BRISTOL PALIN teams up with two-time champ MARK BALLAS, who is returning for his 11th season.
You know considering the fact that EVERY SINGLE reality show that the Palins appear on ends up crashing and burning, you would think that the producers of DWTS would try to get this albatross off their program just as soon as humanly possible.
Though considering how the public has turned against the Palins lately that will no doubt happen all by itself.
OMG! That chin! I can't stop laughing!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Mark has a boner for barstool!
DeleteHeh!
Kristy Alley got Maks again! Maks can't stand barstool! I can't wait to see Kristi Dance all over barstools ass.
I don't have any words either just a bunch of questions, like...will viewers be able to recognize Bristol this season since she purchased a new face and had all the fat sucked out of her body? Since Bristol was already a finalist in season 11 and she can't pretend to be "the under dog" or "the innocent victim" how can she survive without the sympathy vote? Will she gain weight again this season? Inquiring minds want to know!!
DeleteNo words are necessary. Raucous, howling, screaming, rolling-on-the-floor, side-splitting laughter will suffice.
ReplyDeleteOT For what it's worth, it seems Sarah has cancelled her rented place at the Channelside Mall and won't be coming to Tampa. I wonder why?
ReplyDeleteThat info came from where? I ask in that there are many that are not credible.
DeleteReally? Would love to know more.
DeleteI only found this
Deletehttp://wtvr.com/2012/08/23/tampa-rnc-has-strippers-seeing-green/
Someone named "racefan" over at C4P had posted this. He said that he called the mall and they told him she had cancelled. Don't know if he's a "real" C4P or on of the army of "liberal infiltrators" that post there posing as SarahFans. He just be a troll pulling their leg.
DeleteAnonymous7:22 PM
DeleteWhy did she add more chin? It was already freaky long. Check out what it does to the rest of her face.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I don't think she added more. But if she had just lost weight before she did anything to her face? But no, lazy ass barstool put a take out tray in her chin and now that she is "meth-skinny" it juts out...WAY OUT!
Its almost as big as Mark's boner in that pic.
Ewwwww!
Appears the chin implant has had an extension.
ReplyDeleteStand her beside Jay Leno and you've got a contest for who has the longest ski slope.
I knew it, she is after Jay Leno's job... or his previous job.
DeleteWhy did she add more chin? It was already freaky long. Check out what it does to the rest of her face.
DeleteI'm sure it comes in handy, but for what?
DeleteThat facial expression makes both her and Mark's faces look long. Her chin is not different from before. There's just no face surrounding it.
DeleteBristol looks like a Kardashian in that photo and acted like Kate Gosselin on her reality show. She was humble and polite first time on DWTS. Now that she has been in the spotlight the last 2 yrs, will she be a diva for Mark to have to attempt to handle?
ReplyDeleteThe Kardashian's have some actual beauty and taste. Poor Mark. He is a dancer but she brings him down to her awkward wannabee trying too hard look.
DeleteThe Kardashians are abhorrent fame whores that have no redeeming qualities. Kim is famous for being peed on by RayJ in a sex tape and the rest of them just glommed onto her questionable celebrity. The Kardashians give nothing back to society, they only take. I'm certain given those standards that Bristol Palin thinks that looking like a Kardashian might be the "bees knees" however, they are peas in a pod in that they will be the first to go in an actual contest of brains or otherwise purposefulness.
DeleteShe wasn't a "diva",she was just lazy and whiny.
DeleteBristol looks comically disfigured and Ballas looks like he's thinking about the stove pipe.
DeleteLOL. You're all so bent.
DeleteBristol is the opposite of hollywood.
It sounds like she's a diva now based on back stage reports from her time in LA.
DeleteYou know who looks really weird? Bruce Jenner. Whenever I see him with Mama Kardashaian I just wonder why the plastic surgeon hated him so much. He and Billy Crystal look like plastic dolls, but worse.
DeleteI agree bruce jenner is a freak!
DeleteBut we are not talking here about bruce Jenner, now are we?
I hope she is the first to get kicked off!
Heh! Serve Mark right! The palin curse.
There are not enough palinbot left to cheat this time and Kristi & Shawn Johnson and the others have "Star power" vs barstool who just has a Big fucking mouth like her hag mother, and is a whiner & diva, also,too!
Kristy, if you think multiple plastic surgeries, selling over 100 photos of your child to tabloids and gossip sites, and appearing on four reality shows in three years is the "opposite of Hollywood"- perhaps your dumb ass ought to travel west of rhode island once in awhile.
DeleteBruce Jenner....
DeleteIt has been years and he was only recently able to address his mess of a face. Bristol is weaker and will take her lies to her grave.
She is a failure at Hollywood but VERY MUCH wants to be glam Hollywood worshiped as her fake humble brand and making the $$$$ Hollywood style. She just can't carry anything off. She is just a grifter.
DeleteI saw this photo on Malia Litman's blog in a bigger format. Bristol has totally F'd up her face. It really is grotesque now.
ReplyDeleteShe has a lawsuit against whoever did that to her. Hope she takes care of business, she is in for a lifetime of heart ache and pain.
DeleteA lawsuit against her doctor?
DeleteLink please?
Anita, I think the person meant only that Bristol has a case for suing the plastic surgeon, not that she IS actually suing.
DeletePersonally I don't believe she has a case. I found the reports of her refusal to listen to the surgeon's assertion that the implant she wanted would not suit her face at all- completely credible. If I recall, the doctor tried like hell to talk sense into Bristol and she simply refused to listen.
Did they photoshop that chin? She'd give Leno a run for his money.
ReplyDeleteOT. but Sarah is not speaking in Tampa, and wacko Sheriff Joe IS? My how far she has fallen if she is even less of a draw than the birther sheriff. Wonder if he'll reveal his 'evidence' in Tampa? Or just his insanity. What has happened to the GOP? They are all just plain nuts.
That is a hoot. Replaced by Sheriff 'CLOWN' Joe. It couldn't happen to a bigger fool. Go GOP. Replace stupid with stupid. Works every time.
DeleteIs her bottom jaw even attached to her top mandible any longer? Seriously, her bottom face doesn't even look like it belongs to her.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be photo shopped. SOMEONE IS PLAYING A CRUEL CRUEL JOKE ON BRISTOL. No way is that her real face. Why did they do that to her? She really needs to take care of those people for doing that to her.
DeleteHow would she take care of the people who did this to her? She asked for it.
DeleteI doubt Mark has a boner.
DeleteI wouldn't call her thighs and butt "massive." There is nothing wrong with having larger thighs and tush, as long as they are toned and in shape (some of us will never have model-thin legs, no matter how much we work out). Bristol looks like she has no muscle tone at all, which suggests she's been starving herself.
DeleteIts called "Speed". The family drug.
DeleteWhat happened to Bristol dressing modesty? I thought she made a big deal over how she refused to wear short outfits last time?
ReplyDeleteThat was her statement the first time on DWTS before it aired and before she slithered and slutted herself across the dance floor.
DeleteShe needs a new baby daddy so she has to slut it up.
DeleteShe was 6 months pregnant last time she was dancing, hence the "modest" costumes. Now she's anorexic and has her game on! Tiny clothing and all that! She will justify it thru her xtian blog....sometimes god just says "wear less clothing"....
DeletePersonally, I like how he is resting his boner against her.
Deletelol So right, SunnyVee! That takes either good acting or strong intestinal fortitude. Poor little mark!
DeleteMark did get one during season 8 in a dance.
Deleteanorexic? I doubt it. The Palin women just had a lengthy bout of lipo-suction. It appears she's had fat sucked out everywhere. Her legs don't even look the same as in the Tripp 'fuckhead' film.
DeleteBristol looks like a 40-year-old barfly in a Jennifer Love Hewitt costume. Not a good look, B.
ReplyDeleteHer face is unrecognizable; she seems to have developed ankles; not sure what to think of her butt. Either she's been toning non-stop, or it's been suctioned and lifted. Still has the giant Palin head, tho.
ReplyDeleteGIANT HEAD. Photo shop the butt. Who is responsible for the mess?
DeleteAnkles? I must have missed them for the huge butt and massive thighs.(My apologies to all women that are born with nice butts and shapely legs. And those that were born with strong chins. :) ) We all know that these Kardashian attributes do not come natually to the Palins. Sorry, that is genetics.
DeleteInspite of inheriting Sarah's really big head, Bristol used to be a cute girl.
p h o t o s h o p
DeleteDo you remember when she agreed to do the show the first time, she said she would be wearing unsexy clothing. We all saw what a lie that was.
ReplyDeleteDo you have a photo of the two of them back then, to compare that chin. In this picture it looks truly horrendous. Beauty colleges have places where the public can go and get their work done cheap in exchange for giving the students experience. Must be the same with plastic surgeons and Bristol got one who flunked out the next week.
I will say that she has lost a lot of weight..having a baby does that to a gal.
Red bull like her mommy. Adderall does wonders. Hope she is not also bulimic like Sarah who is now showing all her flaws like a big neon sign.
DeleteWhat's wrong with her chin? No seriously. That's very weird and unnatural. Imagine how she'll look in 20 years.
ReplyDeleteI wonder who told the two of them to do "fish lips". It's not flattering for either of them.
DeleteCome to think of it, that hilarious close-up of Bristol right after she had her chin done, posing at the Candies event in May 2011 -- that was "fish lips" too.
Maybe it was Mom, off camera, with bad (jealous) advice.
It'll be fun to see her blow up like a balloon like last time -- all that exercise had a strange affect on her body. Unless it was just another pregnancy -- and she cared nothing about the baby she was carrying.
ReplyDeletewould think she's taken care of getting pregnant - hoping she's been spayed
DeleteWTF is wrong with her cheeks and chin? Good God she looks like a wannabe Kardashian. Bristol Meth Hollywood. I remember when they called Levi Johnny Hollywood or something like that. I guess they were jealous he might make more money than they did and this reality TV grifter job. Now Levi has a real job and the Palins have become a freaking joke to the world.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for DWTS to air clips from her previous stint showing the stark difference in her looks after her plastic surgery binge.
I wish they would! But I am fairly sure that there has been SOME money invested to make sure that doesn't happen. Thanks, Mom!
DeleteMy guess is botox. That's why Mark Ballas' forehead shows expression and Bristol's doesn't. It looks as though the photographer asked them to make that specific facial expression but Bristol can only move the lower half of her face now. You can see it in Sarah, too, in her Fox interviews. It's sad to see so many women going that route these days.
ReplyDeleteBotox cannot explain the lower half of Bristol's face. Sorry, that is some giant plastic surgery going on there. What was she thinking?
DeleteShe is what 25 and she is already doing the botox? SAD dumb cub.
DeleteTrue story: I've never had my forehead Botoxed, but after 67 years I STILL don't have any forehead wrinkles.
DeleteI've always wondered if the doc who delivered me had the forceps turned the wrong way, and grabbed my head front and back instead of side to side.
It's saved me a lot of wrinkles, anyway. But I'd never Botox any part of my face, that's a given. It's a TOXIN, fergawdsake.
She isn't 25. She's only 22 now...but Tripp may be five or six.
DeleteKaJo, I am only a bit younger than you and I don't have wrinkles on my forehead either, no Botox. I am pretty sure the reason I have no wrinkles up there is that my face slid down and it's all hanging under my chin now.
DeleteThat may be one of her funniest photos. Both are pointing at strange chins. Her head is so much bigger than his. I thought she was small? She looks so large. Is it a plot for DWTS to make her look bad again. Usually people will catch on the first time. Next Bristol will be quoting GWB and his famous...
ReplyDelete"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
Too bad Bristol felt she had to change her face; her mother loves plastic surgery and how can the girls grow up to accept and love their God-given features if their mother keeps going under the knife and tries to look like a teenager?
ReplyDeleteThe Palin vanity would be ignored, but when Bristol posts and preaches her talk about God and his forgiveness, and can't see how her unnatural chin just reinforces the hypocrisy of her "walk", her blog posts fall flat. To Bristol, it's evident by her talk that life to her is all about having fun, dancing, doing reality tv, changing jobs whenever it suits her, jumping from fun enveavor to fun endeavor, never having to act responsibly or understand how others live with a lot less.
The preaching gets really tiring coming from a person who takes all liberties to change her looks, change her boyfriends, homes, locations, jobs, without a worry or concern for her child and others.
It's sad that the Palins just do anything to keep themselves in the spotlight, and do nothing of value, yet feel they are worthy to preach to others on how to live, and say they represent the bible's teachings. Forgiveness? It starts with the person who talks about it. Does Bristol still forgive those who have not asked for it? Did she show forgiveness toward Tripp's dad on Life's a Tripp? She's supposed to. Until she starts showing that she can walk that walk, she shouldn't preach it to others.
And the victim whining. She should put up or shut up.
Very well put! I'd tell her to "suck it up buttercup". Get a backbone, if you put yourself out there, you are fair game.
DeleteThat's the price of being a fame whore.
Sarah Palin is no more a christian than me. She doesn't act the faith - live it or talk it in truth! She's lied constantly and been nothing more than a fraud.
DeleteI personally think Hell awaits her. She's also a proven terrible mother and wife (Todd and Sarah's marriage is a total sham!) Everything she has touched has turned to crap!
Having lipo is not changing your face. She wanted to get the ball moving on weight loss, she had lipo. Then she started working out regularly and hiked a lot this summer.
DeleteBe happy for her. She looks lovely. Look at her indiv picture.
12:34 -
DeleteNo - she does NOT look lovely.
And, if she "hiked a lot" this summer, her legs would be toned.
anon @12:34
DeleteKrusty why do you lie for her?
Does she PAY you to lie or your just a sicko?
Lots of us here KNOW how to exercise.
Now Mercede exercised with weights and went on a diet and lost weight and used weights to shape her body for her photoshoot.
And she looked like a living doll for her shoot.
Barstool looks like a trout! Especially with that chin!
But barstool can't be bothered to do that. Fake takeout tray chin to make her face more "contoured" the plastic surgeon told her, and adderal----->meth to get skinny she don't need no stinkin exercise. Hey barstool, get off the speed! You will Beerfart on DWTS or end up in rehab with lilo!
Krusty quit lying 4palins!
Ok, so Bristol hasn't changed her face then. If you say so...
DeleteNot hiker legs.
DeleteDon't believe all the Palin lies. They are famous for fraud. They've been known to stuff a square pillow in belly area and pretend it is a real baby. They will fake hiking pics if they want to trick you. All they really want from you is to send money. Send as much as you can, they will love you. Silly to push their lies and propaganda now.
Yeah, she is a natural beauty and the DWTS show isn't fixed.
DeleteFYI
ReplyDeleteAbby Huntsman did an interview with Brian Williams about the 'Church' to air on Rock Center tonight.
Abby did not marry a Mormom. She married outside the Mormon faith.
A chin extension on a chin extension? I've heard of multiple layers of boobs but chin on chin?
ReplyDeleteChin on chin?
DeleteBrisket has a gay chin!!!!
That should be illegal. She looks awful. It was weird before. Why did she have another extension like that? They do have body dysmorphia.
DeleteLOL! But she looks SO much SLIMMER!
DeleteShe looks slimmer in parts. Curious why she couldn't get them to show her in proportion and slim everywhere. She is very distorted.
DeleteI saw her "Tripp" reality show, She IS very distorted. Delusional too!
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ReplyDeleteBristol had to try DWTS again without being pregnant. She was definitely pregnant the first time around. ijs
Libel and hate.
Delete12:34 Krusty again.
DeleteLibel and Hate...yep you have just described the palins!
They libel & hate all the time. Thanks for clarifying that krusty.
No, not libel or hate -- common sense observation.
DeleteShe wanted Kim Kardashian but got the Octomom look instead
ReplyDeleteOctomom is now looking much better than the Chin.
DeleteI like the Kardashian family far better than the Palin clan. They have so much more class, money and jobs! Plus, their Momma really loves and cares about each and every one of her offspring and it shows on their show.
DeleteNot so w/the Palin idiots! Sarah is so inept when compared to Kris Jenner.
I wouldn't hold Kris Jenner up as the ideal mom. She set up the deal for Kim's sex tape, after all. And she's been peddling her girls ever since. Not really "classy," but it's obvious she loves her kids. She's a crazy lady. Not as crazy as Sarah, but still not a model mother.
DeleteDamn.
ReplyDeleteI really like watching this dancing show...my personal guilty pleasure, as I find other reality shows to be the epitome of lame.
The only time I did NOT enjoy it, was to watch how the voting went so crazy when Palin's kid was on, and they kept her in the running well past the time she deserved...for POLITICAL reasons.
Way to screw up an otherwise enjoyable evening's entertainment, for the rest of the nation.
I can only hope the rabid rightwing extremists have lost interest enough, that this crummy dancer gets the boot in the first round.
The sad thing is that there are some amazing dancing "stars" on the show that I'd love to watch in the competition. Then, on the same stage, Bristol Palin, clomping around and stinking it up.
DeleteI don't think she'll get thrown off right away. Like her dad and like the first time around, she most likely has it written into her contract that she needs to make it through at least a couple of rounds, to save face and for the cash (of course). It will be an obvious embarrassment when she's moves forward to the next round.
Does anyone know if that IS possible?
DeleteMI?
Certainly "what's his face"(Jersey shore guy), would of wanted that also but he got booted after the second time?
"The Chin" is up against some heavy hitters...Kristy Alley is paired with max again...Kristy has had a life long battle with weight problems and turned to coke to loose weight way back when. She might try to befriend "The Chin", to talk some sense into her? But Max already knows what a flippin bitch she is so I hope he will clue her in. Remember Kristy has the whole scientology crowd on her side.
And Shawn Johnson, didn't Ballas have a boner for her also?
She is on again?
Barstool going to have actually dance, her whining and giving the haterz the middle finger will get her kicked off asap. I say round II!
I'm guessing Pam Anderson gets the boot first. It's obvious they want Bristol for the publicity and the spectacle. She has some power The first time around it was the star power of her mother and people watching to see how bad she is; this time it's only people who will watch to see how bad she is. Controversy and the chance to watch a train wreck fills the seats every time.
Delete6:27 AM
DeleteKristy is a scientologist, not such a good way to get drug free.
http://rockyblunder.blogspot.com/2012/08/they-lied-every-step-of-way.html
Damn. Look at this picture on the RockyBlunder site of Bri$tol from her previous DWTS appearance:
Deletehttp://rockyblunder.blogspot.com/2012/05/watch-out-for-second-generation.html
http://rockyblunder.blogspot.com/2012/05/watch-out-for-second-generation.html
DeleteDayum.
Her partner is a minion? Makes sense.
ReplyDeleteDid someone Photoshop a clevis on that girls face? Just wonderin'
ReplyDeleteBristol just does not have what it takes. She is trying to repair the damage from her other shows.
ReplyDeleteO/T Can someone explain why Fox won't help Sarah Palin? Everyone else gets glammed up to the nines. They all have that flawless make up look and then there is Sarah Palin looking unkempt and dirty. So why is it Fox is so cheap when it comes to Palin? They mention her name but don't they see what she looks like? It is not the Sarah from '08 when the RNC did her make up.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2192751/Secrets-Fox-Glam-One-woman-lifts-lid-networks-bold-make-look.html
It helps her play the humble, commonsense conservative "victim" that much more convincingly.
DeleteI wish they would furnish her with a few clean wigs. That would help the "humble, commonsense conservative victim" gig. Dirt is nauseating on Fox broadcasts.
Deleteshe is being interviewed from her cave in Alaska (fox paid for studio) - so she doesn't have access to the staff of makeup and hair professionals at the fox studio
DeleteGryphen and others may have insider info about hair, makeup and wardrobe for television. I pondered descriptions and film of how performers, hosts, guests arrive early to studios to be camera ready. I can't believe Palin received no allowance for hair, wardrobe or make up. Most of the time her clothing needs tailoring due to poorly fitting her.
DeleteI suspect Palin chose to take the money and DIY. She usually looks 'rogue' lol.
Allowance?The woman is taking them for millions every year..she can certainly find a cheap makeup artist in Alaska (oh wait, she did...Todd.) Even Fox knows how well she handled her clothing 'allowance' in 2008.
DeleteAnd you know. I wonder if some of those interviews were even in Alaska. She has spent her summer down here, annoying the rest of us. It is pretty simple to show that fake Alaska scene behind her in whatever studio she was in. She may be back now, getting the old bus wrapped for Tampa, but I doubt she was there in July or early this month.
Hey Sarah, who's raising your children now?
Palin has never had a good sense of style or how to do herself up. McCain's people did an amazing job pulling her together. But she's gone back to her bad taste in clothes and hair and makeup (not to mention all the plastic surgery).
DeletePalin also doesn't like outsiders sniffing around her business. There are too many secrets.
Fox is paying her a ton of cash, but she sure aint using it on a stylist, hair or otherwise.
Oh hell nos! Guys she got Wallows on the labtop giving her advice from AZ, doncha know!
DeleteShe don't need no stinkin' stylist! She haz wallows!
I remember Bristol and Willow when they appeared on Bristol's Reality TV show. Then, they found Hollywood shallow and vain, only caring about how people looked. It was so awful that they couldn't wait to get out of that superficial place. What hypocrites!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Bristol's new look will help her dancing.
Then they both went and had their midsections, ahem, worked on.
DeleteHow shallow. How vain. Only caring about how they look.
HAHAHAHA
On closer look, after I click on pic to view the real size, I see that Ballas's chin is just as pointy. Wonder if the photo was "shopped"?
ReplyDeleteOh, that's VERY possible knowing Palin's vainglory.
DeleteI hope so. They are both a wreck. Jokes on them I guess. Her face is destroyed if this is not photo shop.
DeleteBallas is making that O face to compensate for cosmetic surgery disaster that is his partner.
DeleteSorry everybody, but I just can't resist...
ReplyDeleteHey Bristol, why the long face?
Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha
DeleteLaughing so hard that I am choking!
DeleteROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
DeleteOh god !! She has that Mr. Ed horse face moose jaw thing going on.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but Mr Ed used complete sentences!
Delete"WIII-I-I-I-ILLLL-L-L-L-L-B-B-BURRRRR?!"
DeleteHey! Mr. Ed was cute!
DeleteI say she is trying to impersonate a "Rill Alaskan Moose"!
We got Mamma grizly and her cub Bullwinkle!
And HBO is airing "Game Change" again as I type this. Never forget, my IM friends! They'd sure love you to!
ReplyDeleteThey prob are playing it in honor of the RNC!
DeleteBwhahaahahahahaaaaa!
From the New York Daily News website story/pictures on DWTS: "Bristol Palin is getting her game face ready!"
ReplyDeleteROTFL
DeleteWhat Game, horseshoes?
9:13
DeleteAgain ROFL
Ooooh, burned by the Daily News.
DeleteLet me explain why Sarah Palin is not speaking at the Republican Convention:
ReplyDelete1. Bristol will be on DWTS
2. Todd earns his stripes
3. Life with Tripp
4. Sarah Palin's Alaska
5. Karl Rove: Having a Reality TV show is not the road to the Oval Office. (It is also not the way to be taken seriously as a political commentator).
6. Sarah's manic appearance on Greta's show
7. Sarah is a reminder of 2008
8. Sarah was well coached to give her speech in 2008. She will not take coaching, direction or any advice now.
9. Sarah brags about "going rogue." (Not at a Republican Convention you don't).
10. Scheduling conflict. Really? You didn't know which four days the Republican Convention was going to take place? And how about that mall space across the street? I guess the t-shirts and mugs got held up in customs.
Yeah, they chose the oh so sane Joe Arpaio over Sarah. Not sure if that says more about her fading star power, or that the entire GOP has been taken over by aliens.
DeleteWhen I look at that chin and head shape, all I can see is the Asgard alien "Thor" from Stargate SG-1..... although Thor had slimmer legs and hips and didn't wear shoes and sparkly dresses (not on camera anyway)
ReplyDeleteTruly, this has to be photo-shopped. Look at her HEAD! It's bigger than the guys head (whatever his name is, don't watch the show), it's way out of proportion to her body. The legs look "styled", this is weird. If it's NOT shopped, that girl has some major issues and a lawsuit directed to the plastic surgeon maybe? To use an old phrase...."She sure looks queer".
ReplyDeleteHer big chin looks extra long because she has her mouth open in a stretched "O".
DeleteI bet Mark loves that he only has to dance for TWO people now instead of three.
ReplyDeleteGryphen, in honor of Bristol's latest attempt at a new dance (the Amphetamine Shuffle) will you please, please, puh lee eee eeze do a feature on Bristol's interview with E! right after DWTS, the one where she was very obviously just days from expelling a human from her loins? Maybe use some of the comparisons from the palinproject Flickr?
I know TMZ stalks the contestants as they go to their cars after rehearsal- I would give my eye teeth for one of those guys to offhandedly ask "so, is it easier having her as a partner now that she's not pregnant?"
Amphetamine Shuffle. For more great dance moves there is nothing like Ketamine. There are some wild videos of how users think the can dance. They can go on and on until the Ketamine runs out. It is clear how Bristol will be working out this time. She won't be as heavy, that should lighten her up but can she actually improve? The shows with Palins are fixed, so we know how it will play, but how much actual improvement can she manage? That will be interesting.
DeleteTMZ will pretend to be a little antagonistic but they promote the Palin scams.
Nyah,
Deleteomg "the Amphetamine Shuffle" ROTFLMAO that IS a KEEPER!
I like the shoes she's wearing. And that's the only nice thing I have to say about her.
ReplyDeleteWell, Ihave some words. Whats up with the tree trunks? Jest askin'
ReplyDeleteAnd you spell good too! Besides your Misogonyst comment. She does NOT have fat legs.
DeleteIf you think they are, let's see yours? Send an attachment in your post here since you are so perfect and gorgeous
Besides her chin, she looms good. I like her dress. I hate her personality and shallow values and her lying.
Oh, yeahhh! She sure does seem to be looming over MarkB...
DeleteHer legs aren't huge, but neither are they toned. She has some major hugging dance tights on. Her face is ridiculous.
DeleteAnd YOU spell good too!
DeleteTo Anonymous9:30 PM:
DeleteJust because someone criticizes a female does NOT make it misogynistic. People like you think females can never be criticized, or you play the gender card. BRISTOL DOES HAVE TREE TRUNK LEGS.
She is just out of proportion. In that picture the legs do not look right. It is alright to critique the stylists and photo work that worked on this promotional image. The shoes are nice and many people have the cankles, that is just life. The dress is a grade C typical number, boring. For a fake Xtain too risque but she likes to play the controversy so I guess that works for her.
DeleteAs for THE CHIN I think someones are playing a wicked joke on her. Why would they feature the worst of her and accentuate it to the point of making her whole face look deformed? In real life she probably looks better. Not so weird anyway.
Why did they put her in a gorilla suit?
DeleteMisogynistic!
Sorry I thought I was Krusty for a moment!
why is MARK BALLAS dancing with Jay Leno?
ReplyDeleteBecause... the show is called Dancing with the STARS!
DeleteDWTS has changed format to "Dance with the Late Night Talk Show Hosts"
DeleteWhy did they shrink Ballas head and make Leno's so gigantic?
DeleteHaven't read the comments as yet, but my first reaction to the photo of Bristol and Mark was surprise at the size of her head and long face - long chin!!! She's thinner than last go around, but this isn't an attractive photo of her as to the head shot.
ReplyDeleteShe was prettier before she did the facial surgery.
Will this be 'another' Palin failure? Poor Bristol - being the daughter of Sarah and Todd Palin. She has so much to overcome!
"She was prettier before she did the facial surgery."
DeleteI think so too but she had to have it because people always thought she was pregnant all of the time before the surgery.
Look at that difference! It is amazing what adding on to your chin will do.
But, but, but... she's a star. The reality is, Bristol is an uneducated, dull, and crass teenage mom with no apparent skills and the personality of deadwood. Her mommy, the narcissistic grifter herself (also uneducated, crass, and dull... with a vicious mean streak), is trying to turn her into a cash cow. Bristol has ruined the symmetry of her face with the unfortunate plastic surgery but this is over the top. Photoshop?
ReplyDeletemy sentiments exactly.
DeleteYeah, the chin and other parts look odd, but what's with the pose?
ReplyDeleteAre they about to suck each other's fingers?
This can't end well!
Vote Kyle! And hope he wins the glitterball.
I think they were blowing on their finger guns...you know how when we were fove and playing cowboys...we'd shoot someone with our fingers and then blow on the 'gun.' I have no idea why, but we did...that's what it looks like to me. Oh, and that she is dressed for sex...again. I thought she was going to be the 'demure' one....hahhahhahah...she could be going to on eof those strip clubs in Tampa in that lace getup.
DeleteI think they are blowing on finger pistols.
DeleteBristol may not be afraid of life, but Ballas looks like he's afraid for his soul. That is one unhappy looking dude.
ReplyDeleteWay to be nice and strangely mental
DeleteYou would know all about strangely mental, wouldn't you?
DeleteThey didn't mention being pregnant, but Mail Online knows the score on the chin (below). But forget that...Where's the photos of the prince doing naked in Las Vegas?
ReplyDeleteBristol, daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, has reunited with professional partner Mark Ballas, who she danced to third place with during the 11th season two years ago.
Although this time, Bristol looks rather different. The abstinence advocate is a lot slimmer and facially looks different after undergoing 'corrective' facial surgery for 'medical reasons'.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2192390/Dancing-With-The-Stars-All-Stars-Bristol-Palin-Pamela-Anderson-set-samba-again.html#ixzz24RQXl5vZ
bwahaha - the Palins lied and said it was corrective dental work - I've never seen dental work that extended the chin, sucked the fat out of the cheeks and straightened the nose...but whatever.
DeleteThe Palins LIE LIE LIE. That is their way of life.
Maybe Mail will bring up the fabulous inheritance of great abs. Like mother, like daughter. How miraculous their bodies. Compare the flat tummy when Palin was about to pop with Triggy and the amazing weight gains and lose of the Pistol. When you think of all the Palin body shifting it is some story even with out a pregnancy or two or fake ones.
Deletelook at the picture of Pam's 40 something legs vs the Alaskan mother of mother's 21 yr old legs?
DeletePam works out at the gym. He legs are toned & shaped.
barstools look like play-dough.
She looks twice her actual age.
ReplyDeleteBefore she left for LA last time, Jessica gave her highlights, which were pretty. her natural dark hair now makes her look completely different. Other than that, she looks the same. While I hate duck lips, I like this quirky pic. Mark is known for it.
ReplyDeleteWho gives a flying fuck about her highlights and what you hate or love?
DeleteHahahahahahahah. She looks the same. Hahahahahahahahaha.
DeleteOh Olivia, Im sorry you're so unhappy.
DeleteI didn't get unhappiness from Olivia, just annoyance. It's most likely the reaction you're most used to.
DeleteSame as what? Jocelyn Wildenstein or Jay Leno?
DeleteI looked through all the photos and Bristol and Mark are the only ones with a goofy pose. I wonder why they chose that photo when all the other couples look so poised and serious.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Mark Ballas will be looking longingly over at Derek dancing with the beautiful, athletic, energetic Shawn Johnson while he has to drag Bristol Palin across the floor.
Bristol can't dance so they have to resort to gimmicks and tricks.
DeleteThe Jay Leno Chin is a sure gimmick to distract from her cloven hooves doing the same old 'I can't dance' routine.
Deletewow she loks like octomom jr
ReplyDeleteOctomom has more personality.
DeleteAgain I ask, how is she going to justify her weight loss and possible decent performance this time around as she is not highly pregnant? She looks nice in this picture.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she looks nice. She looks weird. I wouldn't guess this was the same girl from two years ago. I would think it was a 40-year-old female impersonator.
DeleteIt is the optical illusion caused by the chin. Nothing else has changed. BWAHHAAHAHA!!
DeleteLooks to me like they are blowing the smoke from the tips of each others "six-shooters".
ReplyDeleteThat is what that is suppose to be. Thank you. I thought they were just saying look at our chins.
DeleteWho made the final call to go with that photo? I am sure they have good eyes and knew how it would look at a quick glance. Bristol trusts these people for all the costumes? The damage is no doubt done and she can't get a re-do. People will watch to see all they ways they play with her.
They are both blowing the smoke from their guns. I don't like Bristol, but it seems everyone is seeing flaws b/c they want to.
ReplyDeleteNo - we are seeing a freak.
DeleteSo, you don't see the chin?
Deletewe are looking at and seeing a bad photo session and bad photoshop.
DeleteHer face looks bizarre, like she's wearing a mask of someone else. I thought she was a nice, average pretty girl before, and she had a cute little chin.
ReplyDeleteI disagree with the comments about how chunky or fat-looking she or her legs are. She looks normal (disregarding whether the photo has been edited in any way).
But that face. How could she have hated looking at her own nice little face every day enough to install a stranger's face?
It is not that the legs are fat. They are not quality. You know they would give her definition and sexy legs if they liked her. For a Walmart calendar gal the thick thighs with little calves and the cank is fine. Allegedly she has been hiking and is in a major dance show where legs matter.
DeleteThe legs are EPIC FAIL for a promo shot like that. It is photo shopped and there is no excuse. Maybe they did slim them down but the point is they did not give her the best legs for this ad.
Clearly they wanted her to have a freaky clown like appearance with the way they worked the face. That chin is brutally fugly.
All of the other females are "shiny" and exfoliated and have muscle definition in their legs. Bristol's legs aren't defined, or tanned and they don't look shiny and moisturized like the other womens'.
DeleteDWTS casting probably look at Bristol, see that there are people who currently devote their waking lives to collecting every bit of info on her, reposting it and weighing in diligently, and say hello! We could do a lot worse for free publicity, with all the obsessed bloggers out there!
ReplyDeleteDoctor, heal thyself
Delete(or perhaps you have even less self-awareness than even Sarah Palin)
You WASILLABILLY Palins can only depend on BLOGGERS to give you free publicity, the MAINSTREAM MEDIA is laughing at you GRIFTERS.
DeleteYou should try to learn from the OBAMA'S how to raise a normal Family with an education.
But you Palins hate Education and Teachers, and it shows anytime you open your mouths. You have used sex and having ILLEGITIMATE BABIES to make a living. If you had to go to work at a 'RILL' job, you all would fail. Goodbye to you GRIFTERS, you are DONE. Real Americans don't respect High School Dropouts
who have no desire to improve their educations.
Every good reality show needs their token Ho in order to attract viewers. Bristol answered the call to "serve". Once a Ho, forever a Ho. Bristol, just ask your mother.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why her dwts staff friends are thrilled to see her. Ive got names. Do you?
DeleteDidnt think so.
Oh, please, give us some names. Give them to us right now with contact information so we can verify. Otherwise your words don't mean a thing.
DeleteYou must be the "IN-THE-KNOW" Troll who idolizes the UNWED TEEN MOTHER with no talent. Bristol Palin is a Laugh attraction and nothing more. The Palins are DONE. Bristol-UNWED MOTHER MORE THAN ONCE, WILLOW- UNWED MOTHER,
DeleteSARAH-DRUG ADDICTED UNEDUCATED, GOP UNWANTED SKANK, TODD-TWO-TONED UNTALENTED, UNEMPLOYED PIMP DADDY the most DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY OF GRIFTERS IN THE U.S.A.
"dwts staff friends" want a paycheck. They best be convincing about liking her. She may be kissing butt playing nice this time around. Look how they dressed her last time. She was a total joke.
DeleteCome to think of it, I wouldn't say "staff" did her any favors with the current pic. Too much CHIN, total deformity if you enlarge and they did not do her leg right.
Hey Piglin, did I hit a nerve?
DeleteWhen will Bristol's 15 minutes be up? She has nothing to say, she can't act, she can't dance, her reality show showed that she can't parent. She can't write; her blog is ghost written by the person who ghost wrote her book. Every time that Nancy says that Bristol is praying, I wonder who is actually doing the praying-- Nancy, the Christian author, or Bristol, the wannabe celebrity. Please get her off the stage.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tinyurl.com/Brisket-long-face
ReplyDeleteWhy the long face, Bristol?
Her face resembles that picture The Scream. That chin of hers has taken on a life of it's own.It looks like it keeps growing. It is Grotesque!!!!
ReplyDeleteI was think the same thing.
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