I have no idea if this is legit, though they ARE a website with a history of finding celebrity sex tapes and publicizing them before anybody else, including Hulk Hogan's (Link might be NSFW), so they might in fact be on the up and up.
Just in case the website is still not working for you below is what they have claimed:
CONFIRMED Bristol Sex Tape THE DIRTY ARMY:
CONFIRMED that Bristol has a sex tape. It’s while she was living in Arizona, it shows her performing sexual acts with a guy while driving, then shows them back at the house that Palin now rents out. They have seen only pictures of the video but not the actual video. She is wearing an Arizona State Sun Devils Jersey (classy) in the room of one picture. Nik, What the hell was all her abstinence talk about? I want the screenshot images or tape. I knew the only reason Bristol Palin bought that house in Arizona was to turn it into a sex dungeon.- nik
Now I had heard about Bristol sex tapes in the past, but I have never seen them myself, nor do I EVER want to.
I think it should be clear to most of us that IF this is indeed a sex tape of Bristol it would have to have been released by the guy in it (Gino?), a "friend" that one of them trusted enough to share it with, or Bristol herself. Which means that either it is somebody who is pissed at her, or her attempt to get the attention that her reality show is NOT attracting.
However I WILL add that I doubt that even THIS will convince people to watch her crappy reality show tonight. But nice try Bristol.
P.S. I also have a message for a certain refrigerator in Wasilla, "Duck!!!"
God I hope this is true...
ReplyDeleteWow, you're ALL gullible. First rule of blogging. People LIE out of their ass for attention, to feel knowledgable, to be malicious, they're jealous, or just because they're bored.
DeleteROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, it worked for Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, right...Bristol took a page out of the Stupid Spoiled Whore playbook (h/t to South Park).
ReplyDeleteJesse said: "However I WILL add that I doubt that even THIS will convince people to watch her crappy reality show tonight. But nice try Bristol."
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Ding ding ding!!! Winner winner, chicken dinner!
Good Call, G. Although I think Palin Production Co./Helping Hands planted the rumor to set up drama for continued fund-raising for Victim-narrative and/or to try to build some interest to sell the failed "reality" show to another network.
Just remember: The Palins are ALWAYS grifting.
Except Bristol's so freaking prudish I doubt she has sex without clothes on.
DeleteWas this before or after the jaw realignment surgery?
ReplyDeleteGryph, you need to change the pic above to one more appropriate for the period, just in case it's true. She was at least 40 lbs heavier at that time, wasn't she?
DeleteThis is just another lesson that the teenage girls of American can learn NOT TO DO from their favorite teen mom who gives directions to others that she's obviously incapable of following herself--- just like her grifter Momma preaching against crony capitalism while practicing it with her PAC.
Y'all don't do as we do now."" We're Palins and that means we don't have to follow the rules because we're special.""
Hmmm, maybe that it caused the jaw realignment.
DeleteAnd she was raped while drunk on wine coolers in a tent, yadda, yadda, yadda. And she’s abstinent, yadda, yadda, yadda.
ReplyDeleteNot long ago, Bristol would have earned her money in a little house with a red light at the edge of town.
And prior to her deflowering while unconscious she was on the pill for her cramps. This is proven also.Too.
DeleteShe'll say he put a drug in her drink (non alcoholic, of course). With video cell phones taping an in auto bj would be quite easy. The girl is a media whore tramp just like mommy.
DeleteFALSE FLAG OPERATION TO GARNER SYMPATHY AND TO TRY TO GET RATINGS FOR FINAL SHOWS!!!
Delete"WOE IS ME. EVERY IS TELLING LIES ABOUT ME AND MY FAMILY AGAIN. IT'S OBAMA AND THE LIBRULS' FAULT."
Just a piss-poor attempt to get attention before the spotlight leaves them.
"he", meaning Todd?
Deletethe little house with the red light was known as Todd's place.
DeleteAll this is as funny as Sadie trying to portray herself as an innocent, pure victim. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is a girl who used to lament about having no money for college, yet buys her nephew loads of crap in order to buy his affection and buys her friends diamond money clips and crap.
DeleteI started a list of the people Sadie's trashed around town. It ain't short and includes some of her former best friends.
The peepond article on Huntsman's daughter says this in part: And Abby, like a moth to a flame, knowingly plays the role of the useful fool just to get face time in an attempt to be the Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian of political punditry~being a famous political media figure for contributing absolutely nothing of use. Unless you consider sex tapes useful. In which case, she's not even as qualified as those two.
ReplyDeleteIf this turns out to be real, you think Mr. Tony Lee of Breitbart fame will pen a triumphant article touting Bristol's qualifications now on par to Ms. Hilton and Ms. Kardashian? If true, I will be e-mailing Mr. Lee and advise him that inquiring minds want a follow up.
I have serious doubts about this. I can say a lot of bad things about her, but come on. Really? She'd be THAT STUPID???
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe the grifter granny found out about it in the last several weeks and the stress of how it will go over in her adoring public's mind has caused her to lose weight. Just saying...
Anon 9:47 "I can say a lot of bad things about her,but come on.Really?She'd be THAT STUPID???..
DeleteWhile promoting Life's on a Fox News interview, Ms.Palin said this: If I would have known it was my own name and so much of my life is going to be shown in this show, I think I would reconsider it and think about it more".
Yep folks, she certainly IS that stupid, and more.
Have you seen her show? She is that stupid.
Delete"She'd be THAT STUPID???"
DeleteHave you WATCHED Beefy's show? Yes...she is that STUPID.
I disagree, Bristol doesn't seem to have any common sense at all. Releasing a reality show that exhibits her poor parenting skills and how she speaks very poorly of Levi to Tripp, clearly demonstrates her ignorance on parenting, and most likely Sarah's too, because I believe Sarah was involved in this show every step along the way. Also looking at the many poor decisions Bristol has made in the past, I do believe she would be stupid enough to make a sex tape. Bristol is clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and she doesn't seem interested in changing that by going back to school. Bristol is probably thinking she can get by on her fame for a long time, even though her star is rapidly fading.
DeleteShe isn't stupid. She's a nice girl. This is just more tabloid nonsense from the other side of Wasilla. Are all dems so gullible?
DeleteKP, are all Rethugs so gullible that they believe whatever comes out of the Palins' lyin' mouths and disregard all evidence to the contrary?
DeletePlease provide proof that she is a nice girl who isn't stupid.
Still waiting...
Crickets....
Projection much? Only a gullible individual would believe anything the Palin's say.
DeleteShe's a Palin = Shes THAT stupid
Delete11:17,
DeleteWhat, are you tying to tell us, that Bristol is not the true Bristol that she is on her reality show? Do you think you know her better than anyone else here? Perhaps you're the gullible one for believing what the Palin's have tried to cast themselves as, but there is no doubt Bristol clearly exhibits poor parenting skills on her show, and any child psychologist could tell you never speak badly of the other parent, which she seems to do on every show. Levi now has a lot of evidence against Bristol from her poor parenting and has plenty of evidence for the child protective agencies to step in and stop her from poisoning Tripp against Levi. You should stop and look at your own bias towards the Palin's, and then question why you believe in what do about them. Bristol is truly not very bright, and she's been lying to us all this time. I would say the people who are truly gullible are those who don't see anything wrong with Bristol's poor parenting skills or that there is noting wrong with her speaking poorly of her son's father to Tripp.
You know "The Dirty" was started by Arizona's own Congressman Ben Quayle, son of former vice-potato Dan Quayle. I hate that website and all the meanness it spreads throughout interwebs. I won't give it my time or "click-through" even if there's a Sarah and John McCain sex tape posted.
ReplyDeleteIf there really is a sex tape, I have no doubt it was leaked purposely to grab another minute's attention for these idiots.
Shouldn't that be "vice-potatoe"?
DeleteSeriously, that made me LOL.
There ARE people who have been known to spread lies about Bristol in the past. Paging Mercede Johnston.
DeleteYEE HAWWWWW! IT'S ABOUT TO GET ROWDY UP IN THIS MOTHER TODAY!
ReplyDeleteThe many faces of KristyP is about to be all up in here!
I wouldn't be surprised if Beefy leaked this shit herself...she's that desperate for people to watch her ridiculous show!
Now I'm wondering if Baldy is going to have to one up her own daughter with her sex tape...on VHS no less...that's how old Baldy's tape is!
This could be the first in history of a mother/daughter sex tape leak!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wonder if it was filmed in color or two-tone?
DeleteWell, we've all been wondering what Sarah's gonna do to steal Romney's spotlight at the RNC...maybe you nailed it! (Pun intended, of course.)
DeleteIf Beefy is trying to plot her escape from the cult, like Katie Holmes did such a bang up job rescuing Suri. This may be how she will fund it. Or she has Sarah in a better place to negotiate.
DeleteHow much will Sarah pay to destroy this tape? Brancy was quiet the last I checked.
Have any new refrigerators been delivered to the compound prison lately? Repairs? Parts?
I guess it's time for Ann Romney to call Larry Flynt and do a layout so the Romneys can steal the attention back from the Palins.
DeleteBattle of the weak-ass Repug candidates!
Is she pregnant with the DWTS child when this video was shot? Remember when she did the Arizona house tour video where some shots were a body double?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the sex tape is being leaked by the Palins to "prove" she wasn't pregnant then. Like Sarah had a baby to "prove" Bristol didn't have one.
DeleteSounds like the typical Palin logic, doesn't it?
and then they'll claim she was drugged and make her out to be the innocent, naive little victim again.
DeleteYes, it does sound like Palin logic. Maybe they are #retroactively providing video evidence that she could not have been pregnant then.
DeleteShe was never pregnant in DWTS.
DeletePlease explain how anyone can prove Bristol wasn't pregnant then by releasing sex tape images supposedly shot at the time in question.
DeleteHow can the date of the sex tape images be documented?
But the pregnant Bristol glimpsed in the E! footage IS part of an independently dated clip - February 4, 2011.
PLEASE think things through before you post half-assed comments like this that add nothing to the discussion except more confusion that will be taken as (and repeated as) gospel by idiots who are even less imaginative than you are.
Remember, there are NO coincidences.
DeleteA sex tape doesn't "prove" anything about pregnancy or not. One can give a blow job at any stage of pregnancy. If there is a tape I'm guessing the guy had his cell phone out in the car. Doesn't have to show her stomach. Probably a close up head shot. Well two heads at anyway.
DeleteKP = Krusty Paylin?
DeleteOh, please, 12:27. There are PLENTY of coincidences. I've certainly had them in my life and I'll bet you have, too.
DeleteStating there are none makes you look like a parroting fool.
Ahhhh....the cherry on the top of this trash heap of a hillbilly Klan!
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think certain members of the Johnston clan are having buyer's remorse at posing nude, so they're trying to even that playing field, knowing deep down that BP would never engage in that blatant behavior. Having the occasion beer and smoking the occasional blunt are two things. This crosses a line.
DeleteHOWEVER, you aren't officially famous until you've had a gay or sex tape rumor spread about you.
Oh please oh please oh please let it be true. I have to admit, though, I didn't think Brystil could be THAT dumb. Goes to show, don't ever under-estimate the stupidity of a Paylin.
ReplyDeleteYou hope it's true? Who is the stupid one. You can't even spell Palin. Libs are dumb tools. No wonder our country is doing so badly and we have lost respect around the world
DeleteKP, dear, "Paylin" is a conscious altering of the family name, to indicate that they have become synonymous with a willingness to do anything for a paycheck.
DeleteAs far as the US losing respect because of "libs," that's only true if Sarah Palin and George W Bush are "libs."
The Paylin spelling is intentional, silly girl.
DeleteKP defends a sex-tape hawking "abstinence" advocate, raised by a pimp dad, and a cross-eyed woman who put crosshairs on Gabby Giffords. And we're the "dumb tools"?
DeleteUh huhhh, the paylins can too spell libruls!
DeleteKP - it was the republicans that got us into this financial mess we are in, the republicans who block all atempts to fix it
Deleteand for the record our President is respected around the world (it was when Bush was President that no one had respect for us)
Is this really KP or a regular posing as her to drum up drama? Because you regulars do that constantly.
DeleteAt least Hilton and Kardasian were classy enough not to write a book about getting drunk and putting out in a tent.....resulting in the joy of your life, that very same joy which by the way, you were paid a huge amount of money to say that really is not a joy and others should not make the same "mistake" that you did.
ReplyDeleteGet off your FAT LAZY ASS and get an education, then get a real job. In the meantime.....QUIT using your son as a meal ticket and put his needs before yours!!!!!!!
She has a real job and she lives a quite unassuming moral life. So many lies are spread or started on blogs
DeleteDo you peek into her bedroom? How do you know how moral she is? Anyone can make themselves appear moral on Facebook.
DeleteKP and you know this how ? proof, photos ?
DeleteShe is immoral, she is a slut. Mercede said how her uncle use to hear Bristol and Levi having sex in his bedroom. Bristol all moaning and groaning.
DeleteKristy Patullo virtually peeks into Bristo's bedroom.
DeleteBristol has a job.
DeleteHonestly, is anyone surprised? It's the ONLY thing she knows how to do.
ReplyDeleteYep, laying on her back moaning and groaning is her thing.
DeleteThere is no bad publicity...
ReplyDeleteAren't tonight's episodes the last of the fake reality show to air? Gee, I can't wait for the DVD to come out (eye roll). lol
DeleteNext, Brisket will do some porn flicks and then retroactively declare herself a virgin for the Nth time. Who cares? Sarah and Todd sure never did. lol
Coming soon: The Grifting Bus with the all the family selling all their books, DVD, porn films and baby gifts at flea markets across the country. These people are shameless.
Nik will cave on this.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend who was posted on The Dirty and her pics were down in 3 hours after a C&D was sent by her boss' lawyer (generally you relieve your bowels in your pants when you receive a letter from this guy - or if you don't know who he is, your lawyer will relieve his bowels in his pants and then instruct you to do the same).
It will be interesting to see if a C&D from Thomas Van Flein has the same weight, probably not, especially considering this will definitely drive traffic to the site (my friend's pics weren't that great).
It wouldn't be surprising if there were a Bristol sex tape. A friends kid went to high school with her in Juneau briefly and says that she was very much the party girl. This would fit right in with his stories.
ReplyDeleteIf there are sex tapes, it is likely that most of them would be of her when she was under age and will never see the light of day for that reason. No legitimate website or film distributor would touch them since to do so would constitute child porn.
But she's not a child, hence no child porn. She was already what, 20?, when living in Az?
DeleteAge of consent in Alaska is 16.
DeleteThe age of consent in AK is totally irrelevant, you idiot at 10:26 AM. "Under age" in this context means "minor" and any sex tape of a minor engaging in a sex act is totally illegal.
DeleteIn Jesse's post above, it said that these tapes were made while Bristol was living in AZ.
Delete"CONFIRMED that Bristol has a sex tape. It’s while she was living in Arizona, it shows her performing sexual acts with a guy while driving, then shows them back at the house that Palin now rents out. They have seen only pictures of the video but not the actual video. She is wearing an Arizona State Sun Devils Jersey (classy) in the room of one picture. Nik, What the hell was all her abstinence talk about? I want the screenshot images or tape. I knew the only reason Bristol Palin bought that house in Arizona was to turn it into a sex dungeon.- nik"
Bristol was NOT a minor during that time.
she'll be 21 this October. She was born in 1991. Don't believe her mother's lies that she was born in 1990, because 1990 was the year of one of the wite-outs...
DeleteI guess her DWTS appearance when she was having sex on the floor is pornography.
Anonymous11:59 AM
DeleteA twenty year old is not a minor.
A few years back I researched what I could find on the internet about Bristol and her Juneau years. Much had been removed, but from what was left, she was clearly a wild party girl. Dylan Kolvig and his daddy's yacht the MV Pacifica were hot items until the craft accidentally burned. Story was hidden from the papers. I wish whose who knew Bristol back then would be more forthcoming about her "behavior" in Juneau. I believe that was when she first got pregnant with Trig and why Sarah moved the governor's office back to Wasilla.
Delete1:16, please point out where I said a 20 year old was a minor.
DeleteYou can't, because I wasn't referring to Bristol's age in AZ.
Please COMPREHEND as well as read, 'K?
I was obviously responding to the 10:26 response to the 10:05 post referring to the rumors about Bristol in AK and the likelihood that she made tapes while underage.
I was pointing out that the age of consent in AK is irrelevant. It may be 16 for legally agreeing to sex, but it is NOT 16 for legally appearing in a sex tape.
My post was not about Bristol in AZ.
See the difference?
12:59
I don't know. I've seen her Juneau friends defend her against other Juneau peers who talk trash just to talk trash.
DeletePerhaps a ploy to remain relevant?? Hmmm. I'll have to agree with Virginia Voter above.
ReplyDeleteRegardless, I used to work on a ranch and have no desire to see farm animals mating on tape.
If this is true----eeewwww. I'm sorry, but who the hell wants to see Lunatic Jr. in the nude, humping someone with an IQ of seventy. Someone needs to call Adult Protective Services on Bristol. . . .
ReplyDeleteLook, it's pointless to get the brainwashed cult to admit that anything the Palins do is wrong. Even if a sex tape came out, they would be blaming the Democrats and President Obama for upsetting Bristol so much because SHE didn't get an apology from the President; they'd be justifying it by saying she was beside herself and the only way she could get any comfort was by making a sex tape. So it would be everybody else's fault, not the Palins. Humph!
ReplyDeleteThe Palins could be the Emporors of the Dark Force themselves and the cult and media would be making all kinds of excuses for them. They have some kind of delusional "hold" on unsuspecting people and can make them believe anything. That selling and making sex tapes by abstinence advocates by a Palin would be good, and that wanting every US citizen to have affordable health care is bad.
If this is true, the cult will say that with the RePigs's convention just around the corner it clearly isn't her but an impersonator paid for by Meh's campaign 'cause they are all just TERRIFIED of Sarah Palin's popularity among the USA population regardless of political affiliation and therefore MUST be brought down else she will be the nominee and win the race by a landslide and destroy the RINOS with one fell sweep. Same reason she wasn't invited, you see, if the delegates hear her speak they will all unanimously have an epiphany of epic proportions and realize they were about to announce the wrong nominee. The Palin Cult 'rilly believe this. This is proven also.Too.
DeleteAnonymous10:07 AM
DeletePresident Obama has not done anything to her, for her to get an apology from him.
Well, Limbaugh should be commenting on this shortly, shouldn't he? We all knew THIS was coming, especially when her "reality" show bombed so badly. No surprise here, she does want to be like the Kardasians, but I think the public are tired of these no-talent fame whores who keep insisting on trying to get attention. How dense is this girl that she can not see that she has NO talent of any type? Surely after seeing the talented, beautiful, hard working young dancers and actressess in Hollywood, she knew she can not compete. I hope this tape was made when she was slimmed down, not fat as a pig, after she gained that infamous 5 pounds!! Is Kyle the friend on the tape, because he struck me as having more class than that.
ReplyDeleteI dislike Kim Kardashian on principle, and I've never watched her show. But I did see her on Letterman once, and to my surprise, she came across as a very likeable, bubbly, sweet person. I thought she'd be fun to hang out with, and I couldn't hate her after that interview.
DeleteBristol Palin, on the other hand, has the charisma of a block of cement. She has always seemed wooden and rehearsed, and I think hanging out with her would be a painful way to kill brain cells when I could just, you know, sniff glue or something and get the same effect.
So nice try, Bristol, but a sex tape won't carry you forever. You are not Kim K, you are not cute, you are not pleasant, you are not bright.
This has been predicted on this page for months. It was beyond reason to expect Brisket not to make a sex tape and when that card gets played she officially joins the Kardashians and tries to insert herself (no pun intended) into the next higher fame level - maybe she'll make the "D" list now. As for the rumor she's doing head in a car while the driver is driving, filming and climaxing it's a wonder they didn't run off the road. The rest of the sex tape I'm sure will be run of the mill - I saw photos of her thrusting her hips during her dry hump on DWTS and she didn't look like she could really bust a move.
ReplyDeleteConfirmation aside, I'm guessing Sara is shitting a brick - how's she gonna explain that one to Mittens? If true and it gets out there then Sara can kiss the last small chance of being VP or claiming the nomination at an open convention good-bye. Been nice to know you Sara - queen of the pieces of shit
Did she have her seat belt on? Is this why she was so upset about Willow baby sitting? If Tripp was in the back he need to be strapped in also, too.
DeleteOT: McCain says Palin was a better candidate than Romney:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/blogs/on-congress/2012/07/mccain-i-wasnt-scared-off-by-romney-tax-returns-129201.html
Well that should make the day a little brighter in light of the sextape news for Queen of the Alaskardashians
just more proof that MCCain is so raunchy - Romney won't release his tax forms because HE DID NOT PAY TAXES on his income for YEARS. He collected $100K per year and paid ZERO!
DeleteThere is no way in hell he will release his tax forms until he finds someway to cover up that fact.
OK, a nutritional question (I am dieting to get rid of my "blog bottom" so this is on my mind). Generally, when women lose weight they lose it from the head down.
ReplyDeleteWith that in mind, and also just considering the large amount of weight missing from Bristol Palin since she impersonated a battleship on DWTS, why, I ask, are her thighs and waist so small and her arms so HUGE? How does that even work? I know women can tend to put on weight in their arms but she just seems so out of proportion.
Lyposuction!
DeleteIf she had that much liposuction, and that extensively, that's risky. Of course so is crash dieting. I guess it's safe to say that whatever Bristol Palin did, she did it in an unhealthy manner and she is at risk for not only rapid weight gain but weight gain in some really disturbing ways if she's relying on liposuction. Sigh.
DeleteAnd, since Bristol Palin really isn't intellectually capable of weighing risks and making informed decisions, who the hell is advising her on her health? Sigh again.
I have to stop trying to make sense out of anything that she does. It's all a lie. Every.single.thing.
Do you always pick apart and criticize other womens bodies like this? Set an example! Be an adult!
DeleteKP - look in the mirror "Be an adult!"
DeleteLook at her mother's arms in the recent speech with the red top and white pants. Her mother has huge arms, too.
DeleteKP 11:41 AM You don't know what an Adult is like. Your Postings are JUVENILE. Are you being paid to SUCK UP TO THE PALINS, or are you a STALKER?
DeleteMaybe she really is trying to be Kim Kardashian. Maybe her and Gino did break up and he's looking to make a quick buck. Maybe it's Levi and he's blackmailing her for time with his son. Mo money mo problems Brissy! Maybe Willow is tired of being Bristol's bitch and is paying her back for making her look so awful on her show.
ReplyDeleteA Bristol sex tape would be hilarious. All that abstinence BS will be out the window and more of the Palin hypocrisy will be exposed(in more ways than 1)for the world to see. I wonder if she's as boring in bed as she is on her show. Does she stop in the middle to give commentary to the camera in her monotone voice. Will she posing to get the best angle to show off her chin? Does she whine the whole time? Does she tell Gino "that's not the way Levi did it"? Does she call out Levi's name?
I can't wait to see the explanation blog post from Brancy if the tape is released.
Maybe Willow is tired of being Bristol's bitch and is paying her back for making her look so awful on her show.
DeleteLOVE it! After the way Bristol treated Willow in episode 7, she'd better watch her back. Willow is evil, which I find refreshing compared to Bristol's mind-numbing tedium, whining, and trite tripe.
Piper can get the goods on all of them. Hope she makes out like a bandit.
DeleteI hope she didn't do it while she was fat.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she did it before or after that ridiculous chin implant. Seems like it would be hard to give a BJ with that wacky piece of plastic flopping around.
DeleteBristol has been fat most of her life.
DeleteI hope Bristol didn't do it while she was pregnant.
DeleteActive imaginations. Mature much? The is no implant or DWTS pregnancy. Stop spreading lies
DeleteIgnore KP. She's done lost it.
DeleteKP - saying it over and over doesn't make it true why are you wasting your time here ? geeez
Delete"Mature much"
Delete(eyeroll)
You're almost 50 years old Kristy Patullo.
First, you're assuming she was the one performing (the quote says "performing with a guy"). After all, men can perform sexual acts on women. Or, of course, she could be using her hands or something that would allow her to keep her eyes on the road. Second, I imagine the whole thing has more to do with the poor grammar of the writer than how in the world Bristol could be driving and performing oral sex on someone. The writer meant to say "while HE was driving."
DeleteAnd let me add, EW!
Anonymous11:00 AM
Delete''''I wonder if she did it before or after that ridiculous chin implant. Seems like it would be hard to give a BJ with that wacky piece of plastic flopping around.'''
hahahahahahahahaha
OT: Here is a really fun Sarah Palin article with a lot of good comments.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.americablog.com/2012/07/palin-thinks-shes-being-punished-by-not.html
"She doesn’t go “rogue” as much as she goes unprepared."
DeleteShe knows how stupid and lazy she is..
Going "rogue" is the word she uses for being unprepared. Get it?
Her sex tape is probably about as interesting as her dancing was on DWTS.
ReplyDeleteYAWN
The deluded old man says...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/online/mccain-i-chose-palin-for-vp-because-she-was-the-better-candidate-not-because-of-romneys-tax-returns/
Since she was an utter DISASTER except for about 2 minutes, then what does this say about RMoney?
MaCain should just shut up. He's digging himself a very deep hole. So, he's now saying that Palin was the better candidate, and you're right, what does that say about Rmoney? If he wasn't a good enough candidate 4 years ago, suddenly, he's good enough now??
DeleteAh...fine American patriot 'Country First' McCain: I'd shut the F up if I were you. This will come back to embarrass him and Rmoney.
I say let him keep talking! I can't wait to see the Obama campaign's commercial with Mccain's quote. Hahahahaha!
DeleteShow McCain's quote and then show Palin's interview with Katie Couric or her Paul revere quote or even better her quitter speech. hahahahahahah!
It's comedy gold!
Whether a sex tape emerges or not, there's a lesson to be learned for people like Bristol Palin--don't lie because your lies have a way of catching up to you and making you look like a fool.
ReplyDelete"...it shows her performing sexual acts with a guy while driving,..."
ReplyDeleteBetter than a "don't drive and text" ad.
The context of that sentence implies she was the one driving at the same time she was performing sex acts.
DeleteApparently BJ's aren't intercourse so she can still be a re-virgin and still be abstinent.
DeleteRight. You can't film something like this. It's a made up tape IF it exists which I highly doubt
DeleteIgnore KP. She's done lost it.
DeleteIt worked for Kim Kardashian!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Sarah should make a sex tape.
gAgggghllphhghhhtarrrgghhhhhhh....splat....mmmboaaaaghhhhphtttshh....splat..gaaaggglllthppphooooghhlhlhh........splat
DeleteWhat else would we expect from the WasillaBilly Klan?
ReplyDeleteBristol is BORDERLINE RETARDED and anything goes.
ABSTINENCE? SKANKS shouldn't Preach about abstinence.
Promiscuity would be more appropriate. Mother like Daughter, so how can Sarah Palin complain? Sex Tapes, PIMP DADDY, BOTOX, WORD SALAD, METH, FAKE PREGNANCIES, the only female in the Palin Family who has not been Pregnant is PIPER, (MAYBE).
filmed by todd palin
ReplyDeletedirected by sarah palin
Maybe it was an audition tape for the family business.
DeleteI wonder what state it happened in. I'm pretty sure coitus with a Beefalo is illegal in most parts of the country.
ReplyDeleteYou win the Internet.
DeleteHahahahahahahah!
DeleteQueen Ester’s daughter is the Whore of Babylon?
ReplyDelete(Darlene digs out her old personalized Confirmation bible… thumbs through it.)
Please, please don't call her Queen Esther even in jest. She's nearly destroyed my lovely childhood memories of Purim.
DeleteI've got to admit, better a sex tape starring Barstool than Winky McQuittypantz.
ReplyDeleteShe should do a porn with the Octomom.
ReplyDeleteBristol went on DWTS like Kim Kardashian.
ReplyDeleteBristol got a chin implant to look like Kim Kardashian.
Bristol got a reality show like Kim Kardashian.
Bristol has a sex tape like Kim Kardashian.
Bristol had a black boyfriend in Los Angeles like Kim Kardashian.
Bristol went on talk shows like Kim Kardashian.
Bristol just needs to get married and divorced like Kim Kardashian.
Beefalos transformation to Kim Kardashian is almost complete.
But Kim Kardashian is pretty, has a great body, a business and a somewhat loving family. Other than that they both suck.
DeleteKim? Business? Been sued at least once (for false VISA styled card) & fleeced a bunch of folks with her "wedding"/quickie divorce.
DeleteOn second thought....
PMom_GA
If you ever watch the sex tape I advise you to watch it with the volume turned down..... that Bristol is a load moaner..... just ask anybody in Wasilla who lives within 2 miles of the Palin compound.
ReplyDeleteoops should be "that Bristol is a loud moaner"
DeleteFreudian slip?
DeleteDidn't Levi's relative, who was visiting, had to tell Levi for Bristol to tone down the loud moaning?
DeleteI just spit out a very fine sip of wine. Thanks a lot Anon 11:12...LMAO
DeleteHey Bristol did God tell you to make that sex tape?
ReplyDeleteThere was no question about there being a sex tape of Bristol, it was just a question of when would it surface.
ReplyDeleteWell there goes any last shred of hope for a convention invite. And Todd must be so proud.
ReplyDeleteSarah had a reality
ReplyDeleteBristol has a reality show
Todd wants a reality show
Bristol has a sex tape
Sarah probably has one too
Todd is shitting in his pants that his video of his two toned penis will someday be on the internet.
I thought she had a boyfriend while living in Arizona?
ReplyDeleteAndy or Geno were off and on. The Masseys were on the scene at some time. I don't know the dates. The bf from Ak was cheating and she may have been getting her revenge. Who knows. It may have been when she was going to do a radio show.
DeleteAndy, the guy who called another kid "raghead" on Facebook, was actually Willow's boyfriend. Those Palins can really pick-em.
DeleteAnother publicity stunt by a failing, desperate attention whore.
ReplyDeleteBrain bleach here, please! Ugh, I'm gonna throw up here if I think about Beefy naked... hurry, hurry, think about something else, quick!
Here, listen to this:
http://www.matchboxtwenty.com/
Whew. That was close. I'm not even curious, because they are foolish enough to have already traded their names and reputations for a few dollars.
I heard they called her "Fries" in high school. As in "Would you like fries with that bj?" One time she got busy in a McDonald's bathroom in exchange for a number 5 meal.
ReplyDelete"If I had a slutty white daughter she would look just like Bristol"
ReplyDelete-Barack Obama
You are bad.
DeleteHow terrible to say that!!
DeleteI'd say "delightfully naughty."
DeleteGROSS ME OUT !!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why $arah rented the kiosk in the Tampa mall? Bitch is going to be selling Bristol's sex tape!!! I bet Creepy Chuck will be on hand signing autographs.
ReplyDeleteLiving in Tampa in can guarantee if she's in the open and not in an air conditioned building, she will be mighty uncomfortable in our 90 degree temperatures with our high humidity. Honestly, I hope she is out in the open.
DeleteKnowing Bristol's acting talent, this tape will be just as boring as Life's A Tripp.
ReplyDeleteBristol is so boring Bristol probably tried to talk Willow into starring in it with her.
Anon 11:20 is right-- Bristol's show has such low ratings that she is hoping that a sex tape will generate some interest in her show. It worked for Paris Hilton (for a day or two).
DeleteHow much did Bristol offer Levi to be in it?
ReplyDeleteA retarded baby.
DeleteI guess I am showing my age when I asked....WHY DO PEOPLE TAPE THEMSELVES DOING THE WILD THING???? Not to mention....lose track of said tape's whereabouts ever!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave to wonder whether a cell phone was used for recording. After all, didn't Bristol change phones?? If it was turned in/recycled, who knows what could have been on the removable memory card.
DeletePMom_GA
Pretty easy to tape using a cell phone without other people knowing you are taping!
DeleteYa' think alcohol/drugs may be a factor?
DeleteA couple of thoughts. . .
ReplyDeleteThe gay guy who formerly lived in Alaska and claimed to have partied with Todd and been a "rent boy" to Todd at one point, who was trying to sell his story everywhere (last I heard he was trying to sell it overseas but still not getting any final takers) did mention to me that the whole family is nothing like their "abstinent" image and that Bristol was always getting into sexual trouble. Apparently Todd would have to chase after Bristol's various "boyfriends" and threaten them not to release cell phone pics and videos of her in various stages of undress doing different sexual things. Or he'd buy the material outright and get the guy to sign a non-disclosure.
So to me that means there is definitely video out there, from long before the Arizona time period, even.
And does anybody remember Me Again? (And no, I'm not her; I live in New Jersey, and I believe Gryphen said that person's IP traced back to Alaska) Didn't she once talk about an incident where Sarah was trying to trick Bristol into admitting she had made sex videos, telling her "I've already seen it!" and Bristol basically admitted that she had made some. This would seem to perhaps confirm that story.
Anyway, at this point I think BristolPAC needs to be formed so we can all donate money so she WON'T release the videos. Although they might be useful if you're trying to lose weight and need some help with barfing up all the meals you've consumed in the past year. :)
Media Insider
Here is Me Again's comment on 8/26/2011 about Bristol's old videos (not the Arizona video):
DeleteSecond tidbit--Bristol is just spastically frantic over hearing Sadie might have access to some of her less inhibited phone camera photos and videos. When it first came out, Sarah called her and said "if these pictures exist, you HAVE to tell me so we can get ahead of it". Bristol denied, denied, denied...said she was "hurt" and "disappointed" her mom would think she'd DO such a thing!
Well Sarah is as stupid as they come but she knows her little angel Bristol. Less than an hour after that phone call where Bristol swore on TRIPP'S VERY LIFE that she had never taken "those kind" of pictures, Sarah called her back and said "you lied to me, I've just seen four of your homemade PORN videos!"
And Bristol the genius says "But...I ONLY MADE THREE!!!"
The oldest bluff in the book, but there you go.
LnTx
I was thinking the very same thing, so I will copy and paste the comments from MeAgain right here, they are illuminating. And for those who want to go see for yourself, have at it:
Deletehttp://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/08/more-about-nick-broomfields-documentary.html
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Second tidbit--Bristol is just spastically frantic over hearing Sadie might have access to some of her less inhibited phone camera photos and videos. When it first came out, Sarah called her and said "if these pictures exist, you HAVE to tell me so we can get ahead of it". Bristol denied, denied, denied...said she was "hurt" and "disappointed" her mom would think she'd DO such a thing!
Well Sarah is as stupid as they come but she knows her little angel Bristol. Less than an hour after that phone call where Bristol swore on TRIPP'S VERY LIFE that she had never taken "those kind" of pictures, Sarah called her back and said "you lied to me, I've just seen four of your homemade PORN videos!"
And Bristol the genius says "But...I ONLY MADE THREE!!!"
The oldest bluff in the book, but there you go.
I worked with a woman who had a mildly retarded sister. The sister begged to come along to school dances, and the parents forced my coworker to take her, since they wanted some relief from caregiving.
DeleteMy poor coworker spent her evening pulling the sister out of cars; sometimes the guys formed a line. Alcohol was involved, but maybe not necessary.
This is sounding very familiar. Didn’t Levi say Bristol got promiscuous when she drank?
Hi, MI, good to hear from you again.
DeleteThis is hardly surprising. Unfortunately, these days it's not unusual for teens and young adults to take phone videos of themselves naked and/or in sexual situations.
It's pretty clear from the reports we've heard that Bristol was pretty wild back in the day (not any more wild than many other Valley girls, I'm sure, but unbecoming for a politician's daughter).
The surprising thing is that nothing has surfaced so far.
How are those family values working out for you now Sarah? You really know how to raise a God fearing kid with wholesome values.
ReplyDeleteA Sex Tape????But..But...She was the abstinence spokeswoman for Candies.HOW CAN THIS BE????Oh wait....I hope Candies asks for their $$ back.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Candies will get their money back when Bristol gets her virginity back.
DeleteI'd love to see Candies RETROACTIVELY sue her ass for fraud and recover every penny they paid her for her bullshit act of the good little re-virgin.
DeleteCandies could actually get a huge amount of publicity about this if they really did send a letter or file suit demanding a return of the fees she was paid for being their spokesperson. Without a doubt she broke some terms in the contract. And probably regardless of whether they got the money back or not wouldn't really matter, because they'd reap HUGE publicity and be in the news with their brand again if they simply went thru the motions. Would be a smart marketing move.
DeleteTalk about a boner-buster.... When the subject of a Bristle sex tape arises, so to speak, I'm willing to pay as much as $35, maybe even $40. I'm willing to pay that NOT to see the tape, just to be clear. So, definitely count me out.
ReplyDeleteBut as long as we're on the subject, any word on a Sarah Silverman sex tape? Preferably without that dog? Or Shel Adelson? Just wondering....
ok if this tape exists it is too disgusting to even think about
ReplyDeleteI don't even want to imagine all those icky old so called "christian" conservatives drooling over it. Wouldn't be surprised if Palin decides to autographed copies to raise funds for her super pac ! She is so low and such a horrible mother I don't doubt she could stoop that low
If true I guess Bristol really IS trying to copy Kardashian's footsteps to fame. Maybe she's leaking them? Holding out for more money? Nothing any Palin does nowdays would surprise me.
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A la Romney, is Bristol a retroactive abstinence expert?
ReplyDeleteOops.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Newt picked the wrong day to endorse a Palin speaking slot.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17/newt-gingrich-sarah-palin_n_1679922.html?utm_hp_ref=politics#comments
there have been stories of sex tapes w/Bristol for a LONNG time..... It's why everybody laughs when she is supposed to be a virgin AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteUm, just because there's a bunch of middle aged bloggers and strangers dreaming up things about public figures they don't like doesn't make their claims legit.
DeleteAnd quotes from random high schoolers aren't exactly legit sources either. Not that any high schooler would claim perfection. We've all done silly stuff. Do you remember high school? It's the land of distortion and malicious lies.
DeleteIt was only a matter of time .
ReplyDeleteBristol will do anything to get Levi´s attention
ReplyDeleteSunny and Aunt Sadie must be laughing their asses off.
It could easily be true. Young people engage in sexting all the time with their cell phones. Bristol could have been busy giving the guy a blow job not noticing the cell phone................
ReplyDeleteFrom watching her on DWTS to her unreality show Bristol looks like she would be boring in the sex department. She has got to be the dumbest thing with two legs. If this was leaked by her in order to
ReplyDeleteRevamp her popularity and seek much needed media attention she craves, it's not going to turn out like the Kardashions. Palins have zero class, rude, crude and ugly inside and out. People from Jessie to the Johnstons have calked them out on their bogus lies, the Palins do their normal "victim" crap to turn the tables then a few years later...Walla, the truth comes out. I swear, if this tape is for real and it does work in her favor, I will have lost all hope with the human race. The Palins are just vile.
Here's my educated guess on how this undoubted TRAVESTY of skin and Arizona sports franchise paraphernalia came to assault our brains with images that are JUST NOT RIGHT-
ReplyDeleteI don't think Bristol/Sarah/a Palin handler released it in order to get the attention it will bring. Yes, it's true that Sarah and Bristol are bigger famewhores than the love child of Paris Hilton and Perez Hilton- but they already face a lot of (totally true) accusations about hypocrisy. I really don't think they would release a Bristol sex tape from a time she was actively employed as a very well paid abstinence advocate and was going on Oprah to say she wouldn't have sex until marriage.
So how DID such an abomination get out to the public? Either Gino is pissed that he told them he didn't want to be featured on the show anymore and they didn't listen to him. So he decided to speak up in a way nobody could ignore him.
Either that, or Bristol upgraded her phone and turned in/sold it, and the new owner had one of those restore jobs done. Bristol thought it was deleted but as Sarah can tell her- nothing is ever TRULY erased!
I HIGHLY doubt there is a sex tape. I highly doubt Bristol would even think about showing herself in anything but demure clothing. I highly bet "someone" read "something" and flew with it. Quoting the dirty makes you look stupid and mean.
DeleteOT: Borowitz tweet about McCain's statement today concerning Palin being a better candidate than Romney:
ReplyDeleteAndy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
'McCain: "Romney had all his money hidden in Switzerland. Sarah Palin was better, because she had never heard of Switzerland."'
doubtful. this rumor was probably started by the palins so now they can turn around and cry victim again - oh look how everyone picks on us, blah haters blah haters blah.
ReplyDeleteI find Kim K's fame trajectory to be distasteful, but she never claimed to be abstinent, let alone got paid to preach abstinence to others.
ReplyDeleteOh gack! Just when you think they can't get any worse, they do. Maybe it's just a rumor to pump the boring show, who knows.
ReplyDeleteIs it too crazy to think that this leak to The Dirty is to get Palin to STFU about Romney? Is it intended to get her to stay quiet and take her medicine? She hasn't played well with others and they're going to shut her down NOW. Finally. This leak is just a shot across the bow. They have a lot more.
ReplyDeleteI know, sounds like a conspiracy. Romney's team would do it though. They're more than capable.
But Palin is a vicious bitch with a major vindictive streak. It would be fun to watch. Marquess of Queensberry rules. NOT!!!!
HeHeHe. LOL. It serves a dual benefit as payback for John McCain. How dare the old goat state that Palin was a better candidate than Romney.
DeleteI hope I don't double post this comment.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that young girls these days think they invented sex. They think it's cool to be a slut. People have been have sex since the beginning of time and will continue to do so.
Hey kiddies, we too know how to have sex and also have "naughty parts", we just don't show them off to everyone. Have a little self respect and keep it private. Especially when you are as icky as Bristol.
The site is back up.......
ReplyDeletehttp://thedirty.com/2012/07/confirmed-bristol-palin-sex-tape/
Sun Devils jersey...LOL!....straight outta the trailer park!!!
I believe this story was leaked by the Palins' to try and generate interest in Bristol's failed reality show. The only way it'll get more viewers if they actually air the sex tapes.
ReplyDeleteBy the way I removed the reference about Sadie talking about a sex tape, as she called and said the Playboy guy was quoting somebody else and not her.
ReplyDeleteAnd to be fair Sadie never personally told me about a sex tape, others did, just not her.
As for Bristol being a party girl. I have talked to a few people who partied with her in Juneau and Wasilla, and let's just say that the idea of Bristol getting drunk off of one wine cooler is as ridiculous as believing she gained weight on DWTS from too many McDonalds hamburgers.
A sex tape wasn't mentioned in playboy and I highly doubt self conscious Bristol would ever even consider that. PRUDE.
DeleteSlander like this really does make bloggers look even worse.
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