"Unfortunately for you Mitt, you were cursed with the hard knock life of growing up as the son of a wealthy Governor and auto executive." Yeah fucking tragic, don't you think?
As a matter of fact apparently Romney is SO disappointed in his parentage that he had to make up stories about his father walking out of the 1964 Republican Convention in protest of Barry Goldwater's hard line against civil rights. That would be a great story except it never happened.
No Mitt Romney is NOT Latino, or a woman, or a gay American. But if he were to at least be SOMETHING REAL, and not something completely phony, perhaps he actually could win this election.
P.S. I LOVE that Perez mentioned the spray tan by the way.