Saturday, September 22, 2012

Sarah Palin tells the Romney/Ryan ticket to "Go Rogue." Because, you know, that worked out so well for her.

Here is the verbal diarrhea courtesy of the Weekly Standard:

"With so much at stake in this election, both Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan should 'go rogue' and not hold back from telling the American people the true state of our economy and national security," says Palin. "They need to continue to find ways to break through the filter of the liberal media to communicate their message of reform." 

Palin also suggests that Romney and Ryan can be responsible for an epiphany on this country's fiscal standing. "America desperately needs to have a 'come to Jesus' moment in discussing our big dysfunctional, disconnected, and debt-ridden federal government," says Palin. 

"It is nothing short of appalling that President Obama couldn't even remember how much our national debt is during his interview with David Letterman the other night. (Actually the President knows all too well what the number is today, however the question he was asked was what was the size of the debt when he took office. And his answer was he did not remember what the number was "precisely." Not quite the same thing now is it?) Even my 10-year-old daughter knows that it's $16 trillion, and unlike Obama, she's not responsible for adding trillions to it. (Not to nitpick, but since we ARE discussing numbers, it seems reasonable to point out that Piper's birth date is March 19th, 2001, making her 11 years old NOT 10. But hey carry on lecturing the President on his math.) Obama casually told America that we don't have to worry about our debt in the 'short term.' Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan need to ask him how long that 'short term' will last." 

Palin adds that Romney and Ryan are being "counted on" to get this right. 

"At the founding of our country, a great American patriot wrote, 'If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace,'" says Palin. (That quote by the way was from Thomas Paine, who was a famous Freethinker, who wrote a book entitled "The Age of Reason" which was essentially a condemnation of organized religions. Who wants to bet the moron did not know that?)"Obama's motto seems to be, 'Let the good times roll in my day. The kids can deal with the catastrophic bankruptcy in theirs.' That's no way for the leader of a great nation to behave, and I hope Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney continue to call him out on it. Generations of American children are counting on them."

I wonder if she means the same generation of American children who would no longer have access to  Medicare once Ryan's budget plan made it a voucher system, which would dramatically increase medical costs and remove the protections now in place for their grandparents?

Or perhaps she means the children who don't have one of their parents because they were killed in one of the wars unnecessarily started by the LAST Republican administration?

No crazy lady, President Obama has worked his ass off to protect the future of our children, and the country that they hold dear.  And if you  weren't such an ideologically driven, barely educated moron, perhaps YOU could figure that out as well.

Epic Fail Klondike Kardashian!

110 comments:

  1. The pundits are having a sad because Mitt stayed with the looney right after winning the primary - but Sarah is convinced all he has to do is go right of right and all will be well.

    I'm not sure what Alaskans were thinking when she became Governor - she hasn't a sane thought in her head.

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    1. Anonymous6:39 PM

      "I wonder if she means the same generation of American children who would no longer have access to Medicare once Ryan's budget plan made it a voucher system, which would dramatically increase medical costs and remove the protections now in place for their grandparents"?

      No worries for her! Since all her kids and gradkids are covered under FEDERAL GOV NA Healthcare b/c they are like 1/32 NA blood.

      Fuck you Sarita!
      TS I know what ya mean but some were thinking with their little heads or stupid dems trying to game the system.
      Just like with Joe Miller! Y'all know who you are.
      Hang your heads in shame.

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    2. I truly wasn't meaning to criticize Alaskans - I think in so many elections we find one positive and manage to ignore the insanity that goes with that positive. In 2008, the electorate was entranced with a wink and a short skirt - fortunately she had enough time to show the stupid.

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  2. FUCK YOU MCCAIN!!!!!!3:11 PM

    Who takes advice on how to win...from a Loser??

    STFU, scum queen.

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    1. Anonymous6:32 PM

      Your moniker says it all.

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  3. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Oh Gryphen, Sarah's children have already met all of the qualifications for success in their own young lives, they don't need to worry about the future. Hey we have Willow styling hair (hellloooo, not just anyone can get into hair school ya know) Track is servin' the troops because he had no other options and well, the Army loves fresh meat for the IEDs. Bristol dances and abuses one of her children on TV and Piper actually knows the figure of the National Debt. These kids are high achievers, so how DARE Palin to speak of the difficulties her children might have under a second term by POTUS Obama. Her kids have it made; they are the cream of the intellectual crop and she has no worries about them. She's as big a whiner as old Ann Romney. Shut it Sarah, your family has "success"?!?! ( I guess they have as much success as their gene pool will allow them....)

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    1. Anonymous8:25 AM

      And of course remember, not one of her offspring has a legitimate High School diploma. Stupid, thy name is Palin.

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  4. Anonymous3:27 PM

    When Sarah Palin speaks, more people are convinced that voting for President Obama is a good thing. I bet even Romney and Ryan wish she would STFU.

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    1. Anonymous5:14 PM

      Well you took my response right out of my keyboard! Good On Ya! How do you hell do you shut her up?

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    2. Anonymous5:37 PM

      I'm convinced that's exactly why sarah slime-bag has worked her way back into the MSM, to stick it to Rmoney for dissing her at the RNC convention.

      She secretly wants Obama to win, for it's in her best interest.

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  5. Anonymous3:34 PM

    You know your campaign is a failure when a failed ex-politician who only goes to church to get exorcisms from a Kenyan witchdoctor gives you advice on how to run your campaign.

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  6. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Sarah Palin likes anything dirty. She likes others to fight, go postal and use low down and dirty games. She is the instigator.

    Sure she likes ROGUE... dishonest, knavish, scoundrel, a cheat, to uproot or destroy, having an abnormally savage or unpredictable disposition, no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted and hence not controllable or answerable; deviating, renegade: a politician.

    She just doesn't want to be the one caught being rogue. She uses it to entice bad boys like the ones that are attracted to her ways.

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  7. Failed Hail Mary passer demands come to Jesus moment. Heh.

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    1. Anonymous4:47 PM

      Jesus will not be receiving.

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    2. Anonymous5:46 PM

      Lol, 4:47!

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  8. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Who the HELL keeps rattling this bitch's cage? GO AWAY, $carah, we are sick and tired of you and your family. You may think you are photogenic, but those days are behind you. The ugly inside has seeped out. Whoever writes her screeches needs new material. What the hell does "go rogue" mean? Completely lose your sanity and make a complete ass of yourself? If so, she definitely did that.

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    1. Anonymous9:23 PM

      And rMoney and his "Let them eat cake" bitch of a wife are well on their way...of doing that.

      With rMoney as sarah a gaffe a day!
      Now rMoney is cursed with the Palin curse...DOOMED!

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  9. TEE-HEE!! I do believe she has all the intelectual sharpness of the top Elmer Fudd's head! The ska-roo-wee wabbit!

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  10. Anonymous3:52 PM

    Sarah is probably subtracting years off Piper's age so that IF she graduates from high school at age 19, Sarah can say she graduated early.

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    1. Anonymous7:02 AM

      Bristol got a year added to her age instead of subtracted so she wouldn't appear as a 16 year old pregnant HS drop out

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  11. Anonymous3:52 PM

    This woman seems addicted to lying about the ages of her children and grandchildren, not to mention their real parents.

    Dave
    Texas

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  12. Anonymous3:58 PM

    I don't know what to say about this skank anymore. I think I'm too disgusted and every time I see her face I started to puke. I just hate her! yes I do hate fucking sarah palin and her husband and her 2 skanky daughters!

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  13. Anonymous4:06 PM

    If there is anyone who knows less about the "founding" of America, it's Palin. I tell you, if Benjamin Franklin and James Madison were alive today, they'd bitch-slap her until she couldn't tell shit from Shinola.

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    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      Now if you were talking about the fondling of America it would be different!

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  14. Anonymous4:11 PM

    Dumb as a board, and yet I heard Ryan today admonishing his audience that Obama was laying more debt on their kids. I do wish someone would ask him what he has done to help lower the debt in his 14 years in Congress.

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  15. Anonymous4:12 PM

    haha I was reading the comments on Christian Monitor like

    "Yeah, Sarah. That's worked so well for you in the past. How's being governor of a state treating you? Oh yeah, that's right. You resigned in order to dodge ethics charges and make a lot of money pontificating before frightened retarded people."

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    1. Anonymous4:40 PM

      Perfect: Someone clocked her for the fraud she is.

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    2. Anonymous7:43 PM

      "Yeah, Sarah. That's worked so well for you in the past. How's being governor of a state treating you? Oh yeah, that's right. You resigned in order to dodge ethics charges and make a lot of money pontificating before frightened retarded people."

      How do "you people" always manage to say the things that I want to say so much better than I can? All I can say is, "Mega-dittos and well said."

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  16. Anonymous4:12 PM

    The last thing Romney or Ryan will do is take advise from Sarah. They don't even want to mention her name or have her campaign with them. They know she is toxic and one of the main reasons the Republican party has hit bottom.

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  17. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Sarah. Birth dates confusing to you?

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    1. Anonymous6:30 PM

      Birth dates, birth place, their daddies, if they went to school, their babies daddies, who is pregnant, who is in the canvas tent with them, what they look like pre-facelifts.... any of them.... all of them are confusing to Sarah.

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  18. Well this just proves that Baldy doesn't write her own shit! What mother doesn't know the age of her kid? But knowing how drunk and high Baldy is all the time...she probably hasn't SEEN Piper since she was 10 years old! LOL!

    Come to think of it...isn't Piper being raised by Aunt Molly now? Poor Piper...that kid doesn't stand a chance in that fucked up family!

    And as far as Baldy the Quitter giving the losing team of Meh/Lyin advice...I'm sure it has been met with stony silence...the same as when she attempted to "invite herself" to the Convention!

    She's such a stupid ass idiot! But she sure is a persistent idiot...kind of like our Krusty the krazy stalker! LOL!

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    1. Anonymous7:51 PM

      Yes, Piper lives with Molly most of the time.

      Any other mother would be ashamed to have put herself ahead of her children so often throughout their lives. But not Sarah - she's above having compassion for anyone, even for her own children, as they are merely an inconvenience for her most of the time.

      Sarah's a selfish, narcissistic person, and the worst mother ever. Feel free to quote me.

      A Former Friend of Sarah Louise Heath Palin

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    2. Anonymous9:08 PM

      Isn't Molly's pace like a Wasilla orphanage - Piper Diaper makes what? 11? How does the woman support herself, pray tell. She may get support from a state trooper, but how far can that go? Anyone?

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    3. Anonymous9:28 PM

      BWAHAHAHAHA, even Sarah's "FRIENDS" are tired of her B.S.

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    4. Anonymous6:27 AM

      Why does Sarah keep dragging her kids into her political statements? I thought kids were off-limits?

      She's such a fraud!

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  19. WakeUpAmerica4:55 PM

    Still jealous, Tundra Turd? It's just eating you up, isn't it?

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  20. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Is there trouble in paradise at C4P? At 8:18 tonight there was only 251 comments left at C4P. Last Saturday at the same time, the previous low up to then, there was 343 comments left. Comments all week have also been low at C4P, although not as low as they were for today and last Saturday. There definitely appears to be a rapid decline in numbers at C4P. I would think if anything would be a clear indication of Palin losing her followers, it would be in the numbers of comments left at C4P. The followers at C4P have to be her most loyal followers, and it doesn't look good for her right now. There also hasn't been any mention by the commenters that they might be going to other sites to worship her. The next week or two will probably let us know for sure if this is a trend or not.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 PM

      It's just a big turn-off for Sarah's fans to have her continuously begging for money from them when she lives so lavishly and doesn't spend the Sarah PAC money other than for her own personal expenses or for those of her family members.

      Even the worst Palinbots are beginning to realize that they've been taken to the cleaners by Granny Grifter too many times.

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    2. Anonymous8:43 PM

      Maybe their fingers got tired from all that typing since it was the same 15 people leaving 1500 comments per article.

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    3. Those 15 will always be convinced that Sarah would have won in a landslide - she was just too honorable to run.

      Sarah, however, has a chance to stay in the limelight if President Obama wins the election - she will attack Romney every way possible - wonder if she will vote?

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    4. Anonymous12:37 AM

      Sweet Jesus, how many times can they read and "like" one of BriAnus' (cacoethes scribendi) long diatribes about ONE PAGE of some ghostwritten book of Sarah's?

      "My Dear Friends in Sarah,

      "I shall now use 5,000 words to describe what I read on page 45 of 'Going Rogue'.

      "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah x1000...

      "Sarah Braveheart: credo quia absurdum est.

      "Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!"

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    5. Maddies_Mom12:08 PM

      The brilliance of Gombie the Genie in an IM comment section! My life is complete...

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  21. Anonymous5:08 PM

    After Game Change wins 10 Emmys tomorrow people will once again be reminded of how well that goingy roguey thing worked out in 2008.

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    1. Anonymous7:16 PM

      Sarah Palin is shown beautifully in the movie "Game Change". She was and is a first class bitch all out for only sister Sarah! I bet they wanted to knock her head off so many times during that campaign...just as many Americans would like to do today!

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  22. Anonymous5:15 PM

    Didn't get in the race herself but she can sure coach from the sidelines. All mouth and no go...

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    1. Anonymous7:57 PM

      Armchair quarterbacks are always undefeated, because they never get in there and compete.

      All Talk and No Walk = Sarah's Game

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    2. Anonymous4:40 AM

      Sarah's motto:

      Winners never qu...


      (h/t some political cartoon)

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  23. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Sarah: your great American patriot, Thomas Paine, as Gryphen points out, had six mourners at his funeral because of his attacks on organized relgion, especially Christianity. He was a deist, born in England, who spent much of his life in France.
    I guess your "come to Jesus moment" is a loud and obvious dog whistle to your small band of followers, but Mitt Romney, a Mormon, will never have a "come to Jesus moment."
    "Short term" means Keynsian economics. If you took macroeconomics at one of your many colleges and community colleges, you'd know what he was talking about. If you don't know, better not to talk about it.
    Finally, there is plenty of opportunity, through Fox and dozens of blogs, not to mention you mouthing off whenever a thought goes through your synapses, for a non-liberal version of events (events themselves are neither liberal nor conservative) to make it out into the general population. The fact that the general population seems to prefer our president than to gamble on the two doofuses who head the Republican ticket: don't blame that on liberals. the GOP is responsible for them.

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  24. Anonymous5:25 PM

    OT... saw this older post on MedMatters and got me to thinking...has anyone seen much of Romney/Ryan vetting being done on Faux?

    http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/05/10/hannity-fox-failed-to-vet-obama-in-2008/185622

    f*uckin' hypocrites!

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  25. Anonymous5:41 PM

    They did not want to hear her at the RNC convention and they do not want to hear her now.

    Its a joke that anyone still takes her seriously.

    Go spend your time spray tanning and making new wigs!!!!

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  26. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Her won kids do not listen to her and she expects others to listen to her????

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  27. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Maybe Sarah could explain the unfair disproportionate pay she and others get paid for 1 hour speeches. Does this help the economy? One woman who gets paid $100,000 per one unproductive speech, while the average worker who works by the sweat of their brow for half that annually.

    And SHE has the nerve to complain about national debt? Who is she to make these accusations when she has produced nothing for anyone. She doesn't work, doesn't carry a title, doesn't activate one skill towards public service, has a nasty countenance, can't work with a team; all she does is write or speak and what she speaks or writes benefits no one. She demands money from donors - why? Why can't she just volunteer her ridiculous advice and save her hard-working fans money to help them save for the future of their children? If Sarah really cared for anyone at all, which she doesn't, she'd be donating HER time and doing something significant to the little people, not catering to the affluent 1% as a 'motivational speaker. Her actions don't reflect her concern for struggling Americans.

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    1. Anonymous7:13 PM

      She isn't being paid those amounts anymore for speechifying her bullshit! And, you'll notice that she isn't getting the requests much anymore for giving her chitter chatter. Everyone is pretty sick and tired of her repeating the same verbage of four years ago!!!

      Sarah, you are boring as hell!

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    2. Anonymous3:24 AM

      She certainly "motivates" me! Whenever I see her snarling mug, I am motivated to contact McCain and tell him what an ass he was and is for picking this looney person. I would not call her a woman, REAL women nurture their kids, something $carah pawns off to her sister once they are no longer useful to her.Maybe her family is afraid she might harm one of them. Remember when Piper was in a car seat and $carah sent her flying across the floor saying "Someone take this f---king baby"

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    3. Anonymous8:36 AM

      She definitely motivates me. Whenever I see her face, I'm motivated to take a shit.

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  28. Anonymous5:57 PM

    Hey, Sarah, where is Trig's birth certificate? Perhaps it is time for you to have your "come to Jesus" moment and confess your sins....

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  29. Anonymous6:01 PM

    Does anyone know what happened to Tawd's sister? You know the drug addicted house robber who used her 4 year old to help her rob a house? What ever happened to that one? Or that kid that was a family friend who was thrown in prison and out of the army for murder?

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  30. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Sarah has no self-awareness. Doesn't she realize people get tired of hearing the same thing over and over and over again? Repeating the same old tired lines DO NOT have the same effect they did the first time she used them.

    Her repetitious use of old haggard lines like "go rogue", "come to Jesus moment" (which to a real christian is unbecoming to use the Name of Jesus in such a trivialized way), or any of her childish favorite lines, including the marker on her palm which she unbearably overplayed.

    She doesn't seem to understand (lack of awareness) that only a child uses the same tired line to get what he/she wants. When they grow up, they know it causes weariness to others to keep repeating old lines instead of using professional vocabulary. This is what her peers expected of her, and she failed big time, because Sarah can't express herself well, she has to rely on cliches and quips to get her point across. Her journalism/communication degree doesn't come through when she speaks.

    It points also to her lack of willingness to try harder. She could enhance her vocabulary by studying, engaging with others. She won't work with others. She stays at home at her in-home studio.

    And the constant use of at least one of her children's names in her editorials, facebook posts, speeches tells of someone who has some bizarre self-esteem problems. Professionals leave their kids (names) out of their writings and speeches. She seems to have this attachment disorder with them that keeps her offering them up to the public at every turn. She is a very bizarre woman.

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    1. Anonymous8:10 PM

      Let's get this straight. She's a stupid bitch, pure and simple.

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    2. It is easier to understand if you think of her as a child, which she is. A twisted and disturbed child, but a child nonetheless. I have had experience with this type of personality. They inhabit an adult body but are emotionally retarded (at the very least). They project their infantile emotions on others and formulate their relationships with the world based on their projections. They are immersed in a world of childish emotions and have no idea how adults think. Unless you are a professional who deals with this type of personality (narcissistic) the only way to
      'deal' with them is to not interact. They are often cunning and devious as they try to engineer their way.

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    3. Anonymous8:58 PM

      I think Anonymous @ 8:10 has her pegged. lol.

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  31. Anonymous6:14 PM

    Hey Sarah, instead of teaching your daughters the amount of the national debt (most of which was incurred from the 2 unpaid wars started by the GOP), why don't you teach them what a condom is and how to use it, that would be much more useful information for them.

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    1. Anonymous6:23 PM

      Ummm my chitlins knows what condoms are fur. You wrap them in dem free face cloths from Best Western down from us and put dem in yer pockets and walk around town with them.

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    2. Anonymous6:38 PM

      Our country has already been Bushed, and the last thing we need is to bend over again so we can be Romneyed!

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  32. Anonymous6:18 PM

    "Even my 10-year-old daughter knows that it's $16 trillion"

    FUUUCCCKKK YOOOOUUUU Sarah Palin!

    Who are you trying to kid? Your dumbass ignorant kids still don't know where babies come from and don't know how to stop breeding like rats!

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      Willow: What's Syria?

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    2. Anonymous9:13 PM

      O c'mon Willer looks like she's never missed a meal. She knows that Syria is served with milk for breakfast. Oh wait, $carah forgot to get milk, so her kids just eat it out of the box.

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      LOL good one

      "Syria is served with milk"

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  33. Anonymous6:20 PM

    LOL Piper was so fucking behind doing her basic math flash cards during the 2008 campaign I would be embarrassed if she was my daughter?

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    1. Anonymous6:42 PM

      Why would you be embarrassed? They don't require Math, Reading, English and all that fancy stuff in hair school, reality shows or on DWTS!

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    2. Anonymous7:00 PM

      Bristol was considered borderline retard in school, maybe Piper is too?

      As far as Willow being borderline retarded, the last time Willow went to any school or any school functions or had her picture taken for any school yearbook was when she was a Sophomore in high school if you don't count Bristol's GED graduation or the high school prom her friend invited Willow to. Otherwise Willow doesn't know where school is. But Willow could tell you which house is vacant or the latest homophobic words!

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    3. Anonymous4:44 AM

      Exactly! Piper is only going to associate with people who are AS STUPID as she is;

      So shes basically limiting herself to the Palin Cement Compound...(of HIGH-er education!) aaand Daycare Center

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  34. Anonymous6:34 PM

    Speaking of fake titties, didn't Sarah's sister Molly get implants too like Sarah? I also heard that Molly was pregnant before marriage like her mother Sally, sister Sarah, niece Bristol and nephew Track's wife.

    Any truth to any of that?

    Breeding must be contagious in Wasilly?

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    1. Anonymous7:03 PM

      Hope they do something with Piper. Either educate her, put some stitches where she can't get pregnant or neuter her.

      Those Cramp Pills Bristol took doesn't seem to prevent pregnancies in the Palin or Heath households.

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    2. Anonymous9:19 PM

      You forgot Pregnant Willow from last year. She is on a 'MONO' vacation, should have had the Baby by now.

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    3. Anonymous3:31 AM

      Piper has seen fromn Bristles how much good can come of an illegitimate baby. Bristles has made money from her "rape" I mean the second time, or third time in the tent with Levi. How could the Palins teach their offspring morals, when they have none?

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  35. Anonymous6:40 PM

    "America desperately needs to have a 'come to Jesus' moment?"

    When was the last time any Palin entered a church? Was it when that church burned up in Wasilla?

    Britta's pastor father wouldn't even perform his pregnant daughter's wedding ceremony in church. Probably afraid his church would burn down to with the presence of the Palins in it.

    Of all the people to impregnate, Track had to impregnate the unmarried pastor's daughter. Then she had to postpone her college education.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 AM

      only if you believe that story - IMO Britta has taken responsibility for the DWTS baby. Thinkin' one of the TriG's lives with her too.

      there was no wedding..that's another lie.

      Levi and Bristol were married and Levi's waitin' on Bristol's signature on the divorce papers so he can marry the mother of his daughter.

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  36. Anonymous6:41 PM

    What do you expect from Sarah Palin? Her IQ is 83!

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      You give her WAY too much credit.

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  37. Anonymous6:50 PM

    WTF?

    Even my 10-year-old daughter knows that it's $16 trillion!

    Sarah your adult children can't even qualify for college!

    Your children can't even get out of high school.

    Palins should be thanking the Lord every day for GEDs and it also helped that their mother was the governor of the state!

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  38. Anonymous6:54 PM

    There is a difference between Sarah Palin going rogue and her telling the Romney/Ryann team to do the same thing. Sarah was number two on the ticket, being told what to do by seasoned veterans of political campaigns. She didn't want to listen to them; she thought that she knew better regarding everything-- from not needing to prepare for an interview with Katie Couric to sticking to the speeches they wrote for her. Yes, Sarah went rogue, and she didn't help herself one bit by doing so. She lost.

    The idea of Romney going rogue is ridiculous. He is the CEO, the head of his campaign and he is responsible for managing everything. He has no script from which to depart. He has no rules that he has to follow. He is supposed to be the guy in charge. So, if Sarah is suggesting that Romney follow her example and go off the rails, I say, "Hey, Mitt, go for it! I especially like how well it worked out for Sarah. If you're lucky, you will get a contract from Murdoch and a book deal, too."

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      I think it's much more frightening that he *just*wants to be the king of Kolob...

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      don't forget the Family Reality Show and DWTS for Ann....

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  39. Anonymous7:00 PM

    I don't know if Romney could actually pull off a "Come to Jesus" moment, considering that the Mormons might have a different view of Jesus than Christians do. And, a "Come to Jesus" moment is not going to attract Jewish voters. (Did you forget about that star that you wear, sometimes, Sarah?) There goes the vote from people who follow non-Christian religions, too, also.

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  40. Anonymous7:00 PM

    She still thinks she was the main one on the McCain ticket and that she carried it (see HBO "Game Change" and read the book!), but she was a huge reason he lost and President Obama and VP Joe Biden won!!! She was shown to be totally inept for the job of VP and she still is. She's obviously not learned a damned thing in four years!

    All the idiot knows how to do is rant and rave and constantly throwout bullshit about our wonderful president. She commits treason constantly and should be put in jail for it!! Plus, going rougue didn't do a damned bit a good for her or John McCain. It assuredly will not help the failing Romney/Ryan ticket.

    Someone should sew the retard's mouth shut!

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  41. Anonymous7:22 PM

    It's fascinating that Sarah Palin found a quote from Thomas Paine so enthralling she took the time to memorize it. I think Palin would like to add this quote from Thomas Paine's 'Age of Reason' to her repertoire:

    "The Christian theory is little else than the idolatry of the ancient mythologists, accommodated to the purposes of power and revenue; and it yet remains to reason and philosophy to abolish the amphibious fraud."

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  42. Anonymous7:34 PM

    looks like the dumbass is having hotflashes..need to up your meds sarah..your not looking good.

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  43. Anonymous8:19 PM

    The one night I spent with her, after perusing her for years across continents, was bittersweet. Though she appealed to me immensely( I had recently returned from the rain forests of Africa where I had been working as a sort of advance man for Jane Goodall), partly because I hadn't seen a human woman for seven years.The long and short of it was that she was disappointed in me, however she did groom me with her teeth, I left the motel with a heart heavy with desire, regret, you name it. But no lice.

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    1. Anonymous3:34 AM

      No lice, maybe. How about STD's??

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  44. Anonymous8:28 PM

    Ann Romney's head is going to be spinning. Duck everyone!!

    On SNL's Weekend Update they did a segment with someone playing Ann. I can only say: OUCH!!

    Truthfully, maybe because I was thinking she'll be pissed, but I didn't really think it was that good. But it did 'make fun of her' -- I guess that's all that counts!! I'd say chalk it up to a 'work in progress'

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  45. Anonymous8:30 PM

    Sarah thinks Piper Diaper knows how to count to 16 trillion? I doubt it if that girl could win "Are You Smarter Than A Dumb Ass?".

    That girl missed a lot of school to pal around with Sarah.

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  46. Anonymous8:31 PM

    Why is the shiny brown lady standing in front a giant moose nugget?

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  47. Anonymous8:48 PM

    WTF? Isn't Sarah Palin the one who says other should leave her kids out of the press?

    AND WHAT DOES MOTHER OF THE TRAILER PARKS DO?

    Sarah you are the one mentioning your kids in the press and now that you brought Pier into your nightmare you really need for Piper to hit the books and stay away from those Ding Dongs, Twinkies and Hostess cupcakes before she needs lipo like her sisters Bristol the Cow and Willow the Whale. Otherwise Piper will end up with kankles and be husband-less like Bristol or balloon up like Big Willow.

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    1. Anonymous4:52 AM

      Piper stay off the pipe!

      "But I learned it from watching YOU!"

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    2. Anonymous6:55 AM

      "stay away from those Ding Dongs, Twinkies and Hostess cupcakes?"

      But Bristol is out dancing, Trig is eating with his nanny, dad is eating his prostitutes, Willow is in Arizona eating everything and mom is out getting into everybody's business eating at 5 Star restaurants.

      So what am I suppose to eat? Nobody is home to cook for me!

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  48. Anonymous9:02 PM

    So she admits to regularly watching Letterman ...

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  49. Anonymous10:35 PM

    On SNL, ‘Ann Romney’ Shares Advice For Her Husband’s GOP Critics
    VIDEO

    “Ann Romney” stopped by SNL‘s Weekend Update desk to make an excellent point: Mitt Romney gets a lot of criticism for being a rich dude who does rich dude things that might make it tough for him to connect with the average person, and yet here Barack Obama is hanging out with the likes of Beyoncé.

    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/on-snl-ann-romney-shares-advice-for-her-husbands-gop-critics/

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  50. Anonymous5:10 AM

    What a malnourished bag of bones. She looks so dry and withered. Has she taken to spray-tanning a cleavage the way that Kardashian boyfriend spray-tanned a six-pack on his abs?

    So insecure, so paranoid. Must constantly check her emails to see how many prayer warriors still have her covered. It's her security blanket. "See, people still love me!"

    Does she crawl up walls when no one is looking? Does she constantly mumble and stab her bony fingers in the air - naming all her real and perceived haters? Can't miss a one.

    When's the last time she's eaten since that Chick-Fil-A publicity stunt? Soooo many fat calories, got to run 10 more miles. Where's Todd? Keep him on a leash. We are stuck together to the bitter end. . .

    Ann, are you insinuating that I couldn't get in the ring? I did my bus tour and educated the country. I told Newsweek I could win, and then sat down on my bony ass.

    I'll show her, I can be useful. Mitt, "Go Rogue." See! I'm relevant!

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    1. Anonymous6:45 AM

      "Where's Todd?"

      Not with his former prostitute Shailey Tripp.
      1. Todd lost his kitchen pass and prostitution funding from Sarah since his prostitution business and visits has become public.
      2. Shailey won't have him any more.

      Poor Todd, now he has to revert to manual stimulation.

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    2. Anonymous7:00 AM

      Poor Todd, now he has to revert to manual stimulation.

      Well at least he will save money on condoms and facecloths.

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  51. Anonymous6:50 AM

    How's SarahPac doing? How much money has it taken in and given out to Sarah's relatives to lick stamps?

    Gotta admit those Palins are bred for lickin'

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    1. Anonymous6:58 AM

      That's their problem, the Palins need to swallow more.

      If they swallowed more then their breeding like rats epidemic would cease.

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  52. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Sarah Palin is the most hateful, devisive, 'supposed' christian on the planet!

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    1. Palin is NOT a Christian, she just plays one on TV.

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  53. Anonymous7:03 AM

    How come there's no news or pictures of Willow being spotted in Arizona?

    Could Willow be at her auntie's house where Bristol was sent to when she had her 9 month mono infection?

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  54. Anonymous8:16 AM

    The turd hath spake her salad again.

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  55. Paul - Minnesota9:41 AM

    Caribou Barbie doesn't have to worry about her kids or grandchildren getting any health insurance or healthcare.

    They don't even have to sneak to Canada to get any for free.

    Since they'll get government subsidized health insurance via Todd being part Alaskan native and going to IHS or Alaska Native Tribal Health Care services.

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