She sounded for all the world like she had been hit with a tranquilizer dart, before having a wig slapped on her head and being unceremoniously plunked down in front of the camera in her pink nighty. In the first segment you can hear her often responding to questions with a "Yup, I said that" or simply repeating the last thing Hannity says before reading her pre-written responses off the teleprompter occasionally reflected in her fake glasses.
The link to the first segment can be found here, but I will focus on the second part of the interview as I found it far more interesting, and quite strange.
Hannity plays a clip of Nancy Pelosi's reaction to the upholding of the Affordable Care Act by the Supreme Court and asks for Palin's response:
"Well first off Nancy Pelosi is a dingbat. And she is the perfect spokesperson for this whole agenda of the far Left running the Democrat party. I know a lot of Democrats (No she doesn't.) who are absolutely embarrassed and disgusted with what her, and Harry Reid's leadership has provided the Democrat party. And you know they want to a bailout of the Democrat party because of a, specifically the..the things that she says, the things that she does, what it is that she represents. But she the perfect spokesperson for...um..President Obama's Democrat party."
Palin goes on from there to declare that the Affordable Care act is the "mother of all unfunded mandates," and that it, combined with the soon to expire Bush tax cuts, will strip Americans of their "hard earned money" simply to grow government.
However it is her affect during these questions that I found the most interesting. She kept holding her mouth in uncomfortable looking positions during Hannity's questions, while often responding in these guttural exhalations of sighs, heavy breathing, or simple one word acknowledgements of "yeah," or "no," before launching into her clearly scripted responses.
Her often manic personality appeared subdued during this interview, which may be due to fatigue, malnutrition, or simply a Red Bull shortage in Wasilla. She was still just as hateful, misinformed, and petty as usual but her famous "fire in the belly" seemed reduced to a glowing ember of spite.
Okay now I need to get a little something off my chest by talking about HER chest.
I have interviewed Palin one on one before, seen her a handful of times in person around Alaska, and of course looked at THOUSANDS of pictures of her over the years.
Simply put she has no boobs. I am not being judgmental or derogatory I am just stating a fact.
Now look, I know of what I speak. In point of fact I am a Boobologist.
I have studied breasts my entire life, and would have written my college thesis on them only I didn't bother to finish college because I was too busy chasing the next set of boobs I wanted to get to know better. (Don't judge me, I was young.)
However in this interview, and you will see it if you pay attention, Palin's breasts are HUGE! Seriously, at one point she takes a deep breath that I swear wiped a smudge off of the camera lens.
But those aren't hers.
What she has bolted onto her chest in this interview are an abomination against God. They are not natural, they are not real, they are not boobs. They are essentially Nerf-tits.
I don't know who she things she is fooling but it is CERTAINLY not any of the women watching, nor any of the men who have actually been allowed to see boobs up close and personal.
You cannot keep going from this.
The woman wears fake glasses to disguise her wonky eye, a wig to hide her thinning hair, gets plastic surgery on her face as often as most of us blow our nose, and is constantly inflating and deflating her boobs like a twelve year old with a whoopee cushion.
And yet she has the audacity to call Nancy Pelosi a "dingbat!"
Sarah, if you want to see a REAL "dingbat," or somebody who their party is "embarrassed" or "disgusted" by, you need look no further than the bathroom mirror.
Oh, and by the way, you owe Nacny Pelosi an apology. Add it to the long list of people who you should apologize to, but who we both know you never will.