Courtesy of US News:
Despite hints from Ann Romney, wife of likely Republican nominee Mitt Romney, that her husband is considering at least one woman in his vice presidential search, it's unlikely he'll actually a tap a female for the post.
That's because the long shadow of Sarah Palin still hangs over vice presidential politics, says Jennifer Lawless, director of American University's Women and Politics Institute. John McCain's decision to share the ticket with the former Alaska governor in 2008 was widely panned after a series of missteps by Palin, a relatively inexperienced politician many criticized for not being ready for the national stage.
"Whoever Romney picks, if she's a woman, would have to first demonstrate how much better than Sarah Palin she actually is, and that's not necessarily a good use of the campaign's time," Lawless says. But she adds that it is beneficial for the Romney campaign to float the idea that women are under consideration.
"Given the rhetoric regarding the 'war on women' and the fact that the Republicans are 'out of touch,' I think it's important for both parties to talk about how they actually care about women, women's plight, and think that women can be adequate leaders," Lawless says.
"Mitt Romney is ultimately going to find himself between a rock and a hard place because although it is important to demonstrate that there are qualified women who should be on the short list, the onus is then going to be on him to explain why they weren't his ultimate pick and he's not going to say, 'because I don't want voters to think of Sarah Palin,'" she says. "So he's going to have to navigate a pretty fine line and ensure that if he says that the most qualified person turns out to be a man that indeed that person is more qualified than some of the women's names who are floating around."
Lawless also says Palin will be a cautionary tale in vice presidential politics for some time.
"If the Democrats have a female nominee at some point, either as president or vice president, that could erase this," she says. "We just need another well-known, nationally publicized woman in politics to erase that image. The Democrats have a better shot at doing that than the Republicans do at this point because Sarah Palin was never on their ticket."
When I heard Ann Romney say that her husband might pick a woman for his VP, I knew for a fact that she was talking out of her ass. Or else that she was being kept COMPLETELY out of the loop.
There is NO WAY that the Republicans are going to gamble on another woman with Sarah Palin still cropping up on Facebook and reality shows to remind the American public what a colossal fuck up she was for the GOP in 2008. And besides, which serious female Republican politician would want to take that job with Klondike Kardashian still casting her icy shadow over the position?
Let's face it, Sarah Palin set women in politics back at least twenty years, and probably set the GOP women back a good fifty years. Though admittedly THAT is where the GOP men prefer them.
S.E. Cupp: ‘Ann Romney Is Lying, They Are Not Looking At Women’ To Be Romney’s Vice President
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It's not going to happen, people. You do not realize how much control the LDS cult has over Romney. No women, blacks or Latinos allowed. His choice will be a pasty, old, rich white man. Done deal.
DeleteToo much of a lying Mormon boy to pick a woman - simple as that!
DeleteOr . . . it will be who the pasty, old, rich white man tells him to choose.
DeleteAstonishing: 6,500 stood under the blazing sun…
ReplyDeletePittsburgh Post-Gazette: President Barack Obama told an enthusiastic, if steamy crowd this afternoon that the election “isn’t just about two candidates or two parties – it’s about two fundamentally different visions for America.”
Speaking at Carnegie Mellon University, he laid out campaign themes he’s been hitting on his “Betting On America” bus tour.
He got big applause when he said, “Why would we want to go backward to the same theory that didn’t work before?” and “The Supreme Court has spoken, the law we passed is here to stay.”
A crowd of about 6,500 gathered on the College of Fine Arts lawn. At least 13 people were treated for heat exhaustion as temperatures stood in the high 90s.
http://theobamadiary.com/2012/07/06/and-6500-stood-under-the-blazing-sun/
Seemed like more than 13 people that were treated. The first aid tents were full. It was HOT!
DeleteNo one left that I saw.
Great day despite the heat.
I have to admit if Mittens did select a woman Sara would be all over her like a cheap suit - proclaiming herself superior in every regard. The GOP would cringe at the thought of Baldy talking to Greta and making the selection be all about Sara. I can almost hear the interview now - Greta trying to steer Sara back from her narcissistic rant. It's going to be hard enough to hear her take on the actual selection. A woman? Perish the thought. It would be another blood libel moment
ReplyDeleteKarl Rove would never let that happen and besides Sarah doesn't like Mitt. She hardly mentions him only to say "Anybody but Obama."
Deleteshe's just jealous because he gets a check in the mail and she has to squeeze nickels out of rubes...and throw her spawn under the bus to get by.
DeleteIt's already begun. Crazies4palin has been pretty lackluster lately, but a recent post in regard to Kelly Ayotte (Jr Rep Senator, on the long *unlikely* list of potential veep picks) has been almost as popular as the "Mr.L Insults Everyone" post. They're gleefully ripping that woman's character apart, because -- Get this -- She didn't come to palin's defense or come groveling to palin after her (Ms Ayotte's) 2010 win.
DeleteSee, it goes something like this: ANY non-Democrat that was elected in 2010 owes their successful win to sarah palin. And if you're not wearing a big ol' "I Heart sarah" pin (Star of David optional), then you must be considered a traitor and ridiculed at the peepond.
I remember Elizabeth Dole despite Queen Esther's apotheosis.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt that Kelley Ayotte is his first choice. He made that very clear on the 4th of July when they marched together in the parade and then held a pep rally with his captive audience.
ReplyDeleteThe people lined up for the parade were trapped.
She sent Republican candidates, not all candidates, back twenty years. Hillary looks damn wonderful, intelligent, professional, and thoroughly vetted in comparison to the dimwit from Wasilla!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding.
DeleteLet's play the qualification game
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Hillary:
Advanced degrees (lawyer, serious scholar)
Partner in Rose Law Firm
First Lady of Arkansas
First Lady of the United states
Senator of New York State
Secretary of State for the USA
$arah Palin
5 colleges, no degree
Mayor of a tiny town, she left $20 million in debt
Governor for 1/2 term, one failed pipeline that will never be built, and one bridge to nowhere not funded she lied about.
Failed VP candidate
Quit as Governor
Quit running for President on Oct 5, 2011
Who would you want running your country?
$arah finally got a degree in journalism...at least that's what she claims.
DeleteI have had a rant about $arah $tupid building up for a long fucking time
DeletePaylin and her ilk (Bachmann, Allen West, Demint, Brownback, King) will do anything to advance their xenophobic views of America as a White Christianist nation
Paylin in particular really hit the lowest possible water mark in bringing hatred, racial division, slamming women's rights, and forcing a christian supremacist view into politics.
When I heard Paylin speak at the 2008 convention, it was the for the first time.
She immediately struck me as the most egotistical and narcissistic person I'd seen on the national stage in a long time.
I said well, FUCK YOU $ARAH for dissing the brave women in this country that fought for women's rights and civil rights when you were still in diapers.
FUCK YOU $arah for prostituting your children like so many billboards for your "holier than thou" religious views on abortion and contraception
And FUCK YOU $arah for parading them around on reality shows, and fucking up Tripp's life forever.
FUCK YOU $arah for your bullshit pretention of a fake pregnancy, and scheming to get the nomination by playing on people's righteous sympathy for DS children
FUCK YOU $arah for sowing so much hatred, and telling lies about Mr Obama and Mr Biden
FUCK YOU For flaunting your fake boobs, licking your lips, and using your winks and blown kisses like a 1950's debutante.
FUCK YOU $arah for showing up at Nascar races and deep south venues, and telling all those folks that they were the "real Americans"
and sowing the seeds of hatred, classism, and racial turmoil into the 2008 election.
FUCK YOU $arah for your pandering to the church, kowtowing to the Teaparty funding from the Koch brothers, and for your idiotic
portrayal of your family in your stupid reality shows
FUCK YOU $arah for your vicious and savage attack on the Arizona district where Gabby GIffords offices were attacked, and FUCK YOU for your breathtaking ignorance in DARING to mention BLOOD LIBEL when you had no idea what the means to the millions of Jewish people in the USA.
FUCK YOU $arah for continuing to be a thorn in the side, and a perfect example of profound ignorance for EVERY GOP or Democratic WOMAN who truly wants to serve their country.
And finally $arah fucking PAYLIN, fuck you for all the crimes, coverups, and lying about the pimping that Todd has perpetrated on poor Alaskan women.
$arah, you are the epitome of blind ignorance, vicious racism, xenophobic attitudes, and your outright lying rants about President Obama perfectly reveal the abyssal depths of your psychopathic obssession with your reputation as a DEFEATED LOSER.
Yeah $arah, when you were screaming at Nicole Wallace on the phone that you were ruined in Alaska during the 08 campaign, that's really all you cared about wasn't it? Your precious reputation was gone, and that's all that really mattered.
FUCK YOU $arah Paylin, NOW AND FOREVER.
Hillary has tons and tons of experience and besides that she's smart. I hope she runs in 2016. If Obama wins, Sarah will THINK she has a chance in 2016 but if lined up against Hillary...it'll be political suicide for her.
DeleteGood rant.
Delete>>>Yeah $arah, when you were screaming at Nicole Wallace on the phone that you were ruined in Alaska during the 08 campaign, that's really all you cared about wasn't it? Your precious reputation was gone, and that's all that really mattered.<<<
One of the few predictions, she ever got right. It was partially self fulfilling ;-) and thus one of the few things she has ever carried through to completion in her life. Also, too.
Deni - Sarah Palin is a pathological liar.
DeleteShe does NOT have a college degree.
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AJ- BRAVO!!!
AJ Billings - I could not have said it better!
DeleteMy reply is to AJ Billings. Wow. Can not think of anything to add to it. Please - feel free to share your feelings!!!!
DeleteWell done!!
Pat Padrnos
@AJ 252
DeleteHey, you had me convinced at "FUCK YOU SARAH"! Any of 'em, all of 'em!
2:52 PM
DeleteRight on!! Don't think you forgot a damned thing!!
I'm from Alaska and we know her best. She is going down as Alaska's worst governor on record - knows zero about energy (as McCain said on their losing campaign trail) - and is a proven liar and fraud.
FUCK YOU, Sarah and 'pimp' Todd Palin (he is just as bad as is she!)
RANT ON A.J.B.!!!
DeleteOh and THAT PHOTO of her is a perfect projection of her inner self. Mean, nasty, ugly, hateful, sense of entitlement for absolutely nothing at all!
She's nothing more than a charlatan and a liar who is too stoopid and unable to, or unwilling, to learn anything...Certainly nothing positive, enlightening or worthwhile.
Palin did not even have enough/any love for her children in attending to their needs or nurturing them into adolescence and adulthood. Just wasn't present at all.
Kids learned what they heard, saw, and experienced. The whole family is living an empty life devoid of any genuine love, respect, or honor or feeling.
A.J. Billings - that was absolutely great! It has the cadence and honesty of William S. Burroughs "Thanksgiving Prayer.
Delete"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSveRGmpIE
AJB---
DeleteIn order to be fair to Sarah Palin, you need to list ALL of her exemplary accomplishments.
You failed to mention that she sold the State of AK airplane on E-Bay... at a PROFIT!!!
No? She didn't? Um, well, never mind.
Bwahahaha!! Thank you A.J.B well said!
DeleteRE 4:58pm
DeleteI have yet to rise to the eloquence of Wm Burroughs, but compliments are always nice, my friends!
We can all hope along with our gracious host Mr Gryphen that somebody, someday is going to cause Granny Grifter to be utterly exposed, and her shame will be so great that she will be forever silenced.
AJB - kudos for your rant. I believe we all agree.
DeleteThank you AJ - you got me at the first line.
DeleteWhat you made so very clear - the loss of all bipartisan governing and support for the President, regardless of party, went down in flames when Sarah Palin opened her mouth. She has kept it up for 4 years & is without doubt, the worst thing that has ever happened to American Politics.
The best thing that has happened to America in a long time is and was President Obama - and when the last of the C for P fools max out their credit cards - the country will return to civility and honesty.
Loved the rant, AJB. Keep it up!
DeleteAJ Billings-
DeleteLove the rant! Thank You!
Don't hold back next time! ;o)
Great rant and follow up mention of the tale of the airplane sold on ebay (not) for profit (not). Another false claim was Palin is anti earmarks.
DeleteI admit that as a female I and other female acquaintances were excited a woman and mother was a veep pick. My enthusiasm waned during her speech. Easy research evidenced her main claims to greatness were false and a scrap of fact here and there. Initially, this unknown could have claimed she invented a cure for all cancers because she was that unknown.
Initially my friends and acquaintances were taken with her amazed Palin had built the largest pipeline etc. duped. The spin that true facts were "attacks"
victimizing the modest yet extraordinary
accomplished governor furthur delayed people
seeing through the smoke and mirrors.
Perhaps McCain would have won if had done the right thing to replace Palin when they discovered they had been fooled by her and the extent of her ignorance and entitlement. The unbridled enthusiasm of their base of evangelicals swooning over a DS baby as proof of anti abortion value, children birthed symbolic of their core values accomplished largely in deception. Such a
paradox to deceive the hard core christians.
Trig, guns, pregnant teen for me is no counter balance to habitual lying, high level manipulation, extraordinary ignorance, fostering hatred via lies, terrorizing people with lies, putting gun sites over people, lying you are poor, whining and more whining.
Maybe McCain would have won if they had not covered for, created diversions, created a monster, and lied for her.
Brilliant Rant AJB. Thanks for making my day.
DeleteThe tide has clearly turned on Lou $arah. Methinks that Mrs. Todd Palin will get her just rewards very soon.
Keep the PRESSURE UP Gryph.
Cheers. Obama & Biden in 2012.
headset
AJ - FUCKIN'A BUBBA! WELL SAID X 1000!!!
DeleteHe cannot pick a gentile woman, period. No mormon woman is available so it is going to be some pasty white rich fat like himself.
ReplyDeleteEggsactly! The LDS Church isn't going to allow the one possible candidate to to screw up this potential road to the ultimate prize in this country, the White House, by allowing Mittons to have a female on board as a vice presidential candidate. Mormons don't play that game. Women, in the LDS cult, aren't allowed top leadership roles. Doesn't happen, ain't never going to!
DeleteOr the Negress Condileeza.
DeleteI think mormons used to use the phrase "Lamanite" rather than Negress. Let's ask Ann! Mormonism- all white ruled until 1978!
DeleteMy bet is on Rubio. I think without a doubt he'll be rMoney's VP choice thinking this will sway the Latino vote.
ReplyDeleteHe may, just may get the Cuban vote but he won't get any other Latino's
DeleteNo, Rubio is also, or was, a Mormon. Not gonna' happen. Portman or Pawlenty. Mitch Daniels will be President of Purdue University for the next four years so he is not available.
DeleteThune! He's the only one who seems to WANT it.
DeleteDid you see this comment below that article? I suspected this all along, but this guy seems to know what he's talking about regarding the subservience of Mormon women to their menfolk ...
ReplyDelete***
Ann is being used as propaganda...
Look, I am just a bit older than Mitt, and was born and raised LDS (Mormon).
Like me, Mitt is old school.. unlike me, Mitt takes this stuff very seriously.
When Mitt and I were kids (Ironically I was born in Detroit, my parents went to the same Church (but not ward) and my mother used to watch some of the Romney klan in our home), we were taught that not only were people of color sinners in a past life, and had ZERO chance of getting to the Celestial Kingdom unless they came back in the next life less sin free and white, but that women were subservient to men.
To this day there is NOT one person in power in the LDS church that is a woman.. NOT ONE.
We were taught that there will be a great Mormon leader in the presidency days preceding the second coming, this will be the sign it is happening.
There is NO WAY Mitt is going to have a minority or a woman a heartbeat away from leadership under his watch...
Definitely in agreement with cuppajava. Romney would never pick a woman; he's not going to pick a womwn who theoretically could wind up to be President. Women are definitely low status in the LDS church.
Delete"When I heard Ann Romney say that her husband might pick a woman for his VP, I knew for a fact that she was talking out of her ass. Or else that she was being kept COMPLETELY out of the loop."
Those are not mutually exclusive positions. I doubt very much if Ann gets consulted on anything. This is a political campaign and LDS wouldn't think it was woman's business. Ann is being given orders. Ann, get out there and tell them that Mitt might consider a woman. Ann, get out there and tell them that Mitt's a prankster! Ann, get out there and tell them that the only reason the dog had diarrhea was because you left bad turkey out on the counter!
She's being told what to do. And that $900 t-shirt is NOT something she picked for herself to wear.
Ivyfree
cuppajava -
DeleteThank you for posting this. I saw this comment on HP - thanks to an alert commenter who referred us to a link.
Powerful. Again - thanks.
Pat Padrnos
Mittens wife has done what she is suppose to as being a Mormon - played wife, mother (gave birth to many kids) and now has her grandchildren to help raise. She would say whatever she is told to say!!! Plus, she has lived in wealth and is totally out of touch w/common folk as is her husband.
DeleteI'm not impressed w/her at all and do not see her as a first lady - especially with the quote today that President Obama is trying 'to kill' Mittens in the campaign.
Mormon men are known liars. Be very careful how you vote in November folks! Mittens would take us down a frightening path for the middle class.
OBAMA/BIDEN 2012
How many LDSers does he have working for him? I wonder if his aides think they're picking the veep when it's really Provo who is?
DeleteSo that's why someone resurrected Condi Rice's name.
ReplyDeleteMittens isn't going to pick a black woman. See cuppajava @ 1:56. Condi has two strikes against her in LDS land.
DeletePoliticians always do this magic trick -- look at my right hand (a woman!) or my left hand (a Latino) to get various voting blocks interested and flattered.
ReplyDeleteThen the final selection is someone safe or geographically important (Rob Portman) or a Hail Mary (such as Bob Dole in '76 or Sarah Palin in '08).
He won't pick Ayotte from N.H., since she brings few electoral votes and he probably already has NH sewn up.
Anyway, whoever he picks, he'll second-guess himself the next week. And Sarah Palin will be picking away at the candidate relentlessly.
You can be sure, whoever it is, he won't have any teenage unwed pregnant children.
Portman has already admitted on camera that President Obama's policies helped his state.
DeleteIs Bob Dole still alive?
Any unmarried children of the VP pick will be forced to take pregnancy tests!
DeleteHe'll never pick Palin - she's too much of a mess and negative.
DeleteAlaska is already a red state and he'll get the majority vote more than likely anyway WITHOUT one bit of help from idiot Sarah Palin!
I'm beginning to wonder if he's going to pick Pawlenty for his his VP position.
DeleteM. from MD
anon at 4:31 p
DeleteTimmy Pawlenty of nothing couldn't carry Minnesota for Mitt. The reason Timmy didn't run for re election was that even the republicans wanted him gone.
If he picks Tpaw he may as well write off MN. He wasn't going to win here anyway but to pick the man who was head of the state when the I-35 bridge went down amid shoddy workmanship and sloppy inspections would seal his fate. Tpaw was one of the worst governors ever. We are still trying to dig out from under his mismanagement.
DeleteFor what it's worth, no, he doesn't have NH zipped up. But it's only, like, 3 evs
DeleteOT
ReplyDeleteI just got back from grocery shopping. At the check out counter where all the rags are was GLOBE with a cover article on Sarah Paylin. Said she is down to 98 lbs because of stress over her upcoming divorce.
WTF? Is this even remotely true?
Probably, look at Scarah's latest tweet;
DeleteSarah PaIin @SarahPaIinUSA
I think if the people of Gluten want to be free, like the Librarians after Gaddafi, they'll need to show the al-Qaedas they're in Democracy.
'people of Gluten'? Her malnutrition has gotten to her brain.
That's truly funny. "People of Gluten"..."Librarians after Gaddafi"...
DeleteI get the Libyans/librarians bizarre mistake, but where the hell is Gluten?
Who knows if what the Globe says is true regarding a divorce. Although, I would guess they are correct about her weight.
DeleteHere is the link:
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/853
http://www.globemagazine.com/media/originals/201229.jpg
DeleteDivorce Melts Palin to Shocking 98 Lbs.
Rocked by a new divorce scandal and a slew of personal problems, Republican cover girl Sarah Palin has suffered a jaw-dropping weight meltdown - to a twiggy 98 pounds. See the shocking picture of her now and read about her weight loss and the problems behind it - including her marital woes with hubby, Todd, star of a new reality show - all in this week's GLOBE.
http://www.globemagazine.com/story/853
That gluten tweet is from a satire account: http://twitter.com/SarahPaIinUSA
Deletehttps://twitter.com/#!/search/%20%E2%80%8F%40SarahPaIinUSA
DeleteIt's not a mistake; it's a parody Tweet account. Got some folks fooled...
Sarah is 98 lbs of tight abs and pure REAL American womanhood!
Delete"Divorce Melts Palin to Shocking 98 Lbs"
DeleteI wonder if her weight distribution is as follows:
45 lbs - Palin's over-sized head
45 lbs - Palin's over-sized new inflated boobies
8 lbs - the rest of Palin's scrawny body
Anonymous4:13 PM
DeleteThat head shot of palin was doctored quite a bit. It is especially noticeable with the hair streaking and face/neck emphasis. She may well be losing weight intentionally, or not, due to stress (and my heart does not rilly care)but she's still and ugly human being.
"That head shot of palin was doctored" Most definitely!
DeleteThis is hyped up propaganda for Toad's reality show. She's been 98 lbs since late in her last pregnancy. Funny how genetics works, took Beefy almost a year to lose her baby weight.
Mitt .. pick Sarah please ... she is a proven winner.
ReplyDeleteShe's undefeated!!!
Deletehahahaha!
I know it will never happen but wouldn't it be great if he did.
DeleteDump Mitt... DRAFT SARAH! It could still happen!
Delete--- Not a Sarah-hater
Draft Sarah?
DeleteYES! She's been studying Syria, and she DOES have the Fidel Castro outfit!
All she needs are the giraffe high heels and her star of David!
DRAFT SARAH! She's a patRIOT!
---Not a Sarah-hater, fur real fur real!
Sarah Palin, the Energizer Bunny, just keeps on beating her drum, oblivious of her real legacy. I anticipate some weird antics in Tampa as Sarah reaches for the spotlight, again.
ReplyDeleteI hope they knock her on her ass down there!!! She's not being included as a speaker or anything! And, don't send her back to Alaska, Florida - we don't want her either!
DeleteThis image of Sarah shows her as the petulant mean girl/child that she is. Where was the picture or screen grab taken? Was it just after she found out what all those towels in Todd's pocket were used for?
ReplyDeleteShortly after she took her makeup off with them!
DeleteSarah's Beauty Tip for the Day.
I don't believe the election results had as much to do with Sarah Palin being a woman than it did with being a plain inexperienced idiot. I still think he may pick a woman, albeit one that is fully vetted and proves she's knowledgeable about the world.
ReplyDeleteHee hee
ReplyDeleteI've worked on a bunch of campaigns in Illinois and among the ones I am most proud of were helping the first women ever elected to statewide office in 1990 and two campaigns of one of the coolest, most qualified, smartest and most dedicated person (a woman) ever in our State Senate.
ReplyDeleteI think it's one of the reasons I have such a negative, viceral reaction to Sarah Palin. My women were role models, mentors, pioneers who had to work harder and be better than the men in order to be taken seriously. And they were.
The idea that either would wink, lick their lips, wear The Belmont Girls, use their kids as props, celebrate their lack of education, put their kids on TV, denegrate the President of the United States on a regular basis, wear bad wigs, lie about most everything, grift, threaten.... oh Hell I need to stop.
I agree with the writer. Mrs. Todd Palin has set back the notion of a woman Vice President/President for the Republican Party for a long time.(And to use the moniker of one of our posters "Fuck You John McCain!)
Once again I renew my plea. Someone in Alaska has information that can make this horror that is Sarah Palin go away. It's time. You have the information. People will have your back. Speak Up!!
A Fan From Chicago
...the first women ever elected to statewide office in 1990...
DeleteDawn Clark Netsch, perhaps?
Belar! Bingo.I ran her campaign for Comptroller. Are we former colleagues? Relatives? Creditors? (Just kidding) Tell me more. I have current inforrmation on how she's doing. Who are you?
DeleteA Fan From Chicago
None of the above, but I admire Ms. Netsch and supported her bid for Gov. She's good people.
DeleteI was out of state in '90. But I have a funny - to me - Chicago-area political activism story from Abner Mikva's '74 House campaign: It's possible tho not provable in court that I may have somewhat exceeded the posted 5mph speed limit on a winding Cook County Forest Preserve road and was pulled over by a uniformed Forest Preserve deputy sheriff. I was driving Dad's new 'Potato Brown' 2 cylinder 250cc 1974 Plymouth Valiant with a giant styrofoam Mikva campaign sign attached to the roof. (Dunno what it was back then, but the babes were really attracted to the combination of the garish colors of the sign along with the understated raw sexual magnetism of the Valiant, winner of J.D. Power's 1974 Most Boring Car Ever Made Award.) So the deputy comes back after calling in my license and says "You working for Mikva or just driving around with the sign on your car?" To which I replied, honestly, channeling my most obsequious inner-Eddie Haskell, "Oh no, sir, officer, sir, I've volunteered in the campaign office, your honor, and also done canvassing for him with my mom, sir.". He paused, handed back my license and said "Mikva's a good man. I'll remember you. If I ever catch you speeding in the Forest Preserve again, I'll take you to jail. Now get out of here."
Funny, huh? (I guess you had to be there... I know I was.)
Beldar J,
DeleteIt was probably that potato-brown racing color that made you appear to be going way faster than you were.
Unfortunately, cops often just assume that if you're in a potato-brown Plymouth Valiant or maybe a red Ferrari that you are probably either driving too fast or at the least, having way too much fun driving the speed limit. Police harassment is such a bummer. I hear Mitt wants to fire all the cops (and firemen and teachers), so I'm gonna vote Republican this year and save money on traffic tickets and tuition.
It's taken decades of hard work for women to be considered qualified for high political office because of their intelligence, skills and experience.
DeleteIn one short campaign, Plain has fed into the misogynistic belief that women are only qualified for anything if their 'girls' are perky and they wear short skirts and trashy red high heels.
Decades of hard-earned progress negated by one slutty, stupid, incompetent, narcissistic, hateful, lying, unqualified twit in red pumps.
John McCain, we women, and the men who love and respect us, will NEVER forgive you.
I am going to credit the McCain team for dressing Palin tastefully, professionally and flattering to her . The red pumps were a classic style yet debateable for professional image.
DeleteImagine if Palin had worn the Belmont outfit to a formal dinner, turned up in disturbing wigs, worn a suit with summer high wedge sandals and opened her mouth spewing word salad.
Gryphen, I hope you'll grant me the opportunity to explain why I'm supporting Mittens Rmoney for president in 2012.
ReplyDeleteFirst, let me say, this President Obama you always talk about seems like a decent enough fella but even you will admit he simply did NOT solve all of our problems, as guaranteed, within the allotted time of 4 years. Case closed.
So, you might argue, yeah, but what does Rmoney offer that's any better? And to that question I refer you to a little known but highly relatable incident known in maritime history as the "Third Mate Archibald Worthington Paradox".
You see, 3rd Mate Worthington was a crewman aboard the HMS Titanic on its fateful maiden voyage. And halfway between the time the iceberg was struck and the great ship slipped beneath waves, Worthington approached Captain Smith with an intriguing idea.
As the ship listed noticeably to its port side and rapidly filling lower compartments began to raise the massive brass screws above the waterline, Worthington said,
"Beggin' yer pardon, Cap'n, sir, but I think I've a way to save 'er, sir!"
"Out with it, man, there's not a minute to lose! She's sinking as we speak!, barked the Captain hopefully.
"Well, sir, since the berg opened up a terrible gash in 'er port side hull, I thought to myself, I thought, Worthington, old boy..."
"STOP YAPPING AND TELL US WHAT YOUR IDEA IS, Y'DAFT LAD!!"
"Aye, Cap'n. I think we could save 'er by running 'er at full speed int'nother iceberg tearin' 'nother hole in the starboard side as what she got on the port side and equalize the damage, sir."
In a very real sense, the voters today - especially conservative voters - are seeking the same sort of out of the box thinking that Worthington came up with during the Titanic crisis. And I honestly believe Millard Mittens "Mittens" Rmoney is the man to deliver such new thinking we so desperately need.
BTW, whenever I tell the Worthington story to non-seafaring folk, I always am asked what happened to Worthington since we know that many of the crew perished in the disaster. I'll assume you want to know, as well.
Eyewitness reports say that the bridge got very silent and Captain Smith stared at his 3rd mate a while before closing his eyes and asking quietly, "And that's your idea for saving the ship, Worthington?" To which the young sailor replied humbly with a wry smile, "Aye, Capt'n, 'tis!".
And to the plaintive strains of "Nearer My God to Thee" played by the doomed ship's orchestra, the dignified old captain grasped his heavy brass maritime spyglass and beat his 3rd mate to death.
And that's why I support Mittens Rmoney to be president of the United States of Amercia in 2012.
Rmoney/Palin2012!!!! LANDSLIDE!!!
"...he simply did NOT solve all of our problems, as guaranteed, within the allotted time of 4 years. Case closed..."
DeleteNO! case is not closed. Because the alternative to Barack Obama was John McCain and the very real threat of Sarah Palin assuming the office of the presidency. McCain/Palin would have been a disaster that this country might not have survived. Obama was the only sane choice. case closed.
It is going to take decades to fix GWB's mess.
DeleteCalibrate your snark meters, guys. He/She is going for laughs.
DeleteUm, 4:17? Satire.
DeleteCapt. Beldar, my cap's off to you. "I think we could save 'er by running 'er at full speed int'nother iceberg tearin' 'nother hole in the starboard side as what she got on the port side and equalize the damage.." Hilarious and brilliant -- a perfect analogy as to how the Republicans intend to "fix" things.
DeleteAnonymous 4:17 and 4:51 -- you guys seriously need to get a sense of humor... sheesh!
Folks need to give credit where credit is due.
DeleteIt is quite difficult for any non-U.S. citizen with a marxist philosophy to fix 8 years of fuck-ups in only 3 1/2 years.
Marry me, Beldar! :)
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Ah Beldar, I see you wandered over from attacking folks at HP who were less than happy about Willard & his secret Mormon practices. And you brought your little trolls with you too - or is it just you? Couldn't stand up to the facts so you chose to "abandon ship" and move to new & what you hope will be more fertile ground. LMAO!
DeleteNice you chose the Titanic as an example because that's exactly what your darling Willard would bring to our country. He'd sink it. Try, try again. You won't find a receptive audience here, aside from a slight infestation of trolls. Buh Bye!
No, Beldar, pick me! Pick me! I'm 18 now, I think. If not, I will be tomorrow, maybe, baby.
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Oh good grief, 9:35 PM! Are you not able to recognize satire? Have you EVER visited IM before? How can you not know Beldar?
Delete::face plant::
Anon @9:35
DeleteBeldar lives on your side of the fence. Beldar is a satirist. Beldar pokes fun and is damn funny.
Oh Beldar, you totally rock! Can I be one of your trolls?
DeleteThere are at least a fair number of Republican women like Snow and Collins and Murkowski who have political creds.
ReplyDeleteThe real problem comes with picking a woman (or person of color) VP candidate and convincing them to run nationally for months on an anti woman ticket, and have to answer for it on the level of national WH wananna be interviews, articles etc.
I doubt it is a a combination that would work. And picking an anti woman woman would be a PR disaster rivaling the Palin pick.
Slightly OT: I'm surprised that we haven't had a proclamation from Ol'$cary on how SHE is currently taking a little holiday too also right now with her family, just like Mittens.
ReplyDeleteHey $cary, are you currently fishing out in the middle of Lake Lucille, using that ice auger that Todd got you for Christmas?
Times are getting a little tough at the Palin compound, so she is ice fishing the lake for her wedding band so she can pawn it like her classy daughter did with her engagement ring.
DeleteThey are such a hard-working, resourceful bunch of folks that epitomize all that's good in Wasilla.
Why do the Repubs think they have to pick a woman to deceive women into voting for them? It did not work in 2008, and it won't work in 2012.
ReplyDeleteBut they are kind of slow to recognize trends.
DeleteBut they are kind of slow.
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Fixed that for you.
You're welcome.
And, of course, the legislation they've proposed since 2008 has been SO beneficial to women that we ladyfolk should just be flockin' to their side!
DeleteThey'll just take care of us so we don't have to worry our pretty l'il heads about nothin'. They DO know what's best for us, after all.
IMO Palin hurt and set back women because she has not cared that she was unprepared.
ReplyDeleteShe was and has been prepared. Prepared to wreak havoc, she has no other ambitions.
DeleteDamn, Beldar (whoeveryouaretoday)!
ReplyDeleteSomeone asked a few days ago "Who are You"...
Being a fan of Stonekettle Station, I am wondering whether you are related (as in twin brothers of different mothers) to Jim Wright of said blog?
If not, take it as a compliment, because both of you have that twisted edge, and I appreciate it.
As to A. J. Billings @ 2:52, your rant was probably long in coming and very gratifying.
I agree and raise you another "FU,SP and all of those you rode in on!
Keepin' goin' fromthediagonal
my grandmother would make a better vp than sarah palin
ReplyDeleteand she's been dead for 10 years!
You can R.I.P. later, Granny. Right now we need you on the ticket to help carry Mitt!
DeleteYeah you're right, Sarah was a much bigger hail-mary desperation pick than your granny.
Even if Palin hadn't poisoned the well for women in the GOP veepstakes, Romney's archaic religious views of the subservience of women will prevent him from nominating a woman as VP candidate. But what it really comes down to is that Kirsten Gillibrand will be the 1st female VP of the USA.
ReplyDeleteObama/Biden 2012
O'Malley/Gillibrand 2016
I like the cut of your jib, Anonymous.
DeleteAs a New Yorker who is fortunate to have the lovely, intelligent, hard-working Kirsten Gillibrand as my Senator, I would be thrilled to see her as VP and perhaps even President someday. Don't know too much about O'Malley but what I've heard about him has been good.
DeleteI also like Elizabeth Warren and hope she decimates Scott Brown in November's election.
What a wonderful group of smart, competent (and sane!) women we have on the Democratic side of the aisle!
Did y'all forget about Geraldine Ferraro? Or I am just much older than the rest of you.
ReplyDeleteI didn't I had the pleasure of spending some time with her during Clinton's Inauguration, wonderful lady.
DeleteThe day Willard would even slightly consider a woman as VP will be on the 12th of Never. Women in the Mormon world are denied any leadership role except in "little committees" for "womanly activities only. Ann Romney - again spreading crap from her horse farm. She's a piece of work too.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin knows nothing and it is growing tiresome. I would say she makes Republican woman, rather than woman in general, look ignorant. Democrats have Hillary Clinton, who is one the sharpest knives in the drawer. I am looking forward to Secretary Clinton taking the oath of office on January 20, 2017.
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