Bristol Palin completes her metamorphoses into her mother, and then claims that people want her dead. Where have I heard THAT before?

Courtesy of Hollywood Gossip:  

Yes, Bristol says she's receiving regular death threats this fall. 

“People have such opinions about me. It's like ‘I hate you, I want you dead and I want to shoot my TV,’” she explains of her public perception. “I don't read any of it." (And yet she can quote it from memory?)


And today we now learn that a "suspicious package" suddenly arrived right on cue, which now gives weight to Bristol's claims of death threats:

A suspicious package sent to the CBS studio lot yesterday (Oct. 3) contained a threatening note regarding Bristol Palin, TMZ reports. 

According to a studio source, the package contained a white powdery substance (later found to be harmless) and a note "that read something like, 'This is what will happen to you if Bristol Palin stays on [the show].'" 

You know I have been hearing about death threats directed toward the Palin girls for years. The Grizzled Mama claimed in her book that her girls were threatened with "gang rape" while they were living in Juneau, but that turned out to be a complete fabrication. So I sort of take EVERY other threat since then with a HUGE grain of salt.

While it may not be completely unreasonable to think that DWTS fans are upset enough with this phony to do something truly nasty like this, it is also EXTREMELY convenient. (Seriously has anybody ELSE ever received this kind of threat?)

This may sound somewhat conspiratorial but I would certainly not put it past Bristol to pull a stunt like this for attention. (Just think back to all of the times Sarah cried wolf in the past.)

After all Bristol IS her mother's daughter.

Though actually to be honest I am having trouble seeing where the Mama Grizzly ends, and the rabid surgically sculpted grizzly cub begins.

For instance what the hell is up with the new glasses?

Does Bristol actually need them now, or is she simply channeling her mother? Who also by the way does not need the glasses SHE wears!


As per Frank Bailey's book Palin had laser surgery on her eyes, but wore her fake glasses "to appear smart." Of course most of US realized a while ago that it was really an attempt to distract from Palin's wonky eye.

Speaking of appearances, Bristol also had this to say in another interview:

Bristol also commented to E! News about Julianne Moore's famous comment about Sarah Palin at the Emmys this year. Moore said Sarah Palin gave her a "big thumbs down" on her performance in the movie Game Change, in which Moore played Palin during her time as John McCain's running mate in the 2008 election. And the younger Palin agrees with her mom. 

"I don't think she's a good interpreter of my mom. I think my mom is way hotter than that," Bristol said. "I think she doesn't have that accent. It's kind of silly, but my mom's awesome."

Well I have SEEN Bristol attempt to act so I understand her confusion with how the process works. But see Julianne Moore was NOT trying to be a good "interpreter" for Sarah Palin (Though after hearing many of her speeches I can say unequivocally that she really needs one!), Moore was acting the PART of Sarah Palin. Which she did well enough to earn an Emmy. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, ya little shit. (And remember I have seen pictures of you smoking a pipe.)

And as for Sarah Palin being "way hotter" than Julianne Moore?

Not on her BEST day would that ever be true.

Remember Moore had to undergo over two hours of makeup every day to make herself unattractive enough to play Sarah Palin.

And STILL she fell short in that regard.

P.S. Speaking of metamorphoses did all you catch this bizarre transformation from one of Palin's interviews yesterday?

Holy crap! Welp I guess I'll be stocking up on silver bullets.

(Hat tip to Alaskan Dave Down Under for the gif.)