous6:17 AM

    Bristol....very Klassy.

    No one over 17 should wear Daisy Dukes.

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  69. Anonymous6:19 AM

    What could she be doing to be in better shape now than during the rigorous training on DWTS? hmmmmm

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  70. Anonymous6:23 AM

    What is biblical about that picture? Brisdull is sending out 2 different messages. You what is unbelievable that Brisdull and Gino have been together since around the time of DWTS. Does anyone believe that they don't have sex or that he doesn't spend the nights? That she has lived up to her no sex before marriage pledge, or is she just shitting everyone? I seem to remember Ben staying at her condo. Levi was spending nights there also. when all of a sudden they were engaged again. Selling magazine pictures, then Gino- house in Az. selling stories and pictures again. Every story how hard she has it, these guys are more father figures than Levi. She is not religious!

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  71. Anonymous6:39 AM

    When Bristles was pregnant with one of the kids, she told Levi "I pray you are not the father" so obviously there was someone else in the picture. Now she feels free to advise our President!! I wish ALL the guys who have had her would get together and write a book. A reality show, where each week another guy tells of his adventures with Bristles! It would make her reality show even more of a failure than the previous 3. I thought the Palins were striving for a religious following, maybe televangelism. Once they knew there was money in that scam, you would think they would go for it. Anything but actually WORK for a living. Nancy Grace wrote the latest piece as though she is unaware that there are a few illegitimate kids involved with Bristles.

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  72. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Oh yeah, she just reeks of abstinence, fuckin' fraud. She is her mother's spawn thru and thru.

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  73. Anonymous6:43 AM

    There's a new picture of Sarah at the Arizona house on Bristol's blog..check out the floor tiles and what's with all the pictures in short shorts??
    http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CGIQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Ftheconservativetreehouse.com%2F2011%2F05%2F23%2Fdid-sarah-palin-buy-these-new-digs-in-arizona%2F&ei=TBmtT_3rO6zZiQLN_O2lBw&usg=AFQjCNFLlR4efrzGRISWGdTuQiJ24aJn7g

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      This must be where Bristol was going when she was forced into the limo ride. Obvious, they want to act like regular ppl who slouch around in short shorts and the limo did not fit with that look.

      Sarah has Nancy write the blog as Bristol. Sarah wanted the pic of her on the blog following the screech about the First Daughters and a family picture. How nuts and crazy is Sarah?

      The lighting and blurred effect in the Sarah looking like she could be a runner is not a good example since it is poor quality shot anyway. It is like taking a picture in near dark and saying how good you look.

      These clowns are getting old. Sarah must be in Az again to get ready for SALT speech. Sort of like in Game Change when she went to Az. She is lost and they send in family to help. Gino and Bristol may be doing a promotion for what they are selling. A western style life when they baby sit Sarah in the desert?

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    2. Anonymous12:10 PM

      Most of the comments associated with the pics of Sarah's "house" believe she bought the place for her 2012 Presidential run HQ. HA! That didn't work out so well.

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  74. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Brissie - the new Christian Cowgirl. I wonder what Jesus thinks of those booty shorts and Gino's hand on her ass.

    Hoedown is right!

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  75. Anonymous7:05 AM

    Sarah can't let Bristol out of the compound except to fly to another 'prison' in Arizona. Bristol has no life at all. She truly is captive. She is allowed to play with Gino and may be allowed a few other faux friends, it is all in a hideout situation.

    The way Sarah was a no-nothing yet the McCain workers fixed her up and prepped her to preform... that is all they can do with Bristol. Bristol can make speeches as a very bad speaker on a Christian circuit. They can do what they can with the idea of a TV show, like wanting to be a Jersey Shore millionaire star. She can do crap like she did for Candy. Nancy can write a blog and pretend it is Bristol. That is about it.

    Can Bristol ever be someone who engages in real life? Can she answer the controversies they stir up for her? I don't mean by hiding behind any curtains. Will she ever be able to face people in an unstaged way? If not, how can they ever convince the public that she is not a coward and a fake?

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  76. Anonymous7:07 AM

    The GOP say that single motherhood = child abuse. She didn't feel the need to comment on that, but on gay marriage? She still pissed at Steve?? She can't let things go, just like Sarah.

    It's only coming from Bristol's ghost writer, because if it came from Sarah's ghost writer, she'd have to appear on FOX and discuss it. This way she can still bitch but she can keep the bandages hidden.

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  77. Anonymous7:12 AM

    That picture?

    Ewwwwwww!!

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  78. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Nancy, Brancy is.... On This One, I’m Team Hillary
    http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2012/05/on-this-one-im-team-hillary/

    She is on a roll. Damage control ?

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    1. Anonymous8:09 AM

      And a way to get a Sarah photo up. Gee, she could be exercising. How healthy and natural she looks in her dress down look.

      She looked like hell warmed over at that Church talk where she cared not to do her hair or dress with respect. Sociopaths don't care if they are referred to as hos. They need the attention and the sex compliments. That is who they are.

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    2. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Good grief! This from Bristol the Chin? Sarah and Bristol have had more cosmetic surgery than most other women. If natural is so great, why is Bristol always changing her appearance? And to end with a picture of her mother in short shorts is proof that Sarah is the one behind the Brancy blogs. What a narcissist!

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  79. Anonymous7:16 AM

    It is important to note that since Bristol's current idiotic move is being slammed in so many places that she has little time to troll on Gryphen's site when it really hits the fan. Her and her minions are all too busy defending her on all the other sites.

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      I noticed the conspicuous absence of trolls on this thread, too! I'd like to say I miss Kristy and Bristol/Sarah, but hell, I really don't.

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  80. Anonymous7:17 AM

    I can't help but wonder if subconsciously Sarah wants Bristol's reality tv show to fail since Hollywood has rejected Sarah and/or Todd's shows. Bristol got paid for filming it I presume so why should it air? What a scheming sick mother.

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  81. Anonymous7:18 AM

    Yep, Gino looks like a complete tool. The stupid and arrogance is very strong on that young man.

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  82. bristol and her fellow look good in that photo

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    1. Anonymous11:33 AM

      They look good? Sure, they look like a typical young couple... very focused on image and partying. That's all fine, most of us spend our 20's in this mode and have fond memories of it so long as we come through unscathed. But this chick's mother is trying to impact social policy through her daughter's persona. There is hypocrisy at every turn. She makes a mockery of the true issues of teen pregnancy, just as her mother is a complete mockery of true leadership for this country. The thing is , they're both just in it for the fame and fortune and neither give damn about this country and her people. They've been handed a spotlight by McCain and they are milking it for all it's worth. The grifting and lack of integrity are creating a truly ugly stain on the reputations of this family and their supporters.

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  83. Anonymous7:22 AM

    OT, but delicious just the same...
    Wingnut on Wingnut Crime: Palin vs Ailes
    April 18, 2012 at 12:58 pm Ed Brayton

    Ah, it’s another little dustup between Roger Ailes and Sarah Palin. It’s not the first and it probably won’t be the last, but it also won’t do anything to change their relationship — he’ll keep paying her as long as people find her word salads appetizing and she’ll keep going on Fox to vomit them forth as long as they’re paying her.

    Sarah Palin responded to a harsh comment Fox News chief Roger Ailes made about her earlier this week.

    During a speech at the University of North Carolina, Ailes said that “Sarah Palin had no chance to be president.” The quote came from New York Magazine editor Gabriel Sherman’s Twitter feed. Sherman, who was at the event, is writing a book about Ailes and the rise of Fox News. Ailes was at the university addressing a group of journalism students.

    Palin responded to Ailes’ remarks in an exclusive interview with Breitbart.com. Palin called the remarks “interesting.”

    She said, “I wonder if he is aware that the same thing was said about me when I ran for city council, mayor, and eventually governor.” She added, “No doubt many people who are told they can’t do something will work that much harder, and they succeed.” She suggested Breitbart.com send her employer the documentary recently made about her, “The Undefeated.” Palin said, “The theme of Steve’s film isn’t about me, but about the idea of not letting others dictate one’s path in life and never giving up when you’re fighting for something precious like our exceptional nation and our children’s futures. So, would you send a copy of “The Undefeated” to him?”

    I think it’s obvious by now that Palin isn’t really capable of thinking. At best, she’s capable of mindlessly stringing together cliches and platitudes like this. It’s the intellectual equivalent of cotton candy, free of substance but satisfying to children.

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      If she really thought she had an ice cube's chance in hell of being president, she would have run.

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  84. Anonymous7:43 AM

    For someone who wants to make it in Hollywood, she sure is pissing the wrong people off.

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  85. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Funny how much thinner she is now than when she was on DWTS. What up with that?

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  86. Anonymous7:46 AM

    People, Bristol's thighs are fine. Attacking her on that is just silly.

    With the hypocrisy, grifting, and lying she's got on full display, it's her judgement, morals, and ethics that are in question.

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    1. Anonymous8:57 AM

      No one cares about her thigh and arm fat. It is the ridiculous sham she is about. Saying she had no vanity surgery, it is only for a medical reason, she made herself a liar and as a public person people will call her out. Also about her weight and 'baby life' matters. She says one thing and reality shows she is the opposite. If she did not do as she does and try to fool her fans to get money out of them, no one would care. She and her enablers have set her up in these matters. That is why her thighs are not fine. They are not perfect and she looks like a project left unfinished. Why would anyone get them self addicted to weight loss drugs and go through all the tortures, live a lie about it all and yet have ugly chunky arms and legs.

      Bristol has ugly fat arms and legs is a fact and not an attack. She is the one that as an adult decided to play that game.

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    2. Anonymous9:03 AM

      And no amount of cosmetic surgery will ever cover up those flaws!

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  87. Boscoe8:16 AM

    Wow... someohow I always manage to forget how trailer trashy these people are... until they remind me with a pokerchip necklace or a pair of daisy dukes.

    How much tinfoil do you suppose it takes to cover those stolen sports-plex windows?

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  88. Anonymous8:25 AM

    For your pleasure, the polling begins:
    (along the right side, near the bottom)

    http://www.yahoo.com/

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    1. Anonymous1:32 PM

      You can sit there and vote over and over again and with the margin being 53% yea to 47% nay, I am sure the bots have been over there clicking away.

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  89. Anonymous8:48 AM

    Whoa, she looks super trashy. Gino looks like a douchebag. Is this a redneck pimp/ho costume party or what? Also, too, JWoww is way classier than Brisdull. She also participated in a mystifying (to the Palins, anyway) activity known as "college." You should look into it, Brisdull.

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  90. Hey where is bustol's pious shirt or at least a nifty Crux belt buckle? What she didn't go [to] "church" shopping this week?

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  91. Anonymous9:05 AM

    Hey Baby Bitch, is that your graduating prom night picture? Oh my bad, you never really finished High School did you. Who is that Cow poke(no pun intended) standing next to you? Did he hog tie you when he waxed that skanky ass. Oh sorry, I forgot that you prefer a good old tent and some wine coolers when you get your freak on. Happy Trails COW !

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  92. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Since her weight loss Bristol is new ready to be one of the Candie's "Poster Girls for Abstinence" rather than just one of their speakers. She's just "practicin'" in that photo.

    http://blog.lib.umn.edu/raim0007/gwss3307_fall2007/2007/09/mark_mcgratha_real_cool_guy.html

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  93. Anonymous9:13 AM

    For someone who wants a "private" life, she sure is making a huge ass of herself.

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  94. Anonymous9:22 AM

    She probably moved her hand up from his crotch for that photo.

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  95. Anonymous9:26 AM

    So they compare a mid 60 year old to a mid 40 year old?

    A woman respected round the world as a effective Secretary ofsState to a ridiculed round the word ninny.

    Looks like Sarah Palin wrote that one.

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  96. Anonymous9:36 AM

    So Bristol only gained 5 pounds on DWTS while everyone else lost weight. Does this look like 5 pounds? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d4ad6QlLNEE/TM9jrqGsNXI/AAAAAAAAAsg/fXIFQOknCS4/s400/Bristol+DWTS.jpg

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      It looked more like 20 pounds.

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  97. Anonymous9:40 AM

    JWOWW RULES.

    Bristol is pwned forever.

    "Bristol should keep her uneducated ignorant mouth shut," J. Farley said it best. NOTICE NOT A WORD ON THAT FROM CAMP BRANCY. Ha! They are taking the sidedoor and trying to escape.

    Instead it is another epic fail today as they try to change the subject and fail to do a decent job of comparing old Sarah to a woman who is a true success. They want Bristol to look like a petty idiot making more dumb posts to a fake Christian bloggy.

    Palin desperation is pathetic and not going to recover from this one. Going down to the underbelly of Hell's gate.

    When is the speech Sarah is preparing for in Arizona house to be delivered? Willow doing her hair? Piper in charge of wardrobe? Track did all the research? Todd is too busy with his other job.

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  98. Anonymous10:36 AM

    I think Sarah is so desperaste to sell Brissy's Unreality Show that she dreamed up this skreed so that Brissy gets lots of hits on her FB/blog.

    Then she will go to Lifetime folks and say "See! She does too have a huge fan base so you have to do the show and triple what you pay her (and me)."

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  99. Anonymous10:47 AM

    Jan Brewer and the Bitch in the same place together. That is too much stupidity and ugliness for anybody to stomach.

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  100. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Oh yeah- she's got abstinence written all over her.

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  101. jcinco11:27 AM

    hp posted a link to 1/2 wit sarah's pic without make-up which goes to bristle's blog. it is hp assisting the palins in getting hits to chunky bristle's blog. hp is so carrying water for the palins and most likely getting paid with palin pac $ to keep the klan in the news. I don't understand why anyone here would go to her blog, you know it's all a ploy to garner hits to sell her reality show...sigh anyone who goes there is playing right into their scheme...don't be so naive.

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    1. Anonymous11:58 AM

      I agree. Only one person needs to go there and report back. The rest of us do not need to give her any hits (i.e. cash).

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    2. Anonymous12:31 PM

      I won't go to Brisdull's blog or FB because I don't want to give her another hit. I rely on others to post. I appreciate their efforts. Thank you.

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  102. Anonymous11:51 AM

    ..."raw sex appeal wrapped in Christian platitudes." Thank you Mr. McGuinniss for putting the Palin "appeal" so appropriately.

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  103. Anonymous1:38 PM

    The Palins must hate the internet and Youtube. It always comes back to bite them in their stanky asses!


    "As women, we should resist the urge to laugh at our sisters" -Bristol Palin


    Video comments from Bristol's obnoxious rude rants towards an elderly woman who is an Alaskan school teacher.
    Video posted below:

    "under no circumstances should a responsible parent let a teenage kid address an adult in the smartass way that Bristol does here"


    "Great video! What I find almost as disturbing as Palin herself, is her parrot daughter. They both shared a look that oozed subtext after finding out the woman was a teacher. And the way ParrotBristol talked to the woman was super-condescending. My parents raised me to be more respectful and they aren't conservatives. Shame on the Palin family. I hope she gets the Republican nod in '12. It would be high entertainment and clinch the election for the Democrats."


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSSIDhVsTWc



    LOL.... in case you missed what Bristol said:

    "As women, we should resist the urge to laugh at our sisters" -Bristol Palin

    Okay Bristol, not cool to laugh at our sisters, but I guess it's okay for Bristol to ridicule and belittle our senior citizens.

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  104. She's just young and dumb. Maybe she'll grow out of it.

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  105. As much as I hate the girl because she's an ignorant bigot, I gotta admit... she's so f*cking hot. That's pretty much all she has going for her, though.

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