Sunday, July 22, 2012

Recognizing Sarah Palin's only REAL contribution to the world of politics, Tampa area strip club hires look alike to finally allow GOP mouthbreathers to see their fantasy as they have always imagined her.

Courtesy of Tampa Bay online: 

Strip clubs may not be the most politically correct venue for those attending the Republican National Convention, but that doesn't mean Tampa's well-known adult hot spots won't be ready for the influx of visitors. 

One place is bringing in a stripper who looks like former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. There are major renovations taking place. And some nude clubs have already been giving potential customers a taste of the talent online.

Here is what the "Star" of the show, Lisa Ann, said about this gig back in May:

 "You betcha I am excited!" Ann said when contacted about her feature dancing performance. "I plan to bring Palin to life in a very special way for everyone at the RNC to enjoy."

Well so much for that "family values" bullshit.  These hypocrites are apparently prepared to leave the Bible thumping behind in exchange for some thumping of an entirely DIFFEERENT sort,

 “Several groups have already booked tables, rooms, and packages through us for the last two weeks of August," Lange said. "Due to confidentiality agreements we can’t say who but Tampa is going to be the bull’s-eye of adult entertainment and that makes our company really happy.”

Of course this should come as no surprise to most of us, especially the inclusion of the Sarah Palin lookalike.  We have long known that Palin's popularity certainly had NOTHING to do with her intelligence, or her ability to deliver a speech, or even her ability to discuss current events without sounding like a heavily medicated imbecile. No Palin's popularity was the sole result of the horny middle aged men in the Republican party's desire to fuck her, or at the very least see her naked.

And so now, for those visiting Tampa, that desire will come true.  And the beauty of it is that THIS version of Sarah Palin is younger, hotter, and appears to have undergone somewhat FEWER cosmetic surgeries.

Update: Because somebody asked for it here is Palin in virtually the same pose as Lisa Ann:

Yeah this was quite a few years ago but I think I would still go for the porn star. Besides, we know SHE'S not a man hating tease.

108 comments:

  1. The resemblance is quite strong. Didn't Palin once literally (and disrespectfully) wrap herself in the flag? At least this young lady is honest about who she is and what she does for a living.

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  2. Beldar Torus Klaatu Conehead10:16 AM

    C'mon, Gryphen, be reasonable. What did you expect? A stripper that looks like former VP/VP candidate Bob Dole?

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      This is a Palin impersonator. GET IT?

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    2. Anonymous10:33 AM

      How about a Dick Cheney or Joe Biden look-a-like preforming the full monty?

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    3. Anonymous10:41 AM

      10:29 AM has no clue of Beldar. LOL.

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    4. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Oh, I'd rather see a Dole strip than a Palin. Any of em, all of em. I do wonder though how long it will take the pee ponders to call "victim" for their saint, or that" you libruls are just so sexist"!!!

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    5. Anonymous12:17 PM

      Beldar!! I love you! Are you male or female?
      You are SO funny!

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    6. Anonymous12:18 PM

      To Anonymous10:41 AM

      10:29 AM has no clue of Beldar. LOL.
      ****************************************

      And you have no clue of me. HaHaHaHa!

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    7. Anonymous12:49 PM

      12:18 PM - You missed it the first time (that happens) but now you know. Beldar does Coneheads proud. It is something to keep in mind.

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    8. Anonymous1:32 PM

      Wonder if Massachussett's Scott Brown still has those shiny pink hotpants....

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    9. Anita Winecooler8:35 PM

      Oh, Beldar! You really made me laugh with the Bob Dole comment, that took a lot of Courage!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2GDQ0O8IU

      Yeah, nothing turns voter on more than a politician with a firm handshake!

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  3. Anonymous10:17 AM

    Well, this is the Palin BRAND $arah chose for herself so fair is fair. Now all they need is a Bristol second act.

    Freedoms? You BETCHA!

    CIP

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  4. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Palin is an uneducated liar, who would not know what a college degree looks like, if you slapped one in her manly face.

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  5. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Personally, I'd rather see the stripper. Probably have a more intelligent conversation that way.

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  6. Anonymous10:34 AM

    Skankerbelle Palin can only dream of looking like that Stripper. Drugs and Hatred have UGLIED the SKANK from the inside out.

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    1. Anonymous12:20 PM

      Yep, the stripper looks way better that dried-uo Sarah.

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  7. Anonymous10:43 AM

    How come Sarah Palin doesn't have cleavage like her?

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    1. Anonymous11:29 AM

      Prolly cause, when you remove the sweaty, smelly old gray tshirt (Hawaii pics) her girls look like two fried eggs with the yolks busted.

      Credit to my mom who had five kids and that's how she described hers whenever she lost weight. She said her legs and butt looked good but her top half looked like two fried eggs with the yolks busted.

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    2. Anonymous11:33 AM

      Give her a few weeks... This will inspire her...

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    3. Anonymous11:48 AM

      Maybe because the stripper actually HAS gone under the knife- at least once.

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    4. Anonymous12:19 PM

      Anon 11:48- well Sarah has undergone the knife many times and the stripper still looks better

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    5. Dis Gusted12:29 PM

      too funny - we KNOW that all the Palins with the possible exception of Piper have had plastic surgery

      Sarah - has something done every few months as does Bristol and Willow

      liposuction, botox, fillers, chin implant, nose jobs, you name, they've done it with the exception of the boob job - that'll be next.

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    6. Anita Winecooler8:48 PM

      You're right, Dis Gusted.
      Recent appearances imply she's overdue (wink wink) for a "Tonguy tuck".

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  8. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Todd likeeeee

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  9. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Hey Todd where you runnin' off to with that case of face cloths?

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  10. Anonymous10:44 AM

    To any Republican's who might be trolling this site, as a Tampa resident I'd recommend that you see her at 2001 Odyssey strip club on N. Dale Mabry. It's also probably the closest club from the convention site being about 3-4 miles north-west from the convention, and is in a relatively safe area as long as you stay on Dale Mabry and not go on any back streets. The other reason is that it's located right across the street from Mons Venus which has a well known reputation out of state. No matter where you go, the most important message I can give you is to TAKE A CAB, because you will not find any parking nearby, and if you do it will be very expensive. Also the further out you have to park the more danger you are putting yourself in, even with several friends. Expect outrages cover charges and drink prices. Totally nude strip clubs can't offer alcohol by law, but you can bet their cover charges will be ridiculously high. They all know you're coming and they're anxiously waiting for you, they also expect this convention to be one of the most profitable ever, if not the most profitable. What does that tell you about Republican's reputation.

    I can say I really have never been to one of our strip clubs, but have read in the newspapers what they are planning to do during the convention, including planning on being open almost around the clock.

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    1. Anonymous11:16 AM

      It is common knowledge here in Salt Lake City that prostitutes get the most business twice a year when the Mormons hold their semi-annual General Conference.

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    2. Anonymous11:52 AM

      That is entirely, possibly true. I've been in a whole lot of bars in my time, but the roughest one I've ever been in was in downtown Salt Lake City, Utah. The doors were torn off of the bathrooms and there were some of the most despicable looking human beings I've ever seen in my life in there. Needless to say, my husband (at the time) and I didn't stay in there long.
      Oh, and this bar wasn't 'My Wife's Bar' or 'My Other Wife's Bar'. (true bars in Salt Lake City)

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    3. Anonymous12:40 PM

      You know you're in a rough bar when the Bouncer at the door asks you if you have a gun. If you say, 'No.", he hands you one. Just an old joke I heard 27 years ago. I guess that dates me.

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    4. Anonymous1:31 PM

      ah, yes, good old Second South, Second West. That's been SLC's Red Light district for a long time.

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  11. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Sarah Palin would never reveal that much skin. Sarah's skin is too wrinkly and looks like old dried up leather stretched over chicken bones.

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    1. Anonymous11:17 AM

      Too much tanning booth will do that to cheap dog meat.

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    2. WakeUpAmerica12:31 PM

      Oooh that was harsh!

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  12. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Lisa is much prettier than the skank, Sarah.

    I love that people are now making money off of Sarah's sullied career. Sarah made millions on stepping on other people....it's Lisa's turn now. Those GOP fellas will come to Tampa with boatloads of dollar bills. Go Lisa!

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    1. Balzafiar11:38 AM

      Oh, c'mon now, they'll be $100 dollar bills, don'tcha know? It's Repubs, remember?

      They'll just use their Off-Shore Tax Haven ATM Cards and life will be good!

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  13. Anonymous10:50 AM

    When was Palin Alaska's CEO? I missed that.

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    1. Anonymous11:13 AM

      Sarah Palin is Alaska's Cunt Enamored with Obama (CEO)

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    2. Anonymous3:44 PM

      "There was obviously a lot of partisan hypocrisy about this issue during the 2008 election. I've been critized for working with children and even having babies while serving as a city's CEO and then as my state's CEO. But I would have been critized for not doing it as well".
      When did she work with children also too? Lol never mind..

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  14. Sally in MI10:55 AM

    I bet Toad shows up, just to 'check things out' for his wife. Alhough it would not surprise me if Sarah herself goes, and poses for pictures with Lisa Ann. It may be the only way she gets any press once the VP is announced.

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  15. Shoot, they'll forget all about Sarah after they see that hottie!

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    1. Anita Winecooler8:55 PM

      Except for Bristol, she'll be bewildered over why that woman is trying to look like her mom, while concentrating deeply on keeping her hair the same length.

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  16. Anonymous10:59 AM

    You got to love the fact that this young lady is earning money off of Palin's appearance and making a mockery of her as well. I hope this improves Lisa Ann's popularity and I give a lot of credit to Larry Flynt for making the movie and for bringing this lady into the public spotlight. Sarah will also be in Tampa during the convention and I hope a lot of people asked her questions about Lisa Ann. After all, they both probably have a lot in common with each other beside looking alike.

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    1. Anonymous3:52 PM

      Well, I can see two big differences between them! :^)

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  17. Are the Pee-bots aware of this? Are their little heads exploding .....???? I hope.

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    1. I don't think the patients have gotten wind of this...they are too busy drooling over another of Baldy's email interviews to New York Magazine about...brace yourself..."Working Mothers"...LOL!!

      Here's the link...

      http://nymag.com/news/intelligencer/marissa-mayer-2012-7/

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  18. Anonymous11:07 AM

    I really hope TMZ or some other paparazzi will be stationed near the clubs to see which GOP members attend these events.

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    1. Anonymous11:45 AM

      The gNopers will probably enter from the rear. However a good place for TMZ to go undercover once they're inside.

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    2. WakeUpAmerica12:33 PM

      It has to be said:
      Isn't that how they always "enter." I mean being hypocritically homophobic and all.

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    3. Anonymous1:28 PM

      11:45

      I'm not touching that....

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    4. Anonymous1:30 PM

      WakeUpAmerica, you beat me to it!!!

      fromthediagonal

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    5. Balzafiar1:48 PM

      I prefer that TMZ hang around outside the gay bars and clubs with cameras, that kind of thing. Could turn out to be quite interesting.

      More than a few Repubs, a few Mormons, a few Scientologists, a lot of Hollywood types, et al.

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  19. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Baldy WILL already be in Tampa and now her porn star sister will be there too in all her "Old Glory"! LOVE IT!

    Ole Nailin Palin chick will have more folks wanting to take pictures with her then old Baldy...and I betcha' Nailin will charge LESS!

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    1. Anita Winecooler9:18 PM

      She'll finally meet the real woman "nicolas sarkozy, zee president of france" talked with her about during the campaign!


      "Oh, have we been pranked?"

      No Baldy, YOU were pranked!

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  20. Anonymous11:13 AM

    Who the hell would ever want to look like Palin? Though, then again, Lisa's interpretation may just be the most realistic depiction of the "Tundra Tart" yet!

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  21. Anonymous11:13 AM

    "wonders if Lisa has stretch marks"

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  22. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Hey Sarah if you can't find Todd in Florida, Immoral Minority bloggers has a suggestion where you can find him.

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    1. Anita Winecooler9:19 PM

      Key West?

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  23. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Sarah's looks have gotten her where she's at and that's it in a nutshell. John McCain chose her as his vp candidate for that reason and that reason alone. He thought men would vote for him (and her) in droves because of her looks.
    Is she smart? No. Articulate? No. Well educated? No. Knowledgeable in social issues? No. Foreign policy experience? No.
    But 'hot' and easy on the eyes? Yes. (At the time)
    He'll never admit it, he'll go to his grave saying she was qualified to be the vp and eventually the president. But he knows in his heart it wasn't true and it will never be true.

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    1. He also said she was an energy expert. I had seen enough at that time to see through the colossal BS. History will judge him harshly. He has appeared to have had moments of clarity (and even eloquence, his concession speech was excellent), but now I will always think of them as self-serving.

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    2. McCain picked Palin because she has a vagina and he thought all those pissed off Hillary supporters would vote for $arah. The horny GOP men were a bonus. The fact that $arah was the opposite of Hillary on every issue wasn't given much thought.

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  24. Anonymous11:16 AM

    This puts a whole new meaning to the news that Sarah has 'reserved space in a strip mall'!

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  25. Anonymous11:18 AM

    Florida should hire a cow to ride a mechanical bull.

    Bristol or Willow are you interested in that money opportunity?

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  26. Anonymous11:20 AM

    If Sarah Palin would of looked like that instead of a wonky eyed skank then she would of won Miss Alaska.

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    1. Anonymous12:29 PM

      That Black woman who won Miss Alaska over Palin, and one other contestant, would have won regardless. Palin came in 3rd.

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  27. Anonymous11:44 AM

    Wow. Didn't Sarah "trademark her brand"? Isn't a lawsuit forthcoming? LOL

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    1. Balzafiar1:49 PM

      No. She can trademark her name, but not her body. She's a celebrity, don'tcha know.

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    2. Anonymous3:19 PM

      She and her family have trademarked STUPID. That is their brand.

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  28. Anonymous11:47 AM

    I wonder if the club will have a bible at every table.

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  29. Anonymous11:55 AM

    Jason Alexander (@IJasonAlexander) has posted via Twitter a stunningly passionate, cogent and piercing response to gun advocates who defend the right of citizens to own assault-style weapons (like the AR-15 used in the Aurora massacre).

    Please, I implore you, read what he has written and disseminate it far and wide. This deserves to be read by the masses:

    'I'd like to preface this long tweet by saying that my passion comes from my deepest sympathy and shared sorrow with yesterday's victims and with the utmost respect for the people and the police/fire/medical/political forces of Aurora and all who seek to comfort and aid these victims.
    This morning, I made a comment about how I do not understand people who support public ownership of assault style weapons like the AR-15 used in the Colorado massacre. http://en.wikipedia.org/...

    That comment, has of course, inspired a lot of feedback. There have been many tweets of agreement and sympathy but many, many more that have been challenging at the least, hostile and vitriolic at the worst.

    Clearly, the angry, threatened and threatening, hostile comments are coming from gun owners and gun advocates. Despite these massacres recurring and despite the 100,000 Americans that die every year due to domestic gun violence - these people see no value to even considering some kind of control as to what kinds of weapons are put in civilian hands.

    Many of them cite patriotism as their reason - true patriots support the Constitution adamantly and wholly. Constitution says citizens have the right to bear arms in order to maintain organized militias. I'm no constitutional scholar so here it is from the document itself:

    As passed by the Congress:
    "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
    As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State:
    "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

    So the patriots are correct, gun ownership is in the constitution - if you're in a well-regulated militia. Let's see what no less a statesman than Alexander Hamilton had to say about a militia:'

    http://www.twitlonger.com/show/if2nht

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    1. ... an interesting list i found on Reddit:

      http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wvbbk/i_am_one_of_the_50_wounded_in_the_aurora_theatre/

      Here are the mass shootings that have occurred since Columbine (including Columbine in this list):

      1999 - Columbine, Colorado (12 killed + 2 suicides) - Gun friendly state
      1999 - Atlanta, Georgia (12 killed) - Gun friendly state
      1999 - Fort Worth, Texas (6 killed + 1 suicide) - Gun friendly state
      2002 - Washington D.C. (10 killed) - Gun unfriendly location, however these were sniper shootings, concealed carry would not have helped
      2003 - Chicago, IL (6 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2004 - Birchwood, WI (6 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2005 - Brookfield, WI (7 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2006 - Nickel Mines, PA (5 killed, 1 suicide) - Gun friendly state
      2007 - Blacksburg, VA (32 killed, 1 suicide) - Gun friendly state
      2007 - Dover, DE (3 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2007 - Omaha, NE (9 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2007 - Carnation, WA (6 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2008 - Chicago, IL (5 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2008 - De Kalb, IL (5 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2008 - Alger, WA (8 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2008 - Covina, CA (9 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2009 - Multiple cities, AL (10 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2009 - Santa Clara, CA (6 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2009 - Binghamton, NY (13 killed) - Gun unfriendly state
      2009 - Houston, TX (6 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2009 - Fort Hood, TX (13 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2010 - Tuscaloosa, AL (3 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2011 - Tucson, AZ (6 killed) - Gun friendly state
      2012 - Aurora, CO (12(+) killed) - Gun friendly state

      ... 17 of the 24 mass shootings listed here have occurred in gun-friendly states.

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    2. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Just for the record - the 2002 sniper shootings occurred in the DC AREA - meaning the MD and VA suburbs, NOT DC itself. Their gun laws are far more liberal than DC's was.

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    3. An European viewpoint6:03 AM

      24 mass shootings in 13 years ???

      What is wrong with you people ?

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  30. Maybe the club should make the real Sarah an offer. She might just climb that pole for the right amount of $$$$.
    I hear she's available since she didn't get an invitation to the GOP convention.

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    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      With her declining popularity and need for attention and money, I'll bet she'll climb the pole cheaper than her look a like. Hell, she'll probably do it on the convention floor just to get inside.

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  31. Virginia Voter12:27 PM

    Please, old granorexic Sarah wishes she was a tenth as hot as Lisa Ann, who appears to be sporting her real hair, as well.

    You go girl...get your papers up at the RNC...I'm sure she'll be a huge success in Tampa :)

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  32. Dis Gusted12:32 PM

    can you imagine that spaz trying to dance? ROFL

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  33. Anonymous12:42 PM

    If I were Sarah Palin, I'd be embarrassed as hell as to the way the majority see her!!!

    Nothing more than entertainment, that is for sure. Thank God this isn't being done in the State of Alaska! She's embarrassed the hell out of them enough already!!!

    She has fallen as far as she can go I think!!!

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    1. Anonymous1:15 PM

      She is reaping what she has sown. NO sympathy whatsoever.

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    2. Anonymous1:37 PM

      LET $arah do her "unconventional," strip mall, guns-a-blazin' attention grab. Like old man McCain '08 "the fundamemtals of the economy are strong," she's done before she even tries.

      Some idgit "Paul" on c4p is adamant Obama is behind Colorado.

      The stupid BURNS.

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  34. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Did you check this woman out. This is no mere stripper. This is Lisa Ann, Zina Sunshine Leesa, The Queen of Porn. I would imagine most of the customers will already be quite familiar with her.

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  35. Anonymous1:06 PM

    That "update" picture is a fake

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    1. Is it? I have never heard it referred to as a fake.

      Source please.

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    2. The Palin flag photo was posted by Andrew Sullivan, who says it was from the Palin 2008 calendar and sent to him by a reader:

      http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2009/07/the-flag-and-palin/199314/

      And really, you need go no further than Runner's World, and the image reprinted on the cover of Newsweek to show Sarah Palin using the flag in a cheesecake shot. Here's an article showing both photos and quoting a Daily Kos post calling out Palin for her lack of respect for the flag:

      http://jezebel.com/5306190/sarah-palin-breaks-flag-code-in-runners-world-magazine

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    3. Anonymous6:32 PM

      The calendar picture with Palin wrapped in the flag was referenced in the WSJ.

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  36. Anonymous1:11 PM

    I hope she puts on a good show in Tampa. Can she do better than SPA or Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp ? Will Willow home school her hair?

    What she saying about current events or is she too out of it to do anything?

    Russell Pearce Blames Aurora Victims, Then Blames Gun Control, For Massacre
    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/07/russell-pearce-blames-shooting-victims-facebook.php

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  37. Anonymous1:30 PM

    Lisa Ann would definitely make the Game of Throne's 13 year old associate producer very happy. Sarah, not so much. (Tip o' the hat to SNL)

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  38. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Look at the real picture of Sarah Palin wrapped in a flag. Look at her hands... if she looks like that back in the day, she must really look terrible today.

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  39. Anonymous1:33 PM

    I hope Ms Ayers considers what Bristol told Willow when considering giving Alaskan taxpayers dollars to Life’s A Tripp? In one scene where Bristol is trying to get Willow to leave Alaska, she told Willow that if she doesn’t leave now she will be stuck in Alaska. Somebody please tell me how this is good for the Alaskan people or the state? Why should Alaska pay Bristol to warn people including her own sister to leave Alaska or get stuck there?

    I could be wrong but I thought the Alaska Film Credit funds was used to promote Alaska, not to discourage people?

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/07/22/e-mail-to-wanetta-ayers-of-the-alaska-film-office/

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  40. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Anonymous11:44 AM
    Wow. Didn't Sarah "trademark her brand"? Isn't a lawsuit forthcoming? LOL


    Hell..... how come the Palins never sued former Alaska prostitute Shailey Tripp who wrote a book Boys Will Be Boys about how Todd Palin pimped her out. Is Ms Shailey Tripp's book true?

    Is it because the Palins do not want to open the flood gates to all their illegal activities in a legal deposition?

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  41. Anonymous1:45 PM

    I don't know... Me thinks if John McCain had picked stripper Lisa Ann pictured above to be his vice president candidate, then McCain would of had a better chance than he did picking dumb fuck Sarah Palin?

    That Sarah Palin is a Ignorant Fuck!

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    1. WakeUpAmerica3:41 PM

      It's "an" ignorant fuck. Otherwise, you stated it perfectly. LOL

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  42. Anonymous1:48 PM

    The Republican National Convention is coming up and so far Sarah Palin hasn't received an invitation. CBS News reports, "if Palin is not invited, it would be only the third time since 1976 that the No. 2 person on the GOP ticket from the previous election was not given speaking time." Intentionally leaving Palin out of the Republican National Convention would certainly send a clear message that Romney does not want her involved. But, why would he? Palin openly endorsed Newt Gingrich and does not show any signs of helping Romney get elected.

    Palin brings a kind of divisiveness to issues that leaves people with little confusion about how she feels on a topic. She has very clear friends and very clear enemies. Romney, on the other hand, tries to make friends with everyone while leaving both sides confused about what he really believes. His campaign feels a little like soda that sat out on the counter too long: no more fizz. Romney may be wise to choose Palin as his vice presidential candidate because she has many characteristics that he could use to his advantage: charisma, energy, and general influence in the Republican party. As CNN stated, "Sarah Palin could do something Mitt Romney can't: fire up the base." Besides lacking clarity on political issues, Romney lacks the kind of "punch" that Palin has that draws a crowd.

    In response to not being invited to the Republican National Convention Palin said, "there are consequences for calling out both sides of the aisle for spending too much money, putting us on a road to bankruptcy, and engaging in crony capitalism."

    I don't think Palin is surprised at being snubbed by Romney. Romney continually shows that he wants to appease both sides which is not a game Palin plays well. She creates messes and stirs the pot.

    http://www.policymic.com/articles/11520/sarah-palin-snubbed-by-romney-and-the-rnc-why-palin-is-too-polarizing-for-this-election

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  43. Anonymous1:50 PM

    8 Policies an Absolute Republican Majority Would Enact if Democrats Sit Out the 2012 Election

    Okay, so the Grand Ol’ Party (or GOP) wins it all, and their policies and programs are easily enacted and initiated because there’s no obstacle to challenge them. According to a wide variety of sources – mostly the liberal “lamestream” media and the “fair and balanced” folks at FOX News (as well as some "sprinkling" of the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times), I’ve surmised that we can describe the new America by a certain number of select, previously contentious areas:

    http://www.policymic.com/articles/11600/8-policies-an-absolute-republican-majority-would-enact-if-democrats-sit-out-the-2012-election

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  44. And just last week The Mitt said he'd wage a war on pornography. Apparently he is so out of touch with his base that he does not know just how much "his base" loves porno.

    At this point there is only one way The Mitt can become Prez of the USofA and that is to pay off everyone involved with Diebold.

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    1. Anonymous12:47 PM

      That's what worries me They could and they would steal another election.

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  45. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Westboro Baptist Church to Protest Aurora's Memorial Service

    The slime, monsters, things at the Westboro Baptist Church will picket the memorial service for the victims of the Aurora Theater shooting

    According to Shirley's tweets they have already arrived in Denver.
    WBC plans to picket the prayer vigil set for tonight too

    A prayer vigil is scheduled on Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 6:30 p.m. for the victims at the Aurora Municipal Center in Aurora, Colorado. As of now, the Westboro Baptist Church has plans to protest and "super-picket" this event in support of gunman James Holmes.

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/22/1112596/-Westboro-Baptist-Church-to-Protest-Aurora-s-Memorial-Service

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    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      So much for the 4th Commandment.

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    2. Balzafiar4:16 PM

      Too bad Holmes is in jail. He had some bullets left over, I think, which would work quite well on that nasty bunch of slime.

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    3. Balzafiar4:19 PM

      Can somebody PLEASE find a Mitt Romney impersonator so he and Lisa can do the beast with two backs on stage?

      What a show! Makes me wish I could go.

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  46. Anonymous2:58 PM

    If the RNC doesn't invite Sarah maybe the local strip clubs will give her an invite to perform on stage.

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  47. I have had the opportunity to talk to several "adult entertainers". They have all told me the same thing. In the world of adult entertainment, the best tippers and rowdiest guests are Republican, Conservative men. Food for thought

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  48. Anonymous3:53 PM

    For an extra $20, they could have had Sarah herself.

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  49. As long as there is no Rush Limbaugh stripper impersonator...

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  50. Anita Winecooler8:43 PM

    Oh, I have a feeling she'll be making tons of money, but not because of her facial similarity to a young Sarah.

    I bet she could charm the socks off of Boehner

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-_1_WxExiM

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  51. Am I the only one who realizes Lisa Ann starred in the epic film "Who's Nailing Palin?" These "G" rated scenes on the Youtubes are priceless and too close to being the truth.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxlAhlHqrrc

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