Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Bristol Palin, the Mama Grizzly's favorite little hypocritical clone, continues her Moosepoop-a-palooza.

It is essentially the same pack of lies the Bristol told before, with a few added rationalizations and exaggerations, only this time she is invading Levi's turf by talking to the Insider:

"I think I've just grown up a lot in the last two years," (All evidence to the contrary presented in her "reality show" aside.)Palin said when asked to compare her two experiences on the dancing show. "I'm not just like a little a kid anymore....I think that's just going to add to the performance factor a bit." (Oh, so this time she is actually going to dance, instead of letting Ballas drag her around the dance floor?)


The daughter of former Alaska governor, Sarah Palin, turned 20 during her first appearance on Dancing and will turn 22 during the upcoming All-Stars season. Alongside her maturation, Palin has also improved her physique but wouldn't share her secrets to getting fit. (Giving birth, a chin implant, and liposuction. How hard is that to say?)



"I've been more active now. My son's three-and-a-half so he's running all over the place all the time," she said. "[I'm] just chasing after him...I'm just a lot more active; [I] can't spill my secrets, sorry." (She "can't spill her secrets?" Gee I wonder why THAT is? Does ANYBODY really believe you lose that much weight by chasing your three year old? Please!)


Although she wouldn't unveil her diet and fitness regimen that helped her get fit, she reveled in the result of her efforts and believes that her new figure will help her on the show. "I think it's going to be a lot better this time around because there's a lot more confidence," (Translation: No monkey suit!) said Palin, who is paired once again with Mark Ballas as her professional dance partner. "I think that that will show in the dancing." 

Palin expressed delight to be reunited with Ballas, who won the Mirrorball Trophy with her fellow All-Star competitor Shawn Johnson. 

"I don't know how I would do it with anyone else," she said. "He knows how to work with me and he has lots of patience with me. I think it's a good working relationship, definitely." 


In other words HE knows to keep his mouth shut and she can trust him not to spill the beans about her many, many secrets.

Yeah I still have serious doubts, without the backing of Mom's now disinterested supporters, that Bristol will last much past the first episodes. Which means that IF we see her advance past the first few rounds of elimination that we KNOW Sarah has somehow pulled some strings, or done something to "satisfy" a producer or two, enough to have them keep her terminally untalented daughter on their show.

248 comments:

  1. wakeUpAmerica4:12 AM

    I suspect she's been taking lessons.

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      Groan, on the DWTS Facebook page today, you guys aren't exaggerating about Kristy Patullo.

      Kristy Patullo Super excited! Go Team Ballin!!!
      1 hour ago LIKE

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    2. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Bristol's weight lose regime, wtf? What diet and fitness regime?....She took a visit to her plastic surgeon's office and had a fat removal session!! Why is she trying to act like she's got her own secret diet and exercise regime? She went with Willow to have her fucking fat removed during an episode of her crappy reality show!

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  2. Sally in MI4:13 AM

    Secrets? Bristol? Sorry, dear, it is no secret that you were pregnant two years ago. The secret is what did you do with the child? And your "three year old" is closer to five, is he not? Has he charmed the DWTS crew with his clorful language? I do hope there are no black crew or staff, as we know how your family feels about them. But good luck, Princess. I will not be supporting this fake show.

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    1. Anonymous6:57 AM

      That pic above the new pic, she looks horrible!
      Yes, she can't share her secrets of losing weight, b/c she would have to tell the world she is a speed freak!
      Watch out Barstool, you might Beerfart out at DWTS!
      And her doing "Birkram yoga" that's a krusty fantasy!
      I say she will show it all, in revealing clothes b/c that's all she has now a "thin body". She doesn't have a mind, a personality, or brains.
      She is a empty vessel.
      She HAD to have Mark b/c he is the "one" who knew she was preggo!
      She's still a gross person. That chin, and big head!
      Her legs are still fat from non exercise. Her exercise climbing into her Huge gas guzzling SUV/Truck "rig" as stoopid sara calls it.
      Fuck all the paylins, they are "Valley tRasH"!

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  3. Once again Bristol has picked up one of momma's grossly annoying habits- "craft an entire wordsaladtastic narrative just to be able to hammer home a single lie which supports the house of cards her scam(s) is built upon".

    In this case, it was pointing out Tripp is "three and a half". Even Bristol's own "fans" aka the heat rash pimples on the posterior of humanity, are starting to say things like "OMG he's HUGE! What a big healthy boy!"

    Just like her dimwitted mother, Bristol shines a light on that which she aims to keep quiet and hidden- saying "I can't reveal my secrets" is only BEGGING people to ask questions about amphetamine pills and lap-band surgery. Why not just say "I make much better food choices now and of course chasing after a high energy boy like Tripp doesn't hurt!"

    Instead she's gone the Star Jones route- displaying an extremely slimmed down physique and not being honest about how she attained that physique. And if you recall, public opinion turned heavily against Star Jones after she lied about having a gastric bypass and saying it was "Pilates" which took her from 300+ pounds to a size six in less than a year.

    But returning to my main point- Bristol is desperate for people to buy that Tripp is only three- if people start speculating about Tripp's real age, that would lead to people questioning TRIG's real age.

    I suspect we will see a huge "fourth" birthday party for Tripp just to once again point out how "young" he is.

    Gryphen, please post the still shots of Bristol from the interview she did with E!/Giuliana Rancic right after DWTS. The stage of her pregnancy is so obvious, it's actually comical.

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    1. Anonymous6:21 AM

      Nyah4:43 AM... "But returning to my main point- Bristol is desperate for people to buy that Tripp is only three- if people start speculating about Tripp's real age, that would lead to people questioning TRIG's real age.

      I suspect we will see a huge "fourth" birthday party for Tripp just to once again point out how "young" he is."
      ----------------------------------------
      It would be interesting to know what baby they used to play the role of Tripp in her interview with Greta.


      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDhtiJreaKk

      How do the facial characteristics compare with Tripp's?

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    2. I don't remember that video & I watched it without sound (can't listen to Sarah).

      Sarah dominated the video - Bristol hardly got a word in - couldn't see the baby's face at all.

      Why was Sarah running around in the dark instead of sitting at the table for the interview?

      Why was Bristol bottle feeding her new babe - who obviously didn't want to be fed at the time anyway.

      And I thought Bristol looked rather sweet with her original chin - whoever talked her into the new version has serious issues as to how women should look.


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    3. Anonymous7:50 AM

      I kept expecting SNL to do a skit on that bizarro interview where Sarah just happens by with Bristol's "Joy" and crashes the interview in a standing, crouched position. It was hilarious and damn awkward.

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  4. Anonymous4:47 AM

    Bristle, so predictable.
    You provided the answer to your weight loss regimen:

    "I can't spill my secrets"
    so, you are eating up with anxiety and fear that the whole house of cards will fall down and make a huge mess on the kitchen floor.

    Who could eat with all the baggage you carry? Knocked up at what 14?15?16? Tri-G, your baby that mommy stole? You and Levi playing house and you getting knocked up again? Mommy faking it for YOU to save and advance her career?

    Again, Hell, no one could be able to eat with all that hidden horror. It's a wonder you can even keep yourself hydrated let alone nourished properly.

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    1. Anonymous6:39 AM

      Did she forget she had a procedure on television?Who cares if she had lipo. It's not uncommon and it's not like she's maintaining it with more activity.

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  5. Anonymous4:54 AM

    Can't reveal her secrets about how she has slimmed down? Diet? Liposuction? Surgery? A nip and a tuck?

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  6. Anonymous4:56 AM

    She won't spill her secrets? Hahaha!

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  7. Anonymous5:19 AM

    Didnt she get that fat freeze thing on her show? I can understand her not wanting to get into all that...

    I know nothing about that, but I do know she hikes a great deal. And the Bikram yoga she enjoys.

    I predict shell be voted off week 2. There are 11 stars whove not only won or reached the finals but have some serious fan bases and are good.

    Pam Anderson's a toss up, but she could edge B out.

    I understand dwts wanting her. All about ratings.

    Im sure Sarah was shocked shed do it again, though theyre a people who regrets nothings.

    This is the time where more and more interviews will be done. At least Bristol's more natural. And she's certainly 2 years older.

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    1. Anonymous5:54 AM

      Shut up.

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    2. STFU Krusty! It's too early for your stupid shit today!

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    3. Anonymous6:06 AM

      If they regret "nothings," they certainly regret YOU, 5:19 AM!

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    4. Anonymous6:55 AM

      Regrets nothing's???? ROFL!
      Bristols more natural?? Really?? WTF are you talking out? She looks and is plastic with the
      The elongated chin- implant and bony bobble head body.

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    5. Anonymous7:37 AM

      6:39 AM Did she forget she had a procedure on television?Who cares if she had lipo. It's not uncommon and it's not like she's maintaining it with more activity.____________

      Just because they will come up with some footage of Brisdull hiking and doing yoga that is only proof she is a poser. Not an avid hiker or the yoga that she will feign. I can't wait to see the crap they produce, she should have better worker bees by now and able to put out more convincing material.

      The television procedure was crap for a show and to start damage control on her weight. She still didn't come out with full or true story. She does nothing to promote the Redbull and her crap diet, they keep that covered up. She might sound like Michelle Obama is she showed a heath sensible side to her story.

      No one cares if she has staples, a band or lipo. People care about the ongoing conspiratorial frauds that have been going on to deceive the public. Never forget this POS in the grey.
      http://www.theatlantic.com/daily-dish/archive/2008/12/a-fourth-picture/207848/

      The whole family is too dumb and pilled up to have regrets. Medications do not only keep them skinny, the medications keep brains in a fog. Watch them self destruct before your eyes. Unless you are a bot, then stay in denial with these false idols.

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  8. Anonymous5:21 AM

    I am sick of all Palins being on TV and in the news.

    Please, just go the fuck away.

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    1. Anonymous6:02 AM

      To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson - Bristol, GO THE FUCK AWAY.

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    2. Anonymous7:04 AM

      I hope she falls on her (now skinny) amphetamine azz!
      We should start calling her "Amphetamine Annie"!
      SPEED KILLS
      Just ask Beerfart, and that goes for YOU Baldy aka Amphetamine Sarah.

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    3. Anonymous8:29 AM

      Perfect.... SPEED KILLS and what a vile way to go.

      Here is a story of a young woman who was on America's Next Top Model. It came out later that she was using while on the show. You can see how television deals with addicts. DWTS is not screening Bristol Palin, they will go along with the hiking and cosmetic ruse. Infact, they are part of the problem when she lies about her "weight" and whatnots. The television industry needs to detox and come clean about their part in promoting these miscreants. It is not helping anyone and it is destroying a heathy viable culture. The world sees these poor examples like Jael Strauss and Bristol Palin and they do judge America by these bad television decisions.
      http://rosettizone.blogspot.com/2012/09/this-story-blows-away-all-those-faces.html

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    4. Anonymous12:00 PM

      Dang, 8:29! what an interesting blog!

      saved for later!

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    5. Anonymous3:39 PM

      Jael Strauss is Bristol's peer group. Television and dopes.

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  9. Dis Gusted5:24 AM

    She can't talk about how she changed her figure because she is still lying about the liposuction etc.

    She ONLY had a jaw realignment, doncha' know.....

    People who honestly lose weight love to tell how they did it. They talk about the exercise regime, which diet and the problems they had WORKING to take the pounds off.

    Bristol follows in the swag hag's footsteps all the way. Sarah constantly had abdominal liposuction even when 7 months pregnant..
    (rolling eyes).


    The doctors must have had to use a vacuum cleaner with Bristol, because they sucked her legs, her belly, her back, and her arms. Her face was resculptured.

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    1. Anonymous6:18 AM

      Exactly!!
      People LOVE to tell how HARD THEY WORKED to get in shape.
      THERE ARE NO SECRET S TO WEIGHT LOSS, YOU DUMB BITCH!!!
      It is literally diet AND exercise!

      You are soooooo pathetic!!
      Bwahaha!!!!!!!

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  10. Anonymous5:27 AM

    "I grew tremendously in my early months as mayor." Sarah Palin on facing a recall in her first term as Mayor, where the local paper accused her of confusing her Inaugural with a Coronation.

    Yeah, if Sarah's ever demonstrated growth and maturity in her lifetime, then I'm sure Bristol also too can grow. . .[snark, for those that don't get it.]

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    1. Anonymous12:05 PM

      "I grew tremendously in my early months as mayor." Sarah Palin on facing a recall in her first term as Mayor

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      O christ, if ONLY those fukin' men woulda left that dumb bitch barefoot and pregnant (with another man's baby...)

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  11. Anonymous5:30 AM

    The pee pond already has set up numerous fake accounts to stuff the ballot box again. Aren't you proud, Palin TRIBE? You can only advance by cheating. How utterly x-tian of you.

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    1. Anonymous6:31 AM

      Um, there's no such thing as cheating at dwts. And what you described would not be enough to keep someone on the show for 10 weeks.

      And it's not like other contestants don't have the same activity occurring. The other stars constantly have twitter campaigns going and their own ways of getting fans.

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    2. Anonymous6:56 AM

      We on the blogs need to rally and take some for the team. Let's stuff the ballot boxes for the other contestants and get this skank whore off our TV. I never watched the show before. I relied on what the blogs posted, but I'd be willing to vote for others this time around as long as we can get her off in the first round, second tops.
      Any takers?

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    3. @6:31
      The others have fans - Bristol has the same few people voting multiple times - that is cheating - republicans have such strange ideas about reality.

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    4. Anonymous12:38 PM

      From what the producers said at the end of Bristol's last season was that there could no longer be "ballot box stuffing" as they had completely revamped the voting system.

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    5. Anonymous2:02 PM

      12:38 PM

      If they say so it must be true.

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  12. Anonymous5:30 AM

    Is she going to show her half-assed enthusiasm when the camera's are on her? The Palin's are notoriously negligent on their contractual obligations.

    Mark is going to give himself a hernia and an aneurism, working double to make her look good during performances AND coddling her fragile ego. Look for oodles or vomit-inducing affection all around and spark talks of a love-affair once again from the hobbling remains of the Palin Earthquake supporters.

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  13. Anonymous5:39 AM

    She was a porker!

    She looked like a girl who was accumulating baby weight or she ballooned from prescription drugs. She definitely looked like she was retaining a lot of water or whatnot.

    Now that Bristol is all 'that' and feels over-confident about the way she looks, this second DWTS experience may still prove to be unsatisfactory to her. She is a diva, plain and simple. The way she described herself to Insider sounds like a still immature woman who has a lot to learn about how NOT to brag about oneself. Her self-admiration is a bit too much. And all she could muster about Mark (who is a saint to endure her again), is that their relationship was blahblahblah, because he knew her well, he has lots of patience with me-me-me-me.

    Her obvious narcissism came through; she couldn't give Mark one compliment, or describe how talented he was or how humbled she was to work with him.

    Folks, I expect lots of Palin drama on that show that will spill out now that Sarah is no longer significant. I think the other contestants will talk this time.

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    1. Anonymous6:07 AM

      Exactly - if she were able to say something like, well, between taking a full load of courses at community college, being a full time mom, making sure I have enough cash to cover my college education, Tripp's daycare, and save for his college, while setting up an independent life for us in Omaha (or somewhere) and still spending quality time with my son, I've been pretty busy and not able to indulge in front of the TV at night. And like Michele Obama says you have to get them to eat right from the start, so cooking healthy foods for Tripp has also changed my diet habits.

      Now that would be a mature, intelligent response - which is why Bichtol didn't say it.

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    2. Anonymous6:19 AM

      Aww, she was only porky bc she had a piglet!

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    3. Anonymous6:29 AM

      Funny, she wasn't that big in finals week when she wore that black things for the freestyle. Bigger than now, but not big. You just insulted actual overweight people who have difficulties losing it.

      Bristol had that freeze-fat things from her show, that says fat will fall off 6 weeks later.

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    4. Anonymous7:40 AM

      6:29 AM

      We have a bridge to sell you.

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    5. Anonymous10:20 AM

      LOL! to the bridge people. :)

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    6. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Is it a bridge to nowhere?

      I think there's one in Alaska for BARGAIN BASEMENT PRICES!!


      Call 888-Toad-SUX

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  14. Anonymous5:45 AM

    She claimed she didn't lose weight the first time because she was so active before she started dancing. Yet she's telling us she's more active now than she was before, so that's why she lost weight? Head, meet desk.

    I think this time she's going to show more boob. She was oddly covered up at the top last time, showing all of her legs. I think that was because they had to pad her bust to disguise her huge pregnant stomach. This time, that won't be necessary. Of course, this time she's so thin she doesn't have tits, either. But I bet we see more arms, shoulders, and skin.

    I still want to know what happened to that DWTS baby. Did she give it away? If so, what an awful mother. Women give away babies because they are economically incapable of supporting them. This bitch gave hers away because it was bad for her image. What a loathsome person.

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    1. Anonymous6:14 AM

      Take a look at what Tripp has become. If Bristol gave another one of her kids away let's hope she did it a favor.

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    2. Anonymous7:46 AM

      did she give her DWTS baby to Track & Britta?

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    3. Anonymous12:09 PM

      where's willow's kid?

      hope the poor thing doesn't have any Alcohol/drug related issues b/c mommy is a complete and total fuk-up. Oh, and mommy's a nasty bitch, too (we've seen how she "parents" Tripp...Faggy faggot acting all faggoty".


      Priceless.

      Awesome...

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    4. Anonymous1:43 PM

      6:41

      It only matters what Levi thinks of what Tripp became.

      If Levi is now silent and uses the girl baby as a distraction or goes along with the happy Palin family meme we will know they are all in cahoots one way or another.

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  15. Anonymous5:46 AM

    We look forward to the tongue dancing in her mumbling speech, remembering to mention God and whatnot, how hard it is to be a single, but maturing young single mom, playing with her hair, sweating and out of breath because even though she's thin for the time being, she's out of shape but hiking mountains in her sleep in her vibrant life there up in Alaska where we would talk about her anyway so she might as well dance and have fun. . .

    Guess what Bristol, if you wouldn't keep shoving you and your son down our throats every day, we wouldn't talk about you. See how that works?

    You untalented, uneducated, lying, Palinesque embellishing, lazy-ass monosyllabic fame whore.

    Did you get your hair school degree yet or did you graduate early without actually having to attend classes? How much does Sarah PAC pay you to do Mama Grizzly's hair in her home studio?

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    1. Anonymous6:23 AM

      Great comment!

      Distract Distract Distract

      WIW ~

      WHERE.IS.WILLOW?

      Maybe her and Sunny were able to share a maternity room!!!

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    2. Dis Gusted7:47 AM

      she should have popped by now - she was huge when she dumped her boyfriend

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  16. Anonymous5:47 AM

    Mark my words the next thing coming down the pike will be a get fit with Bristol Palin diet and exercise book. The writing is on the wall. God knows she needs to do it, that kid is gonna need a chin implant soon and what with her her own to maintain and then needing to switch out the kid's as he grows, it's gonna cost some bucks.

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    1. Anonymous6:24 AM

      I don't understand why people think she had a chin implant. Her chin in literally the same as it's always been. There's just no fat surrounding it.

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    2. Anonymous6:24 AM

      Krusty! Didn't I tell YOU to STFU! Nobody cares what you think stalker!

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    3. Anonymous7:00 AM

      Because she DID have a chin implant. Why do you keep lying. The first plastic surgeon refused to do what she wanted to she found a second. The second one was not ethical. The first one told her that his is a huge mistake-she was mad and found a hack to do it. All common knowledge in AK.

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    4. comeonpeople7:06 AM

      6:24 Bristle has Chuckles Heath's unfortunate receded chin line (so does Tripp btw). You can lipo that thing til the cows come home, but it is still receded.
      Surgery to break the jaw and move it forward or an implant is the only way to unreceded a receded chin. Breaking the jaw is major surgery with a long recovery time. Bristle didn't have that surgery. Her jaw would be wired for a long time.

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    5. Anonymous7:07 AM

      Ya, like the fat around yer head Krusty!
      Fuck off!
      She had a flippin take out tray inserted, you idiot!

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    6. @6.24
      HAHAHA - look at the video linked above - that isn't the same chin - for goodness sake
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDhtiJreaKk

      Republicans have poor eyesight as well as difficulty telling the truth? Must be lack of healthcare - can't afford eye tests.

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    7. Anonymous8:53 AM

      No one cares if Bots cannot admit to the obvious chin piece. The work done is very clear. Anyone can see she looks like a young Jay Leno. No one cares about those that can't admit the obvious.

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    8. Anonymous10:39 AM

      She had a silicone implant put on her receded chin to create the jutted out chin. that's how they do it. Like a boob implant, only smaller and on your chin.

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    9. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Except this implant is a huge ugly protruding thing. I’d ask for my money back.

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    10. Anonymous11:52 AM

      Any surgeon who would perform "elective!" plastic surgery on a 20 year old IS unethical. Her face would have naturally slimmed as she physically matured. Now her chin implant looks just like what it is - a fake appendage that does not fit the rest of her face.

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    11. Anonymous12:13 PM

      @7:15- Loooong look between Sarah and Bdull when GVS says that
      Bdull "sprung the interview" on Sarah, and bdull wanted to talk about teen pregnancy.

      Uh, yeah.

      So either Bdull attempted to USURP her mother's authority(!!!!!!!!!!!!)

      or Crazy bitch Sarah made a point to make it seem like Bdull was "taking charge" of her life and arent' we all so fucking proud of her spreading her legs and getting knocked up!

      It's not like *anybody* can just get pregnant, right, Snooki?

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  17. Gryphen said...

    "we KNOW Sarah has somehow pulled some strings, or done something to "satisfy" a producer or two,"

    Me thinks ole Baldy still has some "tricks" up her sleeves!

    Good old Baldy...still using the oldest profession in the book! Who said she doesn't work hard for the griftin'! LOL!!

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    1. Anonymous6:24 AM

      Gina,
      Puh ~ lease!!
      Baldy could not GIVE that dried up smelly shit away!
      U crazy, girl!

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    2. Anonymous7:09 AM

      LMAO!
      But you know what they say.... any port in a storm or put a bag over the head...

      In the dark he could fantasize about the 08 VP giving him a BJ not the dried up prune methface in front of him :)
      Take that Baldy! & Krusty and Barstool!

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    3. Anonymous8:59 AM

      Baldy has access to Tawd's hookers, she's too dried up herself.

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    4. Anonymous10:24 AM

      Her chin in literally the same as it's always been. There's just no fat surrounding it.





      just not figuratively the same lol!!

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    5. SAlly in MI10:51 AM

      Is that code for 'living life vibrantly?' Sarah's new favorite word?

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    6. Anonymous11:54 AM

      IMHO Sarah is frigid. She just like to tease. Whatever strings Sarah pulled, it would most likely be blackmail or bribery.

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    7. Anonymous12:19 PM

      I looooove that the Palin defender Troll is basically calling bdull FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      for which Trolly has lambasted posters here time and time again.

      So was it an implant,

      or was she just FORMERLY FAT, FATTY, FAT??

      And HOW does that mesh with her *extensive and rigorous* , ahem, basketball practices, eh?

      Have we SEEN a pic of Bdull *IN* a basketball uniform?

      My God, we know how levi slipped her the "hot beef injection" (h/t Breakfast Club!),

      does Scarah think a pic of Bdull in her high school basketball uniform would be toooooo invasive?? Even the single portrait??

      ugh. this family is such a sad fucking bunch of LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!

      What. the. FUCK. is up in Alaska that you guys picked THIS FAMILY to be your FIRST FAMILY of the STATE?!?!?


      AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Oh, yeah,

      FUCK YOU, JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  18. Anonymous5:57 AM

    "I'm not just like a little a kid anymore....I think that's just going to add to the performance factor a bit." (Oh, so this time she is actually going to dance, instead of letting Ballas drag her around the dance floor?)
    ---------------
    Nah. jus means the costumes will be sleazier and instead of dry humping ... who knows? ICK. WOn't be watching Bitchtol's porn audition.

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    1. Anonymous6:27 AM

      I'm, like, totally more mature now. Now I don't respond to haters; I just have Tripp call them faggots, because, like, YOLO.

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    2. Anonymous7:10 AM

      Sleazier is right!
      We see octomom doing porn, next the BristolPornShow!

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  19. Anonymous6:25 AM

    The weight gain ended after her trip to Haiti; where hospitals and birth records would not be public.

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    1. Anonymous11:58 AM

      So you think she delivered her baby in Haiti and gave the child to Franklin Graham to put out for adoption to some Xtian family? Makes sense to me. Seriously, she couldn't have that third pregancy go public now could she? So who is speculating on who the baby's father was?

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    2. Anonymous12:21 PM

      Bdull wasn't *nearly* big enough in Haiti. It was deflection, though, for sure.

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  20. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Although I never watched her show, all the footage that was ever shown of her show with trip, bristol was sitting on her butt; never once saw her "chasing after" or playing with her son.

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  21. Anonymous6:36 AM

    OMG what a crock of lies she tells. Ladies when are you most active with a child? When they are walking and about the timee she was on DWTS toddlers that are getting into everything and touching everything. Not when they are 4/5 yrs old they are big enough to play with friends and can keep themselves occupied. The big reason she stated before why she gained weight was she was so active and was in such good shape that the workouts were less strainious than her regular life, and she was so used to basketball practices.. Now someone hold her to those stupid statements. Even this time when asked about how much they practice she didn't know what to say and left that up to Mark, what to say. I really don't want to watch this show with her and Mark I've gotten to where I can't stand hin either. I wish they had it where you vote for who you want off!

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    1. SAlly in MI10:49 AM

      Yes, she was 20 last time, and 2 years out of high school, plus she didn't play the year she left Wasilla because of 'mono,' so when was the last time she practiced and played any basketball? Seriously, Bristol, that was a pretty obvious lie.

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    2. Anonymous12:00 PM

      I believe the last time she played basketball was in Juneau in 2007 - before the birth of her first child - Trig.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous12:35 PM

      @1200- STFU, moron.

      show us a fucking picture

      Delete
    4. WakeUpAmerica1:45 PM

      Anonymous12:35 PM
      @1200- STFU, moron.

      show us a fucking picture

      ARE THERE PICTURES OF HER FUCKING? Oh you meant.....

      Delete
    5. Anonymous1:46 PM

      I was told the first baby born to Bristol was 2006. Or was it early 2007?

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  22. If Brisdull lost weight loss was due to eating clean and a healthy exercise regimen she would freely discuss this.........right? Why would that be a secret?! After all, wouldn't someone WANT to share that info and perpetuate a healthy lifestyle?!?!? "I chase my kid around all day!!!" and "I do some Pilates!!!!" is "famous" person's code for "I DID SOMETHING UNATURAL AND FUCKED UP TO LOSE THIS WEIGHT." POS

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    1. Opps..."Brisdull's weight loss"

      Delete
    2. "If Brisdull lost weight loss was due to eating clean and a healthy exercise regimen she would freely discuss this.........right?"

      AND she'd be trying to make money off of her "weight loss secrets". The fact that she's not promoting anything is a dead giveaway of something fishy there...

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    3. Anonymous8:39 AM

      In absolute and total agreement.

      She can't make money on the lies. "Weight loss secrets" is a whopper. If Americans don't care about the TV bs they sell us here, they may care across the pond. The Daily Mail must keep on top of the Bristol body shifting and all the mythology.

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    4. Anonymous10:26 AM

      As someone else pointed out, "eating clean and a healthy exercise regimen.." That would be admitting that Michelle Obama is right, so she cant do that.
      -rubyslippers

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    5. Anonymous12:35 PM

      RunninL8- missed you! ;)

      FUMC

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  23. Anonymous6:38 AM

    ALASKA PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    Sarah Palin please have your children, husband, grandchildren and yourself spade and neutered.

    THIS HAS BEEN AN ALASKAN PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

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    1. Anonymous10:24 AM

      LOL! Don't forget all the "secret" babies hidden all over the country!

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    2. Anonymous11:01 AM

      As an Alaskan, I second this motion.

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  24. Anonymous6:38 AM

    1) We watched Bristol and her child. Never did I witness her running along with her child, or getting up off the sofa to expend any energy with her "three-and-a-half" year-old. Tripp has nothing to do with her new shape.
    2) She is missing a gold mine if she keeps her dieting tips secret. Just think what she could get from Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, or one of the other systems that depend on celebrities to sell to credulous people. The people who want a miracle to happen if they just pay enough money. Fail, Bristol.
    3) Since exercising and a "secret" eating plan are not responsible for her weight loss, we are left with the assumption that she took the lazy way to get rid of her extra pounds -- liposuction -- or that she was dancing for two the first time around.

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    1. Dis Gusted7:49 AM

      hard to remember that Tripp was only TWO when most of her fake reality show was filmed.

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    2. Anonymous10:43 AM

      How old is Tripp?

      As Tripp grows, it is quite likely that his predisposition to always wanting to do the right and responsible thing will have him maturing fast (perhaps even faster than his young parents!), maybe leading to him feeling like he bears more burden and responsibility than a young child should. With all these planets in the 2nd house, he will really have a desire to prove himself, to be productive, and to see results of his actions paying off.
      Tripp is an industrious, rather serious, practical little person, not the light, frivolous, happy-go-lucky type. To feel secure, he needs structure and a clearly defined set of rules and boundaries. He finds comfort in rituals and traditions. Little things like coming to pick him up exactly when you said you would mean a lot to him. He likes to know what to expect.

      That is only relevant if Tripp was born 12/27/08 at 5:30 AM
      http://kiddiestarsigns.kiddiegram.com/2010/07/and-daddy-makes-three-bristol-tripp-and.html

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    3. SAlly in MI10:47 AM

      Yeah, the biggest two year old in the nation, and the only three year old to use profanity....he wasn't two.

      Delete
  25. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Give me a break!

    Anybody who lost weight can't wait to tell people how they did it..... unless of course sex, crack and meth had something to do with it!

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    1. Your first sentence is very true - losing weight via diet and exercise requires willpower and the need to succeed - and people who do that love to share.

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    2. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Yeah, she might as well be saying "I did it with Meth like Mom." She is only going to show the world what a liar she is and those with eyes opened can see the addict family and enablers from 1000 of miles away.

      Why do they want to publish their addiction to the world? The subterfuge they use is failing them and not one of them can save them from what is to come? You would think that one person in the Palin entourage would care to keep them from the public humiliations they are headed for with all this self destruction.

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  26. Anonymous6:44 AM

    Remember Peta and Donald's country Finals dance last season?

    It would be funny to see Bristol wearing her daisy dukes, cowboy hat and boots and country dancing like Peta.

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    1. Anonymous8:59 AM

      She will need to sex it up a lot if she wants to get any legitimate votes. They will probably tease each week they are kept in that she will be going more and more sexy.

      I wish I had more trust in these shows but I think the fix is in. I don't know what that means in regard to Bristol except it is up to management more than votes.

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    2. Anonymous12:25 PM

      8:59- Bdull is *not* sexy.

      She is insecure, jealous, mean, lazy, stupid, vengeful and, well, *used up*...if ya know what I mean...

      She is So. NOT. Sexy!!!

      You know what is *REALLY* FUNNY?

      GinaM has a [loving? ;)] husband;
      So do I;
      So do many, many, many of the posters here (husband or wife).

      Sarah Heath Palin does not have that.

      Brisdull Palin does not have that.

      We. OWN. You bitches.

      :)

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  27. Anonymous6:45 AM

    That girl sure does have a big melon head.

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  28. Anonymous6:50 AM

    I hope she is voted off on round one.
    That would be "awesome".

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    1. Anonymous12:56 PM

      Is it mean if I want her to stay on for a few weeks so we can make fun of her dancing?

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    2. Anonymous2:06 PM

      As long as someone is watching DWTS no one cares why.

      Delete
  29. Anonymous6:56 AM

    DWTS facebook page has a post up asking if anyone would vote for Bristol and Mark, 99% of the responses are effin no, what makes her a star, her Mothers fans will stuff the ballot box and/or I'll tune in when she's voted off. It's hilarious!

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  30. Anyone want to take bets her new diet regime is bulimia?

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    1. Anonymous9:08 AM

      She is already getting the HUMONGOUS HEAD.

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    2. WakeUpAmerica1:40 PM

      I would say it's a secret because you know what happens to people who reveal the name of their dealer on TV.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous3:44 PM

      People could go to jail if caught picking up "postage"
      Darn rights it is a secret.

      Delete
  31. Anonymous7:31 AM

    There is an article on HuffPo about their custody battle being settled. It is amazing the bashing that Levi gets whenever there is an article on that mentions him. I wish HP would quit postng any articles that have him in them. There have been a couple of addicted trolls on there. One person has been on for about 8 hours.
    Pat Padrnos

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    1. Anonymous7:56 AM

      There is a reason why some abbreviate that site as huuffpoo or huffpoop. Just search Breitbart at that site to see what the problem is. Or search asshole worship at the site to get more direct results.

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    2. Anonymous12:05 PM

      Huff Poop used to be a good read. Now it is all AOL or as I call it Absent on Line. Just another rag now.

      Delete
  32. Anonymous7:46 AM

    Pissy Brissy is 99.99% moose poop. "secret weight loss" 100% moose poop.

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  33. Anonymous8:01 AM

    Where's Tri-g??
    What happened to the Dwts baby?
    Why is Tripp named after Todd's prostitute?
    How old is Tripp really?
    So many Palin baby secrets. I can't wait for piper to reveal the truth in her book.

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    1. SAlly in MI10:45 AM

      Maybe they keep pulling Piper out of school so she will never learn to read or write. I assume she can still speak..or did she stop calling into radio stations before school?

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  34. Anonymous8:13 AM

    I've been posting on here since 2008. One thing that's never discussed about Bristol's new face, is that it actually does give her the generic Hollywood sexy (no chipmunk-cheek) wide-eyed, small nose full lips look. It's the look that all juvenile girls want when they see their idols on teen magazine. So it's true: she has improved her look from the 20 year-old Bristol. She's accomplished the look all juvenile adult women want because their #1 priority in life is to feel and look sexy.

    So, in Bristol's world, she now knows she is attractive. It's the kind of attractive that she needs to stay employed in the entertainment industry. Her dysfunctional family that placed looks over everything else made her to be what she is. She doesn't know anything else. Being beautiful is ALL Bristol believes gets her success. How obvious it is that her mother didn't teach her about other virtues, the ones that are about character, and integrity. Bristol can't overcome her childish desire to be good-looking because no one set an example.

    So this girl recreated herself, couldn't bear looking at herself the way she was (cute, pretty and innocent-looking), but had to compete and look sexy like her mother. She got rid of her inherited uncomely traits, the weak chinline and extra fat.

    What's at the heart of this is Bristol's lack of honesty. This is what's so hard for the public to grasp, is her sudden arrogance, her haughty looks at the camera, her refusal to admit she changed her features because she hated them, and her misleading statements that make her look like she morphed into this beautiful flower overnight because she's just such a wonderful person; and her need to have 'haters' that are jealous of her. Pathetic and sad. The girl still won't find happiness until she learns to let go and be honest with herself and others.

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    1. Anonymous9:12 AM

      Brisdull is an ugly, UGLY PERSON!

      Inside out.

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    2. Anonymous9:29 AM

      That girl has nothing else to fall back on. Bristol's life is like her mother's. Just a sham and a con job to milk people for their money.

      Bristol starts something for the money, milks it for all she can get from it and then moves on to another scam.

      Perfect example would be the abstinence scam where she gave paid speeches and now that money cow is dry its on to dancing. If Bristol really believed in abstinence in teenagers then she would still be doing that. Bristol sure did fool those naive parents into paying her and bringing their kids to listen to Bristol's bull shit.

      FUCK YOU BRISTOL

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    3. Anonymous11:00 AM

      except her nose is still big

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  35. Anonymous9:07 AM

    Bristol, Pay attention to Jael Strauss and let that be a cautionary tale. You have the surgeons, dentists and medical help of a Lindsay Lohen. You to can slow down the ravages of substance abuse but you won't change the final blows.

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  36. Anonymous9:21 AM

    LOL Bristol lost weight and its a secret.

    I wonder if suddenly wearing those scarves around her hog fat greasy neck had anything to do with it?

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    1. Anonymous9:50 AM

      I wonder if Bristol is too embarrassed to say she owes all her weight loss to the man juice she consumes.

      Delete
  37. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Looks like the claws are out early for Dancing With the Stars All-Stars. It doesn't premiere until September 24, but pro Karina Smirnoff is already sizing up the competition and there is one person she isn't the least bit worried about -- Bristol Palin.

    Among all the women coming back -- Kelly Monaco, Shawn Johnson, Melissa Rycroft, and Kirstie Alley -- Smirnoff says the Life's a Tripp star has no chance of winning that mirror ball trophy.

    "I'd be very, very surprised if [Bristol Palin] won," she said. "Bristol was not known as the best dancer of [her] season. ... There was so much controversy when she was on." She's not kidding. She may have made it to the season 11 finale, but it was pretty clear it wasn't Palin's dancing that earned her viewer votes. She was an incredibly stiff and awkward dancer.

    http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/141540/dwts_pro_karina_smirnoff_takes

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  38. Anonymous9:36 AM

    I have never seen anyone change their appearance with surgery so drastically, and looks worse. Her plastic surgery does not make her look better.

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    1. Anonymous10:48 AM

      Bruce Jenner looked pretty darn weird. It took him like 20 something years to be able to talk about what a mess they made of him. This is 2012, I don't see that Bristol can live her lies that long. Not the ones about losing weight.

      She may have that hidden desire to get caught. Signing up for DWTS is her self sabotaging moment.

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  39. Anonymous9:39 AM

    If anyone has tips or photos, NOW is the time to send your information, concerns and interests to the various media and blogs that want the latest celebrity updates.



    Is the public going to believe her 'secret weight loss' meme? Does the public even care? Have they given up because they know Palins lie? Why would DWTS, ABC put a dupe like that on their customers?

    Even for a Palin this 'secret weight loss' scam is one of the worst yet. I do hope the media and the public hammer her good for trying to fool so many and asking for the public to vote for a liar. Neither DWTS or the Palins have any shame and will indefinitely carry this on.

    Is Kristi Allen going to preform in this show with Bristol? She is going to keep her pie hole zipped about weight loss? That won't speak well of her Scientology religion or for her speaking for Jenny Craig. Why believe a liar even if it is one that did lose weight?. Lying by omission is still a lie. All those that lie by omission and support this BIG PALIN LIE need to be hammered as well. Kristi is going to pretend she has nothing to say about Bristol? She will back her up? Either way it is a lie to allow this Palin sham to be promoted for any reason.

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  40. Anonymous9:39 AM

    G- I have a question. If you had to take an educated guess what do you think happened to the baby from dancing with the stars?I would guess adoption but you know so much more than the general public. -E

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    1. They tried two tricks:

      First, Go to Haiti and pretend to adopt a brown baby from the disaster aftermath;

      Second, Do a show with the Massey brothers pretending to help a children's charity, then Bristol would fall for a brown baby and adopt it.

      Problem was, we caught on to the ruses so she had to let the plans go and give up her brown baby because, you see, it would only remind Grisly Mama about her old black flame, Glen Rice.

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    2. Anonymous12:40 PM

      - Why would they attempt to adopt a baby from Haiti if they were SOLELY trying to cover up Bdull's pregnancy?

      Two babies?? what does that help???

      Also, Bdull was not nearly big enough to deliver in Haiti. It was, IMO, an attempt to cement Bdull as a "public figure", (i.e. helping worlwide charities), but really, it was only a very, very protected beginning to the Brisdull Media Empire you've seen clomping around in a gorilla outfit...

      LMAO, what was the name and purpose of her ridiculous company:?

      BMP?

      USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Delete
    3. Not two babies. She was preggers with a child of color. She had to have a plan to "adopt" one for when she gave birth. I agree she wasn't close enough to deliver when she went to Haiti, but she wasn't going to adopt instantly, either.

      The Palins come up with some goofy weird stuff to cover up their crazy lives.

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  41. Ailsa9:41 AM

    "Does ANYBODY really believe you lose that much weight by chasing your three year old?"

    Well, if he was running away from home and got a 20 mile start.......? ;)

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    1. Anonymous10:34 AM

      I doubt it, the only thing Bristol does is eat Big Macs and then chases them down with a large milk shake.

      Delete
  42. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Sour face Bristol is getting that puffy jolly face again. It makes her head looks huge.

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  43. Bristol9:43 AM

    Because I'm pre-marital sex? Right, that doesn't even make sense you dumb ass. And I'm successful because I'm a hard ass worker. Keep talking shit though, you and-Matt too...

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    1. Anonymous12:26 PM

      ?? Snark??

      drinking early??

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    2. WakeUpAmerica1:34 PM

      WTF??

      Delete
  44. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Anybody see Mitt and Ann Romney on Live! With Kelly And Michael this morning?

    Ann did one of those Michelle Pfeiffer leg crossing moves and showed her coochie.

    It was ironic that Kelly asked the Romneys who would they pick to play their spouse in a movie and guess who Mitt said?

    First he said Gene Hackman! Then Kelly had to explain the question to him again... who would you want to play Ann and then he caught on and said... drum roll please... "Leg Uncrossing Michelle Pfeiffer".

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    1. SAlly in MI10:41 AM

      Kind of ironic that he chose a dead man to play him, huh? And I doubt Pfeiffer would play Ann the Queen for a million dollars.
      Was Ann trying to change the topic from Mitt's cold dead heart?

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    2. Anonymous11:53 AM

      ahem... Gene Hackman isn't dead.

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    3. Anonymous12:07 PM

      Wasn't it Sharon Stone that did the "leg crossing" thing in "Basic Instinct"?

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    4. Anonymous12:27 PM

      Gene Hackman isn't Dead!

      Delete
    5. Anonymous1:13 PM

      Wasn't it Sharon Stone that did the "leg crossing" thing in "Basic Instinct"?

      LOL Yeh, isn't that what I said?

      Delete
    6. Sally in MI2:01 PM

      Oops....sorry. I thought Hackman had died last year, and I didn't check!!! My mistake..I apologize.

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    7. Anonymous2:10 PM

      You wrote: michelle pfeiffer, not sharon stone.

      Delete
  45. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Anybody see Gino? Did he ever make it home after getting kicked out of Bristol's car?

    Is Gino still crying a river over Bristol?

    Is Gino walking to Los Angeles to see if Bristol will take him back?

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    1. SAlly in MI10:40 AM

      I think Gino is babysitting Tripp, whom he loves as much as Bristol's other livein boytoys did...meaning, I love you Bristol, let's do a magazine cover for $200,000!. I'll do anything Bristol, just put me in your new TV show. I love that kid, Bristol. I'll give up my job if you;ll allow me to take care of him while you pursue your acting career in LA. Please Bristol, just another $50,000 and I'll not tell anyone what happened to the last two pregnancies. Promise.

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    2. Anonymous10:51 AM

      Who the hey is this Gino?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous12:28 PM

      @10:51- sad sack of goods who got Levi's leftovers.

      Pitbulls are more delicious, though...

      Delete
    4. Anonymous12:35 PM

      "Who the hey is this Gino?"

      You know how Todd is an uneducated, dumbass, no college, purse carrier and unemployed and is dependent on Sarah?

      Well that's what Gino is to Bristol.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous2:59 PM

      Where are the trolls to defend Gino's reputation? Did they cross him off their lists?

      Delete
  46. Anonymous9:55 AM

    A talent manager who heckled Bristol Palin at the Saddle Ranch last year has dropped his defamation lawsuit against her.... The lawsuit had first been dismissed in federal court before it was re-filed in state court. Hanks is still going forward with a suit against Lifetime, claiming he did not sign a wavier to appear on the show, though footage of the incident was broadcast by the cable channel.

    http://westhollywood.patch.com/articles/bristol-palin-lawsuit-over-saddle-ranch-spat-dropped

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    1. Anonymous10:37 AM

      Did Bristol pay somebody off not to go to court.... again? Inquiring minds want to know?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous10:41 AM

      How come the Palins always find a way not to go to court?

      Levi's custody hearing!
      Troopergate!
      Underage Bullriding Bargate!
      Willow's breaking and entering!
      Track's school bus brake line debacle!
      Todd's Pimpgate!
      House for Wasilla Hockey Rink Gate!
      And all their other gates!

      They must have to pay out quite a bit to make things go away quietly.

      Delete
  47. Anonymous9:58 AM

    Jessica Simpson, slow but sure, weight loss.

    http://tinyurl.com/9flm5vu

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  48. Anonymous10:02 AM

    WTF??? It’s Bristol’s turn to shine!

    Bristol and partner Mark Ballas made it to the finals on DWTS Season 11, but it was a rough road in general — from her own self-confidence being shaken to many viewers wondering why she was there. Things are a bit different now.

    "I think I've just grown up a lot in the last two years," Bristol told The Insider. "I'm not just like a little a kid anymore....I think that's just going to add to the performance factor a bit."

    Bristol said she's more active now, chasing after the three-and-a-half-old son, Tripp. She also plans to do better this time, dancing-wise, because she has a lot more confidence.

    Bristol told Access Hollywood her mom, Sarah Palin, is excited for her to return because she knows Bristol is now older and more mature. Sarah will probably return to the DWTS audience to support her, Bristol said — but there may not be as much fuss in the ballroom since another change since 2010 is the lack of constant attention on Mama Palin. It’s Bristol’s turn to shine. Or just fade away. We’ll see which one, starting next week...

    http://www.wetpaint.com/dancing-with-the-stars/articles/meet-the-newly-confident-bristol-palin-im-not-just-a-little-kid-anymore


    Question, this new older, maturer and confident Bristol Palin, how come she doesn't enroll in school and is still on the grifting circuit?

    Doesn't sound like she matured to me?

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    1. Anonymous12:41 PM

      Looks like he has his...

      BALLAS and CHAIN!!!!!!!!11

      wah wah wah....

      Delete
  49. Anonymous10:04 AM

    Off topic, but Sarah Palin just can't let a sleight go can she? Real or imagined....

    http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/09/18/168865/sarah-palin-weighs-in-on-jeffrey.html#storylink=rss

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  50. Anonymous10:04 AM

    What happened to Bristol's I'm a single struggling mom stick?

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  51. Anonymous10:05 AM

    What happened to Bristol's abstinence stick?

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    1. Anonymous12:29 PM

      It was attached to the first drunk guy she saw, so...

      Countdown to Scarf Town...

      Delete
  52. Anonymous10:05 AM

    What happened to Bristol's I'm thinking about running for Wasilla mayor stick?

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  53. Anonymous10:05 AM


    What happened to Bristol's I'm going to go to college in Arizona stick?

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  54. Anonymous10:06 AM

    What happened to Bristol's I'm sick of Hollywood and am going home stick?

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    1. SAlly in MI10:37 AM

      All of Bristol's schticks were bundled into kindling and used to show sweet little Tripp how to start a fire. Poof! Gone!

      Delete
  55. Anonymous10:35 AM

    What happened to Willow's facebook I'm engaged stick?

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    1. Anonymous11:51 AM

      schtick

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    2. Anonymous1:52 PM

      May be they meant stick in tribute to Sarah's latest stick comment?

      Delete
  56. Anonymous12:06 PM

    I can't see an extended chin.

    http://tinyurl.com/9gmtrl9

    This is just some fat removal.

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    1. Anonymous12:39 PM

      People keep saying this but it is so true. Bristol has a fucking long sad pathetic face. Just look at that picture of her smug look. What do you mean you don't see an extended chin?

      If your computer screen was in 3D, Bristol's chin could reach out and touch you!

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    2. Anonymous12:40 PM

      Any dude can rest their nuts on Bristol's extended chin its so big!

      Delete
    3. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Go clean your bed pan, NASTY!!

      Bitch. HAS. A. PIZZA lid holder in her chin!!!

      Delete
    4. WakeUpAmerica1:29 PM

      Satire, right? Bristol's chin is so big, it could have its own zip code.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous1:41 PM

      Bristol's chin so big, Sarah Palin wants to know if Bristol's chin is a continent or a country?

      Delete
    6. Anonymous1:42 PM

      Bristol's chin is sooooo big it has its own Time Zone!

      Delete
    7. Anonymous2:18 PM

      Bristol's chin is sooooo big her chin has its own area code and her mouth resides in a different area code.

      Delete
    8. Anonymous2:23 PM

      Bdull s chin is so big,

      Tripp calls it "daddy"

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  57. Anonymous12:26 PM

    Poor Mark Ballas. He will forever be associated with Bristol Palin just like poor old McCan't will be tied to his horrible game changer Sarah Palin.

    I don't know if Mark Ballas voluntarily signed up for this "tour of duty" or he was paid handsomely to sacrifice his career; either way, he lost my respect.

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  58. Anonymous12:41 PM

    That is one huge mammoth face on Bristol.

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  59. Anonymous12:48 PM

    What I find interesting is that Bristol won't reveal how she lost weight.

    Bristol is not a jogger, does not run on a tread meal or ride a stationary bike or we would of seen it on Life's A Tripp. Bristol was only seen sitting all the time and there were never any pictures or videos of exercise equipment in her house.

    Thanks to modern medicine for Bristol's weight loss and new face. Will power had nothing to do with it.

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  60. Anonymous1:18 PM

    Job One for Bristol is not to win the Mirror Ball.

    Job One for Bristol is to find a rich husband so she won't have to dance for a living anymore or look like an ass on reality shows!

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    1. Anonymous1:58 PM

      I hope Bristol can find somebody who can afford to pay for her chin implant upkeep and lipo and shoes and cheese cakes and ....

      Delete
    2. Anonymous2:14 PM

      Too bad all of the penii in America have cowered in fear of THE CHIN!!!

      Delete
  61. Anonymous1:26 PM

    I looked for information about the competition. Contestants and staff consistently report rehearsal time as 30 hours a week or 6 hours a day. Bristol recently said 3-4 hours a day for practice.

    What is indisputable is that she demonstrated the least improvement and gained an obvious large amount of weight unlike her competitors. Also obvious is she had procedures done, had someone else do the work she could not be bothered to do.

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    1. Anonymous1:39 PM

      If Bristol practiced dancing 30 hrs a week then it wouldn't leave much time for sex!

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    2. Anonymous1:59 PM

      Dumb producers are helping her sell her pack of lies to an innocent or ignorant television audience just so they can make money. They are all frauds and it should not be allowed to continue without full vetting and scrutiny. Bristol is just one fake on DWTS. They are all equal in allowing these crimes to go on and on. No one speaks up, not even someone like Maksim Chmerkovskiy. You would think he had more honor. I don't know how any one of them can live with themselves and these lies.

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  62. Anonymous1:44 PM

    If Bristol wants to win a trophy she should enter a hotdog eating contest.

    Bristol will win it hands down guaranteed.

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  63. Anonymous1:55 PM

    Has Bristol ever won or worked hard for anything in her life besides grifting?

    All we know is that Bristol is very limited in her education, underage mother in her Junior year of high school, not known how many kids she birthed or where they are, always on the look out for trial husbands. They say is borderline retarded, can't dance, can't write or speak. Works as a full time office manager for a medical doctor with very limited office manager hours.... probably works 6 hours a year for the doctor if Bristol doesn't call in sick or wants time off to dance and go mechanical bull riding? I wouldn't be surprised if Bristol hires an office asst manager to do her office manager job like Mayor Sarah Palin had to hire a town manager to run Wasilla.

    A real winner you raised there Sarah.

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  64. Anonymous1:59 PM

    I haven't had time to read the other comments and not sure if anybody has said this or noticed this but Bristol has a big face and a big head.

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    1. Anonymous3:05 PM

      It happens with bulimia and anorexia. One or many forms of speed will speed things on and help with the weight loss. It would be Bristol's secret.

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  65. Anonymous2:03 PM

    Doesn't look like its Bristol's day.

    "In 2010 Bristol Palin filed a lawsuit against Levi Johnston for custody of Tripp (her child bearing the same name as her dad’s prostitute. (Shailey Tripp) In June of 2010 the judge in that case denied Bristol’s request to keep all the evidence in the case confidential. The judge ruled for Levi, finding that all the evidence in the case would be subject to public disclosure. Suddenly the importance of gaining full custody of Tripp was no longer a priority. The priority became to ensure secrecy....."

    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2012/09/18/bristol-fights-for-custody-unless-she-doesnt/

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  66. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Bristol should take up singing for a career. I've never heard her sing but I have heard that she is a great hummer.

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  67. Anonymous2:24 PM

    You guys just hate me because I come from a famous family and you have to work for a living.

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  68. Anonymous2:31 PM

    Could this explain why Bristol was categorized as borderline retarded, can't dance-clumsy and has a big head? I'm not saying she has this but maybe she should be checked out?


    Sotos syndrome (cerebral gigantism) is a rare genetic disorder characterized by excessive physical growth during the first 2 to 3 years of life. The disorder may be accompanied by autism[1], mild mental retardation, delayed motor, cognitive, and social development, hypotonia (low muscle tone), and speech impairments. Children with Sotos syndrome tend to be large at birth and are often taller, heavier, and have larger heads (macrocephaly) than is normal for their age. Signs of the disorder, which vary among individuals, include a disportionately large and long head with a slightly protrusive forehead, large hands and feet, hypertelorism (an abnormally increased distance between the eyes), and downslanting eyes. Clumsiness, an awkward gait, and unusual aggressiveness or irritability may also occur. Although most cases of Sotos syndrome occur sporadically, familial cases have also been reported. It is similar to Weaver syndrome.

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    1. Anonymous2:57 PM

      "unusual aggressiveness or irritability may also occur"

      ????????

      Oh oh that's our Bristol!

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    2. Anonymous2:59 PM

      You know how Sarah names her kids after diseases like Tri-G and things like that?

      Maybe Sarah should of named Bristol.... Soto?

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    3. Anonymous3:15 PM

      Bristol is tall? THE CHIN is an implant that makes her big head look bigger. It is not a syndrome.

      Aggressive and irritability would work.

      We may see more of her low muscle tone on teh teevee soon. She has the Palin speak curse, impairments from both parents.

      She scores most with the drug addiction syndrome for the big head. The same as Sarah. May be Willow has the look by now?

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  69. Anonymous2:37 PM

    I feel sorry this woman. Just look at her face and she looks like she has had a hard life for a mid 30 year old.

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